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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 771 he is back in the studio jack Hawkins. And we've also got JB

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he's back in the building.

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Thanks for coming back guys.

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Not worse couldn't help but notice I wasn't in the video from last time was his

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time to start the show. It's fun. It's so comfortable. It's Hump Day replay. Do you know about hump days?

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No, I first order fatty Fridays.

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Yeah, we don't we're not fat phobic.

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Not anymore. We're

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back. Welcome. So no feedback is welcome. But JB some I thought you handled that very well by the way.

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Thanks, man. Yeah,

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have you ever been called out and called out for anything?

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No, but like I I went through my chubby years in high school and stuff like that.

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So like are related to good. So jeebies back to normal Wednesday's a hump days. So we do a wrap up where we go through any producers. It's almost like a yes.

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Sorry. I'm with you now. Yeah. Can I flag something straight up national weight loss Derby? Yeah. Saves and grace? Yes. First to be on a romantic wake away dare I say first physical week they've ever had together.

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Yes. First vacation with a girl bisons ever had a girlfriend

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I watching the livestream

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according to the comments, Grace unless someone's hacked her account is in the

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service when a debit

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or he's just slipped into relationship life like rain. Yeah. I mean, they're modern day capital. Maybe the modern day couple is that today's bed straight into what you do after four years, five months of the relationship where you know, you're just on your phones and maybe that is a thing like you think About how long you been with your wife.

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Over 10 years. 13 years.

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Next week, it's my I think it's my sixth year anniversary

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or wedding anniversary.

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That'd be wrong. It's not right now. 25th you got married in 25th

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she got the wedding Josh wasn't invited.

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He was at a time. Yeah, it was.

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No I get it.

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I was invited, but I couldn't publish it. Yeah,

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no, thanks a tough man. We've got like our executive producer Alex has had to put off his wedding this year so sesh the newsreader because of COVID he was going to Vegas wasn't in

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the

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box there was there was talk about cheese and then barley. We're going to barley

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to let's be that's a doubt going from Vegas. Was it always gonna be bow thing? Ah,

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yeah, I think it was Vegas was like pie in the sky. And then we're like realistic maybe a trip to Bali. But they've had to move it up but we're discussing guest lists and stuff the other day and that's tough. Even like people you work with, like Sasha newsreader was inviting was a page I but she hasn't met BJ doesn't know BJ Carter that common it's like that's all cooks. They've been together for so long. And

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this is why like, I know it sounds like a cop out. But this is brain. I've been together for 13 years. And the main reason that we aren't married is a wedding guest list. Yes. Right. I swear he found it. Do you believe that TJ

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I think you're not the type that would enjoy going to a nightclub enjoy going to some sort of party where you're sort of having to let alone be the centre of attention at the party. At the start of it makes sense that you're the guy but on the other side, I love parties. My wedding. It's stressful.

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I know you're working. It's not worth it to work not

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I'd much prefer Even kids like not the same but had Running a three year old birthday versus going to a three year old birthday totally

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different

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having your own wedding going to a wedding this year there's not gonna be fuck diner weddings To be honest I just

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think the whole glut is

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on the side it's a new thing I just you know what i pad speeches kills my night I go you know what we could be doing drinks catch up with friends right now. Let's come on. Yeah, come on,

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move along. Do you reckon you're getting more anti social as you get older? Yeah.

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Yeah, I think

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I struggle with is on lockdown at the start. And then the minute they ease restrictions where you could just have like three people over I was I'm actually content with this. I don't need clubs and bars and stuff. Sounds like the winery bar down the street type and I can go in there and have a couple of drinks tonight. So the balls club ball, have people over

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37 right.

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The balls club.

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I mean, yeah,

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but if you go there, it makes you feel younger. On the show, always, always referred myself you know putting on heaps away and then when people meet you they might you're not that big

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young fit guy when the promise over deliver this shows mother talking about that you were you were asking about Mr. 97 and his commitment to the big hairy beach house in regards to content here. Can we talk about this?

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So I I missed a couple of parties and then I started hearing about the Bulgari beach house Hello Sister my wife's so my sister in law's got a beach house down there and great spot awesome location to get away and then as well he's he's getting this on the account isn't he's totally free. And then also the amazing social posts. He was doing terrible content. And he's done that what would you do anything but what he's doing

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because I like I must be missing out on him as

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well. Is that there is stuff that I think he's done actual, like fuck or he's done one post. I think of

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plateau, plateau

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plateau with to drink

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and the other stuff is in crisis photo.

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Yeah, what? Sorry, right? He retweeted Yes.

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He did that thing that really annoys me when people put the tag of the location at the bottom of the screen so so I couldn't, because every time I went to click on the tag, it would bring up the comment pop. I can't even click the link to see where you're staying for free.

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So we got this contract based on having to do a few social media posts to create some video content. It's $2,000 worth of value. rod is an angel for allowing yourselves,

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Rod I'll do a deal for you. Put someone up for free calm, I'll show you.

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I mean, this is, Hey, this is more get it getting more out of a deal than we have essentially as the host of the show. I mean, you've got a full team of producers. They sort of Have you heard any snake he's going on behind the scenes.

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We get free firewood. Gum, firewood supplies all that good. Good Kevin the crew. I've hit it off with a mark and the crew from two brothers brewery in moorabbin. Yeah, that's damn a great spot. Yeah,

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Caulkins rice cookers. I have the back there.

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The industrial area Yeah.

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And the big fire pit at the front

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with a wood from well funnily

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enough I just took them out with care of the fireplace That's great. That's good. Oh, everyone's got a couple of little snake only small stuff. Is there

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a rule like because I mean, this is the the issue is that we said we would sort of come inside the die if it all goes to shit. So it's like we're going to this is this is damage control right now.

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If you look check it, you know who taught me the best deal when I was doing nights with Kyle Sandilands in Brisbane. So we're doing the night show on triple aim, right and the radio station was in the middle of the city, and the TV stations were up on Mount Kufa, which was like 20 30 minutes out of the city. So if a car crash or a news story broke that after get the camera crews down the mountain, so CHANNEL SEVEN, hide at a room at the bottom of the triple m building. And from 4pm we just put a camera in there camera guy who would just sit there and listen to the place scanners. So half the night he was just sitting there and call and all that hang on let's work this out. Where he doing nights we'd love dinner. He's down there with the car. So I started ringing restaurants in the city for Cindy and said, Look, if we gave you cartons of Coca Cola for you to sell in your store, in return would you feed us AND THE CHANNEL SEVEN camera go? And they're like yeah, no worries. No. Okay, great. Now just need to pick the food up because this is pre Uber Eats days. So then I go down to the channel seven guy and I'd like to put two cans of coke in the Becky CHANNEL SEVEN van on the way back from the car accident that you filmed. Can you stop and grab the meal for us? You give them the coke and we'll get fed. And that was the deal we did every night for two years. What happens if there isn't a carrot like I was right bubble and there was like a siege

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or something like that and it goes on for six hours.

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We'll stop

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He said cash for comment. I mean nice if you're not saying anything on

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no

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that's old school deals for 80 bucks where the food here and there I think if I'm rocking up in a Maserati and I'm saying if you want to improve your life then you getting you know in trouble

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yeah but where do you borrow it from? deny?

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I hardly know where to get a master from Tell me in your Ringwood

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Mazda they've been around. But have you JB Can you go to Hump Day replay?

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So, yes, I've done Hump Day replays Now, every week for 11 weeks in a row and to live in. It's basically just a recap of the week and they're going really well. I've just got a letter that I'd like to write out if that's okay. Sure. Yeah. Dear Mr. jacket and Mr. Jensen. I'm writing to formally request an extension. For my assignment Georgie boys. Hump Day replay. As you aware, I have been away the last couple of days. And during this time I was recaught required to give my eyes a rest from the screen. I had every intention of ignoring the doctor's orders and completing the Edit. So I sent my draft to Tommy on Instagram and Facebook but received no reply. Talk Since then, the doctor called me and said, You need to give your eyes a one week rest, or you could do permanent damage. So now for the announcement. July one, put it in the calendar. Hump Day replay returns for season two, all new characters, all new graphics on the music, it's gonna be bigger, stronger,

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better. Please, Jason's gonna be exciting for you as I

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feel like you've broken the rule of under the what is it under

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promise under promise over days gone the other way. So,

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please accept this extension request and my sincere apologies for not delivering 12 weeks in a row. George Martin, it's hopping it's what do you think? Well,

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I think it's you can do a rebrand. Are you still calling it Hump Day?

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Yeah, it's up for discussion. I'm not sure. I think I think I keep it Hump Day.

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Now I'm happy with Hump Day.

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I think it's a good day. It's the middle of the week looking at all the dyes,

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fibre benchmark that you've ever done on Friday. I'm

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not proud of it, but it was Patrick Carney for Gwynn's, Tiffani. Were in Brisbane to

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win tickets to a carny kind of

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person when he was on and we made people patch the guy that ran the dodging cars to win tickets to Gwen Stefani

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dry content for a week and people did it.

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Yeah, it's amazing what people do for prizes.

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Well, I saw that I saw that you.

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I saw that you guys were giving away Uber Eats vouchers to gift cards to gym goers. Monday morning.

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Yeah, just a way to sort of like because they use restrictions here in Victoria, he got back to the gym. So we sent 10 rowdy a producer down to say, because you know, like, there's people that were lined up on Monday, you know, if 45 ready to go, they've been waiting for a good for them, the better the May. She was bribing them with Uber Eats vouchers not to go into the gym class. So

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I love this, because when I heard that it was happening. I thought I can imagine the conversation, or the meeting or the throwaway comment of Wouldn't it be funny if and then the reality of actually going out there and trying to convince people because you'll give him 50 bucks for the year?

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Yeah. How did you go? Well, I didn't have to worry about the reality of it. Because I just pitched the idea on Friday at 11 o'clock. I was walking out of the out of the studio that our guys Monday, James Bachus, if they're not going,

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well, surely people because I feel like Bray goes to like Jim at six in the morning and there's no way that she would take a 60 like a 50 bucks.

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hacia we had the other problem they wouldn't even stop to talk to her. Like she was only 20 people in a class that you know, I think there was that fear of if I'm late I'll miss out on my spot. You're right. I'm sorry. You're gonna think people waited like four months to get back in so I get it plus Coronavirus. Exactly so we had tonne of roadie ring with the old call about 90 seconds to go we can get anyone we can't get anyone and then you know scrambling moving,

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paid actors came out

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that's we're shuffling on the go and move stuff up. move her across town. TJ was telling me about we didn't have it so much in like the national show when we did fief angels, but the fake cola specifically around regional like you'd you would have foreigners or whatever and you wouldn't necessarily get a call. I think everyone got in trouble because everyone was just calling other radio stations around the country hot FM cans, you know coming in to share.

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It's a personal hate of mine. Like there's some shows I've listened to what I the caller will be like Jenny, what's your story and I'm like, I know Jenny. counts straightaway yeah like as a team because we've all got mates in radio and so everyone just refuses to be the fight caller for someone I'd rather get on and go you know six five give us a ring if you'd like to look up and come back and owner and go and when ever we've come back and gone well that's embarrassing. We got no cost to that topic then they'll rank hmm but I think it's you know, there's a large percentage of people who sit there and go oh, yeah, like my feet but I'm not gonna rank I'm never really ready especially but then when you hit no one else is cold. You like, well, this is I'm opportunity to get through and they can't leave you hanging, especially if you've shown vulnerability and what you're asking.

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I actually just said, Remember you say the actress I cancelled the actress.

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Yeah. Yeah. Which sucks a bit because everyone was working on and for anyone it doesn't know. And I love erase it. It's like the logos for radio but without money.

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Apply that

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money for the leggings if you wouldn't

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know I just made more than not Oh, yeah, yeah the budget

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broadcast on television could

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record meal like fruity drinks um, but everyone was working on the entries and you know and then they came out and said on I will push the entry date a little bit later so keep working on it. So and if you guys have ever filled them out but those entries are not editing it editing

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like everyone trying to fucking like it compile. I remember being an editor and just like, it's the worst time because you're putting together it's like, oh, we need that reaction shot we need to work you know, they're basically creating submissions to win an industry or award

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it their resume, but like times 10

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Have you won one never. So I got nominated. I find it we'll apply it is Tommy and candy, that show but then what I realised was also didn't have to pay to go because we got nominated. Yes.

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That was the beauty being being nominated a few times. And if you get nominated great because then the company pays your ticket. Otherwise it's like 250 bucks. Yeah.

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Chicken obey. And a few crown lagers. That's what they

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Yeah, sir. And so this year, because I sort of get the, you know, with all the corona stuff, you can't really do it, but they probably could have still done the actual awards. They could done the awards online.

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I just I feel for everyone, I did all that work in the lead up to put in their nominations. And then just at the last minute, actually, we're just not gonna do it. You know, I put a pin on

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a bunch of Java, which has got Coronavirus Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. He put on a tournament and he pushed ahead with it. And he's now apologising, saying I should have I shouldn't have

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or this is wrong is very breakfast right? Like you guys would have covered it today. Did you

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know we left that to news?

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What did you cover today? When we had PJ on it was like the shit that stuck in your mind that just You can recall,

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we had a big chat today about, oh, sorry, we did test requests all morning. So people were lining up for four hours in testing centres waiting to get tested the drive throughs. So we did give us a ring for a test request. You just got to send us a photo on preview lining up for a Corona test. And then we didn't

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play any play Tron.

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By Bohemian Rhapsody a lot this morning for a 10 year old boy, it was freaking out about getting tested. That's good. Yeah, it was tested. Yeah. No, no, no, I had a hated topic. I had a sniffle and a sore throat the start of last week. So good condition. Totally fine. Totally fine. Was there for two days. It was a general feeling amongst the team like hey, can you and in hindsight, maybe I was a little stubborn, and didn't do it. And I can't even say Are they saying how you guys need to like a lot of memos going out at big companies at the movies. The funny thing our boss, I don't want to get them in the shit here but our boss sent me an email. We could probably find it There's quite a strict aim out like you know for the sake of the team and the community people can hear you're sick you should be getting tested responsibility all this. I didn't check my email for a week.

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I made a comment. Yeah, don't you enjoy? I'd done like the puppet socket but why the fuck are we gonna help it socket on your artic Christian one?

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It's a good talking point that the artist

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was just in case I run into him again last

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night Trisha and I actually have his keyring, but it's it was before he went to the smaller k rings. It was a very large k ring. And so every time I drive the I 30 as a CNA Yeah, it's funny.

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So just on the email, like I heard, I was watching Old Joe Rogan. commentating UFC I was watching UFC last night, and he sounded just beat on to the weather. And I had the moment of like, fuck What about now like when that happens? You can't be out and about like I've gone to work sick, but I Not infectious but this is the thing this is all just in my head. I don't understand. I don't know that

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because it's hot system you everyone still getting colds and stuff like that but but yeah in hindsight I probably should have put my finger out and we can go test it. Oh good now can good two days later but you've got the antibodies, it's all good. The original email I opened for the boss was the one I got a week later saying you didn't bought I just sent you an email to fire you up and I was like what's he talking about? And then I opened the garage. And I'm actually you know, probably that's a mouse should be serious you probably shouldn't.

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It's actually just covering your ass early days, as well as a bunch of legalities around sending all your employees information about Coronavirus because you can get

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sued or businesses can get fined if they let you work and you sick. Well there's this 1500 bucks that the Victorian Government are doing if you are sick, which I was sort of like a little bit. It's almost like Tesla cars at the moment, the way that COVID is it's like it's not good if you get it, but now that they've incentivized You've got to

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be out of sick pain every day. It's not a baby.

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Yeah. I saw the headline 1500 bucks if he gets sick. Yeah, fuck yeah, but not.

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Yeah, we can add it all up within the office by 10 grand

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new cameras.

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Michael Beveridge. Yeah, he posted last night that he's been in hospital for 10 days nearly died of sepsis. Now I'm sure he's tweeted he's like I just got out I've lost like 10 kilos but I mean he you know, he's a funny guy. So it like simple.

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Where did you get it?

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What do you say I had an infection. So it's like sepsis because right so he's okay now. He said I'm fine but like, you know, he's a funny dude. So it's like, threading funny with I just nearly died. And I was in a comatose state for 10 days from a sore throat that then turned into that fat and

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crazy. I'm surprised he hasn't turned up on radio full time again. He works at the The mattress company, koala Casey. Yes. He's the creative director the good stuff.

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Yeah, he'd be doing really well. So I was lucky to have him ready. I did. I'd like for fees.

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Funny guy last time you're in the studio. I don't know if you remember, but we had the hater on. Yeah. And you hissed about that. Yeah. Wasn't Well, no. But when once the the cameras went off, you were blowing up like I've never seen.

I know, on the monitor thing very quickly. Who told us it must have been someone in your crew? about a couple of people who when they were working from home though, they took their monitors.

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All the staff in the building have taken like their laptop and the adjoining monitor

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like honestly, it looks like the building were moving out. Did you hear what happened in the car park apparently the day that everyone moved,

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someone broke one. There was a couple.

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There was multiple. Imagine just all these people walking Um, we we have been having a situation work. Hopefully it's been resolved as of this morning, Dan, the Tech has promised me but because budget cuts and like they're trying to cut money, which every company is, and I get that the texts were instructed to turn the air conditioning off overnight now. Oh, so the air conditioning is getting turned off on now like 1011 o'clock.

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Luckily, there's no monitors around for JC.

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But we'll come in and we're in like a meeting from five in the studio. But the icons not coming back on till four. But it's taken like four hours to cool the place down. And that studio like we've got a video wall behind us is monitored everywhere. And just, I've been playing it cool, but for the last year, a couple of weeks on my course we've gotta and are we going to be costing more? If you're turning the acorn off, the whole building goes hard. And then four hours later, you've got to get it back to 22

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toward I've never understood about, you know the cars that will turn off when you stop Lights it's like surely that takes a lot I'm definitely thought you should

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never driven a Tesla.

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Not a big one. I would. That's one of those cars where it's like that I lost for

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me a Tesla race for a weekend once Really? Oh, she just incredible. It makes the hot. Yeah. But also I was like, do I need a car? That's gonna get me to 100 Ks in three seconds? Yes.

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It's um, vegan leather. Yeah, I sort of I so Logan Paul's extra video guy. I've been talking a lot about Logan Paul. But there's all these people that lefties team new people coming in and out. But one of the guys who he must have made cash because he's fucking living a good lifestyle. But he bought a Tesla. They're doing it. Yeah, probably. It's America debts. Great over there. What does that mean? As in credits, you know the credit thing in the States. It's not great in general, but it It's a contactless pickup of your Tesla. So you buy it. You rock up to a car park, and you don't speak to anyone so I like that you get it you've got your phone. Bang you're in feels a little dodgy just an empty car is theft.

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Do you understand the like a car rentals like when you rent a car services, it doesn't have his licence, but Grace was looking after the car rental. insurances are an absolute clusterfuck Do you understand? Can you give us a run through of how insurances work for car rentals? For

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whatever way you we've done car rental, we normally just do it under travel insurance. So we said no to the car insurance. And if we've trained what's your rate since now this is this is interesting, like so we'll go through that one. If we got to Bali or like even up to Brisbane over the holidays, we're gonna spend two weeks with the fam, we just bought a $60 one cover or whatever it is. And then that normally includes i $5,000, car access or whatever. So Then when I'm rocking up at a VA so hurts I'm like not on when your insurance I'm all good.

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So the point being is like we paid for insurance in the States through our through our travel insurance, but then you get there like, Man, look, I know you paid the extra bit but it's not. It's not public liability here in the

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states so it doesn't give you third party so if you hurt someone, you're liable.

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No third party is normally compulsory for car insurance. Like I think third parties come to Australia. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. And then again,

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I haven't had a career. This is the whole thing. I

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drive a car and by the way, with surance it's illegal does it I say

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things with third party you can't Yeah, you can't go and hit me on the street and like they will be covered.

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Yeah, okay. Sorry. I asked but I it just seems like it's one of those things. You look like a cow. So

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I was when I bought I bought a Hyundai. I was went to a bunch of dealers worst experience in my life trying to buy a car. I just want to have the money where I don't have to think about the price

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when you go to a car. Yeah, do you because I really Whereas get overwhelmed when they come over and tell me how many guys that can do I don't understand any of that. Yeah, I just want to know like I'm a gadget guy like leather seats is like hated visual price that's it Apple Car. All the fun stuff.

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I it was like a scene in the film. The guy right the price on paper. We're in his office and he fucking slides that across the table. I was blown away just a bowl salesman.

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Today, that's what I can do for you.

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He didn't get the sale. I bitch. That's just for you.

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Me telling you what you'd be good at.

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What were you doing before I do a first high school job. David Jones.

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Like alma mater work in MCAS and stuff. I went to David Jones in the electrical department. Where was that? in Brisbane? So selling like TVs and home theatres to elderly clients because it was you know, no one young was going buying a stereo or from David Jones here I'm selling this like Dolby Surround Sound thing to this 65 year old lady just wants to watch Days of Our Lives. You like now you want to hear the sand through the hourglass behind you. So you need the speaker. And then I did this is such a salesman, sleazy thing. You know how people got started in customer 60

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we'd like to close the deal.

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So let's say the frosting you got. We're gonna go and have a cup of coffee and just have a chat about it. David Jon's back then had restaurants

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in the physical damage

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another Yeah, yeah. So Josh plush. Yeah. So what I would do in the food court was right next to the electrical department, I'd go would don't pull the gun out back into the shopping centre. He's a voucher to have some free coffees at David Jones. And then what I do is I just mill around the exit of the cafe because then they couldn't leave without having to walk past me. Even if 20% of people would buy the TV because they felt He's 20% of sales that you never used to get.

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I just imagine that you give them the coffee voucher they go to order the coffee and you're the barista

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anymore. Gonna go to

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you was the last big purchase you've made.

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I purchased and at the start of ISO I convinced my wife to let me buy an inflatable hot tub

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and any reliable hot tub

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yet because we're in a rental and I really really want a spa and then I thought we're about to be locked down for three months with the kids. So I went down a rabbit how long long I was looking at catch and all that. And then I didn't have the patience to wait. awake. So I went out to Bunnings and bought one was about $750 amazing really still comes with the filter. Keeps it at 40 degrees like she is warm. 40 degrees of spare probably 60 bucks in pool chemicals. Just check it every week. Give it a Yeah, don't go over the top yeah I jumped in at after a fight tan and the woman

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has a few more chemicals that day. But yet 750 bucks used to material like there's not like a vinyl.

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Yeah, it's like a block pool, but it's like it's very thick quality

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almost like a bouncing castle like a jumping. Yes. Yeah,

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almost like if I sit on the edge. It's not like blue. Like, it's like sitting on it up. Will you use the filter? Oh, that's great. Sorry, because it blows bubbles as well. I feel like

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you wanting to sell this because I feel like I'll give you a discount code.

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Just head over to Bunnings

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cafe

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493 taught that I keep on but yet we've used to reckon three, four times a week.

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It's good. I mean, that's how many weeks in a row then.

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Oh, we've had it for four months. And then just recently, this is great. This is where it's just coming so handy. If we have people over for drinks or dinner on a Friday, Saturday night, what we found is after a few you'd be able to get in the hot tub. Hot tub. 10s paper so if you get in there yeah every time I've gotten out afterwards a minute

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no more drinks for us I think we're going to call it a normally I think I would leave I think if someone said to want to remember there was some some friends that said that that would do this that the club called spire and carries that would have

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we felt like it was

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like it was for some form of like swinging Don't you feel like that sounds like

30:36
not 60 is

30:42
I got some fun damn hot that's been let's obey together up to that curry. What sorry, what is that? What's, what's the vibe?

30:53
When I picture the spa you need to pitch it to people in a way where I know this is coming coming across like a bit swinger? Yeah, you know, so that will be like all six person, you can get four in there comfortably sit on my back and let's see some of the, like, yeah, we'll get into a lighter and I'll say you're a bit PC lighter. Everyone's a little bit you know, tipsy and they'll jump in, but no one has gotten out of the spa, and then stayed for an extra hour. So if you want to wrap the night up,

31:24
are you the first one to jump in? Yeah, normally

31:27
and lose very good at like, we'd prefer to put our place so that we don't have to worry about getting home but if lose tired, she'll just happily say to everyone, love you guys. Stay here two or four in the morning. I don't care but I'm out. I'm getting it.

31:40
I appreciate that. I do that shit.

31:42
But if you've got someone comfortable to do that, then cool you don't feel like you need to

31:47
leave but it also feels like you're being generous when you're actually just leaving the party like saying this. Stay tuned for me here

31:57
to carry spa night.

32:00
Good to see everyone

32:02
into a consistent Oh sectaries and spas a little bit strange potentially. Has there been anything that you've done? You know, I could imagine you being a poker, a poker night guy. I could imagine you being sort of, I want to take up golf.

32:15
I wanted to I want to get a group together and do a golf, I would say.

32:21
Yeah, can you George is actually better than what I thought he doesn't look like he could really take a swing because you're a hipster. And I think hipsters can. Yeah.

32:31
Oh, no. All right. Um,

32:32
nacho cheese definition him kicking, kicking a football as

32:36
always undercover fit.

32:38
Yeah, well, he's good with his face. He can play basketball. He's just like a bit of everything. games where you just require like focus. And so I recommend he's good to go. I'm not that good. But I reckon if I had a handicap, it would be

32:51
20s in the 20s.

32:53
I'm like, I was 32 when I was a kid, but that was max handicap. 36 but not

33:03
a serious go for like non halls lobby halls can Hall yeah not relax.

33:10
Be where would we go?

33:12
Definitely not shutting them. My mom and dad lived down there. There's one behind there. That's a good one. My brother walks onto the Studley Park, human Tommy little, and a bunch of others they walked on and play golf. It's like a bit rough but it's a

33:25
I don't want anywhere to

33:26
professional with the one that we go to is I think it's called Park. Royal Park. Yeah. And it sounds expensive. No, it's actually probably the West is the cheapest it's like

33:38
18 bucks. Was it? Was it the pinnacle of golf courses in the 80s?

33:42
Yeah, and they just haven't rebranded it's not it's not a great course because I have never seen anyone.

33:47
Yeah, I got a golf cart. Yes. We were getting cosy with insurance of cats. Do you think again, family read I could imagine you being the golf pro at a pro shop.

34:05
Like definitely got the vibe lightly yeah

34:08
if I can eat gotta waste your life playing shorts. Imagine Why buy two clubs Get yourself a

34:16
new putter.

34:16
Yeah, not a coffee out of the lounge.

34:19
If we could start at the driving, right, like can we just do a session driving around right. Ryan cheese and a session? Yeah, the thing about the carts is because we went a few weeks ago, we usually get a cart because you've got to drive across the train tracks to get to one of the holes so you need to like hand over your butt. Now during COVID you can only have one person in the cart.

34:40
Oh, I'm sorry all have to have their own cats.

34:43
I mean, that's no fun.

34:47
No, I this guy Josh. I wouldn't. Well

34:49
yeah, I've gotten I in Turkey. I got stopped. I was on one of those 80s RTV at that he got pulled over for being silly. It's been an awesome got kicked off a man's got to go karting in dandenong similar issue yeah I just get silly

35:07
they're power hungry people they're they're not any got any go kart

35:11
you know I was trading go karts like Don Dodge him cars so I would sort of wait for someone to go around a corner in the inside line and then I'll just turn into them you know we

35:22
need to get we need to get that guy out of the rural show hangs on the back of the dodging cars. Put him on the back of your car.

35:34
I wanted to bring up some new little kit that I just bought. I just bought. Have you heard of locked licence? And now I heard you talking about

35:44
a mate of mine invested in some shoe lice in New Zealand that you'll never have to tie again. He was a barista, and he had this little kid not a still a barista employee. In a meeting when I heard you talk man in the body. I thought a cold?

36:01
No. Okay, so these are locked licencing Yeah. So this is what they look like. I feel like you could get behind that what sort of shoot the rocket volley sort of thing just fans fans Yeah, showjumping tell them to for now they look so look at this. So I'm just showing the shoelace now.

36:18
So it's never at the top of a sleeping bag. Yeah.

36:23
Exactly when

36:24
you try it, and then it's you're done. And so

36:27
I was in the office this morning. I was upstairs, Josh got here. And I just heard this the pitch to George. And it was just like, Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How was that experience having the pitch? It felt like schoolyard before? Yeah, the bell goes. a kid's talking about he's rowleys he issues with Skype. You know, they're fucking versatile. Matt. They got skates in them, but you can also walk to

36:47
well, it felt like he wasn't actually really interested in my holiday at all.

36:53
It was two days. Yeah, two days.

36:56
How's your weekend? Yeah, good. Yep. See my licence.

37:02
You know I just washing my bed working I've Ivan mentioned the way I'm meeting her afterwards we're going to an open home yet now it's not

37:13
the thrill is it? Well, is it Oh COVID Saturday doing special things. Yeah.

37:18
Hanson atomic sanitizer on a few people into time you're seeing some people at the open home that are full on like rocking up with gloves. We looked at one the other day which they refer to as the renovators delight and real estate I should say the owners have requested you wear a mask and gloves. And

37:37
pestis know what, that was the thing when

37:39
we got in here, is it too late there's more of a chance we're gonna catch up. But even you know, like the little hair nets, you have to put them over your shirts. Like they were doing fucking surgery. Yeah. And so anyway you you're saying, I just think the thrills gone because I hate auctions. Anything you think's in your price range is going for more people really even now. Yeah, because There's no new houses going up. So people are really overpaying for stuff at the moment. And just the whole real estate agent will just I find a little II think ourselves as

38:10
you were saying something before you picked up the phone. What was that about? When from the shoe laces?

38:14
I've got a concern regarding the shoe laces. Can you pick up the shoe again, if you don't mind when you fully tighten the lace with the sleeping bag? Yeah, lock. I'm just noticing a lot of excess light. So I would say what 20 at least 20 centimetres well,

38:32
so this is the thing. What happens with that? You can they completely customizable. And so I they said leave around three inches. And if I can no one inches, nothing at all. And so I think I've done more than three inches well and so the thing is that you can tuck it in.

38:50
Now, there's an extra Hang on. So when now

38:53
three things you have to do, to be honest, the thing that I like so you can cut it and then you put three and wherever you You want so I put these and on. The thing is though, I was so angry last night because I'm creating this thing because I don't want to do my licence. The guy that has to read Lacy shoes you'd like it was I was selling because do you know how to relate shoes?

39:16
Yeah, I love washing my shoes

39:19
and then realising Yeah, I got Jordan Jordan, Michael Jordan would do it every game. Like, did you like fully Lacy shoe for the first time?

39:27
God I got into that Tucker. Yeah, and I'm not a basketball guy. And since then I want to buy a basketball hoop I've been looking at I really yeah, my wife I let me but she's like now we can just come home and we just got a spa here. And she's like, he can't just bring that home. And so the kids we've got a basketball hoop it's got to be for like a birthday or something might be a fair point.

39:45
So what what could you maybe like a good makeup some sort of day that we've got now is that way when we get into golf as well.

39:56
He's finally golf on that. I did think about that

39:58
and the dog Jordans. wanna look how to relax? They look ahead a game day. Yeah, I can just imagine our sound on the call

40:05
because the thing is German chat. guys were talking about this on the I could get behind that a saga potentially

40:12
I just don't want anyone being too competitive like it's so shut down on them and yeah if people come up I'm talking to you George and other people come up behind us I want them to play through yeah pressure perfect golf is watching us try and hit a ball.

40:26
Yeah I never see yeah how can we make it happen because I think because you're like me you like the

40:34
ideas rock up on Monday

40:38
yeah you will you'll get a sense that I can jaysus pack and rigid each on this this is happening again. But then it never never happens and I I do this a lot. And so how do we how do we actually action something and make it a non negotiable first of August? Saturday.

40:56
I don't want to play the kid card but Tommy will understand with this. Bye You'll go on next Monday works for me. And then Sunday night will be a nightmare with the kids then you'll feel bad about leaving the kids misses. So we have to go around in the spotter instead. Definitely no. I'm on two weeks holiday. Oh, from this weekend. Oh, I think we make a golf day happen in that two week window. Wait guys aren't good for you go so all day. Every day is good. That's right work for now.

41:24
You're 27

41:25
Let's throw some dates around. And I reckon we try and achieve it in that two week window weekend or weekday.

41:32
I think Victor, you can do it early morning. Not

41:36
too early. Because we want to have a few beers. Yeah. And that midday? Yeah, that's good. That's in the clubhouse.

41:44
We'll take Okay, three hours.

41:46
Perfect. Would you be up for doing a show from the clubhouse now it's becoming work.

41:52
This is the only reason you show off its content.

41:55
It actually will put a

41:57
word big picture company be big

42:05
Photos frames, big paycheck company just on the corner. Fucking. It's definitely on Smith Street.

42:13
Would this be going on the work credit card in the fall? Yeah,

42:15
no, if we get paid on Friday,

42:19
could we put some producer Brian's from our business and your show behind this one? Maybe Mr. 97 could do an instant posting.

42:31
Again, back then and our two moving in together. Yeah,

42:34
she's moved in. So they're around. She's like about that. She's currently she was staying at his place, and then meeting the parents. straightaway.

42:44
Wow. Yeah, she would have met him on FaceTime.

42:46
Yeah. I think the assumption is that there's they're not living together. I think he's not like he can't assume you're just gonna move out

42:54
plus an extra pressure.

42:56
You don't want that you want to sort of build into that I feel

42:58
was there ever a question of growth coming over for awakened or awake? Well, I think with all the covert stuff hard to get back in was you're in or you're out. Yeah. And so we were gonna do a whole

43:09
after your suggestion we were going to do a road trip.

43:12
Yeah. Which would have been amazing. And so selfies really big PR syllabus

43:17
that Josh on the topic. Yeah, it's looking like

43:22
and so they house it in someone's house in in July and so they'll be spending three weeks together then. So that's a good little

43:29
onboarding. So where's gross living after Bulgari before?

43:33
I reckon I think yes. Dang it service. Yeah, yeah. timer. Yes. Yeah.

43:38
We will add gills everyone you Olivia. Hmm.

43:46
Well, we pick that wrong.

43:49
I got three older sisters. And there was a massive gap between my younger sister in May. So sort of mom and dad didn't really care about the time like me.

43:57
Yeah, it's a bit like that last last child.

44:00
Jennifer Do you remember any first date? What What did you like on?

44:03
I was terrible. Honestly, I really didn't get into the dating world on a sorry, I did take a girl to the movies. I'm not a Star Wars guy.

44:15
But I was definitely Star Wars come out with about the 70s when was when they

44:19
when you want

44:23
Phantom Menace and all that sort of whatever it was Anyway, you went to the pictures,

44:25
I swear

44:26
to God, I hate not coming. And I took it to the movies. And I remember like, oh, what should we sing? I'm thinking I don't care. Let's just get into the cinema. Hopefully, something's gonna happen. And she's like our star wars and I'm like, brilliant. She's not gonna want Star Wars. She doesn't care. She just wants to get in there as well. And then we go into the cinema and the movie started and I tried to make the move and that's when I realised she was a fucking dead Star Wars fan. No, no, no, no, no Phantom Menace is on. And I'll say, Well, this is will be a waste of my life. I was just also really nervous kid with girls growing up

45:03
I mean the movies make sense since then since then but then the thinking that you should make a movie in the cinema was the downfall because a cinema you're not speaking to the person for

45:12
two hours a day like where are we gonna go? We're gonna hang out the loading dock of Westfield but there's nowhere else to hang.

45:18
You know, I could go to each other's houses. I mean, you could go to the food court or you'd have to go to load the loading audiences. What are you waiting for?

45:25
My bad does it go off? The go? I really liked it made the shoes and I remember like just cruising through Westfield and then just slowing down past May this just

45:35
had you met you off. What's the story there?

45:36
She was a Black Thunder driver.

45:41
in Brisbane you buy from Brizzy

45:44
No, she was a Sydney black cab driver before that was Danny ago called Amy from Perth, who was the black Honda driver. At 92.9.

45:52
You had a type before the icy cold cans of coke was and I was a black Honda driver in

45:58
Newcastle For that Abby who is a black cab driver at SFM. And

46:03
well, you just like outside broadcasts, where would it all happen?

46:06
I just because when I was working with the hot 30 it was a National Rail. So you were travelling a bit. And all I was doing like, I was just a young rider on it. So all I did was work. So you know, you party with work crew, you're hanging out with work crew,

46:18
do you recommend a fun? It's a fun environment. Yes, it

46:21
could be drinking together. Do

46:22
you think that there is potential? Like we've spoken about this with service? If you data listener, it's like I remember when I was younger, I nearly went into sort of church circles because I heard that you could go to levels up if you like from a looks perspective. If you were part of the same church. Don't look at looks as long as I know. So you

46:44
don't have as many options there. Like I'm only dating in the church.

46:47
It's a long guy what you're saying

46:49
TBA you'd be a four year public Yeah, yes. See the same song

46:54
with and I would have learned how to fucking sing and play guitar, but the No, so Do you think that being on radio you were able to potentially

47:05
I went from a four to a nine purely for the

47:09
unemployed I am back to a four

47:13
there was no mistake there no I think when I started working ready at definitely helped my confidence like I just wasn't a confident kid. Like in my

47:22
teenage years was it sick was writing I was sexy then

47:25
I'm not necessarily six I think just getting a job and a gig that you know you weren't at uni studying and you know working at bloody City Beach on the weekends it was I've started my career. I'm into it now. So I think it just bought more confidence.

47:39
Okay, great. Well, we should Let's lock in the Gulf because I'm actually serious. Yeah. What about bowling as well? That's an easy one. No.

47:46
I think bowling balls are bowling bowling. I find when I took the kids bowling final after the second bow. The thrill is gone. Hmm. The the idea of it sounds a lot better than I haven't.

47:59
I haven't thought about that. They marketing like think about the fingers getting in the little harshly

48:02
get your own bowling ball that'd be good.

48:04
Oh that you'd been up God that rock out with the little handbag with it. You know the leather How

48:10
much would a bowling ball cost? Tell me I can't see you sharing sports.

48:18
You play different sports, but I've got my clubs.

48:23
The Golf Club thing is interesting. Like I've I've bought a few golf clubs over the

48:27
years. Well, we don't have clubs George does What's it cost to actually hire?

48:32
Hire on his shoes.

48:33
It doesn't cost that much to buy I'm thinking now listen, if you

48:37
were doing one golf session, don't buy club.

48:41
Free clubs on our podcast. Yeah, last few brands, but I do not care can have LD written on the side for free sit for the amount of time we're gonna be playing. Yeah, and I know much. Well, that's the first ones

48:56
to tie some clubs

48:57
we have when we're living in New Zealand. We went across to spend Christmas with Lowe's family in Sydney. And they're there quite an extravagant Christmas sort of not expensive presence but just will buy lots of presents small amounts, but just so there's heaps of gift giving. Now we're living in New Zealand. And all our kids have been given like 10 percents. Ah, and I'm thinking all I'm doing is excess baggage. Gotta get this back, and then lose dad comes up to me and goes, they're gonna pick this one out for you. And I open it and it was a golf club. And he goes, it's got your name written all over my mind. That's great pate. Amazing. Thank you so much. Just what I want to play golf. Maybe 10 years. And now I've got to get a golf club back to New Zealand. Like Geez, you couldn't? Do you see the golf club? No, lift it and Sydney. Could you contact it on the plane with us? It's a weapon. Show them just be oversized. Yeah. And there's no way I'm not lined up and oversized. For one. I have issues with admin. Yes, I hate admin. You didn't check your email.

49:56
Do you check your email? No. What's your inbox what's I have been using the

50:03
CBP 6003

50:07
before we got last time. We spoke on Sunday. What? We're talking about romance and romantic things you've done what's the most romantic thing you've ever done? Oh, yeah. did hear about this? Um

50:21
there's some good ones. I used to had a good one actually, you do with Bray? I was like that was Oh no, it was Tommy.

50:32
Tommy with Bree. It was the

50:36
day with the Chase Bank that was made. Oh,

50:37
yes. Yeah.

50:40
Yeah, that was a roller coaster. Wasn't it? Sorry. Yeah, the teddy bear with the cheeseburgers.

50:45
So what have you done? Because it's because j Bay. You were a bit sad after that trip.

50:50
Yeah, well, I wasn't on that episode. But I was sitting on the couch watching and i was cool. So glad I wasn't on because that whole time I was thinking like Jesus. I can't think of anything I've done yeah really like him just booking holidays that we've both kind of aware of.

51:06
And yeah, we're on the spot trying to think of it.

51:08
I'm

51:11
I'm very big on like, I like surprise. I like surprising low interest not unexpected whether it's flowers a holiday babysitter for the night, but I just wring the

51:25
buggy

51:27
yeah I'm big on like, I like non expectations and then surprises

51:32
but um and so what is an example?

51:35
Like weekend I'm like your weekends away flowers and stuff but

51:38
yeah, thank you do you think we should not like I was thinking maybe maybe we do them so much that they've just become common too so normal yeah maybe we need to fucking useless cellphone was a rice last time you've written in a car do you write cards?

51:52
Yes I did a card recently I don't know what it was for Mother's day it was recent Was Mother's Day I think he told me pancakes are pennies Yeah, it was Mother's Day and I remember rotting the cat or life of Louise having a down wake and she's like, you know I just feel crap about myself oh crap about my life then I'd write a note and leave it for four in the morning when I got to work. That's nice. Oh shit. Oh, like I know on Friday. This would be awkward if she doesn't but normally ahead of holidays. Like I might wake up at four in the morning go in the spare room to get my clothes and get ready and she might have put a bottle of champagne or you know what? You're talking about what

52:34
she's done for you.

52:36
And you start drinking it for

52:44
the golf.

52:46
Yeah, I'm fired up. short, short game or long game. As in Do

52:53
you fucking idiots. Are you good? Do you play a bit of short game or a long game as in the tea Or like chipping padding.

53:02
I went and played that Hamilton Island golf course once and I lost 63 balls. Oh, wow, that is a lot of balls. Yeah, but to be fair, it's an Ireland course.

53:11
So this border carrying that many balls anyway.

53:17
Actually I know we should be ending but on that Hamilton Island golfing when I was 12 years old. I was going to Hamilton Island and I sat next to my idol at the time who was Jeff Jan's

53:34
other chef, the chef?

53:35
Yes, yes. And he was going there to play like a golf course

53:39
he was that's where all the celebrities

53:41
Yeah, and so I was sitting there and there's actually a home video of my mom's filming me on the pylon flipping out yet. No, no, it's just I just did a presenting piece. It's just me and Jeff Jan's sitting next to each other and I'm like,

53:56
hey, Brian, I'm on the plane and I'm sitting next to

53:58
Jeff Jan's and then you watch And then transitions to a balloon effect. But the he said when we're getting off the plane he said, are just lovely to meet you. We should play golf because I was begging to golf at the time. How are we?

54:09
12 04

54:13
I didn't say the thing was that I was so embarrassed Tommy. No, I wasn't. I didn't I didn't mention at all until we will land like I was just like, I didn't want to be the person built out the cutter. Yeah. And so then there was a whole thing and being like, I met Jeff Jeff and he would have been so embarrassed that you were like, do you mind if I just do it as loud as hell? I should actually find find it and

54:34
I ran into Joe's lawn member on Hamilton Island and we end up having a few and he got our buggy confiscated did he marry

54:43
Yep, cuz he gets on driving saying he doesn't get any better. There's no cameras around.

54:54
Jays. Thanks for coming on the show. My favourite. My favourite thing to listen To is the start of your point like the year, the like half an hour that you do,

55:05
we should really just record that not bother about

55:09
the podcast. It's like I think that it's a no I think people overlook it but it's always the thing that I'm like I can tune in. If I don't have time to listen the whole thing. I've got a listen to that. Well, it sounds like that's the only bit you listen to. So yeah, you did have a blog the other day about the whole thing got upset. How on a scale of one to 10 How serious are you when you get upset because I feel like the ganging up that goes on happens probably.

55:31
Yeah, probably five people. Yeah, but I'm not No, I'm very big on just doing real radio. Yeah, someone's pissed off. I'd rather set it's you know, I don't like fake stuff. Yeah.

55:46
That works so well for me, then you can just like yeah, talk shit and swear and

55:52
what number D stop breaking screens. What was that?

55:58
So it was close.

56:00
I'm thinking week one of holidays for golf. In fact, I'm going to shoot three dates this afternoon I'm very very keen on this

56:07
yeah i think i don't know about the I like the idea of walking just to get out steps in but we don't have that but I would like it would be good to try and slow down I don't like the idea of the rental golf clubs because they're just gonna be fucking

56:22
what's the other option spending 490 bucks

56:25
or rock up but just a one off golf day with these unquote stuff I got my buddy

56:33
and I can that would be something that would be something nice about us going all out like whenever you do one stop crawl before you walk. Thank you. I'm with you. And then we can get the shoes after we'll try and get a deal.

56:43
I used to have golf shoes. Fact actually the lock laces are big in the golfing community

56:48
casual, non house So guys, well we got 18 holes Aaron uniform carts clubs. Yeah.

56:58
It's a daily talk show. We'll work something out. Thank you Jason. Yeah, he'll be there now up to five buggies. Well, actually,

57:07
we'll get Jesse.

57:09
I'm just trying to think of

57:10
Yeah, I mean, if we're going to park What's it called? Rock royal park? I think they're pretty relaxed. I reckon you could get five okay on a hole.

57:18
I bet you open or yes breaking into like a

57:23
bit too I'm gonna book sure jewel pod Golf Club. I was

57:27
one just in blank. There we go. Wherever.

57:29
Are you excited about this?

57:31
I'm leaning in Yeah, this is very big data yet. No, no, no, but I'm gonna do this one. Yes. Committed

57:40
to deadly talks. I said Mr. God say one say yes. Right.