#552 – Not Crunchy At All/
- December 20, 2019
It’s Fat Friday’s, and we’re trying Taco Bell! We chat about our Fat Friday’s order, when to tell kids about Santa, and future kid names.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Our Fat Fridays order
– Reversing into the garage door
– Accidental gift giving
– When to tell kids about Santa
– Future kid names
– Marriage and civil unions
– Award wages in fast food
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 552 fat Friday's baby. I am very excited. You have been going skateboarding around Melbourne. We've been watching the Insta Instagram story. Yes, I did watch couple so yeah that I've made all my I made it from Abbotsford, all the way to South Yarra and I took some backstreets, and I landed at Taco Bell. This is neat Australia baby. I actually had to drop a lens off that we use on a ship borrowed from friend. He did the videos. Taco Bell. He was like I said to him, he tried it. He's like, he was like, he's like, I was one of the first in Australia to try the food. And I said to him, what did you think? said Yeah.
I said, Are you a Mexican guy? They said No, not really. I said he doesn't like Mexican food. Well, at least he said it was all right as a non Mexican food lover, food lover like he wouldn't be a guy that would say
islands desert island one food one because any wouldn't say Mexican. So you asked you asked us what we wanted. Yeah, I went through the menu thing and I just need to stand up. I think it's it's a hefty bag. I mean this store is is really good. It's very new.
What does it look like inside mice? This is your baby. This is the Kelly. No, no, mate. I'll just slide it to the end. What do you reckon drinking this is mine. Yeah, cuz I got a burrito. What's the thing called that? I got all you got? This is snack snack snack.
So I got a little cheesy snack thing as well. Nice. Those key look on slack to say what was that? You ordered that I ordered it? Yeah. So all up for three, three burritos, I guess something some kind of tuxedos and nachos he bucks $40. That's actually that's actually quite cheap. You can see on eye on one of
stories that I did. It was showed the full full order. So, the cheese so Taco Bell?
Yeah. What's your, what's your next one's ring? They're not sponsoring. And so I'll say not like a high end establishment? No, I don't think. I mean, it's interesting brands that sort of don't vie for that. Mac isn't vying for a high end establishment Taco Bell within the Mexican realm.
It's a fast food Mexican check. Yeah, when I was in the States, we were driving 2012 great year from Vegas through to Phoenix, and we stopped at this random Taco Bell, and they had like Dorito flavoured tacos or like a hard shelled tacos. Far out that's indulgent. like cheese. Where do you say fake cheese in Australia. I mean, sometimes it's like last Friday night we we got we got Peters and Amy's one of Amy's friends with
Staying with us. And I said you want pastries? Yeah. So what type of pizza he likes. Anytime I said All right, we'll get because there's a pizza shop in Blaine. That's Gomez and there's a pizza shop. That's old school. Darla Geno's style, thicker crust, but old school so you liked that flavour it's what most of us grew up on. And we got those two with the head so you got two different types. Yes, I got Gomez, which body likes but so you went to two different places they right next to each other. And so it's like both came at the same time. It's perfect. Anyway, so I kind of liked the old school flavour and I think this is the equivalent of you've got sort of high end Mexican and then you've got the more sort of old school shittier feels like there's not really many fast food Mexican places like even like if you think about Mad Max. Yeah, now they
want to go premium. Yeah, this is like a different type. Anyway, I got some sort of burrito with absolutely everything in
I just I just saw that what I like about these kind of places is they have photos like good photos rotating with and all that. Thank you then having to
what did we get saves you You got one beefy cheesy burrito. This is what I'm eating now and it's a snack. I've got something in my eye. Your Tai Chi. You guys I'm going outside. Recently, no smoke haze is come across Melbourne. Oh, really? It's horrible. It's like within an hour. There's fires in Epping. Really? And the Uber driver and I yeah, what was the deal with you? But it was nice guy. He got right into it. He's on the Instagram story saying happy fat Fridays. He loves it. He's like, Oh, I'm going to be famous. CBS
Did you tag him now? too quick. Didn't tag and
I didn't know what he's finishing first.
yeah it's it's up there with the lower end Mexican shop, which I don't mind they going for it and I don't mind it. So 97 this is the this one here that I'm eating is the what what do you think of yours by the way? What do you get?
I got the California burrito without mate.
I wasn't keen on trusting them. chicken and beef. You serious? Yeah.
He doesn't trust sunglasses. Doesn't but you would a Mac is bacon Egg McMuffin. He wouldn't eat the sausage. The thing about I wouldn't eat the sausage, Australia there is ridiculous law. I would say Mac is is got better quality than Taco Bell.
Well, there are more established brand in in Australia. So I have got system down pat.
The Joe and Joe had joined also Mike he joined and so john said hi Mikey.
I'm mccole if you wanna speak to him,
actually, yeah, use that channel. He's on channel.
Six. Can you look up who provides the meat to McDonald's? Because you were saying what's the net is a top cuts that was the meat provider of Taco Bell and English top cut meets. I stole a menu. I don't know if you can this is if I tell you know, I'm not for that. Yeah. Okay. Are their menus. It's all photos.
What are their own app? If you're going to get the nachos? Yeah, you as Josh said, you got to understand that he's going to be fake cheese. You can get chips there as well, which I like makes you can join us doing now. Yeah, I caught up. I sort of went more traditional. You were saying that you couldn't charge your phone last night because you're tired. What do you mean?
I was spent? I was exhausted and I need to sleep. How do you how do you charge your phone next to my bed but I consciously made the decision after taking a few painkillers.
feeling pretty knocked out that I couldn't be bothered grabbing the phone from within my bed and
it was almost like, I can't imagine having an apple watch you do that a lot. And but he did it again where he wouldn't go to sleep. He's restless. And he came and just kept getting out of his bed. And in the middle of the night he did it again ran into I think he was sleepwalking because he came in He's like, I want to see Santa. Now I get that. I don't know if that's sleepwalking. Probably wanted to say Santa.
I saw Santa on the way to Taco Bell or really, dude Poor guy. It's 40 degrees out there
so hot the
should we wrap up like the sort of
well, not the at you think a betting bit just sort of the the experience. Okay, so how do you think that the
the walk is actually really good. The thing is that
I guess they've really like season two. There's a lot of
flavour they've added some tomato
yeah really like it so the walk that you get
at like a like a dip walk right like it. It's quite good. I mean, they've committed to the style of food and they're not trying to be anywhere. They're not trying to be a Mad Max or a goes Manny Gomez
what's your rap on the burrito? Call it a wrap what in Australia and then quickly say it are you probably need to meet with it. What's they said? I've got
it looks just like it looks like a grown because fall tried to fold up a burrito but he had too much that the net wouldn't roll with the crunchwrap Supreme. I think about the crunchwrap with bass things very soft, is it? It's safe. It's crunchy on the inside you may say. So where are the stores? TJ
Glen ferry ride
and then one in shambles straight South era.
Country love that not crunchy at all. Soft, but good. Love it. Yeah. Interesting. I'm gonna hold my breath for off the show. I feel like it's gonna get real messy. And I don't want to get it on my rod and gun. Yeah, you know what I mean? Really? It was that the T shirt that you were drying before? Yeah,
I left it in the washing machine overnight, which was fine. Yeah, took it out dry the smell yet? No. Overnight if you left a couple of days. It get like that. It's horrible. guys talk for a couple of minutes while I just finished this.
Have you been
there not too bad. I went to the I went to the gym last night. So wanna the spy was broken? And so you went. There was no one in the sauna. The whole so that whole area was like a little bit closed off the spot was all done. Apparently there's something broken with it. And so no one was there for this one. So I don't
Free sauna for like 45 minutes. node node nak is there still little kids walking around? If I weren't there you would go
knock his life God they continuously checks in on you so
might we had a fucking bingle at the house last night.
Me was going down to get some to get some ingredients for some cooking so late evening and I was upstairs what sort of cooking are she was doing some cooking for a Christmas party today so she needs like buying cooking or baking cooking both like a cooking a.
What do you call it? Tomato he oniony relish what's the one cooking a relish making around? She was making relish. I said you should have bought that. Yeah. Now how much is she making? She made heaps It was like a big VAT. Oh, so there's a lot and
no, I think she enjoys that stuff but then what she doesn't enjoy is backing into the garage.
With the car I was upstairs and I just heard this
I heard the garage go up first and then I heard the reverse and then just this bang I thought off I'm not the person who got the red light
no yeah, that is horrible lack so I went downstairs and she driven into the garage. What the hell the fuck have you done that? driven into the door the garage door the roller door and as I was looking at it because it was like halfway down she'd move the car forward. Luckily there's like the least damage possible to the car like a few little scrapes that kind of like just a bit of dusty bit of so lucky. What about the garage door? Yeah, the garage doors a bit worse for wear but thankfully, come on. Lately come off the you can't really tell. I reckon I'll be able to sort of bend it back into place. It still functions 100% What happened was she put it up
And she must have been there done something and then looked back and thought it was still dark and then pressed it again and reversed and it must have come down as she was going to one centimetre further it would have smashed the back window for sure for sure and any faster she was going I said baby navigate on the brake pretty well pressed the brake any further it would have completely fact a garage so the garage is fine the door works and I sort of just got one of those sort of wheels back into alignment. fine but man was to be a little bit rattled. So rattled. Yeah, because she must've just, you know, just have a brain fart. I was less my head good was a story from Adam and Simon. When how he was it Which one was it Simon what's up with these forward what does it would to these little lasers and Astro
And he left the handbrake often someone saw his car down the bottom of the hill. Not ideal. Luckily, I did that at the 711
The worst thing was I had I'd had such a big weekend, experimenting with all sorts of things. And so I was a very cloudy headed individual. And I was isolated fact slurpy you know, you've kind of like any don't give a shit if it's the sugary one. You just like I need something I need to feel something was happening is that the no sugar one turned out to have a bunch of sugar. It first started it said what no sugar. I started saying one cent sugar.
Said 1% sugar. And then they've since to remove the 1% sugar label to say low sugar. Sugar. Sugar. Can you look that up says the low sugar no sugar. fact they must hate me 711 Bray had a bit of her own bingle yesterday, but let me just finish telling the story about you in the car. Yep. So
I'd left it was a manual and I got in the habit of just leaving in first gear. It's pretty safe. It won't roll can't roll downhill if it's in first a lot It wasn't lucky and
I left the handbrake off, and I must and I put it in first and it rolled and luckily I came out and I saw these guys although these these workers who had been a scientist and a fix and piping staff, and it comes straight for these holes at a petrol station it wasn't going towards one of the actual things where you fill up so no no worry of something crashing and blowing up but it was going for this is hot this pothole that they'd sort of lifted up this thing
I could have fallen into it. But what it did do was it hit some kind of piping that a piece that they were obviously using to replace and I bent it and I was thinking all my fucking god this is going to cost like this is going to be some sort of obscure piece hundred thousand dollars.
Right pay supply and because
he was bit rattled, and I was apologetic Sorry, sorry. He said, look all netiquette your business card is something really
like fucking apprehensively
is just a purse. Yeah. Isn't personal training guys handle everything fucking please lose it or something? Please don't ever find this.
Then ever call me and I get them. I think it's probably insurance like, yeah. Oh yeah. And how much does it cost? Yeah, so if it's a $500 I can then I don't know I think when you work within a big company, these things are less hot and then when you're the founder of a small company, MCs pipe would be coming after them.
No, seriously, seriously. But no, Bray went to a party last night. And she worked out the one of her friends had ordered Hey, Tiger chocolate.
So she thought I'll bring a tiger chocolate for the friend is about 60 bucks. Well
Hey, Tiger brain works. Hey, Tiger. And
so she was walking up to the to the house and the person who had bought the haitai gum was just attending the party wasn't their party, okay? And
it's very rewarding walking up to the house. She had a moment where she's like, Ah, it's going to look like this chocolate is for the party. So I'm going to sort of hide it behind my back, like just not make it sort of obvious. And so she did that and that was all fine. And then so she got in she just saw like a table she could hide it on so she just hit it on the table. Two minutes later, the person whose party it was came running over and said, Thank you so much. Ray had put the chocolate on the gift table. Can what can you do with that? What did she do? You're welcome.
Gonna have to send to a friend looking and have to get you new chocolate.
But luckily she didn't put a card or anything in that for for friends so there's no sort of obvious way of knowing a nightmare. What would you have done? I definitely would have said it's not yours mine. Really? It depends. What kind of friend What if you're at Andres house and I was going and if not
Yeah, Jimmy Why don't you get my dirty little hands out of that then bring you me. I get this is for Baba. If it's a restaurant Exactly. What would you do here? Oh, yeah, I'll do the exact same thing.
Even if it was a very close friend. Yeah, I think so. Because if someone if someone assumes a gift
they are in a bad position. Yeah, it's actually more it's not to do with you as a relationship with the person that so if I had a solid very close relationship with the person it guess I guess it would just be like I don't get this tell him then tell him this. I actually was like putting it over there because she ordered sounds very hard. I you know, people
Understand that I understand it makes bro you change your time though. No, no, it's not yours to me. I'm trying to work out how you could do it. What do you think? Because I would tell Jimmy Fallon get your cotton that'll do a little hands off. Yeah. I mean if it's if it's a someone who you semi close within Yeah, tell them benefits. What was sort of like one step removed then? But happy but
if you Yeah, it's too awkward if it was just like you're not that close with them I get it was that the relationship with Bray and these people? Yeah.
Yeah it was sort of a factory station and I saw you spill it
I got the fake cheese out of everything on this T shirt. I bought a shirt for later because of this because you knew this was gonna happen not because I
maybe I did in my heart of hearts.
Why'd you bring them
Mellotron because I want to wear the shirt lighter. You want to wear that shirt lighter? no no the shape of the shirt. T shirt. Oh actual shirt. Actual linen shirt from rodeo was happening design white knights blue. Not saying no I'm saying I might have to wear it and show show you it.
Is this a bowtie daycare thing? Or is this something else? I know. Jules land or That's right. And I don't know who else is going, Steve. Oh, my brother my brother. Yes Dave my brother's
he's pitching on he's gonna check the temperature lighter. It's gonna be
an outdoor locations that much I know it's gonna be horrendous. But
at the end of each year, Jules has asked me a bunch of times and I haven't been around. And so this time so of July so if Jules is having a party, and he was like my Thank you, that's so generous. Anyway, so much. I'd say my this is for choco he fucking order this. Get your hands off it. I've got you
I've got something coming up I've got my gosh might not be the only thing it's a I don't say I wouldn't even say that got some income I wouldn't lie I just flat out say the truth because it's not the truth that you will bring it for the party. So therefore you're lying. So I'd bring i'd lead with the truth or that's hurt hasn't a lying thing? because technically it was lying. But yeah, no, I just think that like, but it is a very told me that what you're describing is the tummy jacket way of doing it maybe I think that relationship with my friends that would ever assume it because I don't think you've ever given them anything. Show.
I don't know why you take it so personally do not I wasn't anyone who would say that is taking it very personally. I know. It's not funny, but I think that the the matter what would you do?
If we've got to if we've got Mason, who says if it was a close friend, he would probably do the same as me. And you're I didn't even know where you said. I think you were giving it to me if if it was if it was my birthday.
And you bought some photography, and I went and grabbed it, what would you do?
Say it again?
If it was my birthday, yeah, and you had the head tiger, and Tommy purchased it, and you were there there to give it to Tommy. And you went and put it on my gift table, and I picked it up and started digging through 123 things I'd say, I've actually I'm going to get you Hi, Tiger chocolate. Or I would say, even though you weren't gonna do that. Yeah, I would say
if for whatever reason, because you've got to also work out. Does that person need the gift that like the person who paid for it? Do they need that now? So you also working out that sort of thing? What is your relationship with the person that you're actually giving it to? And so if you've got the relationship to be able to say to the person that actually purchased it, and you can say, Hey,
this is what happened, have a bit of a laugh, that's all good. But if the person who's buying it is someone that's a little bit of an acquaintance, then
You're more likely to say, Oh, actually, that's the song side. So it depends on who were the relationship. Like, why didn't Bri bring a present for the other person?
For the party wasn't it wasn't a birthday. And then that's what was it just to wrap up party or something? Yeah. Shannon said I would have said now that's for whoever. Yeah, I think there'll be a lot of people that say that just because it's like, you think the person buying it's paid for there's like a bit more to it. And if it wasn't a birthday party fak it's, it's it's,
I mean, I was gonna say assumption was that so word it's quite assuming I mean, to think that someone's just brought your present.
Maybe it's a Yeah. Maybe that's a bit much. I mean, there's so it's so nuanced. There's so many things that could happen. I think a lot of the time the person who bought it might even interject and say, Oh, no, no, they can have it if I wanted if you want to, you know, I could imagine that happening, but I don't think it's clean cut that the way I do. It is the
I can run one. But you'd like to point it out literally. Well, I think that potentially. But I think what was what's interesting is some of these things come down to values as well. And so there's friction, one of my values is not lying. Well, that's where you played it into, which is like, not lying or whatever. But I think there's also different personalities have different ways of doing it.
And so, I guess from brain I have always
asking is like, okay, just being generous, so you could situations. Yeah, no, but the thing is, we can make fun of it. Like, the thing is, it's like that actually is really funny. Yeah, I think people don't like og situation. So there would be a bunch of people also that would say, Oh, yeah, no, that's, that's fine. Because you don't want to get into the that's why I asked who the friend is. Would you recommend to a friend to go to a taco bell
with the coconut crew. That was my goodness. You're a boy Yeah.
How much was my rap? I did I 40 bucks for the whole thing so it's like 12 bucks or something? Yeah it's quite cheap is is fairly cheap
what are you going to do with not drinking tonight? You're gonna have a soda soda water I mean Coca Cola What is it? What's it cost of a soda water? I don't know it's probably six bucks is actually ridiculous. Shannon Shannon said tell me you use steam for a be yet because you know you're going to be bringing it back in the new year in moderation. Or is it not playing on your mind mastering and stay in shares? Shannon? I'm fucking that's Sharon that says Shan state in which you tired like going out in a hot environment on a summer's summer's day when it's the end of the year. It's good vibes in the air. So are you going to no BS, January one, nothing again. I'm gonna leave it a little bit. They were talking about potentially doing an Alcohol Beverage a diet
Otherwise, I think I think that would be a slippery slope. I'd probably become an alcoholic. Now well, it's probably just send me off john sanfran said it takes three bottles of wine. And I, I reckon. I mean, that's that's absurd. Have you seen that Louis throw DACA with the full on, what's it called a blue, blue VX drinking to oblivion or dude. Thinking about that easy, you know the guy in it. When he was so bad. He just he just look like another bloke, another lad. The it's just down the pub every now and then at the sports field. And then he's on the street. Yeah, let's go around and see how much you can actually drink. Oh my god, it's full on anyway. So I haven't Yeah, I haven't quite worked it out yet. thing is is no rush. But I know you worked out what you're going to do for Christmas. Eve you going to watch a movie? With Bodie? We're gonna do like a little slumber party. Right? I mean, we've got through quite a few Christmas movies already. Over the
weekends lady out to Christmas. There's some really fucking good one. So what's the routine? I guess you can sort of set that routine early. You can say okay, Santa is coming early so you got to get to bed. I me wants to do the cookies. It's actually my milk and cookies, leaving out milk. And carrots for the reindeer. Yeah. See, I didn't do any of that stuff because I'm because I was a non believer from early on based on my brother's just getting in my ear whispering is not.
So I probably contributes to why I've felt like I don't really get around Christmas. I like the festive season. But I think I'm definitely with a child and doing all these things it makes it makes you appreciate magic for it makes them mad. Yeah. I mean, that's like, what's a what, like, Yeah, when I don't want him to be 13. She's
like, I think, what's the what's the risk?
What's the risk of him
It's pretty risky. But thing is like teasing like, No, I mean, you just do you think
he can just I'm definitely not gonna pull a Lin Lin ej
39 or whatever. Well,
it's a good question. How long Yeah, I don't know pretty kids at school telling me. Yeah, I thought that why is that? Not and I know because I enjoyed it. Like, I think that the thing was that it was in some ways I was very mature. And then in this I just had a bit of a blind spot. I
guess that's what it was. But I think it's something so fun in it. Can you look up the oldest person who truly still believes
Surely, Surely there's someone who's 2022 as a Reddit post, because this is truth. Every articles what is read at sysex
15 year old here. Fuck. Let's close. Yeah.
Whether it's good like what's the
Yeah, do you and Amy say it I am manhole, all that stuff. I I'm definitely not going to be a monster and come out come out of nowhere just break the kids hot and it's so different. What's the it's so different when you start seeing them enjoy it? Because then it's like, oh my god, this is so precious. So why do you need to? Isn't it just something that can figure it out himself? Yeah, yeah. So I'm not saying I sit him down and have some talk like 90 789 10 year old here
41 year old and a half post. Okay, that's that's a lie. Yeah, I mean, and that's the thing you could easily lie about the belief. good story, though. You mentioned getting on a lie detector. I saw something the other day about lie detector is it was on Jordan Harbinger.
podcast if you squeeze your asshole it now it's basically 50% of the time it's wrong. Well, yeah, I mean there's all those ways of cheating and squeezing and bomb Jake's. And that's really a thing because it I'm squeezing your bum cheeks releases adrenaline, slightly, like small amounts, he's doing it right. Many people listening to this at currently doing it
it's like those Qigong exercises, but if you just really give it up, it it makes you feel something does not know. There's definitely something going on down there. But so that is meant to be one of them. And then in the movies that have like, a pin in their shoe. That's like in the skin and so you push down on it and the pain releases adrenaline, which like sends it so when they answer you should have a consistent the off reading. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of variations, I guess. Like if something stressful for you. What Yeah, well, if you change the baseline measurement, so if you do something consistently
The baseline measurements then they have an inconsistent thing to compare all your other answers, which is the pain I think pressing down constantly having these off the charts. What do I mean if you're? Do we know anyone who knows somebody who's been on one, I feel like it's the ghost thing. It's that was the Maury Maury Povich to remember that show shy. Maury Povich was like, you know, they would do the other did the paternity test stuff that they did the lie detector tests that bring him out. It was sort of Jerry Springer style. It was great, but it's very comical. It's quite TV like Dr. Phil even does it? Yeah.
All right. Don't you end up on one. You're in pretty. Yeah, you're
Yeah, it feels like a bit of fish. I feel like a big rat fresh. So the whole idea that God was saying that he was an operator of one of one of them. And he was saying that it was all it was just a mechanism to get people to tell you to break, okay? I mean waterboarding also does that.
actually recording is just it's a shame. So like as you can use a cloth and it's over your face and there's water being poured on you don't die but you have the sensation of not being able to breathe because think about the water draining through the cloth and there's like you could die from it but they hold it on and so you're you're frantic and then they pull it off making me breathe funny. It's Yeah, should we do it?
I mean, I feel like you could probably stay calm for about 30 seconds but if you're getting not enough oxygen Yes.
I mean yes, I guess you can hold your breath for a little bit but once you've done that, when you stress it probably you can't think about your breathing properly when you've just been going down to the supermarket and next minute you kidnapped and yeah yeah really up for it unless you Liam Neeson taken and then he's he's just, he's just having fun.
p o box. We've we've opened up the P o box for cash is
We spoke about the fact of people sending money in the post this time of year. I didn't tell you story yesterday. More on that. A guy I know. She's so young. I don't know, I don't affiliate or associate with any individual like this. But he was young and lost, lost some money. And he was walking home. He's like, Fuck this. I'm going to steal some letters. Try and find some cash. He lost a $50 note and he stole a card that had 50 bucks in it. Well, this time of year, thieves are out interest Christmas like people sending cash.
Sorry, just be saved from the P o box. much safer Chinese culture the red envelopes. Yeah, Lunar New Year and all that connected. I mean, literally, I'm not sure Goldie said no shit. Today I sat down with a friend who told me about such a thing. She sent a check to a grandson $50 an opportunist thief was going through the mail in the area stole the check forged some extra numbers on to it.
Put through the check deposit machine and into their account. I assume the plan was that if I had cleared within three days,
then they would have got it but apparently it's hotter if it goes three days on questions to actually recover the chicken instal. So I don't know what the outcome is of.
That's full on
green chicks. Bynum, who needs him? Well, the thing is, it sounds like they're actually easier to forge them what you think. Yeah, I mean, you had a few zeros. One of my favourite films blank check. Lean on
some kid, but he picks up a check. It's blank. Now that's right. The guy gives him a check because he ran him over in the car with his bike. He's like getting you by he's a check. But he didn't put the amount and so the kid put a heap of money. And he actually called himself, McIntosh. And Brett I was talking to Bray the other day about if we ever had a kid. I'd like to call the kid not Macintosh Mac.
Mac Mac what would we think about Mac? I quite like Mac it's quite cut like it's quite common time like it feels like would fit in now Mac, Mac Janssen Mac Mac and a Mac What do you think what's what would it be
McCauley short Mac What's it short for? You know like I yeah sure now it would just be Mac Macintosh
Macintosh Jansen Mac I think that's good you know maybe middle
names for potential kitty stems. Ah.
You intelli talking through this? Yeah?
Maybe? No I do I do like Charlie. You brought that up Tommy the I've never actually thought of the name Charlie. Boy. Yeah, I feel I feel like girl Charlie. I like it for a girl better.
my son most a second.
You want to join us ever go. Nice evening.
Actually if you were to like as a kid I feel like we all had names that we wanted to call ourselves if we could call ourselves a different name. What would be if you had to change your name? What would you change it to?
I thought Jason was a corner. We'll see I was reading I got hooked on this book series and the main character was john as I wanted to change the john but looking back horrendous night.
john john john, but it was just because I always obsessed with the character but the name john is horrendous.
JOHN, settle down. Johnny Holdsworth shout out to you and I listened love you know, we
Elliott was a name that I thought was good. These are in family, but then we're saying people around us call their kids these names. Luckily, we're not planning on having kids but it would be very annoying. If you had a name and then it was getting potentially use lead with it. As soon as the pregnancy happens. I wakes in really name already
That's what we did. I mean, the Instagram bio before it even happens. Yeah, I mean that a bit risky, but I'm definitely leading with it to tell other people future kid names my brother didn't tell me his kid. Why? The first one? Definitely didn't I think second one he did.
But yeah, I think it was for the fact that bunch of people around him having babies maybe I don't know there's something nice to find out reveal through maybe some unnecessary stress there isn't it? Definitely that's why we lead with the sex and lead with the name. I saw someone call their kid middle name Valentine. Cute bit, which is this the body's middle name, but they're they weren't born on Valentine's Day. Yeah, absolutely not. So that we weren't going to do it. We just thought we got told our it's going to be around Valentine's day that the baby comes and then smack bang. Valentine's Day on aim. It was perfect. I didn't think it works. Otherwise. What's your middle
97 Thomas and then masa that's right to middle so Thomas is my I would say my middle name and then most of his my mom's last name. Legal is it on a doctor? Yeah, well cuz my mom and dad haven't married yet so I have masa and then my last name I never knew that. Yeah, it'd be cute you become a celebrity. No I didn't. You becoming a celebrant doing the training and then marrying your mom and dad how fucking sweet with that. I mean, what an angel. What an angel. So what's the because? Yeah, what's the deal? Talk to us about it.
I don't know. It just hasn't happened yet. Yeah, that happened yet. So it's like still on the card. They're not like I don't I guess yeah, easier if it doesn't go to go to plan
for marriage. It's all like de facto anyway. Yeah. What's the some of the annoying Is there any annoyances that come up from an admin point of view of getting married? No have not had being married. The baby. So if Amy didn't take jacket and she was on a
fly in and had a bowtie jackets show I could get away with the easy i think i think there are probably some
maybe like custody on and I
was thinking when you were a kid. Did you think about it when you're a kid? No, no, it wasn't. Yeah, I mean if they're married or not married it doesn't doesn't affect anything. How did your parents make
unique? I think
be I think Mum, maybe tap will be home. Mom won't be she'll be at work. I think they met.
Cindy feel like I don't know what it's called maybe Otago University in New Zealand. You have to give specifics. I met a woman the other day this week that is going to the UK to get
married is not the right word. So this the sealed Yeah, they sign stealing
Delivering it's a it's not a same sex couple heterosexual couple.
The the man doesn't like marriage and what it stands for fair. In the UK you can now do the ceremony that same sex marriages have shown which should have
formalises that but it's not a marriage. That's not all the jargon of marriages between above
show, which is an interesting approach. So is it is the
same sex marriage in Australia is it could you can you not do that in Australia? I don't know why they're going to the UK union. Maybe it's a civil union. civil union. civil partnership. Yeah. Is that in the UK? Yeah, this is in the UK. Australia. What have we got?
I thought, I think Australia is exactly the same as normal man. Yeah, so they've legalised marriage, but so so heavily on the name like that the whole man between a man and a woman
That wouldn't be different. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they just refer Oscar Gordon who's been on the show his mom married us. I mean I'm and Oscars gay and she has this, you know, she has a cell celebrate has this great line and I can't really remember but it was something to do with not just between It was beautiful it was before it was late. It was cool. Before it was cool. And so I really appreciate that everyone's if
it's really nice because it's not such bullshit old law that was in place. It was still illegal to be gay in Tasmania in the 50s something fucking ridiculous like that. Poor hitting guys. So good now, p o box 400. Abbotsford Victoria 306 7% cash send any currency? Anything you could buy things with? diamonds gold. When I went to 97 on the on the chat, Shannon says civil union civil Yeah, yeah. And he isn't. Okay. Yeah, I don't feel that good after it.
You've got your meal in the fridge as well. You have got a muscle man you can have a meal. You'll have to be because it's a very many I the whole thing you did well, not crunchy at all. I think that's the biggest criticism no joke. Even the nachos not crunchy. The mic was completely soft
mine was soft two bit one was burritos. I don't know how crunchy it's meant to be. I was your name. Mine was a burrito. Okay, so it's probably meant to be so.
Mine has crunchy in the title.
What was it called?
crunchy flat crunch rap Supreme. Yeah. One thing that he's that he's true to the name Taco Bell. Inside of Taco Bell. There is a bell that you can ring around it. Why? What happens? They meant to cheer. It was very mediocre. The ci is
like yes, I said the front be me. Me Me. What do you
think he can slightly here?
But as I said, it knows like, it's a bit hot outside. So it's at the front door sliding door opens just inside on the right. Make sure you ring it if you do go there wonder how much you make working at Taco Bell in Australia? Because obviously like the US, you'd be getting like $14 an hour or $13 an hour or something because there's no tips at places like that. Yeah, fast food. So it's a bit high. Like it's a bit it's still not like 22 bucks or whatever it would be. I wonder what yeah, I mean, I can imagine like 1718
which is pretty, I mean, pretty good. What's the award right? 97 for fast food restaurants in Australia.
I've just gone on to payscale.com and just typed in Taco Bell. They don't have an average alley right. But fast food workers estimated between eight and $18 an hour. Can you type in award writer Australian fast food fast food? Yeah. If we had Karen here, she'd be able to tell us what the hungry Jack's been. I think she did say
16 or something?
I'm trying to think of what I worked at Mac is for a very short period of time as a kid can't remember. I remember getting 1150 really that low Yeah, I mean I was is that because of our I always use seven okay. Yeah it's because he rides seven and 14 nine months to work sign your parents have to sign a waiver the as working for me ankle Okay, so any back any any work any anything that it's a so for a casual level one Ali pay raise $26 seems a very high doesn't right $26 for why this is why Georgia level one that's level one. So George Colombo is no wonder he's struggling paying these folks
under 16 years old.
I dollars so that's why we need to find him. Yeah
young young, young 16 How many? What's it say? How many production how many people could work for a production company? Under 60 stated that could be my virtual assistant maybe a real
reality assistant? Real what real life real office it's that an 18 year old
is $15 an hour? So is it bull by stone age?
Your 20 year old 1927 and our NSE question sounds like Yeah, I think so. I'm boy Jake Instagram Justin said he would do my admin but it's not enough. I'm ready to pay straight wages.
I think he's 27 Yeah, only five. Jake if your price match with a VA in Philippines, let's talk.
It depends if you where you want them to come from and one of my ladies he reached out to me said he's interested in this and he said how much you want him to pay them and I just made up a figure 60 bucks a
See the problem is the less you pay them the harder it is like the how to work it is fine to pay more it's like yeah it makes sense pay a bit more get get a bit more I think if we got him on like a $300 a month salary to learn damn conspiracy Jimmy employees graphic designers from the Philippines in these ones worked with him for three years. Really good. What's he paying? I'm not sure we can find that out. And then we'll find out what he pays his staff. See if he will go hard on a 16 year
Mason Don't look at me like that. I'm a dad.
All right, dead.
Right dead. Absolutely.
Yeah, I mean you guys were saying it so much. I was like your graduate I took the took the legwork off.
I got it to a point where it made it seem less winning key that you boys were saying.
And so it seems a bit more as testimonials every moment rather than just the you know the flog jogging stuff. Alright guys say
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