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Daily Talk Show Episode 300

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Tommy jacket

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where's the oh you're gonna wait until I got I got really excited yeah I thought you were going to

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forgot my my whistle hang on are you going to

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so Tommy's just brought out a 300

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birthday cake and we've got that

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and

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I was actually hoping that sparklers would

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they take so long to actually get going look at this thing fucking all right here we go I'll get this one guy

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all right we'll try even Happy Birthday What do we say it like

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well it's well it's just

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happy three hands a good thumbnail I

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hold this up and get nice I'm not doing it bro. I get it on the tip. Get it on the tip. You hold the tip yet I got a lot of tip talk but the last episode to

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the car thumbnail Episode 300 everyone fact that

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there's a bit of warmth and they could potentially be a smoke alarm that goes off so we blow

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it out together. Right ready. Three Two.

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Dan up your side right that's you. That's you fucking smelly. Yeah, it is Episode 300 It's Monday here in Melbourne. It's a public holiday. It feels like it's it's completely did out there Labor Day. I forgot what day it was. Says Labor Day is it

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I have a feeling to that Labor Day. You can't hear Salford oh hang on there Yeah, he's

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not really you can't come sounds really funny. I really love is this episode was the time that you actually forget to record my microphone now tender not really there we go. Oh yeah, yeah yeah,

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we've

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you know over the shop. If anything we've gone more all over the shop the further in we get into this endeavor

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we just get more comfortable the Process Manager Yeah, you've got where'd you get the cake from?

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This is a classic

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yes Safeway cake. Or will it Willie's? Yeah. Well, I used to call it Safeway. Do you remember that Mr. 97 windows closed by Yeah, the fresh food people? I think it's I think used to be safe wise.

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cyphy the fresh fruit pinwheel it's cold in New Zealand. What is it? Oh at countdown.

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countdown. Yes, yeah, we were right near a countdown when we went over there. They sell alcohol in the aisles of the supermarkets great.

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I've seen people get rid of the

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What do you mean

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that's a classic.

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But that we're coming off the back you

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know, I just need to tell you another one.

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Brighton grammar

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elite private school here in Melbourne.

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Huge sign

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as you drive past you know just trying to sort of promote parents to send their kids to the school and they slogan was we teach boys would they change it we touch boys? Yeah.

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Thought we teach boys is the best

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Yeah.

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Like we teach boys is such a shit tagline. We teach boys or is an all boys school. So I get it. But we like a weird

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thing that I guess they wouldn't be very specific about what we do. Oh, fuck it. But all the schools are Haileybury, which is the Victorian school. They went into doing MIT coed, like different sexes. So you could go like I remember a friend went to Halo Bry. It was I think the newer chick who went to Halo Bry. So I don't know whether there's a whole shift. I heard on the news. But because it was International Women's Day on Friday, there was some legislation passed where one of the schools could have to basically they said that discriminate basically peak.

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Yes.

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When men to come back,

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prioritize,

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prioritize in female enrollment, because there still was too many boys at the school.

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I've stopped saying female after we're recording the thing for this corporate organization was that we're talking about increasing women's presence. Yes, awards. And the interviewer said female. And the lady said, How can we stop saying female every time you say female, I just think of cow

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care,

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which I don't. I don't completely understand.

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Well, because a cow is a female.

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Like a ball is a male cow. A man is not a male character. A ball is a male, a cow that milk is a female. So she's just I think, girl, the term girl, in my mind goes to like a young person. Boy, yeah, boys. Yeah, we touched on Yeah, we had we had

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a boy came with us on last night. Yes,

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Mr. 97. First night out on the town.

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We went to big media company. We didn't have time for Christmas celebrations. Yeah, Christmas in March. Yeah. And so we decided to go to the SP Yeah. Which the Esplanade hotel, bit of an institution in St. Kilda, only a short walk from your joint.

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It's an old music venue slash pub back in the day. They used to film rock with which is a table Australian TV show in the sort of its, I would love to go over to it because it's like, like this, like, you know, if three or four floors, there's like different stages and different restaurants and it was unbelievably packed. I'll tell you a story. This is it. I found it really funny. But now as I think more about it, it's like it's fucking disgusting. I know a guy who, when it was the old SP This is what happens when you when you drink. You think she like this is funny. He took a pot glass, which is like a small beer glass. Yeah. And took it to the toilet and shat in

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it.

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And it was a busy, busy venue. It was super busy last night. And it used to be busy. And it used to always be busy. And what he did was he snuck up to the bar and put it onto the bar.

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It would break.

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So no one knew and then everyone's

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sort of putrid. What's it a future person?

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Who is it? Actually, you know, I'm actually not going to because I think that probably regret it.

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He I wasn't friends with him when he actually did that. It was very as many many years ago, but he just told me that story and he explained why he did

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it.

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I just thought it was funny. This is the thing when you like usual how many drunk idiots they were there last night? People think the stupidest shit is fun. Again, it's like a practical joke. But it's also I'm just thinking like, someone who gets sick. whoopee practical joke.

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It's the ultimate practical joke now.

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So you I me your wife had booked it in for us. Yeah, it was the kitchen. Is that what it's called? Or whatever. Yeah,

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but nowadays that was called the kitchen. I

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never went there before. So it's in the back of the SP and so Mr. 97 and Brian I found a park at the front didn't realize that

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we couldn't actually park where it was it was for taxis only but we spent the first five minutes sitting there waiting for you guys in the car before we realized and we were sort of it was a bit of panic stations for us.

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Well cuz you were in vantage point just you could see everyone was

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looking at you know, we were looking at everyone will people watching? Yeah, but it was just what would How would you describe the crowd? 97?

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pretty outrageous. Yeah.

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Just just a lot of young people. Little shirt, short skirts, tight t shirts. Just a lot of hair gel. Yeah,

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a lot going on.

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And it's definitely it felt like a bit. It felt more you're saying and my Well,

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I definitely know my saying anymore. It was saying that. Well, I would have gone there. If it was five, six years ago, I would have you know, like I like going to those drinking spots. But it was totally it's as we walk through there the experiences on the one that you enjoy if you're off your face, because yelling at each other having a nice conversation. Yelling is not a nice conversation. So we handle

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all the way through. But then we ended up at the kitchen, which was nice was lovely. Yeah,

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I really enjoyed it. Mr. 97 had was a red wine for you the first time.

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Yes, yes. Yes. I will tell you my there's many things coming out. I takes you to the end right and said write a list of all the first things. All the things you haven't tried yet as a 19 year old bloke. Yeah, because we also worked out that vanilla slices was one thing that you hadn't had in your 19 years of existence. Yeah.

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Did you see the message they came through was hilarious. Have to really to

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to say there was a few we had one from a Mac who said he thinks that 97 having us on as a way of just getting all of this free stuff. Yeah,

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I me inbox this and said typical Melvin kid never had a snot block from the local Bakehouse. I forgot their Nick. The nickname of them is not block. It's pretty revolting. Like that.

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Isn't it?

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Better? Yeah, I'm blown away how you haven't? Like a What is this?

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What's your problem? Yeah.

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Like I mean, I didn't I didn't expect to you know, try to listen drugs or anything. Yeah, this is more just a vanilla slice. Yeah, it was Josh drug of choice. Yeah, I

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mean, what's up? What's on? Did you have you got a list at all yet or no?

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In Progress, it's okay. I'm still I'm still Can you give us five things?

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Did you have you got five there? I have

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five. This guy's I've got my

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fat guy.

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He's got five I will say like, these just come out of the Woodworks. He might not even identify that he like he might not even know. Yeah, that something. Is it inexistent? Yeah. So what do

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you what are the five obvious ones for you?

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hot air balloon.

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All the good fucking white

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dumplings. You've never had dumplings. dumplings dumplings.

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Hood we combine all of these

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funny what else

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the ultimate date night. never been to a drive in cinema driving the enema. It is always will you have your last

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drive in cinema.

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Funny story not not that funny. I when I first met Amy I she was living in Sydney. I was living in Melbourne. I flew up there. And she took me to a drive in cinema. It was like a date that she'd prepaid didn't tell me about I was fucking wrapped. The last driving cinema I went to was with Reese Mitchell. And he's and he's dad. And it was just it was fun. It was like a premiere or something. But so we went what she realized she bought two tickets

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ticket. He only needed one ticket because it's just one guy. Since she's going they said to fucking dig it sees I wonder how much

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So could you feel? Could we get a big car? I don't feel it with people and it's one cost because it may

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Yeah, I'm not sure maybe that that's taking the piss. We could do a whole bit higher mass. Yeah,

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we call the oz bag and bus we all get free waters. The drive.

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Shane Jacobson's boss. Yes.

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That'd be great. It's got a few I'm sure all those plasma TVs were through and the

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thing about going to the driving cinema you you need the car the right car for some people get lucky. Huge. Turn around, put a swag in the back and live x. So that's like dancing. Carla. That would be seeing the bench say yeah, yeah, maybe we could do it this way. So there is there is still one in Melbourne.

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In US Yeah.

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There was one in Coburg. There was one in red Hill. down that way down the peninsula. Okay. hot air balloons, dumplings and

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cinemas driving cinema never been to like a like a rooftop restaurant. Like a rooftop bar. never rest.

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And then the obvious one no any alcohol? Yeah, sure. Oh, you had until last night. What fun? Good fact, that was the first sip of top hang off had a tiny sip of beer before but other than that

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I was a very big he was

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it it was similar to me. I was the exact same up until the age of like 2727. But then when I went to Italy, or actually no, it was when the car company gave me that wine to Worthing. Yeah. And I had a bunch of them. Do you

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think it will be something that you want? Do like are you going to have four bees or not and feel a bit tipsy? Just experience it? You have no interest? I don't want to. I don't want you to if you don't want to bet

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there's no appeal. I think if you're a non drinker. Be can't be the one that

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can go. Okay,

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Missouri and lemonades. I don't know what that is. Yeah. One another

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whiskey. Like I think for me, like when Jason Fox talks about so yeah. So I just imagined Jason Do you want even like that, like,

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it's It tastes like tastes like fucking petrol if you haven't, but I loudly like, yeah, generated a palette for it. I

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love our lips.

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Equals Yeah.

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You will like whiskey. Not at all. Not at all. I've only just started liking whiskey more and more as I've got older. I thought I've drank so much. Yeah, I know. But be is different like beer I didn't really like at the start, and I got to touch my hand again.

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Don't ask me.

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Again, episodes right hand.

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Don't touch me episode. Yeah, so I've developed the taste. I didn't like it as much like the red wine. You should have seen his face. Hilarious.

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Big baby. Big baby girl. Yeah. Anyway, I developed a taste for it. But I'm not saying that you should at all. But I'm just saying is nodding your head. What's the scene? Like is there like my my dad doesn't garden, Eric because he used to have to pick his mom up off the ground. She was nothing. Nothing like that. So hasn't been everyone thinks that

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as soon as I like it when I said I don't drink. I like,

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what's what's wrong? What's wrong? What I would have Yeah,

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he like it was always

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the answer could even be like, well, the friends on hang around. We just found into that that like that makes total sense. Yeah. Whereas if you, you know, like,

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it's sort of fucked up. The people have it like what you said annoys the fact out of me was that I'd have to create a whole story. I remember working for an agency and going like I was doing some freelance work for them. And we went to Adelaide Eclipse on 500, which is like a big

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race. It's typically a typical second most gene baby and coke drank in one week.

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So we went to went to like this tappers place. Yeah.

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And there was four of us and the guy said I just four of the big bees, whatever then called. I said, I'm old good. I'm not drinking. I have one have one

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on that. And it was like February, guys. Oh

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my god, actually, I'm not drinking at all this year. is like I must have had a big one last

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night he

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came up with all the excuses for it. The thing is, though, that I just what I was panicked about was to think that if I'm coming from that alcoholic sort of perspective, yeah, over at least No, no, a bit about alcohol. Yeah. So then I started thinking, would I? What could be my thing, but like you could be an alcoholic and have not been a connoisseur of alcohol? Yeah, of course. The

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I think alcohol has served me in developing a network. But you can see the diminishing returns I'm not like that's why I'm not drinking this year. Because I say that I'm actually a bit of person when I don't drink like all those fucking you need to eat it with a last night. How

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do you identify? So saying, I'm a better person not drinking. That's obviously a story that you're telling yourself? What's the way do you actually say the returns? What's the qualitative result?

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Well, I just so when you if you go out and drink you seek the next day, and you're probably I am more irritable, like, things can annoy me quicker. You know, there's just little things that you know, like when you feel hot, you feel sort of like, bit uncomfortable all the time. Yeah,

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exactly. It's when it's when I'm eating like me. It's 100%

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Yeah, so when you've eaten a heap and then you're just like, everything's a bit hot and sweaty. Clothes stick to me and stuff. Yeah, yeah. And then she just annoys you. But also there's a chemical imbalance because it is like a it's an anti anxiety drug. Which is why you feel great,

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but didn't use it as well. Yeah,

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so when you're having it there's an anti anxiety release where you just feel good but then after I think Yeah, I recognize fucking differently heated down the next couple of days after a hard session. Could you have sides?

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Will you ever have you ever done the one one on one beer? Yeah,

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but then it goes out the window I think it's like if you if you could do it though, like say

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yesterday you think about it I had like one glass of wine glass of red wine. And I woke up this morning at 20 past eight which was like for me and I did ask myself and Mike my hand over

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my son would be more hung over the new

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Why do you think you at 97 was definitely more outrageous as we're walking down secure on my visit plus a but yeah, he's bouncing

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this week I've definitely thought more about again drinking again but I know I'm not gonna give it a thought more about picking it back up.

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What where does it come from?

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Just feeling a bit feeling just feeling shit and wanting to feel a different way? And that's drinking would you say last day last day last day like would

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you all because with food brain I concept like I feel like Wade light junkies Oh

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yeah.

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On Monday, Monday's episode you like I'm done and then we're smashing shit again any like when do I say that? Yeah, that's what happens is drinking and there are parallels between your drinking habits and drinking

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habits and drinking I touched me it's very there's a lot of

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hands. The

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noble I feel that the worst position like where I'm the most vulnerable? Yeah,

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worked it out today. When is it?

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being exhausted from IKEA? And then saying dame's a little chocolate with the games? dame's Never heard of it. You

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heard of dimes? I mean he's had nothing

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like this

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imagine like peanut brittle? Yes. Remove the peanut and just

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the law. Yeah, it's like a horrible would never do it. And it's like

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chocolate coated. It's delicious. Anyway, they had them at IKEA. And Bry actually turned to me and said last day, last day as in last day of dating she actually said what exact words were I had to pick her up on it we said last day of eating

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last this

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so but we did get some but

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it's the thing is the naughtiness has spilled over because it's a long weekend. Amy said to that we should get a little treat would you get biscuits a fucking night it doesn't

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in fact it up in slice Are they good

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though?

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Yeah No I really not nearly shit my pants

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because they are the there's a bit of it which is like Do we have any cheese not just haven't been slice

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that

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that's definitely true we have gotten it they'll have a min slice this tonight seven was an absolute hero though

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yeah way at the at the SP

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really do

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was soon as

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97 left the car brace I

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Mason

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what a guy

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Why

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can you explain from your perspective what what had happened? I seven on the way Yeah, out of the van

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on on the way out there. We had to pass through the crowd. It was like it was it was a bar and there were lots of

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there's a lot of rowdiness. Yeah,

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a bunch of people in there.

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And I was blind. I was behind Bray I was probably six people behind because I got caught up so Mr. 97 is a head of Bry by a person embracing there and then I see a guy yell something out to break. And then I say 97 turn around give the guy fucking the stare down and then grabs Bray puts his arm around Bray and brings her and walks away.

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Was this

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going to mess with him? Was there adult was that going through like the door section between the two areas? Yeah, yeah, I saw him he was yeah

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it was Pete

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Yeah And so he said apparent bracing said hey baby yeah, he's

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saying

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to the girl before I walk through the hell like

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not to take anything away from you break because she was she had a pep in his step with every night he

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was he was a big piece point yeah.

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And then so then from pray she doesn't just to try to pace but unfortunately sky was just high but 97 came to the rescue. And yeah, it was great. It was just I saw the whole thing happen there

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is a walking through crowds like that you gotta get handy you just you just putting your hands sorry Matt like you were you just sort of not touching on No I will

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shift people I had a

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there was an energy that I was uncomfortable with. Yeah. Which was people being in because I've been in a fight like I've only been in one

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adult fight how old way

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21 and a guy was being a dickhead as this when we outsourced Yeah, so you were die wasn't a fight he was

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he was fighting me and it would have been 1997 would have been outsourced? would have been like I

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know why my

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fucking throw punch? No, but I would.

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A guy said What are you looking at? This was at a 21st Yeah, why? You know why? Look at me. I'm like you. I feel like an idiot. And then he came over and said I was I was sitting down.

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Yes. I can pushing pushing me.

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I said Daniel. Daniel is a kickboxer who was there and then they fuckin had it now he actually

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punched who want

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Dave Ward they broke these things there's never any winners because everyone

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Yeah, the guy wasn't knocked out Yeah, but so that wasn't it wasn't ideal but I

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these animals This is just Have you ever been in a fight?

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No chance I'd run away I wouldn't would you know chance I'll stand up well I don't know worth it. Now. I don't give a shit I just won't open for Bry

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Yeah, no you know what that like that was pretty full on

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Yeah, it was a bigger guy

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right but

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what is he gonna do he was off his chops you could trip him over in a second

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it's dirty punching on disgusting

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but there was definitely that vibe where I was like I could say things escalating really ugly with someone fucking gets beer on me yeah and I like

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do something

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well it's alcohol people and is hot headed people out and is happy but also fucking zero hundred real quick without alcohol like people just out that I can explosive I don't think on it as a basis like the people that end up in jail. Usually the one you know that have coward punch someone other ones that probably don't talk about like they cut you like fuck you punch someone. I can they just get a good one knocked him out. killed him. What's like the

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Chico's i a child care worker who was involved in belting it? Yeah, it's not fucked up. Where would you fit? How would you feel if you found out the bodies' childcare workers were beating up carp?

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Wow, good. Look, I'd be super surprised because the kinds of people that attracts a lovely Yeah, but this is alcohol Dude, it's the legal substance that fucking ruins lives. It's ridiculous.

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There's an energy that certain places like bars. Yeah, I care being one of them.

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Being at IKEA. So the thing is that

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I just I couldn't actually believe what happened.

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What happened? Well, first of real incidents.

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Not that. Not that. So first of all, we've been to IKEA. over. It's been four times. Yeah, in the past two weeks, right? That's too much. It's way too much. And Bry is very indecisive, I should admit. And so the other day we went to IKEA. And there were two options in regards to TV units that we can buy. And Bry was leaning on one and then she changed her mindset or maybe the other one. I said you know what, let's just get this one. Let's get the original one. Let's just wait we're getting it. And then because I was push pushing back then like You know what, I think this is just in decisiveness in the moment and we'll get it home and it will be all fine. Yeah.

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And

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also Bry he had more time to think about it while I was at home so ended up taking these are big fuck off boxes were on the floor. So we're having I've got my two herniated discs carrying bullshit. And so we this morning had to go to IKEA return that furniture and then get new ones and so we were going to you hadn't

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unbox that we had

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started then we taped it up. Okay, so 97 had pointed out how good it is return policy Oh yeah, you don't

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even need the packaging you could literally

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unit at all. Robert Hass take someone else's back, get your money back. And so they

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we we normally go to IKEA is in Melbourne, I think it's Spring Valley and Richmond. Richmond only had one in stock Spring Valley had 10 of this new unit that we wanted to get. And but we hadn't we haven't ever bought anything from the Spring Valley one. So actually said to Bry Bry was very accommodating because she understood how fucked up this whole situation was going back. And so I said I'll widen the car. And can you just go and scope everything out work out where the trolley is where we're going to get the old stuff, where we access the lift to get up make sure that we can get in all that sort of thing. Anyway, when she got out of the car, she straightaway drop something right something in her pocket. And she spent ages fumbling around. Turns out it was the remote for our house by the to be able to not only open the garage door, but also like a farm to be able to buzz in RFID chip anyway. So she picks up all that puts it all

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back together.

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During IKEA. There's no joke, we're hearing just arguments just everywhere,

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everywhere couples like it's not even you think of it as some sort of joke. Like you think about it is like this is a funny, but there's absolutely every couple is having and then you add kids to couples with kids. And they just you hear like, what do we really want to be coming back another time like this exact same fucking conversations. And so where it all started, the big mistake I made was, I've got this new. What's it called? It's just thermos thermos. That's what it's called. a thermos. I put hot coffee in it. But black coffee already fucking makes me a bit buzzy. So I'm walking around IKEA with hot coffee, sipping at it in replacement for water getting a little bit more anxious as we go on. And so the old unit that we had had two pieces Bry said, or this one has 13 pieces. I said I don't think that's right. 1313 individual boxes. Cheese right TV unit. Have you heard about this? I know it seems like a lot but it was correct. And so we anyway, we got through it all there was a moment where I thought we had to get two boxes and break that note and they need one. Anyway, we get to the checkout area. And we wait in line and the lady says you've only got one box you need two boxes. I said I know we only need one I backed up Bry from what brace I said I know we only need one shoes now there's meant to be to that. Okay,

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so saved by the woman. Yeah,

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absolutely. That's why you don't want to go to the self serve checkout. So anyway, we ended up having to go and then really getting in the line what so they were became key bad situation was we get home. We open the garage, that's all mine. And then we go to get up the lift and carry these big fat off things. And it's not beeping or no it's broken.

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It turns out, we had

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the RFID part, this little piece paper sort of thing had been we had lifted it on the ground. So we can add we couldn't access any of the like the building can get back up the list. We got to ground and then so Bry started dialing everyone on our floor to try and get up and we finally got up and she opened it all up and felt like I was looking saying what's the difference between because we had to remote? Yeah. And so we ended up working out what it was. And so no so her and my bro have gone to IKEA Springvale and we just got to face time just before you they found the white saw were on the carpet. It's pretty crazy. So it's factor but so I'm a little bit rattled by the whole thing, but the one thing that came out of it was I think we should do but no also fat Friday's IKEA style. I have you ever been to I can't miss 97 the restaurant like the Yes, yeah.

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Okay. Yeah. Reason is the reason I think he probably had done that is because it's cheap. Yeah. He's a slight cheapskate. In the best of ways. He just makes wise

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decision to give him the $7 for the eggs. I yeah,

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he bought his eggs and we own he'll be honest for you to put in the invoice. Yeah, yeah, can you

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take

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it back?

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So what have you 97 What have you had an idea food wise?

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I think it was it was like a chicken parm.

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We can get salmon.

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Now, when you went? I wouldn't say

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I just think we've got our fat Friday sorted dumplings, like a shitload of dumpling

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we can actually go to the one on Burke straight down some more.

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So hey, show me lay down some more founded more cosmetics where I used to work.

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Is this a fancy dumplings?

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Dumplings? Want? This is the one that Russkies talks about the Tom Burke straight is it fancy though it's cold dumplings

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can always find one lucky duty dumpling joy have

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like crazy, different versions. We could definitely get dumplings. There's a

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there's an alleyway in the CBD that has dumplings. And there's a there's an Indian restaurant called Gaylord's. And then there's another one, then there's the Hutong, I think it is dumpling house. No, not Hutto. Anyway, this show cheap. I think you'd be into dumb things based on how cheap there and how many games but not for the carbs. Not for the cat. Well, you're not there to I can be on a diet. Eating dirty damn place. So hundreds of

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what you would have heard of is Shanghai dumpling. Shanghai dumpling. Yes, I had sort of I remember yellow balls when you get a sense that they just pack and bring some die. Yeah, yeah,

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it feels like you're on school camp. The category that I've got going on,

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so full

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on. drum playing. crumpling grumblings is

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the place that Tom Burke straight yeah founded bond day on small they as far as I'm aware they do like

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this should I mean this is giving the key to fucking a good experience five star diamond experience. I think we go dirty dumplings. Like could we do a dumpling to?

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Could we do it you can we do a whole sort of dumpling curl. You can do a damn thing. Girl. The thing is when the fuck am I losing my wife?

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I just

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do it on a Friday.

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I think you're just going to try and

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it's not definitely not the food. You can't outrun a bad diet

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but you don't have a seven day a week bad diet.

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That's the thing. My problem at the moment is that and break his fine those beliefs balls. Oh, no. And I just kept eating him. Yeah.

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And so you definitely can't out train a bad diet. You can eat less and also not Yeah. And then

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how just quickly I know this is enough. This is good for podcasting. But in regards to the gym. Yeah. How do you reckon I get there? Now you drive is the thing that don't push back on getting like having to drive to a gym. If you if it's the way that you said you think that's what so I've moved close to here. Yeah, I was sort of planning on the gym being the middle ground.

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So do you think every time I go to the gym I have to backtrack every time I go to the gym I have to drive and then drive back towards my house because you know I'm in no backtrack

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kind of guy. But I understand that he did. So are you thinking that we if we were to get into a habit of going to the gym as you know business partners and yet what something we do? What time do you think? Yeah,

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morning, I just think is the most productive time to get training. Get it out of the way.

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I don't know.

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It's been the hardest thing I've had to navigate as a parent based on having a kid to drop off and a lot of walks and stuff I have in the morning. Could we do like a? I think that productivity after three o'clock goes down the drain 130 or four o'clock for a good leave here at 345 four o'clock start four o'clock study done by 445 Yeah, drive from pickup me at five. That's perfect. So you work close yet?

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500 I made it. I can't gronk Yeah. Yeah, out of the way. Yeah. Thanks for being here with us while we navigate our gym schedule. And I've got to walk with Pete tomorrow as well. Mr. 97 I think we do have to start getting you to try things for the first time. Yeah.

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And

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so we have a list we should do some sort of Mr. 90 sevens first. Yeah.

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And we'll all be throwing things at you asking you because I think that's what like you haven't told like you can these are the ones you think you see you know, but yeah, never had a CD

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Yeah, I wouldn't even Do you know why would I do it? No.

34:46
He wouldn't even have like a shisha like a Nigella I'd get a vape try vape Na Na so worth it. Is it

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like what is it again? Like even if vaping was like super safe? Yeah,

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what's the point where I don't think that surface if there was a report that kids have been getting into swallowing the fucking liquid

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them being getting into it, they're like two year old

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getting into it. They actually getting a little pause on to it. It's It's horrible. I fives. It's disgusting. But most people who vape are just getting off the cigarette bandwagon because I don't want to keep smoking

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wonder how many people have just started vaping is the first thing Yeah,

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that's that's a weird thing to think that's like 40 year olds have stopped smoking. Yeah, that is weird.

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What are we going to do with this cake? Are we gonna have a slice?

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I've fact my diet today so I might have a slice then go for a run later.

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I might have a slice to

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me too. I think I've got my I've got my walk

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with Pete in the morning.

35:48
Hey, thanks for listening. With 300 episodes, we had to Episode 200 at La x while the going overhead Episode 100. We had Hamish like I was housesitting and he came over Yeah, that was fun. And so it's been it's been pretty fucking crazy. Episode 400. Yet another hundred episodes of it seemed like a long time. Only three months. Yeah, but it happens three months. Totally three times 20 knots, like four months. Yeah, like four months. There's a lot that's going to happen in four months. And we've got a lot of shows in between.

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We've done a lot of shots. I'm I'm still pushing for potentially a reason to do seven episodes.

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Awake, awake. Yeah, we slowly get there. Yeah.

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We could have special versions where it's like, you know what, like, let's just do an episode on a weekend where we explore Mr. 97 first, and we try and smash out heaps

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this solo episode. Hey guys, I'm here at the local strip club.

36:45
Wow, the guy the guys are giving me 500 But yeah, I've currently bought five guys drinks.

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Got sugar. Sugar. Tell me what do I do?

36:58
Great with it. I was hooked everyone. Thanks. Did we if we got any emails slightly. We got a really nice email. I think it was.

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Was it Jenny from Why? She was saying she was like I'm in 1965 babe. And she listened loves only 1965

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Yeah,

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that's lovely. And yeah, Jenny. I am older than what you probably what your audience sorry. I am older than what you promised. want your audience to be not true. Jenny will take anyone Yeah, I am an original Malloy Martin fan. I then, and still high mission Andy. I grew up with two brothers and I love the shit. banter that men talk you guys are in both of these. molds. Keep going. Big things are destined for you. Hashtag 1965 babe.

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I don't know. Like if Jenny's right.

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slumped this with some great Yeah, but we'll take it. Yeah, I'll take

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