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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 641. What's happening guys? Happy Wednesday. Whoa, yeah. What's going down?

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Mr. 97 said this morning he he's in the team meeting. He said, I think that talking about Corona has become a bit of a crutch for the show.

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I can I blow up now because I didn't and I was hot and bit sweaty in just a bit angry. I could temperature No, but just like so the one of the downfalls of working from home for myself, is that my icons not dialled in, I'm rocking a fan right now. And downstairs is no evaporative cooling. So when this I mean we're lucky we're moving into the cooler months, because otherwise if this was peak summer, yeah, we would have been in trouble. But I was you know that time was JJ peak, hot flash and ready to blow. Don't you dare tell me about content.

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The only reason that I've had a cough and on the last three days is because I haven't turned the air con off since I started working from home.

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Yeah, look, I've saved it can't be a completely Corona virus show. But I think it has to have some elements or connection to it. Otherwise, you know, it's remiss. And so Sims unless it has to be a real object it has to be there's been a bunch of real life that's I can't be bothered going through my my house mate. is a Lego minefield right now.

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Dangerous you may already

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know yeah bodies' pulled out the Lego but on your house. Yeah. My house is Did I say

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house man? He said you know dude, my my

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Can I call him my friend? I grew up with him the same straight you call me honest. Yeah, I'd like I want to call Will my friend. Will we grow up in the same straight together and they've probably seen houses down. Great bloke we've trained since he came to the gym that I was at. I can call him my my, my best friend, my best friend. Well, when did when was the last time you saw him 10 years ago, my best mate will posted recently this these like, it's gonna be a big couple of months in lockdown, and he was at home. And he had a photo. And he's like, I've got, you know, my, my colleague that I'm locked down with it, and I'm already sleeping with it. But it was his wife. She's working from home as well. But he's, I thought was quite funny that, you know, this colleague that he's now sleeping with,

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it is funny about the people who come out and start giving, talking about stuff on Instagram giving feedback, giving advice, telling people, no doing their own sort of public service announcements. My favourite was from gronk Hayden, who's got the daily talk show Teto it says do not listen to influencers, celebrities, news outlets, do your own research and understand that facts and obviously listen to heightened dip as well.

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Is that the first declaration that is not an influence? Or at least not a celebrity

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now, but I yeah, there was something funny anyway. The good thing is we're happy not to talk about coronas stuff. And so I asked you, I said, might as the great producer that you come up with a few few talking points for us.

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Yeah.

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Well, yes, I don't, I don't micromanage you anymore. I still manage you and micromanage you. And so we we spoke about it. What do you got?

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Well, has this one year ago today, we were talking about what my bedroom would look like.

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I enjoy I like we'd never been there. Yeah, we're saying, okay, I just want to say I dropped you over a little device that allows you to have a better shot than we do. I mean, when We're better lit. you've blown you. You've blown it. But I said, Where's your clothes? He said, You said no cabins, something like that you said over there. And then I said to you, how many people have you killed? Your room? Looks like killers room. Just need ready, you got your different kinds of knives that you do your jobs with.

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Now, what does it smell like? And that serves, actually, TJ Yeah.

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You know, this is you know, what's crazy saves. Today was the first day that I've ever been in your bedroom. Because I've been to your house that I haven't got down to the basement. It's always a line of women.

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And so on. So like, Is it because he brings the candles to the office?

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No, it doesn't. I mean, you can tell it like you but it's a it's almost like it's an interesting build that I'll join that you're in. It's lovely. It's like it is sort of down into the depths of the earth. It's like so it feels like you sound it kind of in a basement but it's not. It's like a would have been like an old rumpus room or something on their bedrooms. So you've got that sort of smell that vibe of like, sort of Earth very, is that? Well, the forest is we're not, it's not the earth that I'm talking about. It's very sort of it's quite neutral. But smells like it's a home that's lived in. So it's not one that is like, my yucky. It's not one that's like, Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I mean, close to close to musti

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musti

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Yeah, I reckon, but not not like on the verge. So you're not like calling reception saying I need a room chat? No.

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It looks like it would be very comfortable. I'm excited to see what the winter vibe would be like. It's very cold. I think it would look beautiful though. I can imagine I could imagine a fireplace in there.

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It is nice, but it does feel like he's about it feels like The Corona virus has hit the UK and he's moved back and he's just whacked a bit on the ground and he's parents join us he doesn't have a calm

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us now

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our UK because they like if you're in the like my wife's cousin she is at Christmas time saying goodbyes you know enjoy London you know enjoy living out sorry not London enjoy living in the UK. She's about to head home based on what's happening and she's not leaving there now. So that was the sort of UK reference the UK I could have said a mirror I could have said but

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I do wonder

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services isn't in focus for you anyway. The squiggly Gemma says the room looks like his room is a sex dungeon. It smells fresh. How did you not visit the bedroom when Payton assessed it. It has a separate sexy door and

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the other thing, Jimmy was saying to is that Hayden also said that he was unfollowing all influencers and she had to check to see if she was still being followed and she said she's safe by the way.

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Yeah. Looking forward to having jamela show just to talk around a virus how it's impacted the beauty industry you know all those headlines that we can get through

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Yeah, but I mean wait let's not talk too much as serves as sort of pointed out but so

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how about we talk about Corona whenever we feel like it but saves job is to like he's got the fishing right and he's reeling us back in as we like he needs to craft be crafty instead of real back to topics that aren't involving chronic cuz I don't get it. They make you tell you anything. I'll get it to coronavirus.

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Can we go real dark for a sec? Sure. Because I know like there's a lot of people doing like us at the moment.

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And he's testing you

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know, now wasn't testing. Do you reckon I had a moment serves with your Citizen status sort of thing in Australia. Could you ever be sent back to New Zealand? No.

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Well yeah, I mean if I commit a crime

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no not during this time is fine.

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Jimmy responded I'm fine. Yeah.

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Okay. He contributes to the economy his parents pay your taxes have

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you parents spoken about it like guys we're all fine

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now but the unless they cancel the visa we have been a lot of people from

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Europe we're not gonna cancel. So

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I'm sorry to get back the Shannon Shannon wrote in the comments about yesterday that I reported about a potential government update and I was sceptical off off air after we spoke I said 97 was really spreading the word and saying, look, we've got this inside information. I pointed out that it seemed very similar to when there was a text message going around. said that there was going to be a terrorist attack at Charleston. This was a couple of Christmases ago. I and that's the text you sent me as in. I just got to take some Josh Janssen sang might get this No, so that did happen. And And so anyway, I learned from there it serves. You told your parents basically that Australia was going into lockdown. Oh, yeah, yes. Yeah. really got to the point of his dad going to the store on fire because there's not a cause and bought 70 litres of milk.

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Well, the good thing was we had about we had about 15 litres of milk prior to that, but yeah, he did go down and buy a note. Well, apparently, he wants to phrase it. So

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we don't have enough room in

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your entire life. So that's that's why he was on looking for a new fridge to buy. So

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okay, so what's the difference? Between like powdered milk and frozen milk what's more disgusting? True

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gurgling and

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he's asking for your opinion

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actually is any difference between powdered milk and normal milk?

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Well ones in powerful ones come as milk but what we're saying is the winter you obviously drink the milk the native thought out Yeah, we can Oregon powders probably more consistent

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I think

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he could be Yeah, I mean I think it would taste like powdered milk and the other would taste like a bit normal milk gone funky gone a bit weird like a bit watery.

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Harry said powder. pounders milk is what lambs drink.

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Yeah. Oh, you know, I this is there's so many Canadians coming out of the Woodworks in the last couple of weeks. Maybe one of them at the supermarket or you doing something Canadian? Nothing. Well, you can be the judge nothing on the shelves in one aisle. Other than Deb That's that like fake potato powder, Deb. And I said, you know, you know, it's all gone. She gone to shit or something when you're buying Deb and the lady laughed. That was next to me. You know, I read the firt you this week

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than any other drugs

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that I know that are Hang on.

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Hang on. What am I gonna? a weekly joke for me? Yeah.

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But I think I've got jokes but they just come I just I don't I'm not like you. I'm not trying to check the temperature in the room Brian. I improv. It's all improv. And so that was I can't put my finger on the jokes. Yeah, that was that was one that I just literally came up and thought, you know, so that's why I'm a chemical genius. Anyway.

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That's good. Yeah, what else do you got for us?

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our upcoming Live Streaming setup.

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Well, no die. points. Is that what you're doing? You're ready.

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I've actually I've actually gone into Trello. And uh, yeah, I did my comm card. So that literally points

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out so that mean that's really so yeah, we're trying to make a better live stream. That's good. That's more of a to do list than a content point. What else what trellis boy.

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What else? What else?

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Better internet for you. That's good.

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Definitely. Yeah, that's on the list.

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21st birthday. Yeah,

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no, Josh brought that up.

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There's his content. Yeah, that is my content. Yeah. He showed that he's just serving it to me. No, so I feel like we want to want to have stuff to look forward to. And then I was thinking, what sort of parties or gatherings are going to have less than 10 people anyway, you know, when they're saying to do the restrictions around the world. And then I thought Hang on. sieves only had about three invitees. Freeze to 21st birthday. This could be the perfect opportunity to I know it's a long story arc for the next you know, sort of seven months or however long it is until November. How long is that? Yeah, whatever. Over the coming months. Why don't we run some form of competition to get people into the exclusive party? Yeah,

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I love that. Well, it could be the first first outing that will only be allowed to have

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butter bean says leave the funny stuff to tell me. Yeah,

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just like when I asked you dad how you get rich.

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But you've mentioned that a lot. Brooke also says I like the plants in the background. It's a nice touch says How much do you reckon you've spent on plants?

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I've spent anything on a

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mom and dad. I did think when I was there, I was like, This kid has brought the mould from upstairs because upstairs there's not much going on.

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Topic now there actually i think i think i bought the palm from Bunnings. And then the rest mum bought. Yeah.

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It's a good. Probably no 100 bucks in there.

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Now Alright. Alright.

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Now I know I reckon it's less than 300

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less than 300 less than 300 Yeah, I mean, he's some content. Where'd you buy him from? Because that's a life hack.

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Yeah. Ah also Bunnings has good ones that are cheap. And then this is this is placing Kew Gardens store q i think it's called but they're quite expensive but good plants.

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Yeah, I could have gotten a text because that was boring.

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No, I appreciate it.

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No, it's good. Well,

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anyway, I mean, Josh, you've really like I'm going out tomorrow I'm shooting make Mr. 97 and I are filming. It's you I really in that self quarantine?

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Yeah, well, I went out today to the post office to get my bike paint. Now got all beans, which is good. I had to a reverse out the back to get them because it was too heavy for them to give over the counter. But not to not to harp on the amount of beans that I have. Yeah. But the exciting thing at the moment, to be honest, is that what people are encouraging is that we should be going out and supporting local businesses. Yep. And so food delivery is whatever on this suggesting. And so not only am I, you know, socially distancing, which is very much my jam. But now, I'm telling Bray, look for the economy. We need to have some reverberates.

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Yeah. Now I see I see what you're saying. I mean, Dodge and I had a coffee a couple of days ago, and I kind of made it as my last coffee at this place. Before go Remote, and I said to dodge we nearly got like I was walking past another cafe. I was like, I just want to buy a croissant. I mean, this is like saying I wanted to help somebody. I didn't help them. I said to dodge, I want to buy a croissant from here just to help them you know, don't even want the class on flooded, burning villages, you know, but I did the same thinking on the coffee at the other place. I was like, get one last one.

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I saw a the the homeless guy that's outside of the hive in Abbotsford who normally puts up signs telling people what he wants to eat and they go in and get it.

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Yeah, he's got usually it's like an iced coffee. Iced coffee. Yeah.

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So he had four iced coffees like people must be thinking fact this guy. Huh? Like I guess it's a really nice easy gesture when you feeling a bit funky and you want to add to the, you know, feel like you're doing a bit. Yeah, just you know. Give her a bit of karma. Give the guy a nice coffee, but this guy's gonna shut his pants if he has any more. It's just too much iced coffee. Yeah, or diabetes. nightmare.

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When was the last time you bought an iced coffee? Well, like and I'm talking,

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not the not that so that was the last time I got an ice break was actually in 2008 Oh sorry, no 2007 and it was I was on a walk was a hot day decided to get an iced coffee and ice break. Got a crazy rash went to the hospital. Turns out I just had a rash.

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It wasn't you thought it was from the Yeah, I thought

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it was I thought had a reaction to it.

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Gemma's

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talking about the scout Hall she's saying I hope it's in a scout hall that really takes me back in regards to services party. Yeah,

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she said she's gonna get so weird 21st

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just kidding weed Please, elaborate Gemma.

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Do you know what I nearly bought? An office works the other day. And I feel like Scott unwholesomeness triggered the thought megaphones and all these megaphones I thought it would be would have been quite funny for me to have a megaphone whilst sort of like socially distancing yeah to be able to like even I've seen so many things go down on Smith Australia New my house as in just shops not not in this climate. No, no, no, no sorry. Now going down as in like, people getting fucking like, the ram right at Mack pack. Oh, yeah. But if I had a megaphone that I could then put a siren on. So if I could go, like I mentioned me on my balcony, anytime something's happening, get on the megaphone. It would scare the fuck out of anyone. Yeah. Oh, yes, it would. It'd be a bit weird. They the first day of having Bodie at home.

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Yeah, I mean, I lucky. I mean, wasn't working while at home. And so she's taken some some of the grunt work, as in 95% of the grunt work while I've been down here, doing my thing.

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And so what is it going to look like? Have you had the discussion with me around split of duties? What's the

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well, it's just this week, we need to say out this week can be in the bin, to be honest. And then we just pick it up from another week. The end. Well, I think there's a there's a difference between the weekend feeling in this time and the weekday feeling and so we've only experienced one weekend before it got got pretty weird and got a bit chaotic. And so I think just to get your face in order, you know, our our accountant, send us a document that was talking about I saw somewhere in there about a wheel. Okay. Oh God, I don't have a wheel. I don't have any of that shit. Do you have a will? Does any of you have a one

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now? I thought about it the other day though. Of course you did. Like a Darwinian

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I am.

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I've got my beneficiary set up on Super.

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Who is it? Mom? Nice.

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Boys. So serves your um to be honest with you talking to the accountant, that whole you putting 50% of your salary is a super, really problematic no joke in regards to getting these tax credits really because it looks like you get paid back on

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also. So when you get so what you're pulling is the the money we would usually pay for payroll tax. It makes sense because it's so low because it's going into super and you see it doesn't get taxed.

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It got to a point where we're like we were looking at optimising it Look, it's only $60 again, so we ended up just deciding to leave it. But you know, you're very, for a 20 year old. You've got shit dialled in, you got your super so that you're building up that. And then on the weekend you got me connected up with an investing app. Yeah. called self wealth. Which, which I'm all in and now I feel like I'm a trader feel like I'm just gonna start wearing a suit and you know, start yelling at us ourselves. So

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major Wall Street at the moment, like the financial district market. Yeah, I mean, New York is completely quiet.

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It's on lockdown. And so sibs give us a market update. How how's the health

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of the markets? Look, look, it's not right. Look from from fib 22, March 16. they've dropped about 23% Is this your That's the ASX monster up 13%

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Stock Exchange who I mean who's been hit the worst airlines though? What's, what's cuantas is?

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price? Because they're they. I mean they get the bailout bailout. Yeah.

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Well, the interesting thing to TJ is this app actually, it's like a social network. So Sam's gave me his username. And I could search him and you can follow to see how they're going. And so the way that it's sorted is it's like a ladder and it shows you that all people performing really well. And it's like, you know, all up and it's like, up by 40%. Got me to look at his and it's just like, we're just going down. Yeah,

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hold in there make

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long term investments. What would it What's cuantas? Say going from $6 30 to $2 53.

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That's a massive two thirds of drops. Yeah, I would, I wouldn't like it. I want one up in the 50s. Up and down to the under the 10s digits.

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Is there a way of finding out who's them? who's done the best? So zooms obviously done really well.

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Yeah. Oh yeah.

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Let me What about

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Yeah, I mean any sad I mean, this is where it starts getting dark just thinking about I mean we're doing this to companies that have a lot of money. I wonder what Cogan Cogan, com Cogan. Wonderful. Yeah, yeah, he sold off. They've gone up from the start of it on down.

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Here's the box and now he's down to four.

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What does it all mean? And if I can understand it, to be honest, just go back a month from

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today. It's gone up 60 cents. Yeah, I mean tough times, guys. Tough times. Hello. Enjoying the shows consistency in the unproved. predictable, new normal. Is that fun? On its layer. Hello, Haley. Yeah. I mean, our cat who said to us today, you know the show. He's like Matt, show Moscow on show mask on.

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Yeah, I mean, it's a I'm very grateful that we can we can still do it. And also that it's for us. All we have to do with like, self isolate or whatever it was social distance, whatever they call it. Yep. And get food delivered. It's not like we're fucking nurses or doctors or

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you're not on the front line.

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Yeah, definitely. Like I am far last night. I'm not on the backline I reckon I'm not even in the arena. I'm not in this stadium. I think I'm probably outside of the stadium. Definitely.

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But you're in another dimension watching.

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Yeah, I'm watching play. Oh, actually, fact. Good riddance to kayo not sponsoring the daily talk show. What are they showing at the moment, I would have nothing to To show

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Dude, I mean there's so many reruns boxing matches this show from the past. But that is a that is a real problem. The AFL haven't even come out and given so the first match in the Australian Football League or the Roth Football League, Australian Rules remember how I got in trouble last time for saying it the wrong way now AFL Australian Football League Yeah. They haven't announced whether or not haven't even said they're gonna do it or not. Tomorrow play the first game of the season. Which it's 5:51pm The game is in less than 24 hours or around 24 hours time.

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And I really get around the footy though like if it was on at the moment I probably will be even if it will.

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If it's on its it will be on tomorrow at 7:25pm and that's the first game of the season. Hang on. Here we go. I feel clubs feeling the pinch there. To mitigate costs that haven't Yeah, you know, the players if faced, I was looking at listening to the NFL NRL League, so the national factor, well, they were going ahead but in the contracts of these players, if the clubs in the league suffer severe revenue losses, it means that they can lower salaries for some of these players. So if you're on 500 grand, you getting that in that cut, bringing back down to earth.

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I've got thank you guys for dropping off all the letters in the envelopes. I'm finishing them off. today. There's a lot there's a lot that we're sending. So that's happening. We did have some messages were like how do I become a VIP? gronk Yeah, I didn't want to get isn't naki that don't know. What's the word? It angry. Nike aggro Nike. You keep saying words in their words Nike word. Yeah, no narcotics. What is knocking? knocking? knocking Nike when people say, Oh my gosh, I want to be how do I like what is this? It's like, I want to say, Man, we spoke about this for a whole fucking week. You don't know about the VIP gronk programme. You're not a VIP gronk and you just trying to get stickers. You know? I didn't I decided you know put the put the phone down but no so so we're sending out the stickers. Good. which is exciting.

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I was I looked at it last night I helped stick on some of those stickers onto the envelopes. And some names I haven't seen before. Yeah, pumped that you're listening are and our VIP.

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VIP. You almost sound like Dylan then

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the the the Ozzy American, sort of sort of Accent Accent are very good. Okay, well, I think Come. We've got Shana Kennedy. Next week she's coming on the show. I've just been chatting to her on email. She's gonna do it remotely, which is great. She's been

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working remote for four years. So she's

Oh, J ij. Remote worker.

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And, yeah, it's, uh, it's, it's going to be I'm actually enjoying that with like, from a technical point of view. This is the easiest way. It's funny how many people are posting on Instagram? Their remote working video calls? Yeah, the thing that I did it's become like, you wouldn't take that many selfies if you're going out. No, like there

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is definitely it will finish and then we'll still be here because we're always doing this show. But I'm looking forward to some food that my wife just cooked. So here's a lucky boy you are

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that serves any emails. Yeah, we got an email from Mark. Hey, fellow gronk since yesterday, we're locked down here in Switzerland, trying to ride out this bloody thing. I should have been on the plane to Melbourne right now, funnily enough, but that wasn't to be with everything that's happening crazy what is going on right now but I think it's important that we look out for one another and show solidarity in these times. Maybe obvious yet important important. listening to your show lifts to spirit safe stay safe guys and keep up the great work. Best wishes mark.

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Yep, serves any feedback was it to Corona heavy content on your nightly I

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think we balanced it out a little bit.

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And as in Mark's email specifically because he never said coronavirus

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nothing. It's great. I think we get such it's not too it's not too heavy. It's good. I'm happy I'm happy.

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And so you can email us hi at the daily talk show calm gives 97 some content ideas. Yeah, because so far he said he wants to talk about the webstream

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And you can also write the end. So you can be like, Hey, guys, I got this one for you. So give me I mean, do his job for him make it like give him Hey, everyone, I was just reading recently. Like, give him the segue and then like the content Yeah,

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right. Yeah. Any other things you need stems from everyone do you think

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now if you could do those two things it'd be great.

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Love it. Right. All right, homies.

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Yes, services. Internet's can be fixed on so it was actually fine. But your Internet's bringing down the team a little bit.

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I'm sorry about that. It'll be fixed Saturday. I mean, using 4g using no not. The 4g is even worse. Surprisingly,

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can I just say the your home internet says Assange wins people at home his family use the printer. The printer has a cable that pushes on the Power button of the modem. And so every time someone prints something, the modem the the internet goes off.

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Yeah, it's a it's pressed in. It's like holding down the power button. And so if you move the printer, then it knocks out the

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usability gaffa tape or something Nanana

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I mean, could

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you take a photo of that? Can you demonstrate that on an Insta story place?

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And if there's ever a time to get your home set up, Darlene it is now. Like, get it sorted. We're gonna get a SodaStream at home.

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That's good. But this is how Doomsday I was on the weekend brain are looking at him and she wants to get the nice one. And I'm like it requires electricity. Does It Really? And I'm like yes. So it's an automatic pump. You don't need that. And so my point is I'm like if we lose power,

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yeah, fizzy water, not

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get the automatic pump because I regret the us getting in the office. The one that we did, because my brother's got the automatic one. It is so good. Can I get the silver one? silver one? He's got like the gunmetal grey. Darker looking one. Yeah, that looks great. He says they're gonna send me some printing Can you just get one run shape for tomorrow printed off? Yeah sure. No, I don't take the house down Don't worry about the grid of the house

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printing or I'm gonna get a whiteboard as well and he's also I think soon. Yeah, really dialling in just a little bit of sort of human parents Pipestone All right, so daily talk show, hide the daily talk show calm. His email address serves who we had any reviews on Apple podcasts,

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get a review from Hello, my name is Brad 2019. Lame bread was the subject. You guys get it? I want to paint Josh for the Archibald prize in 2021.

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That's not I think

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1.5 metres away, Brad. I've heard

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a lot. I wonder why I don't I don't completely understand why. Just because you're a quirk dude. You're a quirky dude. Do you think

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yeah, I think But

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he's just a painter once once a quirky subject for

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the answer brighter painter.

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Well I hope he's not I've he just wants to get in paint. Yeah.

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It's not nude. I took that as No. So,

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Jackie

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was another joke was that Tommy's joke of the day? Yeah, guys. That can be the segment. Let's go now just joking. what's what's your dinner quickly? It smells like and looks

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like Harry like Harry. Yeah, looks a bit scary, like so I'm gonna get stuck into that right now. That's awesome.

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All right. Say tomorrow, guys. Have a good one. Stay safe. Love you all. And remember, we're all we're all going down together. So let's see