- September 8, 2019
It’s Weekend Banter! Today we chat about why fine amounts are so specific, gronk cards, getting let off from fines, and doing the show live from an AusPost sorting facility.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
– Fine amounts and penalty units
– Gronk Cards
– Getting let off easy with police fines
– Josh’s laptop
– Doing the show live from a sorting facility
– Container ships
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 449. weekend Banta Sunday. Feeling good. You might be the coffee. That's just perked me right up. I think it's the being in nature. Ah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, some say that we were out filming second season of our planet a second, you know, second feature length documentary series because you I told you about the behind the scenes of our planet where they basically filmed the cinematographers and the directors who would go into these crazy places around the world. Yeah. And film, like animals and nature. Yeah, I reckon it's actually better than our planet. I reckon it's better than because David Attenborough narrates this one. You just don't see him in it. But he just got dragged into the video booth. Have you seen it? Because I've seen Planet Earth Oh, sorry. That's what I mean. No, no, I think it is. But I think our planet are you saying is a different thing. Yeah, so our planet is Netflix's Planet Earth and then baby safe.
Actually, then I've only seen Aplin it because
I watch Netflix on that. No other subscription. And sometimes I will watch a cheap movie on iTunes. Really? I'll rent it. I rented one. But then I am it only gives you 48 hours I didn't have time to watch the whole thing. Why did you pay for it? That's the thing. the only the only reason I mean it makes sense you when you have time to watch a movie you browsing and then you press go and then you yet watch and then if you cut out halfway or if you just like I'm too tired, then you've got 48 hours you can watch it the next night we've done that. Well. It's not too dissimilar to how I guess blockbuster or video easy used to work. I mean, those words quite foreign to you, Mr. 97, blockbusters, or and I remember going to blockbuster movie land. Not many land was like
yeah, we had movie theatre.
Rotten It was quite good. Why get they always had those blockbuster they always had those like square stands and that always have lollies and treats in the couch. So you still remember going but you're not VHS No, no, definitely
would have been blu ray as well.
It's crazy. I think it wasn't that long ago with the Netflix like the deliver it the mail delivery. I mean, basically. I mean, how many people in Australia did that? No one in Australia? Well, there was no Netflix DVD service, but there was quick flicks. Yeah. Which is when I got the credit, like people coming after me with that cold.
Today collect is yet
so blockbuster fucked out when they were having that meeting, which is that famous storey about whether they were going to invest in going down the streaming path, and they opted out of it. And their businesses now folded? How you know, it's a convenience store. It feels like there would have been many, many conversations. Yeah, because I guess there is the argument that there are
The ones that survive for a bit longer than the others the video stores they definitely weren't just doing videos. You were there for the ice cream for the lollies were mainly food I mean I was mainly there for the movie Yeah, I always just thought it was too expensive it's like the cinemas now but the the fine thing it used to be a big a big thing like you you return a overnight rental light and you get whatever is it just how did they used to do was a night like that? I know. It's bizarre that but who comes up with these figures? So Mr. 97, I sent you something and it was a photo I took the other night where I pack going to the gym. It's it's a little bit of why I'm one of those folks that drives to the gym. But then I get pitched when I have to walk further than I need to like all the parks out I mean how far I've taken 500 minutes
but I've got there in the car. I just I just hope for the rock star car back
Get out go and do my exercise back in Do you have to? It gets annoying if you need to drive to check the first car park and then backtrack now no backtracking sorry I drive past and if I get it I always get one up near this back. So did you get me almond milk or normal milk? I got your normal milk now. I'm feeling a little bit Flemmi. It's it's probably just a thick hot chocolate. I think it'd be the same it was I'm sorry but I just you might have notified me that I could hear it anyway so I walk past this train line this train bridge and there's a sign and on the sign is like basically telling gronk not to throw rubbish over down onto the track area because there is like a there is there is an old it looks like something out of the library from my primary school. It's so old that people dumb shit. It's fucking disgusting. Anyway, how much Mr. 97 What does it say on that photo the sent you. dumping rubbish is illegal. Yeah, spot finds
$117 seems cheap.
So who's firstly? 370 bucks and kind of cheap. Do you actually like rubbish? If you get caught just lobbing a fucking laptop or some old bloody Josh intelli Ray projection teli straight over. You just are at my 370 and back. But then who actually comes up with this? Do you know?
Sorry, I'm in croissant. Now I don't. So I look this up. Sorry, sorry, I put this on to my Instagram account. And I actually got sent a message from Lydia. I don't know lady, but she she's come with the goods. And she said the state government I believe a certain number of penalty units for different offences. So my take of that is I've got like a tally system. And you'd probably like do some checkboxes. It probably is this old school where they using pencil and they check a few and then at the end it can spit
Based on a few boxes that have been checked, yeah, the number of the fine. So that's where you get obscure finds like 317 bucks. Well, yeah, well, the thing is here, the current value of a penalty unit is $165 and 22 cents, right? So what are what's a penalty unit? So it must be. So if you're looking to establish a if we're going to want to enforce some kind of gronk fine for someone who leaves an empty toilet roll, and then proceeds to put a full toilet roll doesn't take off the empty one and replace it with a full one. They just put the full one on top of one. Someone did it. Also, I think it's outside of our circle. We were We were guests. We were infiltrated by gronk. Yeah. And they pulled the gronk move on us. Okay. Maybe they didn't know the show. So the point is nice.
For that kind of a fine you've got okay. Who's it affecting? Maybe that's one penalty unit maybe that have lost
writing system for what the what the thing? What it takes into account so rubbish certain criteria. Rubbish gets one. Where's the rubbish? Is it onto a private property or is on to a public land or like to have a gronk system to work out? What is it cold unit? What is what is it cold?
It's a penalty unit penalty to us. Yeah. Okay, it would be good to work out within the office and penalty unit. Yeah, I appreciate that. So you mentioned kitchen area, yeah, one penalty unit if it goes down on the kitchen area, and then it gets on to like what actually happened. So what really amazed how many penalty units is something happening in the bathroom, so you get one for being in the bathroom and then it's there's
to be more trouble than I the amount of things I hear. That would reduce the unit, things that reduce the unit. So let's say the person that
So maybe two pencil units for a person that puts a on a three Penry units Okay, there's a guy who's gonna listen bathroom one penalty you know, because that's where the crime went down that's where the gronk crime went down. Second is not taking off the empty toilet roll because it was just there and useless third pen of the unit, then putting the toilet roll and just seeing it on top not even sideways you have to physically grab it. So that's a third pins were unit and if they leave a shit stain on the toilet, fourth, so what are we looking at there? How much is that? Fine? I have 60 What is it hundred and 65 bucks per unit. So each unit has the same price does it? Yeah. Was it been Lauer's just sent? No, no, it wasn't been. We by the end of the show, we will name the person who 660 Tommy and 88 cents that guy's What? $660 and 98 cents.
units. Yeah, we could actually start
We make money through the podcast by having some sort of gronk system. I love it. What about cards? This is a little bit guerrilla marketing. Yeah, ish. What about the idea of cards that say like gronk move? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we call that gronk behaviour. And so we have cards and so if you did a shit Park, you've been submitted to, you know, the gronk gronk behaviour or whatever. Yeah, it will be mentioned on the daily talk show. Yeah. I love it. I love it. So first of all came to mind was you like a funny video? Ryan john in referees outfit because he's the game show host guy. Yeah. But he has some real age Mike Whitney.
As gronk legit hard cards. And they are our blue. And so
you get blue. You get gronk cotton, blue, blue cars, which is branding and then you've got
For anyone listening and trying to work out blue is my favourite colour so if you had been taking note over the last 400 plus episodes or they could have been purple because that's Josh his favourite colour.
So blue and then gronk breezes grain by the way Oh, that's cute. I know you asked and I said sort of neutral colours and he said beige and I page. I mean you guys are funny because you yours is purple you don't. I've never seen you ever use or wear anything that is purple and green Bry I don't know. I don't do you have green clothes already? And
I Okay, fair. But once you're once again Blue Blue. I mean, it's so much easier. I can wear blue jeans like my light blue stuff that I've got. It's more of a basic you went for a safe answer. No, just like I like.
I like shades of blue. Like I like this blue that was so happy when I came back and you guys did decide on the blue. I was like, what would be something that you would buy in the colour purple rather than blue. Nothing.
spray can. Sometimes there's some really nice like, a black and blue, black and purple. Now there's like this like, really light purples. Anyway, we're off the gronk card. So the blue cards, and we've got Ryan, john scaring the CBD looking to hand out a gronk card. And that's great. And so then what happens is, like you said, each of these gronk moves gets handed to somebody, and this will be mentioned on the daily talk show. And so it's a moment of the week where Ryan comes back, and we do once once a week. It's a lot was a lot of work for on. But I'd like him. Yeah.
I mean, if we start with Ryan and see where it goes, so we started in the CBD or something. Well, I mean, it's quite easy because you could just easily find someone who flicks a CD but who just dropped some spits may could get aggressive with our next week we'll be in Sydney. We could do a Sydney gronk edition and I didn't like the
Go to the tourist hotspot. Yeah, yeah. gronk News. I mean, the problem is, when it comes to printing, the thing that's gotten us in the past has been short term. Short deadlines. Yeah, we like things to get done quick. Yeah. But quick turnaround ends up costing more. Yeah. And so that's the only concern I have at this point is the cost. Yeah. Anyway, so we should actually do it. Mr. 97. Have you found out any other finds in Victoria that obscure costs? Well, I've I've never heard of this but fat arming. When you leave your arm hanging out of the window in the car cost you $325 fat. He calls it fat arming. It's on the government website on the government website. So when you drive in a lie you say, Man, I've been army fat.
Fat I'm quite a bit.
I can judge my arm Victorian Police Department dictionary comes up first and what is the urban
dictionary site what's the cruise down the street in the car with the window rolled down with your arm hanging out the window making your muscles look big.
Government is using urban dictionary to work out what they're going to be. Next I'll be charging people for damning and
I hope that you'll be done.
Much how much her dad? She didn't charge for that one unit. Yeah, one unit. Well, this was the interesting thing, which I never actually completely worked out. But I watched a current affair a few months ago, expose on dabbing, no, not on tapping on being in the car. And that was saying, you basically can't even be drinking or eating while in the car, drinking, food, anything anything. You can't have a hand off the wheel and be doing something and then what happens with some company like backers, who just supplies food into the car window. And as if you don't just have to have a little sippy a coke before you just put it down.
You're in the car. I'm saying their their businesses, they're encouraging this stuff and it makes it feel like it's okay when you Yeah, maybe you have a look up in the Victorian what the Victorian laws are. Because in this area where we are in Abbotsford, there are police cyclists with like, lycra and they're pulling people over like they're riding very slowly it seems like an extremely inefficient way of doing things well or efficient because you don't see them coming. They're like link editors and then they just pop out and just on your window and you you've been down for $415 for being on your mobile device wall in your in your vehicle. It's hard I wonder how it go talking my way out of it. No, no, no, no, no way. The dude who on it? Yeah, the dude I got my I was my I said something about my family. As that man I've just got
a South African. I'm a das
Thank you. But they know how they show they don't fucking liar helping people anyway. I mean, what are you going to talk about you just you doing the wrong thing. And that's why I had to cover the chin. The one other one that I got done was driving. So I took off from the satellites. And we just finished doing an interview podcast with Craig harbour, this was way back, YY back, and I'd taken off and I was like, just hit 230, which is school zone. And the fracking snakes. I was on the opposite side of the school, the kids weren't out. And I just accelerated, not even thinking and then all of a sudden I say cop on the road is just like this. I was like, my heart just sank because I didn't I still hadn't worked in it, but I done them being a kid. Oh, yeah, I should have driven through it. But I pulled in, right. And I was like, Oh, no, but the fact was, I don't I don't quite get it. Yeah. And so I went in the window as he's walking looking at lint. I found out
What's the problem he made? Well,
I said I would have said it nicely. I said, I'm sorry. What's the problem here? It's still not Yeah. You still good attitude? No, no, it was I was tell me how did you say? I promise you I was fucking really upset. upset you say? I said excuse me What what? What's the problem me like I was acting up job sound like it now that's exactly right. But what he did was he held the thing on his fucking coat and he just said
the time of day like he said he started recording and so he turned on a recording device. But it seemed like only because I went out and interacted that he thought okay, this could be fucking, you know, this could be on I could have I could just blow up and he's documenting it. So clearly you were aggressive. I 100 the same wasn't aggressive. 100% Sophie, I was silky
But I wasn't always like I'm trying to understand what it was Rhonda because if you're a cop you've got like room to move you could be checking a good check your tires, he could get you real good. Well, yeah if you're a smart ass that's why you can't but then all cops now record everything. So it's like if they doing solids for people like Hackett like a mate of mine was driving and he shouldn't have been driving and he'd had a few drinks and he got pulled over. And he was with his brother, and they made them get out. And they fact with them, they were like, okay, now I need you both. I need you to do 10 push ups. And I started making him do push ups. And really how long ago was this was years and years ago when we were young when we're young.
And they just they were like, no worries. All right, so yeah, I just
I'd be lost. Many would I have to do I just go I just what's the what's the
kettlebell swings or kettlebell the I had a friend the other day that were in a country town went from one speed limit to another get you and she got pulled over they had a alcohol What is it called? breathalyser and she's like hot thought must have been speeding been knew that I wasn't you guys are no you were you were going 20 kilometres over the speed limit. I'm trying to work if she's pissed, yeah. And so, but he went back to the car did a check and he said I'm giving you a warning. You are very lucky you have no other record of speeding fact that's good. That's good. So but
like that is pure luck at that point. And what what is what is allowing that, in that case that person to get off versus someone else? It's just like a likeable face. I think it has to be
cop has to be the cop wanting just to be okay. Because then you're assuming that the person can break the person break the cop. I think there's just some who are friendly set like it's just some humans that are nicer than others. And the same guy that was made to do the push ups was once caught on. They got pulled over speeding. And the guy said, You're going blah, blah, blah. And he said, luckily, he said, Show me Show me the gun that says that. And the guy hadn't didn't have the guy. He didn't have it registered on the gun so like, so you go, boom, it's not a camp, they don't take a photo. It just registered or registers your speed. And then you can say, yeah, and he was I have this time. I don't think it's probably I mean,
it was like always ask always.
I know that people would ask for their photo, the photo getting cold if they've gotten caught speeding or whatever. Yeah, you can you can actually know that.
You to show you the online you can log into the websites if you get done through red light camera. And you can i think i think you actually have to pay it look that up. Do you have to pay to obtain the red light camera photo? That's what I think you'd have to. I think they just have to provide it. Have you ever gone to court for one of these? I can't be fucked. I'd rather I mean, I hate going to court for fine would be the most annoying thing I was walking. I was walking past v cat which is in the city and they look after what like the amount of the amount of times that I've
threatened the Ombudsman to all different types of people. It's quite literally the amount of times I said I triple saying consumer fair yesterday talking.
And the thing is, it's harder when you are like slightly being unreasonable. But tell me what you think so on Thursday, when my computer computer was broken
checked the check, they checked what the deal was. And they said it. It's a USB port, it's the USB ports not working, we just need to replace that. And like, I need the laptop by Sunday night. Today, I could sit here today, it's a non negotiable. And so I ended up working my way to the manager. And I said, unlike the thing is this has happened many times before. And what happens is, you guys test out what's what's wrong with the whole thing. And then it turns out at something else, and then you don't have the part and there's all these delays. And I'm like, in case that happens, can you just have that other part on standby? Or can you just rip, I was trying to get a replacement, essentially. And so long storey short, today was meant to be the day yesterday, I get an email, they said they were going to call me. They emailed and said, Can you call please in regards to this? And so I called them and they're like, Oh, yeah, we need another part. It's going to now take
An extra few more days. And so you won't get it until Tuesday. Which I get it. It's like it's fairly reasonable. It's like, what do you think at this point?
I mean, what what can they do? Aside from give you a replacement? My advice? Yeah.
Are you going? I yeah, your problem which is being solved quicker than most other cases,
you need to rectify that. And that's the funny thing that I think is why people don't push is because you have to get somebody into a pretty uncomfortable position. Using your words. I was literally saying to him, I'm like, Okay, I'm putting myself in your position. And so I'd like play it all out. And so we did that for an hour and 15 minutes. The store had closed, it was 515. And I was still on the phone tonight. They would think you're an absolute flog. Yeah. And the thing was, he's like, I've noted it all down in my office. Imagine this, because the thing is, now he hasn't. He's saying he's being
Customer Service but I've had for replacements and this is like I've spoiled me. I've had so many replacement laptops where things have gone wrong. Like it wasn't this hard last time no but I think it's changing. I know you've been good at getting it but I got my early day iPhones I had like five replacements I just take it in yet new one yet new one yet new one but they slowly start to go Okay, no, we can repair. And so they start to but the thing is the repair stuff, there was a whole expose a on it. They're making the devices so small, that they actually can't rip it's so hard to repair devices nowadays, and they glueing shit in and so that's part of the problem is that they a lot of the cases like I was even, it is traumatic. This is very low level trauma level trauma, but is traumatic being at the Genius Bar and hearing all the different everyone's going through something all right
So this one lady, she, she couldn't work out her password for iPad. And they were having to reset the whole thing. Oh, no. And she was saying, Yeah, and so she was saying, like, What's another one gonna cost you? And then she was like really flooding she was in her 50s and she was really flirting with this guy who was also in his 50s to the point where like, she said, I like it. Could I get a job here type of thing, like what would it take to get a job? And she's like, even maybe I could just you know, directly when you say you can actually do this sort of stuff. She goes, I don't know anything about this stuff. He's like, No, no, we train you. And also they before you know, the hugging, really, this isn't the person with the forgotten password. Yeah.
She was like so traumatised, because she was like,
they weren't sure whether there was other hardware issues or whatever. And so she was asking, what's the price going to be and she was it was like the How to Win Friends. Everyone's trying to do the How to Win Friends and Influence People or this is what I'm saying. You have to it takes
There's a lot of effort. Look how much thought and effort you you've been in over the past four days. Like this. I'm lucky about and so this is why people don't do this shit. People don't fight fines. They'll pay their parking fine when they when they probably know that they probably could get out of it. Some people have got like I've written for finds before.
So then Bry when I get off the phone, she can't look at the positive of how much effort I put in. She straightaway said, Why can't you do that with fitness first?
Fucking valid point. Yeah, it is a valid point. It's a bit how about this one about me? What's fitness first? What is that? No, but what do you want to get out of it? Yeah, is that ok? Now there should be some way of getting all right now. That'd be much easier than the genie is bad to be honest. Maybe you're getting out of it. Because then I can get somewhere closer and we can do this whole sauna drain that we've got sounds great.
But now you give it much more thought, too much more energy.
A friend of ours who worked at a fitness first she she was an instructor got the cheaper around like a $10 a week, right like a really good right. She wanted to cancel they required a medical certificate for her to cancel her to cancel and she worked there. She she had worked there. Yeah, so she had gotten a good deal. And then I mean this is the thing about contracts there's not much how much
how much leeway have they got like this is a thing. Business how much leeway as into like for a company that in the enforces a contract. And then hundreds of people are trying to we get out of what they'd put together. So it's like, pushing against I get it. There's some phone companies are criminals in some respects. gyms, they rely on people not going they rely on the user. Well, you know what he suggested? to f4 and he said, Oh, you can actually just sell your membership on Gumtree
Wow, I've seen those listings separate that's that's flawed. I mean, that seems Who the fuck is buying a membership of Gumtree? Like what's what's that a Ryan you look it up see if we can buy any gym memberships because we might be able to buy the one that Josh wants us to end up getting maybe it could be a swap that'd be gym swap. Yeah, but it's still being debited I don't know how that works because it's like your photo or your all your details are on the card. This is where you just gonna have him I don't know if I'm having in at any company. I don't know how it's probably hard at Apple. I got to the point of mentioning trip along that on the app right now saying do never never mention me again yet. So if he doesn't get to go to the Apple events anymore, it's because I mentioned to him
your energy going? It's mo isn't it annoying? Not having a laptop tomorrow? You know, and to be honest, but I think Yeah, sorry. Now that it is the case where they just you've got no option.
right this is the thing you try and push it push it push it until they say, Listen bro you got no options huge silences. Rarely whole thing.
doesn't like awkward interaction. So I was I've gotten so much better about what about this morning we went to markers and I got an iced latte, huh? I tasted it. I was like, I they've given me like an iced coffee like a
some sort of what do they call like a it was an ice It was just an iceberg. tasted like it had can sweetened condensed milk in it. It was naughty as far as Oh, sweet. And so I wanted something fairly healthy, nice like that, you
know? And so I said, Oh, hey, like I just wanted this like, what's the deal? And she said, are we put like sweetener in him that he's missing? I said, When I asked you look up a couple of things. The first one, so that the eating while you're driving, there's no law that specifies that you can't do it.
But the driver has have proper control of the vehicle at all times. Which is where they get you. Just say you Yeah, you don't actually have control because you're eating cereal by faith right my favourite time in the car was when I was driving down the highway it kilometre road. It kilometres an hour speed limit. I look to my left is a guy laughing his head off bowl of cereal in hand noise cancelling headphones on while driving the car. I just was in a Tesla. No, that's what's gonna happen with all these self driving cars. Yeah, it's actually not a bad idea what other things to be asked you can literally just be the image when you sign into VU. Fine. Yeah, you don't have to pay for anything. It's just so easy for you right just fucking net bank it.
It's horrible. I hate phones. Oh, and
the tattoo Hayden's tattoo. It's happening. We're just we're just working on logistics. I just wanted to close loops because I know that there's like we say things
We want to make sure that we're delivering on promises. So we're going to do it on Friday. But there was issues with getting time with a tattooist in a small city. Yeah. So we're sorting out that but I do like the idea of moving on this gronk gronk move idea. gronk gronk cards. So maybe, yeah. So what we can do to start is we could get Ryan john and we can do a video where he's giving out gronk moves or gronk cards and we work out what it is. Yeah.
I think it needs to just say something on it. And so they hand it over. And then he just walks off. I think he needs to address the gronk move. Okay, so am I made so sorry, I just saw you speed
into oncoming traffic.
Great. Yeah. Especially people that park like what about this? What about on the train might so you didn't tap on? I don't work for me. Oh, sorry.
You find these unfortunately a gronk move. I'm gonna have to give you that. That's pretty funny.
I would love to do that. What other ones? What is amazing is a parking 100% you parked too far away from the curb you've packed for angle you've over, like, packed over two spots. Yeah, huge, huge gronk moves.
I mean littering means bins. What do you like? People? Is it a gronk move? If you're walking past a being that is a residential being that's going to go into someone's house? Yeah. Look, if you're putting too much stuff in if you're putting way too much stuff. Neurons dropping something. That's fine. Yeah, but I dropped in an apple the other night someone's been Yeah, so I don't think that's too bad. It's on the edge. It's half a unit.
But if it's overflowing, if it's true for like people are trying to push it into people's bins when they win therefore, it would it so I've dealt with this. So
my apartment block that I used to live in has been on the street
And so sometimes we come out if fucking some asshole is just dropped in a bunch of shit. And it's so frustrating like, there's only so many beans is like two rubbish bins for a block of six apartments. Apartments it's too much It feels like we're in a bit of a rubbish crisis at the moment in Australia we actually aren't me is 97 just searching rubbish crusty the plastics it's the exporting I mean we'll just make it someone else's problem someone else's like a big businesses is gone under. And so there are some warehouse full of rubbish full of plastic bags. That's what I wanted to. It's in dandy. No, it was in the paper. And it's like if we found it when full to the brim, and we went up. Speed gronk card.
We can definitely I think they need to be
the size that you can fit so we can always carry them. That would be good other than a novelty sighs Yeah, it'd be good What about like a notepad like an
notepad with like a
glue on the top. So you like tear it off Sticky, sticky note and then you can actually write out where to find one. Yeah. So it's like it always should feel you're writing. Yeah. Then let's start the sticky note. Let's just go the biggest source code. We can deal with them. I just had a thought when you talked about the Dan, you know, one thing the warehouse, I'd love to in the next year to the daily talk show from an outpost. Why in the back, I want to say how it all works now. looks boring. Looks so boring. sorting and all the stuff going on. It looks so boring. I show you you want to go to the back of the post office.
I want to go so
I'm in for that. I just thought you meant the local.
OK, so the sorting facility would be sick. Also, where is the sorting facility? That
isn't that one near
near the airport. I feel like there's one tele moraine. You can go and pick out parcels from there. But maybe that's because it's international post like stuff coming here.
Sartori Oh, years ago. And I'd love to do it because I feel like it's come a long way. The technology since then, someone sent a parcel in like a clear box and filmed the whole process. Yeah, I mean it'd be illegal that you think filming all that shit like we were talking this morning about where you can film and what's okay. I would imagine because you're getting to private business and it's being handled by individual imams or something you would be sick though. Anyway if you if you've got a whole carpet some form of I would accept like a DHL
Yes, any sort of surely. As long as they've got big conveyor belts, and you know, the way they're sending shit around. I mean, I don't know how could you imagine what the
scenery would smell like? This is a bit sick. What is it machinery though? What are they doing?
What you think they're doing it manually. You think you're doing it medically like lettuce
How they then seeing what's on them. Well, at some point they're going through a torture. We don't know what it's actually doing. But it's definitely sorting something. Yeah, I mean, small, big small because it seems it's an archaic industry with the whole. Like, that's what's bizarre about the whole thing to send something. I mean, we were filming at
the headquarters. Yeah, we got clearance. Now. There's no letters there because it's a big corporate building. But maybe we could weasel in through a few people find a find like, that'd be real funny about it. I say. Yeah. I mean, I'd rather go to the the meat. What are the note printing plays out and none of warding with a print off the cash. They get sent out across Australia. What are the other places the other one would be like?
Like a carrier airline. Like, I've got it. It's been my dream for a long time. Yeah. I think I've mentioned this to when you look ass into the bay, I mean, you might be at an ocean
You might be at the actual ocean here in Melbourne. We've got Paul filled by that's what I'm looking at too. But you see coming from the docks, these big cargo ships. I want to be on that Think about that. What are you doing on a cargo ship? What are the rooms look like? What are you eating? What's the food like and why did you point at me because I need to mention mention the speaking of the shifts mission Can you type in that with the viola damn cruise? vol a damn cruise thing? It's like fallen Damn, Volland damn crew. Yeah, you found it. What is it? Something there's a word in front of it. I can't think of what Miss ms fallen down. So anyway, when I was working at the Metropolitan fire brigade and I was in the media department. And they had this it's a Dutch ship I believe a Dutch cruise ship. And it was visiting Melbourne with like tourists, and basically they hook up with local fire.
Like on the odd occasion or whatever all cruise ships I think have to do this. They basically run drills so if there was a big fire on the ship on the ship and so all of the the workers that were on the ship would have to get into firefighting uniforms and having to put out a fire and I filmed the whole thing was great until you went on to it wasn't a cargo ship was a cruise ship, like a newish one that people would be drinking hostiles about ships you can look it up and see exactly what's it what's the deal with Ms phone Damn, it's a pretty Primo cruise ship they just I don't know how you one came all the way to Australia but you book on to them and you can baby see Earth experiences blow there's only one right? I mean they
they ridiculous. Yeah, the Germans look inside. I just I reckon you get so seasick or this Yeah, I would you have vomited on spirit of Tansy. Very bad, this would be great because I was
Could we could made you up do you think you get over it? Yeah You definitely oh well that's the whole thing only need to get a needle in the bum is that what they do? We'll get we'll get you a needle in the bum and we somehow get our own little cabin in a work like a the workers quarters. And we've mentioned that like you
know this is a problem cargo ship Yeah. also going to be
not set up for the personal experience so that's why that's why it's going to be otherwise you just having a beer I mean, I sent a bunch of emails to airlines trying to five fly first class. First Class is right cold and dirty jobs that show I love that because you're getting in amongst it and you're seeing so the thing about the cargo ship is people live on those that is their job. They're travelling around the world coming into different ports, unloading set like it's that's what interests me is that these people have a life that
That is that it's trades people.
It sort of a bit rough. I mean, the war fees. I mean, there has been back in the day David DP world. So DP world is in.
I think it's called a pay ward. There was another cool thing I got to do when I was at the fire brigade. I worked with the high angle rescue team training. And so we went off. They sailed off the Sofitel in the city and I filmed off the roof which was sick. And then the other one was these massive cranes. Can you see it if you type it in? Nice dp is it it's like a container? Yeah, so those big but if you look at like port Melbourne DP World, there's a huge cranes and you go up to them and it's just got like grated flooring, like honeycomb. They look like we call them giraffes. So from the distance Wait me about EM.
mean like oh look at the draught and they shoot so confusing for look like No, man he would have more knowledge about animals than you but it's not an animal giraffe know the fucking crying if it looks like one It looks like those things you know Star Wars in the oh yeah yes no those big Yeah, yeah anyway there is something cool about living the that I mean we're planning on moving the show to the coast by 2025 you're not a poor though no report now there we
go yeah for like see it is rather see
yeah that is the entrance into underneath the bridge underneath the Golden Gate Bridge is the ocean so it comes in into the beta Cisco Bay. Anyway San Francisco is sick if San Francisco was more affordable. That would be amazing. We're going to take a little baby there too. It's ridiculous 97 he grows like just like, and just like the hills and thoughts the most bizarre city we went on
I was there in like off the back you know summer and during the day stinking hot in T shirts getting tanned next minute at for dinner in leather jackets because it's freezing the fog and rolled in so we will walk into this Japanese restaurant and you just see whipping around the corner you can see the fog just like pouring around the corner. It looks like it's a
it's like a something that's alive. Yeah, so cool. Today where I'm actually live streaming as well on Instagram 97 any maybe UTJ 2020 2020 but definitely 20 people will see if any little things that you have comments or anything that you want to
go Kroger said Did I miss the secret sound DMA fucking way too late?
No joke. How about this Bry got a text message. Just break. This is no joke. We have a text message from a friend saying hey, my sister heard that your boyfriend worked at Fox. Does he know the secret santa
Because it's 50 grand pretty sure someone want 100
that was an actual text message. Hey, and I said to break I might Who the fuck is this? It's not even a joke she know the number
some random number far out might they tell one person or one person creates and then until anyone else only on our mate who's been on the show has been the holder of the secret sound but that's a lot of pressure. But remember the guy and I think it was him who that told someone the secret sound and got sent it. Yeah, gun got down walking. Anyway, next week, huge week on The Daily talk show. And then we're off to Sydney later in the way. It's gonna be fun. Yeah, a lot going on. It's a daily talk show. If you are enjoying the show. We do like when you leave Apple podcast reviews because it helps us. You put up a post which got me a little emotional because I'd never thought about it like this, but you said the daily talk show
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The rain. What is Ralph Lauren moccasins cost you 70 bucks. If I asked her because I was thinking, How much have you spent 400 apiece, last night 70 bucks. Still good. They can remember grandpa's slippers one on one on. That'll be way too big for you because you got such an
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They just want to Yeah, they they're nice. Anyway, I was almost like a hot water like they're wet but they're not. I went and picked up a pizza last night from where? Johnny boys not down the end. No, there is no best. We had the most amazing pizza, some joint. You'll come over and have it anyway, at some point but wind down and I'll see my moccasins and I thought this is I've moved to the birds was it Molina? wood fired pizza. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Good Blanco guy. So good. Anyway, just quickly, when is the fire going to be set up?
in a couple of weeks? A couple of weeks. Can we put a day shown a time to actually enter the Monday show in an evening live stream? Yeah, fuck, that's a great idea. into this month.
We're about like jacuzzi. Maybe I hopefully have that setup too. So we'll do the final draught of the cosy. What needs to happen for the jacuzzi night needs to be cleaned and
Then what do you fill it with water?
hose there's a bunch of stuff we need. And then you need a chemical so there's like static kids. It's Is it a permanent jacuzzi? I don't it's fucking fenced off glass in the corner. Step up. It's so good to have an answer. Is it a permanent one? That's it. You can have a fence that's not permanent Like what? Tell me about the jacuzzi that you've seen that's not permanent. Oh you know like the ones that are bar that's just like that's like a box it's like out of ground that's a permanent spa.
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It's actually pushed out all of my it's pushed them all out there. That's what happens because that's why I'm asking 97 he would be able to scroll through. Or I know he's not comfortable touching the phone while the live streams going and I moved it.
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