#260 – Sex & Housemates/
- January 14, 2019
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
Josh’s new haircut
Unboxing Josh’s death coin, the Memento Mori
Untold sex stories
The etiquette of one night stands
The Maccas hack
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conversation, sometimes worth recording. with Josh Janssen and Tommy jacket.
It's a daily Talk Show Episode 260 It's Monday it is.
And this is the the start of something. Because if you're watching, this is the start of us, actually, I mean, we feel one before we filmed two before this, but now we're legitimately going all in on filming every episode of The Daily talk show.
And I also got a haircut
you did. Not bad. I also got a haircut of my chest with that for the show. Yeah, you know, it's one of my quarterly routines. Now I get
it. Not much of it. I once had NAS or no no ne ne here removal creeley burnt my fucking whole skin off.
I remember smelling that I have I use it. I don't know. So burning you. I remember my mom using that. And there's this scent to it. I remember a few of my friends have used it on their nuts. And let's be honest, is if I go to another friend that's used on their nuts,
what does that mean? Have you you know, I haven't you know, I haven't used on my notes. You know,
here's the thing that you've got a cat. But you then need to go and see another hairdresser about the back hair that you've got protruding from your T shirt.
Well normally the hair dresses quite good though, sort of
that generates a lot like a neighbor mowing the lawn. But they'll mow your lawn as
well. The problem is though, same with the neighbors as you don't know where you meant to stop. Dun dun Hafiz back, don't just keep going down.
my hairdresser. A good friend of mine. He can joke about it is I have Holy shit. And so he your this guy has just moved into to this property and he's cut the hair. But he's left a lot of the lawn creeping out.
So it's a lovely lady. And she actually halfway through she said to me for one because you know, I've got the little fucking pimples on my head, which I was talking about.
And which we've also just said, just start washing
I always that after exercise things a new problem because I haven't been no muscle no problem. I know. And so the but she did say she's like I have you. The one thing that you don't want to hear from someone when they're in close proximity. It's like, ah, have you have you seen a doctor?
But everyone has something to say about acne. I thought
she said she said What was it? And she was from a different country. I think she was more sort of, okay with being honest. I said, I think it's just acne. I didn't want to use the words for liquid lighters, which is I think what I had
everyone like you just have off
the liquid lightest, I think is has sort of antibiotics, infections sort of undertones, which I didn't want to all of a sudden cause some sort of issue with the hairdresser's where they had to wash everything. So even if I do have the lucky lighters,
I'm not gonna say I have it would be terrible if I had HIV. Folks, you want to tell everyone know? Because I would say you know, you wouldn't tell
us you'd be like, oh, what are you going to Edinburgh? That is how
HIV is continued to spread throughout the world?
Well, it's interesting, because I'm, like, it's not a common thing. But people have HIV, they live with HIV, and you just have to tell like, if you're going name one person with HIV bond, oh, no. But I helps people with HIV knows about difference. It's like,
yeah, I knew a woman who came to the gym where I used to work and she had a job.
cuz I tell you horrible story, first person that she ever had sex with. When she was really yet a young, a young teacher, like what you know, it was on the first person, her boyfriend, and she got HIV and she's like a ambassador for
keeping strong and getting through which you can live with it. Now. I will say though, the anxiety you feel going to a hairdresser about how the hairdresser is going to respond, or what they're thinking when they're dealing with your situation, whatever it might be. is, I would say it's not it's not as bad as you think. Because when I was a personal trainer, and dealing with bodies, stretching people out and getting getting up and close, not in appropriately, but you it's almost like you look past you are a professional. And so these people it's like maybe she's just got no filter that she's just saying
Yeah, well she then and I'm gonna do it again. Now she actually started walking around and trying to get something from the from the other hairdressers. Now God's just in that drawer over there. And it was a tissue and she came up and just gave me a nice little pat on my head. Because I I feel like you're swayed abroad. I am an absolute and this is the worst part about the video. I'm doing it right now. Am I sweaty? When I was doing the when I was doing the ground up show with Matt Dave Ella wore makeup.
Well, we now doing this f5 days away. Yeah, the other
spot is, you know, some people just run a lot harder than others. Yeah. This The classic example is our girlfriends, my wife, your partner, your girlfriend. When we get in each other's cars. It's like, fuck. no air conditioning coming through the passenger side
because Brisbane in there. My wife
just flips it up as soon as the icon comes on nap. It's like it's 40 degrees outside.
Yeah, it's full on it's not ideal.
And we have we had a panel this came last week and I've appreciated your your ability to not blow your life. Like
I got this. From the P o box p o box. 400. Is it that's Victoria? three zero six, seven. Yes, we do on boxing's on the show now.
Well, well, there's a visual element. But now you've spoken about this in depth. And we got an email from a bunch of people about this. So this is the what was it called? Again? The
it's it's the MMO coin?
What is it more a mentor or something? You've got a real way of
that was back to front. You do have a bit of a momentum
your MC on the board early and you wrote MC and then went back into the debate. So here we go. Yes. Is the coin right. Can I decided to do an unboxing on the on the show? Can you pay Jackie tell people what the deal is with the coin if they haven't heard yet the episodes while I unboxing. Because we don't have mic stands if somehow this is the first episode that you've ever seen, heard or watched Josh
likes to buy things. He's bought a lot of stuff in his life, he is now to be fairies going the other way. But this is not one of those purchases. Yeah, this is a purchase where $70 was exchanged. In return for a coin and on the coin will say but the coin is to remind him that he's going to die. Which I mean, you could just say those words, or like he's his partner, he said, I can just tell you that you can fucking die. You don't need to spend $70 of our money on this.
Or Here we go. He's the resistors my receipt so it doesn't actually give the price but it says Yeah, because they don't want you to remember how much
daily stoic is where it was shipped from. Thanks to your audio order. We appreciate your business. To the memento mori medallion to one coin
Ryan Holiday is the you could say genius or the the person, the man behind people dropping 70 bucks on a coin. It's really hard to do unboxing with a microphone in one hand. But I've got you bro.
Thank you. So So what do you make of just how it's slightly cheap? How it's stored? Yeah, it's stored. It's sort of like a cardboard. I was expecting to be honest. Like a felt box.
Something a little bit. Okay, so it's like, Daddy stoic. So it's got Yeah,
it's coming from a factory. Yeah. From a warehouse society. So I'm just going to get off as well. A lot of Okay, I'm hoping for a box.
Right now. It looks like you've you've got an ornament from an ornament. It looks like you've the paper from a fish and chip shop. It's butchers paper. Okay, there's a tiny little box. Okay, this is it looks like an engagement ring. Can you please go home and troll Bry by saying Bry I've got something for you. Here we go.
Can you please do that first on the show?
So it's gone. I reckon it's it doesn't flip open. I'm going to
Yes. Here we go. I haven't even seen it yet. I can't use zoom. Okay, you know video you
can't really close to it. Yeah, fixed focus lens. Here we go. All right to it. It smells like
the smell like a little experimental kind of sniff love it. That's what we're doing. Yeah, we're smelling it smells like it smells like just
so good. Good. This is definitely one for the daily talk shows YouTube channel just go to youtube.com forward slash the daily talk show if you want to say it's video and on the back it says you could leave life right now.
Yeah, it's got a scowl on it. So you have to carry that in you
see how it sort of fits in my it's great actually fits in the little pocket with my air pods would go
Okay, so I will say that the box that has come in this is a legit ring like a wedding ring engagement ring or some kind of ring box because the coin is almost the size of the box but the coin is not fit the coins not for the slit that because it doesn't close he like but that's nice. isn't all that would be nice on the desk. That is good for the desk. I think you have that on your desk and you'll come up every time 70 bucks. Was it worth it?
Yeah, that's a good little look a little coin. Anyway, we received a few emails as well been had said digging the YouTube and the wall the wall looks bloody good. However, last cam is getting some free advertising out of this. Right paying you
or did we talk about I think I mentioned something about what I built this wall that's behind us. It's it's you built it. Well, my friend who's more handy than me built it. I smash it apart. I went and got all of this wood from old pallets. I think I have told this story. Yeah, but pellets from a supermarket wherever like a warehouse. And I brought them all back here. We pulled them up. And I just went to town breaking the pot and we've made this whole Lowes cam is a just some concrete business.
Now they're actually the this is what they do they make these. Okay, so if I was able to get rid of it and put the daily talk show something Yeah,
I reckon we need to buffer it back. As Benson said. We'll just like get rid of then just nickname email. Ben said that. So we'll get rid of that and put on the daily talk show. We have to win. This is our office. But when it's essentially becoming the studio. Yeah. So we're moving in and we're making some adjustments as we go.
And so Peter Shepherd sent us an email. Yeah. And he said, He's also loving the videos. He said that. Also for some reason. It took me back to a bit of cheese TV.
Well, I went and searched chase TV and oh my god, the nostalgia it it's amazing the feeling you get watching something from a long time ago that you spend so much time doing it.
squeegee goes in your hand it just
your you feel alive again.
You feeling 14 again, that's fishing all
but it brought back memories of getting up in the morning. Eating crumpets. And if I was if I was lucky, if I was lucky, I get croissants or
mommy's to get me to cross I think it was just like, what can I get Tommy? That will mean he'll get out of bed to actually if
I can go to school, we didn't have them and endeavor hills. However, when we hit we had a trip to Vanuatu in 2002. And after that mum started allowing me to have donuts for breakfast because she thought Lynn, that's not breakfast yet. But she said like it's better than nothing.
It's better than not eating nothing. I don't know if that is true. It's not better than eating nothing. Yeah, eating nothing.
Yeah. And so the croissants, absolutely, yeah, definitely like as you started late to class, all awesome.
Class. Oh, yes, I would have though. So and then I'd watch TV and watch. Chase TV.
Chase TV was on channel 10
I think show and it was hosted by two dudes who I've since done some googling and I've seen them on live TV again. And one of them is like a beating appropriate
live TV that that would reckon that we're talking that live studio 10. You watch that?
Yes. where he's like, I don't want you to I'm saying it is like where you're being. And he's like, you know, people are fair. The people who watched our show are most likely to be ice addicts. Seriously, and I was like, Well, those are loose unit.
I guess that happens if you're going from Mike and Nickelodeon world. It's like that Josh Peck completely changed. Drake and Josh Yeah, yeah. received another email from Josie. Josie. Thanks for the email. Josie says thanks for the shout at guys. It is pronounced like we pump. It's a this is where she lives in wafer. It's about 800 kilometers north of cans
of Queensland. Yeah, that's super higher talking tips. She says I have somewhat of a sick story. We were talking about my neighbor doing the
dirty upstairs and making a lot of noise and you could hear them.
Yeah. She said I have somewhat of a sex story, but it was about me. Not sure if it's relevant. I think it is Josie. Josie says
Well, you've gone to the effort last weekend originally.
So I was living with a housemate who was a friend of mine, and brought a guy home one night, and who she also knew we were getting down to business in my room. And after I sent him home, she she showed me that she had stood at my door and snapchat herself. So you could deliberately hear the audio and sent it to a boyfriend and our other friend. I was furious. But she couldn't understand why. Josie That's hilarious. So
that just reminded me a mate of mine. He told me Actually I went over to pick him up the not the day after. And we've been at one not and he'd gone home with a lady. But when he woke up, she was gone. But what she left behind was one shoe. And so she'd left the house. probably couldn't find him was like, Fuck this. I'm getting out of here. Yeah, this guy sleeping. I mean, he's how's it go? She
she would go into a cabo something. Just one she won. Its full on.
When I was growing up as a kid, I always liked hosting people at my house, when it comes to one night stands Do you have when you were sort of you had a much more sort of extensive exploration exploration is dating and early 20s? Yes. Would you like to host people? Or were you more of a host day?
I say What to say?
I was there was no issue for me. flexible. Let's just say I'm flexible.
Hosting. What was the house arrangement with?
totally depends if you've living with your parents is is one of the thoughts
your parents good sort of extended hosts.
know, Chris, on the athlete, you said I'm waiting to say what makes this rubber ducky. I have had some weird experiences that yet
Your mom gets these because I don't wake up in the morning.
And so now what is the what was that sort of?
I didn't have any set rules. I think you just going with the flow half the time, you probably get pissed anyway. And you know what?
You bring them home?
Oh, yeah. I mean, there's probably plenty of people who have regretted the decision to bring them home to their family home, and then waking up in the morning and then pleasantries around the breakfast table.
Really? So. Did you have situations where
that might have been suddenly, someone I know might have had a piece of peanut butter toast?
piece of ass and it's and then
but yeah, so right into that. Well, you will. But it's
It is strange. It's so fucking small was the weirdest like so what's the I mean, I had a situation yesterday where we're picking up a ball that we'd left at a friend's house.
Yes. So similar to that. Yeah,
standstill release of ass ball.
Anyway, so I decided to we were bringing our around the area and we texted our friends. Could we come around? And as we were going there, or as we sort of packing our car, other people were entering that person's house that we didn't know. Yeah. And so we ended up walking into about five bed five or six people around that we didn't know sitting around a table and we went and got the ball. And it was I don't know the similarities.
Close to none. Because you haven't just slept with a daughter. It's very true. And you haven't stayed the night without them knowing.
Yeah, so I had to I had to think on my feet. But did you have without any rules around? You know, some people put socks on their
doorknob? If you think it through that far. It's more like you're a bit sick.
Do you think?
I think share houses a different like if you only been with the basement and they like, you know could go in and jump on the bed? Or you might that might be the deal like you like yeah, in the morning or something. So I've never lived in a house where and I've lived in multiple where there's set out rules, because that sounds like a frat house. Like we like broke. If the socks on the door? You don't you know?
So what is the rules then? I don't know if it's Friday.
I think it's just I think it's calculated. I think from my experience
I'd prefer calculated
I've never been calculated in my approach to meeting women.
Making women's yes meeting women.
But I think then you need to be okay. With the ambiguity you need to be because I think that could make someone just be like, Oh, if it's not you know if
your mom and dad ever have a conversation of like, Oh, she seems nice. And there was never a day brief. I feel like if
now my mom Larry Coker I see he's a thing mom and dad was always so cool. I had like a place out the back like a room out the back like a Granny Granny Flat.
So could they enter and exit without having to actually enter the house?
Now they'd have to go around the side if that's the case, but that's not my vibe I'd rather send someone through the house and on what you've
seen your situation and what you've done
what you've done
but it's very interesting and I think my point is if if your approach is not to plan you need to be okay with things like having to have a cup of tea in a slice of pain up but a tough thing getting Lyft time from the parent from the parent well
i mean that's it there's a lot of support there from
Yeah, me would you be when they know you from the radio and Shepherd
if you were Josie would you have been upset?
Now I think JC That's what you get for being
Yes, he being loud and ahead last night there.
And where do you draw the line? If you take a shit that just so happens to be a bit noisy? Is that open sort of an open case for anyone to sort of be out of the door sort of recording.
If I was in a house, and someone had severe diarrhea I'd be at the door laughing so my one of my good mates Matt Barr, we he not so long? He's fucking name. Nothing bad, but like for instance, I would put like a flower I'd like feel myself putting flower into my hand open up the shower and just slam him with some flower original
Yeah, we were just pranking each other it's the good old days I
put a bunch of salt in my brother James's bed and I also
what the fact form because I thought it was a great prank but did you hear him like I think a great prank you get the payoff. Yeah, cuz he's. What the fuck? He ran out. Yeah, so what the fight
and then the other thing I'll do is I wouldn't make my own bed. I would tuck his in. So when you go in,
it stops your feet. It's like tucked in for a midget or something. You could you could totally go harder. I remember back in the day door friends back in the water.
From the from the doorframe, open up the doorframe back in the world would come down. I'm trying to I Saw movies and I just like as soon as I saw home alone with a set with a Macaulay Culkin sets traps for the burglars. The burglars? The burglars. He set burglars for the for the two pricks that try Robbie's house the white though the the burglars burglars There we go. Okay, so I'm going to fuck you up now with some price because you're trying to just pull me up on words. Look at for the door. I might get you back with some self
a prank sort of like we
I was talking with my brother yesterday about Daqing. Do you remember getting decked? It's not something as you get older like absolutely I would have I tried to not associate with people who act
as a general rule because like the aim of the game is to what
do you either undies or penis? I mean ideally the penalty for yeah
and then get it yeah no sorry Pinterest A p n and then number
Why? I got a friend named Dennis. I'm always trying to work he would you know when you get your name on the board? Yeah. When you were a kid if you're being naughty? Yes. And he spelled Denis de and is one in and so if you added a little line under the day, it was paying a classic trouble and so no Daqing. Yeah, it wouldn't. I reckon it's in the same category as kiss JC
guys. Yeah. Well, I think Daqing Yeah, he's a problem though. If you with if you with a mate and it's your best buddy.
Do you think the best buddy is enjoying that experience?
I think if it's non reciprocal then probably not. But the idea is like we've got a thing going where you just getting each other if you're walking up to some poor innocent little child
I'm pretending I'm a kid at the moment I wanted to add on
That's disgusting. If you're a kid and you walk up to another kid walk up to a kid who is a poor innocent child and you just conduct them and they're a bit of a loser or they're seen as someone who doesn't have any friends your piece of shit yeah, cuz he tried you being a bully but if you're in the boys are at sport to this is the problem. I've never had the boys Yeah, that's why I don't know if I want it.
Well, you can recognize could miss Johnny conspiracy Jimmy Do you think
he would fuck you up? The problem is I feel like God file
Yeah, it also does wear belts and yeah, I mean you have assist the decking situation there. Yeah, see James is twice the size of you. He's got 40 kilos more muscle than us not gonna hit
now But yeah, I guess that's the point.
Yeah, it's funny. It is funny. I think if you're on the if you're the one getting whacked that my brother told me yesterday said I got decked in the tack shop lawn full know like, all the way down just hundred people just saying everything to say my pain. Say no pain. That's the title. So I said, Do you think video in these episodes? They there's a tendency to head towards
smart. Absolutely. If we've learned anything from what have we spoken about last time was also Josie.
Yeah, well, we are bringing up what people
that I spoke about, which was the six story. Something a little bit lighter. Yeah. McDonald's.
Well, you and I bumped into each other yesterday.
I say you didn't
Yeah, we did. No. So we had no so we had fish and chips so my new what I made my guarantees and Bray and I we went in dad's got a nice Impala this sort of convertible
picture if you've ever played Grand Theft Auto the car you'd steal is almost like a really long convert. It was cool. It's see Yeah, I was loving I was like what's the engine? I said dad a few few blocky questions the paint job job sick it's like some yellow Nana yellow, but just it's a good paint job.
Anyway, we we had fish and chips was really good. Guess how much fish and chips for people? Oh,
you're looking at 20 bucks a head?
More or less? It's about right 75 or something
ridiculous. I cry like fish and chips. And
if you're not from Australia, like that's, that's traditionally been the el cheapo
it's potato fried. It's a piece of shit.
So he fish fry fried. And what other fried bits did you go Friday you and dad wanted to do me? Good.
But I know that it will just can if Richie if you're watching Can you just make sure you sunscreen you face next time you driving because you took off those speed dealers?
Well, we did have a bit of a remark.
It was like a sun like mobile master hat. No, she was upset and the thing was a double problem I'd
lost my hat previously would turn around and turned around for but the thing was it was on a big intersection. The
mom was moping the whole hallway back but now McDonald's and said what when did McDonald's come in?
Well, we decided we should have anytime I'm around my parents bad habits. And so we're like oh, does anyone want an ice cream? And that's it. I couldn't have a cone. Yeah, he said Should we get four cones? which sort of sheets me because he's trying to like Tell me what I need it like having should we have four kinds?
Well it was in the back saying it's better than nothing.
Well, I didn't want I didn't want a cone. And so we went to brain I think the car is so big that that was worried about getting stuck in the drive
up worried the things 770 meters
long so we decided to bring in I went in and we used to the the show described Yeah, and they've got a crunchy mic flurries so I got dad one sort of standard card with a flight but then when it came to the crunchy McClory normally what brain I do is we get Oreo MC Flurries and we add fudge yes they weren't ombre yeah they weren't allowing fudge there was no they said it was out out of like sold out.
Okay, that's fair if that will just say notified
however, we were doing the crunchy crunchy order. And I I saw that there's a button on there which says special request or whatever. Chocolate soft serve. We heard about this.
I know we've had McDonald's in other in other countries do it
I did in France. So if you told me that so in France, I had a chocolate
soft sir. And I had done the chocolate soft serve previously in Australia and it just came out in a normal way. Anyway. So Bry had decided to add Oreo to a crunchy match.
I just realized wait in the middle of another food diary because this is this is
a couple of minutes getting wrapped up by Mr. 97. The web words about that. Oh, vitamin last night he said long story short Bry went up to the counter to ask about the hot fudge thing. Little did she know that I was trying a little life hack where when they didn't give me the choc soft serve. I was then going to say, hey, just just put a chocolate fudge on it. Anyway Bry was fucking up by saying she went up and preempted and said, Hey, can we get choc fudge on them? And I was saying no, because I knew that I was going to be able to get it for free later I didn't want to pay. And so we ended up having this occasion because Bray said You said you want to chuck fudge, why don't you just want it now. I said just wait. And then I turned it and it worked. So I ended up and thing is break a little squirt of hot fudge because I'd shown the guy this thing of like a I'm like I should have chocolate ice cream like what are you talking about? And I went and showed them?
So there's a bit of a hack. Yeah, so then we're getting wrapped up in jelly
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