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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 559 Tully Smyth Hey

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boys back on the show.

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From the Mondrian I'm so happy

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to be here. I've actually really missed you guys time we spent so much time together. And you know we said you know when you say friends I would say is he really did extra special bonding

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time isn't what does it connect you up early? is closer than others if if that makes any sense. Yeah,

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I think I know what you're

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missing it seven. Have you got your RIAA approved yet? Is that was okay.

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So yeah, I've pushed I pushed him through. So I had to get to use my number to get onto the app. Yeah. And then once he did that, I got his pop up saying, you know, Mason has said that he knows you and I clicks Yes, I approve. I know he's a good guy. No, I don't approve it. This guy or I don't know this person. Okay. And so obviously I press I don't know, this is

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sorry, this was the app for celebrities. Can you just open your phone We're in Abbotsford right now because obviously we saw Los Angeles to have Firefox. On

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You know, it's fun. It's always fun when things are happening right. So if like, the US opens in town you got tennis players there. I match with Lewis Hamilton when he was in town he's on it. Yeah, but he's also Yeah, hi, what's he doing? No being on it Yeah. I mean he's the

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chat to

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softer to us pa or something.

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I just feel like I guess guys that have that wealthy and that well known and he's not even like looking in my opinion. I guess that's what they have to try very hard. So they don't really bother with conversation whereas I'm someone who needs a bit of banter

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stimulus. It all goes down the dancer. isn't a

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la every single dot was like,

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would have to go all the drive all the way to Windsor. From Chad to go to revolver upstair Who's there? Tory and Mel?

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is still there from last night.

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So they work there to start tonight I surely you don't have to hang throughout the day

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and this is a party season

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it is God I'm sorry. Hi Can you hear my voice?

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I usually start from LA

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I have not stopped and I swear to God I have not stopped partying because you guys know I hit pretty hot in LA

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very hard not to be there

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for 10 nights and I was out every single night and usually till like 345

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am I wish you had one of those rings on or rings or Yancey Slayton just 10 days not much sleep when

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I would actually be interested in that how much

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sleep I guess on a lot and I swear to God, I have not stopped since so this is the busiest time of year for me. Obviously it's party. Yeah, silly season. It's Christmas parties. But also, brands really want to get the collabs out before Christmas time because they want us to push products that then you guys go by for Christmas presents and so I've just Been like non stop I sound like a three pack a day smoker and it's my

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711 yesterday behind a guy who apparently

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he's like I can have a packet of this sushi box for a packet of cigarettes.

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fucking ridiculous and

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I'm sure he gets some kind of swamped this shit. Really?

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Is it Have you been contacted by

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lately appetize just like you can't like good luck finding someone smoking in any Australian drama Oh Sophie like you just start to say it anymore.

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What a great storyline. Someone like having a problem. Matilda's vapour addiction.

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Surely if it's like a negative sort of thing that would allow it sort of commentary

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and movies obviously you still see like bad acid smoking at night like Australian like neighbours, and I don't know why you'd never see a cigarette. What's your favourite party over the summer? Do you know what I managed to avoid going to the races this year? We were obviously together. In LA so I am looking forward to the polar the Polish is like a more chill January yeah the more more chilled the looser like just everyone sort of you know can take your shoes off if you want it's just a much it's just the one day as well so you don't feel like you're

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going when is up and it's good for the tickets

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to the Yeah, yeah.

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That could be nice. you telling me that your dad's a big fan of my parents a big fan of my now? Yeah. Did I think we're getting married?

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I told you if you put a ring on his finger baby inside of me I'm really Yeah, okay.

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Green fast. I'm Catholic girl. So

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definitely. Guys, weed flicks for me, but I have Oh wow. Hey, what is it cold, not great and

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What what he

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says my hundred dollar bill, when was last time you had $100 Bill 97 you haven't touched.

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He's actually

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you had to go to an ATM to get them. So this is the thing I want to talk about. So I went to a Christmas thing for my parents, and

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this and

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that and so it's so weird because the thing is, it's like, I spend 100 bucks HR mom and dad Yeah, and they spend 100 but then they just they gave me 100 bucks cash

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for a Christmas, but

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I just feel like it can potentially be a little bit transactionally

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I've only got my my dad my two brothers and we do Secret Santa, which to me is already lazy. I'm happy to buy all three of them are present, like we already have each other really you can't buy three presents. But then I make it sacred. We use the website but yeah, and as a website do you draw

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the We did that for this year and the budgets

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150 bucks and then obviously I get one of them and keep it a secret I'm very it's a very thoughtful gift and they just talk to each other. Oh man I got you What do you want? I just here it is. Yeah, it's called

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a secret for a reason Christmas is ruined Christmas we know we know everybody's It was like me sister got me again. Again I began to use it around Fucking hell

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don't say who I haven't was airing your phone.

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Wait speaking of notes, I think the other day on Instagram I poll that had me a bit confused and it was a $20 night and it was Apollo and it said red or orange and I couldn't decide what I thought. I

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have a $20 night

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is it red lobster. Lobster is already

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a bit longer. It does look a bit red.

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So I know what you mean. But it's called the law it's called a lobster. So if you're referring to the well

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if you're making out drug deals on the straight a get a lobster,

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the pineapple

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but I didn't say

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this could kind of look orange and red depending on when you cook like when I say Dude change colour Do you

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have any cash on you telling no

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I don't carry a lot of cash I just I just kept my fine

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tippy toes a lot like the last time you actually like cuz I was thinking estates okay cuz I've got friends at the strip club

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had woman's mouth

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I really wish we got to take the cameras that

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was great you on fire that night

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is jumbos a strip Join

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me for that lovely go back to

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can we work out what colour My son is right?

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colour

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smiley he's playing Are you guys news day I think on Eve one of the

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today's home and this is having a big party, pointy fish as well that he's invited me Sure we should

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let's go I'm gonna take it to the news Dan show hook you up. I'd love to

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do that. I'd have to know it. Oh, I'm no I'm no I'm away. I'm away, which is unfortunate grant but thanks for inviting me if you are thinking about it, I'd still appreciate it asked me before

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it's nice that he's home.

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So recently, we got slid into the dams by a brand at night and they said we'd like you to come to a we would like to give to you some of our product.

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And first of all, I thought now this is dodgy.

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No, no, no, no, no, this is the rod and gun. Okay.

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I'm rocking it now. And so but it was this moment, whereas I haven't really had a great deal of this happen. You're probably someone who hasn't happened all the time. Yeah. What's What's something we that's actually come up because we were like, not enough. This is actually a thing. And then all of a sudden we're in there, walking out with shitloads of product. How

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great is it though, because I didn't feel confident like going in.

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It's called I called The open dance isn't always all could be where you're like, do they know this is free? I have to tell them that it's for free. That's awkward, especially at cafes because so often you know, the social media social media person that contacts me and says come in we'd love to chat you lunch is never the best on the floor that day. Yeah. So then you have this huge because you always ever ordered

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right? Yeah, well, the sides Yeah, you

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want to for you know, for whatever, just to photograph. And then the bill comes in. You're like, Oh, actually, sorry. This is actually jumping out I couldn't let me just show you the damn

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it's so awkward every time

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Have you ever have you out of embarrassment because I went over my

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so awkward you given a budget and

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you went over the budget and they said also it's just 190 over

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there and like be really real tight ass and like put two t shirts back on. That's totally fine. I just get the difference. Yeah,

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well, it was a little bit like that. I was sort of in a position where it's like, had a charity event the next day that I was saying it's like I guess I could just have the suit jacket and see what I've got at home you know so I ended up being like I might How about a take it and if it's an issue then I can just return it the next day, but I still didn't have the balls to say can I have shoes I wore with my search vans girlfriend from doing she was texting me a lot and she did say she was question is Do I have a phone over very

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late if you are not?

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no no what are they called?

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A star

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with a suit?

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No, it's not. It's not like a racist suit. It's more

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it was for a

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chinos it's more Yeah,

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but he looks like he's fresh at arriva. Yeah What's a raven Raven The Raven

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Raven

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Have you got a bunch in your inbox that you haven't activated?

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Now that I'm ignoring I do respond to everybody I just sometimes I'm not as

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enthusiastic about it.

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So what have we got? She's gone to a message requests she's gonna find out right now

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I don't like the general or the the, you know have got the two different inboxes now

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Oh yeah, there's some other weird stuff happens in this one the this is where

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it's going to

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really hang on just we want to tell the brand because that's why you're not doing it because you don't wanna

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okay someone's offering me a bed. A bed. Yep, just

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stay at the Gods house.

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Okay, this is a bad message because I don't even know what they're trying to give me. Hey totally. brand name there is a brand new online company that launched in August, lush fo suede mats and strength balls in fresh, original colours with a slick back asked by I just want you need to get sweaty. At this way I'm wondering what exactly am I doing often I'll met to made from recycled plastic bottles and apples afraid of BPA and toxic glue. That's good. I would absolutely love to send you a coat a mat or a bowl to backup your next workout. Okay, there we go. First time I'm realising

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what she has to dress for postage. Thanks for the talk. So if you go to p

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o box,

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I died. But I said my agency is going to send to you that's another one

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want to use our P o box?

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p o box.

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Bunch of vibrators. Yeah.

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Hey, what about me? I love that man.

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So what is the policy not me.

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I mean he Welcome

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again Did you

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get

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what happens when you accept free stuff?

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That's the thing I'm going to ask you. Did you have pricing requirement? No, not at all. Just Just a gifting opportunity

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literally just said it would be nice if you did. Yeah.

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guilt trip, but that's not to me to finish the night. So

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to be completely honest with you, you guys are still such small fry, that it's better

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than having you micro payments, like

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PayPal influences. So at the moment, you'd only be accepted it'd be silly of them to you know, you can't really ask for money and they can't really shame you going to post. But once you get to sort of my level, yeah. So what is it a macro influencer? It's really up to me. So if I really, really want something or if something's have quite, you know, a lot of value, you know, if I'm going to get a free mattress, you know, mattress pillows bed base and you know that's a lot of money. I'm happy to do it for a post. I won't be like yeah, I'll do give me the free stuff plus pay me $1,000 plus Yeah, yeah,

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but as a person I was going to call you an influencer but as someone who has the job is endorsing products or you know, spreading people's brands. What's the point of starting to between you where you go, I'll do it all for free. It's all contract. actually making any money because

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yeah, it doesn't serve us to know

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that I think that and it is again, so grateful and so lucky. But you know, and someone's like, oh, but you know, we're going to give you it's like, yeah, that's so great. And that's really lovely of you. And I appreciate that, but I can't pay my rent with that T shirt. You know, I think for like 10 K, you can start charging. It might just be 50 bucks a post, but from like 10 k when you've got this just the case I'm because you guys are still in digital. Yes, yes. 2500

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Yes, way to go

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it's very slow to

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get to the Chi

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Chi. I mean you you

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really you guys are getting some really great friends in high places like you're getting some pretty great talent through here. Yeah, you don't

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go into it together

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yet Do you find that it's if you get something for free is also the other thing that you potentially removing the opportunity for them to give you money to yes that's

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why Jan my manager can get a bit shaky with me sometimes because it does devalue your if you suddenly just suddenly posting for free for one, but then it kind of went both ways. Clinique for example, is a skincare brand that I've used my whole life and I have always paid for products, but I also have this, you know, this moisturiser that is just so great and I posted about before and it's not being paid post. And then now recently they've gotten in touch with Jen and now I'm doing it work with them. So it can work both ways. They've seen that I genuinely love the product, they've seen me post about it multitude of times. And they're going, Hey, let's get in touch with her and let's do some actual, you know, collaborations with her. So it can work both ways. But yeah, I do tend to to be a little bit generous with my postings, even on trips and stuff, you know, you do a trip and it's generally one post a day, per night that you're on this trip. And that's what I graduates when I sign off to, that's what gems you know, bargain down that's what that's what we're charging for. But I always have such a good time when you're travelling. I've do like 12 posts a day and Jen's like, like what you know, value so content for me I'm in a great place I'm actually having good generally good time. I'm not gonna not post photos because we've already agreed to post three

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like the photo of us you know, I

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love that. I'm gonna do well do you work that into some kind of deal?

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It's just my charity.

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One guy for me I have we had a look at that.

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yet. Let's get some insights on our post

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versified just made my switch I if you scroll back I never post photos of me and God It usually causes some kind of controversy but

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any games about that any?

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A lot of days for my girlfriends Yeah, right.

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Who the hell is this guy? I love those. We don't know what happened but a PLP took down they put up a photo with 97 and you and then they took it down

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did that Yeah, really? That's okay. That's controversial. Yeah,

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we should find that. There's obviously something

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going up actually. For grant right now. We should.

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I was wondering

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Hey, Grant likes both of the photos okay. Otherwise so so the grants approval do all right. Yeah, they do. Well,

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the Have you heard the story about the restaurant that cold out the influence I have.

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Yeah. What happened? Sorry, member lightly but so well,

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there's times love Island contested.

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And so basically, she slid into the DMS of a restaurant, saying hey, I can Coming to your

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message, I will say is common practice.

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And so that's what I'm curious about is it's it's a poor form by the restaurant. So she did the Rachel.

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She did, which is completely that happens all the time. And you know, in her defence, she and I say, Hi, can we come in and get free food? She was like, Hey, are you guys open to a collaboration, which is how you word it. However, one words that I've earned a million times, not ever, not so much at the restaurants anymore. That's kind of not really done more. So for instance, I was going away and on this day, you know, at Hotel, before I book it and pay full price, you've got nothing to lose, to reach out to the marketing of the PR chicken be like, Hey, I'm coming up. Anyway, my flights are booked. I'd love to stay there and do what we do. Would you be open to a collaboration? Or alternatively, do you have a meteorite? And then you know, they'll say yeah, great, would love to give you one night for free or two nights for free in return for this? Or they might say, don't do collaborations, but we're happy to give you a 10% off meteorite. And then, you know, so everyone wins. I get 10% off. I still do a couple of posts for them. I felt bad for her. I thought that was that was pretty off. I wonder how Mexican Cantina. Neri was just calling up and saying, Hi, Josh here. Oh, yeah. Would you like to actually call up having a collaboration?

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looking for a

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job? Aside from that?

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entirely? Why do you think it's Do you think that like, all these businesses have become tighter in terms of allowing this stuff to go down based on the amount of people now?

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Yeah, I can see both points of view. I also can understand from you know, a business owner that you're thinking, Who the hell are these young fuckwits that you can just come in here and get a free mail. I think generally my experience people that react like that, and it was pretty, they're pretty ferocious. They tend to be an older generation, who don't quite get grasp, influence and marketing, you know, social media, how it all works, how that can be, you know, I know for a fact there is a cafe who that was struggling. And I had my friend Steve classmate, come in and do a post and it literally saved a business. It does work it is effective it is an effective form of marketing. They're just ways the ways of going about it. I always make sure when I do my reach outs that I'm making sure that they're aware of what I'm willing to offer them like I sort of I give them my numbers I give them my stats my rage, you know, I'm like I'm happy to do some personal stories whatever you guys want. If I'm travelling I'm happy to do a blog post or you know write a review on because hotels love TripAdvisor reviews like if you offer that that is they'll give you the whole place really they love a TripAdvisor everyone

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can do a TripAdvisor

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yeah but it has a lot of weight I think when the average Joe is booking a place they checked by such advisor a lot not necessarily you know marrying can from China probably aren't checking the super slick Instagram feed that probably more likely to check TripAdvisor.

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So you do you have Do you have a TripAdvisor account? I do. Can you look up totallys TripAdvisor I

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don't even have one of my nine to be honest.

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Oh really. So you have to use but nicely

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made it was I met it years ago before I was anything I'm still

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not anything. That's feeling For your macro, your micro,

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back there wasn't even it wasn't even a this is a kind of that's going to date with tonight. Really?

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Can we read it?

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No, I think I'm gonna hang up I think that a bio bio on him. So what do you do you lie or do you know? No, I'm just like exhausted. So you say that I've got I've got nothing in the tank

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but if you think the younger generation now are having a harder time at communicating the truth is that you know, I said like relationships and why stuff isn't working necessarily.

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Yeah, I think we're just it's common black people just assume the worst everybody like, you know, it's so commonplace to be ghosted, so you don't feel too bad doing yourself. I don't know. We were kind of just treat each other like crap. I think dating apps have completely ruined dating. We need to review in my opinion, if you're in a dating app, right.

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It's usually the ones that go for the criminally krim pocket. Nice going to Right

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here, if you did one and that was it forever.

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Okay, we're all laughing here, but we're the ones gonna really win hands up with the Victoria's Secret model. And he's like, see, I'm moving back to LA to get started on.

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What's gonna happen? I think

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97

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Yeah, probably looking for late, probably not getting stoned on gummies you want to

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do every day for being in our way living in that way? Now, and you're also not as like you would probably I could imagine you potentially with a attractive author over Victoria's Secret. JK Rowling. There we go. I didn't mean that But no, I think there was something in there. I think that you would go intelligence over pinedo she tried to

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make hot

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heavy tools.

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elevated music starts playing yeah i think that that the influence of thing was a bit off I felt bad because it happens every day all the time macro micro doesn't matter that's a common place that's that's how you start a conversation. He could have easily replied and said hey look you know thanks for reaching out we actually don't do collaborations and a story he didn't have to put a messages out a definite didn't have to include her name in a photo and it

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really made just

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necessary that's kind of stuff that's perpetuating online trolling and bullying and I just, yeah, it's just a key really,

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Are you someone to get on the phone actually, like she

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hates being on the phone? Really? Don't do it. My voicemail says don't leave a voicemail. I'm not gonna call you back. How was it? pretty old, but it stands still

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still got it though. I used to actually have voicemail

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to change it because as far as my SWAT is ran like to point out I've been repeat my number back. I'd like to shoot me a text instead and then give them my number and everyone's like totally, they're just cold. If

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anyone asking please leave your name and number. It's like if you call me on a smartphone or any phone for the

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latest programme because that's what we've always said.

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Interesting point you don't need us. I mean, you had email on yours. If you shoot me an email to Josh, maybe

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I still call my dad and say Hey, hey it's Talia. Yep fully aware.

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Hey that definitely dropped the definitely drop you your number,

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just calling and saying hey. And he was a

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high pumpkin so you wouldn't have Valley so you don't have anyone yet so many notifications. Nothing

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You ain't seen on my time hop is like the arm it's like a time capsule. It shows you what I've been doing for the last 12 years I've been pressing

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is

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just me and all my ex boyfriends and girlfriends who loved me once upon a time.

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tells you it shows a photo

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like what you were doing last year. He's what you doing on Instagram. He's what you doing on Facebook. He's what you are. He's a video of you looking cuter and skinnier and younger. He's a Boy That one's gave you a Christmas present. It's now not going to give it Christmas present like it's just oh.

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Show me show.

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The Christmas party last year playing with the baby. Yes standard with me.

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So do you look at this every day?

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It's funny because I've actually the soldiers rail something I struggle with a lot. I contend you don't know.

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Jim, Jim wants

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me three years ago to Christmas party Jim engines. Um, yeah, I tend to sort of get caught up in the stole job. So having an app like

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this is the screen grabs Who are you bitching about

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that tweets okay.

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On the WhatsApp groups do you

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know I only speak to one person on WhatsApp? I think only people that people that live overseas have WhatsApp. I don't think we've made people use it here. It's always funny later raised something that so it's like back in the day, there was a tweet and it was like, you know, can't even don't even have $2 to rub together blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I think when nothing's changed in like, 12 years still broke. still hungry there is some

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funny shit that Yeah,

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like there is. I was looking back at someone's old like, you know you can go down a rabbit hole when you start scrolling it's called

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stop Yeah.

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What is it about 20 like sort of 2010 we were if you ever had a good year tax wise like good tax return your voice like right now you just shut the fuck up.

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We all got just money from the government. Yeah.

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That was so great. It was a new government that came in

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gave us like a K.

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I actually can't remember having

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because I was working in advertising and we just all got I mean, nice. We've been three and a half.

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I mean, it's all about money for no reason.

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You find out what that was, and how much money they gave.

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Yeah. Did you get the baby bonus

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teacher now we missed out on that one. That was the five k

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five k

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budgets five

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sexual attention I'm getting

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next year.

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Yeah, we do have that that was given to us by a lovely listener.

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But funny we would literally I was talking tonight seven before you got here and I was saying that when I'm older. I do like the idea of having like, a red wine while we're doing the show.

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Oh, I think that'd be so fun. Yeah, next year. I'm gonna do for a podcast where I am. We I went on a first date every episode, and it was sponsored by an arco company and we sort of we just got drunk as the episode went on.

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There's the chick who does the making food Getting drunk, which is hilarious. But she did it for for many, many years. But

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originally, like, Yeah,

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but if you do that for like 10 years of your life, you're an alcoholic at that point right

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in saying that they're off to getting you drunk. They're like, really boring.

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Actually, we haven't had we haven't had a conversation since. So the when we recorded that was before we went out and got so let's do let's have a retro recap.

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We've spoken about how he needs to speak about okay.

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And do you want her to speak? Yeah, what was

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what happened after the episode,

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but as Yeah, so from an alcohol point of view, what was I what was actually why so

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basically, last time you guys saw us we were in my hotel room at the Mondrian Yeah. And we left Mondrian to go to a PLP. Our good friend Greg Smiley's venue. It was a really nice night, we felt was pumping

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and on Jake. God has never seen how to how to work out until he night

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and I just proceeded to just think about it was tough because I wanted to get you guys hammered quickly. So I'd usually go for hot spirits but also nice isn't like a taste of alcohol. So I did think of things that were potent but didn't taste like that. So first we started off on set some vodka pineapples, because Mason is literally a white girl for those back

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quite quickly nice Can you just give us commentary? Did you lock the drink? You did?

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Yeah, yes Friday

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Tommy obviously wasn't drinking but boy I really tried they're happy pressured Yeah, my Scott you zoma wanted

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to drink it was it?

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Yeah. But then it was funny I did not drink cuz you could observe Yeah, through those back well, so by the way, guys, in case you even been to LA or potato before they free poor. So what our wandering key is basically a double shot every junkie have been using

29:49
that bit of trivia that you gave me I use that all the time. A lot of times I reckon last weekend, talking to people oh my god well in the States.

30:00
I'm so stoked to have like sort of the gigo they call them they make sure it's level here they just sit down there staring at you when they pull you're like, Well, that's it.

30:06
Still got someone was actually saying that like Oh, so does it make sense to like, give a bigger tip because then they give you more alcohol and then yeah cuz I was like in roles like yeah yeah

30:16
does what's the double of a full

30:20
okay so then I went back as I've had his fastness up. Sorry I got shots. And I was like again I was like usually I'd get him a fireball which is like a cinnamon whiskey but he would just spit that out my face so

30:31
they also didn't do fireballs there are

30:34
a lot of places have like, make their own fireball anyway, I was like, hey, what sweet what taste great. Every white chick knows the best tasting shot is a wet pussy. I hate ordering them because you have to ask for a wet pussy and it just kills you on the inside. I was like, Can I please get three wet poses? And she was like, Well, what to not I was like I'm fair enough. So it's vodka, cranberry juice and Paige look you up. She made us shots. I shoot you not about the size of that glass. Yeah, like they were in a shot. He was. He was half ago. I was I was kind of associate didn't want to like share that on my face because I knew that he just Penny so he basically so I came back with another drink not realising that was just some she'll show.

31:17
So what makes it a shot?

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Because usually it's 70% he

31:21
reckon it was

31:22
oh you've got Volker in the end page look you up a peach snap sorry so that's

31:26
it's like a drink or drink and drink has a mixer. That's usually majority of the class this was just blowing

31:33
so shots very alcoholic and I think I kind of made you drink it quite fast. You're trying to sip on it now. throwing it back by this point, which Josh was

31:42
you had some of my shot I feel

31:44
you were getting so introspective. Like you were just thinking you were like, Oh, am I am I being Am I being annoying? Am I repeating myself too much? I might have to go to the toilet every five seconds like a little boys. Like a weekend I'm like, please again,

32:00
How you started say, not really suck all that

32:05
stood up yet

32:06
anyway. He's like, everything's really fuzzy like, everything's kind of moving funny and I caught everything zero and he was like talking about this close to my face. like everything's kind of like and you will like how you just questioning everything just so that you could not relax like

32:22
I did I feel like when it came to eating,

32:25
but this is the best part. So then it was time for dinner. We were all relatively even I was feeling tipsy, so you guys must have been pretty pretty sloshed, but you were also very impressed with how together I was. Went down.

32:36
You're drunk version is Look how fine I am. Fine. Look, I don't even like you guys affected I'm fine. Okay.

32:51
Yeah, what was what was telling me like it was get louder. It was after dinner.

32:56
That was when Yeah, I'd saved it then but then we got sat down and Grant was so lovely and tonight was some really nice expensive champagne for us again my son never had champagne before

33:08
was the

33:11
human say you drink

33:13
that is expensive champagne it's it's a gift from the owner of the venue that were and you were going to drink that the smell I think I finished those two that'd be fat. Let me handle a few more drinks and yeah didn't got lit.

33:26
Yeah, yeah, listen, I seven or what I liked was we ended up in a trust circle holding hands. Yeah,

33:32
did we I mean, I was so lost track

33:34
now. Going around the circle telling each other what we're grateful for.

33:38
I often start is kind of games like I'm like, what's what's different about everyone's peaking period of the year? Really, you know, I don't remember it being taken because I think I was dead but then I was reading photo of mice with listicle every

33:51
night is crazy.

34:01
The first we talk a lot on the show about first 2020 what could be something that you do for the very first time?

34:10
Well, my first goal is to try and get some time over this break to, like finish or write this book that I'm supposed to have written. I started it, but I've got to finish it. I mean, that's been a dream of mine for so long. Like, I can't believe that I am going to be an author of the book. That's just insane to me. So that would be huge. First. Yeah, I

34:33
yeah, I think some once actually, you're lucky. You're, you've got

34:37
journalists, but I think, you know, being a journalist writing about things that are going on in the world, things that make you angry or things that make you happy, or the news is very different to writing about yourself and your life. And then of you know, as I'm sort of writing it, it's my version of events is gonna be so different to my brothers and my dad's. You know, it's a lot of responsibility to tell your story.

34:58
It's got to be title.

35:00
nor ever had people suggest things to me. I'll make Jordan

35:05
Jordan Michael Jordan.

35:06
He said yeah, he's tested misunderstood. I

35:09
don't mind whether

35:10
it's like am I SS? Like it's

35:14
a signature like in pink something

35:17
Have we met

35:19
joke with the misunderstood the

35:23
exactly exactly. What do you want the title to be?

35:27
Because I really feel

35:32
I couldn't help you dude

35:36
what can you it's still such an odd concept to me that someone thinks that my life is interesting enough to write about. Like it That to me is it blows my mind? I mean, when I pull it apart, I think about you know, the chapters and I guess the big chunks and the big defining moments of my life. I guess I do have some interesting ones in there. You know, everything from me dating girls, for most of my adolescence to Big brother and that whole experience to my mom's adventure and losing my mom to social media and being one of the first kind of influences. When I say it like that. I'm like, Okay, I guess that's maybe interesting to some people. But yeah, he's gonna buy this book. My dad's gonna buy 500 copies and that'll be it.

36:12
Solid amount. You What else? Do you feel lucky content wise. apprehension about putting somebody out.

36:21
I just I it's mainly my family. I you know, I've always been an oversharer I think big brother took it to a whole new level because once people have seen you like that, in that context, I've literally got nothing else to hide. Like, what else? They've seen me eat sleep. topless. You know, you guys have probably seen me talk about karma. Karma. Um, no. That's good to know. Um, you know, so then after that, I'm kind of like what nothing else to hide. You've seen me warts and all you see me at my worst. But then I you know, I have to be respectful and remember that it isn't just my story and I am sharing things about my life and my family. And I think that that's what that's always my main concern and I know that they find Some of my writing cringy I think that I share too much

37:04
with your same sex relationships. Did you describe it as like a phase? or What was that? How do you

37:09
know? I don't I really I feel like that's so offensive. I mean, I dated women for two, three years, you know, we would live together we had a dog together, calling into phase two may completely undermined that relationship.

37:23
So what because you were talking I remember you like you've, you've chat, I guess like, you've changed and so you will want that person and then you were

37:31
I think we all grow in and you know, our experiences shape us and you know, you might grow up early dating blonde and then suddenly meet this amazing brunette and she's funny and hilarious and love of your life and then suddenly you're into brunettes. karbolyn What happened? I made my day to girls met a bunch of really amazing women who were smart and funny, and I really liked them. And then I met this one dude, and he was pretty smart and funny and hot and since then I've only been in Dude I don't see myself ever dating women again I it just doesn't it feels like a whole different person I don't even know who that person is. But the same time those are some of the best and happiest relationship of my life and I think using the word phase just doesn't sit right with me it doesn't feel it doesn't feel right.

38:18
Is there much difference in the relationship itself like if you take away the sexual out sexuality side of things?

38:25
Yeah, sign differences, so many differences. Women just I mean, just by nature inherently they sort of inherently just get what you get you more organically You know, I think sometimes especially with the guys I've been with, and at least initially, you have to kind of learn to understand each other and you know, okay if if he shuts down or if he you know, that's him doing x y Zed, whereas females just kind of inherently get it. So you just this is closeness you Danny and I know that your profile, you're married to your best friend and you're dating your best friend, but you really are dating your best friends. You know you just got this amazing supportive and thoughtful understanding patient just sort of those qualities that women tend to be better at.

39:12
What's the feminine quality? Yeah, the the you know I love feminine quality in my wife but you

39:23
know I don't think so.

39:25
That's okay. I don't know anything about your family but to me like I think you can always I can always tell when a guy has got with women in his life. He had no women in my life that I didn't know that but that's kind of vibe you give off mice is the same soft

39:38
the mice softer I'm I

39:40
just want

39:44
to like I think about masculine qualities, not something that I'm into at all. Yeah. And so when you are a feminine woman, are you into feminine?

39:56
No. So my access, we're all very androgynous. They are all quite tomboy you know they had they were all beautiful but they will all you know short hair prefer to wear those clothes skated left they will looks you know like a beautiful like Ruby revises a friend of mine like Ruby rides vibe. So beautiful but very much a tomboy and I was always like the fan, but it's funny because now that I don't guys I often wonder whether I'm too much of a talk cuz I'm definitely one of the boys I'm sure you guys can a little you attest to that. Sometimes I worry whether I'm too much one of the boys now and

40:29
she was barking at the time.

40:36
What about like comparison when you're in a like same sex relationship? Got the same body parts and all that sort of thing? Do you like it? Is that something that you're considering? Like, from a body image point of view?

40:47
Um, I mean, not it's don't really it's bizarre because I never I didn't grow up my whole life thinking that I was gay and like, you know, watching women from afar and like wondering what they you know, Bree was felt like it was how it worked with me I just I liked boys all throughout primary school or throughout high school and then just met this amazing person at uni. And then I was just so obsessed with her that I was into whatever she fucking had going on. Um it's it's weird because you know now with with men I don't really I don't like big bulky guys. I don't know if that's because I'm not used to, you know, real like muscle muscle guys. I do remember the first time sitting with my ex boyfriend and he was the first guy I'd been with after dating girls so like six years, and I remember we were like making out and I like went to feel these boobs. I was like, Oh shit. They're on. Okay, yep. Alright, different body shape. Yeah, okay, that was such a weird moment to me to like, I was like, Oh, just gonna come down here man. I guess like it was a really bizarre reminder that I was with a completely different sex

41:54
land person writing the book is have you set out the chapters does it go in chronological order?

42:00
Makes makes the most sense, for sure. But I had a nice tricky because I guess my mom especially that's kind of its that has grown and evolved, you know, as finding out how I dealt with it when she was ill when I was older to her passing away that's kind of floors throughout my life. So I don't really know how that's going to sort of work.

42:21
How do you feel about the type of person you are and the type of content you put out there? versus, say the people who might want to buy a book around sort of dementia and all that sort of things is it is a different audience.

42:36
I think the beauty you know, and this is what the, the publishers that I spoke with said to me, this is why she wanted me to write a book at all, is that a, you know, the way I speak about my mom's dementia, it isn't dementia specific. I think that if there's so people that have grown up with or dealt with a sick parent, it doesn't matter if it's dementia or if it's cancer, if it's ms, whatever side of it. can relate to that to growing up with a parent who was constantly sick. It was in our hospital who had to care for. That's a pretty universal, unfortunately, problem. And I think that's what you know. And I never thought about like that I always thought that I was speaking to people that specifically were dealing with dementia. But yeah, she was one that said, you know, you know, someone and actually, when my mom passed away, and I was sharing that story on my Instagram, I had some a lot of dams. And there were people in there that were like, you know, my mom's had to cancel on and often so I was 10. So yeah, I guess that that's more relatable than I maybe realise. But I am conscious. I mean, you know, because I'm like, like I am who I am icon refined myself. I can't. This is why, you know, when I used to work in magazines I used to write from our clan magazine, I found that really hard to write in the maryclaire tone of voice because it's refined and it's polished. It's aspirational, and it's highbrow. That's why I love writing for pedestrian Mamma mia because I can write exactly how I speak

44:00
My book will be exactly the same. I don't think I could do it any differently.

44:03
What have you learned about social squad doing that?

44:07
That was it. Yeah, that wasn't like, I love doing the podcasting. I loved that so much. I don't think I felt that much job satisfaction. Since Big Brother. It's been a long time since I felt proud of something. Something challenged me since, you know, Mia saw me I think maybe a week into it. She pulled me in for a chat. I should check in on how I was going. And she said, You're out of your comfort zone. Are you just like you're struggling? I'm like, Yeah, I am. I am. And I think I'm used to cruising and I'm used to being good, naturally good at most things that I do. And even in, you know, in high school and in primary school, you know, if I, if I wasn't immediately good at instrument, I just quit it. I wouldn't persevere. I wouldn't try to get good that I didn't like being bad at things. So, you know, I decide to play saxophone and when I made the leap wasn't Lisa Simpson. I was like, we'll stop this. So to what she's doing the reason I wanted to play obviously sorry. To be thrown into the deep end with this so soon after losing my mom with no prior experience like even now talking to you guys I've done 20 million more podcasts and I had when I did my you know

45:13
so to do that and

45:14
not just with skirted Derek's

Derek has once said to me

45:29
Yes, I did do something that you know, I couldn't really get out of, you know, I was signed, sealed delivered the contract and we had guests coming in every day for those two weeks and said to do it and struggle but persevere and you know, and then be proud of the outcome. That was That was great. How do you seek out these things? Because if I did, it came to me. You bet. If I say if it came to you, right, and you go,

45:50
Yeah, I just grabbed her. Sorry.

45:54
If the thing that gave you the most fulfilment or job satisfaction is something that puts you out of your comfort zone. It could be fair to say that things that push you on each other and are going to do similar version of them.

46:05
I also think that it's something that I've wanted to do for a long time, right? You know, you guys, I've said to you before that I would love to work in radio. And podcasting is basically radio but way more fun to talk about a lecture and talk about for extended periods of time. I think what I learned from that experience was that I love podcasting. I'd loved learning and getting better at interviewing, and meeting new people and hearing their story. But, you know, as suspected, and I've told me, this and me already kind of knew, you know, this subject wasn't what I'm passionate about, personally. You know, the gag was that I told me I had an influence thing, and I thought it was a waste of time. And so she thought it'd be hilarious to give me a show hosting, where I talked to influences guard trolls, hilarious troll, but

46:45
it worked the long game troll.

46:50
Because I was able to be self deprecating, I was able to make the influences feel like they could be honest with me and say obviously shadle this is boring. I don't you know, but personally, for I'd love to do a show where I felt more personally connected and passionate about what I was talking about. But I loved podcasting I definitely want to do another podcast for sure

47:09
for May 2020 I want to attempt I want to I want to put myself outside of the comfort zone in respects to in respect to posting things that make me feel uncomfortable that's not to say release it you know, sharing personal information or something like that. I don't know exactly what form of

47:28
credit card money for now but even like

47:33
even someone getting into doing brand integration, so talking about a product you do this I can imagine it just come second that you to now still kills me on the inside. It does this. And so then you pushing against the feeling of I know this, I know put like I know, I could have made the desert and I just he's ruthless. And I see there is some benefit in being A bit more ruthless detach

48:01
to outcome

48:02
detached to the feeling of how much and how makes you feel because I think it's exaggerated to how people perceive you. And

48:10
it's tricky. It's so tricky I especially as I said to you guys, you know, this is it's a busy time of year to Christmas, a lot of brands are wanting to push posts, push their products before Christmas. And you know, I had put my foot down last week and had a job down I was like, I just feel like I'm just speaking everyday a different product. It just feels so yuck. And disingenuous and and organic. I think it's just all about you know, the way you just got to keep it as authentic to you and I know that's such an overused buzzword specially in my line of work, but if you try and keep it as authentic as possible, even if that means you coming out and being like, I feel like a frickin sellout. But seriously, this face creams the fucking best. Yeah, you've called yourself out for someone else can do it. Yeah,

48:57
you should just put the how much you've made.

49:03
Remember, there's the famous thing of like, can you

49:07
designer What?

49:09
Can you do this Photoshop thing of this event? I just screen grab details

49:13
insert name, he said, Yes, he saying the copy but

49:17
and so I think for you guys as a brand and as you know you've got your podcast but also have your production stuff. I think that would be silly of you to not taking those opportunities, even if it doesn't feel completely organic or natural At first, I think most people think the authentic approach is to listen to the feeling and then not act on it because they're like, that's maybe authentic to the feeling of this is a bit gross or this feels a bit crazy.

49:41
Seth Godin talks about like the pilot, like a pilot on a plane isn't being authentic. Sometimes they don't feel like fucking flying the plane, but you do it anyway. And so, authenticity can sometimes be overstated when sometimes you just need to be a professional.

49:57
Yeah, well, I mean, that's radio, horse. I mean, even you Guys you know I've said this to you we were in LA still blows my mind and I know that you, you know have put measures in place so that you can have days off like the fact that you've committed to this show but I haven't you guys 10

50:09
years we're doing seven days.

50:10
Just gives me severe anxiety but anyway

50:13
oh, we could be done. I mean,

50:20
nice. Fucking.

50:21
I want five. So

50:24
what's the what's the idea of five kids? Why do you want

50:27
a big family?

50:28
Yeah, I think a lot of people say that before they have one.

50:34
So if you were to, if you were to paint the picture, just quickly, like paint the picture of like, five years time. Like I'm curious, do you have the name? Yeah. Is it the idea of like the white picket fence in facking q or something or like what's your because I want to think of five

50:50
five years 35 Yep, yep. 37 awkward hyper have at least one kid by that. Sam, Cooke's bride.

51:02
Mom had made 39. And look at me.

51:05
You're great. Yeah. No, I definitely want a couple of kids for sure.

51:09
But maybe not five. You don't think you'll get to running out of time?

51:12
Maybe if I'd started a bit earlier. I'd fold a few people before

51:16
versus five. Double,

51:24
double wrap it is that like you literally

51:31
I just have double digit,

51:37
like the cool fun uncle and you're like the dorky dad dorky dad, my boyfriend.

51:43
So the two verses what is the main difference between two and five?

51:47
big family? I come from a family. I've got two siblings. And I just Yeah, I love kids. I've always loved kids. I'm very, very maternal and I just want a big family.

51:57
So there is a fun element to it.

52:01
Okay, like three ones. Like one's hard to three kids apparently impossible. Cheese one's hard enough.

52:09
All right, is it all? Is it like diminishing returns? No, sorry. No

52:15
it's killing off and your monkey

52:21
that's actually the cat that actually watch the Cadbury documentary The other day. That was actually a big game changer for them really?

52:38
advertising Yeah. And it was constantly brought up and uses a great example that or, or I can do no wrong apparently written. Oh,

52:45
yeah, cuz I did see I'm sorry.

52:47
Everything was gay.

52:48
Yeah, they all say, cookie. What's the thing that Super Bowl that you remember the Super Bowl, all the lights went out or whatever. And then there was everyone on Twitter like all the zany social media Doing posts that are the blackout. Yes. Yes. Also the Netflix thing at the same they want to see about that. What is that? I said, I Netflix did a tweet saying things you say when you're having sex, but also it also you're a brand.

53:14
You're an account manager for a brand. Can you find that? This is funny?

53:19
I mean, that world is my oyster with that. Okay,

53:22
do you think you'd like to set the kabri thing does well, there's a high chance that she might not have hit at the right time. But then I look at things get they get used as case studies might move the needle here, but it's like there's a high chance that that wouldn't have moved the needle. Different time in existence.

53:44
Yeah, True. True. You're just right place right time timing what the world with you at the moment? Maybe it was you know, we're needing a bit of a law like at the moment Jesus loves we need a load. Oh my god right now.

53:54
What should we do? I said monkey

54:02
One of my favourite speaking of great case studies on election advertising was the tontine Pilates dad.

54:08
You told me for being the dad and he said you know speaking of great case study

54:15
it's a pillar brand if you guys have read if you read the Barefoot investor he suggests a tontine pillow

54:22
that he recommends

54:23
no it's not

54:28
what you're talking about. Yeah,

54:30
sorry to obtain you know daily studies and research and there's like, disgusting amount of like bacteria and bugs growing up pillars and like no one changes their pillars. I open to doing this case it had a pillar that I hadn't I was a child. I carried it around with me to all my shithouse because I just loved it. It was perfect. It was my favourite pillow I loved it was carried the filth. They were heavier.

54:57
Wonder if there is a quiet

55:00
decay you really taking us off course. So anyway there's like literal bugs and like like tiny bacteria trays and shit the growth comes from our face eskie no hands growth. These guys did a big study on that had these like terrifying stats and these like super macro shots of this stuff going on pillows and then said you know a pillar is actually good for 12 months and then they said a date stamping their pillows. So it didn't create a problem we didn't know we had it was a problem we just didn't know about it. And then I made like, we then had a date where we knew we had to replace the pillow with another tontine pillow. And suddenly we were we were buying a new pillow every year from tante because they're the only ones who have a date stamp on it. It was like they kind of feel it us yeah. into constantly buying new tontine pillows.

55:46
There's so many things that I don't like I only found out you know Dyson vacuum wait for this man the Dyson vacuum I was trying to when I shave Bray freaks out because I leave here And so, so I I use the Dyson in the bathroom but unfortunately I got out went over some water and some water went into the Dyson vacuum. Yeah and so then the next day we opened like the cupboard where the Dyson is it just smells horrendous. It was Wet Wet down does it like feel so knocked down times 10 but the thing was that we did some research and there's like there's a filter in it. And it's like oh, we should get new filter and turns out that you're like minty at filter new filters yeah all the time. We've had this vacuum for four years

56:34
well it's like I never put one in

56:35
like a washing like especially like clean your washing machine cleaning dishwashers like give them a clean like you putting like a little tablet you put it on an empty cycle

56:43
with admin

56:45
Yeah, I'm like seriously wife me like okay, I'm sorry for this stuff

56:48
I seven Alright, so admin talk about admin what what are you good at how did you find the saves the

56:53
via the Netflix stuff so I

56:55
feel like this is gonna go either way.

56:57
God edible. List here's a list

57:01
sometimes Yeah.

57:05
Speaking like this

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something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand Twitter account Ben and Jerry's Do you want to take a leak? Wendy's wow for for for

57:16
IMDb the Mandalorian continues to dominate Yelp please share your experiences with the community.

57:24
I mean we having a gang banging that one on

57:26
Nick is satisfied Instagram double tap

57:31
that works Yeah. Paramount network which is Paramount Pictures I'm not sure we want to touch this Netflix replies guys mountain was right there. Good.

57:41
That was good. That's really good.

57:42
What a Twitter thing here we get pet know there's Petco which is a like a pet supply like pet bond.

57:51
Really quickly.

57:53
We hope you enjoy these new toys.

57:56
Good. That's a good

57:58
twist anything that would happen.

58:01
Catch up

58:03
Did you ever get to that level of doing it like did you ever

58:05
yeah that was yeah that was my job that's why even for Big Brother what brands massive brands, Tim Tim Cole constantly arguments people about palm oil which is absolutely fair enough.

58:16
Oil in Yeah. And they're asking is it

58:19
no they're angry that it is okay it kills me Ranga tang tang different

58:30
souls commenting about that probably ate meat. Oh look

58:36
what was my I would have to say we did the Virgin Australia rebranding, which is a really cool one to work on. Hungry Jack's one of my clients and he'll blondes one of my clients, dove naevia I can literally worked across a huge, huge but yet one of the most. In fact actually even what puffing Toontown is everyone loves Tim Tams unless they don't like intense one of the most active and engaged community online communities that looked after was a week.

59:03
Really? I did a bunch of a week here

59:06
to tell you how seriously the Sharon's take aways. And we call them Sharon because we had like, Hey, we had like the typical wiki and Sharon was number one by Sharon had multiple dogs that lived inside. She was a smoker. Sharon get rid of her when she was taken

59:27
to shame he cleaned out my staple especially I think people our age what I do, I would hide the air wick.

59:32
What does he do a week

59:34
freshener? It's like the this

59:40
one you just got one for the bathroom or you have one that sort of like every so often like shoot out

59:45
in the corner that's a

59:49
It looks good. I know it's but it's just

59:51
my skin before from like the toilets.

59:56
God vanilla.

59:58
You can also get like sort of Read defuser what you can get everything

1:00:02
yeah I smell a really nice cranberry one yesterday

1:00:06
cook I if you guys ever the girlfriend wife cook I was walking past cook I have a big with a good one spray

1:00:13
with a marketing course and cook I was the brand that they had to do analysis on it

1:00:19
and I now sell them online actually just bought one you can buy the set the centre

1:00:25
so it's 55 but yeah

1:00:26
guys

1:00:28
97 it's it's like God is it got to hear what is it?

1:00:32
t shirt and something.

1:00:35
Mako makara or orchard orchid. Sorry, white Lily spring moss for an aroma that's fresh.

1:00:41
Say that sounds delicious,

1:00:42
delicate and distinctly feminine. I like the fee.

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I like the milligramme they do this fragrance that smells like the forest. And now Yes, Mr. Night and then he comes in. Have you seen the volcanic rocks? Yes. So I have volcanic rocks, and they smell delicious. Yeah. And so actually, it was a contentious issue on Sunday because we hadn't got the new filters for the vacuum but pre use the vacuum. So the whole apartment smelled fucking horrendous. And so I used the essential ethanol is the base of the of the soil

1:01:19
Why does vacuuming vacuuming always makes the room smell bad afterwards even if you haven't gotten back to the air with guys just be so upset like if we if we took a scent off the shelf or if we didn't replace a santro if we didn't bring back pumpkin spice every Christmas like that would just be good but not as about it like that. They will get together that switch that swap candles and it was absolutely bizarre dealing with those Sharon's that was like that that was the peak of my community management career.

1:01:51
I could get into fragrance fragrances The is the bank on Ponzi schemes. But you know like oil

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Essential Oil yeah like that.

1:02:01
Yeah, every every Yeah, cuz I do seven from my high school is pushing this

1:02:06
Kelly Can you can

1:02:08
I help you? Yeah, a little cinnamon blend on you just send me a list of everything as I sort of

1:02:14
get it i think that it's almost like they could be right but just the whole fact that you know that

1:02:21
you have to buy like 100 years bollinger bands and you have to buy a pack of

1:02:26
the actual essential oils themselves. It's the business behind this pyramid scheme. Have you ever had someone in my

1:02:31
life? I think it was oh my

1:02:33
god.

1:02:35
What I think he's, if it's the product that solves everything, which a lot of the people sell it as why isn't every single person in the world using it?

1:02:45
For what it is you notice that coffee first? A lot of these

1:02:50
you know you're looking at your reading posts, you're reading these long, long captions and they're saying it's the best in the world and you're like I still don't know what you're trying to sell me. Yeah. Is it face cream? Is it a candle? What is it

1:02:59
do you think those people Who behind those products? Or in that, that business model? Do you think they feel like fucking a bit cringe about posting the Kool Aid and they believe everyone has to if

1:03:12
you're doing more, you just save it as like sales and you've positioned it in your mind that life is all about sales essentially been conned into a catch up, then it's turned into, hey, I've got this product.

1:03:25
As I said, I do have a few friends. I have a girl that he's hanging out with quite a bit who now? Does it works in one of those things and just constantly reach out to me and I'm just like, absolutely not. I know exactly what you're going to do. And I guess there have been actually a few people I guess that think with my following. I'd be an easy win for them. If I suddenly started believing in any of that stuff has been a few weird dams. But um, yeah, no, I'm much smarter than that.

1:03:48
I remember back in the day, I feel like my mom would always have the parties or whatever. Yeah.

1:03:57
Isn't this a

1:03:58
What about the one with the glass slogan, claimed loss with this sort of stuck there was a shame that it was a specific

1:04:07
kids. The kids remember that

1:04:09
she kept dying.

1:04:11
He looked like he

1:04:15
was I'm excited.

1:04:17
I was excited. Like, it was just like since I got excited.

1:04:21
His products were actually amazing guru remover. He got chewing gum at a carpet got elevated at a caption do that.

1:04:29
I feel like these guys influenced white, white, white.

1:04:35
White gets into the jeans chewing gum, chewing gum in jail on the back of my James from now you're

1:04:40
you're using the phrase I mean you crack it off. Yeah, but it was this was Rob brought in my brother

1:04:45
Jane update from 97.

1:04:47
Jane.

1:04:48
What the stained What have you done the James?

1:04:54
No, I put huge amount of distance away Feels like insane

1:05:02
parents watch

1:05:05
these parents love you

1:05:07
know I put I was taking my jeans because I didn't want to put them in a wash because they're like got ripped

1:05:15
so I was gonna break them so I just soaked them and I left them overnight and there's like a little candy there's a little like suede on label in the back and so all the brand of the colour went out and signed the rest of my jeans.

1:05:28
I take that back because because on the label says don't

1:05:32
don't wash

1:05:35
isn't it is that mother thing where you put them in the freezer and it like gets rid of the smells good. So it's a mark you can't really get rid of

1:05:42
the phrase totally

1:05:43
take it to the dry cleaners.

1:05:46
Put them in a washing bag and put it through the know I've already done I've already put it through the washing soda. So it's there fact

1:05:53
you haven't taken your dry cleaners was the brand completely like gone off the nervous system that really

1:05:59
yeah, it's just like

1:06:01
I mean they might pay you enough to buy a new pair of jeans

1:06:04
yeah how much they like it but

1:06:08
I'll reach out to the brand new industry

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industry Oh definitely. I mean do I really

1:06:14
want what size I 3030 3132 32

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than me? So like,

1:06:22
Yeah, I'd have to wear it like I have to I'd have to do something with it.

1:06:27
How can we make this

1:06:28
my friend lost a pair of sunglasses It was quite expensive. This brand I think a terrible and then coincidentally Three weeks later that brand reached out to me and offered me a pair of sunglasses and I said I will have the exact pair that she lost. I'll do a shot in them and then I'll get them to her.

1:06:44
Does your friend know you think

1:06:46
I actually said to her I've got you those disgusting Gago glasses You want it?

1:06:52
ball I

1:06:53
just so I feel like

1:06:56
I'd like you to say

1:06:58
now you do. Every Silly boy does it's

1:07:03
it's like it's case I think. Yeah, cases Why? And just tell a patient read that feels like fully. It's it you can't see it on the camera but it's just like a magic sand case with neon sand. It was in the dark and literally every single time a male realises what it is, I lose them for like half now and I play

1:07:20
with it. What do you what would you pay right now for direct flights, New Zealand return.

1:07:26
I know the pilot. It's a great app. It's got another pilot and it sends you algum what animates pulls pulls everything together.

1:07:35
You may have never thought no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll just shut up for a sec. That's not the word you think he curates.

1:07:46
I know that's it anyway. pulls all information from all websites about flat sales and then send you push notifications.

1:07:53
So you can buy it just in case you

1:07:57
can get flight back to New Zealand from 219 we're 10 wrangly say, dude, that's so Jane anchor guys. Yes. And can you actually press it? alchemists

1:08:09
mains combined or the aggregate? So all right, I think my

1:08:14
data

1:08:15
brings it together. So can you actually press it and buy it?

1:08:20
Thought you were you were actually saying I know the pilot

1:08:33
is the pilot.

1:08:34
Again, I'm sorry, fly to Canada from $912 were 10 bags and meals included. That's also insane.

1:08:40
That's really cheap.

1:08:42
My thing about this is, you know, you say like, what's what's one of the travel companies

1:08:48
Skyscanner, if the

1:08:50
flight centre and they've got a flight to La 812 bucks return. Let's go to pressure. I press it, and I follow it through and that's like Brianna specific How to find the deal. Oh actually funded Yeah.

1:09:02
Or it's like yeah, cool flight. February 2021. You

1:09:07
have to be very specific. But that's good. So

1:09:12
what airline for the Canada Canada?

1:09:14
That's good philosophy virgin.

1:09:17
Virgin Australia.

1:09:20
Sorry, sorry Virgin Australia 1600 dollars.

1:09:23
That's what the deal that they promoted to

1:09:26
Hawaii. Have you ever done a deal with a airline?

1:09:29
I'm actually in the process of doing a deal. I'm about to go to Bali with an L i haven't signed the contract. But um, yeah, they're sending me to Bali, which is amazing.

1:09:41
Which one I think it is.

1:09:43
I can tell you, I know that there's only about three lines it could be

1:09:48
and also I feel like gender has got a name all over that one as well.

1:09:56
Know so airlines rarely do collaborations because they don't need to People always gonna fly people are gonna pay for flights they don't need to give away free free flights so Marco influences won't be able to.

1:10:06
I just want access to it like you

1:10:07
guys are lucky to get a bloody Rex played in camera.

1:10:11
What about the elite or this like project the private jet

1:10:16
I've yet to go on a private jet now I've got a tiny plane to get me from Bangkok to this amazing honeymooners only although obviously it wasn't a honeymoon or amazing resort in Thailand, which is like a pretty pimp, just like tomorrow's but I was gonna die literally was gonna die

1:10:33
with propellers.

1:10:34
It wasn't by no means it wasn't a private jet. It was just like a tiny plane. You went to Steph Claire

1:10:39
Smith wedding to do on

1:10:41
Christmas wedding.

1:10:42
I've watched the whole wedding video is not not impellers it's like oh, that was lovely.

1:10:48
Including that Jaeger bomb at the end.

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Yeah, it's a beaut. It was a beautiful wedding. That farm is ridiculous. Oh,

1:10:55
he's not a fucking fast. It goes Man his

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dad spent so much time preparing the grass they died the light blue

1:11:05
eyes that wide so beautifully.

1:11:07
Apparently it's usually outside first time they're all the fish dead

1:11:12
I'm sure they wouldn't have killed the fish apparently it's a usual like muddy water colour and they died at bright blue for the for the for the wedding.

1:11:20
Yeah, it looked amazing. Oh glandt so you stayed in the day with anyone in your tent? Oh really? So what

1:11:27
was it scheduled to have other people either?

1:11:30
Um, no actually was bunking with another single female who I didn't know to be fair. I met her at the Hinton's, but we know each other quite well. But then a friend of mine who had met this lovely young lady asked if, if I would mind him going in my tent and if I could sleep in his bed instead, so that they could hang out.

1:11:52
I was about to shake face, wasn't it?

1:11:54
It was not the Olympics.

1:11:56
Well, I mean we're all in

1:12:00
Once in collabing, some people had like five in one chance maybe

1:12:02
not always at a party with a Blue Blue Lagoon blue laying

1:12:06
out for 430 the couple it was different Josh didn't live down sort of for

1:12:10
the dress card because everyone looked like they were either wearing white or silver or

1:12:15
palettes to work with. neutrals. So like fans would have fit in a

1:12:19
white band.

1:12:20
No. White. Yes, you could have worn you white bands like creams, creams. linens, yep, pale pale pastel colours and we look amazing. It was honestly like, just so incredible. The worst part about it was the drive back home the next day. Absolutely cool. Does anyone take buses?

1:12:38
No, it was three hours away. That was the thing. So the reason I provided the glamping tents because there's literally nothing around that gets in this tiny little town. There's the nearest hotel is like an hour out like you can't there's no eBay bays so they really have to kind of provide a combination to the food. Matt butcher good friend of mine was the the chef. It was delicious.

1:13:00
The whole day was just about to finish it was it was so much fun what sort of cake? You know what I didn't I say the cake being caught ob get a slice of the cake

1:13:09
bit recipe.

1:13:13
adage

1:13:15
when we all first got to the marquee, and sat down, the MC came out and said, Oh, you know, everyone please stand up. We'll kind of thought it was official winning business. So we all stood up. And it actually took me in hindsight took me a while to click on to what the heck was happening and to 10 minutes into a session.

1:13:36
And just squat and hold. Yeah. Nora and then he said, Okay, if everybody in the room is married, please sit down. And I was

1:13:46
like everybody who is engaged, please sit down. Everybody's in a relationship, please.

1:13:52
Man. Is that what it

1:13:54
was like? maybe eight of us out of the whole wedding stand up and he was like, now look around able Like that's a swapping right to I love that

1:14:03
okay right that's fair

1:14:06
yeah excited actually single

1:14:09
was Raya was right going off was there even fine reception

1:14:13
reception no um

1:14:16
it was interesting like it's actually worked because throughout themselves by the way he's a influence off

1:14:22
throughout the night had

1:14:23
a baby

1:14:24
he's a little is like 20

1:14:25
okay doesn't influence purchasing of baby

1:14:30
isn't doing it for a long time he was actually the guy if you remember if you saw it was years ago now he pranked everybody that he was surfing above this massive shark and ended up being Oh yeah, yeah, he got famous that that's how I'm sure. And then he just noticed a really great photographer, surfer, mental health advocate. Just a good guy. Be too is that night, I had gotten up to me and say hey, so I saw I saw you standing up before so I like bought them

1:14:57
sitting down

1:15:01
We really honest like beautiful day like just just so much fun and and so much love and Sam Evans and Logan who are other good friends of mine who did the video just didn't absolutely amazing job with this definitely give it a watch if you haven't seen

1:15:15
it yeah it was great what's that literally

1:15:18
on a Sunday night and it's 30 minutes

1:15:20
I've watched it twice and I cried both times and I was there and I was a mess when I was when I had one tissue so hot I had one tissue cuz I knew I needed tissue and I literally guys either side of me Alex Hayes next to me two guys either side I had to repent.

1:15:36
I was like tearing off little I was like, Oh, you can have a square.

1:15:39
Was it the best man crying when? Justice brother that was so it was so sweet. The whole

1:15:45
day like that and that shot of Josh with their dog. Watching Steph have her dance with her dad as a single tear coming down his cheek. I was like that's just really did you put that there?

1:15:58
drops quickly.

1:15:59
No, I think Like the guys and put it was just as such a great day

1:16:03
Have you thought about? Like obviously you're talking about having kids and what sort of thing? Is someone to fantasise a wedding or is it not really? I've

1:16:10
got a Pinterest board. Absolutely. Really? Yeah, it's all sorted for us. what's what's not yet, like, really should make it private. But it's like I've given it a really like obscure neighbourhoods Can I can be like, you know, what is this for? the show notes? Yeah, sure. It's called when I grow up. Yeah. I didn't like you know, not now but so this is like a semi vibe. Obviously, like,

1:16:31
funky ring. Go back.

1:16:33
What does that ring start saving? Oh,

1:16:35
you gotta be nice. 97 that ring is. It's not even like it's quite obnoxious to be honest. That's not Yes. Yeah. No, but

1:16:44
that kind of vibe. Is that it?

1:16:45
Okay. Yeah. Great. So it's very

1:16:47
classic. Yeah, well, maybe even a Vegas wedding.

1:16:51
That'd be fun.

1:16:52
What's what was she dressed up as

1:16:54
she's wearing a sacred? I can't sure if I can turn that around. Would you

1:16:59
colour your hair, I can. I used

1:17:00
to have purple hair like it's like deep dive deep dive with things

1:17:05
do you still use Pinterest every day you reckon or not

1:17:08
I use Pinterest but then I don't really pin it to any boys I skirt I save it and then put on my Instagram like as a story

1:17:14
if you would have picked one social media for 2020 that you actually spent more time is

1:17:19
more the top right now. But to me it I sit there just for hours. Just next feel it be good on consciously look the dances without even meaning to sort of watch so many of them.

1:17:32
Can we do it? We do a tick tock for the daily talk show. We don't have one yet. We do the first one

1:17:36
I would do out with the second count. Yeah,

1:17:38
what about you and 97 doing the one where you have to like engage each other's cause.

1:17:44
Oh, would you do that like to see Yeah. Actually I've seen you read you got a good

1:17:51
just with everyone else around

1:17:58
posted into the store. humid Laguna Beach just doing

1:18:05
take it up off and we didn't run you know, you didn't

1:18:08
know it's not bad. But how about this? This is what he sent me the Give me a second. It's basically in

1:18:19
this episode. She was like she was she was really wanted to know every day to have just so happy I just you know so so he

1:18:27
just was like that he would have just been to the song Oh, he just sent me that. Oh yeah,

1:18:31
he knows he knows

1:18:34
what your priorities about who you're sending content, sending it

1:18:44
back to your face.

1:18:45
What did you do with that? Was that was

1:18:53
supportive of each other.

1:18:54
What do you think your Mason taste had a haircut since his tips are

1:18:58
still there. Like the tips It's funny because I think I really did I know you without the two I think you've you've always had the same sense of night it was just a bit more. I like it a bit groaning as opposed to being old bleached but you definitely like the tips keep the tips.

1:19:12
Yeah, I think you need to go back to Rachel for tonight.

1:19:15
Joey's got days Oh, yeah. He was at the wedding Kelly. She says hey, yeah,

1:19:21
I think you should definitely

1:19:22
think now that I've gone back and spoke to you after our romantic holiday together. And sweet without the tips it just adds a bit of edge that you hadn't made it because you're so sweet. And but it wouldn't melt in your mouth like makes me want to do bad things to

1:19:42
think about it but it wouldn't mountain his mouth.

1:19:43
He's not hot.

1:19:44
Not because he's just like so soft and like, like he's he's like he's just this little and I think the tips just give you like a an edge. That's like maybe you are bad boy

1:19:56
just trying to mail costs into a wall. Yeah.

1:20:01
Mason

1:20:05
to daily talk show

on Tick tock tick tock catallena that's perfect now can we do the this isn't the 97 or 97 and you doing the linking data? Oh you know this

1:20:32
Yeah, that's it yeah

1:20:37
BBT poverty and we all change outfit Yeah. You've changed.

1:20:45
There's something funny about the transition for me because the idea is that goes from like, shit to like, looking. Gotcha. Go from like, my assets and go to that in my hands.

1:20:56
That's been done. Is it really like people going backwards? Okay. They're looking like shit and then they think that we're going to see them looking good but they just weren't even sure.

1:21:04
I should I The reason I actually got rid of Tick Tock is because it sends me to a push notice

1:21:08
Yeah, you turn them off as it comes up

1:21:12
that I've put it in this light so all my things are in private little folders. It's on this other page I'm embarrassed by what other things should be simple radio to listen to a guy was dealing with a radio show, so I could always listen to who wasn't we've talked about this off air for a reason. You know? If you listen to this is cryptic nature to me.

1:21:38
privacy, blah, blah, blah. What am I trying to hide? I've literally said you

1:21:47
know, I mean, like, I just don't care. Okay, I get about anything I get cuz your hash. How's it How's it? Feeling?

1:21:55
Okay, yeah,

1:21:56
he was search apps, just Safari.

1:22:00
You gotta get porn. Now this

1:22:03
will be pulling on Safari or Chrome and Safari.

1:22:08
Anyway, thank you, Kelly. Thanks for coming back on just finally.

1:22:14
Like 100%

1:22:16
Yeah, definitely yeah i mean he's that almost like a bit so if you go on to tell these phones there is can I communicate this to the people said is like, okay, we're going to talk about that. But like you have your porn

1:22:29
and parking fines.

1:22:38
Look how many please this person like it's between photos of people who are married. And redtube

1:22:45
so sad.

1:22:47
It really says something, doesn't it? What is your actual What do you

1:22:51
boys

1:22:53
really hot

1:22:55
2020 something that you use recently. I know people hate resolutions, but just lean into

1:23:02
a place.

1:23:02
No. I like these resolutions. I like being held accountable.

1:23:07
Look, I really, I need to learn how to cook properly, properly cooks myself, I'm spending way too much money. I'm an Uber diamond member, you don't want to know how much I spent

1:23:15
on so annoyed that I didn't get on that earlier

1:23:17
was asked me what it meant

1:23:19
to lose at least you don't want to be on

1:23:24
delivery and I get 50% of all rides, and I get a premium for a black box. Right? This conversation makes no sense because you're just talking about how you want to be the person isn't on that fucking November. I was saying earlier is another country to

1:23:40
eat more. Yeah.

1:23:41
I don't know why you'd launch a loyalty programme and then cut it off. Like Why do that? Why can't the waiting list now?

1:23:48
Because why couldn't I? Because I never got told about it.

1:23:52
It just came up on my app one day. Okay.

1:23:54
I just went so you want to cook more? Have you tried that? Because I'm doing what am I doing? 97 hellofresh. No Yeah, it's one of those it's not a

1:24:04
muscle

1:24:04
not that different option.

1:24:06
Different option it's a pre cooked meal. Yeah, it's a standard is a step towards

1:24:12
actually cooking shoot for you so apparently some way

1:24:14
Yes. No

1:24:18
calories.

1:24:19
Man wanting to kick

1:24:22
like a subject I don't need another subscription right?

1:24:26
Yeah, I think it's good what he's doing it's like pre food

1:24:30
I like I love you through to the same reason I am.

1:24:33
I feel like I ate too many of those snacks and stuff. Because literally someone was saying the other day. Yesterday they were saying you foods have a sale on so they buying heaps of the balls,

1:24:47
protein balls, they are delicious. Yeah, no, I want to learn how to cook. I've done a few cooking classes in the past just for funsies. And I really, really enjoy and I think it's a good way for me to get off a screen. It's good for my anxiety and I just enjoy it. So Definitely welcome that some more finishes goddamn book. And I really really really I want to try and get to Europe this summer I've never been to Europe if I'm not doing something I'm not like a European somehow So okay, so june july on the list Yeah. And then obviously we've got our wedding coming up. So exciting your wedding

1:25:23
funny Mr. 97 until he does Europe, Europe.

1:25:27
He's just aged my son.

1:25:30
When you go out with somebody

1:25:33
don't know come back just ate it. I totally

1:25:37
nailed me in a very short time of knowing me.

1:25:40
That was way too was quite good. I remember on the phone, just get a little vibration beans. We have to take the beans out guys. Let's wrap

1:25:50
this up. So you continuing the podcast so you got a new one with my man

1:25:54
look at still not decided. My preference is to do a new podcast.

1:26:00
But yet look Season Two might still happen we have a couple of names that couldn't make season one that it's okay to do it sorry it's not it's not a definite no but my I would love to do a show that I pitched that was sort of more something that's in line with what I'm passionate about and what I'm interested in rather than what he's interested in

1:26:20
me saying that

1:26:21
yeah mom if you if you need someone to come on our show,

1:26:25
I mean there's someone else we find you for that.

1:26:26
Yeah, can we

1:26:31
always

1:26:35
funny reference?

1:26:38
I was recording anyway about his studio.

1:26:41
Yeah, absolutely.

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Hi, the daily talk show.com his email address. Enjoy the rest of the day said Mr. guys say guys.