Josh Janssen: [00:00:00] it's the daily talk show episode, 877.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:08] Happy fat Friday. We got Georgie boy and producer, Jess
Josh Janssen: [00:00:17] So TJ and I were having a blow up. And so we're running a little bit late, but we're so we're recording fat Fridays with the weekend band occurred.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:27] Has that food been sitting there since 8:00 AM.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:29] Can you believe it? This is, I mean, this is crazy that
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:32] I would leave something. What's more sad. Your food that's been sitting there since eight or mine.
Okay. Mine,
Josh Janssen: [00:00:39] you go, well, you go first. Cause I think like mine is probably, it's a good one.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:44] Protein pancakes.
George Martin: [00:00:49] It
Josh Janssen: [00:00:49] looks
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:50] so three eggs, half a cup of oats, protein powder. And a banana and I cooked them into like beautiful butter. And so, um, I was trying to go lay for butter. Now I'm going to put, now I've got some, um, this is like a fresh lemon curd. There's a company called Pepe Sayer. Kepi Sayer. I'm going to give him a plug Pepe, saya.com w dude, the mass butter.
I'm going to do you guys all a favor,
Josh Janssen: [00:01:17] but they also have lemon turd.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:19] Yeah. Yep. So, and then they've also got like, um, bits of this butter in maple syrup. They do the, Oh my God. Literally butter on bread, just butter on bread. Peppy. Say it is fucking phenomenal. Anyway, I'm I'm, I'm going to dip my healthy pancakes into some lemon curd.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:37] Well, before I tell you what I have, just, can you tell us the story?
Jess Lucas: [00:01:43] Yes, I can. So, um, earlier this week, I. Um, made some scrambled eggs as I do most mornings these days with my mushrooms and tomatoes and that kind of thing. And I was eating it at my desk and I just felt like this string. And I thought it was a bit of hair stuck in my coat, off into my scrams and then I pulled it out and it turns out that it was just this big string of groupiness from,
Josh Janssen: [00:02:11] Oh no, how's the same tax.
Jess Lucas: [00:02:14] I'm turned off.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:16] I've
Jess Lucas: [00:02:16] also been living protein pancakes this week. Tommy
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:18] Mo. I used to have them every morning. They're good. Um, the pancakes with lemon curd or Riddick.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:25] Oh, I bet. All right, so I'm, uh,
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:28] one thing on the, sorry, one thing on the egg thing. Yeah. Jess, your, the person that hates the goofy bits and eggs, like I would never have that.
My vocabulary, that Gooby bit in egg. It happens to the person that hates the goofy bits and eggs under coaster.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:46] you think? JB, if she just cooked it
George Martin: [00:02:47] longer? Yeah, I reckon
Jess Lucas: [00:02:51] solid about it. The most disgusting thing I've ever seen,
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:55] you were
Jess Lucas: [00:02:55] eating at what it was, maybe it was a biblical quote or something.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:59] It is full on.
Isn't it? Sorry to be blunt. JB can, you can get something for fat Fridays in 30 seconds.
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:07] Yeah. Best thing the yummiest. Being in your pantry
Josh Janssen: [00:03:10] and you've got to be able to eat it. And it's like, where's my cake on. That was for the weekend. In the meantime. Yeah. Vacation not happy. You said disgusting. So this is what I've got.
Ah, it's actually different than what I thought. Okay. So I thought it was going to be a hedgehog, but it is.
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:37] Yeah, well, the unofficial, the unofficial theme of today is lemon. Cause I've got lemon curd on my pancakes. You've got lemon slice. George,
Josh Janssen: [00:03:46] where did you go?
George Martin: [00:03:48] This is unlike me. I'm not much of a chocolate ADA, but I got hazelnut. Gray milk chocolate.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:54] You wait, Sam.
George Martin: [00:03:56] It was between that and leftover pasta
Josh Janssen: [00:03:59] from
George Martin: [00:03:59] about four days ago.
So I pick this one.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:02] What's your rule on having stuff? Like how long after that, Jess? I feel like you'd have some pretty specific rates around, well, no, cause that's a, that's a generic rule. It's mine breaks down into it. Specific like rice. Whew. I read months back. That's a real bad like having that for that's a bad thing,
Josh Janssen: [00:04:22] really.
Once you've cooked it
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:25] or once you've cooked it and then put it in the microwave. Okay. That's good to know.
Jess Lucas: [00:04:30] Not really, to be honest, I think because I live at Lauren Black, I ate my food as it comes to be honest. Cause I don't have much variety and I hate cooking. So I'm like if it's cooked,
Josh Janssen: [00:04:42] um,
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:43] we, well, yeah, they are great, but leaving it beyond three days, we got these schnitzels the other night. Cook them. I cooked them up, got the oil pretty hard. I almost deep fried them with the amount of oil I was using. And they were like a chicken breasts. Sorry, bacon. Can we name the episode? Sorry, became, um, he's a vegan that listens to the show.
If you're wondering, um, the, the shinny has schnitzel was like, uh, you know, gets fatter and fatter. Anyway, they were all pink by the time I finished not like hot, like, no, like seriously pink on the inside, like look like uncooked, but it was just like a tinge of pink and I was furious. Cause I'm like, I've cooked these.
And then I put them into the oven to get them to cause I was like, fuck, there's still a little bit pink. I'll put into the oven and get I'm making my compartments. Why not make them a bit of a Palm or they'd be cheese on top. And so then I cut into it and I was like, Oh no. And so we spent good money on schnitzels and I, throughout majority of them, because I was like chicken.
I don't trust. I've got trust issues with chicken, dead ones. Live ones. Love them. Yeah. Lots of trust for chicken, real
Josh Janssen: [00:05:56] chickens, Jay bang. Why don't you felt like you were going to say something.
George Martin: [00:05:59] No, I made to any bit of pink chicken, not Canaan, but last night I cooked up a delicious steak. Usually I over cook my steaks, but, um, It was perfect.
So really happy about that.
Jess Lucas: [00:06:14] Like steak cooked.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:17] Okay. Um, so I don't know about temperature, but I just go away.
Jess Lucas: [00:06:21] I don't know how it, how do you explain that? Like it cooked.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:24] Yeah. How would you like it?
Josh Janssen: [00:06:25] That's all I do. Like it, I would like a medium rare, thanks.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:29] Same I'll have Josh is having yeah. Yeah.
George Martin: [00:06:32] I thought,
Josh Janssen: [00:06:34] I thought Jesse would have gone extra, like well done.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:39] Hey Jess, can we, because, because Josh and I both had the exact same thinking on that one. Can we just sort of iron out a few stereotypes of people from country towns that you know of that are just not true.
George Martin: [00:06:53] Well, we thought that they all had tractors. The guy, your neighbor, who was screaming in the middle of the night, he thought I must've been run over by his tractor.
So I know we live in the
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:03] suburbs.
Jess Lucas: [00:07:04] It happened again. My sister said it happened again, which is so bizarre. I know.
Josh Janssen: [00:07:09] And so what other stereotypes? Everyone's online,
Jess Lucas: [00:07:12] corn dip that corn relish,
Josh Janssen: [00:07:14] which you doing that? So
Jess Lucas: [00:07:16] I do like that. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:07:17] To die for anything. That's not true
Jess Lucas: [00:07:21] without it. Um, what else? Um, I mean, I think this is true.
I feel like country people, I little bit more like down to earth, kind of like salt of the earth type of people
Josh Janssen: [00:07:32] definitely
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:33] got to put, well, I think there is something about this differently. Something about like the people I've met from shepherd and that don't live there anymore. Very similar go getters, lovely.
Like just, I'm happy to be out of where they were, to be honest. Um, okay, so that's a positive one. Is there any negative ones that you've, that you don't like?
Jess Lucas: [00:07:54] Um, no. Cause obviously
Josh Janssen: [00:07:57] can you spot anyone from Bendigo? Like, are there any sort of signs? Oh yeah. If you're at a pub and you say someone you like are there from me.
Alright. Just
Jess Lucas: [00:08:05] chatty, I suppose. Like we we're all quite chatty, like we'll talk to people or something. I think. Yeah. I think city people are quiet, reserved, or they just don't give a shit about others.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:16] Can you guys tell me the roles around, because I've only just started drinking. What is the rules around drinking in parks?
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:23] Um, well, well, yeah, I mean, we've got a few different reports coming in here, Josh, so what's the deal because I sages.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:31] Yeah. You see, uh, like these, uh, mixed, uh, beverages, alcoholic beverages that come in cans. I've seen a lot of people out and about drinking them. Is that okay? Or not?
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:43] Depends on the way. Yeah.
So you got it? Yes.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:47] So I can drink.
George Martin: [00:08:49] Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:50] Just seen a guy
George Martin: [00:08:51] from 9:00 PM to 9:00 AM or something. Okay. I think you can't stay
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:55] here. That's the problem drinking time too. It's annoying. I've seen a guy rock up on a bike that had this like, um, trailer on us, like a little mini trailer. It had like a full keg and he was pouring bees and charging people.
He had like a liquor license to go really sick at Edinburgh gardens. It was awesome. But like in st. Kilda, there is a, an end in Bondai around those beach hotspots where it'd be perfect to drink. They have like, no, November 15 til January 30, whatever 20 is dry zone.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:31] Isn't like no glass as well as other thing.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:35] Well on beaches,
Josh Janssen: [00:09:37] Kilda st. Kilda, can you drink
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:40] in the times? That's not around the peak hour times. Like we've taken an esky down there. I mean, they just tell you to pull them out. Like, if you're not, if you, if the cops have a problem with it. Sure. And you have an open drink and just say, pour that out, put it in the bin.
Like I've been told even in the areas where you were not meant to be. Yeah, a lot of the time, but I mean, I don't know how much of that's going to happen. I've just read the 10 day deadline looks impossible for Melbourne to come out of lockdown.
Josh Janssen: [00:10:08] Interesting.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:09] I mean, it's a headline, but
Josh Janssen: [00:10:10] just did we, were you, I'm having a red wine at a park the other day on your date?
Jess Lucas: [00:10:16] Um, so I had it in it. I had it indicate that I didn't really drink. I had literally had that much.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:21] Really sorry about the drinking wasn't
Josh Janssen: [00:10:26] Oh, no. Here we go. And so what happens? So how do you end up drinking red wine out of a Cape cup?
Jess Lucas: [00:10:33] Yuck. The reason I only firm that's because I'm from India. Um, it was out of a green bag now. Just kidding. It was a little bit, uh, it was a little bit leftover I had in the fridge from before when I stopped drinking and I just tipped it in there and it wasn't that great.
And so, yeah,
George Martin: [00:10:52] I just, yeah. Did you stop drinking the, for you like surely that wine would be off? Yeah.
Jess Lucas: [00:11:01] It was, um, it was in the fridge though, GB. So it stayed, it was not the worst of hard, but yeah, it was not great. It was eight weeks old since that it was since that night that we all drank together on.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:14] Oh, that was a long time ago.
That's an idea
Jess Lucas: [00:11:18] of August.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:20] So tell us about the, so tell us about the date. What was the, what was the deal? Give us an
Jess Lucas: [00:11:24] uptime. Yeah, I shouldn't say it was shit. He was nice, but I just don't think he was for me.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:30] That's fair.
Jess Lucas: [00:11:31] Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:33] I was saying to Josh
Jess Lucas: [00:11:34] the other day that I feel bad because I feel like I've slow ghosted him a little bit and I don't mean to be mean.
And also it's very presumptuous that he was keen on me, but, um, yeah, I've kind of backed up a little bit.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:50] And is there a chance of bumping into him?
Jess Lucas: [00:11:53] No, none. He's, he's a Brawny boy. So I'm like, he's like, I'd never crossed the Yarra.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:59] Wait for people playing at home.
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:00] Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:02] So
Jess Lucas: [00:12:03] now, and I'll never go over that side of
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:04] town.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:05] I mean, on a weekend banter GB, we spoke about being more romantic. You've had some time talked about flowers. Have you got an update in regards to being romantic?
George Martin: [00:12:18] I got a bit of an update, so yes, I last week. I said that I was going to go and get hand flowers. And then when she came home from work, there'll be here.
And because we're talking about how I, you know, on Saturdays, we go past the flower shop and she goes, why don't you ever buy me flowers? I said, well, I can't get them now because now it looks like I'm just doing it because
Josh Janssen: [00:12:39] if you want me to
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:41] grateful when you're bloody asking for it.
George Martin: [00:12:44] So I got it. And.
Brought him home. And I was like filming her. She walked in the house because I wanted to show you guys. He walked in, she goes finally. Then I was like, okay. And she was happy. So I just left that for a bit was I thought I was being pretty secretive with my filming. And then she's like, why'd you why'd you get me flowers?
And then I said, no reason. So you could, like, you could just say. Because you've been working really hard as like saying no reason.
And then say after like a little while, I was like, okay, well we talked about on the show. So it was just content. Was it that no,
Josh Janssen: [00:13:29] no, no. I'm also sleeping with the neighbor. I feel very
okay. No, it wasn't.
George Martin: [00:13:37] And then I played her, I played her the bit that I was talking about it. You said you, so you feel me and then sent it to the, to the, to the boys. I said, yeah, but that wasn't on the show. That was just for us. That's like, that's my tip
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:52] for our Patrion subscribers.
George Martin: [00:13:56] And, um, anyway, so. Now she said it doesn't count.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:59] Okay.
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:00] Oh, but they behind you and I can see them bright yellow. You got the high favor. I literally picked up on that. Even that message, when you sent that across, I said, And he hits any and he hits stop and the crying begins or something where I was like, it seemed, it seemed like you didn't get the reaction you wanted.
There's nothing good about, uh, Oh, you have done it now.
George Martin: [00:14:25] Nah, she, she appreciate it. She was, she was very happy. But now I can't say, I mean, what am I going to do it now? Now I have to do it again, but I'm not going to talk about on the show for at least
Josh Janssen: [00:14:37] two weeks. Maybe,
Jess Lucas: [00:14:39] why don't you do it as a monthly thing or a weekend thing?
You could just go get her a morning coffee on a Sunday and a bunch of flowers. And
George Martin: [00:14:48] well, now that you've said that every weekend is going to be because of
Josh Janssen: [00:14:52] what you just
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:52] said, the thing is you almost, you need to come up with the specifics. You can't have anyone else, otherwise they're onto you. She's just like sniffs out.
This smells like a girl suggested this.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:08] Just,
Jess Lucas: [00:15:10] I mean, I don't know why you guys don't come to me more often. Like I can be romantic and I'm single the person that drinks eight,
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:18] eight week old red wine, the life choices at that point on a date.
Jess Lucas: [00:15:25] I have a question for you. How do you dry yourself out of the shower?
George Martin: [00:15:32] Oh, like order
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:33] Christian?
Jess Lucas: [00:15:34] Yeah. Do you have a routine
Josh Janssen: [00:15:38] face first? Just dry your face first and then work your way down.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:44] Wits your face. Did.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:46] Well your hair. Cause otherwise if you dry your nuts and then go straight from nuts to face, it's a little bit much, isn't it? It's a bit. That's true.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:53] But don't you have more hair on your nuts in your head?
Josh Janssen: [00:15:58] No, but don't you think that there's like actually a, it's a
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:03] funny visual
Josh Janssen: [00:16:06] growing it out.
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:09] Yeah, the reverse Afro, um, the, uh,
Josh Janssen: [00:16:12] the,
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:13] the, so for Bodhi, when he gets out, I get him to, I say like, you're on the skateboard. And he goes, splits his legs out, like he's balancing. And so can sort of what she's, you know, dries GOCE backside.
And then we go up, comes out and they go underneath his arms and he Oh, too ticklish. And then I go over the shoulders and wrap him and pick him up. So child,
Josh Janssen: [00:16:36] I feel like girls should be lost to be honest. Well,
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:40] for a baby, you just want to get that goat, you know, like they just it's the most annoying bit.
And I've convinced him that standing on a. Pretending he's on a skateboard, gives me great access and he thinks it's fun.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:52] Have you ever actually used it hair dryer to dry myself?
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:56] For my whole
Josh Janssen: [00:16:57] I've dried my whole body once with the heads, right? Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:01] Yeah. Let me get us in a lounge that you haven't had.
Josh Janssen: [00:17:07] No, but it's, I wouldn't recommend it.
Cause like when you are sort of. Drying everywhere. You're sort of blowing air into your face. Just poking it up.
Jess Lucas: [00:17:20] Did you get like a nice little roll hairbrush and kind of like do a nice little,
Josh Janssen: [00:17:24] no, no, it was nothing like that, but yeah. Comb your ball hair. Yeah. But there is something in the, uh, uh, like using a dryer.
I mean, um, JB, how are you, how are you drawing yourself?
George Martin: [00:17:36] Yeah. I mean, I don't really think too much about it, to be honest. I reckon I go head, head nuts, head, head, legs back. Yeah. I said
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:48] so I've, I've got a movement where I throw, I got the towel over my back and I push it out and I do like a, almost looks like I'm fucking doing some love that one.
Now that I think about it, like, I'd hold it up. And I get, cause I've got a bit of back hair. I'm just like, and then I bring it down, lower the back. Yeah, definitely have a plan. These are, these are things that you just never think about. Cause they're robotic.
Josh Janssen: [00:18:12] What about soap? Suds? I've had a issue of late where I've been so focused that I've washed under my arms.
Oh, and then I was like, stop walking. Fuck. I've lifted a soap under my arms. I've had to really embrace that. You're having another shower.
Just really felt like I reckon probably. I mean, how often are you soap under the arms? How, how,
Jess Lucas: [00:18:38] how free
George Martin: [00:18:39] every, every time.
Josh Janssen: [00:18:40] Really? No, I think you're probably overtaking. It really,
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:45] there's a difference when you have an issue that I can get, I can wash my under arms sprayed yard or use two types and still stink.
Well,
Josh Janssen: [00:18:55] I like, I don't, I'm not like a steam babbler. I am not a stinky guy. And so I think probably I actually find that sometimes when I wash my underarms, I'm more prone to BI.
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:09] Is that, is that because your, maybe you've got BI always, you know, like a scent to it. Yeah, everyone's got a smell to them, to them, but like
Josh Janssen: [00:19:21] Josh smells like B.
Oh
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:24] yeah. Um, not be, Oh, it's a, when you've been walking
Josh Janssen: [00:19:28] dirty
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:30] or you come into the office and you've been walking. Sure. And you just smell sweaty, like short, but it's not the classic sort of like, you smell like a Kaibab
Josh Janssen: [00:19:39] like
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:42] Jess relates
Josh Janssen: [00:19:42] to that. So Jess, how do you dry yourself?
Jess Lucas: [00:19:48] The reason I ask is because the other day I was washing my hair and, um, I have a whole routine with like, I wash my hair first, like push it forward and then dry it and then wash it dry the rest of me down woods as we've all kind of, um, rural and inline with that.
But I. Stuffed it. And I did my body and then I was like my hair, so drenched. And I was like, now my towels wet. And so it's not going to dry my hair.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:12] So you're only a one I just assumed that most women are rocking to towels. Bree has always been a two town gal.
Jess Lucas: [00:20:21] No, sorry. I don't know. Yeah. I never really got into that.
I don't know.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:25] Is that a true town thing? Cause you got to do your hair every day. She do a hair wash your hair every day or no? Yeah. Okay. I can imagine that. The two day here that, sorry, the two, two, I think makes sense. I mean, you're a two guy too as well. Aren't you for the
Josh Janssen: [00:20:40] downstairs? It'd be
George Martin: [00:20:45] speaking of speaking of here, I've got it.
I've got a scalp update from my end, which is probably the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:54] Oh my God. For a bit of, for like your liners
George Martin: [00:20:57] last weekend and yes. Yes. Cause there's no hairdressers open. I'm like, fuck, I need a, I need a haircut. So the other weekend hadn't cut my hair. She just trimmed it, trimmed it with kitchen scissors and I'm
Josh Janssen: [00:21:12] straight from the chicken and
George Martin: [00:21:14] yeah, but it was all good.
Like it was good haircut got a bit of a mallet that's it's okay. But before that, she was like looking at my scalp and cause I've been like wearing hats and I haven't been washing my hair that much.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:26] Hmm. It was like,
George Martin: [00:21:28] Like yellow. Oh. And
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:31] Oh,
George Martin: [00:21:31] and she was scraping it, like scratching it with
Josh Janssen: [00:21:35] it's like
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:37] maggots.
George Martin: [00:21:39] It looked like, Oh, I had just eaten a sausage roll. And there was like pastry all over my job. Oh,
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:45] you've either got a severe case of dandruff or you have bad dandruff.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:52] Or someone's dropped a hot, a giant has dropped a hot sausage roll on your head. Yes. Did you take the
George Martin: [00:21:58] phone? No, it's all good. No, but it was like, it was actually gross.
Jessie, you would've, you would've hated it, but yeah, it was, I'm all good. Now just named it, Kate, Kate, that scalp healthy, but yeah, it was, it was just like, you just like scraping it and just like going everywhere. It's disgusting. Sure.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:17] Yeah. I'm with you, Josh.
George Martin: [00:22:19] We've got scalp issues.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:21] Do not have any smell?
George Martin: [00:22:23] Nah, don't think so.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:26] Was it almost like a
Jess Lucas: [00:22:28] queasy on the inside?
Josh Janssen: [00:22:29] No, that's fine. It's all normal. Isn't it? My, um, my little toe has started bleeding since walking, after doing the two big walks last weekend. Don't even know what it was, but breeze like, have you. Have you dropped red Cordy all over the ground.
We don't have record. And I was like, hi, your foot's bleeding. And it's like, yeah. Why?
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:54] I mean, what, what's the self-talk there? Are you like I'm, I'm healing this step challenge, challenge. Cause I'm bleeding. Cause I had a blister on my foot and I was like, you're nothing but a pussy you've done fucking 10,000 a day.
Look how untrained you are.
Josh Janssen: [00:23:09] Yeah. It's it's annoying because it's one of those situations where I don't actually know how it's happening. I'm going to have to tape it up because it's not like I've got a sharp toenail. Hmm, but, um,
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:22] can we just do a quick step count for the moment? So I
George Martin: [00:23:28] actually did. I actually did do some calculations.
Do you want me to,
Josh Janssen: [00:23:32] Oh, you guys
George Martin: [00:23:34] went for a little walk this morning, so I've got my steps up. Did a, only did about a thousand, but um, okay. So, so my goal for this month was to do 311,000 because I wanted to beat Tommy and mace by 1000.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:51] Well, we dedicate, we said 10,000 a day across 31 days.
Josh Janssen: [00:23:55] Yeah.
George Martin: [00:23:56] So, so I'm going to go three 11.
Uh, so what's the date today is the ninth. I've only done 48,010 steps. So
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:08] you get an average 11,000 a day. He's pretty much in the 5,000 to get,
George Martin: [00:24:13] to get to the three 11. I need to do 14 and a half thousand every day from now on.
Josh Janssen: [00:24:18] Yeah. Yeah. Which is so,
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:21] okay. Yeah. I can share this with you because, um, I'm, I'm sort of putting them into the spreadsheet.
This is not to go. Like, I think if I just, if I'm winning right now, I don't think I'll win, but I think it could give you guys. The inspiration beat me. Like I'm okay to lose in this one, but I want you guys to win. So currently I'm sitting at
Josh Janssen: [00:24:44] move, isn't it?
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:47] 89,769. And I I've got an add on another 6,000 today.
So if I, when I get up to the 10,000 today, I'll be on, I'll be on 95,000.
Josh Janssen: [00:24:58] You're using the notion or what are you tracking? This thing?
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:00] It's just a classic spreadsheet. Sheets. Classic
Josh Janssen: [00:25:03] good folder.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:05] Nah, this is just personal.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:07] Just in
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:08] your mind, personal mission. We're on. I can, I can share it with you if you
Josh Janssen: [00:25:11] keep it.
If you,
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:12] if you, even, if you guys want to text me your numbers each day, I can just whack them in.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:16] Yeah. I definitely need to improve. I'm always seeing, I get notifications every time Jess goes for a walk, um, because of the Apple or like you, you put it down as a, um, as a workout. Which I think is a bit rich.
No, no.
Jess Lucas: [00:25:31] Yeah. Every time I go, cause then it tracks, it like tells you when you exercise or not.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:36] I get it. I get it. Yeah. And so what would we be all if he had to throw rough numbers
Josh Janssen: [00:25:42] where we're at? I mean, yeah, I did like five and a half yesterday. Um, I think that GBS, I could beat GB. Okay. Uh, well, what was funny me?
George Martin: [00:25:57] I mean, cause that's not hard at all. You said, you'll get a bait everywhere in there. You going, I'm going to beat GB is easily coming last.
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:05] Yeah. There's still time days
George Martin: [00:26:07] now. I want to be.
Josh Janssen: [00:26:09] Yeah. And that's why I'm doing it because you know, I'm trying to motivate you like Tommy, you know, saying
George Martin: [00:26:14] I'll be, I'll be walking more or I can, after.
If the restrictions A's on the 19th, which who knows ,
Josh Janssen: [00:26:22] that'd be, I mean, the other thing too is, I mean, now that I know that you can drink at the park and can just sort of through laps
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:29] Friday night drinks with a glass of red,
George Martin: [00:26:33] the pocket, the other day was ridiculous though. Like a little
Josh Janssen: [00:26:35] PayPal last Friday,
George Martin: [00:26:37] that would have been at least three, three or 4,000 people there.
Or I can.
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:41] Nah,
George Martin: [00:26:42] crazy. Not even exaggerating. It was far groups of 10, like people hugging and kissing. And I'm like, if you guys are the reason I can't get home for Christmas, I'm pissed off
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:52] you go home. There won't be the bar
George Martin: [00:26:55] I would love to. But you know,
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:57] you just said it like it's the borders where every year
Josh Janssen: [00:26:59] I feel like also the M ed Murray gardens is somewhere where you would see French kissing as well.
Fuck cause it French kissing while you've never French kiss.
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:10] No, definitely because I was in grade four. Oh no, no, no butterfly key style, but like Bodie, Bodie, Bodie last night, literally he was coming at daddy and we're in bed and he just puts his face and he goes butterfly. And then a snow shoe flatters, his eye lashes.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:31] Cute. Yeah, that French kissing is a, when you use your tongue, tell me
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:37] how did the behind the head of the French come up with that shit?
Josh Janssen: [00:27:40] Yeah. I don't know. Just like very Euro was them.
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:43] Just the tongue French case. He's one of the many French turns in the English language. Okay. The most popular explanation in American British servicemen in the front in France, during world war one was struck by the more passionate way French women kissed when they returned home, they introduced into French kissing to their compatriots Patriots.
Josh Janssen: [00:28:06] That's so interesting. That is actually really interesting.
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:08] Yeah. They weren't
Josh Janssen: [00:28:09] passing before that.
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:11] Well, the French would just, and then you see that they're doing it in a way you've never done it before. Yeah. But how, how weird, what were they? Just pecking?
Josh Janssen: [00:28:22] Yeah. It's also a weird thing to bring a bomb. He, French girlfriend gave me a, she, you know, used her tongue.
Maybe we should give it a go. Nice. You know, when
Jess Lucas: [00:28:31] you think about things, so it's long and then it just blows your mind. The idea is that not blowing your mind right now? Can we do that?
Josh Janssen: [00:28:40] It's it's a very
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:41] like, um, fairly passionate, like I reckon there's like, I mean, if we just said, no, I do, it's great, but there's, there's probably less passionate in the end job than the kiss.
You know what I mean?
Josh Janssen: [00:28:56] Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it depends who it is. The sentence,
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:00] like if I had to, if there was like money on the table, then I could have given a hand job or passing somebody I'd rather handle it.
Josh Janssen: [00:29:14] get it done. It's very utilitarian at that point. Isn't it?
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:17] Well, yeah. Yeah. And so kissing there's like, there's a lot with it.
Josh Janssen: [00:29:20] That's my prostitutes or sorry, sex workers or whatever they, uh, They have to pay more for kissing or they just tend to sort of avoid it because it's seen as that intimate thing.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:33] Yeah. I mean, if Jamie, if it's not touristy.
Josh Janssen: [00:29:36] Sure.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:37] So they say Byron about that one.
Josh Janssen: [00:29:40] Yeah. Kissing Byron as well.
George Martin: [00:29:43] Yeah. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:44] Yeah. I mean the food,
Josh Janssen: [00:29:46] nothing Tambre though. There's never been a French. He,
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:51] I mean, Jesse you're, you're the closest, so you're out or you don't have, you're not, you don't have a boyfriend, but you're the closest to having a relationship with somebody that you don't know.
All of us we've been in the relationships for quite some time. What's your thoughts on kissing a stranger?
Jess Lucas: [00:30:08] Yeah, it's weird.
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:09] Carver times. Not,
Jess Lucas: [00:30:10] not now in Carver times, even waiter. Um, yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:30:16] On a first date, would you kiss?
Jess Lucas: [00:30:20] I have done in the past year. I didn't on the weekend. I didn't want to.
Josh Janssen: [00:30:26] Yeah, that's fine.
And
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:27] what is that? What is that feeling like? Are you, are you bumping elbows as you get there? Cause there is a good line in the sand at the moment because you're like, I've been on dates that I don't want to have to. Give him a kiss on the cheek in the end of it. I'm like no interest. You got an excuse.
Jess Lucas: [00:30:42] Yeah, no, no. I feel like if I feel like COVID, wouldn't stop me if I wanted to do it, but yeah. I mean, maybe it isn't easy, like mask, sorry.
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:54] Oh yeah. You were wearing masks. Did you wear a mask the whole time?
Jess Lucas: [00:31:00] No, no, no, I, yeah, no, I didn't. Um, he was trying to find me, we went to a park and he's like where
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:09] the mask?
Jess Lucas: [00:31:10] Yeah. I was like, this is so dumb. I wasn't
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:13] at that point.
Jess Lucas: [00:31:15] Yeah.
George Martin: [00:31:16] What sort of mass did he have?
Jess Lucas: [00:31:19] Just to, I don't know, like,
Josh Janssen: [00:31:22] was it like medical or was it a
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:24] pastor is mask actual man. Okay. So I was like,
Jess Lucas: [00:31:28] do you know, what's hilarious. I saw someone driving the other day with one of those ones that you got us Tommy, and it was up here.
He was just driving with these moms.
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:36] Oh yeah. Dude. I went for a walk this morning and I found myself,
Josh Janssen: [00:31:41] TJ yours looks like a g-string.
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:45] It looks like this is my old stripping.
Josh Janssen: [00:31:48] This is my, whatever, the sniffer again, he's back.
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:51] I actually might imagine a decent cause at this time using math. Yeah. Oh,
Josh Janssen: [00:31:57] that would be a, what?
An only fans upsell. I'm missing my undies into my
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:01] stuff. Right? Idea. I saw a guy with, with underwear on his head, seriously,
Josh Janssen: [00:32:07] actually a business this seriously. Face on his face, undies.com available.
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:15] Check it out. And can I keep my, yeah, I keep my mask on my chin sometimes when I'm walking, when no one's around and I've quite like, started to like the feeling of it.
It's like a little chin holder
Jess Lucas: [00:32:31] black pocket that everyone's
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:32] got the one thing about the masks. Um, so this one that you said looks like my g-string, I'll tell you what I saw it on the table. And, you know, I felt like a little bit embarrassed cause I felt like I had left my g-string string somewhere. The mosque thing is now getting to a point where you like, imagine when you are back in the workplace and you have taken it off, but you have it with you.
And it's like some dirty underwear on the ground. It has the same connection of like, Oh my God, sorry. I left my little knickers. It's like, Oh yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:32:59] Someone's lets him mask the toilet. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:06] You where Nick is. I don't, don't like girls in Nikki's.
Josh Janssen: [00:33:12] Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:13] What are,
Josh Janssen: [00:33:14] what, what did, what did they say in Bendigo shock
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:17] sneakers?
Josh Janssen: [00:33:20] You would say work.
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:22] Yeah, don't worry. It's never, I'm not, I'm not wearing knickers, but I have worn jeans.
Jess Lucas: [00:33:27] That's pretty close. People have, maybe is like their choice in underwear.
Like, do you guys wear the like supportive jocks or do you wear the short jocks and like, say with girls it's like, do you wear a g-string or do you wear like high waisted ones or
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:46] customized for his Afro down there?
Josh Janssen: [00:33:50] No, I just do use sort of your standard. Um, it's like
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:54] when you call it a box, a brief
Josh Janssen: [00:33:56] or it's it's, it's like, it's sort of comes down a little bit to your leg sort of.
Yeah, probably, you know, that type of thing. That's nice. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:34:04] So not, not sort of like, it feels like you're a sports star. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Jess Lucas: [00:34:08] And do you buy into the whole, um, brand of underwear? Because if I took a guy and he just had the most disgusting jocks,
Josh Janssen: [00:34:16] what would be, if you were to put like a level of, uh, you know, sort of best to worst, what is the worst jocks and working your way to the best.
Jess Lucas: [00:34:24] Well, the worst drugs are just like your standard, like supermarket brand or something. Maybe like
Josh Janssen: [00:34:29] Thursday, but it's a weekend. Would that turn you off now? It says
Tommy Jackett: [00:34:35] like, Target's got like,
Josh Janssen: [00:34:36] it's got the name, sorry, the day of the week. So surely like
Tommy Jackett: [00:34:42] the day of the weekend.
Josh Janssen: [00:34:45] Well, no, I don't have 'em.
Tommy Jackett: [00:34:48] Pretty much got bond.
I've only got bonds.
Jess Lucas: [00:34:50] Well, I was going to say so then. Yeah, so supermarket ones and then maybe your bonds and then your top tier is your Calvins boys with Colin 60 bucks.
Josh Janssen: [00:35:01] You can get them the
George Martin: [00:35:02] shape. Like what if you saw something, if you brought him a guy and he was wearing that the little, like. And like bodies' undies.
Tommy Jackett: [00:35:10] What a jock strap here.
Josh Janssen: [00:35:11] What's the, what's the deal with the jock strap?
Tommy Jackett: [00:35:13] What is that? Let
Jess Lucas: [00:35:15] me tell you,
Tommy Jackett: [00:35:16] is that the jocks, jock, jock straps on undergarment for protecting the testes and Joshua's Afro testes and penis during cycling contact sports or other vigorous physical activity.
Josh Janssen: [00:35:29] Tasking.
Tommy Jackett: [00:35:30] Yeah. I mean physical.
Yeah. They are funny. He looks so dumb,
Josh Janssen: [00:35:34] dude.
Tommy Jackett: [00:35:35] He is so dumb. It's literally, jeez, Jess, to think about like a boxing thing about like a boxing, God that you pull up. If I took,
Jess Lucas: [00:35:48] I saw that in real life I'd die.
Josh Janssen: [00:35:54] What's the process. When you're going on a date, are you always preparing favor thing? Like if you're just going to Jess, if you're just going to the park and you just like having to.
Yeah, I get showered ready to go. Like, or is there certain levels, like, or would you be comfortable going on a first date without like fucking, you know, you haven't brushed your teeth. You're not ready.
Jess Lucas: [00:36:19] I probably wouldn't do that. Um, yeah, so there are different, definitely different levels. I think if you want to be.
How do I say this? And lastly, without offending anyone, why you don't want to go home with them that night, then you could just be like, whatever, but you look so love, present. Nice. But you know, are you not going to?
Tommy Jackett: [00:36:42] Sure. Okay.
Jess Lucas: [00:36:43] Okay. Um, but if you're
George Martin: [00:36:45] I said temperature when you get there anything.
Josh Janssen: [00:36:50] Yeah. That's a good question.
George Martin: [00:36:51] Yes, sir.
Jess Lucas: [00:36:52] Um, maybe I'll, I'll buy one for when we start going out and drinking again, JV. Um, but yeah, if you're going out yeah. And maybe, you know, that they're not right. I went out on a date, one guy, one guy, a date one day with a guy. And he was a dad to two kids that were kind of older.
And I was like, I'm not taking on other people's children. Like, there's just no way we all know what this is.
Josh Janssen: [00:37:16] And so the, um, what about when it comes to going back to someone's place? Are you someone that would prefer to go to their place or your place or what's the deal. My
Jess Lucas: [00:37:27] place.
Josh Janssen: [00:37:29] Is that a common thing?
Do you reckon most women alike like the safety of their own home? That's the type of thing having the cushions
Jess Lucas: [00:37:36] or the pillow? There's someone who's, um, won't bring someone back to her place because she feels it's her sanctuary and she doesn't want people in there. I would rather have. I mean,
Josh Janssen: [00:37:48] I don't, I don't want to have to wait.
Who else is it gonna be? Yeah. So go on.
Jess Lucas: [00:37:55] Thanks for doing that. Um, yeah, you don't want to have to wake up in the morning and catch an Uber. For one that's annoying. And then two, you don't know where anything is. Like you can't brush your teeth in the morning. You can't shower if you want to.
Tommy Jackett: [00:38:07] Yeah. So you're talking about the comfortability.
There's a bunch of people that don't like doing that. They will only go back to somebody's place. Oh, my mate took the scale home once and he woke up and she's gone and he, all he found was one heel. She bailed with one shoe missing and thought, fuck this. I'm outta here. I'm getting, I mean, I've, I've done that got out of there.
I'm fucking out. I've got to go. The
Josh Janssen: [00:38:31] story is the expectation that, um, do you, do you have to have the combo around? Are you going to stay or like,
Jess Lucas: [00:38:40] yeah. Yeah. Usually you do have that convert. It's kind of annoying. I remember there was one guy and he just stayed until like 1231 and it was, I was really hungry, but I drank way too much and I get bad hangovers and I was like, Ratchet shit on the couch and he just wouldn't leave all I wanted to, he was just laying there and he fell asleep on the couch as well.
Again, I was like, you need to,
Josh Janssen: [00:39:06] and so is that not on is like falling because GB and I love to fall asleep when there's something on, but is that a no go if you're dating on a first date or a second day? Is it not okay. Like just fall asleep and then like would wake up and you've already moved us into your bed.
Like, is that, that's how it works?
Jess Lucas: [00:39:25] No. Well, not on, not at nighttime. Cause usually you. Maybe can you slate together? Yeah. But I'm talking about the next day.
Tommy Jackett: [00:39:33] Like what you are talking to the specific nature. There's no like specifics, Josh, but you see how the problem, when there isn't you get these guys that will stay until one 30 and he want them fucking gone.
That's
Josh Janssen: [00:39:45] the risk was, that was 1:30 PM. The next day
Jess Lucas: [00:39:50] it was. Yeah. Around the 1231 o'clock ish Mark.
Josh Janssen: [00:39:54] Yeah. In the afternoon too late. Yes. Oh, that is a long time. Isn't it?
George Martin: [00:39:58] Like as if you'd want to be doing that?
Josh Janssen: [00:40:00] I know that's real hurtful.
Jess Lucas: [00:40:06] Um, I feel like it'd be nice if you actually Cain on the person and it was like, you're having fun, but. Yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:40:12] 100%, but that's the people aren't reading the room. Like he's not read the room there or, and it's Jerry, honey. Yeah. But it's hard. Like, there is some people that would be like, all right, mate, time to go, like fun about it.
But then it's in front of like, if you're hung over, you're pretty vulnerable. You just in your head, you say, Oh no, get the fuck out.
Josh Janssen: [00:40:35] Have you ever done like a shared Uber eats type thing, Jess for breakfast?
Jess Lucas: [00:40:40] Yeah, he got me Mackers that morning. Yeah. Yeah. He was the dad as well.
Josh Janssen: [00:40:48] Just needed somewhere to stay.
Get away from the kids. Come up until one night off.
Tommy Jackett: [00:40:54] Please.
Jess Lucas: [00:40:57] If you stay over, this is a PSA. If you stay over messages, I fucking thank you. Okay. Shoving me.
Tommy Jackett: [00:41:05] At least I had a great night at the McDonald's,
Josh Janssen: [00:41:10] but what did you thank him for the McDonald's? You said, thank you.
Tommy Jackett: [00:41:14] You said that, that wasn't like you, you'd already determined that the got kids.
It's not for me at that same point. He could be thinking she's not ready for this, you know, whole HIPAA man that I am and I'm there. And then it's like, you see how he could easily just not respond like. Did he say thank you. As he walked out the door. Great. That was fun.
Jess Lucas: [00:41:35] Yeah. He was really nice. Yeah. I'm sure.
Josh Janssen: [00:41:40] Do you have Stan or something? He's got streaming services. He doesn't
Tommy Jackett: [00:41:44] get a VPN. Well,
Jess Lucas: [00:41:48] the reason he stayed around was because the night before it was around the time that beyoncé's, um, album came out on Netflix
Tommy Jackett: [00:41:56] three,
Jess Lucas: [00:41:58] no, no, no. Um, homecoming around Coachella. And we'd spoken about it the night before. And so that morning he chucked it on.
And so we had some banter about,
Tommy Jackett: [00:42:10] Oh, that's nice. That's cute. You both already said,
Jess Lucas: [00:42:13] at this point I was pissed off because I was like, I don't want, I'm hung over. I can't concentrate. I can't give her my time that she deserves, like the actual, like investment in it.
Josh Janssen: [00:42:22] And.
Jess Lucas: [00:42:24] Oh, yeah. Obviously. And I was like in and out of sleep because I was so hung over and yeah.
Anyway.
Josh Janssen: [00:42:29] And so do you reckon you communicated that I have a feeling that surely if you felt from the other person, like, are, they didn't really want me around, you'd get the hint
Tommy Jackett: [00:42:41] dude. I've been in the VA. It's so weird. They are weird scenarios. Like you think about the lack, the communication between you and your mates when you've got a stranger.
So you've connected with them, but then there's this like unsaid stuff going on and it's like, I dunno how much you owe to each other. You owe it to yourself to probably listen to what you're thinking.
Josh Janssen: [00:43:03] What about traveling, Jess? Have you ever picked up while traveling? Yeah,
Jess Lucas: [00:43:08] I lived overseas. Sure.
Josh Janssen: [00:43:12] Cause I just always, I, I do wonder like my brother Jake would always pick up, like when we were on family holidays, you always had a holiday girlfriend.
Yeah. Did he
George Martin: [00:43:22] hang out with the family?
Josh Janssen: [00:43:23] Yeah, it was always fuck. It's like, he's done it again
Tommy Jackett: [00:43:26] prior to the case as well.
Josh Janssen: [00:43:29] Yeah. You said, yeah, it was like, it was a real theory. It was a real thing. Hmm.
Jess Lucas: [00:43:34] Yeah. How often are you doing family holidays?
Josh Janssen: [00:43:37] Do like one a year, like, you know, daydream Island or whatever, but yeah, it was, um, it was a real, uh, As a real thing.
Did she stay over
George Martin: [00:43:46] like in the room and stuff?
Josh Janssen: [00:43:48] I mean, we're pretty young, like, so like, it would just sort of be like holding hands and shit like that. I just, I feel like I, the memory is more like, why can't I have a holiday girlfriend? Like, it was always, you know, shorty. He was at home.
Tommy Jackett: [00:44:05] Did you ever, did you ever take people anyone back to your parents' place when you leave at home?
Yeah, I was,
Jess Lucas: [00:44:12] I was a boyfriend gal, like back in the day I jumped from boyfriend and boyfriend.
Tommy Jackett: [00:44:17] And what would mom and dad, what about like, just someone you just met
Jess Lucas: [00:44:21] or like,
Tommy Jackett: [00:44:23] so it's like partners.
Josh Janssen: [00:44:25] Can you talk about how much your, um, your ex boyfriends love your family? Like how, how, you know, how much of a thing it is Tom?
Jess Lucas: [00:44:34] Oh, um, two of them. Yeah, no. I just realized, um, to have them write letters to them after we broke up.
Josh Janssen: [00:44:43] That's nice.
Tommy Jackett: [00:44:43] I don't want this to be the end of us.
Josh Janssen: [00:44:47] Emailing Bendigo anyway.
Jess Lucas: [00:44:51] Um, one of them still like, like always said, every time I see him, he's like, Oh, I have, you know, Hannah and Emma and Ruby and Bailey, who knows.
Josh Janssen: [00:45:00] So the first two were your sisters and then the, your dogs
Tommy Jackett: [00:45:04] and then
Jess Lucas: [00:45:05] grandparents, that kind of thing. Yeah. I think like when you, when you become a boyfriend, Of our family, you really integrate, like, you're part of it. Like you're part of the fabric
Josh Janssen: [00:45:17] and all that sort of thing.
Jess Lucas: [00:45:19] Yeah. Like you have to get involved in our family traditions and sense of humor kind of thing,
Tommy Jackett: [00:45:25] deal breaker.
If the person you're your part that you find. Cause I think I've had partners where I didn't gel, like just naturally it's just like didn't connect with their family and then others where I'm like, like that, where you close with the siblings or the dad or whatever. Yeah. Is it a deal breaker for you? If the, if your partner isn't, you know, Reggie did with your mom and dad.
Jess Lucas: [00:45:47] Yeah. Like that's, that is a vetting process. If they don't get along with my family, like they cannot, I'm not dating them
Tommy Jackett: [00:45:56] or you could see it as whoever you end up with. You're only with them because they're a certain type and that type will, you know, they're like, they're obviously you're connecting with them.
So if they like you, they look like the family. Would you say that.
Jess Lucas: [00:46:09] Yeah, you can say that the, my whole family didn't like my ex boyfriend.
Tommy Jackett: [00:46:13] I really, I didn't
Jess Lucas: [00:46:14] tell him. And he wrote a letter as
Josh Janssen: [00:46:17] well. Okay. And so what might, what didn't they like about him?
Jess Lucas: [00:46:21] Um, smile.
Josh Janssen: [00:46:23] Cheesy smile.
Jess Lucas: [00:46:24] Yeah. The first time she met him that she's like, you're going to be no good for Jess.
And she thought his cheesy smile was deceiving.
Josh Janssen: [00:46:34] Really? Well, TJ, you've heard this before. Haven't you
Tommy Jackett: [00:46:39] caught all types of cheese, blue cheese,
Josh Janssen: [00:46:41] blue Ray.
Tommy Jackett: [00:46:45] Yeah. That's that's no good if that's, I mean, my goal has always been to sort of be like lovely to the parents. It's like, you go to a, she, I come in assuming that I want to be friendly.
I had one that was like, dad was Dutch and he was. A bit like standoffish, it was a bit Dutch. Like I'd never understood what it meant to interact with someone who's Dutch and, and the, the stereotype for that relationship with us was true. And so it puts me on the back foot and I'm probably then acting in a certain way based on.
Oh, my God, like I'm being met with this fucking, you know, it's like, you meet someone with like, Hey, how are you going? Like, unless they're a piece of shit, they're going to be like, Oh good. You know, like at least nice. And
Jess Lucas: [00:47:28] also you're quite a friendly, bubbly person. So that would, yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:47:35] nothing. I'm not
Jess Lucas: [00:47:36] sure if you're trying to end this, but, um, GB, did you have many girlfriends beforehand?
George Martin: [00:47:41] No, not really. That she was probably my first proper one. I mean, yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:47:47] Nice shirt. He's
George Martin: [00:47:48] whining. Yeah. Shruti yeah,
Josh Janssen: [00:47:52] Trudy's name, but someone that I went to
um,
George Martin: [00:47:57] I want to do seven. Yeah. Why don't you do seven? What was, uh, and there was one in my name is Ellen Ellen, Ellen, and then one in a year would have been year 11, I think.
Josh Janssen: [00:48:10] Okay. Um, but yeah, her name,
Tommy Jackett: [00:48:15] Nicholas.
Josh Janssen: [00:48:15] Our Nicola. Okay.
George Martin: [00:48:16] Yeah, no, that's just, yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:48:18] Say her last
Josh Janssen: [00:48:19] name then just NYCLA follow you on Instagram.
Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:48:23] Okay. Spell it. That's nice.
George Martin: [00:48:25] That's nice. Yeah. I was like, we were like good friends before. Like I don't think we really should have. I mean, just you and Bree were like best friends right before you started. Yeah. That was like us. Like, I think we will.
Tommy Jackett: [00:48:37] So, what do you say that Josh didn't work for major said,
Josh Janssen: [00:48:43] can you remind us how you met Han?
I'm trying to remember. It was like matching friends or something.
George Martin: [00:48:48] Yeah. Mutual friends. We were just at the bottom and I was with my friend Tani and she was with her friend. Um, she with,
Tommy Jackett: [00:48:58] Oh God didn't matter. Cause all you sure was one lady
George Martin: [00:49:01] and, um, Ella, she was with Ella and then we went over to Ellis house for prey drinks.
And then that was it. And then we went home together that night. What happened?
Tommy Jackett: [00:49:16] Yeah. It's lovely.
Josh Janssen: [00:49:18] Yeah. She had Stan,
Tommy Jackett: [00:49:21] we watched Beyonce.
Jess Lucas: [00:49:22] Beyonce.
Tommy Jackett: [00:49:24] None of us were kids. So it worked out.
Josh Janssen: [00:49:25] Yeah, yeah,
George Martin: [00:49:26] yeah. Yeah. Like with the parent thing, like being nicely parents, I remember the first time I went over to her, her mom's house for dinner, mum was like, you got to take a.
Chocolates and flowers, like take them on flowers and
Josh Janssen: [00:49:39] cans. Jazz is so good at this sort of stuff. Isn't she? And I was like,
George Martin: [00:49:43] yeah, I don't want to do it. It's a bit embarrassing. And I think I got chocolates.
Josh Janssen: [00:49:48] Was it fine? Probably was.
George Martin: [00:49:52] And so went over to, uh, went over to her mom's house for dinner and I was just like, Nervous as, and didn't want to look like an idiot.
So I didn't give him to her, but I just sort of like left him there.
Tommy Jackett: [00:50:05] That's not bad. They would've thought who's this
Josh Janssen: [00:50:09] all the chocolates in the pantry. Oh, I must've bought them the other day,
but you just initiative opened up the box and just sort of spread them around, hidden in them in the couch. You know, I love that story.
George Martin: [00:50:22] And then I also like. Every time I went over there in how USA, Jess like message them to say, thank you.
Jess Lucas: [00:50:29] Yeah.
George Martin: [00:50:29] I heard that. If you go over there and you make the bed for them, then they then cause she used to have to wake up and go to work.
So I was always there, like in the house, on my own. And um, so I'd always make the bed,
Tommy Jackett: [00:50:43] make the bed
George Martin: [00:50:44] signals.
Josh Janssen: [00:50:48] That's romantic George. Yeah, there we go. That's really sweet.
And so you still, you still make it every morning. Did you say JB?
George Martin: [00:51:01] Yeah. Oh, that's good.
Tommy Jackett: [00:51:02] Yeah. That's nice.
George Martin: [00:51:04] Yeah. All right. I'm back in it ever since.
Josh Janssen: [00:51:06] That's very sweet. All right. Uh, if you have a love story, height, the daily talk to not outcome. Is it more romantic than a JBS? Have you got any, any specific rules when it comes to.
Uh, you know, having someone over like her, like Jess, it should, you should, you have to text and say, thank you. I feel like it, it makes sense. Um, great. All right, well, enjoy the rest of your Friday, everyone. And, uh, we'll say to Marfa way, come back, have a good one.
Tommy Jackett: [00:51:32] Say guys.