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It's a daily Talk Show Episode 392 it's weekend bands. What's happening guys? What's going on? We got Derek is in the building 30 days. 30 days, man. How are you man? Hey guys, I'm fantastic, right?

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You're tuning into a puppy dog. What does that mean? Like look at him. Just the hair and the beat. I don't know, a bit Shaggy. Neither a NASA shouts at NASA my mates Schnauzer had epilepsy. little fucker. This sounds like a kind of a gun that a Nazi would catch now. Do you notice that Schnauzer is is like a small it Oh,

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well, I don't know. I should have asked that. They just did. The thing is I've got like these little fear. Yeah.

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Yeah, I tell you. Is it the chum dog? It's my dog nuts.

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Yeah, we got another expert. Do you think he kind of

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A bit like Chanel said, yeah, it's getting their workout. Welcome to waiting weekend banter three.

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Welcome, Desmond. It's a pleasure to have you here tonight. Nice. Absolutely stoked to be here. Yeah, just to be here on your show. But especially weekend bed, one of the early, how many guests that we had on weekend but this is the you'll be our fifth a second.

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It's Gemma p Bry. Amy, you.

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And that's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's a good. I mean, you were listening early on to the daily talk show go through my Instagram and there is footage of you talking to the camera while on punt road. That's right. Yeah. And that was I reckon that was before I'd even actually met you. I've maybe make this that's not to say much because you haven't met a heap of people that we speak with? Yeah, through our podcast. Like, what's his name up in Sydney.

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Trip trip we've never met true yeah not in not an IRL never met in real life. We're thinking about sending up three day deal stages but

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we know what happens to wives that three day delay. Oh

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what Episode What was the first episode that you listened to of our show? Ah, it's a it's a really tricky one because I'm you know, I'm a little bit old and you guys any attach that I don't remember shit

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I think most but squeegee thing I don't remember that one. But I always said of course when it was referred to yeah and what he's referring to is Episode 14 should you wish to look into why I had a meeting with someone the other day who was keen to come on the show. And then I said oh, how did you sort of what episode did you start listening? I never asked that question.

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asked that question

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because I like

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You know, haven't had a chance yet to get into it. Which begs the question if you're going to ask to be on someone's podcast, is it etiquette that you can listen to? it? Really? If you if you ask the sorry, if you ask them to come on, I don't have any obligation to see, drivel, nothing you've done before. However, if they say can I come on then? Most absolutely, most definitely. If you don't do a little bit of homework and find out at least their format or their structure, then you retweet. Have you had anyone that Sam because you've got a few podcasts? Hang on to your hat? Yep. gangbusters. Yeah, it's, it is like, I mean, you're playing in a specific area, which is fatherhood and dads, but anyone can be interested in it. Have you had anyone being like, I'm a dad, can I be on your show?

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Where you told me

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we haven't. Asking for guest is a is a really big, a big step in and having a

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a podcast that has guests. Yeah. It's huge. It's hard to do the confidence kind of is exponential. What's stopping you though? Because you can go first you go, Oh, I don't wanna. I don't want to use them up too soon. Yeah. Because they're going to say no, because they're going to go how many episodes? I worry. And so as it goes on the confidence, is it. It's exponential. Yeah, it goes up and up our got a product. I would say my observation is, podcasting is easier to get guests on than most things. I think people still see this sort of glossy Nestor. podcasting. Like I've seen people on other people's podcasts, and I thought, the fine, but it's like, but then I'm like, ah, ok. It's about the format. Like I think we've had a bunch of people who have it was their first podcast. Yeah. And so it's not Yeah, not everyone has been on one. I think it's a it's a place where you get to sort of explore someone's life and thinking and people like that.

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And there's no that there's absence of that terror of what you say is done is is out there forever. Like, okay, that's not absent today. Live streaming, but, but people are a lot more likely to say yeah, we're gonna give it a go. Especially when you do the if you guys don't put I do the thing where go look, if you suddenly go on a rant about your ex wife and then realise it's going to lose you 100 grand Yeah, then it's fine. I'll whip it out. Too late. I've dropped an episode entire episode. Why?

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It was someone someone just went and checked the

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lawyer. Yeah, pretty much the

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employment contract there in public, the public sector. And it was you know, a bit a bit on the Israel fill out. It wasn't hype as it was. He was referencing as we always do, sooner or later. drug use. I mean, my so therefore, it was like

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I'm a bit uneasy about that. And I said I can chop it all out and in the end I went You know what? Don't worry about it come back in. What a great chat. Let's look it up. Let's go have another chat cover the topics we were covering anyway and don't sweat it that's it I just like having our own thing that we can do it we're not gonna get fired anyway. Now

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we also have Mr. 97 joining us at the table as well if you're listening to the audio Schnauzer expert in Mr. 97 hours we I walked in here today. So I walked from probably about five K's in what you didn't just I thought you meant you walked into the opposite direction.

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So I took body to the to the dirt jump Park and had him hitting some hills love that but then I was on chapel Street and I'm he was going to drop me in the studio but then she was like I just take him home because you closer to home and I'll just walk down chapel straight uniform. Couple of things.

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I was walking next to this woman with a dog. The dog was getting a lot of attention. It was a chat chat. What a dog chat, Blue Tongue. I think dog

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chat and podcast chat on a satellite.

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I reckon we just stay clear the podcast chat. We're pet food chat, Josh for chats probably more relevant for week. Tags

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disappointed

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No, no, we were in the suburbs 17 That's it. That's not which includes Theresa.

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razor good. Bluetooth. The dog had a Blue Tongue. Yeah, he has have blue tongues. They look like mini teddy bears. It walking. They're like a Japanese dog or some kind of some Asian breed. And they affected expensive thousands and thousands and thousands dollars. Really three grand for a good one. Yeah. 35 Yeah, blue tonnes with the Yeah, they've fucking weird looking things anyway. I was thinking every game bogged down on Nana. Everyone's got their price.

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Just thinking to myself.

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How much do you reckon this woman would have to be paid for her dog right this minute. What would you What do you want to say?

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Don't get rid of the dog I got I got a million dollar cash on me right now million bucks. We give me dog like DD yeah cuz now like you said become they become part of the family so like I wouldn't I wouldn't give my dog up for like a billion dollars

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so stupid

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dead serious once you have adult you realise I've had a dog Yeah, it died

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and you would have

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cashed in but missing it seven. Let's just flush this out, flush this out perfect flush, flush it out. flush it and then flush it upside down. Think about it. Yeah, you've got this a billion dollars. That was the number that you said you quit. I mean, these games are silly though. This is fat but it always goes into his brain. He asked me like about sacking someone else and how much

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Apparently if I say under half a mil,

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all of a sudden

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let's say you should as a, you know,

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some kind of casino tycoon has got a billion dollars because he loves he loves your puppy and he wants it. Yeah. But think about think about that, like the money think about what you could do with it thinking about how much you could help the world. Even if you said I'm going to donate 90% of this. You still got 100 million dollars. Good math. It's, I mean, we're working with a pretty random

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question for you Tom did this example is for the chairperson or anyone? Well, I just saw it. And I was like, I think imagine I think everyone's got their number. Yeah, but if someone how they gonna probably a million dollars does not mean

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As much as someone with a radio you know x whatever I mean jack Russell I mean the church has better looking than each other now finish now there's probably got problems here any problems now she's sweet any any kind of health issues nothing like any common the food naturally it's everything No wonder who doesn't want to get rid of this dream dog

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you thought that there would be a price Yeah, but you don't know because it seems so silly yeah but i mean i guess i guess it'd be comparable to giving away both nights that might not be

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human trafficking by cannot sell my son you're legally allowed a dog yeah that's it he's gonna have you gonna pit I've got Yeah, what do you got? I got to guppies

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just very small fish and it doesn't have any life worth our

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I don't have any connexion to it says

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thousand bucks

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cost me for those who don't know I like the idea of fish. The problem with fish is the changing of the water filters. I mean

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I thought of another fun game was it really? Is it similar to the dry ice? You need a licence? Could I get away with having a fish without a filter? He Okay, I'll tell you how do you do this? He gets CC snails that just get snails for the for the tank and they clean the tank. Is this true? Well, I had I had fish I didn't have fighting fish just say you know,

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the Japanese are tropical, which means you have to have the warmer stick and the filter and all the behaviour you definitely found on the side of the road. Now when the fish dance closes, I bought it all for my daughter's birthday. But it saved me she was at all what's your daughter's name clover. It is actually know that I didn't know that either. When you say Clovis first I think

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That's a bit like a clovers pitch up with legendary left wing mayor of Sydney. Hang on, you've got Thomas and clover. That's right.

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Everybody got one weird they've ever had you land on and you land on Thomas. And then clover. I like Clive I think Clive is more creative and beautiful than dominant studios. I could be a celebrity clovers gonna be at? What's that festival that everyone goes to?

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Know Coachella.

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Coachella. Every stiffly every second generation of my family in the males have been called Tom. Okay, but for longer than anyone knows. Thomas legal and every other generation is called William. And its flipped over like that. So my dad's called Tom, and his grandfather was called Tom and his grandfather was called Tom and the other ones I was met. My brother was made to be called William. But they just it was the 60s and they called him Russell.

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So that was always going to I just said, Look, that's that's how we gonna roll. Yeah, cool with that. And Fiona goes Yes. All right. But then now Tom has to take that down if he chooses to have children. He doesn't. He doesn't have to do it. actually tell us clever how'd you get to that night? If you only come up with it? And you think about names, girl names when she was praying with Tom because it was like that.

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Don't tell us the gender thing. I've told you that storey before

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when I they do the scan thing and you go Do you want to know the gender and you go? And you know, and I said, Well, I do. But you got no rights. Like Like I want to know. I mean, I want to know like surprises. I just want to know Yeah, I don't want to get bundles of girl is giving me start repairing the reveal have to get rid of a game? Yeah.

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Did you say the bird

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Did you say that and I

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pulled some

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bone out it was blue smoking.

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Everyone's

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got a race

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gender reveals for whatever reason to go horribly wrong something happens similarly in California where huge forest fire juice

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because they were doing Pyro to get into pyrotechnics and stuff anyway so you did you get to see find out well I What happened was this person did the scan and obviously saw the the Dick Well

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this is the Thomas they don't know they they what they say it's like art can be 70% sure anyway I so we went to leave that area and there's the locked door that you can't you can't get into without pressing a button sort of thing in the hospital scanning place and you just saw a silhouette

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was walking in. The other was walking in front and a push the door open and she walked through and then I pulled a close the locker out right and ran back in and call it

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With the, the, they probably thought I was a weirdo.

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And I ran back into the scanning person who was just going back to their tea room, you know, in between doing scans. Excuse me? what's the

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what's the agenda?

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And the person looked at me like behind you in a horror movie. When they go in

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and they go, they're looking at someone and then they look kind of open their gaze a bit more with fear. Yeah. Monster behind me.

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And I looked around Fiona standing right?

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She got

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me found ever found that so we were in the, that leads us back, closes that other loop. So I was sitting around in the bar that I just bought, and we're trying to decide that what to call the bar or you bought a bar

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It was called Willow. So that which is the punch line. So thanks. So we

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Excellent. So we didn't have to say the punch line.

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So is the punch line going to be? And we called it.

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What? What's the back? Oh, I've already forgotten the

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guy sitting there and I really love the name Willow for a baby girl. Yeah, it's beautiful. I love it. I love it known a couple of nice willows over the years. That's the name of the bar.

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That's the point. So I was sitting at the bar, and I'm My head's just weird supposed to be working at names of the bar. But my head's just trying to go over names for girls. I went. I really like Willow is a name. What do you think guys? Like, uh, yeah, that's perfect, baby. And that sounds like it ended up being the band name. ICE called the by. My partners went Yep. Done. I love it. Willow. Willow. Sounds like should have a sister named clover. They feel like they're in the sort of same botanical rose guy. But what you're saying is he called the bar without instead of your daughter, both of them. noxious weeds in Australia of noxious

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Willow, not just MYD spell it in. noxious yeah noxious radio Can you please look up the word noxious? Yeah. noxious with the opposite opposite

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What's that one that gets all over the hills and everything I can't remember

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bamboo yeah it's like that willow trees they planted them they grow along riverbank they beautiful and they sort of beautiful they fuck up the waterway do that yeah, they suck all the water out you can pull off the sort of long sort of they look like cold and you can just whip and just get out there.

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belong here and clovers similar to be find out what noxious was rated. Yeah, so noxious is an adjective meaning harmful, poisonous or very unpleasant. And thankfully due to that,

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on the willow trees, it is illegal to sell or plant willows in Australia with the exception of the Salix Babylonia weeping willow

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and subspecies.

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Posey Willa Yeah, yeah, we need it.

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There's a few trees I storey. Isn't it funny is these trees it used to be called black boys. Now I think it's pretty early I don't think people call them native grass tree. Okay, but they they get stolen so they're like a native to the coastline. They beautiful like right through the Grampians everywhere really yeah they kind of look like like a black stem like that and then just like a little bit expensive as fact I remember next door neighbours to weird thing when you like when we moved house when I was a kid and we went to a posh neighbourhood. It's funny what people obsess over, it's like expensive plants. Like they'll say we had a palm tree in our backyard. And that was sort of our flex.

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But for the next door neighbours they had we call them black boys. Still called Black right now known as native grass trees, native grass trees, and they had and that would be like three grand a pop. So three

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How many thousands of dollars worth of

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a palm tree? Yeah, this is this is a real thing as well. I actually do it inadvertently. So someone you hear a rumour of how much a new shopping centre spent to get a pantry from Queensland

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50 grand to get that the shopping centre what I love is hearing you're gonna have a measure you

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got one in their backyard is like that. That could be worth 10 grand into my straight was a old seafood restaurant that got done for salmonella or some kind of food you know they fucked up and they got closed down but then it was a vacant lot for years but those these pantries front and then these builders bought the site and developed it up and they had to leave and a lot of a lot of buildings that go up in this and trees they have to like make sure that they don't fucking kill the planet because it's a part of the development. These guys killed the front be

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palm trees like it's a $15,000 tree probably more and probably more than more than fines they had to they had to replace it. And so just one storey on the palm trees in Brighton there's this huge fuck off house and it's one of the things that I love bragging about my dad. Like I love you know, you know you dad's done something great and you just love him he was known as the master at the lights, the drag race. Richard Janssen the master at the lights he would always play that one VHS I think it was only once that it was

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a joy. So if you've ever gone in Melbourne to the Brighton Beach boxes, which is these little huts on the sand

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700 grand the the fracking ridiculous he said it almost like a donation to the city

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council the local council or the government owns them other council items that I thought their private privately I know I said that. But it was hallway so we started them right you would have started

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So it's not like someone just claimed it. Yeah, yeah. I would have dropped out long Lisa's should they allowed people to build because I saw you getting very bogged down in a conversation with your mom yesterday about what? I think it was your mom on the phone because you were flexing about winning too, I think Yeah, they own the building. And then maybe it was a nap. Well, maybe it was really specific and long way stuff. Got the interesting though, because then I got it was about a guy who owns a cafe that is huge within a big building where it's like a, it's almost like a little mole. As like, I'll say odd. Turns out they the guys own the cafe. And Mom said no, but blah, blah, blah owns the building, because I can't but they own the cafe and there's like, they own a building inside of another building that's owned by somebody, somebody else, which is a weird concept, right? Because it's not a free state. Really. You own the business, which then owns the lease. business. So Jay Jay's point was that he was told by the guy that they own that Yeah.

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The building they own the freehold or whatever it says not at least which is the difference, right? What's a freehold? freehold is when you you own the building comes from like I learned when I was working in pubs in England. So it was a freehold pub, it meant the guy, the guy who owned the pub business who read it. He owned the building. Right? And that's like 99 because I think in like the Philippines for instance, yeah, you only own something for 99 years like villas you can buy in Bali. Yeah, that you're basically buying a really long lace. Anyway. And we digress. The palm trees that are situated on

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the muscle called Brighton road, no. Road. Yeah, it's this big house that just sold for about 10 million bucks in huge arms. 10 metres back, the palm trees. That line this building. There's probably five or six of them. Huge now. They're like 10

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They made his massive, massive dead, put them in with a bunch of people. And he said that the way they got them was they they flew over a plantation and picked them out. And then they had them brought down from Queensland to Melbourne. Put them in directly. I mean, that shows an example of like sales tactics, because they really do need a fly. Oh

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yeah.

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I thought you're gonna say they flew them in, in and there was sort of like, I just imagined helicopters.

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Yeah, sort of you fly over plantation. I mean, you could do that with real estate, you could say to a helicopter ride with chatter inside will get to pick just the ones that are for sale. Yeah, Friday deal while Can you open your the live stream on your phone and just see what people are saying. And if there is anything, feel free to jump in with any thoughts and before that, how about we throw to your mom, Derek.

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Can you explain this guy? Okay, well, what happened was I was just the other day when I was editing. Hang on to your hat. My show that I do at Castaway Studios 70 strip club.

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I get ready for the big one later on. I love any business where you've got to sign the address. I've never had a business where you get the dressing in the dresses, even the seven easy street corner, right? It sounds like you know, what's the Hello? Hello, it's

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Chris Mary's plan for mainstream straight Emerald. Seven days and that will capture the to toe at the front.

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Because you just need to know the name and then you gotta look it up it Yeah, it's seven. Easy. Yeah. Seven AZ straight straight. It's good until you're writing your podcast. I mean,

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I wasn't.

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This morning. I had had to go

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That was a small

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small plug was a made up storey that we could

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just do that too. Can we

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just do a plug for the next 230 seconds so dad otherwise I don't want to hear any more made up storeys. Just do it. What do you what do you offer just quickly, we we are just launching.

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He's holding up flyers. So I studios is an accessible professional podcasting studio in the heart, the creative heart of Collingwood, where I teach help people beginners, right through the corporate podcast, and edit produce, and open my studio to all kinds of and it is amazing. I've had some most amazing shit I've learned recording people's shows. You've all you've recorded Michelle Lori's podcast you've. There's a lot that you do. Yep. And we had the loose units guy. I That's right. The guys in

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Yesterday doing that I don't record them, they record they just use the studio. But it's, and that's a great thing that they can discount me they can. They've got great class, which teaches you

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I do a class with the class, what's that? What's the cost of the class and I had to pay $120. And I'd run it on the third Saturday of every month. And it's no more than four people in the class. And that gets it gets people familiar with all the equipment and how to basically how to run the studio themselves. And it also runs down like, drop as many tips as possible into sort of planning your show and your workflow to make it possible. And that and that wasn't made up all of that.

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Live. Reminds me if I remember working on faith, angels and Jetstar were determined to have someone from Jetstar on your phone Really? That's kinda was always the worst banter because I like what's the deal too? Oh, hi, guys. We got great deals from Cambridge, Melbourne at the moment. It's all thanks, john. But my guys have done that. It's

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It's on succulents. We did it with a guy who had a jewellery shop, shepherd and showcase jewellers and he just love getting on there. He's still there. I drive through shepherd and heard them. We're still doing it. Still doing it anyway back to your mom. Yes. Or feel guilty now because you asked me about my mom and about myself. That's how life is because what I did I had to go my mom's in hospital right? So she's got some kind of problem with a circulation or legs. infection. So she's in hospital. She's okay. Right and the old man's at home and so I so I had to go and do a round trip out to Morrow back to visit the old band. Make sure he's all right. The

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coping, all right, you know, looking after the dog and all that and only

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think about

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it. I reckon he would stay he wouldn't take him back 10 years ago, he probably would have taken sales to

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find out as well.

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So anyway, visited the old man

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I thought I mean, I did feel guilty because I was like, Oh Dad, I'm just dropping in just for a few minutes because I'm gonna be on the radio. Okay, you said ready? Oh, fuck, podcasts are

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gonna be on the radio. And these guys have got a huge audience it's gonna be really good for my career

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at least all right as if you want to say to the young folk out there that got hundreds of thousands of listeners are all young. Yeah, why didn't miss a nice everyone laughing Yeah, yeah, they're not young. Yeah, I don't know. I'm guessing. Right. I saw your graph the other day. I decided what when you start at the bottom, it's quite easy.

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It was awesome. So so i i said say something and I took a video

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and he said something he's got a message for you a lot. Not yet. And downloading it will take five minutes.

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And then I go and see man in the hospital. Same thing, man, buddy. Got a couple of minutes.

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Gonna be on the radio and the same old pattern? Yes. If you got anything to say, and this is where you get you get an idea of where I'm coming from. Because he's going on No, no. So I couldn't work out the audio so just put the video on. Yeah, great. And she then she's

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gone. She's gone straight from Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to these today.

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So you just pulling out your iPhone now it's the iPhone red one.

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All right, you got a message for all the gronk out there

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that are just so lovely. And they make me so happy because I'm involved with them in theatre and local theatre. And they're all young, and they encouraged me. And I'm so glad of that and the stuff that I know that can help them with. But there's that huge enthusiasm and youth and vigour that they've got, which I don't have and so between his week

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They're, but they're really lovely. And I mean, I haven't forgotten that I used to be one.

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What What, what do you call them? gronk gronk

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I don't understand the word young person that I do remember being young. And it was good, really good. So what do you recommend you do to get the most out of existences.

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They should

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become involved in something attracts them and attracted to it and they've got something of themselves, that connect with something, an organisation or a club or something. Get connected with it, and and learn and go with it. Join get into the world. Just be

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Part of

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the only thing I know is to get involved people. People are lovely.

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I'm in the hospital and there's three other ladies in the ward. And I didn't know them when I came in, but we've been talking and it's, it's connecting. It's important.

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No

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thank you. That is so good. They got gronk This is the life lesson. It's the ultimate endorsement for joining the gronk Yeah, I didn't explain gronk very well to nothing she thought I meant all young now but that's a perfect thing because he just just replace Yeah, just young people. I gronk he did reply on the way all man's one

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quick ready. Yeah, I would put it here. Yeah. Keep your head. Don't get

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The difference between

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the cute dog there is a million dollar dog and

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as anyone we What's happening? Yeah, there's a few people. Okay.

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There's five. We didn't have to ask for the number. Yeah. He's fact that

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he never mentioned the number. Yeah.

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And you don't have to sound

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like we know if anyone sitting in the Yeah. Did anyone has anyone said anything? No one said anything that I can see. I can I gave a thumbs up. Guys if you're watching on the Instagram Live just switched. Did you switch the Wi Fi? Are you on my data? I'm on Wi Fi. Okay, that's good. That's good. I mean, you've gotten heaps of data anyway and I just didn't want to go over

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10 gigs we got a comment. The high g homeboy says hi guys. So good. IJ SAP subject. However,

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data that's a big issue that you have directly

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Don't stop me.

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Sorry. I said I think

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I'd like to more data. Thanks. I'm sick to death of

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data. Mr. 97. How's your week been mate? Yeah, busy really busy. It has been a busy week here. Big media company. We've all been putting in a good effort. What's been the highlight

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is pretty nerdy. But getting the storage server that we have upstairs. Are they talking Josh language? We can we can like sign in remotely. I did say that I set up deal as a user I got you got users go Yeah, but I did it. So because he was on he normally uses PC. And because he was using the iMac I set it up so that he could only read he can't ride to make sure he doesn't pick up any files after them like on PC. Yeah. On the on the map. Still doing what we're currently talking about is signing

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into a hard drive from a phone. Good way. for you guys. What I mean, this is a weird thing that you guys are doing. What's missing is him what something we don't know about you something that like you love is a guilty little pleasure. It might be just watching every one of Jason Statham movies like I do. I don't know if I've said that.

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Jason Statham. He's just done a fact load. nine, three. I can't. But I've watched about 40 Fast and Furious. He's a transformer transformer, the transformers, transformers. There's 312 or three. I've tried to get us on IMDB as well. I had that guy. It's a long, long process. It's so clunky. Yeah. But I wanted to fill out so in type in the daily talk show on Google. Yeah, it has like more data and Wikipedia. Certainly will have IMDb profile. Yeah. So I put you down as like a producer, executive producer. So up,

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video, anything missing I seven

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Probably a love writing subreddit, just going through a bunch of edits and just reading through all the stuff people are posting, do you think it's like as the generation excels in this

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media dense and technology, dense world, that I look at something like someone's guilty pleasure is doing something online? I kind of scoff at it. It's like I want because it's like, you can do it from anywhere in the world. And he's just like, plugged in, right? Which, in my mind, I don't know. You're, you're, you're a different generation. Do you see like, it could be. If you were to say I'd be impressed by if you were said, Yeah, look, you know what, I love going hiking. Like I love getting out sometimes by myself and just fucking walking through the bush. And just like, I know, I've read one page of an encyclopaedia or every night. It is something where I mean, that would be

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Derek No, I but, but that would, that would just smack of desperately trying to signalling and

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must do something against what's happening the ball that you can't stop rolling which is becoming you know everything being on the internet and private time in your phone like subreddit

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anyone you're seeing what they've done yet something old school a guilty pleasure if you're guilty pleasure was was maybe trolling people

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for you Derek it's a bit old school that you just you can't give up

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just a bit old schools probably not very thousand five starting from 2005 that you still

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a jack really I guess that I really missed the void we've we've covered the whole big voyeurism thing before, but I do like it. I mean I like the idea of

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the Big Brother thing the same way live in public No, sorry. This is a guy that used to fly up to the Gold Coast to watch the big brother eviction night. It's amazing. You ain't

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Big brother in Canada. Yeah, we do. It's crazy.

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I don't watch it but we have it. I mean that is 100% of guilty pleasure. And And what's even more unique is that you would fly up and have these weekends away with people you met online. No, no, no, they were my friend.

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You dealt with him on my Facebook experience was organic book wasn't PayPal, wasn't it? This was 2009 this is like good question. No, it would have been 2003 You're right. It's pretty fast but we do have a Facebook group now private you mentioned that though when we did the IDS but that was the whole thing was rolling.

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Which is good nicely. Gather and still still active like when the big brother house burned down? Few weeks. You're still in there. Then someone posted the we filmed a Telly smile the other day. She's gonna we're releasing a video

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flicks to win

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the tally storey Yeah, she hangs out. She managed by

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Yeah, Jennifer. Yeah. When you say follow that What do you mean? Like when you see them, you see them sort of like string and Mike pins. Where are they now? Can you give us some an update? Maybe basement room where?

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Yeah, well, yeah, I can't tell you right now. I know. Tell me can you tell us he's a news writer, can you tell us about your radio station? You tell us a few things about some big some of the big brother people that we that might be interesting. I wonder a few interesting facts. Well, I really liked the idea of

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following this storey and seeing what like someone becomes

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if someone becomes famous or well known or a bit of a thing, like a tally or or tied, I remember it was names but it became

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exactly

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in their own right. They weren't made famous by Big Brother. They were, though exposed to a lot of people by Big Brother when they met universal

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Certainly but physically you know maybe that put him in the he was always going to be a yuppie kind of I always thought he was always would always have been a success that's what people say about Tommy he's chatty and all that well Tommy is an example of I think people say like people think Tommy is going to be well known by people he just doesn't know how it's gonna happen yes a big brother was around i would i would have put Tommy in the big Didn't you apply?

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you applied for a bunch of others which one? I know what was it the house one what was it the apartment the block the block? Yeah but that's Wi Fi me or heard you? Yeah. I mean you purely you purely applying for big brother to be famous? Or to be were you saying you're doing the block because you wanted to build a house now I'm you wanted to do it? But it's I don't even think I don't even think I'm right for reality TV. I think I'm fucking it didn't work. Well. I think I'm too

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emotionally intelligent to the moment right like I can't be in a moment and be fucking forget that I'm in this room and I'm your filmmaker and this film the filming going on like I don't think I would buy into it I think they want people who are going to actually drop forget about that and just fucking are you're pitching me the fuck off, you know like they get right into what you want for real. I think I'm thinking too much about everything. How's it looking? How's everyone reacting? Was it like, I would probably prevent myself from going to a place where I'm abusing hot dogs fact and trying to sleep with crystal when I want a crystal

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crystal was the one that couldn't cry. Didn't have to

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Crystal this mom and her was anything like that what I'm thinking of braid, remember? Bry? Yep, she was the one that didn't have T ducks.

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Academy he's colorblind.

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I just thought I'd just bring it up. Like I try to get you to talk more To be honest, that's

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a little bit of prompting.

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What do you get? let's just let's just dissect the colour blind thing. Okay? What colour is this photo? I mean that's a thing that has people always said that as soon as you say I'm colour blind, they say what's that colour? Yeah, yeah, pretty much and so how did you work at how did one work out that they colour blind? Also, at the start, it was literally through those tests where you've got the numbers in the circles with all the different dots. And so if you go through it, where are these how

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much we've done with trust? No, no, no, you can do them on Google. Typing colour blind should pray this go before you even step into doing this test. Why? What do you what do you think? Are you looking online ago? How can I check if I'm colour blind? Now you just like people would just suggest at all Have you seen this? Can you do this? And it's literally

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Who came up not know how how would I know? Yeah, this is what someone says.

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Oh that colours different to this one you like No it's not. No. No. So when you go into the army and she like that you can't be colorblind. Yeah. And so fighter jets, some people.

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Some people might work at the point of trying to apply. What is that number say?

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Oh my god. Yeah, I can't say anything. That's not that's that is the number that Bodie thinks that's my age 45 please come to say that Derek 4545 now I can't see anything. Perfect. What colour is orange? You cannot see anything in that. Can we put this up on screen? Yeah, if you're watching, we'll put will put that up. But you

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can see anything in there. So this is this is how it came up and they will do all like it. reps and storey on this young fella. High school would have been in high school like, oh, maybe maybe final final year of 69

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Looks like seven. Oh, I got it. He got it shot like that's pacing it together. But yeah, it's it was the final final year of I think primary school we were on a trip to New Caledonia because it was like a New Caledonia for primary school camp. What you said I said yeah so it was known as the French It was a French that's what people got like Bray went there for a holiday. It's like going to Fiji yummy. Yeah, we went there in primary school. Yeah. Okay Go on. I went I think I went to the fucking Danny nice yeah, I went to Yeah, karma Creek Philip

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New Caledonia.

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No Fly box I go on. Now so we next doors paint brackeen Yeah, sorry going on. You might not hear it. Yeah, probably. It's gone.

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Nice. It was it was a French trip because we were to learn French in primary school and so they took like 20 kids away to New Caledonia parents after college.

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Yeah, my older my older brother did it and then

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I wanted to do it as well. And then my younger brother did it. But yeah, it was it was in New Caledonia, like, people were just like showing me and I couldn't see anything. So it just went around like, all these different people just like can you see this? Can you see this? And I just couldn't see anything. And you get to be embarrassed. I mean, kids. Yeah, it's not to be embarrassed about but when you're Yeah, you could imagine. Yeah, now you're just like, Oh, that's so annoying that you can't say it like it. No, you do you feel you feel bad that you can say, yeah, we you identify yourself as different to the kid. Yeah. So how has it what's changed since you've got older, like when did that feeling?

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Or you just can't do anything about it. So you just learn to deal with it. Like I mean, it's it's it doesn't it doesn't faze me. It doesn't faze me since probably primary school. But yeah, I don't know. It's like I can change it. So do you know what was actually happening life?

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So when I went to the optometrist, I said I've got to read and

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orange

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light colour blindness but it certainly I see like a few hundred thousand different shades of red and orange versus millions now he's bragging

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now well you guys see millions and I see hundreds and thousands so you're like I bet we're

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gonna Derek the genius.

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What do you find like what is Tom coming home and caring about as a kid? How old's Tom now? 1111 What is an 11 year old care about in 2019?

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For me I was caring about pubes I was fucking traumatise. I didn't have pubes. It's not worth 911 or when did you know why didn't have them? No, it was when I was in when I was g7 when when I was 12 Yeah. 12 I was playing. I was playing golf and people would like, show their pubes. Uh, yeah. And I was just like, that's what you were traumatised by? Yeah.

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It's always the develop kids back in may feel shit. Yeah, it's gonna it comes along like the storey is coming home with all sorts of misinformation now and that's

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what do you mean really fake news about what human bodies are really? You know what I mean? Seriously? Who Who told you that made? A I've got examples. But you know, he's forgot coming over time. Yeah forgotten. But But he'll come over you know something like ridiculous concept of what's going to happen in puberty or whatever and you go, are you Who told you and you gotta you can't just go. Listen. Don't listen to your mates there backwards.

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But it's true.

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So, listen, buddy,

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all these members, the kid who's more kids or families

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the kid who's who's told you this for a fact he's heard it from his big brother. You remember that game that you can't call Chinese whispers

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anymore I said it's a bit like that ending giving

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discuss that yeah but Chinese whispers 3d do look up Chinese was this place baby boy that is with it's one of those ones where you don't know the background you do now with the Indian giving world I'm looking at it yeah Yeah, yeah it wasn't that Louie ck has morals

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I know who that is but Louis CK is the dude who was ranked in front of people allegedly without he would get permission but it was still a bit sad Yeah, but

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it is the most is the worst is the most racist thing you can say. most culturally inappropriate thing you can say that's what he said the joke is well

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yeah, so what I'm curious I want to deep dive into what Thomas is coming back with from inflammation could have anything because I don't I don't have a memory for that kind of thing. Okay, but it's definitely it's definitely completely outrageous and wrong, but he's he like he obviously needs a fine

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My kids are saying I needed I want to find I was obsessed. Yes. I want to give my daughter a phone

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because she doesn't have that same

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obsession with 10.

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Nine. But I do want to give it I wanted to give it I wanted to give her an iPod. Right side I have a talk with the boy said, Look, we got a problem here. Because we got that this kind of hierarchy of tech of all tech, this hand me down sort of vibe. And I said I've given you the iPod Nano, right? year or two ago. I got a problem. I want to give clover.

48:35
That iPod Nano, but there's no way I'm gonna go buy an iPod Nano. That's out right? Yeah, I'm still I don't know. I imagine on the second hand. If anyone's got them. It's Mr. 97. And he's been lent it from he's made.

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Like if I didn't have kids or fling one at a kid at about draw. Yeah.

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Anyway, so I've taken I've had

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Big talk to him I said Look, I can't I can't give

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I know I can't give her the old the old iPhone four five or whatever it is and set up as an iPod because I know your crack it goes rightly so I will go bananas way to what was he concerned about before have said that again, he couldn't bear it. He couldn't emotionally cope if I gave clover a fire and even been reborn as and he's got the Nana. But he's got the nano. He said that. Why don't you give her the nano for your birthday and then we'll see what happens in the future. It's the only way to open up the proper hierarchy of there's gonna be a time where he has no iPod. But in so he's got nothing. He said I don't know where it is have lost. He lost the Nana. So he gave her for a birthday. The rights to own. His last is

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so expensive, dude. I found an iPod in the iPhone in the in the in the playground. Actually, I didn't find it. God came up to us. It is yours. And I was like, Yes. Give it to me. I'm like

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Cold home, and then it just rang home. I gave it back to him. And he's like Hello. I found your phone and it was turns out this little monkey kid who just didn't always jumping around hang on the bars. Long hair. He is so interesting. He was spying on me once. Anyway, it was this guy this storey so it's just this kid

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always hangs at the park. He's a young young dude along here probably like 11 probably semi a similar age your son and he's always scooting around but anyway, turns out he's going to go find that he just dropped his guy there it is. But these kids are fucking they don't connected. It costs a shitload of money even the old ones. Yeah, this is fucking Well, you're not gonna get an old an old new one. That's done. Chinese whispers three to do. Yeah, Chinese whispers is an accurate inaccurately transmitted gossip game, which refers to a sequence of repetitions of a storey, each one different slightly from the original so that the final telling bears only a scant resemblance of the original

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Like, I would call it broken telephone. Okay, you got a Canadian name for it, I guess. Yeah, you get a bunch of people in a circle one of them has a message you pass it around and each person passes it and then it's like what? What gets distorted and you allowed to say it nowadays. Oh, this is I just taught me to type that in. See inappropriate. Chinese whispers see what happens. There'll be some left leaning certainly rightly says it's an ongoing struggle.

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Give me two seconds I'm going to read into this I'm it's fun.

51:32
It sounds like it's I mean, it's probably just with Chinese whispers I think you even did in school cries improv guy you want to see how all she gets it was just I just got Tommy it's just whispers in China.

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Yeah, but when from the black Indian giving it it could well have a background in in something. It's probably it's rude. Like, like impressive.

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Time of like, you know whispers going around the back and you know the first few years this is good first is a beer blue shipping fees here but you know what else is out of shepherded? What SPC fees, which are cast iron water tanks

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on carts like like you can see him on farms like my brother in law's got a couple of offer fees. Yeah. And they were made in shepherded yet by the Fairview family hence the first EB now, right but a Furby means a storey that might not be quite true, like the back end of a Chinese whisper. But it's not a game that kids play in Cub Scouts. It's so a first he's a bit of a storey that you've heard of someone that he's heard. Yeah, yeah, known as a Furby. And you know why? Why, because of the water lines are so they, the cat would bring this water tank, maybe in a war or something and the soldiers would queue up with their caps for a drink of water, get some water and also on the

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Workers the shearers and the farmers. So there was a huge line of all the blokes waiting for water. And the storeys would work their way back the lock in the line. And that's where all the people would be together or sharing storeys that kind of get all mixed up from back home or from back in Melbourne. And so the first line was where all these old storeys would

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with a accurate or not accurate Oh, that's the point. mixed up by the time they Chinese whispers what you've described, it's like the real version of the Chinese.

53:33
Chinese whispers is real or not. That's I guess what we're trying to work out to that. What do you mean?

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Well, it's real. That's it. That's what they call it you

53:43
Danny promise gonna say let's play Chinese. Playing. Yes. But what you're saying is the difference between Fergie fees and Chinese whispers is for fees actually happened? It's the real world.

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Yeah, yeah. The notion of Chinese whispers happened to create for fees

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Hola now it wasn't deliberate fact I'm glad Oh wasn't alive all those years ago. I wish I was I wish in the 1800s Oh, dude.

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The destroyed no because it

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always your currency back then it was all study Jessica what the Joker joker? Yeah.

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Off the whole snippet seriously, I think that it would be in a more of a business for theatre. Well, don't you think?

54:28
Definitely I think like Derek Scott a lot of suffering he'll via Eric can fucking build the house may have taken our part and put it back together

54:40
bro no cats he's gonna deal with horses and cats he could build the cat. Yeah, he would interview do

54:48
sorry but then you'd also be helping the economy with the red drops you buy a lot of raspberry drop, I reckon you could be you know nice way for me

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to drop now you did

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Definitely would have been all I mean, I could see you inventing something Josh you know like you're you're not smart enough you know you don't think you just take what would I I don't know some process some weird thing. I've worked out how to trap the water running down this like I feel like you've just you'd stumble upon it. I'd be maybe I'd be media

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doing a new stuff I'd be typing I'll be a journalist usually behind it like the big fight like photography. Yeah. Yeah. What's the word? gunpowder and shoot better? Big cloak thing over their heads. Pretty sure Derek still uses one of those cameras that he's studio. Have you taken seven megapixels? Have you taken the kids to sovereign hill? Not yet, but I love sovereign Hill. I'm triggered by sovereign elite. Why? Why? I love it. What's like a gold favourite when I was a kid, flat out I couldn't get me away from the creek. You know you used to can still you can they get you pay the money and you go down by the creek.

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bucket gold

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that's got gold flakes in it already worthless little bits of gold in it but they worth us they give us why fucking bought the container the whole life but but but but they once you do that you panic and then they give you a little container and he put the golf flex that you found in there was like no I'm not finished yet and I was digging more dirt yeah not realising that the gold is already in the dirt. They've put it in there for Kevin creaks been mined by kids

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know it's gold. It is actual gold has to be gold because the panning gold is heavier like Lynn right so the way parenting works is you shuffle it around in the water and the gold works itself to the semi the facts about gold. Ah,

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I don't know it is it what's the

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ag this endeavour that old? What is the old symbol

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Ready, do you

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go great. But isn't, isn't it the highest conduct? I don't know how to say the two but it it runs the best conductor along with copper. Isn't it like them up being the most conductive? well tuned active meditation but it's so expensive and weaker in its purest form, but it is a Yeah.

57:25
It's electric lighting. You don't need that much like these. The tips on this connexion here will have gold in it. Here we go. Yeah, yeah.

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Because you

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Derek, you've listened to the show for a while. We used to do something called close the loop. Where we would, there was a time we would say something and then would actually add another date. Pick it up and close that loop. Yeah. Out of the 392 episodes that we've done. Is there any loot closing that you could think you could do today? If I

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could record I often when I've got your show on, grab for my phone, and I go, and I just want another new tech. I want there to be a next level of podcast where you just press the button like the guys out there on the Instagram or whatever. But you can somehow just quickly get an argument back you know people say I was

58:24
wrong about your podcast.

58:27
You guys are struggling pronouncing a word or something.

58:33
You can we can have an app when you listen to the daily talk show and you got the thing in the press button. You can literally Yeah, and robot and it time codes it Yeah. And so it literally will push the pause on that time. I want that so bad. Build it. Do you know last night walking home from work, pouring rain? It's not too bad. I had my North Face jacket on yet. But I was using Spotify.

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No more

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Free Spotify, Spotify, using free spot. We've got one account so if you're using free Spotify I used to and they broke me

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see my face broke me within five songs.

59:16
Josh, you went from having fucking Platinum Spotify. I didn't, whatever I didn't know, but I didn't understand I thought I can deal with a few ads and so that's fine. So I listened to a lot of random playlists. I was listening to Disney soundtrack playlist, just random Disney songs and some pressing play. And the thing is Disney has a diverse range of music. We've got everything from Lion King to frozen toys to all that.

59:45
And so there's certain ones that I connect with them. There's certain ones that I don't. And so I'm trying to click Next. And it's not letting me it's not letting me click Next. And so and then it says, Not only that, it's then giving me an hour

1:00:00
To say come back not not only try premium but it's come back to Spotify Premium they knew I lay Of course I did and so they can harder on fact you know what's amazing the storeys we tell ourselves yesterday in the office I heard Josh say something around the lines of I'm actually I actually love hearing ads being racist to understand

1:00:25
like ads but all they're doing is saying Come come back actually you fucked up

1:00:32
effect that come back to premium beyond the other end that I'm hearing at the moment they're doing a big pushes, I reckon on the reason why they've done it 2131 triple 4131 triple four is Derek Gowdy. Can we just call it now if I just call it on? Definitely not a three day deal. Can you actually type in 131 triple four yes and the police assistant line

1:00:58
and so this is it.

1:01:00
Their whole tagline is when sirens are needed. And I said to rock that and so Pete I was walking with Pete Shepard the other day or gronk to gronk and I said oh 131 triple four of you saying that you guys are know it just says like when no sirens are needed and he's first thought was it if you need them to sneak up? Yeah that's what

1:01:23
my first thought is when it's not an emergency reporting your car going missing doesn't require sirens fucking here. It's congested the lines the fucking there's a massive problem with if someone breaks into this massive problem with gronk like Josh and get on triple zero at the fucking drop of a call four times this year. Of course. Exactly. So the whole band important thing Okay, white guy got stabbed another person got their head beat in. There was a ram raid. Ram right you could probably call call. Not No kidding me. Yeah, that run off.

1:02:00
What's happened anyone Hey, Jesus this is the problem right there. Hey, the whole thing is man you fucking kidding me out of those four things that happened the one that you think doesn't sirens duty gets punched you call the cops? The person who got stabbed called the cops sirens the metre away right where there's a cat stuck to the shop yeah i mean this is evaluating the situation in the moment so I didn't get a hot fuckin ambulance three day deal finger it's just thinking of the know it's thinking about is he is he dies or a lot of but it feels like Blotto to coordinate. If I say an artery then absolutely coolest but yet Oh, bad injury. Just to finish off. Have you done a bad injury before? screwed is not really

1:02:51
very similar to deal one. Because you

1:02:55
can in the knife with side Oh, the whole top of my thumb came on but it wasn't

1:03:00
Hair is him because it wasn't kind of down attacking the bone. It was like right off the end. It was like a little egg you know when you have kidney top, the top of the egg off and open it. So you do that. So I have been having issues with that lightly at home because the fucking egg shell goes into the egg yolk. You just have to tough it out. Do you do and how do you use a spoon? Or do you use a knife a knife the spoon people fuck with.

1:03:28
I've seen it when I was a kid you go to someone else's house and they'd hit the boiled egg and everything. Yeah, and they'd get a spoon and go. Let me tell you a million times to shatter it. Now just get a knife and just go for a coddled eggs. They're pretty cool. It's basically doing exactly what you're doing to the boiled egg, the soft boiled egg, but you crack the eggs into this little like site site that has a little screw top lead on with a little hook and you pop it into hot water is beautiful. You'd love it and then you just go good but then the untwist the top

1:04:00
Then you got like a you know you can deep breathing or you can just use a spoon so it's basically what the inside cheese and yeah, you shouldn't do that because he Yeah, it would smell yeah true actually

1:04:13
we've had enough issue with a cauliflower she did you hear that we found out from three day deal what was causing the issues I fixed it. What was it the when we had the really bad rain the other night power went out and when the power went out, the freezer obviously stops working right. So the cauliflower thawed, liquid had leaked out and was pulling up in a little cavity at the back of the fridge. I mean for one no one told me about the fucking power I didn't know

1:04:43
I didn't know the power went out until I thought about it number two had the power go out and come back on. It just does.

1:04:50
It was not so the power just didn't get it didn't flick it. You didn't trip us.

1:04:55
It's on it's a sir and says you had do we know this for a fact that there was not 100%

1:05:02
I'm saying you know if there was a power outage would be if there was a fucking

1:05:09
12 yeah this has

1:05:12
to switch off it we still don't know i can't i don't know i don't know if it was 100 days off

1:05:20
this is a guy knows more about power than all of us right here. What do you know about power? Not a great deal

1:05:27
My point is I don't know if that is 100% true. How do we know it goes off at the if it just goes off like it's an exterior power cup or your power goes off then comes back on again if your

1:05:38
minds it would have been have to it would have to be enough for quite some time. That's what I would think yet to do.

1:05:45
So that's like a 12 hour power cut to my cauliflower melt. Yeah. So was it call me fire in the freezer anyway, just a whole snacks whole phrase here the office. It's a bath retraces I'm on what what the true storey is someone's accidentally

1:06:00
Plug the fridge. This is what always to

1:06:03
plug the back end. There must have been a power each.

1:06:11
Derek sorry. Thank you for coming on weekend banter. First off, you haven't been kicked off don't come in on Sunday as well. I'd love to but I got to take a night live in your older 40 okay

1:06:25
I don't want to be more fun

1:06:28
I'll go to 40 few you want to take not definitely not is burning up by 40 yeah definitely um first things jujitsu Table Table Joe Rogan. Now I just want him to grapple be able to match lot something can do a lot does.

1:06:45
Definitely not table Matt. I don't want any coming out anything like you. It's like

1:06:50
you have a stick was at kids that are afraid of the ball. He know it's just what you start off with. Okay.

1:06:57
Anyway, so daily talk show hi at the daily talk show.com

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If you want to send us an email, also the daily talk show.com site is back in shooting. Yeah. All the people are on there. There's so many people that are visiting and also you can sign up to gronk squad yet. We're going to start sending out emails very soon. It's a nicer home to watch it than YouTube, I think, because it's just pulling from YouTube, but I saw a few screenshots that people would put up. And it was nice because then you can see other content like, click around Yeah, so it's a daily talk show. We'll see you tomorrow for another episode of weekend banter. Take out