#267 – Soggy Croissants/
- January 23, 2019
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
Car farts
Dog sitting responsibilities
Fur coats
Plastic bags and shopping
Leftovers
Similarities to our parents
Food and relationship problems
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It's a daily Talk Show Episode A 267 was happening.
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It's Wednesday. It is humped at
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11am little bit lighter than normal. Yeah,
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well, we're waiting upon the arrival of a brand spanking new camera, which is so fucking cool like, people probably don't give a shit listening but think about that time you've purchased something you've been thinking about it for ages. everything's changing Bitcoin it's not the coins. It's something we're
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feeling. Yeah,
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I mean this it's an it's an energizer. I don't know if like these things are constructed by our minds. And so for instance, get the new camera will do more work
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they'll be another problem I'm sure I'm sure it'll be the fact that we need a new MacBook Pros or something to run the but that's always the hard thing I remember when starting my business Bry was like my stakeholder. So if I wanted to get something bigger, I'd have to prove my case. To her Yeah. And so now we do that for each other
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is the chase to get so is the thought and the sort of research and all of this better than when you actually get the thing in your car and then you get in the car you like I've actually made this casting a foreigner that much
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I thought was the best car ever before I got it. And then the stinky reality sets in to something pretty funny.
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I'm even got my brother in on this about my fighting behavior. My fighting habits or just me doing fat. I don't think I have a strict habit about it.
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Or the
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I always like when you fucking get into the car. It's when you fat Can you find outside of the Castro?
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equivalent of having fish and chips in the car? You know, whenever you hit fish and chips in the car the next morning it's like
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you're a monster you're actually I'm calling the grown drunk. And you
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know so i will say because I did think about why in the car. Night hips are aligned you barely sort of pushes in the lot got one
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I think it's also just it's because it's a sacred I feel like the car yes secret area. I pick my nose do you pick your nose much? Yeah,
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I picked my nose but I get that I'm traveling in this people around so I'm conscious if I did it, I then sort of have a moment of consciousness where where am I in fact someone's
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around someone seeing me do that? Well I I don't have I've rarely have that and so I'll just be going quiet. If I can discuss the other thing to the bad habit is like biting my nails peeling them and then just sort of like opening the car window and just sort of
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I think I'm a I'm a big fucking advocate for Don't be drunk don't leader but that's your nails break down like it's it'd be like spitting on the ground. It's pretty disgusting bad comparison. It's like throwing a banana into a garden. Is it it breaks down yeah. And started
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spitting drunk movie the whole banana in the garden reminds me warehouse sitting again this is the third time for this house and we look after their dog Josh she's in a full time house sitter if you just I am not he's not i'm not but if you have extended house seating requirement I'm sure he can postpone finding a lease for himself and his missus I got back when middle of October and it's been we still haven't moved into a place and we're looking today at a rental property. But anyway, the looking after the dog for whatever reason when I take the dog out, he always finds food and then he ends up fucking he can't handle it because he's not used to eating the shit that that he eats while he's with me so we fucking it ends up doing the most revolting shit you not pulling like he's late yeah you know so when this plenty when going to the park. I don't have a lead on him. Which is probably risk guy. But he actually a little legal in some parks maybe anyway, so there was the first time it was chips and sauce. He ate like he found like in the garden bed just eating it
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before you get further solution. lead. He want to go. I know you usually Yeah,
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a lot of people walk their dogs for miles on a lead without letting them off.
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So I want to get dance around like I went around the park. Anyway.
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Two days ago, he found
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mango on the ground.
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And he was just in the middle bit the whole like
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someone had caught up. There's all every single time he eats. I'm always like, it's where a lot of dogs Ah, is someone trying to kill the dog? Is someone trying to put a piece of manga or like half chewed on it? It was like someone had a fruit salad and they didn't like mango and they've just put like six bits of mango just around the park and so Archie The dog was just eating all that and anyway the next like Normally he goes out to shit but he just shit sort of in the front and it was Bray was like she said she had to hose it because she wakes up for me. She actually had to hose the whole patio down it was that bad because you couldn't you couldn't just pick it out my my brother's very much like what did you feed him to his dog? Would you feed her to go I could have any dog
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but he's very specific but it's a bit the real it's the real
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definition of a bitch okay
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but he's very particular because he knows this happens I think you're not a dog owner you've got part time dog responsibility dog responsibilities and you're backing them up
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the the one thing that I would have a dog if I could just fade it dry food
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yeah
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the the wet food is where it's fucking disgusting.
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There's heaps of people that feed dogs dry food only you don't need to I met a guy and bond I had the best looking fucking is like a you know those? There are Chinese or Japanese dog that a fluffy they like what they look like a little Bay. Yeah. had one of those. And we got in this conversation. It's like I already feel it. It's a classic. What's the engine? Yeah. What do you feel it? Yeah,
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he's are
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so I got it on this. To know what was it? Yeah. Turkey. what's the what's the dried meat? What's the you know you love it built on like salami. No dried meat. That's
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like, Oh, you mean don't tell me no downside. You know what?
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What can I say?
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I was thinking about his you took that away from me. I was I was trying to day come work out what it was. It was a game. By the way. Tom Petrovsky is the finance guy that we're trying to think of, by the way, white papers thanks for your email. Also, mom texted me. Yeah, we called her and tried to find out what it was that she texted just said Thomas.
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So the so this guy had this dog on a strict jerky diet. dried meat six times a day, little pieces. And he said I used to feed it like wet food and dry food. These things coke because I yeah, that's right. I was I thought these things this this thing's coat was it looked like a billion is for code.
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You're going there. It looked
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like it looked like a billion aids for code that had been many cured. Like, you know, all of that like so prestige and I was rubbing this thing just like this.
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What is it okay to own a fur coat?
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depends who you are. If you're you're never if you're me. I'm probably pretty, pretty inappropriate and thoughtless in that stuff. Maybe I might
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well we bought a bunch of talking about inappropriate and thoughtless we were getting some SD cards yesterday for a new camera. And Mr. 97 came in with me to sculpt tech which is a great little camera sharp computer shop
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right
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now that another sponsor. Another thing that I actually wanted to bring up today is that not a sponsor, but I thought I could give recommendations for things that I love. Sure. I mean, we do that anyway. microfiber cloths. Is that what you call this? Yeah, they come in a four pack I got these from chemist warehouse. I haven't found anything that does a better job of cleaning my glasses. Not my
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not a problem I've ever had to
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work Coles and Woolies have them to microfiber pots get them today. Yeah, but the
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scope Tex Gordon hey, yeah,
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I got eight SD cards. I said can I just have a bag? And Mr. 97 in his teenage boys, we go Oh, what
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are you doing to put the bag? Yeah.
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And does it Hey, you said it was nice ever.
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The thing is the voices in your ears. So you can't tell what you sound like but that's what you sound like. And so you had a good point. And it just reminded me of it gave me a perspective of like you know when your parents say something a bit racist, or they say something that's just a bit off. I was like this is my moment. Mr. 97 is the young person yeah schooling me on it's not how we do it now son Yeah, Yeah,
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I agree. I do the same thing. The this plastic bag thing is actually working for me Well, we're having to carry so much shit, huh? Yeah, I've never have you actually ever brought a plastic bag like a band out now based on how many times of fucking carry on with a baby the things for like the pram, it's like fuck this bring a bag. And so I mean Actually, no, I took one plastic bag down. He should be able to like taken in Australia the Supermax enforced. You need to pay for pies
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good bags, which Yeah,
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across the year you're probably paying in fact load if you're getting the amount of bags. The thing is that you can use them a couple of now it's
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like if you get one a dying it's 10 cents a day. You're only spending 30 bucks a year one
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day you haven't done a family shop. Like we've been doing shops this is interesting like I remember mom and dad and you probably did as a kid the bead shop on a Sunday
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so we weren't a big shop family mom was when I was younger. Like she took a big time off of she's always like part time working whatever so she had a bit time so the thing was always going to endeavor hills shopping center. Okay, so it's like every single day so that's how that's how we would get new baked goods that's how I could go through six fucking doughnuts a day was because mom kept fucking renewing the if we had a big shot like I've never had to like think okay, the chocolates need to last me for a week I
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never thought about it like this is some level of responsibility for your own life doing the big shop on a Sunday
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takes
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Doomsday prep you
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know I actually just think it's smart we've been saving shitload of money but we have by thinking ahead not not eating out not like we've literally not eaten out every weekdays weekends and different but we we free we prep meals and freeze meals and have it all good for the week so we know it is one of those things and I know why it happens and I never even thought about this mom did it when you haven't fucking kid it is horrible to be scrambling liking it saying it producing like fuck we don't know what to eat we're gonna go to the shop when you when you solo with no baby so I will just fuck it we can go out until nine but my lunch
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not so the day before was it? Yeah, yeah. On Monday was literally like my lunchtime my 45 minutes my hour was actually spent walking around Kohl's the shopping like one of the supermarkets he panicked about what to buy and just that insight I ended up with a pallet of strawberries, a block of cheese and some salami because I couldn't find the phone I was on the phone to my friend said Where do they keep the gherkins? Yeah, that's right.
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gherkins are in the aisle they're not refrigerated we think in our refrigerator. They were in the aisle at the Cannes vegetable section. Yeah probably need the black beans and the cone potentially near the tomatoes so
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that's what he said. He said it's probably the tomato like the canned tomatoes. Yeah,
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and so we've been going to the same supermarket but when you do those bigger shops there's a lot of shit that you like you got 150 bucks worth of is that how much you're spending 100 and 250 gets a sort of full week of food that's pretty fast
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brain I feel like
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that two nights of Uber
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yeah very well The problem is that we once decided that we were going to cook something we did a chili con con yeah got the ingredients. We spent $70 on this one night of chili con con and actually made enough chili con con for like fucking eight people. Yeah, it's what you do though. I wasn't doing leftovers
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that
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I've met a few people out you know the non Lyft over people one of my brother's best mates Andy. Like I used to pee team and would talk about food and all the sounds the overweight no no he not he wasn't overweight but he was wanting to get ripped will get strong and and one of these things was talking about food What do you cook at night? What does he cook he cooks things whatever random stuff might village but he's like I will not do leftovers.
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There's something disgusting about it. I'm sure there's some
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leftovers what define leftovers because he's leftovers slop from a plate where you've just had a bunch of stuff and then you put it on to the I don't like that the thing that he takes to write
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the thing is and I this one I need to get over but I remember as a kid thinking that certain things tasted like the fridge Yeah, I know it's not like even a category of food Yeah, there's something in the fucking fridge that's getting onto it but also how it's also how your packaging like if you just walk up to the top chances are I'll have a bit of that there's a few things probably broccoli broccoli you cannot fucking like for me that makes me sick.
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I don't like but I'll later but it's fucking disgusting. The
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next broccoli broccoli
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broccoli, I'm a hypocrite because I'll have Pavlova
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I'll have any dessert any dessert feels like the sweetness is going to cut through
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Yeah, sugar themes last longer than say a piece of meat and sugar
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in general brace bang pointing out like how much I'm just an addict when it comes to sugar because she's like you don't even so we asked you know the other day we're talking about with this house sitting Bry sent a message and asked if we could have some of the chocolate you
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actually you actually hit
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the message very message you bullied her into it Well the thing is she didn't ask about the orange only asked about there was some quick equivalent of like favorites or celebrations type of thing a box to eat it replies it well that's the thing but the amount of shit that we're saying have to reply we're having to do a big fucking shot and so but I did panic because this girl who was staying at these people's house she she had to she was saying that she needed to pop in to grab some stuff she left and it turns out that it was food it was on the couch and she's like oh no I'm actually praise God did you leave your bag upset? She says no, I'm just getting some food from the fridge that I left and also because I didn't only the chocolate but I was sort of just whatever it was sort of there there was some Ferriero shares and like a little bowl only three I can't have the stuff but the thing is that breeze criticism is that I just a and before I've even finished that one I'm like on it's
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unconscious at I know but it's spire I did the same. I cannot have anything in the house people had a whole
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not like a fun size m&m bag. Like a normal big size m&m thing just unopened.
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I
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guess I don't know how people keep stuff in the house. But this is cutting it off at the head. You're in someone's house. You're obviously going to eat it
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and even if I get healthy alternative junkies what I did is I went in and got those keep it cleaner bowls
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the probably no better
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thing is I ate three of them and then I was like you know what this only Skittles left and then way it completely out of shit in the house.
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There's something about healthy food that people think they can eat lots of you know, like you make a protein slice and you eat fat the whole try
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one more meal Mr. 97th house and we had the chocolate peanut butter thing. Yeah,
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it's we're going deep. We're going deep into the psychology I'm looking for like I think you can tell a lot by someone's fridge about the top top you can learn a lot about how I was brought up and why I am in every regard by so
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he doesn't have to be who you are.
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But you know I've realized yet that nothing is the more I get older The more I realize I'm similar to my dad. Yeah. Are you happy about that? Are you not happy? it's it's a it's confronting because it's like I went like we went over to their place after we checked out this property and the was directly with the potential landlords and the guy was a federal police agent. He's a Fed
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Yeah,
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it doesn't have the same cut through his American Feds but he's a fella I actually
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don't know what the feds do Emperor he said that he had like begat like you definitely works out and shit apparently
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the landlord is
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the guy was like over 50
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give him a quick
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we haven't spoken
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to the can of worms right well this
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is the shredder file thing we don't have to go there. But now you need to
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explain you don't need to explain some things I haven't closed the loop later though. We were catching up with someone the other day and you had such a calm presence. Yeah, that I just had this moment as I just want to on the lips just real like Yeah, when someone talks real thanks was softly and they're just really
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not okay. No, I haven't Have you I feel like you've definitely tongue never
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know what
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was it felt was it felt when I kiss you on the lips at all? I don't know. Is it my cousin my sweaty brow But anyway, the point is a lot of things.
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The thing is it was when we went to mom and dad telling them about the place that's like he's definitely looked you up created this whole story about he's not he definitely I know the type he would have looked you guys are you everything about you as I this is where I get this story making shit up from he created this. It's been a lot of entertainment over the years for me, but I'm constantly
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Yeah, it's a constant. What is it? You apple doesn't fall far from the tree or chip off the old
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block? Well, I'm the same with my old man rich he's got a totem. I've got a totem. What are the similarities with your What if What if? from your parents?
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What are what are some of them? I think my dad is he can just get a bit like beat I'm not maybe bit angry.
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Or like an angry guy.
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He's like, he's a dude who does yoga every morning and trains and sort of like very you know, very fucking
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spiritual and connected and but there is a bit of a trade I think within a bit like a short fuse or like, like he's one of the best things
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you can call it
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Yeah, which I get that I think I'm like a bit fucking hot.
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I think my dad is like my dad's assignment. Definitely lifting something. Yeah. Doesn't matter if it's like fucking like a keylock.
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It's
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just always like breathing heavy with that shit.
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So I get a bit of that it's maybe it's aggression maybe it's like this this hotness about it. Not hot hate. It's like this fucking hot headed. bit short. Yeah, which I get from him. But and I see how it's happening with body like a watch videos back of body reacting or when he's talking to me. And I'm seeing myself like you know how I'm like it's like, over exaggerated but I legit main It feels good. I think that's why I do it. Just like pacing myself at something. And I see he's doing the exact same thing
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I just I guess what were they eating habits like are they healthy right? Yeah,
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super healthy like that. I got the back end of a real sort of health conscious mother. What does that mean? three kids Yeah. In the start of the 80s to you know morning it is your time you know within the 90s mom's sort of probably come I think you're going to your first child with sort of thoughts around what you will do she for instance at my brother's birthday had carrot cake
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which she was
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the monsters cake that's it's like it's a troll cake it's a troll cake it's guys look at these world presented cake eat it tastes like shit this is fucking no sugar in it. And so my brother uses that as a bit of fucking ammo sometimes.
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Yeah bloody the way you brought me up
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he was so you got the back end in a good way in a good way I got the I got the laid back like good but
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still I've talked about getting croissant castles in the morning and donuts and shit like that a lot. But there was always a nice meal at night that had vegetables and and what we thought was chicken we just thought everything was chicken will grow Yeah. Oh that's chicken Yeah, what was it
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could have been fish dude made made
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like a steak. We just thought was chicken who convinced everything was chicken. We did a lot of shit Susan resolves is key.
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But so that was the biggest fight I had with my mom was the thickness of the schnitzel. Because I would just like I ended up getting very hands on with the schnitzel it because
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I was micromanaged fishnet ceiling. Well, yeah.
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Then you took over it was just to, like,
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if it's
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if you got varying heights on a shuttle,
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it's it's annoying, but also I remember I cut in once and I was like a vine. And ever since then nobody, if we cut it thin enough, I'm only only eating schnitzel for the crown. Um, we so the more crumbs we have the thinner it is depends.
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So I think there's good I think what does that mean? Depends. You could be eating chicken for the protein, which is
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why I just say
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yeah, but sometimes you need just that says
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if you ever do like the tokenized crumb like the Fagin
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now have always
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pinko pinko cram or just a normal bread crumb of rye crumb. Some nice one the big arguments brain I have is around plating up food.
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God
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began arguments.
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It's actually pretty good. If the big arguments were I don't know if we can stay together. I'd be concerned.
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It's an interesting can.
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Maybe unconcerned about that? Well, I will I want to introduce a blind like a sort of a blind plight. Yeah, preparation because what I find Bry does is she says I'm giving you the bigger one right? frame show you nine and six foot two, but what she does is
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she she'll say,
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Okay, this is your plate and this is my plate. And sure she might pile more shit on but the high quality stuff. So the she gets that the the SFO having chippies, the chippies that she was having will be the crisp ones that I have the fat ones and I just started to realize I'm like, you know what I'd prefer. Let's not talk about who's played. Let's just pile them all up. And then we just take them because we had an incident the other day where we got some croissants from a place he was stubborn,
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but he both morning what you want, because
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like, I like me having the good beer.
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So I don't mind that up thing.
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But it's I think that Bray gets annoyed because she's trying to do she is communicating that I'm doing this for you. I'm giving you more unlike So one example was she said she got me a piece of banana bread. And she said I gave you a big bit. The thing was, she gave herself the end. I was like,
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Ah, you got the end she has Yeah, like the end it sounds like okay, if you if you really love it, if you really love me, you give me a big bit at the end.
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Fucking hell if you single and complaining at the moment about not being in relationship. This is what you can look forward to.
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So my thing was I love you guys. The thing is I didn't actually need the biggest bit or the
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few approached it like Bray actually got the she wanted it and that
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was a fact what I got. That's exactly how I felt. But the problem that I had with it is it's like she showed it in as I sell it in like doing me any favors. You got the bit you wanted. I wanted
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I'm not a cancel of it. Just drop that bit just I couldn't be grateful. Just say thanks. Yeah,
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I guess I could
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be another slice anyway. But I wish I thought because we did have an incident where we got this croissant and we have fuck us at croissant. I'm gonna say croissant. I say hey, yeah, not paella but a croissant
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and how you say bloody slacking. Now there's another one.
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This is not the one that you said. It's really interesting. What sort of things great. I think it's
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Jemaine Persian napkin bottom Joe Nana.
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Like
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it's Lebanese or a Greek. Something. It's interesting. Anyway.
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What could it be? It's interesting. I mean, I've started but you get you cross on. I know you're pulling
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out the enzyme. That wasn't the problem. Bry said you can you open the fizzy water because I get it everywhere. She gets an eraser. She asked me to get the fizzy water right. So again, if it's a new fizzy water, I open it in my tech to use quick open quick close. And I didn't fucking get it in time. And so it's sprayed everywhere. You're micromanaging everything. That Bray asked me to do it. So that was all good. So that was fine. The problem was it went everywhere. And some went on the croissant. And I didn't realize that one croissant got more wet than the other. I didn't fucking know. Yeah, and the thing was, we had one small croissant and one big croissant. I was like, You know what, because I happen. I'm gonna give Bry the big croissant. I didn't do it. Turns out the big croissant was. That was the more wet one. So I look like the fucking asshole. Yeah, so I ate a croissant break. gone upstairs. just cracked it. Is there a bigger picture here?
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Well,
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the bigger picture was we had two croissants. So we
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say beyond the croissant. We have the second one was
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going on. Anyway, we got some email we
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