#301 – The Banana Effect/
- March 12, 2019
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
Bodhi’s bad habits
Chinese cyber attacks
Skin checks and cancer
How Josh orders food
Going to medical appointments
Josh’s coffee predicament
Another sticker run
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Show Episode 301. What's going on guys? Tuesday. Do you say 2019? Or 2019? 2019?
20 Why did you ask that?
I was just trying. I just panicked about the 301 versus 301. Yeah,
I mean, I know. I can't even remember. I'm bad with dates because I forgotten what you my son was born
Yes, because I said it was 2016. I'm talking to the doctor on the weekend. And I said, they said, Oh, what? What's his birth? 14th of February, which is Valentine's out. Forget that. But then I said our 2016 she said,
2017 she knew the answer. Yeah,
because she's probably just wanting to confirm that all the details are correct.
And she said Wrong.
Wrong. Now, it's funny, because I, and then I justified it by saying all Will you know, like my wife get got pregnant in 2016, and then has the baby in 20 17. So because there is it's a long period of time,
it's the equivalent of the whole the way the car industry works. When it comes into the country. It's a different data sort of fun. Yeah,
what your car is because you can have like a Yeah, I've had that recently re re getting insurance on my car, like what model is it? And not mine's just on the tip over to the new model. So I have a newer car than I thought, which was great. was an older one. It was like a, an
it can be like 2016 or early, you know, 2017 Anyway, my car's new with and I thought, which was, which was great. But another thing about Bodie, I've kids, I mean, yeah, we actually were similar. We are be babies, and I have a young, small, younger baby. And we're very similar in terms of habitual behavior. You and Bodie, I know, I just think you may are using 97, just in terms of how we kind of Bunker into we find something that makes us feel good, or it's like a little thing that we just like to do. Even the shower. Like,
I asked you the other day, what makes you happy? You said, getting up in the morning and having a smoothie
with my son. Yeah, exactly.
What about the shark?
smoothie with my son, don't fucking make a smoothie with your son.
And that's one of the habits he's got into. So as soon as he wakes up, she movie smoothie, you want to go make some Yeah. And so he's got into that habit. And there's a bunch of others like milk. So I mean, kids are very reliant on these things. So it helps him go.
Just like a little bottle to help him get to sleep. There is one and as I've gone as he's getting older, I'm having to break his heart because I can't let it become a habit. So there's some things that we do. Like, for instance, he's been a bit sucky when he goes to bed. But he's, he caught me because of how nice and how much I enjoyed it to start with, but now I'm like, not no more, so he'd be soaking would put into sleep.
Mommy, Daddy reading my book before we go. Yeah,
there was a lot of book writing. Sometimes seven books. He knows it. seven books, or they're small. They're small books, Miffy. He, it's amazing. Like he knows if I say the first three, three words before the last word. He knows the last word so he's like, almost memorize these fucking books do
you think you'd be into if you want to actually take a book that you would enjoy?
Now? This is the thing The only thing he does like which is another fucking it's a bad habit. I me is money chewing. Yeah,
that's a fucking bad habit. Turn a bad habit. putting it on another gronk booth putting it on the table.
We're having a lot of nice income. Get it? Now we can put a cap
on the fucking table.
So me TV, mommy TV. He likes to watch.
Call the Midwife.
Hold the midwife Call the Midwife. It's like a period drama, about you know, a time where midwives were, you know, very, very important is still very important. But it was one of the main wise if you know you get a midwife at your house to help you birth the child that didn't happen at hospitals as much and fit into this specific show.
that fucking show. He won't watch my shows. doesn't know what I showing YouTubers. And he's
like, No, we goes, but he will watch Call the Midwife, picky little mother
anyway. Why saying mommy TV mommy TV, is it Mommy loves that shot. Okay, mommy TV, he wants mommy TV. Anyway, the habit that I've had to shatter his little heart is I get into bed with him. He's got a small cot, which would be like half the size of this table. And I get into it with him because he's daddy. And I get in and I go to sleep with him. Or he thinks I'm going to sleep. But then he goes to sleep. And then I get at sneak off. But he does every night. He wants it. And I've had to like I got in last night. I'm just like, I can't I just had to break his little heart and she's screaming and could you say hi?
I can actually I can do it. However, I can only do it at four o'clock.
What do you mean for 4pm? 4pm
getting him early? Like so if you will in the evening? Yeah,
could say look, I can do it. I can I do a four and five really talk that much he but he does not negotiate with him. But I'm saying it just say look, Daddy, you've left it too late. Daddy can't do it anymore. But if you go to bed earlier, yeah.
No, he isn't. He's not that reasonable.
It's more if you bribe him with I'll give you a sticker. And you go to sleep. Yes. Or I'll give you this. I'll give you a bottle or a food like you can bribe him. I'm see we bribe him now. It's unbelievable. What's her stickers are he's got this like little trucks, ambulances, cars, different colors. blue one. But he's he's becoming a real troll. Like he will pick one. And then you'll say, Oh, this one? No, no, no. And then pick another one and just go through that pattern. So yeah,
I'm but he pointed the other one.
He pointed at the first one that I was trying to get off.
And so it's what do you think would happen if you double down on like, No, you pointed at that one? Because you're like feeding into the game? Yeah, we're allowing him to but you're like, Oh, no. Next time, you've got to be very careful of where you point because I'm taking it off
it. It's so easy. The way that you say it. But then like when he's heartbreaking. That's why I find it so hard, because I want to get into bed with him and snuggle with him. Because then he says cuddle,
and you just want to cuddle it. It's so cute. It's it's hard. And it's fucking frustrating. You can
still have all of that right. What time does he go to bed? Seven.
Same time as Mr. 97. Yeah,
the the alone sorry, not home alone. What was the what was the Tim Allen show? Oh, Home Improvement Home Improvement wouldn't have seen that Mr. 97. Home Improvement. I feel like Was it 7pm or whatever time that was was very close. To the time there was a final thing that I'd watch before I go to bed.
It's phenomenal bed, Tony kids like he wakes up he goes to he goes back to sleep four hours after he's woken up for a nap. And then another four hours on he goes to sleep for another 12 or 10 hours.
So the risk of going getting him to go to bed earlier. You're not gonna really help though, because he will just wake up. He wake up early. But if you get him if you get him at 4pm could he wake up at nine just before you go to bed?
Now you want them to have a full night's sleep? it's in your best interest you don't have to
be so why not get him to go to bed at 11 because then you just have no personal time. Yeah, yeah.
For the kids like his routine is so important getting into bed routine
could be 11 pan
he could be
he would probably get up at night.
we would think but he'd probably troll Yeah. And say Saturday and I'm up at six.
And that's probably because of the light maybe
Yeah, many things. I don't know they've just got a little body cocky or we don't set an alarm really. He just gets up at 615 like every morning mommy mommy
just hang out also yells out find me
well yells at for both he varies at mommy daddy mommy like it's Yeah. And then I usually get him up because we've got the smoothie routine happening or smoothie. Yeah, it's my it's busy day. Sorry, but I mean, this is good. But having a smoothie with your son is even better. I started we got so many pieces of fruit. Yeah,
from the fruit box that we took all the banana or the bananas have ripened very quickly. Yeah, that's what happens. We've also had an issue of my main works and miles Wrigley. And so we've got heaps of chewing gum. Oh, yeah. The problem is we've got so much chewing and so many myths. That the whole cupboard in a thing that's in this smells like like now
other day Oh, I just tasted like my
and it was it. I mean, it's a min slice. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And so I had to we've had to move all of the chewing gum
on it. Mr. 97 serious thing I need you to research. Amy told me this. That bananas if you leave them next to other fruit ripens the fruit quicker. Yeah,
what do you know about it doesn't even have to Google it. What's the deal? Now they give us some some sort of chemical when they ripen in it ripens all the fruit around them.
about you and your own dates.
putting off some just completely looked at.
Look at that, because that's always like no no chance. So if you just leave it banana That's why you've got all your ripe bananas Do you live near your other fruit? I leave them next all that means apparently Okay, so that's so but they're all the ground very cool like no Browns the wrong word. Yeah ripened very quickly. And so we have so many bags full of fruit Yeah, that like bananas that we've put into the freezer Yeah, yeah,
then that's fine. They do freeze for long time the thing with I don't know how we've got here like how precious we are like you've ever seen the on a problem where there's like they actually won't put the deformed and fine bananas into the ones that they sell at the supermarkets and they're throwing out tons and tons of bananas based on people not actually wanting to buy them be babies
to brown two lads are big
baby and Sydney rally one of our listeners Oh yeah. Remember he's issues with the first
Well, I think that was damaged fruits and it was being covered up by the farmers. That's what he was. But the key like Bodie, I give him the bad bit. Yeah, it isn't like there's nothing wrong with it rotten it's just like a blessed nutrients he didn't give a shit. So it's only as we get older that we give a shit about these things. And I mean some kid like I have always guys like I grew up with a father was saying, Oh, it's fine. You know, my dad was a prisoner of war he used to eat outs with with my dad's that my grandfather was captured by the Japanese and captured while he's in the war and he deployed Lloyd. I can't remember where it was somewhere over in Asia in and then he didn't even start firing. It was like they got captured straightaway. And he got taken to this prisoner of war camp. It's amazing. I've got photos I'll bring them in and like him and his mates all just like so skinny. Just there. And my my auntie knows a lot of the history.
What was he doing in the military? Oh, he's a machine gun Sergeant or something like that. That's cool. So yeah,
it's pretty full on but he Yeah, he got captured and then was having to eat waiver so he would eat them because of the project like he would had no option but to eat oats with weevils crawling through them, which are like maggot weevils. Yeah,
weevils isn't interesting. There's all these rules around war. Like there's actually like, there's certain things that you've got to treat people certain ways. Like there was a
plane that was from India that went into like Pakistani in
a space or whatever. Yeah, shot it down. And the so the fuckin army the military, like the what was the cold air? The pilot? Yeah, like landed in Pakistan. And they went and apparently I saw video on Twitter. I'm going to preface this with I don't know anything so but they were all like in they were all beating him and shit like all these village people, I think a village
But no, all these people from India, from Pakistan. So I keep seeing this Indian do terrible. And they ended up taking him in. But they were like, the Prime Minister of Pakistan said we are treating him under military law like this. Yeah.
I mean, ceasefire is like you're fighting some, you know, opposition, and then they just break no one shoots each other, like incapacitate. It's
very confusing, though, isn't it? Yeah. Because it's like, because you can even shoot, like if you've got a boat, like a ship with a white flag with the Red Cross through it, which is like a hospital. You can't shoot out of that. I think that's good.
I mean, it's so weird,
isn't it? Sorry? Yeah, sorry, fucking Wait, you can do all this stuff. But it's got to be based on Yeah.
If we go over this line, you know, ladder. Yeah, coming at us. I mean, what would be different these days? That's why I don't see war happening these days, like it did. We would sort of, I mean, it's happening, I guess it is happening. But like, on a world scale, like if Australia as if like, people are going to land and come on our shores there at Bondi Beach just fucking Well,
they don't need, they could just like, put bad code into things. I just have this vision that, like the you think about all of the security cameras that we have
saying this a lot. Yeah.
And so what I'm just imagining is, there's a specific brand of security cameras I'm seeing everywhere. Yeah. I was just thinking about, like, you know, there was the revelation that there was a very, very, very small chip that was planted into all of the servers in Amazon deny this thing. Midnight seven in Amazon and apple. Yeah, it turns out that, like, China had put into a bunch of the servers, these very, very, very small things that basically allowed them to do a bunch of stuff like so basically, they could maybe still access the servers while they turned off or doing all Yeah, shit.
Imagine if every security camera had a chip in it, that China had put in or something like that, right? And so that if there was a war, or something was happening, or they could be happening right now, yeah, they could have control rooms with everyone like so imagine you've got we've got all these security cameras here. They're just logging in and watching all of it. Yeah, Yeah,
that'd be crazy. I mean, lyst would be trying to entertain them with their
shows. Weird units. Like I wonder if
no quite sure about these boys.
All way time doing this podcast thing.
We do have some listeners in China. I wonder
who they are? What do you think they are? Actually, I mean, because this is the thing you It's weird. We used to have. I mean, you you're across technology more and its capabilities than I am. So it's not something I'm that scared of. I'm probably the punter that says, Yeah, but the CT, CCTV, and I'm not doing anything. Yeah. Which like keeping us safer. I mean, the thing is, like, some of the shit I did as a kid, definitely couldn't have done now based on how many
Yeah, they were everywhere train stations, like there was there was CCTV but like even building sites now you see, we used to wonder on drug building sites and like look around shit. It's like, you know, trip not trip wise, but like senses that activate and why
is it that like all these cameras, like just
Whoa, whenever a wire enough
cameras, that it's really it's not that hot.
We have the fucking here.
Know that there's not like a piece of string, I just watch the string. As much as that let's do a trade will be at a building. So there's no reason for a trip. Why? The Yeah.
But yeah, so you're across it more. So? I mean, what are they going to do? Then? That's what you saying like more would not be what we once knew it as it would be some other type where they're putting some bug into the payment system or? Fuck it is? It is scary. I mean, this is where you investing your time actually getting not worried about it.
You know, that's why I was signed to the other day, you were like getting really into something in the news. That's what can we do? Yeah.
But that is one approach to for anything. If anything ever happens. It's like, well, don't invest your energy that but some people have to invest their energy somewhere for change to happen. Yeah. And whether you're saying it's not.
I wonder how much like I was thinking about like North Koreans. Yeah. Like I was getting right into North Korea for a bit. And I was just like, watching CNN and going down rabbit holes. It's like, what am I actually, what am I getting out of all of this? I would, literally anywhere else go and be like, a chain. I know. What's like this was like, peak time when we thought Kim Jong on was going to do something crazy. And then just sort of nothing happens. You know, they're all friend. He's a part of the big baby club.
He looks like
he looks like a real we told Trump and Kim Jong moon. Yeah,
two big babies. Did you see Donald Trump? It was just it was on Twitter. It came out a photo of human millennia Trump, his wife, and it was like, totally not her. And so they're saying, Look it up Mr. 97. Twitter millennia Trump steps out fake fake millennia Trump they've always been saying that there's a fake millennia Trump that is like steps in when millennia can't be fact. Really? Yeah. I mean, you have a block with the missus. Any other president. She I don't want to come with you. So you gotta get the fake one. And so there is all have a fake millennia Trump, it totally doesn't look like whether it's adopted image issues. I was signing he's on. Yes. And he's on. I mean, that is her. It could be. This is it is a conspiracy. Yeah. It's, it's sort of looks like that's the one that looks. Is there a fake millennia Trump who travels with the president?
mention if that is actually what's going on? I
mean, that's the thing I thought was interesting is the remember when there was the inauguration, and then yes, shot of the guy walking down. And he's got a fake hand. No, that one. So there's a if you type in fake hand inauguration, there's basically a
guy who's in the Secret Service, who basically has a fake hand. So going to immediately be hand realistic going to Google Images. And so basically, he's got this fake hand so he can be behind. He's he can be basically I'll be holding an ak 37 or whatever it's called
a 37. What is 47? Okay,
40 or 37 is a sort of a lot of way. Maybe, anyway, yet people can just Google it. Yeah. So so it's like that.
So he's actually got his hand on tonight. Yeah, let's see. I mean, it makes sense. If he's the if he's protecting the president. The main the prosthetic, the prosthetic stuff on these thumbs kind of. Remember this? Yeah, it looks super simple. Yeah, there is some gag that we could do around a fake hand, or some fake fake.
Well, even like magicians and stuff very much get into fake. Really things. Yeah.
You've got a mate who's a magician, Dan,
Simon Taylor. We actually need to get him on the show. We need him to do some magic. Yeah, because the like that. You can go to shops like I've spoken about. Magic penguin magic. Magic Trick.
a shop in the city. I used to go there. And it was a magic shop. I bought a magic set when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah. Not really good for minimalists. Like that, because they've got like a very one. One sort of purpose that you buy a deck of cards. Yeah. are all factors. They've you know, their trick.
Doing snap or whatever. You can use him for specifically a one trick the only game you know, snap. Yeah, I couldn't figure 31 or 2121.
I think it's 2131. Okay, okay. 37. Yeah.
We actually we had a lot of banter online about the Souza paper rock. Yeah.
And the general consensus was that it was the one I said
Rock paper scissors. Yeah, yeah. Which I think is the American thing. But Sean from London, he listens to us on the on the tube
yet that got me.
Very excited. Got
me through the London she playing rock paper scissors. Yeah. Listen, the boys. Yeah, get around the boys.
don't really have much else today.
say one thing. When I do go to the doctor with Bodie missing? 97 Yeah, I booked in for a skin check. Yeah, and I have like the last time I had a skin check. This is the look for cancer on your body. So it's fucking confront booking for these things. But I just did. I was like, you get a booking months in advance because it's a bulk billing place. And so every every man they don't go there. The reason I did do it because I saw a girl that I follow on Facebook. She had this thing on the side of her head. And she went to the doctor, the doctor was like, not so good. Just a little thing. And then she went to get a second opinion and it was cancer. She had to get it cut straight out. She has these epic gnarly fucking like 30 stitch.
What's the conversation I have with the doctor? Oh, she wrote you fact,
she was so emotional saying she was just like, fuck doctors. I mean, this is the thing you go to a skin specialist you
want about the doctor shouldn't dismiss it. Right? You should be like, Yeah, get it checked out.
But you said your reaction was I'm so fucking scared. Yeah. Is that what you said? Pretty much. Yeah. What is it? Like?
You have someone not? Just I get so easily. I'm just so so worried about getting in? Yeah,
I mean, it's worth going to get checked. Yeah. And this is it's like I think it is something men. I mean, we'll have to get a finger in our ass one day, looking at our process prostate shooting into a bag and sending it after shit in the bag as well. Yeah, so yeah,
bout cancer prostate. Yeah. And so one of my old PT clients. There was actually a great initiative in Victoria. I don't know if it happened elsewhere. But you got like you go out and check your mailbox. And there's a kit Yeah, that was sent out to everyone where you'd put some poo into it and send it off and use it in a lot of bags.
Haven't been specifically for that.
There is something about like I listened to you Sam so scared. Have you ever got a skin check? Because that you're scared right
now. Stop being a baby and get the check. Yeah,
but I think I'm I'm there it's like you're thinking about the sheet is terrifying. I think
it's I think people probably think it's pretty redundant for me because I'm so young liking that saw it's a bit of a waste of time early like non tank.
Have you got any moles?
I got freckles, and I'm worried that one's gonna get like mixed up mixed up they want like, you can't tell which ones like a mall and which ones are freckle.
I don't have any moles. Yeah, but the thing is that I do have like my nose of burden up What are you looking at? You know?
You're you're picking your nose. When I always thought was Pat not pit it's like a petting zoo.
A petting zoo. I thought was pitching I think you're right but getting your dog
dog I feel like that's an American thing that I keep typing
like to be
common areas are the base of the tail under the chin Yeah, so it's painting Yeah, no but I also think pat your pet your dog yes I can pet
pet what's the difference between pet and Pat? Not sure when we touch an animal you said pedal Pat? Yeah, which one is the top end someone answer this is from Stack Exchange calm
May I pick your dog or may I hit him? This is gone down a rabbit hole as the pit or Pat both are correct.
you or your pet your nose might cut can
conduct what's that word? Can I cut
connotes I think see are in Oakland. It is. Pat connotes a light, quick stroke with the hand. Yeah,
that's what he's always he knows bro. You're pacing it? No,
no, that was Pat. Although you're petting it. Yeah, I think.
I the concern. Mr. 97 and I were talking about it is he was saying I need some sort of zinc. Yeah, cuz I'm concerned the concern that I have is that i i don't get acne anymore. I went on Accutane. I don't get acne anymore. I get a few on my fucking head. My head's a bit of a nightmare. But the nose. I feel like when I get really hot, I get these things that almost look, I reckon I feel like what people would get when they start to get a cold sore or whatever, you know, you get a little pimply like a real specific pimple. Yeah, so I'll get that on the top of my nose. And there's just this it just ends up it's like a blocked pause or whatever and it just like ends up guy what real good point. My I don't know actually.
My heart he can't find a zinc.
Zinc, the zinc I'm worried that it's just going to add extra oil and clog up the pores more. Yeah.
I mean, we never had to I didn't think as much red sun. Safety when I was a kid. like growing up in Australia. It's fucking loose. It was Lucy rooms is running around. Sure you slip slap slap. But nowadays, the fear in young Mr. 97 are going to UV app on my phone. Yeah. When we want UV updates. We asked me
today what I'm going to guess it's very low. It's probably a
Ricky is quite highly for I think it's a five.
Sorry, it's very well, like epic. It's a three at the moment. So I'm gonna go up to a max of five. Okay, yeah. So lighter, moderate.
But we should you should get your skin checked. Like that's the thing if it's free, and you can go and do it.
I don't do what I hate. Any form of appointment.
Well, hang on, is it because you anxious about what
it is actually going to? It's not anxious about that. So it's the it's the Whiting into the because I would love to go to a psychologist.
Now. This story you've spun around that I've said we can go to couples counseling,
but it feels like I need like I need to go properly into all that something. But I just annoys me. Just everything it's going to happen. It's going to be annoying. Yeah. I think it'd be like, dude, private health. Like I know the questions that you've heard me have like, before we start going to society's downstairs. When I would go What are you laughing at
the story because it's funny.
Know before, before that, I would go up and say, Hi, could I play? If I wasn't the place that I know. I'd say Hi, can I please have a large arm and flat wide? And I'm plant paying with papers. Thank you. And my name is Josh Yeah.
And so I decided on that whole thing. And something that you doing is preempt in any Christian, they might ask how you're paying and using cash. They might ask you name because they gotta write it somewhere. I don't want it. And so some people, it throws them completely. Yeah.
Fucking idiots. And they say, sorry. Yeah.
What was that? What's the paper? Yeah,
the whole thing I have to do again. You know why, though?
Because they have a way of doing Yeah. So when you put it in and out, like I find that so frustrating when I go to ordering something. And I say it the way I've wanted it to be like, I think it's like, how do you want the chicken? Do you want fries? Like I just say it all like you? Because you know what they're going to say? You have to go back to their process. fonder
is the worst. You know why?
For whatever reason, I don't make Mexican joint in Melbourne. They can't take the table number first. So I'm over like 12 1212 1212.
Hi, how are you? I am table 12. Like, okay,
what would you like I say kind of the case today. And they said, what was the table number at the end? If I said,
I don't know, what was it? I told you? I've told you already. Yeah.
So I mean, this is where robots will replace these people if you're not engaging in it. But
then again, you're being a robot asking
why the thing that I think about what the psychology thing, all this sort of stuff. It's like, um, Bry is apparently she got a bunch of blood tests done. And she got a voicemail from the doctor saying, Hey, we just need to see you. It's not urgent, but we need to see you to go over your result. Yeah, bro, you forgot to get back to them. They called the next week. Hey, just wondering. And they said you are low and be 12.
The question is, what what else is going on? What else is happening in that chat? What I would like if she's low and beta 12. Let's just find some be 12 stuff.
I mean, there is a good system in Australia of both buildings that's free to go to the doctor, which also they get paid for that consultation. So if you go to the doctor, and it's 150 bucks, it's subsidized. They get paid. And so maybe it is a part of there is a bit of that.
Well, I just wonder about like the psychology thing. Like I do like the idea of like if I doubled down if I did three days, imagine if I did Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and
I think it's too much I think you'd only need once a week. Honestly, dude, what you're talking about is being vulnerable. having to go through a process you don't want to which it's a
different version of vulnerability, I have actually no issue of like, telling them absolute everything. Yeah, the issue I have is I just don't want to have to deal with it if I can.
Not even that but just pretty easy though.
Like it is you go to the another good system in Australia. You go to the doctor and say, I think I have mental health problems issues. You know, she going on, and they say we'll give you
sessions and so you get subsidized so then you just broke it in and you literally rock up I've done it rock up sit there. Hey, Tommy, come in. Sure. Hey, and then he cry together.
You did it. I wonder if the psychologist cries much
it's a tough job man. It's if you're being a psychologist tough hearing a lot of shit.
I mean, I think I'd like it. I think
you should go I seem to be a psychologist is which is I mean it's always what size
gorgeous Yeah, I can imagine
Yeah, but no i think i think i think we should do the thing of going together yeah for working out because we do this thing so fucking match. We're 301 episodes in going for 10 years. We're talking today about 1000 episode and we're all be
Episode 900 might be on Mr. 97th 21st birthday now that's
that's gonna be that's gonna be we got big plans for a little sip of red wine.
We're gonna get to 1000 episodes we know my needs can be Can I Can they seem good strategies of how how to deal with each other how to have
marriage. These things are fucking married.
And the thing is, maybe yet maybe fan 97 turns 21 and then mom and dad realize that we're fucking we're done.
We're I consciously uncoupling. Yeah, it's hot. It's cold. Well, that's what some celebrities have called with. I got kids and it's very complicated. Was it Chris? Chris? Chris Martin from Coldplay. And Gwyneth I think they consciously uncoupled
which is how she's got goop. Yeah,
I'm a bit of a
freak show. We go up the website that like you put stickers on your wrist and or help you be Zen or something. Yeah, it's about his fucking scientific, his body. I want that like that one. But I think the thing is, with the psychology thing is that just like, if we could take the admin out of it,
but maybe that's what's required. There is a bit that's required. So we get all anything we do. We could find something that's like, in the way for psychologists would be good though, or something along those lines. You want to you want the fast I mean, psychologists to you with something where you're getting someone out. I mean, I went to where we were our offices as a kid. I went maybe 200 meters away from here like an
no, it was actually Johnson straight in Collingwood, then it was like a shitty ratty area back then. This is when I was 1413. And mom would take me on every Thursday, and I'd cry I didn't want to go. But I remember it being beneficial for me. Like it's a you know, a time where I wasn't going through. I wasn't having a great time with school and just the system and everything just I can bowls dropping pimples on the face, just needing to sell my shit. And as much as I reluctantly wind. I remember it as a time of you know,
it was beneficial. So I think pushing through all the bullshit, you're telling yourself, I got a dresser and
he got a hairdresser first. Geez, the hairdresser. There's also issues now that over the weekend, I bought a McMaster coffee machine. Yes. The thing I didn't think about is what is the way that I sold it to Bry was I'm going to save a huge amount of money. You're not getting coffee. Yeah. So the problem is that I've built built quite the bond with the cafe downstairs. And I like them a lot. Yeah. And so I can't work out because it's not like so if they're a hairdresser. It's not like I'm going to another hairdresser. Yeah, I'm cutting my own hair. Yeah.
Which is something you face. Personal Trainer, I'm going to start you've helped me
So like one of the things was I was like, I literally thought about what because the reason I feel not guilty about but just feel uncomfortable. Awkward. Well, not awkward, uncomfortable. Maybe what was because the last conversation I had was at my
guys on a week and a half to set up a tab for me.
So I've gone from setting up a tab to starting making my own coffee. And yeah, so there's a big sort of in between there's a big conversation and so I was thinking I was like and because I've like yesterday was an abomination food what as we spoke about a bit on the show. Yeah. And so I'm like maybe I get salads from there. Maybe they can be my local salad then it fades the the money purple knows I need to eat anyway.
You make food at home, bro. Yeah, have a house near
prep your food bring in as Mr. So what do I buy from them?
You need to buy anything. I mean, bedroom, all the people that are in the same boat because I feel you. It's like it's not like you're switching coffee shops, you actually just stop stopping going. And you have to walk past the door to get up to where we are. But the problem was that I've
gotten so much I made so much this morning. It's easier making a big batch than
a small batch. We can make it for me to know I'm happy to but I think business meetings and shit. We can still do it. But
yeah. And so the thing is that I got the big What does that call again?
What do you mean the famous
buzz factor hipster these days compared to the same as my old man? building site? thermal thermal thermos service service
Because I filled the thermos that was completely full. I was like, I've still got a cup in my jog. Yeah.
So I ended up having to
fill up my mug, like a mug and I was I was walking to work yeah, with a mug. It's good, which seems environmentally friendly. But you mix the mug with the fact that I had my walkie talkie strapped to my bag and people are this guy is a fucking we
are a dude yesterday it was cloudy. And he was wearing like movie and sunglasses or direct and even hat.
He had gloves on.
Like it looked like he was something out of the military and he was holding an umbrella was a ligament Greg was not like Greg but you can find him and ran Collingwood with an umbrella. Yeah, but that's being set unconscious. I think these guys inside
I think it was actually fully well
maybe but maybe he does have a skin condition.
Um, I think what
was the Where did the insanity come from?
Just that he's standing looking at the road for like just it looked like a statue?
Was he just waiting to cross the road?
All the time. I seen there all the time. It's quick them there's quirky people that just stepped over
the line. Yo yo notifications I just thank you don't talk to everyone. Anyway,
these are the challenges we're facing here at Capital How to Win past the front door of the coffee shop and get through two hours. No I did well
though. I said hi to Nikki this morning. Yeah,
it was and Mason classic laughs Josh because he knew the awkwardness or the the insecurity and I laughed because I knew exactly what you were laughing. You laughed it like when you don't want to fucking be outed. And then you over commit and the
cookies, but I never do that. Hey, hey, the button when you went 120% Yeah,
I feel like that was probably the best option. Potentially. She's still going. We had a we had a question as well. We had a question on a question. Hi, guys. p o box is still a thing. It's still a thing guys. I think I've got to pay renewals up in April and I'm keeping it going. How
much is it?
I think the whole year maybe 200. And some
million businesses Yes.
p o box for hundred Abbotsford Victoria 3067. Yeah, I've been checking the P o box. We haven't received anything since Santiago's little tchotchke he picked or that was that.
They were like a chocolate biscuit. Oh, yeah.
You know, delicious. But yes, you can send us male. Chocolate. What just very quickly people have if they've stuck around this long, because I said at the 20 minute mark that I've got nothing else and wasted.
stickers. We haven't done a sticker run for a while. Yeah.
Should we open it up? Yeah, I mean, this month, we're
halfway through the month. Yeah, we'll have them delivered by the end of this month. So April. So we open it up. If you want to stick around, send us an email. Yeah. Hi at the daily talk show.com subject line
stickers. And then just shoot us your address. Yeah,
and we will. We'll get them delivered especially if you're if you're like Chelsea from Tennessee who is part of the squeegee club, I would suggest sending an email about the stickers because the stickers are going to arrive before the squeegee Yeah, damn reality.
That is a process that so
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