#343 – Oft, That’s Awkward/
- May 9, 2019
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
Tommy’s accident at the coffee shop
The segment we should do every day
Beeping a hearse
Stare downs
The things we say
Greetings, encounters and run ins
Airing the awkwardness
Things that we shouldn’t be laughing at
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Show Episode 343 What's going on guys brought to you by I you 79
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we were in debt to them now.
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So we're having to we're not even getting paid. But I'm in debt because we just wouldn't get a coffee. And it was a fairly gronk move. I really want to pass the blame on to them, but it was my actions that smashed a cape cap like it was almost like it looked and take. Yeah, it was like those new things that look at it.
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You've
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done the opposite of what Rick McGowan's been suggesting going through and just flicking shit off shell
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Well, I sat down on this like it's like a little makeshift area that people wait for the coffee, and I sat down and it's got a shelf that isn't on a wall shelf or shelf. It's a shelf to shelving unit. I'll say that. That's that's just freestanding. So you could just push it over and I sat back and I just sort of leaned backwards and it pushed shelf and I and I was like oh no, and then I hear this
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which is the sound of ceramic hitting the floor. Yeah,
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I was I was surprised at how well you dealt with it because
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I could have just like there was a lot of people in this cafe
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Well the thing is that in that situation normally I would suggest
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Can I pay for it?
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And but I think the Tommy jacket Why is just a very delayed being gone like five G's that shelf?
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No no I did I said to him, please tell me I'm not the first person to have done that. And he said you're not
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and then
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you asked him to please tell you that so it was being polite
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Yeah, I guess they moved to the whole show tell me you get it it's it if play the whole thing is know if someone hadn't so otherwise he's just being nice but for the fact that there's been multiple people have done it according to this man Yeah. So shellfish you out bro? You want to show a shelf issue out bro
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Okay, stop fucking pulling me up on yeah
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I didn't hear what you said. I thought you said shellfish
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sure
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sorry shellfish as a bit shellfish that I didn't pay me right but you were telling me this morning I actually wanted to start a new segment called Throwback Thursday where we bring a food item it's that we remember the kid and we can get yeah like midnight seven or three day deal to try
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if we've got Throwback Thursday and its food related. It's too close to fat friday so then we're we've got two out of three shows being centered around food show Josh we're not having a Food Show. A whole show is not going to be a food show.
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I get that I thought we're going to keep the camera mellow quality tomorrow is what you saying?
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We're gonna keep we're gonna keep anything that's food related to Friday because that's a fat Fridays. Okay, we can't leave that.
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Friday Do you would suggest you would say that fat Friday's is the best episode Do you think that we do?
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It's definitely the episode that I look forward to the most
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Okay, there's a presupposition in that in the way you pose that it was exactly like
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him say presupposition perfectly
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well, I was just working out where whether it's shelf shelving, the shelving unit anyway. You you sort of lead with it is the best like you knew the answer something? Sure.
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I'm sorry. Three day to watch if What day? Is your
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now you already that you're already there? He gets it. We get the Friday? Yeah,
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Friday. Yeah.
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So I thought, well, if we just can, what about if we were to do fat Fridays every day is what I'm thinking like, maybe we could get to a point where it's maybe we spread
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now because what I shouldn't handle is the the discussion around your white Nishan because it would cause a problem for all of us. Yeah. I mean, it's, it was I was watching a video last night of a guy who had you know, been working at this company for three years. And you should and I know you watched it too. I don't want to talk about who he is. But I did notice
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is
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that after three years he showed footage of when he first started and when he finished there's a massive white deal and
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I were talking specifically
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I was thinking
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the reason I think about it because the guy where he was working I could imagine his high stress you caught a cortisol levels are high. You're not sleeping that much. You're being worked like a fucking racehorse. And you know, in we all know, yeah,
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it was a racehorse, he'd be laying as fuck, it's more like a
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be I'm trying to think of an equivalent. Yeah. a racehorse that doesn't know running. Specifically all around at
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fill around the
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butt. Oh, he's like, oh, man, I know. It's like the radio industry. You start working there. You're working long hours. shitty food you want comfort?
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I've done it. I reckon I was in the worst shape of my life when I was doing breakfast writing agencies as well. There's certain industries that just tend to go on the the unhealthy Yeah,
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trying. Well, I mean, how many executives like I mean, I know we've done some filming with some corporate clients and I know that the executives we've dealt with I've felt like I hadn't put the health first
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Yeah, and the work is definitely there lane is fact a lot of like the top when you think about certain industries like finance some of them was super lane so I get the maybe they're a bit sort of the Craig Bruce mindset where it's like I'm going to spend three hours at the dance high
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well if you don't have the time I mean we were we were on a podcast yesterday that's coming out soon uncommon with Jordan. He we were talking about you know, I can't even remember what I'm saying. Well,
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I was I was obsessed obsessed with the third stuff because he's got health anxiety
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Yeah. Something around something around the White
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Plains yes
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to blend these food. I wasn't about that wasn't specific, but I fucking loved that story. It's got health issues that are quite serious and he needs to do things like refine what he eats and go back to basics that I do seriously serious I did offer on his show that if if we would have a paramedic on site for fat Friday's weather today to try native burger because
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what am I know I'm you know, I'm caught insensitive at times. I think it's super insensitive. He's actually a fucking healthy shoe. He's fine. He's fine. He had a shoe bad rising cold water and I got a paramedic he's
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he's fine. He just has to blend these food. But he's also he's making he's making progress. Speaking
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of insensitivity, well, we can work out whether it is or not.
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A friend of mine put up a photo and it was from his car, looking forward at a set of lights. And in front was a hearse. Now hearse is what carries a dead person to a funeral in the coffin. Right? And there's a weird way of saying
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a dead person to a funeral like their big event.
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They gotta make an appearance. Yeah, that's how they get there.
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Do you think I have a feeling if I for my funeral I don't reckon I need to be there I dad
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said to me if you put me in there and he pointed over the cemetery when we're picking up the pallets actually for this wall behind this is one of those moments we conversation with your old man you put me over there I'll be pissed What does
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he want to go
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cremated? Okay, he doesn't want to have to take up the land and you know, I also don't like the
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I don't like the idea of just like being the the front in a fucking box. That's the other bit like is I'm not even thinking about like post show post event back in like I'm That's what I'm talking about. Like, what happens once the events done. But at the actual event, I think I'd prefer to have just like, Raven slot and see the thing is slideshows have been tainted by funerals. Yeah.
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I mean, I want it to be if I want to celebrate. I'd want it to be a bit of a party. Can we get Mr. 97
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to watch my youtube channel?
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Just watch me YouTube be surely that was so missing. I haven't seen you slideshow.
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funerals and passing it says dies you actually have to sit through. He's 4000 blogs.
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Would you do a clickbait title? Like why die?
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Oh, man, but
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so this insensitive thing that I want to gauge from you guys. Photo of this first in France. And the caption was, is it rude to beep your horn? at a hearse? Or should you just flash your lights? I'm asking for a mate.
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So that was because it was slow or something like that. Yeah, yeah.
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Because obviously they hadn't taken off or you're following behind it. And I mean, the guy might be on the phone. He's driving it. He could have just, you know, wonky hearse in the back. That's kind of you know, there's nothing worse than driving with something unsteady in the car that can
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flattering words then unsteady hearse
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title of the show.
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Now I think it's fine. I think that it's
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beeping we over beep here in Australia. Yeah,
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we definitely do. I was surprised in LA it's a lot of flashing lights, a lot of flashing lights. There There are a lot more accepting because more people assuming everyone you walk out on the road and they will stop you It's crazy.
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Maybe they won't listen to the podcast maybe if the we actually this morning when we're walking we saw a car
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to a pedestrian as the pedestrian was crossing the road which is fine to the pedestrian to be doing and the guy tweeted and what I loved was the guy was a bit older and he's in the old school are two fingers are two fingers up so that's like up you Yup, you Up yours was the opposite piece turned piece around and then just give it a bit of a
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bit of a thing in Canada. Do you do that?
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Most people just flip some of the middle finger. Okay, just
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the middle. Yeah, that's why love the old school like this from real power in that. Yeah.
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probably would have been fries with Malacca in there as well back in the day. The great blocks at the end of Australia. Yeah.
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Well, I actually
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I took it upon myself to be the because that guy walked away and the guy who was heading into buntings parked right near us. And I took the moment to like, you know what, I'm going to stare the guy down,
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down staring
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down. I was listening to it, please, that I was listening. This is a guy who was an ex Vikki. Who was like one of the top boxes in Sydney. What's
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your obsession with biking?
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I don't know. There's something fascinated me motorcycle artist. I know. But you've never watched Sons of Anarchy.
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No, I haven't. There you have? Probably. Yeah,
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it's I just it's a fascinating world that a lot I like to understand because it's so far from my existence. You know, the face tats. Not even the motorbikes and I care about the motorbikes. I just care about the racketeering and just the wise I make money anyway, this guy who's from Sydney that's done a lot of jail time has this podcast. Some
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people look up to Richard Branson, others.
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I definitely don't look up to these guys. I just I like watching to gain and his perspective. That's that's not mine. And maybe you should because if you fucking stare down the wrong Dude, you're in trouble, baby boy.
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He's giving me more confidence. Did you notice my stare down? Oh, no. Yeah,
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I just kept looking straight ahead. Yeah, good. I didn't want to get into anything. Yeah, I'm an international here. If I get into trouble it's a lot more.
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So this deal this boy, he said, He's not might this one thing's for sitting down to the accent? No, I just do. I'm doing what he says my this one thing for certain instructors. If I'm looking at someone now gone, Australia, if I'm looking at someone, I'm not fucking looking away. Okay, if I'm staring at someone, I'm not looking away, because it's the son of a weak man who looks away first. And his point was he's got into a bunch of fights from having a so if your mind is like, well, I just gotta stare this guy down. So you're just doing the you know, doing what a stadium is. But then you're looking at a guy who's an ex Paki that will actually come and crack your skull. He
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may be happy. Maybe the confidence was that I knew that he wasn't part of the stare down. I was staring him down. He wasn't looking at me. You just get locked into stare
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down? Yeah,
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very. Maybe I wasn't interested. And maybe I just looked at the guy.
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He just looked at him. Don't fucking stare down people.
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Especially when you're thinking I'm going to stare him down. I'm going to look over there to sort of
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will break down that before Bry gave
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someone the middle finger when I was driving when I was driving. Yeah. Fucking
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then the guy came after us. Did he sound
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like fucking overtaking people and slamming on these breaks in front of us? I was like, You happy? You did that bad. We're about to die. You will think so. Like ride ride you serious? Yeah. Well, that's the thing. That's what I think that.
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I mean, we're lucky there's not as many guns. You know,
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there's a lot of guns, guns in America that people could be carrying again, you just touch my hand. Touch me that you touched me but don't ever touch me
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can wake me say then. Yeah,
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for me get a snippet of just
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that's a funny highlight. Because you've done that multiple.
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I think I've I've ever touched you. And it's always been the other way around. Yeah,
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I'm
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glad you never touched me. To be honest. You should be thankful that I've got you.
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I me call me just before you said that. She was listening to yesterday's podcast.
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And she says
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so funny. The off that we all say
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that. I thought I never said
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Yeah. And I looked at you to gronk and thought I was probably in my mind. I'm thinking if I can do it in real life, I was actually probably going
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to do that. So really?
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Is this is it coming from me? Did I started? Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
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absolutely not. But the funny thing is even we pressed record on this just three seconds before we record on the show. 97 Oh, yeah.
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And I was sitting down.
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So we've I think we're over using the often out Yeah, and the thing is, if we know anything, Mr. Nice seven is an over reactor. And this I think there's nothing more annoying that if I walk into the office off. Yeah.
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So that you say off, man, Premiere Pro is crashed off
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if you're listening to this podcast, because I think you know, you guys are here with us deal and 97. But I think this promo three, sorry, three days ago, Mr. Three.
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So
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if you're listening, and you've picked up any of our songs, and it was early days, someone was saying that they say, my bro, because I say bro a liar. And so they will I've picked up the bro, if you've picked up off? Absolutely not. gronk Yeah, like calling people gronk
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I'm proud of you.
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Well, I stand by the phrase, sort of live by it. Yeah, don't bribe me until you know me.
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Never say that in my presence.
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That brought me to it, you know, but it's actually more sort of a critique of you calling me bro. Yeah, you can't critique my ear, but I know so i can bro. Yeah, no, you can? Absolutely. But the guy at the protein sharp.
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He'll call you bro.
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But then bro, me.
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What can you say what? So? You know, mate, bro. I mean, these things are just us don't know their name. No. And if I see someone that I haven't seen in a while, hey, you know, I just Oh, hey, mate. I saw a woman at a an oasis bakery. One of the favorite no pain so but I'll mention them because they're a great establishment.
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You should take three days. Oh, they are? Yeah. today and get you a throwback Thursday Chicken chieza they like a Lebanese backwards. Chicken chieza was Chicken chieza What's a chicken? Oh, it's got half a pound of ham. Why are we talking about because
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that's what they that's how they say it sounds more grand. half a pound of half a pound it? How many? How much is half a pound? Well imagine what a
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quarter pounder is a pound and half a pound of Hello me
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that
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they're not using
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20 grand.
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No, that's fine then definitely me think feels like a tequila. So why does it doesn't the cell have to we have 220 grams half a pound sounds epic? Yeah. Can you look up blood chicken cheese, our ISIS bakery ingredients and say What's in there? So it's got that it's got chicken it's got chips inside. It's got barbecue sauce. It's it's phenomenal. But I walked into the shop the other week and I so many people it's like the busiest somewhere is the more you kind of just get into your own zone because I'm not hopping on and say anyone. And I'm walking so you think that too? I feel like you either. Well, we more like me now you just revealing you can small. No, I think that it depends. I'm a human. I feel different ways. different times. But I can flick back.
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So I can go into a big space and go Who do I know here? Who could I speak to like I'm in a mood to speak to people. Anyone? I'll fucking I'll talk to anyone.
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So you want to speak to sometimes?
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Where's the lava chat? So the other the other parties? Don't want to chat? Hopefully I don't see anyone. Yeah, I mean my head. What does this take to be like? I hope I don't see someone
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Oh, probably tired. I'm probably just a more just just more in my head.
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That's normally when you do see people though is when
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Yeah, but I've got no problem with once I like I can flick back real quick. So I can feel I can I can make myself cool like it. It's what I think but then when I it happens I'm like what a
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couple of breweries and you feeling good.
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Bry Bry
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Yeah, I'm back.
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Now, but this this girl, she came towards me, told me and I'm looking at her just trying to gauge where I know her from
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high.
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And you just you go into it, you enter into it so that you give yourself a you know, microseconds to the shit out. I didn't work out a name, but I remember where she was. She lived in shepherd. And she was lovely. And she worked at a coffee shop that I used to go to. And so I was kind of like, but it took me a while but I'm thinking maybe the approach with that kind of shit. I know. It's it's awkward. But is it like your name is escaping my mind? Like if I just said that straight up, like if that's the response. So it's not, bro. It's like,
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Hi, I brought
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it from
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the people I don't do it with is the the clients that I trained when I was a personal trainer. They gave me all this money and they gave them a lot of time. And we were one on one and I've just totally forgotten most of the names. Like it's just years ago I've designed so I don't think I'd do it with him. But do you think just what would you do? Because that's I mean, that's all good. That's it turning into a more awkward zone by saying your name is escaping
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me. I think I've gotten better at greetings. Yeah, yeah,
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definitely. I think it's probably hanging around me.
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So yeah, I was like, but I think now that I'm cool with it. I think that I'm I'm realizing my gum at now I'm outside of my anxieties. I get to experience other people's awkwardness. Oh
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yeah. Well if you can, if you can put yourself present into it and go like nothing bad really is going to happen from jack just
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jack came in the other day jack post. Yeah,
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I mean, I'll say I've got it and I didn't post it. But I will today.
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Can I watch it? Because jack will never jack will never start with a hug and I push back on it by Ben like Fiverr been made for a long time. I'm going to always go for a hug every time he goes for a handshake. I'm going to be like, Mike Yeah, whether you like it or not, and give baby a hug.
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It sounds awkward and I captured one of the most awkward moment of this
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was
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what was gonna be okay, if there's one thing
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it's Josh Janssen
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it's a narrow door it could be the awkward our
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podcast well they said this definitely
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it's an economic watch it I just haven't seen it, is it?
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We have
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to play it now on this video. So Mr. 97 just getting worried.
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Were you gonna be okay, we need extra stuff. Good.
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Escape, go go.
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That's what we're to do.
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So, no, but the problem is that is quite a narrow dog but I think part of it is
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you know, you can fall into the hug that like I every time I see someone I hug them Hello or whatever. And I think that I've just been okay not like I think part of it is I will myself into it. So I can't feel the moment because I've like I worked out today before I saw them. What I'm going to do conspiracy Jimmy Murray's might he had the son's birthday the other day, and his wife. They've been together since we were 17 is the date his wife's might. And so I've known it My point is I've known his wife for a long time. I know what she looks like. Her sister looks very similar to her. And I walked into the party. I know I didn't say her name. But I embraced for a hug
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more than
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with the sitter not passion wrong word with the with the knowledge that it was an Kara Jacqueline conspiracy.
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She
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was at the hug and the and the resistance she was giving me wasn't like resistant, but I was like, sounds like I kept going too long. And at that moment I realized this is the sister
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did you sign a thing in that moment? Oh,
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no, no,
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no, no. I don't think she would have realized he liked
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I had a nice kiss with your mom. Yeah,
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it was a it wasn't it was a the closest thing you could get to kiss on the lips without being on the lips. Really? It was nice.
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It was sort of like if I was using I'm just like it was around there. It's very good mistake
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Are you waiting? I think your mom intended it
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with which I was like you know what? That was nice little had a nice lunch
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it's so true. Yeah,
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I you know I kiss kiss my auntie on the lips quite a few times. It's actually going through pack is up. There's a there's a woman I know that that loves it.
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loves it is her name Amy. Oh,
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no, no, no, this is
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she's very works at the bakery with
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now just a free woman I've known for a long time. Why?
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Because it sounds weird. Now you
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know here we got this. He might make
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it nice and we'll show it. Okay, here we got
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the guys as well. So the guys here we go.
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The reason why the reason why it's so awkward
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is because I'm on the fucking stairs. I'm three
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steps up.
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Jack's permission shortly before you put that
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No way.
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No way. for both of us. No,
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no, that's that's completely fine. Texting, we can take soup. I mean, I did say at the end of that. I got you. I got it. That was the most awkward.
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But that's the thing. If I've learned anything, especially from conspiracy, Jimmy Yes. The worst thing you can do in situations is be like,
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Ah,
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that's awkward. That's the awkward bit. What say? Awkward? That was awkward, wasn't it? You could say well, everything's all good all the time. Yeah, but I think if you kill it, it is a vibe killer. What about like when this gets into relationships, like when Mr. Nice Evans on a date, and he goes in? And he bought to head? And what does that look like? Not that that's happened? all I'm saying. Yeah, of course it's not. I know. I'm saying when you do experience those things, it's bound to happen like bumping lips is like, it's okay to then say. Like, just calling, calling a spade a spade
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as fact.
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That was horrible. You know, that should happen. And if you can air it, then I think it's fine. Like I think you're saying it gets even worse. If you say that was weird. Yeah. I think so. It probably for you know,
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probably for you. So I think in general, I think in general, saying it's awkward is all of a sudden telling the person we had judging this scenario. Yeah. And we are
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everyone's judging every scenario as we go and if it's just like, airing it. I think the voice it's not malicious, saying that was awkward. I love it. Oh, good.
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Well, the thing I think what I love is that you and I have different filters. Yeah, so it's like me going hard on Jordan yesterday for he's healthy shoes. For you. That's like it he getting you getting coffee?
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No, I actually just gauge he's,
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I mean, of course he's a bit uncomfortable with it.
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He has to blend these food every day at the moment. But he's getting around it. Yeah. And the other thing he will remember he was trolling me That was one of like, asked for a snippet of that bit. He was trolling me
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about shit as well. Yeah,
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I guess we're constantly reading this scenario.
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And we read it. I think that might be the thing. Yeah, we have different languages in the way we
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read stuff. We definitely read stuff differently,
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which is good. Well, you want to
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because otherwise, we would just wander into blogs all these podcasts harassing him about his food,
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just ate that bag. Yeah, but then after
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that, but he's a typical. I didn't say that. But I could imagine that's what would happen. It get real fucking inappropriate.
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Well, the bit after the show, he was into the idea because he then
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Lauren
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was the first he said what are you gonna do when you when you've just had a bloke talk to you for 15 minutes about an idea just roasted DJ ignore? I think he's like entering into light of just get it? Yeah,
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my wife. Say, how about that? I
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think he definitely was into it. No, because he was like our Laurin the guys think that maybe I could have like solid foods the first time on their show and have a paramedic and what he
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actually said.
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He said what he said was that it was a positive thing because he'd been reading Tony Robbins and what they've been saying is it's all like you need to actually like realize the absurdity of it
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yourself out of your own anxiety
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and so what he appreciated was that I said hey, let's
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get a paramedic because all the alternative is that by you highlighting the he's illness
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when you call it an illness, but that's that plays into his health anxiety. He doesn't have anyone that
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doesn't have a bit when you when you highlight it there is you trivializing it. He's trying to go, No, people have told me that I've been trivializing it, but the whole illness is based on him. psychological thing,
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maybe it's because I'm a little bit sort of fucked up. And
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I think when you I think when you gauge an awkward situation, you can double down you double there
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is one of my favorite things to do, which isn't the best quality when you have a podcast and it goes out. Like,
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IBS, irritable bowel syndrome. As a concept. I've felt a lot of humor around because of my night. Nice. Um, yeah, I like the diabetes thing. Like human I can laugh at it. Because it's like, bro, you fucking ate cereal for 30 years of your life laughing about it now look like you fucked. Yeah, yeah,
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I guess it but I mean, we're getting towards times where you can't talk about
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but the thing is, like, that's deep. I think there's different type two diabetes that's created from nice on who specifically is very much like, look at me. I'm invincible. Like I'm at all like little juice. Hopefully this doesn't give me diabetes, like getting the call from him being like, yeah, I've
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got diabetes. I think for any individual. I don't think the instant go to this is a funny situation. I think that would probably either way The first thing but then it's still some point. I need to fucking realize the seriousness the seriousness of what happening to then go. All right now I've got options. It's grieving. It's fucking realizing shit. My situation isn't amazing. Now what
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was that? That was one of the criticisms that Bry used to have of me, which is that my perspective on things is, wouldn't it be funny if in a movie, someone said this? Yeah.
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What's the offer content?
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To a fucking ball. So I'm always looking at that where it's like, ah, fact this would actually like, in the context of a stand up bit or something like that. That'd be really funny. Like, there are people who can joke about cancer and conjunct about all that sort of thing. Usually its own estate. Yeah. But it's like when you do it as it's, I think that's a coping mechanism to definitely
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it's like you saying, you know the What about just around funerals? And you know, you don't like like, some people will laugh at funerals because they fucking it some weed sort of
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display. Oh, sorry that it's the emotional response. And they can't help it. Yeah, you know, it's it's an unusual thing, but I can get into the giggles with stuff. I can definitely get into the guilt. I was getting a good mood yesterday. I can actually say that now. I'll tell you after. I'll tell you don't tell me.
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I want to tell
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you tell me I can't tell you I'll tell you after.
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If we've learned anything. I'm not gonna ask
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Have you guys laughed and anything that you regret she 97 or three day deal? Low Level enough that you can mention on the podcast now I think the funniest things are just when you getting told off at school from teachers from like, interrupting the whole class and then it's your whole table this pacing themselves. I forget that that is
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reality on the one you
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were talking to the class
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23
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day deal. I was on the plane over here and I was listening to a comedy special and the guy was making baby jokes and sitting right next to me is this newborn baby? Yeah, and the guys talking about like dropping babies downstairs. Complete irresponsibility of parents and I'm like I'm just looking at these two like I should not be laughing there's a newborn baby right next to me
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that's actually dealing wanting to do that but then realize
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that it was good like the baby was like, was well behind.
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I told you about how I laughed. My mom and I are you the woman you kissed? Yes Josh kiss my mom. That's the name of the episode.
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I wouldn't kiss and tell
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you that could be a good bit on the show. Yeah, kiss today Ts bit. kissing my mom.
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Oh my god mentioned we do a sting. Actually it's not really a sting. I'm going to get permission from Ohio because it it's it's cheating on it. going in for a live with your you can't do that nowadays.
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Definitely can't do that.
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That's too much. You get there
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on a random who I sure I've Satan on him and he can't do it. I think it's like we got hot funny, but I'm sure like red carpet sort of stuff. There's been like, I cannot Angelina Jolie, like gone and moved and
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what someone did is Will Smith and Will Smith slap them in the face. Yeah. Yeah, it's not you can't do yeah, I don't want to get slapped by this is
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a good thing is like we radio stunts. This is why radio has been terrible because the gronk behind the scene for us working on
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the you know, it'd be really funny.
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I mean, I get that it's like, it's probably not the best idea. But I it's kind of like, I would love it. Are you
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gonna be kind of fun?
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We might do it. But I think if you want the kiss, and you've watched this, just ask.
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But that's what you should do to you should ask.
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I was just telling my mom and I, my grandfather passed at 100 years old.
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fucking good life.
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Unbelievable. If I can get you know if I can get close to that. I'm happy.
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How was he like the last 10 years was he always cracking jokes? Like
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it was old school? It was you know, he served in the war used to wear that sort of old school attire. You know, the the quilt was on his bed every day. And he's has was very perfect.
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What's the old school tire? Like just like old school tie like,
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trousers? shirt? You know? Like, so old shoe hipsters?
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It's not a Yeah, it's I mean, yeah, it's it's is a rockin 100 year old grandpas attire. The cell phone
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is true. The cell phones had 50% of books. When three day deal, and I went to get both What's that got to do with any
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sellers.
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But what is it got to do with me? Well, I just didn't buy any books.
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I might not tell you a story. There's the books have anything to do with my
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story was more just a tangent. Okay,
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so anyway, incredibly
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proud of you. For what? buy books. Yeah.
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No, I actually would have preferred you to buy books there because you would save money. Then Amazon? Yeah, it was. All right. We're not going into that tangent. Sorry, dollars for a book
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made $1 50.
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That's That's true.
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That's true. Anyway, so I were in the room. My grandfather passed away. And it's funny. It's Have you been around someone a dead body?
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Yes. You have. Yeah,
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I'm trying to remember 97 Yeah,
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you have deal. Yeah. Yeah.
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And it's sort of this like,
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what a family?
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who's seen a dead buddy hands? Oh, I think
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not everyone.
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How many funerals you've been to him? Like how many friends have you had? But not everyone has had this happen in their life? So that's what I'm trying to gauge. Because it's an it's a it's an unusual experience. It's kind of surreal. It's like you see a lot of lifeless bodies very, very sort of, you know, sobering Yeah. As it makes you think about how much would just like a vessel
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without even think about people who deal with like road trauma? Oh my god.
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Paramedics. Yeah, time. Oh, yeah, Chase. Anyway, what was amazing is when we got there, I felt him. And he was warm. And by the time we left, I felt him and it was cold, which is fucking crazy. Anyway, he passed away and his mouth was open. Like, it's just it's must be a thing that happened
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there. Did they explain why like his
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body goes into remote. Yeah. And so it's just the muscle mass Just relax. mouth is open. And we get in there. And it's a moment where mom and I are sort of holding each other. And it's and it's, it's, it was really nice. He's old and he's gone. And it was on good terms. You know, and so
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I just got such a good wife. Good terms. I mean, he didn't stare someone down.
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If I come to the hospital and you're gone
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that turns
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hundred years. Good terms. Good. That's a good term. Good contract. Did he get a letter by the way, he got a letter from the Queen but we had to, I'm not gonna submit it's it's an arduous process. So anyway, memorized heading there. And I just see her reach over with her hand and trying starts to close his mouth. And she puts it up and it comes down again. And at that moment, she went again, and I just hit and I started laughing and she started laughing and it was that moment where it's like it's just so outrageous what you're trying to do
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we're just feeling emotion we hold each other into like crying and sort of laughing at the same time. It was just bizarre. Yeah, the
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I feel like I remember in like school one of the things that am bows and stuff you know how like the fire is come and teach you about fire safety and also stop dropping wrong. Yeah, one of the things is there like if you if you've fallen in the shower or whatever, and you've heard don't try and fucking get into your closet like as people like oh fuck the paramedics that coming. So they try and fucking dress the person who's fucking fallen over or whatever. Yeah,
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I think paramedics used to this sincere friend of mines brothers paramedic told me his told me a story. My friend told me the story that he went to a brothel. And a guy had was nude in the shower and fell through some glass, and it just did this huge 30 centimeter just laceration daddy's back. And he said that, as he's really mad, he's like, please
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don't tell the mom please. Tell my mom. He messaged this man off his face.
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What do I
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bad contract?
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What is that? What uh, why?
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Why Why did you go out anyway? Go out of a brothel? Yeah, you don't want to be yelling going at it. As a general rule, you want to be pretty satisfied. I think
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if you if you enjoy the bullshit that we talk about, please give us a review. Oh, yeah, Apple podcast slash iTunes. App tomorrow is fat Fridays, which means I think it will be an Australian themed fat Friday's Carmela koalas. Yeah,
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first day. First set Friday. That 3d ideal is here for face shine. Yeah, yeah.
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I recommend pie. Solid one.
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Have you actually had a mate pi three to do? No,
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no, never. Amazing. I mean, start there. will do
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anything any other bit food. Vegemite. Fine. I mean, you looked over at the New Zealand. Well, he knows he's fucking been here for a long time. He's
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12. Maybe it's enough.
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All right, that's enough.
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I will say tomorrow. See you guys