#658 – A Field Day/
- April 1, 2020
We’re joined by Gronk Grace to chat about infectious diseases, doing our own haircuts at home, Sydney vs Melbourne, and Friday night drinks! We’ve also got an update on Tommy’s missing penis pump.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Tommy’s penis pump update
– Infectious diseases
– Haircuts at home
– Grace’s laptop
– Sydney vs Melbourne
– Friday Night drinks
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 650 eyes. What's happening guys? What's going on? Hi guys.
Little April Fool's. We're just keeping people on their toes. So we're, we're a little light. It is one of those things.
I'm so confused by the car. Like it always gets me when I'm in your car, which won't be for another six months at least. It's you guys run 10 minutes fast.
Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, it's only seven minutes, I think to be specific. I mean, but that's, is that sort of pre empting that you're always late. So you need to sort of somehow well, Bree Brees always she likes being early to everything whereas I'm I'm an optimistic person when it comes to how long things will take. Yes, I want to be out
Yeah, Greicy you wouldn't URL early or like to shoot on early and all my friends know it as well. Like, I know, like five minutes before I meant to be there. So
if you write if you're on an international flight and how long would you, um, I'll probably get there like, two and a half hours before the flight.
Melvin, just, you know, bit nervous. When the
guy sees one of our gronk that's holding down the fort in the lockdown in Perth, can you get out of the state or you can't, it's locked out.
Nowhere even locked into certain zones in Ws there's like nine different zones so we can't go down south or up north or anything. And there's places like the board or the borders,
stopping us and giving us fines if we try to get out
If you're a criminal in these times, like that's the sort of main goal
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I spoke to my mom guys this afternoon. And she said yesterday's episode was hilarious. And we also got some feedback from Craig Harper, who really enjoyed the episode. Mom's specifically wanted to sort of just touch on the payment penis pump content.
We turned that because I did I haven't spoken about
since the since it all went down since my painless pump went missing. It was a Kris Kringle don't think I just buy these things. It was given to me randomly, but uh, guys, I have an official statement from Joanne jacket. And here it is.
Tommy, I'm ringing apropos of the penis pump.
That you were talking about even the other day. And I remember that vividly that Christmas morning, where you saved that prison from bread. So anyway, I wanted to just let you know that it was not me. That got rid of it. I never wanted to see it again.
where it is. Oh
this is the new Tiger King documentary who who's got Carol who threw out my cock pump.
pop it's annoying the I'm gonna have to give Dad I'm gonna call dad.
Did you TJ Did you share a lot of stuff with your brothers growing up if you interact by asking if I share my code.
Now when I was the little brother so it was always me wanting this you know, wanting my
My other brothers things like there's a there's a photo of me it was my brother's probably 12th birthday and he's got all these boys in this room watching I started playing Nintendo and you just see me at the window just like like just wanting to get in and so no I mean I got a lot of things but I also stole I was a bit of a rat I'd get into their drawers and you know sniff about So was that you were a console family what what gaming system were using? Was it Nintendo Nintendo into like the full first Nintendo with the duck hunter started there. What was that that was like us and then winter?
No, no, this is many years before that, like the box it was like, you know, the full cartridge is like twice the size of the Nintendo 64. We had to see when I could drive. We went all of them, but it was all Nintendo stuff and then 1006
for the PlayStation, but then I like lost total interest. And like I'm losing interest in this conversation right now service Did you play games?
ps ps3 was the first console I think that I had. And it was a FIFA Cod.
Yeah, driving Gran Turismo another driving guy guys crises impressed by All right
my son used to have a PlayStation now that would really be impressive if he still
sold it. No
we've got one actually got a ps4 but don't use it. And so what did you What did you grow up? What like what did what did you play growing up? We had a ps1 for ages and then mom didn't allow my brother and I to
data. So we had a ps1, so we would just go down to my cousin's and play ps3 ps3 down there. And it was FIFA.
The NFL games, the driving games, but I was always left out of those in the boys just play but I just sat there and you know, chatted with them. There is one guy I didn't know of even you might, maybe your brothers were well into sport, Josh.
There was a game where you rolled out a little sort of carpet oval, and you had this sort of ball bearings of a thick metal ball, and he dropped it down this little slope, and you'd play cricket. And there'd be little keepers that would have like their feet moulded. So if it went to them, it would go into their legs. But that was that was nostalgic. Think anything about that. There's been a heap of content online of people rolling out their old games from I think because I'm the coronavirus. I think we could even start a bit of a like land party.
Like a virtual LAN party where we could all play games. Let's just keep it a book club right by
signing up. Well the funny thing I actually I said that sounds How about a book club for a second but the
only game thing Brady said she was wanting to order a new couch. I said, Okay, we can get a couch but can I get a PlayStation? And she brought up which was very fair that she was like, why every single time I want to buy something, do you think that that means that you need to get something and it did sort of point out the fact I'm a bit of a baby. Can I just ask what's going on with the cash we have a lovely cash. Well breathing breed doesn't think it's deep enough.
It also makes a squeaky noise, doesn't it? Yeah, but she's she put it on Gumtree, which I think I
bought this once too.
Well, yeah. So it's, it's still very good and we could negotiate off offline.
Empty no offline. Do you know how much do you know how much it is that it's on listed for? I don't know. Brain I'm actually still up. I can re think she's gone to get food. We're having steak tonight I think. Anyway,
we've got people riding in on the comments, or
Gemma's saying OMG yes hello I'm like but I'm here for this.
Sorry, I found the I found the catch on Gumtree I really found 100 bucks 100 bucks jaysus is on regional Taiwan Chi grey mile Kate the couch purchased on Timberland Webster selling because we've decided we'd like a smaller couch in our space.
We want it to be bigger.
Well, I mean, say the couch and Ottoman. Yeah, pick up my calling would only Yeah, it's very annoying. What else is pretty selling
Now that was it.
And we've already got someone scamming us.
Mr. asks, Does this mean that we're going to have Danielle on the show? No.
The reason why we have grace on the show is because of your what you studied. Now, services already told me that I can't lean into Matt like he's, he's always.
He said like, she's not like a doctor, you can ask all these questions. I was like, stop playing down the crisis. Like I told him to tell you that I was like, Don't ask me too many hard questions. And so yes, can you bring up a lower third of infectious disease expert?
What did you study? Um, so, my postgraduate degree was a Master's of infectious disease.
Yeah. Very good.
Yeah. Tell us about it.
Oh gosh, oh, it was a two year course how to do a thesis on it. And we kind of did a bit of everything. How many words
it wasn't it was a page count. So it was like less got to be less than 50 pages of like Oh, that's good. Lance. Yeah, I could have done
I could have done I was thinking of just putting in like a photo like you know, pictures tells 1000 words but haha
but yeah, so less than 50 pages so that was interesting. But then we kind of did little bits and pieces like bacteriology parasitology like public health and food microbiology. So a little bit of everything. Yeah.
I guess first question is, Is love the most infectious disease.
I saw that I saw that.
love how you cut it. I saw that on a meme today.
Like, it's funny, but it's not a disease.
Um, I could
study it though, so and so and so when you saw the corona virus stuff like what do you? What do you geek out when you're looking at all this stuff? Um, I'm really interested in the numbers side of things, like the statistics around the, you know, the countries and the deaths and their cases. Unfortunately, that's kind of what I prefer, as opposed to the virus and how enters the body and how it replicates and everything so yeah, I thought you use this stuff nivel and, you know,
Italian footage of the morgue. You know this. I actually. Yeah, it's pretty heavy. Sorry about that, or
I pick a real now I've got a question about the answer.
Do you remember? Do you remember it feels like a couple of few weeks ago? There were these memes going around being like guys, you're so dumb like the washing or using hand sanitizer or whatever can't get like this is a virus it's not bacteria. Do you remember? Do you guys remember these names? Yeah. What's the deal? Yeah, I understand them because I feel like just Yeah, well just depends what you're trying to kill that you're trapped with trying to kill a virus rather than bacteria. People were taking antibiotics but that really work on viruses. So similar thing like you need a percentage of alcohol in your hand sanitizer to kill the virus. Well, how much
pause so is Jim Watson based on alcohol? Yeah.
He's a fun fact. I think it was Louis Vuitton have turned one of the
perfume factories in
hand sanitizers, hand sanitizer factory and they're giving it away for free to the government aren't distilleries doing that as well. Yeah, like some gin distilleries I think? Yeah.
change us, um,
was Jean Samak into a hand sanitizer thing anyway, he owns the ginger syrup distillery we're talking about now.
But now I thought Louie Vuitton was a good one. They just
have their perfumes. They also making masks and stuff like some fashion brands and making masks trash as well. Seven grandmas.
Melbourne versus Sydney 97 was saying that
you're doing everything that way.
Insert now seriously
to jog you got no chill.
Oh God, here we go. So Melbourne versus Sydney
pros and cons Melbourne but I'm curious, because I know people in WWE for whatever reason, hate Melbourne and Sydney for the most part. I feel like that's a nun. I feel like Sydney's like a bigger PR A lot of us say that. I definitely say that a lot of my friends say that as well. I prefer Melbourne over Sydney. So yeah.
What why is that even? Like we don't you live in Perth. Why is the discussion around Melbourne she's looking at you know, looking for what are you looking for work in Melbourne? Well, I didn't want to move from Perth. Yeah, that was the plan. Um, so I was looking at a range of different places including I've raced and including Melbourne, but also Sydney.
So what is it because I say that like in the US. They're using it.
The different labs to do testing can you with your work does that mean you you could eventually be doing like testing and shit? I could do even in Perth today because I work at a hospital at the moment just doing admin and stuff they've put out kind of like they did like a survey of everyone that works there guy who has clinical skills, who doesn't who would want to get get clinical skills. So I guess if they need me then I could do it because I've got diagnostic experience and things like that. So yeah, I could do that in Sydney or Melbourne as well.
I feel like I'm asking all the questions I thought it was I wouldn't normally do one for one, but I've done
General saying Christ I need to message you lighter rate fringe cutting. I've told the boys you've inspired me. I was gonna let mine grow out but you've convinced me that an at home job is possible.
Yeah, hey on this sides a bit dodgy but this sounds good so
oh one thing
yeah the hairdresser I don't want to take birdie to hear hairdresser. I thought there could be and Josh was concerned about your hair as well. Because you definitely want dye boost. I'm talking about hey cat like fur when it gets, you know, say you're in. You're in solitary but you're in quarantine for quite some time. Self isolation. Six months your hair will go quite long. I was just thinking about us or giving out ourselves or our partners giving out giving us haircuts. And one of them is may giving Bodie a cat. Do you know what I actually think Bodhi with dogs. See
With a target King looking
like it's not like
I get Yeah. Are you going Am I seeking to go?
Ah, like yeah and I dunno about a mallet
definitely, I think we could
get by the MLS so there's Amy's gonna come home and just be so pissed. Just so
you don't have the you know the the swab thing that they put all the way in the back of the nostril. What other things do they normally like test with that tool?
Or that would be
like might do painter's swabs with that. Really? No, I literally was like actually for the nostril. Like the actual
Little swab I guess because the math ones that just like a stick, and yes, like swab the base of the back of the math and it's like it's really bad.
So what else am I need to test? Like when else would someone be like Ah, I want to be tested for this they're doing the one like up the nose. Yeah, cuz you know how like some pathologists are really good at getting drawing blood or whatever and other people should hands. I feel like for a coronavirus, you don't want someone that isn't good at like shoving because it's like, it looks painful. Yeah, it's pretty painful.
But things like any other kind of bacteria that or like other bacteria that causes pneumonia and stuff like that, that would be living in those areas. So stuff like that. Any upper respiratory tract infections that you need to swab for?
Yeah, get rid of you swab for what do
what you've done.
at uni, we had to do the math swab. So like stick it right to the back of your throat and basically like touch the tonsils, which is quite gross.
And then we had to like cough onto a plate and stuff. So I've stopped all kinds of things that we did blood, sputum urine, faeces.
That's the exact same
stuff in your chest.
See, when you cough it up, all that kind of stuff. Why is it called sputum?
No, why someone one of my friends, it's sad. It's weird because it isn't when you taste wine when you start you swell in your mouth and spit out that's called like, st something. So I think it's a similar, like it's come from that. I don't know. Talking about wine. You had an incident a couple of days ago.
Seriously, seriously mice in my
I'm sorry. The the guy the one thing now you spilt wine. I was worried I was worried for the situation because it's my it's the worst possible thing it could happen. Yeah, I spilt wine on my laptop and it went black and then didn't turn on, but it's getting fixed. So it's fine.
Is it a work laptop?
No, that's my laptop.
But I purchase Apple care plus, so it brings the price down a lot compared to what it would have been. So it's almost What did you um, it was this Friday night drinks. Were you just getting stuck into it?
This is Sunday night. I think it was Yeah. Sunday night, my son Joshua.
It flies. Yeah. Well, hey, there's no Apple Store. Ivan, what do you what's it
about so I googled Apple Store and then they linked me a place nearby their authorised Apple store so they have taken it in and are currently fixing it. So fingers crossed, I get it back.
jack nicholson says, Josh over here getting the full face time transfer.
I'm gonna have to watch what I say to myself. Well, no, I've told I've specifically told him that you'd like it's not on like Bray used to get so because I tell everyone everything. Yeah, but it's also free probably don't have some rat. just telling Bri.
Just starting conversation with a conversation. This
will make like
his chats cool and stuff. No, you're the you're the most interesting thing that's happening to 97 what else
So guys, I actually want to give sibs
some leeway here because Josh cannot. He can't keep shit to himself. You can't give a secret. You cannot keep a secret. It's so just just my friend.
I just I just think it's better at least it's an open book like in Yeah, yeah. podcast coming out tomorrow
my friends interrogating me snotty seven. Yeah.
I'd love that. So I'm just holding back just trying to sort of ask you personal questions about growing up like, like,
why not just like, I'm resisting.
interrogate my personal questions. Well, that's it that's that's how you have a bit of chill, but just not so just coming out the gates right when I was gonna say Josh asks, so he'll push hard.
To get the information isn't
literally that it's not true. It
can even be asking
you that had joshy showed us that photo. Mr. 97 sent to you. Yes. Send it to me. Really?
You are a real bitch someday.
Jim quick Jim watts, I will just sort of feed her questions or do you guys? What are your intentions with my sweet angel?
Yeah, I can't say I'm watching maps. I'm not gonna have it on my show.
This is George Martin. This is comment of the day parents fight.
thing over there celebrity sons public relationship.
And so, Netflix What do you think of?
kings? I guess I found
God, we haven't had enough friends Josh to have this have this realisation that you don't lead with. You don't lead with it like, you know, it's always like, just like what are you watching guys? What do you What are you watching on Netflix? Well that seems disingenuous.
Yeah, what do you what are you been up to grace what's happening
karaoke on Netflix
I think we've sorted that out now. Yeah.
I just I did I did say the bit in the, in the Docker where he loses all these footage and I was like
yeah that was nice
oh hell held in you know speaking of assholes yeah
now we got a message from land saying I've had a swab is like an animal probe to the nose. Oh, I've never had an
swab swab down the penal eye is also would not be not be cool. I haven't I haven't heard good things. Oh actually once woke up and I'd had something shoved up my bomb and that was in surgery.
You know like yeah the pills I put up there when I call I forgotten my brains phone dead party pills
Yeah, I definitely had and I
can even feel it. That's that's a reflection on me.
So the melvins going back to the Melbourne Sydney thing what like its pros and cons Trevor long loves Sydney's always yapping on about to love Sydney. Yeah, what's your I feel? I feel my friend actually excels talk. I've been talking to a friend about this who lives in Melbourne. And they were saying they reckon I would prefer Melbourne because I the foodies there and I'm quite into my footy. So I would just go to all the games basically. And I just I just like Melbourne better. I like the vibe better good cafe scenes as well. And I have family and friends that live in Melbourne. So I guess that's a pro
I'm afraid mental doctors go okay. Yeah, nice and heavy back.
It'd be on the coal. Fucking idiot.
Oh my god
can you can we all agree? Yeah if you don't follow
I do like the colours. Yeah
we need some tips guys help him out.
Yeah, I mean he was trying to flirt with good banter and that
good banter. Hey, what's your drink on Friday night drinks? This is coming we've actually been thinking about this. I was either gonna have the rest of the one Sunday night but didn't but I didn't drink after that after the spill, or I I went down south recently as in like downtown
Margaret River region in wi and I bought Jim from university down there so think of opening that and having gin and tonics Yeah, I will say it's when we want a Glock site when we actually run it will be a ginormous class someone
go to those glasses I guys yeah
you could have destroyed four laptops with one
what should 97 drink?
What's it what's in the cupboard? is one so in there? He hasn't gotten to orange juice even though
I can't tell you Oh Jane vodka is great. Yeah.
What's that most of us I think we still have some of that same bottle of wine. Just a whole new bottle actually you I think you shoot Um, can you can you go down just for a bit of content you know, you know the house. Live a Little
Mice go down to the bottle shop and actually try and find something I made it. Yeah, exactly. And then we're going to pick it out.
But I reckon you should try just have the experience of like what it's like to be a normal I mean a young adult I Photoshop to buy drinks.
actually tell me when you said to Queen gronk today that all the bottle shops were going to close, because I just woken up. So I was half asleep and I you said that and I was like, Oh my god, I'm gonna go down tonight before
you go very good. Anyone else tried to fool you today? No, but my friend said that her parents said to all the schools are opening back next week so your sisters will be back to school. And then she was on a zoom call apparently for her work. And I was like, Guys like the schools are back next week. How great. And they were like, No, they're not there. She's like, oh god, I just like lost my job.
has asked you what you listen to on Spotify. He hasn't been waiting for that.
Is that Josh? Is that your classic line or something? No, that's what saves.
He's dying question. Yes.
He's saving it.
For real cut through Spotify
bang is what do you listen to?
Oh gosh, um, this is embarrassing
Well, at the moment, I'm going through kind of an old school, like a throwback kind of vibe. So I'm assuming a lot of just now boy Bane Whiting's a chain.
But then I kind of I'm getting around the disco vibes as well at the moment because my friends kind of bought that so I'm just going off their
their playlists and things like that.
somebody yeah eyeball. I want to dance to somebody Whitney Houston. Great song. Um, oh, that's what I have on here. Look like toxic. Britney Spears is a bag of
chips Don't lie. Oh yeah, good 25 back Josh with your errors cow. I was like writing songs, right? No.
That was my exercise. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I do want to do that. I was thinking once because I said to Bray, hey, I'm thinking of doing it every morning. She said no.
And so I'm going to do it. Oh, do it every Saturday. Yeah, every Saturday, Bob is great indoor indoor dance. Can we submit songs? I think that's where I fucked up. The PlayList was, yeah, trash as I am. I just typed in dance. And the problem was I had it sorted by artists. And so there's too many of the same artists coming up, obviously.
Yeah, it was good though.
Ross keys just said I think we should kick off Friday drinks with anti gym q&a with grace
that's good. Maybe you could do like a kick on kick on drinks where you can stick around we can bring bring a couple episodes. I mean bring a couple of grades
I feel like Queen broken I would get along because we do like to drink and we do like to chat Yeah, yeah, please can we do this Josh? We got the time
what's the tech what's what's his name?
Oh, yeah, I guess it's on zoom. Yeah, I forgot I keep thinking through this jam is available. That's good. Jamie's available will be like two 3pm for me, so that's great. Right? Yes, I'll kick off with my friends after so thanks bank saying I heard from what away?
Oh yeah, you're back.
Well, that your friends I don't know when I call you guys, trunks.
Then, Mike my, sorry, Tommy. Now you go. I'll just say my group like chat now usually before like we usually go out for drinks on Friday, but we're doing the Friday night drinks via zoom or house party these days. We're trying to like kick off.
I'm usually like, five 530 because that's when people start or stop work. Yes, I've got plenty of time for my friends here. My inter site friends. You'll be drinking water six hours straight. Again.
more dangerous than back in the day.
One thing just finishing up. Do you have you got any other podcasts? Do you listen to any others like ours? Just trying to
I don't I don't listen to any other podcast daily. That's That's for sure.
the way the only the guy out there so
I'm not speaking any other guys in Melbourne
or in trade.
no, I listen to you guys daily and then I'm a shameless fan. That's how I found you guys when the whole shameless dieting thing happened. Yeah. Like oh, he's cute.
And then what else?
saturation on this?
Yeah, the shine was podcast.
I don't know. I'm
having a field day with padding to Mr. 97 at moments to see his reaction so well worth watching on YouTube.
Definitely not he comes. Yeah, yeah. Skip it for sure. I'm all about it. Yeah. She was pushing for kick ons last week. She was actually so what does kick ons actually mean in regards to this because it just not kick on. So it's just, like, be like a wedding. And the wedding finishes at 11pm
That's it. You want to kick off party and so I guess the location doesn't change. You can change Zoom Room if you want Josh. Yes.
Yes. Am I recording? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I should be like the next day if I'm there. It's all it's all recorded.
We've also got George says service green Ito, he is to die for.
psyche it says Alexandra. Now this is right. I'm, I'm pumped about Friday night drinks again, becoming
much pumped about I mean tomorrow we've got Can we say who we've got Josh? Yeah, you got it on the show in Florida. Man up on the grant is he's crazy. He's crazy. I'm gonna wear my that's crazy patient for sure. Now he's in Sydney. I worked with Sophie, his producer, and we got got him all set up technically. So we can do it all at home. He's got his mic and everything. So that's that's good.
Grace A, this is an official invite to 90 sevens birthday party.
I mean I Yeah, yes, this is an official invite. I've already done it, but that's so good. Yeah. All right.
All right. That was Josh inviting you before which I would have been pissed now. He already has done it already. So it's fine.
As long as I'm one of the 10
Yeah, well, we still have a availability so
perfect. I've made the car. Yeah. I'm excited. I'll start looking for an outfit. Yeah. Work out your speech. Do you speak?
speech? Is it theme?
like are we doing like cocktail or is it it's a wedding thing.
We've got five months to work on that.
The wedding with us.
got my beautiful wife. Okay, great. All right. It's a daily talk show. I would definitely suggest you watch this email@example.com forward slash the day.
Thanks, guys for coming on the show. Thank you for inviting me guys. I had a blast. No worries. Okay. Bye, everyone.