#676 – Genetically Annoying/
- April 12, 2020
We chat about Josh’s duck photos, how to tell people their fly is open, comedy movie reviews, going through old photos and The New World Rules game.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Josh’s duck photos
– Telling people their fly is open
– Comedy reviews
– Going through old photos
– The New World Rules
– A DJ JJ update.
– Origins of sayings
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 676 Happy Easter you absolute gronk how are we? What's going on? Just got my little Easter Bunny, my easter egg in my hand. I feel sick. Who's been anyways? Oh not not many, but I've just been eating other food and just continuously awake in and so I will eat this as we do the show though.
It's just my whole days literally been trying to get Bodi not to eat and get into the pantry, but he's got the he's got the stool out. He's getting up he's getting into the kitchen, into the into the cupboard finding the eggs somewhere. I came in just caught him then had the bunny in his hand and he said put it down and just took a bite and ran. It's a mean someone knocked on the front door. I thought it was a cops man. I was like, fuck it sounded like
We're about to, you know, kicked down the front door. And then Bodie and I ran over. And there is a tube that had 20 of these eggs in it. And another big kindess surprise egg, and it was the next door neighbor's
eggs. So it was lovely. But at that point, I'm just like, Oh, no, here we go.
This is so have you had any chocolate? Yeah, well, I mean I had pasta last night Sam made doughnuts.
But he made like with the I don't know what they were like leftovers or whatever mixture he made these like little bowls that are like have doughnuts. Then he cut them in chocolate. So I had a few of those last night him and then this morning.
Yeah, I had a I had a chocolate bar and there are a bunch of those mini easter eggs. So I had like, I've probably had 10 of those. So did you have chocolate? I still haven't had breakfast yet. So
did you have chocolate for breakfast? Yeah.
You've really you're really gone. Yeah. Yeah, good. Good. Good. See you Lucy. Well, I was I wasn't gonna have any because it wasn't my
you know, day of citta ating you cheat day. But then I saw all these kids on Instagram eating eggs. I was like fuck this. So then brain I ended up doing sort of this panic, panic, buy whatever we could get at the shops. So you had none had been responsible. But then by the end of it we're like now we need to sort this out. Where did you actually go to buy them? Well, so Bray was very particular on what eggs she wanted. And so she went to a few different shops. I tapped out and ended up going home but she went to like six different shops and we ended up with the assortment. We had some hot cross buns as well. So I'm sort of I'm coming down off the sugar high right now. I'm gonna get um, yeah, yeah, I can hear it in your voice. I'm gonna go
For I mean, that's not where you'd you'd normally hear you coming down on a sugar high, but it sounds like you've been yelling
or Charcot. Now, I'm gonna go for a big walk maybe 510 K's after this. I went to a went for the walk this morning. I think I took too many duck photos. I got sort of drawn in by some darks. And I took 600 photos and 300 of them were of ducks.
What all of them are.
In fairness in how many how many photos? Is that take per second. Yeah, it's
like 11 frames a second. Yeah, it's a law. But at least you get the every every facial expression of a duck. Do they have facial expressions? They sort of um, yeah, they're interesting ducks.
In a day, my friend Ellie, they were they were coming up quite close, which isn't helpful because I did only have the 70
To 200 mil lens and so I'm sort of like the the minimum focal distance was a was a barrier yet. The problem is that I was there's no real good way with the camera I have to quieten the shutter. There's some cameras like the a seven s, where you can have silent shutter mode. But I did feel like this morning using the long lens and that camera and the combo makes it impossible to sort of be described. And it's in. It's the concoct it's the combination of a crepe real Yeah. Oh, definitely. And then the other thing that happened is the belt if you see my the sort of belt that I have
as in for the camera strap in my belt, my arm your your belt. Do you have a belt? Hang on. I have seen it. Why have I seen that? You've taken it off at some point. It feels like a weird thing to have noticed. Right? Yeah, I've seen you've had it for quite some time, right?
And it's got like skin hair.
Hadn't on it like a sort of and so the thing that we've woven together yet but the thing is that it can get a little bit it can sort of an undo until I was in the bushes with my long lens and the fucking belt went and tried to fix my bow. As all these people walking past I was so self conscious
because I was like Bray I can't so just point your nose mates fine. I was so annoyed I went to I so annoyed that I didn't tell these guys to police. Please fly back up. Lovely guide a patisserie near my place. And I just got a coffee and now sorry, flowers right down just really noticeable. And I didn't say anything. I should have said something. You think I should have said something? I was just gonna there's a joke. It's like are you afraid of heights? And and they say no. You say well you fly is that I've heard that one before. I bet I've had that one done to me, but I feel like it's a slightly different feel like
It's a little bit more nuanced than that. What the the joke the joke? Let me handle it.
What would you say though? Like that? I mean, that's you could do in the joke form your flies on zip TV go. I think I'd prefer just to clear Hey Matt, you fly, rather than some sort of quirky
stupid alternative methods of notifying someone that they're flies and here we go. The cucumber is left the salad.
Robin has left the hood.
Someone tore down the wall and your Pink Floyd is hanging out now that's a bit much yeah.
You've got windows on your laptop. I don't know your soldier ain't so unknown anymore. Because the Moto needs to back needs to go back in the tower. Where were you? rayless I just found this.
Am I stupid calm.
Let me see. You've got
Fly sit for Monica instead of Hillary. Oh my god.
Much saves one show or movie we're watching last night. The invention of lying with Ricky device. It's great movie. Yeah, it's so good. Yeah, such a great concept. Like, it is so clever. Yeah, I mean, every world where no one has ever lied before. It's so good. It's great. Yeah, I mean, every everything you write says I quite like it. Shima so well, I was wondering about that with your sort of sense. Sense. No sense of humour. Yeah, well, yeah. Gone. I was just gonna say since like, drinking your sense of humour also dictates what you find funny. Like, what's the
case? No, I'm talking like, I'm sorry. I was thinking about what we remember how we were like your, your talking about your humour for yourself. So you could be
Dry humour within yourself Does that mean you find dry humour funny when you're watching it? Yeah, so that's what you understand what I'm saying is if you like the humour that you sort of partake in normally yes yes like if you're a dirty jokes person do you just love Do you get around them hard or it's just you like them personally? I was thinking that it could be fun during sort of all this this time whatever we want to call it lockdown social distancing for selves to do a weekly comedy review.
Comedy review. Yeah, so watch a comedy film I'd like to see him many years at rom com like what I'd love to just say you review an Adam Sandler film. Oh my god, I watched one last night would you want
Ah, oh, it wasn't so him. Well remember not Joe Rogan was talking about that being a great film. I've talked about being grateful one of my favourites. It is so funny. This one was I've never seen it
I should want what I want. I've only seen grownups format. And so that's pretty bad. Really? Yeah. didn't even know that was his film. And I'm gonna tell you this film that I watched last night. Jasmine just said the butcher is open as another way to tell someone the flaws of the butcher is.
I like that. I like I think you'd be like pattern. Just be I just realised. Just sorry. What? What are you saying, mate? I fly like on Easter Sunday. It's a bit confusing, too, because we are trying to work out what is open and what's not open. Yeah. And so it's a little bit sort of confusing.
For a good lunch.
It's good. Yeah. The film I watch was blended. It's awesome. It's like, it's just clever. Yeah, it's on Netflix. And it's an anime film. Adam Sandler with his Mac Drew Barrymore. And it's just it's just great. It's just it's just subtle comedy.
he's just he's just a winner. But like, that would be so hard. I mean, he's bank balance really sort of speaks volumes of the success of his comedy writing, because he's very, very wealthy from his films, but then he also has a lot, a lot of hate on him, like your day that you had yesterday, feeling down the dumps, just because people mocked you your music. Imagine being that guy measuring Adam Sandler, I was thinking about actually having people coming after you.
You know, like, that's the amount of dams that I'm not gonna go into all the dams, but I did what like it. Yeah, I'm sorry for everyone. I'm fetching. Yeah, you feel good. Yo, stop. Stop doing me. I'm tired today, to be honest. Yeah, that's your voice. It's Yeah, you went hard chasing ducks. Yeah, trying. I was.
Yesterday I posted three photos of myself in a row within an hour and a half.
we look at what like what was the I was on Google Photos because I was trying to point yeah, cuz it was a costume thing. We're trying to find photos of us with costumes. I was like, Ah, he's a throwback. He's, you know, I want to post this one now. Fuck it. I'll post them all now.
Tell you what I learned before I get back to Adam Sandler because I found an article that says the science behind why we hate Adam Sandler. Imagine if you had that Harley. Cool, Josh. You know, you'd have chronic fatigue. There's
so tired. Yeah, I mean, the thing is that even
Craig Harper has been talking about all the haters of use. Have you seen his grand post? Has he got haters? I don't even have the thing is that I have haters I just have people that disagree with me and I just get upset
like late see later on the day No, no, I in our in our account? Yeah. Oh, I missed this Miss.
That one. I Oh, yeah, sorry. I thought you meant Lisa Stevenson. I thought she was coming in to catch it. No.
I didn't say that. But Lisa, Lisa thinks I need to
stop being stuck. Yeah. Which then I accused her of drinking while sin
which really pissed her off. So
yeah, what i what i found from going through the photo like Google Photos, if you don't know what it is, you should have it so you can upload all of your digital photos so you can search through them. Yeah, people faces just the you can type in anything, you know, good typing tree, and then we'll come up with five other trades, so find any good ones, mate. I have, like I used to take out a camera when I would party. And I don't and I reckon I was one of Eric and I was probably the only one maybe one other person in my Friendship Circle. That acts like a close friend that would do it. So I wasn't gonna do that.
Do you want to shirt? That's a guy didn't have that when I had the I had that site Actually, I put it behind me. Hang on a second
this is it. It's a little Isaac axis Z axis 130 That's great. It's a great just a great little camera in your pocket. Love it anyway. I just so many photos of us getting loose just just debauchery like no like people know like warehouse parties where people are just in their undies. It's It's so many people's like, oh my god this blah blah blah. Oh my God, this but like I had photos they from parties that I know these people now.
Like the acquaintances I'm not even really friends with them. But they were in my camera you should do in series. Oh yes, we just
like he is them at 21
You know, you're there is some of that shit. There's some people that have good jobs now that probably wouldn't want those photos. I could imagine on the other hand, you can
write what can be worse than a free pass when you've been a stripper. Man, there'll be photos somewhere of me doing that shit. Anyway, it's um Yeah, but I was just I started texting them. Jules landers like my hat remember when you could actually get drunk with your mates? And I was just it was in that moment of thinking like this is crazy what we're going through right now and looking at these memories from when used to be able to like you take for granted I took all my 20s for granted party 18 1920 like it's crazy that like this skinny mate, like people that are now mostly like, Sony's everyone's just so scrawny and yeah, how did you feel mentally when you're going through all the photos? it um, it's pretty triggering because they're not like if you were, you know, taking drugs.
You know when you're younger it's like I remember the the vibe that it was all the partying saying it like, makes you feel a bit Yak. Ah, but at the same time it was I'm usually triggered like that thinking, Oh, yuck I remember those sort of dark times. They're not dark but they just like you just a bit lost you haven't sort of got your purpose yet and you kind of just, you know, trying to find a revolver at 4am 5am on a Sunday morning. It's it's not the place where you find your purpose to be honest, but I had more I had more of a
like, it was more just a bit grateful for having put in the effort out there on the dance floor. It was like What does that mean lad? I like I'm glad I experienced all that because imagine if the way forward is not that like you can't, we can't party it's not gonna be as loose as it once was the restrictions like if it does really change, I was like, I am kind of grateful that I am a gave it a fair nudge.
Just everything was just it made drunk and everyone drunk.
It's just the drunk series, I thought of a bit of a game that we could play.
I've called it one road.
Darren the doc. So it's um, it's called the New World game. And what I've done is I've created current limitations that we have through the through all of the social distancing and all the rules and associate and basically put one or the other so you have to pick whether you're going to have one thing or another thing that you can't have both okay? Oh, yeah. So it's like, yeah, we'll go We'll go through and I want to get your answers cuz we got four of them here. Okay, we'll start TJ, you answer and then you answer serves. Yeah. All state borders open or AFL back on TV. state borders, open. state borders. Okay. Why? Family major if you
had your mom
My dad who seek in another state and you couldn't get through my fully, you know, there's just watch reruns of 2017 season. Yeah, no, I agree. I'd be the most hated person in Australia to be honest.
It's, it's well worth it.
Well, I mean, I don't follow footy and then I can catch up with Grice. Ah, that's an answer. That's
unbelievable. Okay, yeah. To go to the beach or have a house party.
Swing swimming, like actually going to the beach. Go to the page.
Alright, in the beach, because you can always have a party at the beach.
At the beach,
at the restaurant or get your hair cut.
Or you can still get it caught. We will. Yeah, okay. Let's pretend Yeah.
I think I think get a haircut.
Yeah, go to the gym or go to the shopping centre.
gym, gym tonight. shopping centres. Do you shopping them?
Shopping said I'm thinking like I'm thinking like Westfield Doncaster Yeah, yeah that can pay no interest. No interest. Okay
that's all that was all I had but I thought maybe I could do for every single come up with those yeah I just I just thought you had an apple or something that's a great guy. Good. That's great. Yeah the New World rules. Yeah
so Tick Tock I have come up with a tick tock for you to do with Bodhi Oh great. So I'll post a place because he's fucking high as a kite. Do you reckon he could do both? No, this is perfect. Do you think that he could do a choreographed dance?
What about if it was just following you?
I mean, like I've, I spent a little bit of time trying to learn one. And then I have a lot like I've done curry. I've done curry before I've done hip hop down. Did you have to repeat? Yeah is full routine. Full retained net Harris's sister who net Harris has been on the show. Her sister Jasmine, it taught it to me. She's a dance teacher. And it's hard. It's hard. And so I have sort of, a lot of a lot of
the people who like Kevin Hart did this dance with his wife and I was like, Man, that would have taken you a long time to fucking
like you spent a lot of time people are spending a lot of time. I guess it's good because it's active. Like people are being physical in the sense it's, but they are tough. So I just know. The little gronk birdie is gonna strike.
You will you give it a go?
Yeah, if it's Yeah, I'll give it a go.
What is it? What's the onus? I'll put it on Instagram? So it's just you're gonna have to dress up like Bodie, like or you and bowtie gonna have to say well how do you feel the other one is you doing the have been really enjoying the ones where the guy stands still and the girl sexy dances and then they switch
recently there's been there's been a bunch of them it's very funny, would you? Oh no, no Alex icon did was great, wasn't it?
He looks good in a dress.
Yeah. So I mean, you've been on tik tok. You're struggling
Yeah, well, I mean, what I what I came across was just a bunch of videos of people slapping ham on other people's faces. Ham. Ham. Yeah. So you walk it's like playing a song whatever you walk around and then when the bait drops, you throw ham at someone's face and so it makes the noise of the ham in effect is this because you follow Jason Andre on this is on this is on the daily talk show. Tick Tock are real
Yeah. Okay. So a couple of creativity to it. Do you think nine now there's I mean, nine there's not
for anyone involved other than to see to see to see slides I yeah, it's the it's probably the easiest one you could be nominated for.
Would you do one hourly mom Sam's I mean, I don't know how much she wants to do that.
It's probably she actually asked you Yeah, look, she asked she asked me maybe it was either this morning or yesterday she was at a we really having to do it. Tick Tock. Be good fun. Yeah. I bet if it's a good bonding exercise, visit this whole family was better Audra. I think it'd be better off doing a whole family one. There is one way in stepbrothers where they do the singing in the car.
Do you know you know that same
same baby, but someone did it really wants the whole family like drama.
And they're doing the harmonising. Yeah. And it says the other fun one a lot dance I can share with you saves quite easy quite easy. It's like you swimming and then you sort of running on the spot. And then you swimming. It's funny. Anyway Okay, you get what did you say to your mom when she said Do we really have to do this? I said no.
might come on
come on, man. What were What are you out of? 100 today nice.
Ah, probably is Yeah, probably 75 or 75 at quite high.
quite quite. Is it? Yeah, I feel I could watch it. I felt I felt good because we we had some rocks that we had to move from the backyard into the front. And yeah, may Sam James and mum wheel went out and did it and had a bit of fun. So that was the like get get the obsessive
vintage out by lifting rocks. Yes. Good. What are you at NAB in Utica. Oregon. Had a nap. So 65 to 70 That's good. Back of the weekend feeling just lethargic. Probably drank too much over the weekend. Yeah, drinking really does. Like I reckon the day after is where I feel at the most not in like a tired way. But just in a spending a lot of time on my phone kind of way. You know, I just like down a rabbit hole like it's almost Yeah, it's like your brains been put on standby like you computer. And then the thing is, I let people into my little bit of paranoia. I have a now so everyone damns you directly about the paranoia, which makes you more paranoid.
I was haemorrhaging followers yesterday I lost five followers from home.
God Have you got that thing installed that tells you
if I got a notification when someone because we for people who
When you to the show, there was a time there was a guy named Stephen. I never said his actual name. I used to call him Steven, in the show when I tell the story. cinematographer, worked on a shoot with him, got along really well. And I checked Facebook wanted to show someone his work. And all of a sudden, we weren't friends on Facebook. And so I sent him an email. Just saying, Hey, man, what's going on? Why aren't we friends anymore? on LinkedIn, and you want to connect on there. So I don't have a great track record. I gave you the response that you required in that moment. He didn't respond. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what he should have done. And yeah, but I think that like let's let's not pretend like I haven't always been like this. This is no, I see what changes. I say what you mean, but I think it's
maybe pivotal. I think there's probably more people like you Josh, in that respect. But once I it, like they they understand the gravity of
letting this out into the air into the abyss and people hearing it and going you fucking wild where these outriders said
that Shannon couldn't listen to yesterday's episode.
Was that true? I don't know if she met it the whole way through. But yeah. Because of what I'm saying. Yeah. Well, I don't know you you think you did go pretty hard. But I mean, I guess when you're in that mode, you just double down on it. So so. So do you think I was mean to Shannon? I don't think I would, it wasn't directed at Shannon.
I don't know.
Well, because this is the thing to me. There wasn't a single voice. It was just, it felt like what Gemma's was was messaging me. She wasn't happy. She didn't like that. I use the word attacked. She says you're always saying you're being attacked. You're not being attacked.
Anyway, I was gonna bring it I told myself I wouldn't bring it up anyway. No, no, I wasn't attacked.
Gemma, I was just how would they feel about someone writing an article of the science behind why we hate Josh Janssen?
Look, it would make a lot of sense. Maybe I can explain my own self hate. No, no, no, that sounds good. You can do that. on our blog. Yeah. Would you write it says
go to Java. Background can we can we get Oh, what about Grice? The biological sort of raisins, right?
We cannot you can use my 23 made details if that's at all helpful. I think it sounds like Josh Janssen is genetically annoying.
was gonna say something about you thumbs but two thumbs up?
No, so like Adam Sandler. I think it becomes a thing where people who might not have even cared about these movies. Start You know, when
When it becomes a thing, it's like a it's like it becomes a meme. Not saying you're becoming a meme Josh but Sandler's movies being. He's another one. He's like, yeah, someone said in the comments. It's like he's winning. He makes films with his best friends. Yeah, always got the same people in the films. It's like, you can only enjoy that one trick Adam Sandler level. Yeah, beforehand. It's it's a little bit painful, isn't it when you just gotta it's gonna podcast you know.
Jordan Michael ad says, Hello, kids. How's JJ doing today? Jordan, Michael ladies loves to psychoanalyse me on DMS.
I am I posted yesterday that I was looking at getting a DJ deck so that I could play music and sort of feel a little bit more comfortable. And he thought it was mean not addressing the real issues. And what was what's the real issues, Jordan? Yeah, he was he was he was saying like
Yeah, he went into a lot of detail and I just sort of doubled down that I want to get the dJ dJ deck. But though what we've ended up bringing I spoke about it and she agreed that it needed to do something but I didn't need to get the DJ deck. And so I'm getting the $30 iPad app that will allow me to bring in Spotify songs, but I'll still be able to sort of mix them and change tempo and beat match. Oh, that's good. That's gonna be fun.
Like George is into music right like he he bought a whole set up a whole DJ setup. I know he hasn't told you this watch because it's it seems like a weird flex. Like he bought this it's happened his mom's pace he's got a full kit that like make you can make music on it like you can full like produce from ground and stuff. And that's good on tap pads and shit. Like so he is but he didn't use it but
George could be throwing the decks. I mean, we've heard he's my humps acapella if that's, you go by. Now, I want you to come back strong next week, Georgia. Yeah, I think I think you know, you won't hear a peep of anyone, even though I don't want to tell you that. I just want everyone to be all there. It's that whole thing. This is like when I had my blow up with my parents or whatever, and then the next time they're all nice to me, and then that's, I just can't handle that either. But now I'm Joe. Like, in all seriousness, especially Lisa, who was saying, should I should I read out now? I won't read.
That wasn't that mean? That was like a bit of fun. If I'm not soaking, Lisa, it's a bit of gear. I understand that. It's ridiculous. I understand. There's more important stuff in the world. So it's can we feel it hard? You do. I do. That's the thing. It's like I said it on yesterday's show. You know, it's good but you also are so caught up in the feeling of it. Which is the beauty for the people.
Laughing are in pain with you, but it's also the hard bit for you. I feel like it annoys me as though Felix says was quiet on the text yesterday. was quiet on Really? You reckon?
I mean, I think a bit annoyed be. Why are you annoyed? Well, I mean, you met you messaged a lot yesterday about it. I just I just thought you'd potentially let it go a little bit. You kept sending me screenshots of all the messages so
you can see what
I was hoping for you to just be my like, so cool, man. But you just like one word responses. Jordan mica ladies. I'm not psychoanalysing Josh. I'm just trying to help a fellow anxious wreck Latvia. That's my thanks. And thanks, Jordan. I think that that's that nothing bothered me, but when I know that I'm upsetting saves. I really
I didn't mean to upset you, sir.
I yeah, at one point you were I said something like
you like well aren't we our thoughts? And I was like no
I was guys like thinking so deeply well that's the whole thing around like people say that right like yeah you're not your thoughts well you're beyond it there is a place beyond and and you can't sometimes control your thinking. And so you can you can sometimes you can, you can play with the way you're placing focus which can pull you out of the thoughts and stuff but a lot of the time for people they can't like thoughts are flying into their mind, but how you view era because I understand the whole sort of philosophical like you're not your thoughts or whatever. I think I get what you're saying but there's a massive disempowerment in ultimately believing that you are what you think. I get the sentiment around like, if you are thinking negative thoughts, you will be negative but the
There has to be a control beyond that, which is I'm not my thinking my thoughts are happening, am I choosing to sort of be them or not, is the next layer and so it's like, it is just about it. Like it's that perspective is a way of definitely removing the identity of you and your thoughts in the belief system and stuff is forming more of sort of how we are responding in acting and treat and how we're triggered and stuff like that. So
anyway, it's gonna bring some positive
news, I was gonna do like a good news story as a way of sort of changing my brand. I want to sort of rebrand into the, the guy that's bringing all the light, you know, into the dots of what did you have? Did you have anything I didn't have time I was on Tick tock, but
tell me for you though. Yeah, I always love this. We've done this a bit. It's sayings and their origins. It's a good one for Sunday.
go cold turkey. What do you think that means? Like, you know, where does it come from? Where does it come from? Where do you think comes from JJ? Cold Turkey?
Cold Turkey. I recognise a bout
so going cold turkey just means just
completely removing something or completely like going all in. And so cold turkey I reckon has something to do with
don't bother heating it up. I reckon it's probably some sort of thanksgiving thing. It's like you know what?
To say the turkey cold.
I was I was gonna go on the route of
if if there's if the turkeys cold. You're not going to talk over cold turkey.
Like he's you don't no one's no one's
no one's gonna if there's if there's a
Turkey that you're eating like Thanksgiving or whatever, right? And it's it's warm, everyone's talking. You're all around the turkey, like for lunch. But if it goes cold, then no one's gonna want to be there and be talking. So, yeah, everyone goes out everybody's wrong. And it got something to do with waking up in the morning. Now, it's the history, people believed that during withdrawal, the skin of drug addicts became translucent, had to the touch and covered with goose bumps, like the skin of a plucked Turkey. Yeah, it's almost like you can see through the skin, you know, like, I don't know that was grab. I got it. I gotta come. If you want one. Do you wanna I can do one a day. Yeah, I want to die. I think it's a great site. And then for real lift, lift me up, serves a mayor.
We had a lovely email from Julia. She said Hi, gronk just wanted to write in and thank you all for continuing to produce this amazing content. I'm a final year.
Nurse and a midwife. And whilst the rest of the university world has paused their practicals and transition to online classes, my hospital placements are still running. I always listened to to you on my commute to placements, so I can't express how nice it is to have a sense of normality and structure in my life right now. Simply through listening to you on my daily drive. It might sound insignificant, but it truly makes a world of makes a world of difference during this crazy stressful time goes to show we can all make a difference big or small to help each other through this pandemic. And you boys are helping a lot more than you realise. Thank you Happy Easter safe Julia. Happy Easter. Thanks Julia. That was nice. Lovely. Feel free to send through your Son request Julia on the Spotify playlist as well. Philippe said, is Friday dress ups happening? Yes. Oh yes. I saw we saw the the different situation.
I took some screen grabs to choose scratch screen grab them two cents. Yeah, I've got a few so Stuart, he reckons we should do stranded. He's thinking last Castaway or Ozzy survivor vibes. Yeah.
That'd be easy for me.
The Neck Beard. I could organise that for Friday.
Amy says dress up as your favourite the daily talk show host. I just I feel like that would be real painful for me.
Since fucking 30, Tommy's and 10 cents
what else is the? I mean, a man said whatever you have, which good money, I guess. Yeah,
But also it's got a redfoo outfit. That's how great was that?
Red first name
few other suggestions something formal Joe exotic theme that was from em crazy hair day like in primary school was that used TJ to just remember that they used to because the heyday the problem with crazy hair dye was the mess. It sort of really gets in your head like it can really fuck your hair. I mean, depends on what you're using. has been using, like, like coloured hairspray. Or the coloured sprite? Yeah, I remember that like getting sweaty and it just dripping down my face. Yeah. It was a big one like you would you would spray your hair. It would just like ruin cushions and all that. Ah, yeah. Les says a dinner party theme as well. That's real trashy. Wait, I can't get lip injections that quickly, though, is open. Could you could you imagine
me on a show like Big Brother, if I was to like lean into it and just be the insecure baby that I can pass the psychological testing.
wouldn't let me on
was pretty tweaked. Yeah, but he still
Yeah. Yeah, you're pretty spot on that.
I mean, it's that's what they want, right? They're looking for people who are on the cusp of craziness but you know, they can't they won't be liable if they fall over the other side which I can't promise that with you. But the other thing too is I worry like Gradle fucking hate Gretel hates me. gradle wants me gone.
But the thing is that I love I love the front end drinks, like it is a lot of fun. It is great. It feels like we've almost that's almost graduating from a friendship level like gronk first blow up like let's move on. But it's bigger, were bigger and better than ever. It did feel a little bit like the whole handcuff ankle incident you know, just making all of a sudden people are talking and Shannon's not joining the chat any
morning Shannon direct and she's just busy. Busy.
Cry she's not in the chat either
I mean, yeah. Shannon cries Oh, learn how to get through these saves in Ireland I've learned. Yeah, no had it we had to weather the storm. You just you just don't let it affect you like you get it just right. It's there wasn't personal I wasn't attacking
Nigel it's all good. What do you think I was?
This is how I survived. I don't even clean. I don't invest at all.
I have a reset. Yes, I'm gonna let it go. But you need to let it go to. I've let it go. I except you're messaging me normally.
Yeah, sure. Oh my god. Now if you like it, I get it on saves. Your Josh's mental health is in safe hands, right?
Why was he so why don't you just push on just being nice to me again. Just what do you mean? I'm always nice to you.
is that is that a tube of lube in the book case now on Dave's now it's um it's sunscreen. Sounds great baby. I do I do have a purple bottle it's not a not lube but is massage cream for like sore muscles and stuff. Okay, yeah, it does make you tingle but yeah, but not not where you want Yeah.
Anyway so that is that is happening safe so we sent that email out. Now I'm sending it sending out an email to the Bronx who were involved it's gonna be doing now that everyone has their email shows Yeah, that's always thinking of just double down on it. Yeah. And so yeah, we we take into suggestions for costumes for next Friday night drinks through email which you'll get if you're on the on the VIP list and should have So anyway, Instagram Philippe says, Why do you guys call Mason saves, so
In Australia, we shorten everything. And so his nickname was Mr. 97. And so savs is sort of like shortened 97 so it could be Philippe Li Pei Pei I'm gonna start calling you pay my wife pays back pipe out it's just I think it's it's an Australian is mister money you just
like me so I call Amy a moss
and then I've taken that to mossy so a moss Amy a moss moss mossy Maschine like I get down there in Maschine Yeah, I get further debt. Like I legit and they stick to like I just go so far so far down the rabbit hole. Anyway.
He likes Philippe likes PayPal. PayPal. That's good. pipettes, good. Oh, can I just say Apple pays great. I mean, I've
I've only used it like yesterday I use it to buy some stuff. Okay. It's like, yeah, I mean the checkouts great. It's so easy. Hang on, hang on. You're talking about an in websites, right? Yeah, yeah. And well, yeah, I was gonna say literally just use this down the shops. your phones pay off. I bought a quad lock for my iPhone 11 Yeah, I got one. It's coming on Tuesday. I have the quad lock Yeah, it's coming. It's coming this week. I feel like I feel it's dangerous times for me right now with this phone because it's slippery.
I paid it on check out it's insured I paid it on check it but then it'd be so annoying because there's no Apple shops open until maybe they're open now or later in the month. Be open yet. Anyway, paid it on the checkout saves great salary details has your mailing address off. Yeah. Robin the chat says lol. It's funny how sometimes they get longer than the original names. Yeah. Felicia Philippe says in Brazil. They call him late. Pay or save
Fa Fie, Fie Fie. Fie. Fie. That makes please. Like, I like fee. Yeah. Yeah. LinkedIn says iPhone 11 flex there. Yeah. Favourite flex to get it in how much did it cost you
pay monthly? What do you reckon it is? It's probably about 1700 bucks cheaper than yours. It's probably two grand by the end of it. Is it? expensive phone, isn't it? I mean, seriously expensive. I bought that. I mean, we all got these before the pandemic. Yeah. And the economy shifting itself. I wonder if people start thinking twice about spending 140 bucks a month on their phone like.
I mean, the thing is, you're justified to easily when you work and you use it for creating content like you know, wide angles. Nice, isn't it? It's all about that wide angle, isn't it? And that night mode. Has that daily photo, Josh. I never use it.
Why is that so funny?
When we don't have it? Yeah, yeah, I am. It's useless.
You say yeah, but I got it for the band tree when you're doing 10 hours a day.
That big battery, what is your screen time? Just quickly? What is it? I got pushed. It's a Sunday here in Australia. So I get sent like a, you know, your weekly ration? Yeah, it's like average five hours and 40 minutes a day of Really? Five hours and 46 minutes of screen time per day last week, which is Yeah, it was 40 per day. Yeah, per day last week. Yes. 17 This is for the whole week. 17 hours. Oh no. 18 hours on instagram. 15 hours on messenger.
are waiting on Instagram last week?
Ain't 66 hours and 43 minutes? No, sorry. Sorry. Instagram 1750
29 hours 20 minutes and
it was just yesterday that was unbelievable how we found 29 hours yesterday I did a total screen time of 10 hours 20 minutes find out it's not good but yes you know yesterday I spent five hours 24 minutes on Instagram
I was running back to my text
we're all good I'm not being a soak
we're all good
it's all good yeah yeah everyone's Oh yeah, saves if you need some sort of counselling service based on our message the message me if this is if this is a flow on effect where like, saves is under so much pressure he starts messaging me for relief and it's just his circle of God. I'm trying to relieve saves you're trying to relieve Josh Well, he then he then double down double
Down on work stuff he was texting me at like 10pm trying to find a good, like, file management system.
man asked me at like 830 in the morning for our wiki logins is that we just trying to change subjects.
I was I was this morning, because I found a template for the wiki, right? Like I found a nice little design. And I was like, Oh, I wonder what that what's that like to instal it? And so I just wanted to login. And then last night actually was trying to find a solution because you asked me to try find a file, which was so easy to find.
was just a system called story, boy, great. Jim. Jim is on the in the comment. She says I'm back to the 40 minute polarity session. Am I stiff? Smith? Yes, yet or no? And she says hey, Jim.
Yeah, Queen gronk comments. Thank you for joining us just want to do a little shout out, you know, just trying to whenever on back, but now we really do. Appreciate you, Jim.
We love you, Jim. We love all of you. Thanks for joining the daily talk show.
Yeah, we'll see you tomorrow is a public holiday but we'll be back at 11am we do the show on weekdays and 4pm to four so we'll see you then guys have a good one. Say guys.