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Tommy Jackett: [00:00:00] Very low barrier to get into the ground spot.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:07] We're committed to do the daily talk show for 10 years. I had guys
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:11] in the calendar
Josh Janssen: [00:00:13] just like to check the temperature in the room. I told you my squeegee
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:16] story,
Josh Janssen: [00:00:20] the daily talk show episode 1004
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:23] it's fat Friday. How are we everybody?
Josh Janssen: [00:00:26] Uh, I'm good. Thank you for asking. Uh, just before we had some snitch or, uh, rolls
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:33] burgers. Wow. The sum of the five people you hang around and you're also the snitzel of the five. I saw it.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:41] I saw her actually a bit of a criticism of, um, Scott Galloway, who is, um, the guy who wrote the four.
You know, the, um, the book, that's all about Amazon and Apple. And I heard if he's
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:52] going to be here
Josh Janssen: [00:00:53] and he did a tweet in the big four, the big four, the big four,
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:58] the, before not the big four holiday park. You go with your fam, is that a thing? Yeah, man. Five flags famous for their inflatable sort of big pillow that you can jump on.
I went to a big four by Michelle, what country?
Josh Janssen: [00:01:13] Australia. Okay.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:15] Anyway. And so tech companies.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:17] Yeah, so he's got some great, um, he's got a podcast, um, cold at the, uh, prof J show and he said, perfect. Is he a professor? Yes, he is. He was actually great.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:30] And you'd be an absolute poser day. Call yourself the professor actually, uh, I take that back.
Who is the professor who is this trick basketball player on YouTube? He just goes to basketball courts and just smashes most people, but he can like dribble through people's legs and like fakes and he's really good. Anyway, he's called the professor,
Josh Janssen: [00:01:51] I think. Can he do, can he make a free throw?
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:55] He's a freak anyway.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:58] Yeah. So, um, what, so people cracked it about this. So he, uh, he did a tweet saying you constantly want to be upgrading your peer group. You want to hang out with smarter, more successful, more interesting high character people because you will rise or fall to the level of your peer group, hashtag prof, G pod hashtag office hours.
And, um, people cracked it. Sorry. What's hashtag office hours. I think it's just, uh, you know, people open office hours or like office hours where it's like, you can ask me a question sort of thing or yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:39] Hashtag office hours. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:43] Anyway, so, um, some people have, um, cracked it, one guy, which I like it. A one to a Twitter account says, you're right.
Sorry, Scott, I need to cancel our dinner this weekend. Someone else said, uh, Uh, paid em, uh, Mo uh, Mullock president, CEO of creative planning, whatever it is, it looks like some sort of VC fund. He says, Aw, you can ha ha sorry. Or you can hang out with people you love and respect friends. Aren't cars. I'm a fan, but this is a terrible tight to kind of imagine choosing friends based on how smart or successful they are.
Yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:23] it's pretty robotic to be thinking that like, if I think you can understand if you have some sort of, uh, dead whites, dead white mites that, but like for instance, there's people you grow up with. It's really hard. Like if you grew up with, if you had some tight friendships growing up and. You've kind of distanced yourself slightly, but they might not think that, like, I know one person, for instance, that's over the years acted like it's old days.
It's like, Oh God. And then the type of person they might be might not be someone. It feels all harsh. This is the thing. This is what these people who are thinking about this are going into and then thinking, but I'll make Timmy is. That's funny and pretty hard to leave and he's just getting by and I'm one of his good mates.
Josh Janssen: [00:04:13] And so the thing is, do you feel like you have to be the old version? I feel like you need to share a bone if you no, I would not share a song with him. Absolutely. No, during COVID definitely.
longs are pretty disgusting. I've never had a phone, but I just like the, when I see it in film and television, it's it's, uh, it
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:38] doesn't look good. I mean, if you're still doing bongs, you can get out of fashion with emotion, hot smokers. Uh, I think get to a point where they're like normal bongs. Really no more box.
Like I even said no more bongs and I was 15. So what is it? What is it? I have my last and I was like 16 or 17 and then I was done. Cause I'm like, what they do to me after one isn't is too much.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:09] And so the idea is that the marijuana goes at the bottom, uh, in like a little,
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:15] you guys, any cone piece out of the, uh, Do
Josh Janssen: [00:05:18] we need to do, and then you light it or whatever.
I'll get my bond.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:23] He's just got one. She's a part of fat Friday, but we'll get to this. This is something we're having for fat Friday, but picture this is, is the bottle picture. This is the plastic bottle and you have a pot that sticks into the side of it and you have a cone pace, and that's where the that's the way the marijuana goes.
And then where do you light it? So the, the pipe goes down into the water. There's half of the water in the bottle and you light it at the copay.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:51] And so the idea is that the.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:55] What's a hateful note, what I'm doing,
Josh Janssen: [00:05:57] what is that like? Trying to get it down.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:59] I don't know. It's just, anyway, there comes a time where people stop doing blogs, but then there's some people that are pushing through and maybe they love it.
And
Josh Janssen: [00:06:09] you can do what you want. Seems like a bit of a subculture, I guess
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:11] it's definitely a less, uh, if we're talking status and we're talking sort of, you know, the people you're hanging around the bong community is a different vibe. I think. Yeah, maybe it's different in Los Angeles where it's legal and it's maybe changed the way people saw these apparatuses.
They don't even sell them. You can't buy them here as bombs anymore in Australia. They like pop plant one, one Rose in your, in your, in your bank anyway. No. Good. That's my box.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:44] Um, so fat Fridays, you've got some sort of purple-y looking drink. Oh yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:49] So today the theme for fat Friday is. What is that
Josh Janssen: [00:06:56] asthma?
Yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:58] who's going to have an Asher attack first,
Josh Janssen: [00:07:01] so you've got much purple Phanta.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:05] a purple Milky drink and a purple purple. Gosh, my life is centered purple in the middle. So the
Josh Janssen: [00:07:14] only one that doesn't interest me at all is the milk.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:16] Yeah. I knew you wouldn't like there's an actually dairy. I don't, I have no idea that this is from the types of market cross the road.
It says you can get
Josh Janssen: [00:07:25] coconut sugar from there, by the way it says
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:27] Miku. Am I KKU I'm sure that's not how you say it. Um, look, to be honest, I can't read Thai. Yeah. Uh, so I'm going to give you the Phanta and you have that
Josh Janssen: [00:07:40] couple and crop.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:42] I have problem. And I'm going to try this cause it looks like it's meant to be milk.
Okay. Um, Oh, ideas. So it smells
Josh Janssen: [00:07:51] nice. It's Berry Phanta Oh, hang on. Here we go. Ready?
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:55] Hmm. Wow. Holy moly. Can you please try. It's not you Milky milk. It's like it made first before. Like Nikta not even Nick to imagine like a fruit that goes in a Milky looking
Josh Janssen: [00:08:15] bar that was disgusting seeing a bubble form on the top of the whole season, have a hover.
I can't hover and some not hovering guy. All right. Let me just get a straw, actually.
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:25] Okay. Gotcha. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Come back in. It's just so swayed. It's almost like jelly for you've said. Yeah, that's sweet. It's very,
Josh Janssen: [00:08:42] um, yeah, it has a sort of a thick consistency. Yeah. Let me just try
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:48] that and mean, this is probably a delicacy in Thailand. What's that? What is that? What have you? What's the Phantom line? Purple Zappos in a can.
Wow. Let me try it again here. It's crazy. What they put in drinks? Isn't it. Sorry. It's through my keys.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:08] It's got like a funky taste though, too.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:14] Rotech all right, here we go. Hmm. Wow.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:19] Very similar though.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:21] How crazy it tastes, dude, taste buds, taste bads, just tasting. My brother knew a girl who couldn't taste really lost sense of taste, weird flakes, but no, it wasn't even, it's like it's a bit fucked up.
Oh, look at these. What about your weight clouds? Look at these little
Josh Janssen: [00:09:39] clouds. Okay. So these are the, um, uh, marshmallows. So have a look, push them down. I think I could get around the marshmallows. Don't you think? Oh,
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:49] look at it. You open it up.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:53] Oh, my God that looked revolting. So the, the nice sort of pink purple packaging, but it almost looks like a bug has eight and its white through the marshmallow.
God, I'm not going to buy it. I'm not going to reveal the insights.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:08] It looks like something. I've Dr. Pimple popper. Have you seen that Instagram page? Yeah. I mean they just, it's definitely not as sickening as the other. The other five fibers. Um, anyway, back to Scott Galloway. Yeah, friends it's uh, the, the work thing, the reason he brought it up was because we spent a lot of time in this office.
Lot of time around the four people within this business. I mean, there's four of us, so it's like, Uh, we've run out of our, how many more we got each, we've got two more outside of the three others in the building. And so we were, I walked up to the, the chicken section in the deli in Safeway, and I said, can I have a snitzel thanks.
And I fucking didn't mean to. That's fine. You didn't say no. I said, no, that's fine. Snitzel just says snitching, but I butchered it. He normally say it snitching. Is that how you normally say you can snitch? I ain't going, I don't even
Josh Janssen: [00:11:22] know how to say it anymore. So this is the problem. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:26] But George did the same thing.
How do you say ? How do you say
Josh Janssen: [00:11:32] snitch? Chicken schnitzel see justice, Mitchell. And so we've been joking about it and now we've actually been sanctioned at shore
snitzel. Gallo. I wouldn't be happy either to upgrade your, uh, your P group. Now.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:53] I bet we put out just the one thing I won't stoop to a and I will not stoop as low as Jess when it comes to pranks her practice. Actually, no, I did stupid as low as that. A lot of chicken, the theme of this business this week is chicken.
Yeah. Yeah. Can we talk about the chicken
Josh Janssen: [00:12:14] foot? Yeah. Yeah. Well, so I'm working on a project at the moment. Uh, just the, the stress of getting it all done. I don't like a lot of the stuff that we do day to day is a lot of, um, real people in their workplaces in, in real life situations. And so product staff.
Whilst we do a good job of it. At the end of the day, it's a little bit more stressful because there's more moving parts. And one of them is you need to organize hand models for holding devices or whatever it is that you're filming, because you can't use these exactly. You can't use my toe thumps. So anyway, thumbs,
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:48] my hairy hands.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:49] So I was working on that. I was trying to work out who I could get as a hand model. Yep. And Jess says to me, she was in the kitchen. That's what you said. Hey, did you end up sorting out the hand model model? And I said, Oh no, I've actually got one for you. And then she came over to me and hit me in the face with a foot, from a chicken, a raw chicken foot.
And I just, I didn't know how to react, you know, what it was as soon as you saw it. Oh yeah. I just, yeah, it just, it didn't look, didn't look right. And so I, um, I just sort of reacted. I heard from
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:28] downstairs, I was coming up the stairs. And I thought something bad had happened. I thought,
Josh Janssen: [00:13:37] Oh, that would be so annoying. But it's like hearing when 3d deal cutoff our feast in the kitchen, a real, a real
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:44] incident. This was just a dead chicken foot. And so when went in 15
Josh Janssen: [00:13:50] cents from, yeah, exactly. So anyway, we are Safeway,
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:54] whatever it's changed the name. So halfway, it was great. Did they get acquired or something?
I
Josh Janssen: [00:14:01] don't know. It's countdown in, uh, New Zealand, New Zealand,
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:06] um, can buy beer at the countdown. Interesting. Like the, one of the, so a lot of them have liquor land, not do that. No. A lot of them have got liquor lands connected to the Woolworth's, but in New Zealand, One of the Isles is an alcoholic inside of the Canada's as that yeah.
Section, why can't the others do it? I reckon they're a part of liquor land something's going on there.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:29] I think the same company. Yeah. So I guess I probably just want to have like a separate, it's probably a good way of sort of separating out the businesses potentially. But, um, when we were on a shoot yesterday, Uh, that did that.
The foot thing came up when you and I were going to get coffees and we saw a butcher. And so we actually went to the butcher and asked if they had. Any chicken fate, because what we were planning on doing was taking the chicken feet because Jess had pranked me with it. And with the chicken feet or fought, maybe just one, I think would have done the trick, the chicken foot.
Into her bag during the back. And so when she made go to a handbag, she would find a chicken foot.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:14] I'm glad it didn't pan out because it turns out that in sell chicken fate at this, get this, uh, this establishment
Josh Janssen: [00:15:21] and George, I was talking to George about it this morning about what we were going to do.
And, um, he's our, um, the moral compass of the business.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:32] Yeah. Yeah. I can definitely imagine him getting. He could get caught up with us. But I think if we asked him, I think he'd give us his true
Josh Janssen: [00:15:40] opinion tomorrow. This is what Tommy and I were going to do. He's like, ah, yeah, I'm glad you didn't lie. Maybe it's like a little bit more mean than what dude.
Well,
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:49] inside of isn't it in bag? Like, like not in plastic, like if it was just,
Josh Janssen: [00:15:56] which is
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:56] what we're going to do, it would be, but if you're up for prank and people, you gotta be up for being pranked.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:02] And also the other thing too, is. Pranking is, you know, as they say in the finance industry, it's like compound interest.
You need, the prank needs to get bigger and bigger as you go. Right? Like it's sort of, wow. Don't
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:16] you agree? Well, it's getting back
Josh Janssen: [00:16:18] for the prank, someone with less than what was pranked. It doesn't cancel it out. Doesn't the aim of the game is to cancel it out. And so we didn't do that, but you. Had an idea.
When we discovered a smell in the office, I
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:34] was downstairs and I hear someone talking about maybe brace it. Is there a smell in the bin? And then all of a sudden I'm getting blamed for Jessie's chicken foot because I put it into the bin. Like I wrapped it up and put it into the bin. And I just saw, it was a bit rich to be honest, getting blamed for the smell of the chicken for that she bought.
I said to her seven tanks. I said to her several times, I said to her, this is like, you've walked into a village with somebody that you just killed and you've dumped them on the floor, said, there's my victim. And then I was like, Oh, I guess I should put that over there. and then the whole town gets sick from this dead carcass.
And then I'm blamed for the sickness of the town. Okay. You know, that's how it felt. Okay. It was
Josh Janssen: [00:17:20] medieval shit. All right. And so, um, anyway, uh, you had the great idea, Jess and Bray were going to get coffee just as car is currently out the front, rather than in the garage. Cause we've been using the garage with some stuff.
And so anyway, uh, we never get parking fines out the front. It's good, but it's always a risk.
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:41] And so, I mean, tell he got a car towed from the
Josh Janssen: [00:17:44] street, but she's not in her own car, even worse. Mate's car
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:50] rangy. Wasn't which isn't as bad as a Paki fondant. I think you're kidding. No, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry. Isn't as bad as a speeding, finding you mate's car. Okay. Because the speeding fine takes time to get there. You go and pay to get your car out of the tote. Packing fine is much better.
Josh Janssen: [00:18:07] The car impounded and removed from where you left. It is not
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:10] the most annoying, but in terms of points, um, you can, you can do it without your mate Noey.
So if you take your friend's car out and get a parking fine, you don't have to tell them. Because you've got the parking fine. You pay it speeding. Fine. It goes, they have to declare who's. Yeah. Like there's also
Josh Janssen: [00:18:30] parking fine. Better parking fine is better than getting
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:35] a car tire. Yeah, absolutely. Getting car towed is the pits.
It's the top of the, yeah. Less annoying ones for your friend is what I'm saying.
Josh Janssen: [00:18:43] Yeah. I've nearly had my, I got like a, I parked in a Cape clear, just got a big, fine. Be fun. Yeah. Rather than towed, which I appreciate it. Actually. I was like, you know what? That is a better outcome. Yeah. Even if it was a little bit cheaper to pick up the car, Yeah, just the, the idea of it feels quite, and I'm intrusive to think that your car's been picked up by a
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:02] truck.
Isn't, there's nothing like seeing a tow truck driving along and just in the back of this car is just going wheel, wheel
Josh Janssen: [00:19:09] wheel because
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:10] the alarms are going off anyway. Anyway, so Jesse's cars down on the street and I had the great idea that, um, we should put a fake parking, fine on her car. As a kid, I actually bought from the, um, one of those just right.
What do they like? Southland what's new had like a, a book, a booklet of fake parking fines. And I put them in my street. It's
Josh Janssen: [00:19:35] a, it's such a cheap and easy, um, hack real in any way. So it wasn't just the parking fine. You decided to, uh, have the paper, but inside the paper, it was sort of folded up. Was the chicken foot, the old one chicken foot.
The joke is sort of on you because you're sort of laughing Miller ha getting back at her. Yeah. And I sort of said to George I'm Mike isn't Tommy sort of losing cause he has to, he's gone through the
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:58] beam now. That's all right to get there. You got to go above and beyond. If I go and get a clean chicken foot.
I'd have no problem. Yeah, exactly. Clean chicken.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:07] And so you've got the rotten chicken, right. Which I
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:10] didn't touch it. The beam was actually clean. You'd
Josh Janssen: [00:20:13] be used the Stanley knife. Is that going?
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:16] Okay, Clayton. That was just to cut the bag open, but anyway,
Josh Janssen: [00:20:22] did it get the reaction you hoped for?
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:24] Uh, not what I wanted.
I, I can't like Jason, if you're listening, come down, I'd like to get your, her your thoughts. Um, but I don't know because she kind of reacted and then she saw it and gave a little scream, but she's jumpy, Jess, like as she, as she, and then she went and put in the bin, but she did have a reaction. And then she came up the stairs and I.
Clock that, or like a chicken as she walked in and she showed us. So it's kind of it all evened out where even Jess, no more jokes, please.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:57] And no more pranks. Yeah, maybe a prank. I was saying, um, uh, to our mate, Mick, I was like, you don't see as many pranks
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:06] pranking, random people is
Josh Janssen: [00:21:08] shit. YouTube sort of pranking things bad, but just pranking amongst your mates.
Surely there's, um,
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:17] a time that it's like bongs, they stop
Josh Janssen: [00:21:19] at some point. Yeah. No, but there's definitely a pranking sort of community. I like the idea of pranking, but there is the risk of, um, just pissing people off. Like if people are on edge, pranking is not the nicest feeling, is it like, so the pranks around like, Oh, you got a parking fine.
Or like the person at the other end doesn't feel good. No, I know what you mean. You're going to tip water on justice, head from, with a bucket.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:47] It was a Jack. I would never do that. That'd be so annoying and she loves her clothes fashion, and that would fuck her up. But, um, no, I don't think it, or it's better to prank people when they're good.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:00] You know? Good mentally.
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:01] Yeah. You don't want to blank prank. Uh, when she's at a 30, well, you know, what do you mean? 30 out of a hundred. Oh, when she's at a 30? Yeah. Okay. Is that what she's at today? She was at 40 yesterday. So we don't know. And I mean, I thought she seemed good today. Yeah. So I'll prank it.
Just do your analysis if they seem over a 60 practice. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:24] Okay. Yeah. I mean, there is
some annoying isn't it? Um, I don't mind a bit of pranking. Uh, anyway,
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:37] that's the prank show. That's been the daily talk show. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:39] Uh, if you want to send us an email hi, at the daily talk show.com. If you have any ideas of what we should be doing for fat Friday. Okay.
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:49] Giant size gummy bear. I wouldn't mind one of those, or if you've seen something that you're like, that's messed up.
I wouldn't try that, but I know the guys would. Send that.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:58] Yeah, there's gotta be, I mean, there's definitely the, um, you know, you hear about like the one kilo burritos or the one kilos when you saw the one kid,
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:06] there was one at, um, Madmax years ago, smashed up, got a t-shirt didn't want the tissue. Yeah.
There's nothing more annoying that when you do something and then you get something you don't
Josh Janssen: [00:23:15] want. Yeah. Well it's more for the, for the gloating, isn't it? Yeah. Not for the bloating. Uh, anyway, enjoy the rest of your Friday guys. See you Monday. Say
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:24] guys.