- January 25, 2019
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
Our Maccas order for Fat Fridays
Christian’s medical advice
Sleeping in the heat
Christian nearly buying a house
Influencers, sponsorships and monetisation
Sauna, spas and holes
Grindr and superfans
Crystals and coins
Christian’s 2019 tour
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It's a daily Talk Show Episode 269
Bailey here it's fat Fridays with Christian how cheap 69 a
picture that right now 69 with three people 962 69
one of us is just there for the support. All right,
clearly what we've noticed Christian because last time you were on we were in your lounge room now you're in our office and we're feeling it so there's there's a bit of a difference but what we found is the video makes us go a bit smarty.
Which then we have you which is
you were telling us about some sort of like, what had gone on on the parking lot or park that you went to? I think there's that we won't go there. Yeah, was it about nice you brought talking?
What do you been up to? And how it's been going on?
Just eating so much food? And usually you do it after an episode?
I mean, like
it's gonna be just good contents. It's gonna be really great tonight. Now I feel like I want to take a nap because it's 39 degrees outside. You've turned off the air conditioner. Yeah, I feel like we
should be fine. Is it?
what do we say? I know.
I didn't get
it now. But why do you What did he say? He said you say professional? I said you are Yes. Yeah. Well, you go ahead. And she was connecting back to the first bit we were talking smarty there is strong where the banter when it's this hot in the cafe there's just most of the conversation was where the banter?
Yeah, cuz sometimes it's feel like when you don't know what to talk about cold weather weather, but yeah, 39 degrees with 46 degrees in Adelaide. Somewhere in male 46 was the highest recorded ever temperature in Adelaide yesterday.
howard stern does that into the mix. I'm like only get away with
it. I had never seen disc discs can do it Josh you're not doing it. When? What have you realized
I ate really fast that 50% of what goes down is
because I do my podcast episode and I I'll eat beforehand and drink and then I'm just like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I don't know whether it's an issue I have or whether I need to slow down. It's definitely just slowing down.
I do the same thing. Do you get Christian? Do you get people commenting and saying, dude,
can you please butt off Mike? Yeah, if you're gonna have to, but just do it off my butt. I love wearing headphones. I just love the sound of a great book by Brian URIs.
It enhances everything. I mean, it's the only time that I'll admit that all the sound of my own voice is when you're listening through headphones and it's like it to me I sound whiny and annoying just with no headphones on but then you hear all the base of your voice and I'm I'm wearing headphones right now.
So I just
hit me vanity is when you don't need to wear headphones. Lately wear them because you just listening to yourself.
Well, the issue is just the sweat. We need to make sure
we're not putting the fucking corner the reason where
to where he's just dripping sweat.
It's perfect. profuse
we need a tea towel.
Some kind of a maybe the microfiber get
one of the T shirts. The blue ones are there. No, no, no. He
was about to get a rag that we've been using to wipe the white board.
We're because I was gonna
it's very true. Well, yeah, I just need to whitelist
update from last episode. Christian you You said you that you're addicted to nose spray. How's it going?
God I actually have an update. Oh, thank god something interesting. Okay, so I
know people tuning out
so I am philosopher. He's been addicted to diamonds have nasal spray.
Is that a brand? Yes. He's got a deal with
It's a crippling condition people
like they laugh at it. It's a really common addiction because you're not supposed to use nasal spray from one right anyway, it was all on the previous episode. Yes. Was that I bought this thing to get me on addicted, which I started it yesterday. And so what you do is it's going to be really important from a bit so
the line at the top here Okay, yeah, there's two lines. Yeah.
Yep, there. Yeah.
There's two lines, man
Yeah. And then you use the spray tool there and then you fill it up with a like a diluted
it's like a nice or
is it like a
neti pot is the neti neti pot? Yeah. Yeah,
what is the neti pot the
water in it?
No, you have to be lukewarm. Yeah, but it hurts. It really hurts. If it's colder.
really bring the mic a little bit closer
to you can't use tap water it will kill you. And it's bacteria in tap water and your sinuses are really sensitive so if you're pouring in tap water noting
Valley night this is not that many things have died from Melvin tap water.
What why they don't because there's bad shit.
Like you're not Island this. You can't give yourself an enema with just tap water. It's really
unhealthy. It probably should steer away from self enemas. Anyway,
what is the main use of an enema?
I heard that I heard a guy talking a scientific man talk about the scientist.
Mr. 97 you know I'm talking about the dude on Rogan's it was talking about enemies and he was saying bullshit him say there is actually no chance you know how they say like Oh look there's a bit of something from you guys. is actually no chance of that.
Oh, that's a caloric irrigation colonic go on it. That was a while that was saying that was his doctor man he was also believes in he thought that he did LSD and thought that because of that he grew an immunity to the sun. So he doesn't get sunburned anymore.
Sometimes you you know you win some you lose some. But yeah, so I just want to explain a neti pot is like this thing with this is basically it looks like a teapot and you stick one bit in your nose and you do that and then it comes out the other side. You know the
water goes in it goes through your sinus. Yeah, it goes bullshit. And then it goes through the top one but then it goes to the other one
Christians is drawing on his face. Like I gotta run. Yeah, sorry, there.
that's good. But the amount of drawing you were doing it's quite your nasal region is actually quite what is the sinuses are quite big
in the cheeks, the sinuses are here and so on, just under your eyes, and then one sort of above the bridge of your nose. So if you've got a really really bad cold, the nose is completely blocked. If you just press rhythmically on the top of your forehead. It's sort of like pulsates the sinus and then
what about just pours out interest. What
about my ears? So one of my easiest
while Christians giving me medical advice,
Know what? So yesterday, it's actually sort of discussing we used our warehouse sitting and we found something in the cupboard for my ear. So I just used to like it. What
do you mean dude, was it definitely for the
prescription now? I don't think it was a prescription but I've had it was very lucky. Sorry day. I don't
know, I had a block to you at a block. And Bray was like looking. And she was like I found some cotton tips for you. Yeah. And so I tried start putting him in. She goes, Oh, there's actually this liquid that I found and it's four years.
Yes. What's the wealth of knowledge? You have Josh
knife. So what I did was I tipped my head and Bry put it into my ear. And I wasn't expecting I don't know what I was expecting. But I freaked I just jumped out of my skin because it like it. You think you're going faster?
I tried it.
I don't know what it is. But so I'm trying to what it's still not good.
I think it's wack.
It was an earwax softener. And I think what you when you put the drops in, it absorbs into the wax and it makes that noise right in your hand. It's really terrible.
You guys used a candle before? Yes. Interesting.
Yeah, I think so.
I believe that what because what happens is you end up with all this earwax, but apparently if you can open the candle there's all just yellow. Interesting.
So he candle bizarre provision, do it by yourself. But if you see light on the side and actually stick this thing, just gently interior and the lat the top of it. And then it's meant to use the Force to draw like the the forest. Fire the fire. The fire is sucking the stuff out of the area of it. Yeah. But, but let's face
it. What's your view on it didn't work?
Wow. I don't think so. Okay.
Today talk show.
We're just getting started. It's the it's it's all about the science.
This is our hottest episode today. This is actually stinking hot.
Yeah. So what's the what's your living arrangement? Like when it comes to air conditioning fans? I have nothing.
I live in an old school 70s apartment.
Again, that's fine. Sorry. It's it.
It's sort of like a note night went to bed. Sorry. But you're the way that I feel like your places, that sort of thing. Yeah, it's
a bit of a knock. So you gotta go underneath. It's sort of weird. Daryl Jackson, for any architect buffs in the 70s designed this apartment building one a lot of awards for it. And it's like a three split level. So you actually enter on like the top floor and even a little entranceway that goes down into the living kitchen. And then you go down into the bedrooms. So yeah, it's it's really cool. And it's really all it feels like you're living in a church because it's got that spray on concrete. That looks like popcorn. And why do
I use that?
It's just a cheap old. Really, I always always would. I feel like it's
my might lose Dave when he leaves in your building. All right. Brett Fitzpatrick, maybe he's not there. And he works at sc and they renovated there. So they had an echo. I'm pretty sure.
I've got nothing.
And they've got all their split systems. They're pouring all of their hot air. To you. I have to have all the
doors open. And so all you can hear is the promoting Christian in bed.
But it's so like, I didn't go to sleep last night till 5:30am. Yeah, because it's really hard to sleep in hot weather. I just couldn't
What do you shut off? You cry?
And you just Yeah, thank you, Brian to turn off.
So I grew up in a house with Mom, Dad, you know, thanks for
so many years. For sure.
Science Guy, the scientist guy, the footy show
always wins that just
just long enough to cover sort of study shows. Yeah. Growing up and mom dad never bought a air conditioner. Until we were about since I was about 1718 is about the labor. And so we grew up nowhere con. And so I like it's in me to go Never living in a house without an echo. It's just like, it's a goal. I want to be the person that isn't worried about having their a cone on our spin the money
that was gonna say then you see the bill?
Yeah, the bill like, this is what brain I always argued about. Because I actually asked a bunch of like, years ago, ask people on Facebook, which is a very trusted source a lot of scientific
self medical issue.
Doesn't it doesn't actually cost that much. It's like,
how much they could like $4 a night.
Sorry. I'm so sorry, everyone, but
I don't know how much you know, conditioning costs. I've never had one. But growing up my father would just absolutely abused me. Anyone who turned the air conditioner about the light
the lights on and the air conditioner on so not knowing that. I assume a conditioning costs an absolute fortune because he would scream at us. We'd be like just like lucky ripping
thousand dollars for this beautiful air conditioning in the whole
home and we couldn't use it. You've got triplet, two triplet brothers.
That's crazy. And what was the sleeping arrangements for you guys? Was it. bunk beds are all.
So we just hadn't one bed and all four of us are in it.
No, wait, I lived in. I lived in a mansion. Oh, and it wasn't until like I moved
that we had to move out. Yeah, straits that I realized. No. We had like a five bedroom home. When
your parents moved to the Blue Mountains.
Yes. The Blue Mountains is a very fancy area. Yeah. I feel like I have like, push wealthy parents. They sold the like the mansion was in Sydney. So they've sold the city whatever. And main I can go.
Castle. paramount. Okay, so generous. No Croydon. No. CBD. Mossman Potts point
is the data. I know that I was writing this 10 which is West ride.
Okay. Right, which is a bit of a whole How do you get a house for under a million bucks these days in Sydney? alone. So you got to know it arrived at a house isn't great places, right?
I was talking to the guys down at the cafe and we're working on the weather. If we don't know I actually literally said we can't talk about the weather because I'm I sweat more when I'm worrying about the weather. Coming in Mr. 97. Gimme gimme daddy's head place and I 70 think it's actually a problem like a penny daddy's head.
If I can see it. It's an uncomfortable.
You wouldn't Debbie's head.
Might your past. He doesn't want his face on. So want to
be associated with this anyway? Yeah, he knows that we're told to
keep this. I'll keep my little rag there. But now we're talking about if we had $20 million, what would do? Yeah. And char our mate was saying that he would buy a mansion. My thought was I'd prefer to have an apartment in Melbourne, an apartment in New York and apartment in London apartment in Tokyo. So they're not great fucking it's not like a 20,000,001. In New York. It's like,
you got no money left after that?
Well, that's what I was saying. That's the one problem. You're actually
in a lot of debt. By then you've leveraged
20 million bucks.
Like I didn't realize in America, you buy a house and they pay like 10% tax every year on the value of the house. So you buy a $20 million mansion. That's $200,000 a year. If you own a house of your own. I were in a really big adult decision two weeks ago, where I found an apartment I really wanted to buy. Yes. And then I feel like such a gangster. So I was like, okay, the apartment. I want to buy it.
So I went in how to look the first time ever are you looking?
Well, are you retired here? Are you legit?
What a tie a tie I kick it someone who's just says I've done it. I've
Actually, I wanted this apartment looking on my domain for a year. And then I saw this one come up. I was like I want to buy at the end of the year, but not I will. I'll go in what was good about it was an article 70s apartment. A lot about
architecture because I feel like you mentioned a lot of No.
I don't even know if that is Darrell Jackson's from 70s. Was it like Is he 70s style? Did you say?
Well, he designed stuff in the 70s late 70s Yes. Oh, yeah.
anyway, scientists guys
Anyway, beautiful 70s apartment. They don't like the block to the whole building. So 12 apartments you had at the mall, put all new fixtures, fittings, done the map. They were incredible. And I was like, right, I want one. So I went in, looked at it. I want it. I went back. I went to my bank. I was like, I need a loan. Yeah. And I don't know how
long it takes to get a home loan. Have you spoken to the bank already and said, Hey, guys, I'm interested. I
got it all. And have you bought? No, no. Because I feel like I'm a real hustler. Because it two days later,
they were like, yep, you're approved. So good. How much effort did you have to put in? Because I'll tell you right now I so I met a mortgage broker who helps people out in this, he said in his firm, all the people who own houses and gotten mortgages through their own company, then did the test again to you know, prepare all the documents. It was a it was a test for the company to see if they would pass it now standards, none of them passed. So none of them legally can afford to have the house that they've got.
So it's like that's why I say how much work did you actually put into the document it's good you're employed like because you're you've got
where we're at?
Because I have like a trust in shit. So I've had to like actively say now that I know it's more than I'm poor than you that the the fact is that you actually when you are self employed you need to start going okay, you can't just be thinking about x y&z like your tax on it. So stuff you need to be like focusing on actual salary because that's what they care
about your tax return from your employer. Lucky that I've got a full time job, and then all my other money.
What do I say weird flicks, bro. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah, yeah, full time employment.
And then one of them. Are you in like, a lot of money from doing my other stuff back? Yeah.
So I think they went
like, yeah, we'll give them a bit of money. So I got the loan and have the full deposit that you needed and shit.
It sounds like something dodgy went on.
like your monthly spending on food.
We just opened up he's over eight
months monthly I spend on every screen. Yeah, put that in.
I guess that's it, then digitas that
was it. That's all you have to do. And then they just look into your account. I don't know who that is. That's my wife
She said, I ordered over eight. Thanks.
She ordered this. She's watching live we get part of
Now she loves you. So she's like maybe trying to get in. Say hi to
Miami. I wish you were here rather than
my God. Like it's like you're not you're wearing pants.
The way that you're like hair is I think that's almost pubic hair.
Well, there is a transition from where your pubic hair is. It's sort of like pubic hair, pubic hair, slightly less pubic hair and getting into normal hair, leg head and light here. Yeah, what is it? What's the hanger? Let's get back to the Sorry.
I'm got my thing went in made enough. I was like, I got this. And there's an auction or what? No, no, no, I got past in an auction. Okay, so I feel like I had an upper hand. And then I put my offering and it was $50,000 listen what they wanted. And then they laughed and said No, thanks. And I was like, oh, and so I didn't actually get it into a solid really disappointing. Ah, no.
Like the market is really shit at the moment.
Yeah. Maybe they're gonna be like, did they put your name down or something and be like, if you're, we're all just clearing ourselves. It's just the
know. So will they keep you on a file or something? So when they decide that they're financially pinched, and they have to do it,
yeah, but I don't think I want to borrow anymore. Why not? And I freaked out. I was like, Oh my god, I might have to move. And I live in like, toilets in South Melbourne where I live. It's like a mansion two bedroom apartment. I was
gonna say I thought you were saying about how many brothels? It's the highest amount of brothels in one suburb South? No, there are
11 one closed opposite me. It's just must be difficult. There are now 10 there are 10 brothels within a 200 meter radius of
exclusively straight brothel low can you go to any brothel and that it's a and they offer gay services? I don't I don't know. I don't think so. He
said he said like a transsexual brothel. Is there no, no,
I think he just I just mean like if you want to go to a brothel,
as a woman to know like a Christian wants to go to a brothel.
I Well, I think there's probably more brothels you know, women servicing men or and so then that's what I'm saying. If a woman went to one of those is it yes or no? Or do you get the
that well this this we asked the big one exam Christian they have no need for Brooklyn primaries literally thinking and then there's like someone is that men go to that's what on Wellington Yes.
Geez. You know, a surprising amount of like, guy, you
know, here he is. He's not curious in that way. But he's very curious about the life that you lay. I like to know yet this this hate
Wellington. I will say,
somehow we started talking about Oh, no, I think I asked you if you kissed a man with
and he said no. And he asked me I said yes, I picked a man on the lips Josh, isn't it? Nothing. Well Josh is never done that. Can you pick it up right now? So sweating? It's
Tuesday. I reckon if we always say surely because it'd be salty. You know, it's like tastes like same
sort of thing to sweat taste like same and
it's, yeah, can do I think sweats a bit more salty. Yeah.
Wow. Sorry. So
And so what does that was the Barefoot investors but he wants everyone to own their own property. Yes. I mean, paying rent is fucking money's dead money. Yeah, I know. He can't
even says it. No. Yeah.
So you're saying I'm not gonna buy a house? Yeah. But you've read the book. Well,
I read the book and I changed I got all my super sorted because that was that was one thing Who's your circle with host plus? I'm with hose now media
JOHN Ward runs that I believe.
From blue helix that never went alone.
Oh, did he did he? Was he in the ads?
I don't think so.
That's why I made the joke. Otherwise, it's not funny. Why did you laugh?
Because I think there is a guy in the ads that looks like
a classic old big old man and so you all look the same
you saw Did you see that with a super in the bank account? I'm like, I'm
this is arrogant. I don't need to use the saving techniques cuz like do you want your money in place with money is just pouring in a cabinet Well, I gave it two more years
and then it's he's the reality of that Josh and I've talks about it and like you know we're paying ourselves a low salary and sort of funding the business and doing all the things we love with the thinking that this is going to be fucking huge guys which is a great I think if you don't have that then you get you've got this is going to be bad. So why would you even start Yeah. Which is did you have that mindset before you like I'm gonna make it right now. I'm feeling pretty shit my bank account looks pretty fucked. But then it all pulls
the effort it's sort of like you do all the work for free and then all that free work you did you suddenly just earning money for it so it's like all the money's coming in but I've put you know, two and a half years or just full time work into it I always had the mindset of this will pay off and you probably I mean if I went another year or so and nothing was happening then you probably be like oh god it's gonna pay
off Are you an exception though? Like because I think the 70 people would have watching right now
and I'm a influences I feel like would still be in like debt and just like always flex like they're buying shit to be able to do posts on Instagram I guess you can audience where
we're talking about the happy side or the outcome that people want but then there is the outcome that people don't
really interesting because like Instagram, when you want to be really famous Sony Instagram now people are pretending they've got sponsorship deals. Yeah, now tag everything and just pretend like it's a sponsored post
by McDonald's, McDonald's underscore a year
yeah. And then so what do you think about that? Um
I shouldn't I do you think I'm was lucky in a way because my podcast earns and I don't earn any revenue from that YouTube earns. It's all right.
Is it AdSense that you might get? Yeah,
yeah. It's It's okay. Facebook, is also what how do you make money through facebook? You can put ads on your Facebook videos
or interest Oh, is that a new thing? Or no,
I think you have to be an influencer
in amount, I think Yeah, once you I don't know how it happens, but then Facebook will just activate the option to it.
And so that that money's All right.
But I get like people you can go for a very long period of time and
not have any.
But I guess it's a everything's gonna be alright. You're making it work. It takes
it's weird because you can do all this stuff. And it only takes one video one piece of content that you did, and it could have been from three years ago, just suddenly explode. And then your YouTube channels up and working.
Yeah, so I just know what the mic I'm a bit flustered. You know, I'm throwing throwing in the towel and I want the towel back. Mr. 97 can we have to sweat coughs blames
me What is 14 what
is went on Millington. So the thing is that, uh,
you into serious strike
you just mentioned back to when I'm
sorry. This is me. Oh, that's right. So saunas. what's the what's the because I don't like the I don't like hate.
Well, okay. So when I loving sauna might be just a blanket term, because you go in there and there's like, spa, spas, showers, holes in the wall. Sex rooms. Like I guess not just a sauna. We're sitting there in sweat like we are now.
And so in the midst of other things. And so what is the what is the protocol of all this other stuff? Do you normally go with friends? Do you're alone? Either? I've been once
Yes, it's it's really awkward. No, I couldn't be naked. I couldn't take someone I know and be like, Hi.
You could have been one of the whole guys.
You go there that's usually the plan.
I'm in the hole in the wall guys. Yeah. And so what's the no but what was the what was the actual
dive deep you inside deep? Inside the whole? What is the know? So? Tell us Is this a do you think you are overly sexual in regards as a gay man? Or do you just communicate it? What like do you think that because that's a lot of stuff like I would go my whole life obviously never doing that sort of stuff. So it's
been really interesting. Yes, I would say I don't know from my perspective, the gays are very sexual. I thought you asked me before like Oh, what's that was like Well, God I feel so sorry for your partner
and I asked what a dream job like a dream job is like licking the ass comet licking the ass?
Yes. Okay when you know after you've had a chance
so so that's the the process so you have you having a lot of me showers Do you have a dad?
Just Just before just before so three rim jobs in one day three hours.
I said don't you feeling uncomfortable?
I am I am it's a lot of
because I've heard you talk about some stuff but I guess you're leading that it's very much you've decided to talk so I will ask questions a very broad yeah
like it's a challenge I tell
you about one Josh Christian Have you been spotted like I can see there but now I'm know who you are
what I want I want years and years ago okay.
And I didn't like going to those places because it's usually just creepy older men. Okay. And you and creepy younger guys.
Yeah. Okay, and there is
that I mean all that is different between you and them. It's just time if you go and as I just I've just kept going on the creepy old man.
That was the grinder back in the day.
So things are changing.
So you're going What is it? What are your rules around people coming into your home? Like so the grind is standing
there honestly, it's anyone just mean a cane? I'm sure I'll thank god
Have you ever fucked up? You ain't gone on I've let someone in who would never let in super fan no David no no no super fan but just sounded like oh this person to be one bit off. Is it like is drugs a big part of the culture? Oh,
there was one time
myth No. No. So I didn't know at the time it was really attractive and
why nobody really Lane? Yes. And you've been up all night?
Yes. A bit like
I went over so well. Do you mind if I smoke
a cigarette inside You know? And he pulls out a little pot and I was like oh
my god it's pretty brazen in like in front of a
brazen or not Billy is a brazen to also just go to a stranger's house definitely fuck
yeah. Comparing brazenness
maybe he was judging you. He's like, fuck this guy judging me.
That's funny that you're pricing to go to someone's house. Because at the moment like I might not packs I don't really do that anymore.
I can't just cuz
I have to be responsible. It's
a brand new he's got with Victoria.
But I have to on grind. And now. I'll get a lot of messages of people saying like, Oh, I love your videos, and my profile and grind. It's really obvious what I'm therefore.
Yes. Yeah. How How do you show that? Well, when we see your profile people, you know,
it's too sleazy. And I'm embarrassed by it. If anyone I know. Sorry. It's just fun question mark. That's, I mean, obviously a fun question about your profile pic. And that bothers me in you know,
you Photoshop this. So you've had to Photoshop the fun text in it.
Okay, now there's a thing that you can type in a title and, like a status. Yeah, I got
my sins taking notes for it.
When I go on a grind.
You can be anonymous on Grindr.
And the people who messaged me, there can be quite attractive. And I have to be because they know who you are. They know who I am. I have I can initiate anything. Because otherwise I'm like a like a I feel like I might be Harvey Weinstein. It might be just saying lovely videos. And that's it. That's all they wanted to say. Yes. But I'm like, my preference is fun. is an eggplant emoji like, I am on here. For these reasons. Play shop. Really? Yes. And so I'm like, okay, are they leading into a conversation where we're going to touch dicks? Or what's the deal here? And so I found it's actually getting more difficult. getting recognized because I don't I don't know what people want. So this is basically message if you find me on Grindr, and you want to get naked to say it.
Because you just say hi. But not in like a not in a filthy way. But could you say, but I, I are you? Do you want to talk? Let's go My God.
No, no, let's finish. I want to hear you're gonna say
do you want? Do you want to talk dirty is what I was going to say? And then say, do you want to have six? Is that the
way what you're saying? towards where we actually need? Do we have permission to go into this space? So how do you feel if you don't sign on grind? So which is the bit I
just don't want to be that like, Oh, I'm a big fan. And then I only thought was like he just he thought I wanted to have sex with everyone.
The actual creepy six Could you just say in the filter like on your that status? But no, just not a fun?
lines in the eggplant? And that's it? Nothing else? Yeah. So open like a safe word. It's like yeah, the safe emoji. That could be tried it rating it through your podcast. What about launch it here?
What about asking people? What would you like to do with me? Show me with emojis. Oh, my gosh, if they do a talking emoji,
you know that they just talk Josh is strategic. I think really, I think your your win rate or your number would go up high. Taking Josh is this. This is turned out.
Please tell me what you want to do.
Is there a difference between this interaction between a man and a woman and a man and a man? Is there a different standard? within within what you've? I just,
I just feel like when you're on Grindr, you're there for one reason, right? Yes. But then some people will see my profile and just say, Trisha is funny. And then
I you like, will I destroy the fans dreams? Having like, yeah, send notes. And be I'm like a really arrogant, creepy person.
Send him a link to that page where you do videos for people.
I'm on that and yeah, so much money. What is it called it? What is it? It's called cameo. It's the most genius app, and it's an American app. And you sign up, you log in your profile, and people can pay, they pay you to record a message for a friend or for themselves. And I give you a little blurb. And
so what's the what's the most interesting one you've done? Like? Who have you seen?
Oh, I did a
baby announcement. So they were like, can you announce the gender and the fact that we're pregnant, and we're going to send this to our family?
That is awesome. And then like a weddings? Congratulations on getting married that they played a wedding. And that's just the typical birthday one.
How do you pick the How do you get paid? Like what's the how do you set the fee? Or do they set the fee? You
can set it so like, Draco from Harry Potter's on it. Interesting. Like
I thought Drake
because for him. I wonder if he's at $500 so it looks cheap. 32nd message 500 bucks. Guess it only takes 30 seconds but
like a striker. And so you getting is you're getting a request to do this. Like Yeah, so I Christian love you.
So I'm at $20. And yeah, I've done event like, probably like three grand from it.
Because I do think I was like oh, you're struggling to find a Christmas present. Why not have Trish
leave a message? Has it been anyone for it's like whatever the message is, it sort of has made you feel bad about charging. So it's like someone's been like, Oh, hey, Christian, can you do one to explain to my girlfriend that we're bankrupt?
I mean, like, I haven't got this but like, I have just been diagnosed with cancer was one if you could leave me miss. You guess catfish awful. You get a lot of that, like all the platforms? Really?
Yeah. How do because I was wondering about that. Like I was thinking about the scale of anything thinking about high mission Andy. And they people have been in car accidents and died while listening to Hamish and Andy.
But don't you think about that, like I was wondering. I was like, Well, actually, no one's died listening. Can I just
say I don't really think anyone's been you. Have you ever been in a car and gone? We just got fucking t boned and died. On the way here drinking my dad and it's happened like this conversation. We're all driving but that's what
scalars that's why I'm my mom's always like don't ever say that. She thinks that you putting it into the world. Also, what's the secret? And she knows about
your tracks? You
I've I know that I know where it's all about
you. Are you a secret guy like it?
Check out his grind.
Now, I feel like crystal meth is like fine. And then when you believe in the power of like, crystals and court you've gone crazy.
It's just a bunch of bullshit. But how did you actually get into crystals?
Well see I got into it because it's currently the in thing at the moment. And when you watch like Vogue do these like apartment tours with like Tommy Hilfiger and all these a fucking they call
it the 72 question. Oh, shit, I hate why they started they they're so contrived, like, Ah, thanks for coming. So what do you like to do on the weekend? I don't know. And then they just and they'd like and then they turn and they do another bit? It's so bad those
72 question videos is where they have to they have a famous person
like 40 something maybe 72 things a lot of Christmas Sure. I haven't sat through
shorts like 71 questions with maybe he just feels like he goes on to our
blue and they're in their apartment which is like 45 million it's the most unreliable horrible thing it's that Yeah, one thing you noticing all of these apartments, massive crystals. So it's like I want to get in on this trend that rich white people are doing and so I've gotten into crystals and I went to Byron Bay that's very hippie and they've got a whole place dedicated to crystals Yeah, and it's our time on now came out haven't picked up on it Josh
actually get imagine they get into that.
I do everything else they absolutely will because at the moment you can only get them in there really expensive so I've had like $400 for like a handful and I just see
cuz I do regret getting them not at all. I bought a coin.
Mr. 97 he just grabbed my coin.
Say these crystals are supposed to be like they heal you they make sure you're like you're either it's just bullshit
This is what I bought this is a more realistic thing to purchase
disgusting the mentor morning was this was cool. You could live
you could leave life right now.
Yeah, it's a coin to remind you that you're going to die
your mom would hate this coin if you told her about it.
I told mom she was like
that seek will because it's the same as the yeah
So you meant to just carry it with you and it's just a constant reminder if it's if it's a walk he says nothing just selling Sager
yeah did you whisper Atlanta enough that everyone can hear it?
How much it is coffee yeah
why would you not lie that never will because
the it was was $29 and then they fuckin
they get with shipping and the
so I've started like I said a lot of merge and like like some someone is watching most popular $70 for this and what I've started doing is the Trish week here so Tricia is the character I play it falls out. So I've started to roll the weekend.
And then I've costed in resin in like in like pendants, and I haven't sold it yet. So shit
is the resident late I can just imagine bubbles and the rest of
the radio is in like a very Have you bought them all at once in a moment. Oh that's nice. So this is legit Josh
is going on.
Where they set
last night one book hitting. I just like I'm saying if people would buy a little locker Patricia
almost looks like pubic hair like it's it's looks fake. Well,
it's it's not it's nylon, whatever it is. Yeah, it's
like fully song inside into your nether regions. Guys. Do you know what's fucked up? Well, I just realized that I'm sweating so much. I've my hands have become what's a cold?
You look like you've been in a spa?
Yeah, I like my my actual my hand.
What is that cold? What does that a prude? Like? What do you
know? It's like,
Oh, no, I've just had gone into the bath for too long. And now I'm all
wrinkled. wrinkly wrinkly. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. I'm all like, wrinkly.
I don't know. I heard that. That was for underwater. Being able to grease anything. That's a radio thing. You probably
didn't hear it.
Literally, I'm getting there too.
it helps you grow thing underwater.
One of my favorite things about being a Patreon on your Patreon or whatever patron at patreon you sent something on that somebody sent some much yeah sent you some clearings the the one thing that I had to get rid of. I think that was the car fragrance because it was giving us asthma.
It's really bad isn't it? smells pretty. I like it, but everyone hates it. It's like a coconut e summer smell. There's no guy love coconut.
thing about I get the coconut but I'm trying to think about the summary smell what is summer smell? Smells like right now. This is the weird part if you have a
fancy candles and you go in there like cold ocean breeze. What the hell an ocean breeze is just like dry salty air. Yeah. And then there's like black mask. What? The names mask? I don't like this. I
really like lowly master mask stinks. Yeah, I love the mask is all
You're like a musty man.
Like this? Yes. Yeah, like bedroom smells a bit musky? what's what's happening with the troll shit I saw on Insta stories.
Can you just can you see? You done?
Yeah, I'm done with that. I just realized like, I don't actually ever get trolled.
Yeah. And then you're fighting someone else's battle. But
I thought I knew what trolling was. And then I'm a friend of mine. I read through her comments, like, whoa, whoa, they're quite severe. And they know so much about him and they watch your stuff. And she was just being trolled really badly and they'll screenshot her lives and put put them on these like bad parenting accounts. And it's, it's really full on
angry. I mean, not that I don't even know anything about what you're saying. But
But say, I don't know any one of those. But I don't know about the situation.
Is there ever a point to sort of like if, like, there's lots and lots of people saying a similar thing. As someone who's got a big following because I don't so I'm not speaking out of you know, experience it. Like, what is there ever a moment you look at all this stuff? Fuck I'm seeing that a lot. if everyone's saying that your account or your account?
Yes. Yeah. So the funny part of it is, is they don't often say the same thing. It's just one person who has a fake account, who just sort of critiques the friend of mine it was just talking about you know how she supposedly really hypocritical and she's doing all these brand deals but a pizza by they've got hammy down shoes and stuff and
family are expensive. Yes, he can fuck off well, then she can fuck off. Like it's it's,
it's like this. I don't want to get into this weird headspace because I got really angry everything you try and justify everything. It's like, Well, clearly the person commenting, like they've got bipolar, and they're in an episode or something's wrong, and you try and justify everything you like, you can't like people defending like, when you were calling out the troll, and what was the sort of the feedback you're getting from people that were like, yeah, we don't tolerate this. But then it's like this, you can't do anything if you try to report it, and it doesn't get deleted. And it's just, it's just easy to ignore it. And then what what I realized is when people say, because I'm not the one getting troll, it was a friend of mine. And when you say just ignore it or delete it, you have to read the comment before you delete it. So it puts you in that really bad headspace. And so I was just trying to get the account blocked and then banned, but then I just set up another fake one. And then they just spew all these hypocritical stuff. And it makes you really angry, but you like and then you're under attack as
well. Then all sudden,
suddenly, I've discovered this website.
I don't know if I want to don't say nine. So it's a website dedicated to just really the whole horrible, and there's all these different threads imagine?
Nice compared to this really. It's literally just bitchy, jealous people. And it's not forgetting about every post, not for chance. Wow, okay, an anonymous, you can be anonymous, and they'll name you. And
I discovered it because I started calling out these trolls, I was suddenly appearing on these raids. And it's just awful. And it's mostly to women, or gay men. Because it's mostly gay men and women who are commenting and being awful trolls. They just I think it just comes from a place of jealousy. The guy we know who he is, this is the bad. We know who the main instigator is. But they're
so good at just how
it was like this. There's about five friends of mine, who I know from Instagram, and they've all said exactly the same thing about one person. And so I've put this together. I'm like, they all know who's trolling than this person hasn't open Facebook page, like they have their own Facebook page. And they say negative things about these women. You're not they don't really go hard on them. Yeah, but they say the same things across on Instagram is their anonymous profile, but they really go them. And then you look at the history of this person. I had to delete their Instagram account. They had like 200,000 followers, and so I think they're jealous. And 200,000 followers, that's a lot. Yeah, so maybe there's a business and being a troll. Lyft there is just before so there were trout, they were really successful on Facebook, and then I don't know what happened. They got better. Their account got blocked and shut down. And then now they're just trolling. I'm just picturing your house, big corkboard string going to this person.
I was I was trying to be really FBI and I was going to get a hacker to go in and see what email accounts will link to the troll account as soon as I found out. As soon as I had that slightest bit of evidence that it was this person. I was just going to ask them. But then I realized that's probably not a great idea.
meeting him with what they do by releasing it. It's like everyone.
Everyone goes sort of bashes down people for doing stuff. And it seems like the jumping on the bandwagon of criticizing someone who's done something wrong. It's almost as bad.
Have you seen Have you read john Robinson's book? So you've been publicly shamed? No, it's very good. Yes. talks about how like everyone, it ends up becoming a stack song where someone does something bad and then everyone else ends up being worse by going after all those people. Yes.
Well, that's the thing. You just end up being the caddy. Also beachy, diva time person for sticking up for
your friends. Were you giving an energy and it keeps the fuel guy
then I'm to Fargo, I watched a there's this big thing with Gordon Ramsay and Sofia Vergara that is resurfaced for Sofia
the one from modern family.
manly while you're doing
and she was being interviewed by Jay Leno. No. And she's very pretty.
She married to Jay. Jay
Jay. Jay Vegas know, in real life.
Yeah, yeah. The
guy from Mad Magic Mike. You're the Big Joe Mangan. Hello. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's Yeah, the hottest couple in the world.
And there's some money.
Yep. Great. Good input.
Gordon Ramsay was making a lot of sexual innuendo toward her. And she was sort of laughing it off.
And someone was like, in the real lives there on the internet on the saying this
on on Jay Leno and with
Jay Leno. And so she's on live TV. And so Gordon has gotten into a bit of trouble for this. And then people
are going blamed it on a spicy curry. Just, I was on edge.
For not saying anything, we're not sticking up for sale. And then other people were saying, Well, if she if she shut him down and left the interview should be a diva. So it didn't matter what she did in any situation. She just was have been criticized. And so ultimately, there was like, well, she did the right thing. You just have to bend over and take it and smile and pretend like it's funny that he said, Oh, I'll put you in my mouth. And
somebody said no, but he was saying it was it was implying some really.
He's using lingo from the kitchen.
Jay, do you think I think Jay Leno was the host? has some responsibility to the to the yes, no, that's
its own difficult, or it's theirs. It's an entertainment show and the energy. Maybe he's going Fuck, if I meet this with this, for him, I've missed, it will then pull apart the show doesn't mean he's, he should have done that he should not have done that. It'd be like if a guy came up to me and sort of started trying to intimidate me. And then I met him with the same level of friction, we will probably punch on. Which if you didn't want it, if he's like calling me you're a little wimp little lambs agree with him. And then yeah, okay. So I get that, but
it doesn't solve the problem. I think that's what they say, who not speaking up in that moment of it
from a power to
change it or it could affect everything
but the power dynamic point of view. If you've got two guests at a house, you're the host, and a guest is being an asshole to the other guest as this Why don't host any events or parties. Because it's your job to then say, hey, john, stopping in fact head
when the when the cameras are on that there's the hot thing, it's not real life, it's fucking TV. Because you if you if I was at home, I'd be like, put your head in my
that's even more of a note. Like if you
see no husband, he's ripped and smashing hitting golden. But isn't.
Isn't the pushback, though. Nowadays, it's like, because they are on TV. They're actually should be held at a higher standard. And so in that regard, that he needs to call it out because otherwise people think it is okay. Because if we just say it's only it's okay to harass people when they're on TV,
if you're a person that thinks it's okay, just because Jay Leno didn't say something, you're a fucking idiot. It's not okay. You can't do that. And that's why so I've seen people that would be fucking idiots and think that's
all think that's funny. Oh, yeah, she's hot. If like, they're the ones that are the problem. Yeah. And so there's a lot of people that would be of the School of thinking of that's not fucking okay. Yeah. And it's, it's so complex. So this is like, do you have you spoken about the Gillette ad?
No. You have you avoided to No, no, I've seen it. I heard it. I heard the audio of it as
well, cuz I was. I was very much like, it doesn't matter that the Gillette ad is jealous. The shaving company released an ad trying to fix up toxic masculinity, which should be teaching kids how to fight and it was basically you know,
saying men need to be accountable for staff and then a lot of people were angry yet them. And I didn't understand why. Why why men getting angry at a brand sort of being preachy. And then I recently watched a video of you had a friendly Jodi's. Yeah,
yeah, I haven't. What is it? A dude from Adelaide, who he's a comedian, but he also does a lot of research is going to team they is very political that's ever to die six, or this is what I've heard you guys six, something going on? Talking about the media company that's publishing it, the reason behind
very young and he he's
your fan of it,
yes or no, no, I go in and out of things that he says he also hates the project. But I like the people I work with the budget. And but he usually watches definitely agree with that I do. But then he did something on the Gillette. And I was like, This is the greatest video. And he was like, because he was saying why men were getting angry about being told and then why women like Well, what's bad about a company saying that we shouldn't be doing this and blah, blah, blah, then he he's he uncovered Gillette have like child labor, and then they don't pay their workers
to make the product, and that he was saying, like, we should be angry at the fact that he's a company cashing in on, you know, a hot button issue when they don't actually pay anyone and
100%. I mean, there's people around the table, not even judging what was in the ad, people around the table at Gillette, the marketing managers get thinking, yes, this is our opportunity to help people know, you're fucking thinking about the bottom line. That's 100%. That is a that is something you are thinking yeah,
that's what the furniture is video sort of proved to me and realize that that undoes everything that they've been trying to do. They're not trying to help and be good, because if they were, they'd fix their own
factory, is it a one step is the marketing bit? Is it like, okay, marketing can only do what marketing does? Could this maybe force them now that they've done that, and this has come in? they've they've set themselves at a higher standard. So now they've allowed people to go in and be like, well, you're actually not doing things ethically, here and here. So now they're in a position publicly where they have to start fixing those things. So is it the first step potentially, for making progress?
I mean, maybe, yes, maybe in the long run, did you
fight with the brothers? We wrestling and stuff now? I know,
God, they were with each other. But I just heat in my room.
Yeah. See, I mean, there's one beating where it's like boys will be boys or something about the kids wrestling around is i i think it's how many of being a child but it's, it's that's the other thing. It's sort of
you said a really good point before, it's like, the ad talks to people who shouldn't be talking to like, everyone knows that you don't go and you you know, rape women, you don't like that's not something that we need to be really taught, I was never sat down and taught that. It's just you just know that you don't do that. But mentally ill person or someone that grows up. We think that's what that's fine to do. won't respond to that. And yes,
I respect your letters. Brian, I'm changing my wise as as as someone who suffers a serious issue and is the person that perpetrates.
Yeah. And I think that also saying to other men that we need to call that behavior out.
I don't know. 100%. I will call it that if I was watching the other day to these young kids. And Jerry. Yeah, I guess that's the danger in doing I was walking past I saw these young kids and I saw this girl work at walking. She was in a skirt. And now we're young, probably like 1617. But they look like trouble. I know, trouble when I said I was probably them. And I was just I was conscious about what they were going to do to her or say to her. And one of them was just like, like doing movies head. They didn't say anything. I was like, fuck if they said anything, I probably would have whistled and gone. If I could.
Not all freezers doubled down your fucking heads, you know? Something like that. Yeah, I will do that. And I think he's that that's calling it out. betting that he's good. But then if I get shanked, because the little rats from the fucking, you know, out of birds.
Yeah. keep you in your wallet. It's pretty small one.
Yeah, it's it's, it's quite nice. It is complex.
Hard work. What do you do? What's on for 2019? What are you excited about? Oh, I've just announced I'm doing a show doing a bunch of shows doing comedy tour. So you did a tour last year was that like, just like a run through type it like what was that like a test show for you?
It was just to see if I could actually do
a live show. And make actually make me can laugh. Yeah, look 40% of the month so that was that was good.
Like 40% Yeah. And you sell it you're not selling it is? No 60% didn't laugh.
Well, I see. I'm seeing the show as this will be the worst show you've ever seen.
Yeah, great. Show.
Um, and so now I'm doing like nine shows around Australia.
the what's the content of the show? I don't even know yet. It's just stories from my life that are planned. Like I'm saying my podcast is completely unplanned. Was there any singing in it?
Trish makes a cameo. She's making cameo. Right? I'm just gonna give some advice.
She's Do you do interaction with people? Like get them out that day? No, that scares me too
Why did the project fucking sweat this much?
Yeah, there's no point like, they have air conditioning, conditioning in the room.
We've got everything we've got.
Except the comfortable. Do we go to exactly an hour?
We had a good time. I have and so the
essentially on the clock and I was like, yeah, I'm just talking out for just just for breakfast. Three hours later, I broke up at lunch off cut out for lunch. I am going to watch the Channel Nine news broadcast tonight.
He he he played a hitch national
relays. Can you tell him that you're on the daily talk show today? Because we want Yeah,
he actually confirmed in the name of his producer who's also assistance also named Peter.
Yes. It's very confusing. Very confusing was a Dr. Peter.
I feel like there was something at night he was like an Order of Australia. There was something at the end of his name. I'm like, Penny hits and it has a legit AI like it's like real, it's paid.
But the nice man of Australia and
so yeah, we were going to get paid on before we before I went overseas, but then we couldn't get in time. So we're
definitely might actually go to Peter.
Yeah. Well, that's all going to that's all going right
now he would he would definitely but I would feel so bad if Pete had to sit here
and deal with
so professionally a con before Peter gets here.
And so the the thing what's the audience like? what's what's the demographic bury their
moms let loose for a night who haven't had wine in a long time. And there's alcohol?
Yeah, so during the show, like you can bring a glass of wine venues.
comics lounge, you know, oh, yeah. They're like 500 500 people. Awesome. That's 1000
really, there's 1000 people in
the one in Melbourne. How many people 500 Can we can do a show backstage just Christians.
Here we should do a video was that you gagging on someone? I'm the most nervous backstage for 45 minutes before the show. I cry and then I don't want to do it. Then as soon as I'm on stage.
That was an invite to actually get you on our show. That was just an invite for us to do a show back there.
On the stage.
Now we should we should do a video. We should do a video. Like a behind this. Yes. I did that video on you. One story up. No.
sweating. It's about basically exactly now.
And we've done it. I've got everything got solid a con. That's the big question.
No, you can be demanding it now. So you got
to get Hurghada? No, actually, I never thought about that. I get you get it on a writer.
Hot naked men.
fizzy and mineral water. Yep.
Yep. Do you like soda drink? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm all about it. Is there different levels of bubbles that you can do on a soda stream? Because I've been getting into fizzy water. Mr. 97 you've got one. Can you have a lot of bubbles? Depends on how you press the bubble will be we went down a rabbit hole yesterday of watching videos of people's soda streams exploding.
You're on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, all that sort of stuff. You got a shed. You're like you're doing it. Yes. weekly video on YouTube video every two days back. It's a lot. Yeah, just youtube.com Josh Christian home.
That's my Yeah,
daily talk show everyone if you want to send us an email. Hi, the daily talk show.com We're here to we're going to go off and I was gonna say have a shower.
What happens at the end?
What do we do at the very end because you suck each other off.
Now what is the very fight like is it
is that? And then what?
Once you've Geez.
Okay, well, some people they can do it multiple times. So it depends on who you are.
And it I'm Dan. I'm not going
All right. Well, if Tommy's done if Tommy's done I guess we're all done today. Talk Show. Have a good one guys.