- February 16, 2018
The Daily Talk Show — Friday Feb 16 (Ep 24) – Josh Janssen & Tommy Jackett.
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The Daily Talk Show Episode 24 and it's Friday. It's a fun one I drink. I'm drinking a soda. I could be a bit tweaked because you would tweet the other day on coffee. Yeah, I've had how many bees? 123 is signed to be. I know. But I've had a few bees way
early today. Why? Like, I
guess that's fine. He was catching up with a moment we went. I took him to a pub. And it was a great establishment and they'll call beer on tap. It's it. It's 8:45pm on a Friday night. This is the lightest we've ever done it I think it's nice that we're sitting in my lounge room and we just put little Bodie boy my one year old to bed and he went straight to sleep. What a little weapon Yeah,
I didn't even think about that. That was pretty impressive.
I was talking to you about a new segment that was our first very first segment that we're ever going to do. I think it's a result of us being sheet can
basically it is cold
we can sign in unison but I'll say hashtag close the loop
say we stepped out
closing the lunar close the loop close the loop hashtag close the loop and you guys can use the Twitter hashtag or on anything
because I would never use it if I
lose close the loop on social media if there is something that we've talked about that we've started and you really want to know the end result so Tommy is like the worst thing happened to me the other day and then I'll probably interject yeah and then you can write the say hey guys can you please get Tommy to tell that story from episode six so this one
is this one is I I had no idea so I could I was assisting in opening the loop so we opened the loop last episode around the Olympics
yeah and I asked a question about whether the Summer Games the Summer Olympics or the ease the main Olympics
so you fact that up we were talking about Winter Olympics and then you said hang on Winter Olympics they sold as the Winter Olympics but is the other games sold as the Summer Games like he's it isn't the Summer Games yeah
so I googled it and it is yes but then I went down a huge other rabbit hole trying to understand it and trying to understand because I always knew about the Olympics because of leap years right that's how I probably learned about late piece but I'm fun the whole thing very 2020 where is it I know you told me I can't remember yeah
I what I liked was 20 2028
is a lie that fucking city you will be mad matching the traffic in Li or there'll be crazy traffic and analyze factors it is
should we do should we commit right now we will do the daily talk show from Los Angeles during the
it's in like August I think it's usually around August that's the best time a year and a lie off the back of summer it's like back end of summer
be really hot then it's really too hot
I yeah I was there August and I it was epic the
talking about planning ahead and things like that are you much of a planet in regards to long term like I'll speak to someone I'm like have you got any travel plan you talked about
this on previous book I really yeah this is the first yeah and let me guess you might say that they had a trip coming up in like 2020 yeah and you like war heart well this is rocking the noise oh I can I don't even plan three weeks ahead let alone plan the white man
this is annoying well what the fact that we talk about it
I do want to talk to you about something okay and
I have I told you the story about dude with the cigarette button on excellence or cigarette but what happened no okay haven't so I'm walking down excellence right and secure the thing about security if you've never been there or if even if you from Melbourne you aren't you privately that the the height this part of it we'd love this part of the grunge the dirtiness in terms of like it's one of the red light districts in Melbourne in one of the parts it's a lot more time now it's almost like the Kings Cross of Melbourne even though Kings Cross is now pretty time but these colorful characters lots of heroin addicts but then there's also this affluent side best restaurants lots of money around you know you buy a license and killed or a house the house across the road from my apartment tiny and it's worth fucking 2 million bucks tiny so a lot of money and so it's this summer that attracts like gypsies you know, traveling Irishman. And there's the big English Irish bar saying here right yeah and so anyway it's it's it's not dirty. They spend a lot of money on keeping this place pretty clean now one thing that fucking sheets me
is people who later yeah
me loses a sec second Newsies.
She's house is 200 meters from me. I can see from a window sorry. Anyway,
little creep up.
I I hate fucking Lydia. And look, at least in my life as a kid. But I've got to a point my life where I'm like,
if you're you're a grab a few later. Just don't leave it like it's the fucking fish can help us to help themselves. Sorry, they're not cleaning up someone. What would I always think is someone else has to clean up if you're gonna fucking clean up your mess. Someone else's. Right. And so there was this dude who worked in a shop on Acklin straight and I'm walking along and he's at the front and I didn't know he worked with the shop smoking a diary and he just took the cigarette everyone
and then just throws on the ground and walked in the shop and what do you do I kicked the cigarette into a shop as it might you drop something and so I am boom What did he say? He looks so confused
I think he got to be the awkward about it I just pointed down it said yeah you drop your cigarette and I walked off
it's a yeah it the the idea of
having a go at someone in public for something like that. It's cool. Why?
Well because I could stab me
yeah they could stab you or like I nearly had a road rage incident today where a person to should me for like you know like you have a car and you're in the right hand line there was a car that is turning right and there's the left hand light so you do a quick quick sort of sneaky indicate today go around them this fuck head in the left line can sit like it is common practice this shit happens. Yeah, I indicate and I turn and he sort of speeds up and holds down on what a fact stick Yeah. And in that moment I was like, you know what I'm like, What do I do? I did nothing in the words of just chance and he was projecting it was projecting hard
and I guess we were you kind of took that was you're not knowing who's in the car to another thing happened today with a rubbish fracking. What do you call it? littering. Bug this dude I was getting into a car and he's sitting in a truck like a big removal track and he just dumped something out the window as he's parked and I looked him in the eye and I my hand I see if you can pick up on the words I'm saying
one more time
I thought I was cool
rival rabid duty
thought there's so much harder than this I'm mind the words grab
real cut through but obviously didn't know
what I said. Rob?
Why is he saying that me
but then I did think fuck veggie of that dude was a crazy bastard yeah do you think should be calling at little bugs to the to the face
the problem is that guy it's a bit passive yeah that's all I just did that drop out of your pocket and it's like
a bag of fucking Mac is clearly didn't drop out of the pocket. I actually
you know, my home office you can see out into the street I tried.
We showed those people together. Yeah,
well, so we for whatever reason it's the is it's an area where people will dump shift
well it's a dead end and then the data and has like some posts stuffing cars from going off this like to the river a cliff into the river and so it's it seems like a good space to down if you were to be a fucking dumpy kind of person well I saw a delivery like a Korea I don't know if you remember this there in like a silver car and I
I saw the guy or your pin he's fucking door near like we're on the first floor so one story I'm I'm looking at I say this guide throw something on the ground right I know I saw this story Yes. And then after that I took was taking photos of it right like I took a I wanted a photo of the rubbish on the ground he met as I took the photo he threw out a bunch of other shit like almost like a garbage bag Oh shit. And what happened was I got a live photo of it was a video So I turned it into it like I used the software this was actually though I told you told me that the software
if you like it live gifting you can change a lot so then I like contacted the company you know that sort of thing but it was like am I remember it was a franchise so they weren't too sure who the franchisee was
just fucking grubby. This something about it is it and you later? Not? Never. So you pretty conscious? I mean, I was the kid who was always on Dr. Judy with the teachers. I got to control the walkie talkie which was cool. Yeah. They had Motorola's
yeah this is slightly off topic but I loved as a kid a fucking loved my walkie talkies and I love police scanners. I was obsessed yeah I want to get a police scanner my brother got one Fuck off. It wasn't like a top in police scanner. Yeah,
but we could seriously pick up sheet going on. I had a mate whose dad was a bit techie. He worked at Telstra or something he he had a wireless system that could feed into the McDonald's drive thru nah yeah that was sick we can pick up trucks so there's a lot of frequencies that are really open so we are gone by one Why did I had like the uni den ones like I had I've had some a walkie talkies in my life but what would you do with that so do you think you'd go on Channel three okay where the Trekkies where you go radio check plays ready are check and they jump on the guy you're working might
see Miss lady I back on radio check plays ready I check then there'll be like might if the year just gonna keep doing this Can you find another channel
bit and it sounded more like this maybe check please right here
I'm actually this is just mind
this is sounds more like Friday I take place now it's just been triggered by all of this stuff. I'm remembering all of these stories now as a kid I wanted to be a spy and I would do i'm sure I've told the story of
me getting my microphone I like a check with stories years my preferred sing
i i wasn't a kid who played with toys so for
you square well done Episode 14 or whatever the fact that was
the a bit worked from all that. Peter tweaked worked tweaked
anyway he went into toys Oh yeah.
So I got microphones and amplifiers and things like that and I had my amplifier you've told me Yes. And I got the long cable and I put the microphone underneath the couch
so mom and dad so I could hear mom and dad I would like turn up the volume and so I would be in my room listening to their conversations and mom found the microphone
he said us sick us sick
so that was
so that was the one that was one well I just enjoyed what did he didn't I can't remember but I just there was so many guys on the cash I play not the but there were there were other things I'll do like would you ever listen would you pick up the phone and try and listen to you bros combos?
I remember doing it with mates listening in on the conversations with their girlfriends so it wasn't even me but I did there was always like Get the fuck off the portable
mom get off the fucking other end Do you
know what how about this I remember if you had colder I day you have the fact in sickness unit yay for a while and we I had someone call me right
rabbit rabbit current. Karen is his name Robert Karen calls me yeah it's interesting cuz it he's just calling to say hello but he's calling from Laughlin Clyde styles phone number and the CO go something like this. Hey man. Hey go yeah good yeah what do you think that Laughlin that was sitting you know fucking studies yeah
sorry mom. So I hung up I said tomorrow or they just did this and she's like okay well if they call again I'll answer and picks up the phone
if you want to be his friend
that wouldn't have helped night
we friends with them off today on not really
you know I have good ideas but there's so many examples of that of the we would get the walkie talkie and put it I we had a security camera at the front of our house. Yeah. Which was also just like the sickest thing and walk into security camera like it was we had like one of the exact dome security like old school dome security cameras light one that would plug into the AV section on the TV boy. And you could go on a v1. And you could see what was your Did you have it
was it because he dad's Hot Rod didn't want I just think I was such Did you
set it up now. But I was a scaredy cat kid. Any sort of. I remember we were the first house in an entire state. And the thing with the states is like his hips, it's shifty. People got like, going through fracking onto properties and trying to steal sheets or stuff like that. And I remember being on like, with my video camera. And because it was sort of we're on the bottom of the hill and you could say up I remember saying
is a bit like that. But I had those is red van that look like no stealing shit. I remember. Like, we're on the phone to the police. And I was like, I had my camera on a 400 times digital zoom. So pixel. So you got there like timing. Yeah, I didn't get in. I don't think I got the number plate. But we had. So I remember vividly as a kid so many times where we were where I felt like We're under attack. Like, what happened. Were you though we hindsight? Probably not. But it always felt like the neighbors getting like, broken into just like would fucking rattle me. I would
he come from i don't know, i but i would like dress up in all blank with like, black cargo pants and stuff like that. I'd wake up really early in the morning with a fake gun. And I'll walk around the house and I open each door, I'd go clean.
And then I'll just go to the next one will slam it. I've everyone's trying to sleep like 7am on a Saturday back. I was
just a bit of a fire. And there's a lot of things about you that I'd like my son to turn out
like this. This actually talking about security. The best one would have been my security system on my bike. What do you mean isn't just a lock. I had a sensor. So it was a I had like a keypad on the actual
on the handlebars. And it was you could put in like a four digit pin and basically and what would that there was a sensor on the wheel that would be able to tell you that where you could press one of the keys and it would tell you what speed you're going. So go 18 kilometers an hour. Why and the awesome team? Yeah, it was fucking see. This would have been like 2000 year 2000, probably 1999. the sickest feature was that you would activate the alarm. You'd go inside. And if the wheel moved, it would go pee pee. And there we go. Stolen bike did it did it stolen by and the thing was fact you get that it was sick. I don't know where. But I must have got it as a gift. But I'd never had my bike stolen so many times. Because the fucking main neighbors and she thought it was so funny because I would just fucking steal my bike run out. I'll just tell anybody. You
would. Yeah, definitely. You a skateboarder. Did you skateboard, skateboard. rollerblades, a cow, good skateboarders. That's good man I was pretty good like ice I could draw being grind keep floors you create your own grinder things whenever my dad would build us how quarter pipes just moving on to the couch because it's
billed as quarter pipe psycho was at the ball dropping in on my bike roll beds from the age of eight from Billy cards yeah I thought our wack
can exploring a healer and Randy if I want to other other ago cat Yeah
Did you ever go into hospital was a kid like me going during hospital I
broke my broke my wrist going down a slide on my roller blades and I told my mom there's something really wrong with my wrist she said no that's fine as you probably would like if the kids same thing holding memories and it was broken it was like a tiny hairline fracture and then a fucking bent my arm What do you mean? So it's called bowing so when you young bones are still soft and so it was like it was bone so like fuck off fell off a hidden my corner me yeah he Nika on my left arm it's fine. He Nikon hit the deck of my Scotty probably 200 meters from home and I looked at my arms I wall would paint and then I just rushed home and then we went to the hospital and then I had it they literally they don't surge they don't catch you over. Just press down on it. Oh, no. I you have to go to sleep. Yeah. And so they press down on it. And I am that's back into place.
I actually fractured my foot,
pretending to be Russell coy
ventures. It was the That was great. It was
I fell into a while I was filming I fell into a how you don't realize how ironic that is. You're pretending to be a dude who's a fucking doofus. It's true. I who does shit like sits on fire and breaks his ankle try and I was I think I was probably doing a bit of slapstick, but it went too far. Anyway. I thought I was sick. I
just I think I when you know Glenn Robbins? Russell quiet. Yeah. He broke his ankle. And I gave him a lifetime from races. house that's cool to his house in me by me back in red leather. BMW, baby. Really? You know, we thought I was flying
Yeah, but I am. I was walking on I think for six weeks before mom. Like, listen to me. Because I was saying of her myself. She's
like, Yeah, but you also thought there was people around every corner of your hair.
I was a bit of a pain in the ass. But you know, I don't know what got me thinking about this. I think just like the time in my life. I'll tell you another embarrassing story.
Bottom of the court. There was some girls and lived in a court. Yeah, we lived in a few chords. What's the
meaning of a court? I've never I have
no, I've no one is the one where it's got the ball at the end. Okay. You know, like you can like a so you can do if I can you buy it. And these are like we would have been probably aight and hanging out with these girls. And they said, Do you want to like, show us your penis?
I will show you our vagina.
My brother and I were like, Yeah, okay. And they're like, Okay, well, you like go and like, you show us yours. Yes, I was showing and then they fucking ran up to the court and told our parents. Isn't that so embarrassing. I set you up. They set us up back in has not fact. So it was upsetting. But I feel like I'm sort of out of material. And we're only like, 20 minutes in. This is a fucking design tied by
you've had a beat dices, I
it's my. This is like the only I had only like three meetings. It was enough just to fracking over like
two shoots. today. You had to shoot the three days which you're not having to me to shoot three meetings. Everything. So what you're putting into that is huge. Yeah, I need this product fucking into the week. Yeah,
it's a good one. I reckon we just cut this one short. But I think because we get that crunchy ice cream in the fridge. Yeah, it can I have some of that. You can. Yeah, well,
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