#486 – Uber Eats Drivers, Tips & Toilets/
- October 15, 2019
Today we chat about letting Uber Eats delivery drivers into your home, why Mr. 97’s mum doesn’t like Josh’s hat, and we talk to Hayden Dib about the episode 500 tattoo.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Getting the wrong amount of change
– Letting Uber Eats drivers into your home
– The Daily Talk Show tattoo with Hayden Dib
– Josh’s inflammation
– Tommy’s spa update
– LA fact of the day
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 486. Happening Gus, Happy Tuesday. How many days? How many episodes until 508 days? Brian well done.
Well, we having our 500th on a Tuesday in two weeks time,
I saw lady get very upset as a girl who gave her the wrong change at a cafe. When
three weeks ago,
a lot of money. You should have said yesterday, my can be more relevant.
Does that really matter? That doesn't really matter. But my mind because I was like the mind because the lady was quite rude and she was changing. It's one of those situations where I was at the cafe I'd eaten I just wanted to pay. But it was also a bakery sort of scenario and the lady got some bread bagged up, and then she changed her mind with that. And then it was when the public holiday was on because then They said are the there's a surcharge. And she's like, and so she's like, I'll pay I'll pay cash because there wasn't surcharge or something on the on cash interest. And anyway, that was when it all went down where the lady gave, she was meant to get $24 change, and the person behind the counter counter on NK 14 but I was with the girl behind the counter. I was like, Yeah, that's right, isn't it? So anyway,
all the worst was when I was in gronk. And I've been on the receiving end of this to and done the non gronk move of giving the money back but when you say, say you paying for something and you you hand over coins and notes, and he's I'll just have the 10 back. That rattled me when I was a young dumb still am dumb. That just used to rattle me so much was like
you don't need me.
paid too much. Why are you paying more than yours? very confused. I
mean, I've been that person though getting grumpy. I mean, I think that you really need to take a fucking look at yourself. If if you're blowing up absolutely anything.
What about, like blowing up been thinking about what might be blowing up
or having blown up or just the potential?
Well, so while I was watching this YouTube video, there's a guy who was you could probably google it 97 he was on Easter Island, and him and his girlfriend. He's a blogger, travel blogger and human, his girlfriend was checking out all of these different sort of indigenous sites. And she crossed over a line where they weren't meant to be taking photos. Not a moral line, a line of rocks. Yeah. Anyway, the guy was like yelling at the Ranger because the Ranger was asking for his tickets and also I think it was having a full blown blow up. And I just I was saying A brand like this guy's a fucking idiot. And praise like I could imagine you doing something.
So he was getting angry. So he did the wrong thing. He got angry at the right job for telling him off.
Yeah, telling him and his girlfriend off.
It's just a dog barking background.
But so he was filming the whole thing. And it's that funny thing was he's filming like I'm filming. This is proof, but I think he comes across as looking like a bit of a dickhead. Oh, yeah. And so anyway, there's like, it was a very long storey. But there was a lady who I just saw on the news. She was suing Emirates. Yeah, she just lost. She broke her ankle. And she said that the airline was responsible for the end of a marriage, because she only got a cup of water with a meal and she was really thirsty. And she said she had to ask four times for water. They hadn't done it. She got up to go to the bathroom, tripped, broke her ankle, and she said, and so she's just she just lost the case.
So she should she, you know, one person. That's disappointing for us Melbourne nights. Yeah, that's really disappointing. So I do.
Yeah. I mean, it's you see how these things escalate. But I just don't want to be the one that sort of gets really what I mean, that's
what you have to empathise with is the person who thinks it's good to go after that as a case, like the person that actually thinks I broke my foot connected to the water thing. I was walking, and I hurt myself
yet. Who are they? I guess, like I've seen a few times with people where it's like, you see an acquaintance suing someone. You think like, where are they getting their advice from?
But it's it's it's poor person thinking, Well, what about this? What about this moral dilemma?
Yeah, definitely. I mean, yeah, relying on suing a business to sort of then be able to retire. I guess there's there's certain cases where, like, if you've really, if something's happened,
Off with it's been a negligence
on the behalf of the employer if you're fucking just cleaning the coffee Punjab we can't be responsible for
you cannot bend it didn't actually happen we didn't say it
but the wedding taking the hospital is did we have the video? We did but now we do hope his content How about this for an interesting sort of almost blow up but then complete change of heart rates I think there should be a rule we cannot get upset or angry at any
people like the drive ride
driver or anything like that.
So don't rock out with your food. That's pretty fucking annoying. grounds for
what do you think 97 would you ever get away
I really ever auto beats but
now we had a we had a situation here. The late night Friday ordered pizzas. The guy came and a look here a backpack which does not fit a pizza in it. Unless it's on its side, and he takes it out, and he looks so frazzled,
frazzled. And finally he was potty and it was on its side and I was just I opened the pizza as it is that look normal to you? It looks like a fucking so far as you know, I'm so first right
you pay extra for that he asked for an extra five bucks.
And I just said don't worry about it, man. It's all good. Well, guys is poor bastard.
Well, we had a case where we comply and we actually got an email from a great saying, you guys are complaining too much.
He had an email, is it? Yeah, it's like what am I did?
Yeah, it's like, just a reminder if the community guidelines and then Bray was so upset with the email that she emailed them back.
Speak to us. But no,
we had a we had some issues. I know this is all very sort of privileged first world sort of scenarios that We're talking about, we had some issues where every time we were doing Uber rates, it was raining. And it kept fucking up. They would send out cyclists and the cycle they shouldn't be getting cyclists to ride in the rain with food. I saw a guy with rollerblades in the rain. really deliver rude, not
not great, but how about this so the guy you know how it has the how long it's going to take for food to arrive? It will arrive by this time. Yes, like at the lightest. It's like 25 past anyway, this guy ended up by taking extra 20 minutes over later time. But then he gets to our door and he's like, I can wet it's been raining course Of course he is. And then he says after normally the the processes within same food was called get a refund or whatever he then says Can you please give me a tip? Oh, so he's a bit of a conundrum. braise like fuck, I feel really bad for this guy. He's he deserves a tip He even said God bless fact no he didn't say God bless got another great storey guy used our toilet the other day who breaks guy
can fuck off. And this
toilet my home toilet
no you have to go through a security door into a lift up the Lyft walk down a passageway knock on the door
that's how they get to me
yes that's the barrier to get to you to then go through your house and so
you're basically there but that point the apartment so so
but you still get it into is like
yeah, so I'll tell you that the end of the
the tip thing and second but on the on that guy with the toilet thing. I answered the door. Did you know got the food night so I think and he just he said Is there a toilet in the building?
Okay, so we didn't ask, Is there a toll on your apartment?
And so I said, Oh, no, sorry, there isn't an that close the door. I said to Bray, I'm like, Hey, babe, like we've got a toilet. Should I? The guy just asked if there was a toilet? It's like, yes. You fucking idiot basically like,
of course, cuz you shut the door on him. And then you had to open it back up and call him back.
Yeah. And so I ran that because the thing was, part of it was my empathy around like, I literally pissed my pants in a duty the other day. And so I was thinking about that I was like, and so then I went, I rented a Lyft and got him said, Oh, I just thought like, we've got a toilet. These guys are Thank you. And then he said, it's just a little one and then I don't know if it's a cultural thing, but he did this with his finger like a little pinky.
a little one. Just a little way.
At number one, but prayer that I appreciate it it's an icing dessert. I didn't know if I would do that
and so that was that but then it's so weird when when you do that you like I got because he took a while in there.
And so by you sniffing you This is perfect This
is that actual ice off of that just right field
it's real I sup guys. Things are going well. Now we haven't actually
maybe time felt like it was a gift hopefully anytime fellow who's going real slow because you know in the toilet
and I'm just I'm standing out of like, basically Well, I'm not standing I'm like on the couch which is like a metre and a half away. And I'm playing like a YouTube video just But anyway, so when he left like that was the guy who said God bless I remember now, but then I straightaway went through the bathroom, and just gave it a once over in regards, like hidden cameras and stuff because I thought and maybe this is considered like huge conspiracy. theory, but I thought, what about like, a bit of a ruse, where you pretend that you know you go taught your neighbourhoods guy, you instal a small camera in the bathroom?
It's a lot of thought it would need some kind of internet connection to transmit a signal so they're not you'd have to ask Mike No,
no, no, you just can easily just have a 4g or whatever motion detected wouldn't be too hard.
Anyway, let's check out how much they cost.
No, they wouldn't be that expensive. So but the thing around the tipping the conundrum with the tipping is you've had a bad experience. What Bry was wondering is if we give that guy a tip, are we then hypocritical or being hypocrites to them? request a refund?
I think the the food definition of a gronk and we just use real life examples is someone who complains tries to get a refund on food, where they know in their heart of hearts. They wouldn't do it if they're in a restaurant, or they just taken the piss. I've never
done it at a restaurant my life but Uber rates
took massive gronk move. If you're taking advantage of this platform, like you guys, are there be done more. It's not not an issue for them. Like that's a massive gronk move. Like if it's, I mean, you get cold food all the time you it's like, think about what you're you're expecting you're expecting a super hot pizza that's been delivered on a bike like that fucking isn't the reality. You get it hot from the restaurant, it can get cold when you take it home. And so if you then complain about a cold pizza, because the delivery guys brought it to the differences if it's turned into a kill zone, you know, maybe give them a tip then but I think it's a massive gronk move.
What are people saying 97 was was it a cash where you didn't give him a cash tip or through the app to
say like I would say give him a tip. Cash, so therefore you're not feeding the system that is Uber is because Uber's doesn't reward or do anything for them. Yeah
that's right indeed.
Indeed. And the thing is fuckin Hayden did carries cash
cash at the house. I don't have any cash. No cash rubber. And so like literally I have not like if someone said knocked on my door and said I need $5 right now. I wouldn't know what to do
what I'm what anyone say anything.
Yes, those cameras 250 bucks
for it has its own 4g connection. You just put a sim in far out.
Yeah. So they're pretty. I mean, you notice it if it was
that much money.
You would notice it? Of course. Yeah.
Jim says hi she Georgian Julian. Julian a Gary Vee. Just started a live stream to say go said anyway.
he's saying that he's gonna be here which ones are we gonna be defences morning boys going to be the pain Kroger complaint through there it's got a refund and then called the restaurant also complaining get a free meal
if it had a fucking you know nail in the past or something?
Yeah it needs to be pretty bad Can you find out from Kroger what it was Kroger, what was it that you're actually complaining about? Yeah.
How bad was it? I think I mean this the the toilet example where you are in the moment. It's hard to know what you do in these situations in the moment. Because I wouldn't say that you're the guys it's called exactly what I was. I wouldn't say. I wouldn't say that you'd be the person that would do that because you're quite Homeland Security. Like it's, you know.
I'm very good when it comes to locking the doors and all that sort of thing.
Yeah, you Keep it locked at remember that time that I was at the lights in my Honda Civic this desire and I pulled up at the lights on punt road the Richmond where the train bridge goes across pant road and I'm waiting the lights and I just looked at my door gets opened by this woman and she and all of a sudden she's sitting in my car and she said I can I I'm heading to secure Did you mind if I give you a Do you mind if I get a lift to St Kilda and I was weird thing was I went Yeah, I'm actually going to see cuz i was i was going on but uh yeah, it was like an instant thing I was actually I think connecting dots. It's pretty crazy just got in my car and I'm actually going to the place you want to go. My god she was in trouble as in just like mentally and I've seen seen or hang out with like a you know, people who seem like they're on heroin. And she hangs around up here. Haven't seen her recently. But what was the conversation? Why do you talk about Oh she was telling me about a friend that she couldn't get on to that she was worried that he killed himself and then she's doing that thing I can I borrow your phone and then she's on speaker but the thing is, I would never say to myself I would never do that
never. But I did it where you are you never
I would never do that before. I've said no way I'd let some someone in like the thing is you just get a better car like any kind of like she would have got done that whereas my Honda Civic just so the older the car, continue that she knew that by older car means that it would be maybe she maybe she just saw main thought. I don't know. I don't think she's thinking that straight. She just opened the car door. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like it's a weird thing. Don't let people in the house.
Yeah, I think that I felt good afterwards. It was like it because
it went well. But I think I don't know.
What would have you done if you found a security camera in the bathroom?
Ain't no first thought is lifetime over its
flip up the situation breeze home by yourself the guy yeah,
be super piece of me did that I'd be shy just like I even have a worry about her running through blinkers at night when it's dark
within the my door of my apartment doesn't have a eyepiece.
Yeah, in my front door.
And so the other other day in Uber each person got up without having to press the doorbell downstairs. Oh, wow. And so you will so I had to double think of my huh. I do want my food so I'm going to open it but I hope is that a bridge person?
Yeah, I mean, it's pretty safe building
your bill. Yeah, your buildings locked down pretty well.
Well, that's why I like living in apartment blocks. Yeah, it is nice. You don't have to worry about security.
But I didn't think that it's about where you live though if you lived around these neighbourhoods Abbotsford I think it'd be different case we where I live in Pauline. It's barely closer. Still. He calls it Paul lane said a blocker. So where I live in Paul lane. super safe. It's so it feels so nice. Like I haven't I was the guy that was always worried about security. Just make sure lock it all like a partment feel safe. haven't felt unsafe. Let's just lock a few doors.
I can do. You're on the couch. Yes. The tattoo. You are You are the guy who is getting the daily talk show tattoo.
That is true. Might. I informed you about the situation of how it's going to go down which I announced on yesterday Sean or your show behind me listening. You'll be away from the live event for the first hour. What does
it take to be sort of like can do That are deemed acceptable hygiene.
Yeah. Anyway, that's not like, because if you have you been into a tennis shoes,
smell the smells like a medical centre,
and like everything is like you're basically it's like, it's almost like a like a doctor's office. It's like everything is sterile. Like everything is clean has to be clean. It's like it'll be up to code. There's no Yeah,
sure. Yeah. It's like the equivalent of us trying to get you to have a feeling live. Exactly, yeah. long straight dental. Anyway,
and so they can't control the hygiene within a seven year having it
so even though I use 79, some of the best hygiene one of the cleanest cafes I've ever seen.
To be honest, it's just the environment. It's be a controlled environment.
So it's going to happen in a different location
yet we're sorting that out will be close by 20 minutes in a nova even PK reckon will be our now that 20 to 30 minutes in the But
here's what people are coming in. Yeah, they'll be. So let me get yo today.
Have you told your dad? Yeah,
no. I've actually said to someone today I was like, I'm telling you but like, don't tell my dad. Because, like, you know getting a tattoo is one thing he does he does like even know he's got tattoos. He doesn't like the idea of me having tattoo Why? I have no idea. I think it's just like the old school like Lego inside him. Even though he's got them. He's like, I don't want my kids to have tattoos but
like that man, Mr. ICL man. Yeah.
So I think at this point, it's like, he's fun with me getting tattoos. But like, if I'm getting novelty tattoos, yeah. Which already do
that you're not getting a novelty Trello you're getting a podcast it's doing quite well.
The thing is, is I've been contemplating whether I just get your names as well.
Now, do you boys want your names permanently? Yeah, definitely would
one now I'm here is it Where
are you calling this from?
Wow, I did I I've made mistakes. I just understand I think the daily talk show the logo and she's
worried that there's gonna be some sort of blow up. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, my mom's cool with it. Mama. Mama. Yeah, she's cool. It's cool. Okay, yeah, I'm at this point. So the stupidest everywhere.
Yeah, another appreciate that. Funny. Like, you should invite you dead.
Live Show. Yeah, maybe not
just having their back on the live. Who's that guy up on the screen with all my
that'd be good. That would be good.
Talking about moms. Mr. 97. Last night. I was just getting ready to leave is like oh, I just remembered something my mom was walking past Meanwhile, I was editing one of our videos. And she's like, ah, I hate that new hat that Josh is wearing. What's with the colour of the hat? The yellow one. Yeah, that you got me Hayden. And so you'll notice that today, I've gone back to my ass had
some Why would you let that on?
Which I did Denise Yale.
Why did Denise also my mom's name? Okay. Why didn't they start like that?
I don't know. She just said it didn't work with the skin time
also why is he taking work home with him boys?
Haydn's daddy imports these hats, is that right? Yeah, yeah.
So if you want to get them in Melbourne, how do you do
it? I've got a few distributors. So we've got straight live travel adventure store. We've got them in there. Yes. Probably the biggest selection we've got we've got a hot spot 100
what's hot spot 100
their store in Brisbane right and then we've got tonight do Brian has had his sorry, did I do bulk hats? They do bought them in bulk hats. What do
you have to buy them by the hundred by the hundred? Okay,
we've got city. We've got Colorado accessories, which is in I think Carlos, right? Yep, that's the one sounds like it catalogue catalogue with Stella clever. Yep, that's the one so they sell them as well. Just a few spots. You can get them. They're pretty popular.
I mean, they're everywhere.
Do you guys feel like on the hat thing? If someone was to say something? Do you think it actually to the impact? Like if someone said something about a top? Would you then suddenly start thinking about it and maybe I don't wear that up anymore.
And it depends who says it
If they said it, probably not. Because I mean,
look at si I feel like Denise likes me like Denise only wants the best for me.
She's fucking head
she thought the hair looked amazing.
I know. I don't know what's going on there. Yeah, she's trying to she's trying to tell you like
well maybe she was having a bad day. Yeah, maybe she was.
Well, I want to understand why she's in the circle of people that
Jim is mom kilowatts. Yeah, what did she said? She said, Josh looks my better without hats. What's with this fucking Mondo session with me and hat?
But she's so she's wanting your hats gone?
Yeah. Gemma's mom. Yeah, they also invested in my hats.
Well, no one's seen your head in about six months.
Fully kill is going on it.
No, it's actually
mattress on the ground.
Me boom back out. Just flat on the ground.
No Actually, part of the reason vegetarianism is going really well for me by the way. I was thinking maybe that inflammation of my scalp will be improved.
There are no infection I've been Where's difference between infection and inflammation? Yeah,
I'm talking about I'm not talking about vegetarianism.
Yeah. So you continue diet, Scotland with the hat even I'm saying
no, it's still worth it because you will have an improved immune system if you start eating more veggies,
but here's the study the more veggies eating burgers Yeah, there's a difference. It's like saying I ate veggie balls now. Like y'all, Mr. 97th diet have an instant shift by saying how much oil was in his food Have you been it's funny.
I couldn't actually end up eating it that they had so much oil too much. Yeah, yeah cuz I was I was cooking noodles this morning and boiling zucchini noodles you like spiral zucchini spiral lies yeah and
if it's not on a rotisserie
yeah and and I accidentally put too much oil when I was frying them in the fry pan and so so it was it wasn't just drizzled over it was like I Easter like cooked it with it so
low SRU, what's that called? shallow fried? But he was it was past that he doesn't want to shallow fry the pastor pastor. Oh like noodles, whatever.
Yeah, it's just done in like a minute.
Okay? Yeah, it's Kini.
No, I understand what it is. You can get it from McDonalds direct,
or you can get the machine that makes it and quick update before we went to the admin from Mr. 97. Water in my spa. Clear.
That's good. What did you do differently
as a few bits is some sanitizer, some clarify and some shock. What's shock shock is what you have to put in after every second use little teaspoon. And so is the core. It's non core. It's I've got a non chlorine spot. So a lot of them aren't chlorine anymore. They're just using a bunch of other stuff that reads with yuckiness.
Anyway, Gemma wanted to say, Joe what says you're so handsome Josh, and you shouldn't hide your face under brim.
Fair enough. Jim wants this rectified otherwise you will be upset.
Should we say what my hair looks like now?
Yeah. We've got a contract Josh.
All right. It's actually pretty dry.
It's not a bad it's not a good idea. No, it's not driving.
It doesn't look like it's oily if it was oily. It look.
I've been washing my hair like every day. One
you shouldn't be doing other. You don't mentor boys.
Gemma, can you let us know? Yeah Gemma Kim will be the expert on this
wedding lady make the mistake.
loves to noodle
noodle with Mr. 97 bringing down our server yesterday which I'm I'm happy to this that's what the storey I'm going with it that way. You did. It was I press the button now it's
I was like, ah,
how Yeah. How was literally and there's a software update button and it destroyed the whole server. Yeah. So back doesn't make sense.
When moving Josh janssen.com across to our company server. Yep. And Mr. 97 was saying, like, maybe you can just start from scratch and then he said, but make sure we save your noodles first. Back in Melbourne, where is he missing? He must be back in Melbourne now. After maybe I'll go for a walk or is in LA
He's on Qantas flying business and he fucking has in a Wi Fi.
Now I recognise our Can you see her? Can you see Melbourne chance? Anyway, we should. I wonder if Pete would do find friends
and he doesn't need to be a part of this fucking incestuous
Gemini pates back in Melbourne. Right thanks.
We have to find Gemma. Yeah to get paid any admin before we go
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accountability thing isn't a reliance the A that said like it's this is why when you like I've got this person in the exercise with or something it's like, it doesn't mean that they're the reason you don't do it. It's like they just keep you accountable. This is the problem with people who come up with like exercise routines or things where they then go, are I need this person so then there's a massive reliance on that person. No, I haven't bought Yeah,
anyway, I want to go for a walk tonight paid off texture after this right? Actually, I'll call him daily talk show. Hi, the daily talk. show.com is the email address. The Daily talk show.com is the website and it's currently up 97
I should probably check if there's any more tickets left to this is a live show of hands.
Yeah, it's still up. It's all good. Okay, good.
I have five or five left.
Five left, guys.
Okay, well, yeah, so that's happening on the 29th. And it is Halloween that week. So I'll say
says please don't call he'll get sweaty palms.
I'm going to face Tommy. Okay.
You got him on a technicality I did
today. Let's hope so I said Mr. I say guys