#037 – Kids in restaurants/

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It's Hump Day everyone it's the daily talk show with Josh and Tommy Tell me what's going on WhatsApp look I've just been looking at flights

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on skies is another affecting board Josh thing to do because that's something you do do and it's it's kind of I I just I click around now I've got a I'm filming next week you know the minimalist

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is have got the podcast not sort of the live tour of Australia

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yeah so I'm going like I'm filming this stuff in Sydney Melbourne and Oakland so it's the Oakland one that I'm trying to sort out that the flights are interesting because they were all the way that

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this I don't want like a straightaway uncheck jets one fucking fly jets

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because of all my bags and stuff but they just a pain in the ass to carry on but I'm trying to trying to find the optimum flights because it's like if you go super light from Mel been to Oakland you actually arrive at a good time like 530 in the morning so you have the whole day

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I flew recently to Oakland we flew yeah we were struggling to find the right flies and we ended up coming home on a three or four o'clock flight that got us in really live but everyone in the house everyone left the day after the wedding and they all got on the 6am flight which means we most of us got home at one and they're up at three yeah to get to the airport it is a pain in the ass that is one of the flights yeah yeah he's really annoying and so I

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was able to get back yeah well know like not even like I was like looking at any option and it's like very few like timing wise if you leave Melbourne at like 8am you won't get into like midday maybe after that like afternoon so it's impossible I was trying to work it out and so bridges comes up and we sort of have a couple of days New Zealand but it's just two days before yeah yeah no just to like brazen of a bang my The problem was going to Oakland it's not stuffs out like yeah it's not like I've been in the city like three or four times for conferences and it's like a mini Melbourne it's not going to Adelaide or like Hobart

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it's not New Zealand isn't it doesn't have what New Zealand's not maybe I need to set the expectation with Bray around what we massively disappointed although there is some really good food with this awesome it's almost like the grove in LA and it's this this food Thomas like a market that just has epic food places all throw it and you know who Action Bronson is basketball on that he's like a Are you would actually probably know him he's the food guy he's got like these food shown vol yes yes yes yes read the hated red bead dude grandpa yeah

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yeah he was food to survive yeah he was on the I do remember that he made like he's perfect cheeseburger

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he went to this bagel shop that we went to and it's like just this legit they and they yell out the order and so it's like this I've got this being oven almost looks like a it's looks basically like a Peter oven like five pizza oven but they get these pedals with all the bagels on they send them in and so your order like a peanut butter and jelly and then they're like pedagogy and then they all start yelling it and it's like get goes through the to make sure the order is got through to the chef that makes it that really cool that reminds me of hard rock hard rock in Melbourne is party it's Jansen party have to Jansen never went but I know it so it was like

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yeah well the fact that was like wow like growing up in the suburbs yeah going to a restaurant I guess specially as a key as kids we always had rock it was in the city I believe it was nice on exhibitions straight Did you go to Johnny Rockets on chapel straight now net brain library and I went like in recent years before they do they ran overdose on a demolished and building where it was it I think it modern move yeah we were like So was that your thing as a kid? Well

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that was where the fun fun parlor the Fun Factory driven by the fun factor. In fact it was like intensity of snow

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Alliance. The intensity was or timeout or you may timezone times and time zone. So there's timezone intensity tons of fun intensity was I think next to the fire at the front parlor and the fan power had like a roller skating rink back before you'd get dust for rollerblading.

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And yeah so it was it was sort of underneath underneath it was neat Cuba if you're a nightclub or

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so you're saying that Johnny Rockets was at the same place it's literally across it was across from Channel 10 times yeah yeah

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we've got some emails

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that come through we're gonna get to them a little later we're gonna we're gonna try to make that our thing at the end of a chap will spend some time with the email for the for the fans got any if we got like for a mouse I think

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would you will ask this awake if we spread them out and then we're gonna die we have to make one up but so just going back on to the restaurants and yeah sort of thing what what's the etiquette around what do you think with Bodie taking him out to restaurants what's the my dad just gets really annoyed at kids like he gets real grumpy if they like at a restaurant it will

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be it will say like these kids shouldn't be here type of thing what's what's the what's the rule so these innovative screaming mood at the moment as in dislike using his voice he's gone through a month of this before where he literally just worked out that he can

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doesn't even louder and longer than that yeah and so now I'm not up fatigue came to a pub. Yeah, the only wild baby was like outside dining and it was like sort of loud anyway yeah. But I yeah, I usually have him at the front of cafes in the prime and I always get takeaway in case I'll have to bail if we're sitting down the half the time we because as soon as we start George saying, you

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know all these notifications as far as I can. Annoying so this is the problem is it's that do it the exact to do not disturb issue that happened. Bri was just calling me. Yeah, I need to put it like change it now. I'm literally changing it right now. To allow calls from changing it from favorites to no one. Okay. I'll move on. Yes. So

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they take him so I'm respectful because I'm that dude who fucking is annoyed light Kp kid shit confined or just your if you read a I think it's quite logical. If it's like a nice restaurant. Don't bring a screaming kid. If it's a I get annoyed because I might that like it's but when he's like being an area that he's like a kid's zone. That's where you got to be. Like, if you're going to a park. You can't be upset with the kitchen. He's an insight though. For like, I went at Joe's lands. House. We took Bodie there. And he's got two kids that have been through all of that. Yeah. They are now like, five and seven or something. So they're at school, but Bodie was squealing or screaming at me. I we didn't even really notice. Yeah. And jewels is like

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you can't talk. You guys can't even hear that. He wasn't been made. I remember. You totally tune out to your kids scream. You become immune to it. Yeah. Whereas other people it's like

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it's real jarring. It's a slight piercing.

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Well, if you're if you're not a key person. And so those people who get angry bars and stuff Yeah, probably like, just not keep people. Yeah, I haven't had a kid because we can't have these hear a scream because we're ignoring

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much. I don't mind the screaming like I'm pretty good on flights of just ignoring shins, putting on noise cancelling headphones by remember I was just ready to strangle this kid because they were old enough to strength

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you want.

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I'm like if you're old enough to see fac an iPad or belt the shit like it was just like you such a spoiled little brat. I just couldn't believe I was just like, how is this happening? If you can talk your I feel like you're getting closer to a point of being able to rationalize, yeah,

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I've had one of those things where it's like, in my head. I get paranoid. If I start thinking, Oh, that guy's gonna you know, that was in my browser. Sit next to me. Oh, yes. You see, walking down beating that. And then I like I always worry because it's happened. I've thought that he was an idiot. Yeah. Or I thought the kid was going to come to me. And I did. And so now when someone jumps on, I look like I don't want to even engage in the thought that they might be sitting next

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will probably happen. Which I think they would sense to, I remember doing a mini Darko

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on a guy, a tech dude who lost a bunch of weight Yeah, and he was he ended up going to fat camp and the reason for it was he was just like on the fly and just had everyone and you could just say that we're trying to avoid

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must be such a bad feel. Yeah,

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but it's like some airlines a good like my my mate who's a bigger guy flew Southwest Airlines and they just said hey do you think you'd be comfortable with known was sitting next to you is like, yeah, sure, on the IKEA take this like a little card. And you basically put on your seat and everywhere it was Southwest is sort of sit wherever you want type of thing allocated. So you just put a little reserved thing and then take it off and then everyone's happy.

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I can we say that reserve carrying it printed

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on a flight. It's like, and I guess that's the main what I like about Southwest is they they are very

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well established jacking Southwest is

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an American Airlines, they sort of got a weed stigma because they be counted as like, one of the cheap airlines, right, like yeah, I think about tie or and all that sort of stuff. The thing is, though, they are low cost airline no frills but they're actually the best domestic airline I think in the US because you get two bags standard domestically, right. So if you're flying international and shit like that, and having terminal flight Southwest is great. They don't fluctuate prices based on how soon after, like soon to the time you book so if you need a last minute flight, you can still get a decent price fly that will do refunds that will do this so many things that they just really good at. So they've

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done a thing and everyone else is like, sucked in. You bought your flight. You can't get you man. Yeah.

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And so the end they have. The other amazing thing with Southwest is with some of the with their reward program. Once you get to status, you basically get a free companion flight. I think I may be spoken about that before. But you get so yeah, I mean, it's in for someone else. So basically, it means that once you get status every time you fly anywhere, Amy flies free. She pays $5 for tax in the US if you want to go to Mexico, $15 for tax. So there's a lot of people who fly like Southwest is very popular for like consultants are flying throughout the US and things like that they get this companion pass and then they book trips to Mexico for super cheap

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man us is a different breed like we've got what Sydney so New South Wales yeah Queensland Brisbane the capital yeah

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Adelaide Perth whatever so there's like five or you know five main places you could go for business whereas when you leave in the states Denver back in Texas Yeah, there's so many so many all the all down California San Francisco over to the west coast like you could be going I know got moved over there recently. And he worked for big gym chain like in that the company fits our gyms with all their equipment is huge. And so he got he got all these expenses paid to go and move there. And the green get all this stuff like he got it all taken care of. But he flies around, and I look at these Instagram, he's in a new state, like every day. And it's like, well, how many states have a 52 states? Yeah,

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I think

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maybe 51. Yeah, this is over 50. Yeah. And so like you could be flying around. So there is more probably people doing those flights constantly throughout awake, going to five different places. They saw

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the end with Southwest, they've always been so seamless with their connecting flights. So I've and I've seen so many airports within the US because it won't be uncommon to have a couple of like, stop overs on the way. But there's so and disruptive that you literally just sort of like pop on to the next one. It's like very laid back here in Australia. Yeah, I looked out you're gonna have to wait five hours. Yeah, but the thing is, in saying that us domestic flights are a cluster fuck I like in general, the

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delays. Especially you think about like the extreme weather East Coast during fucking winter is a nightmare because you would just have like us

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Nah, yeah. Going to Seattle. It's fact it's completely Yeah. And it

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just like it affects all of all of them. And they they are less sort of inclined to give you a like a food vouchers and shit like that.

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So this is it will get away from traveling. Yes, I think I mean, maybe half the people listening. Don't ever fly to the States. Yes.

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It's a good ROI. stroke, you can have a real reason we've got we've got people all over the US listening. I did a zoom out. It's just we can sort of say very roughly where people are listening. So it gives you a heat map

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location. Yeah. Why? Yeah,

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we'll see. That

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was like this. little.in the ocean and then you zoom in.

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Let's see. And the the hack I told you the other day for people live in Australia. And and how, what's the hack the hack is? So I was trying to remember a story that I got in trouble for on radio. Haha, sorry. I'll tell you the hack. And then I'll tell you what I got a call from like the tax department or the the local council calling into the radio station to complain about something I said, which is fine. That's awesome. So the hack is

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Sam is signing up for an opera, which basically says that you're a musician. You didn't say this on air, by the way. No, no, no, no, actually, about something when I was in shipping this app or thing that you're talking about? Yeah, I'm saying that now. Yeah,

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you never have said this in the podcast? No.

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Okay. So I'm saying this is a hack and I might do it because if you don't, if you're not flying enough, you're not going to get status and you can spend a shitload of money on flights to get status which means extra bags yeah like you're so fucking pumped that you have a life hack any

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monies for this is a good one app sign up you're a musician essentially for is like the life What is it? It's like the stray like performance rights artists, if I can, blah, blah. Basically, if you are a music musician, you would go on an opera. And I guess they would help with things like licensing there's apple and PPC I I to do all this shit when I was had my internet radio streaming this jokester to you have

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to offer and a professor appro

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Agra fees will come from retailers and shuts off effect in sports girl wants to play music in their store. They have to pay opera and PCI to be able to have those rights. So what you're saying is if you sign up as an app, or a musician? Yeah, you get like a bunch of books. Yeah, and one of those perks is to buy two bags per flight. So you always get extra luggage for virgin. That's sick. I need to look into that. I mean, I currently have status with Virgin, but I wonder if that would then double my

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bag. my mates it it was like $3 to sign up as an artist. Yes. So if you travel a lot, I have you looked into the surely that serious suit, you're looking far less like a rock star. And you've got a suitcase, you get two bags. Think about opera. It could be it could be a label. Representative trolls, lots of that. So stuff. So how what did you get in trouble with so I thought to myself back I'm going to be at a time when we need to vote and I created a voting booth there was a few around town so I am in multiple votes

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I said on a and I was by myself because the co host was gone at that stage.

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What do you mean gone at that oh, they're

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transitioning one quit so you were doing it solo to sell it as easy as pace I just do 20 seconds talking and then hit song now and then you're essentially a music jock. Yeah and I did some interviews that I put in like the one about that guy who walked and read books yes I've actually got that interview I want to play it on this show today. Yeah but I said you know I was great like I didn't you know if you need to get a vote in just get down to the the early voting Santa and get your vote in before

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I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Jesus. Anything wrong with that? No, no, no. I mean, that is like the classic life hack where people like the one that's common that I've heard around here is the voting for voting when you're doing local election. Yeah. Is go just outside of your electric Yes.

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Because if you go outside of your electorate, there's a different line which is sort of people outside and it's always way shorter. So it turns out that you're not actually allowed to go to the early voting center if you haven't got a reason for you not being able to vote. Yeah, and I bet how they're going to pull you back. I should, but I said it on a local radio station that raises 50,000, and I'm sure people probably thought yeah, great thing. Tell me your your legend. My. And then they called up the local council, the local government said

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that's not allowed. It is for people who are going overseas. I'm sure there was a bit of that time. And so wait, who who would that of course, God filters through it goes through to the program director who then can decide to make

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what was the vibe was the program director did they think it was funny or die like

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my now they just if I can hit in my life, he they get a lot of calls either when they get any of the compliance. Yeah, so they filter whether they tell us or not. And so they taught he told me but it was like, Oh, you just can't say that.

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We have an idiot. Did you swear on air?

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I said the closest I got was sheet and everything context to something that was appropriate. You know, like it was she on the ground or? Yeah, sure.

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It had how, like, when you were in shepherd, and you'd walk the streets? Yeah, would because there's like a billboard. Like not billboards. But there's like signage and stuff and they have invested in science

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and that's right. never disappear. Yeah,

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the hash it was a also shares it was filmed, you could have filled it with you. I find it would look better. Thank you. And it was it was so corny that it was written I kind of I, I think I had awesome was, it was How was that? No, no, no, it was just it was so crummy and it just was corny and look shit. And I was so embarrassed that those on TV TV was on Channel channel 10, which was like, we know we I'm times nine. I think the thing is, we know wins. Nine wins. Now I'm seven from today. And then Southern Cross selling cross. Yeah, yeah. And so yeah,

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it was on there. But it was fucking courage. Yeah,

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not ideal. But

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yes, there was people around that are that knew me from the radio because it's like there's not much else I could either send a point like it's only and all the shops like I'd hear myself on the radio in certain shops when I like you our ads going when I was in the supermarket. Yeah, it's kind of cool. Because it's like such a saturate the market with you. And so it is everywhere. Like, I look at my breakdown now that I'm on a business page on Instagram. Yeah, and you can see what your audience see. And they're all fucking happening. Well, no, they're not all from Sheridan. But the breakdown of audience is Melbourne, Sydney shepherd. How many from shepherding? Well, it's a lower percentage. It doesn't actually say, but it's like, say Melba most because I leave here. Sydney second, and then ship it. Yeah. So I've still got some people that follow me from ship have is cool. Did you get anyone

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noticing you from the bike stuff? Anyone stopping in the streets? Now I can

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throw in a bark at me. But fat man, a lot of a friend of mine told me he was on a boat in the era. Yeah, like on one of those sort of cruises down the era. And there was people watching my video on the boat. And he's like,

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Okay, this Mei. Mei

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Mei. What else is what else is going on?

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I wanted to have you had your car, towed.

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I feel like I'm gonna go. I think I'm an IB you think? And the fact would you forget? Hello. I think I was in a clear way. I think I just got like a fucking $600 fine Clearwire type of deal. And I remember I would have been very close to having a toad okay. So you came back to you haven't had time I think he's doing but this it still cost me a ton of money though. Okay. But you know, I I feel like something has something like that has happened. But tell me your story. It's

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I've never been told okay, but where I drive from St Kilda over to my office in Collingwood every day is damn, Barclay straightens and Gilda usually wise and then on to pan ride this clear wise and stuff and without dat three times awake getting tired yeah and the tow trucks a seed around the corner yeah

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the white line further so they know the spot so they just gotta go well what what a business like What a crazy like that's just like a real built in business it's like

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you would get a government contract if you're a council contract

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Exactly. You just rolled out boxer yeah so

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I saw this girl and it was early in the morning and I was driving

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to work and she ran out of a house and she's looking around she was barefoot she look like she just woken up and she she's like looking around runs down the street like literally running like frantic looking girl to shoveled I first thought maybe she'd like that No had a one night stand in she's like fracking going home or something but then I realized because she's like runs down looks left and right no cause I can go on and on so sorry for it

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because it's just like it feels like you pay even though you've done the wrong thing it still feels like you're being violated like someone's my property she would

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have slipped in and it was 740 and it goes back at 730 guys know upsetting and Yesterday I saw just a little bit down from this is fucking getting pulled up onto the thing and this dude standing there just like scratching his head he come back and he's now watching us car get pulled up and now having like an altercation verbal altercation and one of them's like I can just get Can I just have it back there's like mates toes on its back and toes I look there's signs there and then one guy walk stands like where are that and there was a sign way down yeah and then cheekily on a light post pretty much in front of them about five meters in the air like this is the highest sign you've ever seen your life is three times the size of a normal sign height yeah up on this light post is a clean wise on and he's

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like I had the fact that I know its way out there kind of played out you know and he just wouldn't give it a fact and so this is something happened to me first week of starting my business was like

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was like it yeah it was when you when you start a business he he sort of getting up and running you should have highly strong in the sense of you thinking about like fuck up just like quit my job I'm now doing my business thing I need to be making coin lot at stake yeah and you also like you you being a bit of a penny pincher at that point because every dollar counts yeah and I went till a Mac in Richmond it was on a Wednesday that's where there's a max on grades backstreet Richmond

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yeah neither that overall type of thing the sort of the cop shop in the

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McDonalds and stuff it's just sort of new there and I'm trying to remember the straight anyways a

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random spot those because I

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yeah so i i got a tripod and there was a difference between like a $1,000 tripod and a 1200 dollar tripod and I decided I'd love the 1200 dollar one I'm just going to get $1,000 and I literally had gone in there was a Paki out the front which is never happened it was always taken and I am running probably would have been there for like 10 minutes came out

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the person had just put a ticket and what it was was wins dies between like 8am and 10 I am you can't park there and the sign was Phuket like there was like a gap between there was like a an island like a no traffic on but there was like a gap between my car pocket and that thing so it was like it looked on disconnected. And I was so I was in the car driving home and I cried I cried I was like this is only like two two and a half years ago. How

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much was it? It was like 200 bucks It was very expensive. Oh yeah no standing here

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it was like whatever I was gonna get the tripod like I could say I was I was really like it was a pity party I was and I remember just doing a post like

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in that headspace you can get really funny and I like I was posting on social about it. I remember my mate Jimmy who is the HR director at the time I think you would like me right it's not like I can quit and you go off your rocker some of

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us can get a head about it and most of us do but most of us don't go and share it on Facebook Exactly. And that's and that's the thing right it's the

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least a decent there's a discipline to emotion and stuff like that right why is

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it Why do you feel like you should go and share it on Facebook what he

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needs because the scene in justice so it's like I want everyone to know how fucked up this is. And so it's that thing of like it's the I think the does desire to want to action to have some form of action but you don't know what to do the same reason that you go you were slamming tell story so I guess

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like what else do you do right slander because that's what you said to do slam on Twitter yeah

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well I think a tweet directly to the company and they should respond well yeah the the social teams are a lot more sort of localized then the than just the call center I didn't work I'm not fucking doing it. Yeah, follow us. Yeah, I

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just pulled me off and said look, you know, I have a reference number so we can help you just call call center fuck Telstra. Yeah seriously, they send me a $700 bill and it's totally incorrect there's another sponsor whenever gonna get

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the worst network that I've ever had How about this before we get to the emails when I was working at faith angels on the radio show I was the digital content producer I was important Melbourne and have this terrible experience with Nando's and I can't remember what happened something really hit him up on Facebook no it was really lame it was something like around the

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I ordered a lot chips and they gave me small but the lodge was I didn't know there was and they wouldn't like to do anything about it and so I got on Twitter it's been like port Melbourne Nando's never again and I got an email from Kerry Jones who was the EP for faith Angel thank Josh Can you please take that down now Mendoza sponsor

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it is true like my say facts tell stories like potentially five or work with them it's a bad thing but you know what it has been the worst experience for the consumer like you can't get away from that right and so if it's true yeah

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exactly look I I think yeah Truth Wins it's sometimes you can be strategic and like am I gonna hurt me more than them

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because say if McDonald's if you know that you could easily like we've got we've got friends who would be able to make a lot of money doing deals with McDonald's yeah so you know they're gonna be a lot more careful about what they say yeah and that's understandable so emails you got so yes Ma Ma yeah yeah it's already it's been half an hour I'm trying to be better at like really nailing it down

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one of those from one of them is from Sean who avid listener and he's on my side with his tail trophy he hit me up on Twitter yeah and said Matt has it all going with the Telstra stuff so we're at and force against you Telstra and you let's build a Sean can build your website builder to show so she'll suck to me what I said on one of the episodes Sean if you got a business or something you want to plug

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yeah cuz Josh is Please come back to you with something yeah he's gonna business is cool website I at the daily talk show.com is where you can send your email yes

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he's businesses timber Boulevard the OBD yeah sure so sunny wouldn't Sandy yes God way though. Yeah let's have a look they've got watches as well they got watches and stuff anyway he's sent some some stuff through thanks for sending that buddy

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time

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I don't know if I said it or you said ice it's one of us said if you have stories from Josh at school yeah or from being a kid like what's your version because you have a very painted clear picture yeah what I my mind of who you are and what he did and access to the pay system walking around the school yard with the teachers so I was also the first person in my school to get the principles of will award I think I got about 24 duo and pencil anyway go on alright so this is from anonymous yes I don't want to be okay sure they're not they don't want to share their name but they the name of the email Moscow Park mosquito park my skills that

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a little hack stories with Josh Moscow Primary School Yeah, I created my first website for the primary school North it was on a mat mice there was they used to be a web service called map mice we could build where kids could build a site It was huge and it was started by these like young kids been like Sydney It was awesome bicycle yeah gone the email says hi guys. I recently discovered your show I know I'm late to the party but Josh wanted some nostalgic story so it must have a new yeah

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anyway I'll go on this a bit there This reminds me of very quickly I was listening to faith Angel so 57 Byron in the morning and hearing fair do live rate when he can't

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yet Are you saying I can't it's got that vibe I went to Moscow Pascal it out Kelly's Josh that's I have a number of hilarious stories involving Josh that have now rented my mind okay here we go early and Josh is I hate the name your fucking school I don't want to say most you could just say Mbps now that's even longer Am I gonna say school early days in Josh maybe early days

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you know we're not we're not

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we're not ready to shatter rating of credo on the special kid in the class that made fucking silence I can't read this fucking

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nervous so he trolling talking him I don't have to do anything you're fumbling over the early days he developed a reputation of being able to imitate flatulence with these hand and amp it

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he seemed to have a never ending Rolodex of our sounds the cadence was revolutionary I to actually I wonder if I could do a fat sound I haven't done one probably since Primary School yeah the

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guy

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just smashed my mind two microphones that was really good it was a real good

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guy

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okay Josh is last he's touched at doing that

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not stop that

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it should say like men

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essentially what it is we know Josh grew such a following that he began to develop prima donna traits typically we would gather around the playground as Josh made these melodies which he would call us mistakes and never remember that he would then celebrate his accomplishments by beating his chest like in around 10 and declaring superiority

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who is the statement piston crowd would clap thing quickly disperse through our though Josh is incredible talents we can see the majestic and that's avoided if teachers ever found out we wanted to keep this secret hours and ours alone but I knew Something smells fishy bomb pun intended. All right, this person be a funny bag I noticed Josh was crouching in the sand pit and was secretly eating baked beans at high

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yeah what this is

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a you and they sniffing glue what's going on this line? Yeah so he would also a prunes and Metamucil which I thought was Tony Robbins never had met I'm gonna jump forward a bit as Josh is fans scattered after another one of his performances as inside the lingering confront Josh because I stayed back longer than anybody else had dead to before I inadvertently exposed myself to a smell that our best described as devastating horrible infinity so the same year actually fatty

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Josh quickly confessed his armpit fat were in fact genuine fats from his ass

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This is like we couldn't make this up someone's gone gone to a lot of

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water the fat bit is the armpit fat staff they've gone real real real real and then just gone way off way off I think all the glues harsh then explained how he threw at his pants and on these before thinking of a proper solution which I probably would have liked that's that's not too far did you ever see your parents and school I told I told you the shading parents story on alternate it's not a quick story anyway Josh is a Metallica

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Marta Marta the right Josh is that came up The Daily Show I am enjoying it fact that's funny that someone's going out of the way to write that appreciate that I do to thank you anonymous

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Well, if you want to actually get away what we'll do for you in future is will maybe read the email first and highlight bits.

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story it was actually crafted into a story long story that I wonder how long the took think

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