#922 – Infamously Awkward/
- November 23, 2020
We chat about Josh’s tipsy LinkedIn endorsements, masks in Melbourne, falling in the shower, Somebody Feed Phil and house sitting.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
- Apple Podcasts reviews
- Josh’s text messages and LinkedIn endorsements
- Alcohol and being a bit silly
- Somebody Feed Phil
- The Infamous Josh
- A fall in the shower
- House sitting
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Josh Janssen: [00:00:00] Yeah, it's the daily talk show episode 922.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:07] Well, happy Monday. What is happening? How are you JJ?
Josh Janssen: [00:00:11] Very good. That I, uh, have, uh, taken today off from work. And so we're doing the show a little bit later. Just came back from Jalong feeling good. How are you?
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:21] Yeah, well, I liked that you still see the day as being off.
If you have to do 30 minutes on a show.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:28] Yeah, that's fair.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:29] That's fine. That's fine.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:31] Uh, shout out to, to our mates who have left us reviews on Apple podcasts, uh, Polina writes best podcast. I've been listening for a long time and it's incredible how consistently entertaining TDTs is, uh, below, uh, emoji as in the, um, the, uh, party, uh, fantastic Banta interviews and guests and the daily episodes of slotted into my everyday routine.
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Tommy Jackett: [00:01:46] Clap.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:48] Oh my gum.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:49] Thanks Harry Polina. Hey, um, I'll tell you, we, what else?
You don't know where it's going? Your fucking text messages to the big media company
Josh Janssen: [00:01:58] group
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:58] Saturday night,
Josh Janssen: [00:02:01] Friday night, Saturday night. Yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:04] Saturday night Wolf. I mean, Jess didn't even write back
Josh Janssen: [00:02:07] is a too much.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:09] No, no, no, I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. It's um, Saturday night, it's almost like, I feel like the, the, the business text message thread dies after Friday night when it's like the last message.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:22] Not when JJ is lit,
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:25] not when Jen is lit. So you were, um, you had a little weekend away, a little get away and, um, And yeah. And so you were out drinking some espresso martinis on Saturday night, mate. Yeah. What time did you get to bed? I know because I've got your diary that you had, you had breakfast at 8:00 AM the next day.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:43] we made that? No problem. No, we probably went to the dinner was at 8:30 PM. So it was a light one. So I think we were out the door just after 10. In bed by 10, 10, 15,
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:56] you went to sleep with all the coffee.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:58] Yeah. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:59] Yeah. And that's nice. That's not, I mean, you surprised? Yeah. I mean, sometimes I've just had something hot just after, uh, you know, a night on the espresso martinis.
Did you have one?
Josh Janssen: [00:03:12] I had one, but then I had some sort of a sour.
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:16] Oh yeah. Maretta sour.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:18] That's like a fruit Fraser. What was the drink?
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:20] Something sour was probably good.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:22] What was the second drink? The espresso. And then what did we have? Pomegranate.
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:27] Pomegranate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. That's
Josh Janssen: [00:03:30] about it was good, but now I, um, I definitely felt fired up.
One thing that I've discovered that when I get tipsy, I, um, jump on LinkedIn.
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:43] You dirty dog.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:45] This is so funny. There's just something so funny. You'll see that the other night, um, when we had a gin. With Mason and grace. Yeah, I did a, uh, uh, a LinkedIn post where it's like, let me actually just check exactly what I did, but
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:03] to the bathroom, I had a few little
Josh Janssen: [00:04:04] sips. I'll be getting guys know why I just say to my guys yeah, go on LinkedIn.
No. So if you, if you look at my activity, uh, on my LinkedIn, you'll see that the latest activity is, um, It's a bunch of bagels with some illustration. It says, thank you, Mason Lauder in the image. And it says, Mason Lauder, hashtag kudos, hashtag thank you very much for everything you do, which is just a automatedly tin thing that you can do.
So just pressed it and put that out a
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:38] post or a response. Sorry,
Josh Janssen: [00:04:40] that's a post it's a F it's a full-blown post.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:44] Okay. Okay. And, um, and how has it worked for you? The older drunk LinkedIn?
Josh Janssen: [00:04:50] I don't know, Calvin in the YouTube chat saying ha ha. I did find that a bit of a strange, it's very funny.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:59] I mean, have you ever, you haven't done enough drinking in the years that you make more and more silly decisions like your early teens?
No. Sorry. Late teens, early twenties, where you, you actually call somebody or say something. I mean, we were talking about it on hump day over on, um, the weekend shows, what are they called again?
Josh Janssen: [00:05:21] Which at banter is what we call.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:22] Yeah, that's it. That's it. Um, just about like, That it brings out the truth. Like I've, I've woken up to it, like a flurry of text messages from a girl before.
And the last one just said, I miss our sex.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:37] Really?
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:37] We'd already cut that off.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:39] Oh, no. And so what did you, what'd you say when you wrote back to her embarrassed for her right back, I mean the good thing I'm messages you can, I mean, it's, it's amazing what people. Well, right. I mean, the worse it gets for me is yeah.
Just saying who, what, who wants to be, who wants to be endorsed? Yeah. George put his hand up. He got an endorsement. Jess, put your hand up. She got an endorsement.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:07] She thought she was actually going to get like a written endorsement, not
Josh Janssen: [00:06:10] just, she thought an actual. I could have done the re I could have written something as well
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:15] for when you get real naughty real.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:18] It is really
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:20] on the Christmas party for big meaty company. Look out
Josh Janssen: [00:06:23] LinkedIn. Do you think they could be something? What about a, um, we do something where it's like the LinkedIn 10 minute break. During the Christmas party.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Just, I mean, there's, you know, tally, Smart's going, gotta be at our Christmas party.
She, she she'll, she probably doesn't use LinkedIn, but she can at least Instagram, it could be a social media break if that's what you want.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:49] No, I just, I think that something funny about saying, okay, we're doing a LinkedIn session. Everyone has to write something nice about someone else in the team and posted on LinkedIn.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:01] Yeah, Dan, I like that. It's a fun,
Josh Janssen: [00:07:04] funny game.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:06] Look at the director of the companies, Nike,
Josh Janssen: [00:07:08] everyone that they LinkedIn, I think it could pay, download the app, get it on. Come on. If you've got phones for everyone, Chromebook, I've learned it. It is
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:17] quite funny. Actually. It's a weird one. Do you, do you also look at LinkedIn and sort of have a giggle about what's going on in there because it's something about.
Like people have said that LinkedIn's now become just a bit of a cesspool in terms of especially females, uh, getting hit up by blokes, which is absolutely
Josh Janssen: [00:07:37] not.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:38] It's the equivalent of getting hit on by a boss at work Christmas party. It's unacceptable.
Josh Janssen: [00:07:42] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very different to a little tipsy endorsement.
Um, yeah. It's all. It's all about the timing. I'm literally endorsing George for video editing.
Have you got something on your teeth by the way or no,
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:05] for the first time and had some lunch at a cafe for the first time, literally in seven
Josh Janssen: [00:08:09] months, where did you go?
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:11] Um, just the place around where Bodhi used to get his or she's from, um, the vape cafe. Yep. It was a burrito burrito bowl, and it was like, um, chicken scrambled eggs.
Now it was like scrape. It was like a bricky burrito. It was like scrambled eggs on a bit of corn chips with, you know, some meat sauce. And you know, that tack, like make a taco sauce with beans and like a salt real good. It was real good.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:38] At what time of day did you have that?
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:41] I was like 1230, just a quick little, little half hour.
You can't remember why I was telling you that though?
Josh Janssen: [00:08:46] Or some, I mean, potentially mutate the bed, uh, the, uh, walking out and about now you don't have to wear a mask. I'm already cautious a bit, like my thing is that I just don't want to do anything wrong. So going into a cafe this morning, I'm like, Yeah.
Put my mask on to go in to then be seated. But, but people are a lot more loose. They're just like, okay, well I'm, don't have to wear a mask now.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:10] Yeah. Literally, as of this morning, you don't have to wear them outdoors. Which, I mean, if you're around the country, you haven't had to wear them at all. Legally, we still have to wear them legally at.
At inside of any venue, which is, um, which is fair. Um, I wanted to fucking work out what I was telling you had something to have something to say about that. You
Josh Janssen: [00:09:34] said you had something to yeah. It's, it's upsetting. Cause you don't know. Do we want you, do we move forward? Do we keep on it?
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:40] To be honest? Now, I'm now I'm thinking if I even had anything,
Josh Janssen: [00:09:46] you know
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:47] what we've been
Josh Janssen: [00:09:48] through this?
No, cause remember we were, we went through this the other day where you told the story of the girls tick talking at the park and Mason told me offer interrupting. You said no, never found out what the end of the story was. And then I asked you and there was, that was the end of the story.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:04] You never
Josh Janssen: [00:10:05] know.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:05] Yeah. I'm keeping it to myself.
Josh Janssen: [00:10:07] Actually. He's just. There is something fun about the silliness. So, you know, I didn't drink for 28 years or whatever. I think the thing is 28 years and trying, you know, no, the, um, I just, I think it's something about me being looser. And seeing other people's reaction. And so for instance, I said to break, when we went out to dinner, I just said, ah, um, I think that whatever the bill is.
We were talking about tips. So I was like, okay, what do we want to give for a tip? You know, it felt like one of those restaurants where they'll ask you for the tip and, um, you know, my, my, um, card situation, I'm shocking with, you know, have I got my latest card or my phones or breeze, like, are, I'll use the card we have anyway.
I said, ah, let me do it. I said, whatever the bill is, I'm going to give them as a tip. And she said, no, that's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. But there is something so fun. Yeah. But like makes no sense. Not like just, just radical ridiculousness. There was something very fun about doing that. Don't you think?
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:27] Yeah. Well, I mean, there's the amount of, can I just tell you a story about couldn't get into the lawn pub? Logan is a nice little coastal town in Victoria, couple of hours, hour away. I used to go down there most. New. Year's like stay down there. I'm my best mate has a house down there. I've got some other friends.
Who've got houses down there. I'd always be freeloading. And this one year freeloading at my mates joint, we went to the pub. We'd already had a few. Pre-drinks the problem with going later to the pub? I mean, this is, this is actually a friend actually said over the weekend. It feels like old school. It feels like when you were young, you'd try and go out and try and get in somewhere because you are getting knocked back now unless you've booked.
So COVID times have shifted it up, makes it feel like you're 18 again. So the pub was completely packed. There was a queue that would have been two hours. To line up to give you. And we went around the back of this pub and it's one of those old school giants where it has a sort of a hotel and motel in the pub.
We can't, we climbed up onto the S the roof and. This is like, there was some windows and there was an open window. I was like, Oh, do you reckon we could get through that window into the pub? We climbed up and we approached this window. It's on the second story. And there's a family in there. It is a young family, like staying there, we're staying there going, Hey guys, Hey going.
And we ended up saying, Oh, do you mind if we just jumped through the window and go it? Cause it takes you out to the, into the hallway. Like, so they fucking let
Josh Janssen: [00:13:08] us through the window.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:09] Me and my mate. And as soon as you into the pub, cause um, people who are staying there can get access to them. To the actual pop area,
Josh Janssen: [00:13:17] the lineup.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:18] And so we went through, down into the, into the pub and we, we did the, we did the solid, I went down to the bottle, low attached to the pub and we got them a bottle of $25. Red, took it back up, knocked on their door. I said, thanks God. It was cheaper than actually lining up and paying to get it.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:40] What's that I've heard a version of, like you've told that story before.
Is that the same place where you had the fight with the pool cues, different or different place?
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:49] Oh no, no, no. That was it. That was in an RSL in Melbourne where? No, that was a, was that the one where I got a broom broken over my
Josh Janssen: [00:13:57] back? That's right. Yes.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:58] That's it. Yeah. Yeah. That's not good.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:01] It's a different time, you know?
No good. But no, it was, uh, yeah, it was good. I don't want to be the guy. I don't, I definitely don't want to be that guy, but I think there is something around, I think 20, 21 may be limiting it to once, once
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:20] a month in endorsement a month.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:22] Yeah. Yeah. No, I think it would be good just to have. Th the other thing I've been doing is watching my, um, uh, my bike videos.
Cause I haven't got the bike yet. Yes. I've been what I've downloaded the app that has all of the, um, the, the fitness, like the actual workouts and I was in bed just watching them. And I got an email like congratulate on your first workout. It's great.
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:49] Oh, I see. So there it's like. It runs you through a workout, but you don't have the bike that can do the workout once you just you're literally watching.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:58] Yeah. Are talking about watching Netflix started watching. Um, I think it's called everybody feed Phil. Have you watched this on Netflix?
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:08] God, it sounds like some sort of fitness show where they are feeding fields.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:13] It it's very pure. No. So let's say, um, uh, it's a documentary series. Mm really happy guy named Phil.
He was the executive producer of everybody loves Raymond and he just goes around and eats food.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:32] Right. I mean, really good. Like
Josh Janssen: [00:15:35] everybody,
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:36] there's a bit of power. Like once he's done something
Josh Janssen: [00:15:40] remarkable, like not
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:42] remarkable, but he's made a successful show and then he just wants, he loves eating and then he loves.
Too. He wants to make a TV show about it. It's fucking genius.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:51] I mean, the thing is that the, um, uh, when he walks into place, because we didn't know who he was to start with, we just started watching. The shower and it is one of those things where it's like, it reminds me of when, um, uh, Jerry Seinfeld is doing comedians in cars, getting coffee.
It really, they take over the whole diner and it was like that with everybody feed Phil. Phil just walks in and he just starts talking to all the patrons like, Oh, I get it. Definitely get the Chris on. I enjoy you. Enjoy your stay here. Like all this stuff. It's like, mate, you you're acting like you. Um, you own the joint.
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:28] Did they want, did they want to hear from him or he's like mid
Josh Janssen: [00:16:32] now? I think it's just ease quirky enough that he can. I was thinking about it. I'm like there is a, um, a perfect case for just being the quirky guy when you quirky. You can get away with why more, you can just, you know, talking to people. It's like, when you go on holidays and you start talking to everyone,
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:51] what do you think it is though for, cause I know what you mean, but why?
I don't think it necessarily means that people don't think you're a weird unit
Josh Janssen: [00:17:00] or
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:00] completely off the Richter or inappropriate.
Josh Janssen: [00:17:04] Yeah, I dunno. There's just, I think it's just, um, there is a friendliness. I would like to be more friendly. Like I avoid our neighbors. And, um, uh, when we were leaving to go to Jalong, uh, grace and Sev stayed at our place.
And so Bree grace and serves were at our door just at the front. And the neighbor says, ah, This must be the infamous Josh pointing to Mason. Just no idea
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:32] why Mason
Josh Janssen: [00:17:33] or because I was, I w I was, I heard that someone was coming, so I'd already gone to the lift and broke was showing how the lock worked or whatever.
And so, yeah, I just
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:46] ice and handle it.
Josh Janssen: [00:17:46] Oh, gotcha. It was just a very sort of clear case that. You know, like when Bree goes to the cafe or whatever she's talking about. Oh yeah. Josh is upstairs. They must think I'm such a weird unit. It's hard to come back from that. The only anything.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:03] Um,
Josh Janssen: [00:18:05] unless I pretend that I've had some form of injury.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:09] But, I mean, they probably don't even think we like, he's just, no, I know.
Josh Janssen: [00:18:13] I know. But then the neighbor says there's the infamous Josh. So then all of a sudden it's like, hang on.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:18] It's funny. Yeah. From the birthday call from scooter, Derek who is yelling happy birthday on a megaphone and then someone commented on the Facebook group.
Josh Janssen: [00:18:32] I think it's more to do with Brett. Like Bri does bring me up in conversations a bit. Okay. And so I think that that's part part of it, but then it does really Brit like, imagine if you had someone pumping you up to all the people around you and then you have to eventually make them, it's a hard one to sort of.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:50] It's hard when, like, if the habit is that you're not known, why are you infamous? What are you like
Josh Janssen: [00:18:58] if, you know, do you think you're the infamous Tommy jacket?
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:02] No, I used to be definitely when I was young, but it was, but it was not negative really, because I wasn't like. The, the guy who was doing real bad shit, you know, like wasn't the kid who'd been to jail or anything like that.
So you're not infamous for those reasons. It was just like people, I don't even know how it's being
Josh Janssen: [00:19:26] awkward. I could be like infamously awkward.
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:36] I reckon that is arrogant. You are infamous
Josh Janssen: [00:19:41] infamously, awkward,
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:43] infamous, infamous saver may have
Josh Janssen: [00:19:46] had too much fizzy waters
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:48] having an extremely bad reputation and infamous. City deserving of, or causing an evil reputation, shameful, malaligned, and infamous deed. I mean, extreme, you've got a bad, I don't think you have a bad, you have a reputation for being like that, but not bad, but it's too much to say famous.
So what's in the middle between infamous and famous.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:11] Yeah. Known for not notable. I, um, I actually, I nearly had to go to the hospital when we were in so long. Yeah. I, uh,
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:23] pre LinkedIn,
Josh Janssen: [00:20:26] it was post bills the next day. Can you, can you guess what I did actually, you, you're not going to guess, but you can have a guess.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:33] Oh, it was, it was a bit spitty over the weekend. The weather was not great. I think you've slipped over.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:40] I slipped over in the shower
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:42] or in the shower. In the
Josh Janssen: [00:20:43] shower. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:44] I wouldn't have thought that
Josh Janssen: [00:20:45] I thought out and about, I throw a fucking dislocated my shoulder so annoying. No, I think, I think what happened was it was the, um, I think my triceps.
I tried like none of my triceps. I don't know what it tricep
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:00] is. It has a T at the end of it, tricep,
Josh Janssen: [00:21:03] you can tell, I was talking
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:04] about my triceps biceps, triceps
Josh Janssen: [00:21:07] try. Yeah. So if I have plural of tricep, my triceps.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:13] Yeah. Yeah. There's three of them, three of them on each arm.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:15] Okay. Anyway, I've actually got four on HR fun fact.
I'm split one out. Yeah. So I, um, yeah, I slid and then, um, put my sort of, uh, arms down to protect myself to, to soften the fall. And something happened to the back. I was like, Oh fuck. So anyway, it was all, it was all good at the end. Uh, but it could have been a really annoying situation.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:41] Hang on. So this is not your shower, obviously it's a hotel or Airbnb.
What is, what is the setup where you're slipping? Yeah,
Josh Janssen: [00:21:50] I don't go into it, but it shit happens.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:57] He'd have it in a
Josh Janssen: [00:21:57] hotel room. Yeah. So that was very annoying.
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:01] Was there a mirror involved?
Josh Janssen: [00:22:03] No, we did talk about the mirror there. There was a, there was a ridiculous mirror in the, um, in the room, very large mirror
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:13] facing the bed.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:14] Yes.
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:15] Which know how to, I lived in an apartment last year that had. Floor to ceiling mirror on, in front of the bed. It's great. Yeah, it's a great spot. I mean, full length
Josh Janssen: [00:22:26] anyway. It's not that it's, it's not the best, uh, the best situation to be in. No. And was shaking from the whole, like, she was like, Like her hands.
It's just like, what do you want?
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:38] Like,
Josh Janssen: [00:22:41] she was in more pain than me, but if it was a true Bree, you would have
no, but I did. Um, it's one of those things. You hear those stories of people who injure themselves in sort of compromised positions. Oh, does the famous, um, Yeah, go on.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:03] I was just saying my friend's brother, who's a, um, who is a paramedic?
Josh Janssen: [00:23:09] Uh, the wine bar. Is this the wine bottle thing?
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:11] No, you got call out to a brothel and they were obviously going at it in the shower.
In fact, I think it was in Jalong.
Josh Janssen: [00:23:21] It's a good spot for him.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:23] No, no, no. This guy fell back through the glass shower. Window. And it wasn't safety glass, which it's completely legal.
Josh Janssen: [00:23:35] I didn't know that there was anything, I didn't know. There was a thing called site device.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:39] Well, safety last year shatters into multiple pieces versus like these panes behind me would be shake shack, like big shards.
Josh Janssen: [00:23:47] Ah, yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:48] Big sharp bits of, cause it's not, it wouldn't be safety class. These are old windows. You should have them. Anyway, this guy's back was a huge laceration bike, just horrible. And my mate said that his brother was wheeling this guy out and the guy was just yelling.
Josh Janssen: [00:24:06] Don't tell my mom,
don't tell my mom. Well, there was the, um, I remember the science teacher really shouldn't have told us, told us this story, but he told a story of one of his mates that was a paramedic in Adelaide and a news anchor, uh, had a wine bottle inserted in them and, uh, it got stuck. And so they had to go to emergency, not ideal.
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:37] I think. Look, if you, if you're in the emergency services industry in all your work at a hospital, what have you found? What have you saying hi at the doll daily tool,
Josh Janssen: [00:24:50] the daily talk show, we only cover doilies, uh, sit down, relax, find your, your best.
Yeah. Yeah. Only what is the definition of a doily? So doily, you've got a top of a, a, um, a toilet, uh, a doily doily is an ornamental mat typically made of paper or fabric and variously variously use for protecting surfaces. Or binding flowers in food service preparation, or as a head covering or clothing look
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:35] seems like,
Josh Janssen: [00:25:37] yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:37] Interesting. I remember like going to my grandpa's place and there was one on the toilet. I'm pretty sure.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:43] Yeah. There's a lot of different names for it.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:46] What about houses with like shag carpet in the toilet?
Josh Janssen: [00:25:50] All the breeding
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:52] ground monster back in the day, thought that you could carpet a toilet
Josh Janssen: [00:25:56] and not a good idea is that.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:59] It's it's complete privileged, to be honest, you just don't want my, like, I remember getting my dad up in the middle of the night to meet us. I would stand on his feet and he'd walk me to the bathroom.
Josh Janssen: [00:26:13] Why?
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:14] Like I do that shit for barley now. Well, because the feet are cold. I didn't want to touch the time cold tiles, but yeah, I've been hit with that car, but anyway, um, have you like, so when you get home from letting someone like mr 97, who is like, If there's someone you want looking after your house, it's actually that kid.
Cause you know, he's not going to just get fucking lit and just lose the plot. Like I remember going to house parties as a kid in houses that. A friend was house sitting like this one girl, how sitting in a very expensive suburban Melbourne, the best, highest cost per square meter to run amazing house our park close, not close.
As in proximity button. Expense wise, they're both expensive. The house. Wasn't crazy. What was it? Fucking draw draws of this bedside table was crazy. We've had that. We found Wade. We found these mini minutes, condoms,
Josh Janssen: [00:27:17] every one of the miniature condoms useful.
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:19] Or we were convinced that this guy just had a minute penis.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:23] That means she condoms. What, what, like, what would you actually use them for?
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:26] I don't know.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:26] I would like, like in like on your little finger sort of thing, like
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:31] yes, like micro penis style,
Josh Janssen: [00:27:34] but what does it say? And it said mini shirts, not like,
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:37] um, well, it could have been a comical, you know, like from, um, what's hot, what's new.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:44] What's nice. What's new
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:46] here. Just getting all those gimmick, gimmick little, um, tablets and gimmick little lollies. And, but we were convinced anyway. We w we ended up stealing the Wade as a, as a 16 year old kid does 15 year old kid at that point, actually. But anyway, the key we had to end up replacing it.
So, but that's yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:28:10] I mean, yeah, no, uh, Mason gross, uh, very, very good at looking after the house. I couldn't even tell that they stayed a dude. I actually, yeah, I think they stayed, but, uh, I. I discovered Bree pointed out on, um, Saturday before we left, she thought that I took more joy in setting up their arrival than the joy of actually leaving.
So like, you know, you know, doing all the bits and pieces, like enjoyed that part rather than actually going to Jalong. But my favorite thing, I, um, I, uh, you can say my library behind me, I was like, Oh, you know what? I'm going to pick two books each for them that I think that they would like to read during this day, I got my index cards and I wrote a note and said, okay, Mason, he's, he's a book.
This is why it's called. This is why I think you'll enjoy it. I did this for, for, um, for both of them, but then the kicker was, we got to Jalong. Embry said, Oh, we can just relax in the room and raid. And I said, I forgot to bring it back. The librarian had spent an hour and a half writing bespoke notes. But forgot to bring his own book.
So, so what did you do? So we went to a bookshop and got a, get a book. So yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:32] What did you buy?
Josh Janssen: [00:29:33] It's one on boarders, like a, as in like Russia, North Korea, it's all this. Like, I didn't get through much of it because it was like a little bit complex. Some of the rating, I want it, like it was translated. I think I'm going to love it, but it's a requires.
Like, I don't know, lots when you don't know lots and you read like a book that's quite complex. You're like, I don't know where they're talking about here. Like with like, what does this mean?
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:02] Well, yeah, you're just reading words and it's all just sounds like you're reading
Josh Janssen: [00:30:06] it at that point. And so, but I guess you sort of read through it.
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:09] Yeah. I bought a book for the first time in years, I've lived the weekend. I bought a book. This is for
Josh Janssen: [00:30:16] Guinness world records. That was my go to, I used
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:19] to love going the mean, looking at that though, the big ones. Um, that's a family, you know, the Guinness family really is this true.
Josh Janssen: [00:30:28] So Guinness Guinness world records.
The reason why it's a Guinness is the drink. And so the reason why Guinness
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:36] Nazi,
Josh Janssen: [00:30:38] so Guinness world records, the reason why it's called or why Guinness created it was because where do world records get mentioned? the pop yeah. Trivia trivia night.
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:53] I didn't know that Guinness had anything to do with it. So the alcohol
Josh Janssen: [00:30:58] keenness Guinness
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:00] world records, gold records.
Josh Janssen: [00:31:01] Yes.
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:03] I mean, the thing is I'd been hearing about Guinness before I knew about the alcohol. And so that's why I'd just never done that. If you, if you're listening, have you actually thought about that? Like have you connected the dots? That's interesting. Good facts.
Josh Janssen: [00:31:16] Yeah. I thought that was, that was interesting.
But anyway, so what book did you get bought
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:21] a book by Ram Dass called be here now. And it's a, um, yeah, it's, I'm pumped to get it pumped again. It's reading on the brake. Oh, God. It's if I can. I just, I don't, I don't want to get excited by anything else, but I'll just, Oh, I need to read that. I think the way he writes and speaks, um, very digestible and very, yeah, yeah.
You need that. I remember doing that, like buying a few, like, um, the satellite is not giving a fuck years ago, but even that, you know,
Josh Janssen: [00:31:56] it'd be a nice bit of a reset.
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:58] Exactly. Exactly. But you just, I'm committing to one book. I don't need multiple.
Josh Janssen: [00:32:05] Alrighty.
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:05] But, um, all right guys, if we've learned anything, be careful in showers.
If you have any shower today. Yeah. Be careful.
Josh Janssen: [00:32:11] Yeah. You don't want to hurt yourself, right? Well, uh, it's a daily talk show. If you enjoyed the show, leave us a podcast review. Also, uh, you can send us an email. Hi, the daily talks at I'll com. Have you got a book recommendation? Have you, uh, have you injured yourself in the shower?
Anything else, TJ, that you want to ask
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:30] the girl? I mean, what's, what's something you've done when you've had a few drinks that, um, you're quite impressed by like me sneaking through a window and giving, uh, getting into a pub.
Josh Janssen: [00:32:40] And did you, did you not know that Guinness world records was that, that Guinness?
Yeah. Let us know. All right. Enjoy your day, guys. See you tomorrow.
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:50] See guys.