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It's a daily

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Talk Show Episode 265 Monday 10am in the morning in Melbourne. That's where we are right now

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notice anything different about me? fully shaved? Yeah, get a little little stubble. Yep. When did you do it? Last night? Okay, so what that's like a point five.

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So you know, I was complete that was a blade shave and that's him. No.

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No. Why do you blade show? No.

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If I blade shave, I tend to get a little bit trashy. Yeah, I just stopped that.

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See, I started blade shaving when I was bad. Nine. Not because I wanted facial hair. I didn't have any hair to shave. But I was like, if I shave it will then bring on it I don't know if it works but I'm fact that now.

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I fact my chin royally because I was trying to shave and I sort of misinterpreted how they shave in movies. I did this. Yeah.

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And so I scraped basically blight like sliced my skin. Because I had no I also had no

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facial facial hair. Nothing to get off. Yeah, yeah, it's, I'm not a fan of it. I look about to you look younger. Definitely. If you got the full show. Yeah, if I got rid of these I would look two years ago

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if you were if you were an accountant and if you are like a present if you're a journalist and like on CHANNEL SEVEN or whatever I remember

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think pull downs Lee, who I used to work with, he used to have a beard and then he had to get rid of it. They would always he had to have a full year full show. There's a lot of occupations. I mean, he's a problem with it's not a problem. The day and age we're in it's heaped to have a B but then there's occupations that push against it the dude the Australian TV there's this guy I can't remember his name the finance guy

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the

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finance guy. He's got he wears it Mom told me to pay Did you know that Really? Yeah. So he's it from combat comm bank you've been doing for years and mom used to be like look at the funny name. Commonwealth

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Commonwealth Bank MONEY MONEY Guy TV finance.

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presenter ice is classic

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but he just said I remember like didn't have a bead and then just like is like fuck this I'm going to be this is I'm getting I'm getting a huge bead I think

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it definitely sort of set set it up well

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funny name we will find that we will

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find a photo send us an email if you can remember the guys name and Sandra Sandra Sally if you're if you're listening if you're listening Watching

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Please say she tweeted she

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she

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tweets my tweets loved it. I do get Sandra we need Sandra at the desk Yeah,

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Sandra at the desk

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but when it comes to the shaved stuff I actually we've started happening in Richmond I use someone else's I know you didn't raise a shot know what would it be someone else's riser Would it be

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okay to use the Clippers?

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I don't think so. I mean, as I say that I'm the guy that's shaving my balls with my brothers.

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Have you really

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some troll low just because you like Nate I'm

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sorry. How long ago was this?

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Within six months

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Really? How would you How did you get to you? Brothers shaver in the last year

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I went to my brother's place and use them like it for a barbecue and just thought I'm gonna give a bit of a trim no I just visited

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you stay in the night. I feel like you need to stay the night have permission to use spring just

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say all this shit it makes it makes me think it's fact. But I the other week I'd like I said I used it as a kid. I was like, outdoor, he's got an outdoor PowerPoint that I can get to it. And these go good.

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In fact, I didn't even ask him. us the way so you so you already his house.

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I mean it goes Dave I've got my minute for many years. I've got my mom on the on the bandwagon of shaving my back.

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I me I mean, so you're

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outside though. Yeah,

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outside outdoor PowerPoint. Use it you know, not being drunk leaving hair everywhere inside. And not that time and I didn't use it. I did it in the bathroom at that the other time, where I actually vacuumed and

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fucking grown. very grumpy

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Bray I discovered that I hadn't brought my shaver with with me to the place that we are sitting. And now that we're on camera, five days a week. I need to make sure I keep my neck in order you do. It gets pretty gross.

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I'm about to show you use the dude's so

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I didn't I get so bad. So we went to we were going past a chemist I said to Bray, let's get a new shave. There's this great send off at Gillette to like you know Gillette have the like the normal blade, razors or whatever. They also have like a trimmer that you can buy. You've got that one. Yeah, I use that it's $29. Right. And so I said you know what, fuck it. It's handy to have a couple of them want to fucking not that we're ever going to be living at mom and dad's again. But I just don't want to go back there. Anyway. So I said to Bray or should we go into this chemist and she was like, I was actually going to go to the one up there. But we can go to this one price line to get your shaver went in there. 29 bucks bought it. And then we went next door to chemist warehouse, and they had it on sale for $9 less 20 bucks, price a lot less.

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What would you do? Take it straight back refund. Go there, buy it then go to grilled and buy some chips for nine bucks.

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That's what we didn't do that last bit. But I actually got break. I said, Oh, it's cheaper here. And she goes I'll take it back. Yeah, sorry. We took it back. So my shave if you think about it, like I went to a place in

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LA what's the Where did we eat those donuts? The growth the growth they've got like a farmers market. Yeah. And I got maybe four years ago got a shave and got my hair cut. And it was like over 100 US dollars and the conversion I remember getting the bank statement or whatever looking online I couldn't believe then you get a tip that shit. Yeah,

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of course it's you do doing a dry job. But I'm glad that you didn't use a random person's razor. What

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the hard thing with housesitting is knowing what you can do and what you can't do. Yeah.

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I mean

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if Yeah, I'll give you an example. We've been with house into that this place has sat house at three times before or two times plus this one's right. And they've had they had in the fridge on the first time I went one of those chocolate oranges

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the old school ones that like they're actually in slices. Yes, yes. Yeah, they're old school. I

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isn't a British thing because they've got like sort of a brilliant they

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shouldn't tell me they always came out was it Harry's choco orange milk bonus and real nostalgia

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right there.

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And so anyway, like I hate them. I didn't even like the Yeah, I don't even like orange and chocolate.

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Well, I said to Bry I'm like it's it's there's obviously it's in the fridge. But I'm like that shit has been in there since we were last it can we can I ate and she said no. And that looked at it was like it was used behind January three. Can I ate it? And you still said no. But then she asked if we could eat some of the chocolate because it was a lot of chocolate in the fridge. Yeah. And so I did ate some but Bry was her point was you don't even eat that you've never bought that in your life.

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Why true? I mean, the one thing that you off the hook with his alcohol, because that just could go like how sitting drinking bottles of wine. Yeah, now that's he can't fuck around. But they do have. You've been to this place and they've got San Pellegrino sort of in a wall like they've got a

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shelf a shelf. And I think they actually drink that Sam. What is it just they just show on show where the water can't be on shower. Sam,

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Sam pal fan. I said I sent Joshua a photo of an office that had like a stack of Lacroix inspiration.

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It would be I wonder if it's going to come. Lacroix?

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Yes, it Lacroix's a brand of fizzy water from America. It's

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very hip. You probably didn't realize how hip It was like I introduced you to her. And now you're saying how much of a fucking tryhard I am because you're saying it ever all the tech companies

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well, even post Malone's Nisha new song he is where he says Lacroix and Saudis. We've got a whole heap of emails from the weekend higher the daily talk show.com if you want to send us an email last week, I and I and I can't remember you actually said that. You remember teachers who were those just like

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disgusting perfume? Or you remember one specific one, but I remembered my favorite teacher had a perfume that had the same center is my I think my Ford laser came with a green

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car.

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Yes, the leaf is smelly. And it smelt just like my teacher. It was quite bizarre. And so Samantha, who is a teacher? She sent us an email she said Happy Birthday for the other day. Thanks. 10 one year old one years old. What a year it's been you've been overseas eventually started your own company. And now I know more about YouTube than I do about some of my other friends. That is so fucking true. It's so weird too. Because we don't like when we we talk so it's you and I it's not like there's other people going you're fucked up. I mean, sometimes there is but it doesn't feel like we're It feels like you and I just having a conversation. Yeah. And so when you think about it, people know a lot. Well could you start sort of just keeping these just create a file the Josh top file the Tommy file and you forget

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neither of us

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this is a thing you know that I found outside thing is this. You've got this whole

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you've created all this gear around.

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pedophile Jolie you brought it to the table right? I

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read a file thing was based on a joke that you and you made it. Conspiracy me see I'm saying to remove myself your mate Jimmy, you brought to the table. You thought it was some fun thing that we

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say and

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Yeah, but you do have a foot in. You've got to have you always had a foot in mouth

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issue. Yeah, definitely.

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Just before we get to Sam's email, you were saying that you were trolling one of your mates about being bold. Yeah.

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So his mom and the sister and I said something about him. Like something around? I don't know me about something where the joke ended up being Yeah. And and he and that's why that's why he's on board. And then the mom said, No, the reason he's going bald is because he had came up some shit. I've known him long enough that I've also known that he is pretty much going has been going bald for a very long time.

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I just feel like

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now off the table. I fucked up.

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How am I Jules Lund has done actually no, I think it was Shane Jacobson did it where he was emceeing an event and was talking about a guy who was had lost a heap of white and he was a shame was like being quite complimentary was had looked at it like what are you doing all that sort of thing and then someone afterwards it shine? He's got cancer. So it's not it's probably talking. Talking about cancer, though. I know. It's a horrendous segue. But on during the week when we had to move when we were housesitting, when we were starting all sort of getting the keys. I sort of established that I'd gone in there previously and got the case with them. But I couldn't be fact with the banter. And I felt like the husband of the

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so breeze friends with the lady or whatever, the husband super nice, and he always chat. But human, I feel like we're chatting out of like,

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Andrew was it. I was like,

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You know what, I actually don't need to be involved. So I'm like, you know,

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he's going places to come in place.

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And so he's not here. I was like,

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you know, I'm going to avoid social interaction. Yeah. By being in the car writing my book, which I've nearly finished, by the way. Yeah. And I don't know which one because it's the mark marijuana. It's very good. I did the 21 pages the other day. Anyway. I was sitting in the car I had my window down. I'm reading the book. And I see these neighbors you know, like creating stories. I say these neighbors Am I kind of what's going on here there's a little bit of awkwardness. It's a you're probably in the mid to late 30s and then a lady with what looks like to be her mom. So the lady is probably in her mid to late 30s and her mom who's in her like 70s or 80s or whatever. Anyway, the couple

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says are

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have a good Christmas and then the lady said oh, I other than dad's death and then the lady said I'm so sorry. And then the moment

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it started crying and I'm just like I couldn't be closer. And so I'm just like watching this whole thing.

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And I was like you know what, I should have just fucking gone into this was karma. I'd somehow acknowledged you because that's worse when they know you there if you're just there and you're kind of like what she

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did at the end the the crying lady did at the end because she had to

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walk past and she bumped my mirror and

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just pretending to write I couldn't read obviously because I was panicked. But then they felt like the lady was it felt like she was talking to comfort me more that she's like I you know he he died peacefully

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Yeah, it was like you know even say anything I

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bet it wasn't to me but it was just like it felt like a very loud enough that it was like she's trying to make a mom stop crying Yeah.

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That he's had

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so anyway that's like the you know, I'm not much of a funeral guy.

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If you're a funeral guy, you'll fact that my

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Nana dude is like I'm a funeral guy my mentor Empire realist you aren't a funeral powerlessness all that we say rest their souls rip rip men are in power they fucking loved funerals

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that was there like Hang on. I mean, they're not here to defend them.

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Why do you love a funeral before I get to the end of semantic

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search? They loved the social aspect I think it was time for all their faith yet to

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I don't know your Grandma Grandma psycho yeah well don't fucking loving funerals. It's cold getting together to play some ball because

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the thing is they

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like it so Nana when her funeral they had it was like eight priests all at the front like the back and brought them out from everywhere. But anyway, they I remember a specific moment and then our empower. This is my dad side. When my mom sister died. My Nana and pie went up to the white lady funerals people so none of them are on the other side of the family. They're on my dad's side. Okay, and my mom's sister had passed away so none of them pattern adjust their sort of they're not super close. And they fucking asked the white lady funeral person. Is it okay, if we take some of the sandwiches home? from that side? Right for it?

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That's enough. I mean, when I was when I was a child, I didn't mind the whites because I got food

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manners wake was the best bread you've ever seen. Because they're we're all baking. They all had their old recipes. So it's like, I mean, it's it's such a funny time where you actually can take away not I mean, we were kids if you go to that kind of stuff

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away from a funeral. Right? Spread a bit weed. It may be it may be

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different. I think people get awkward around this stuff.

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But the great

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thing you filmed at Grandma's funeral. Yeah,

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I did the good that I live streamed it. I used up so much data every five but my brother was in North Carolina so

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he could say Well, it wasn't just for red. It is a live stream for each other who was in the country. But

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the thing that dumb bit about it was that I thought the need to

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stream it at the highest quality possible. So every five minutes I got a text message from Telstra saying I'd used a gig of data.

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I wonder if he could get that back. So I think I couldn't your funeral. Yeah, I think 100% support me.

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But anyway, so the Nana and power very much into the spread but the the white lady funeral at person said, Sorry, we normally take that for the family.

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But anyway, they put their foot in it I put my foot in it as everyone can tell Samantha she said in response to your perfume chat the other day where I said that teacher? teachers with stinky perfumes. Old teachers, I'm studying

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Have you ever attracted to any of your teachers?

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Now a lot of my teachers were all drinking that was a deliberate thing. They couldn't have anyone under 25 teaching now. I think it's just my generation. Now there's like young teachers everywhere, like super young, like 2122 year olds. I'm sure the young kids are going she's hot and a few hot shooters. Really what would they teach you how to spell probably how to read how to do math. I had to do all the shit I didn't want to do and she Samantha said I'm still studying teaching at uni. The middle of this he finishes at the middle of the year at uni until the time he's writing Kathleen just came into my mind fact Kathleen I got this but on my placement last year I was asked not to wear strong perfumes as one of the students has allergies and is extremely sensitive to smells. I'm not much of a day to day perfume where I'm anyway, I work at an after school care place. And I do remember having a school and the same is recommended that fuck it is nanny like you can eat no nuts at schools know if I'm if it's gonna, if a kid's gonna die because of it. But have you been giving Bodie egg and peanut butter and shit. So when you have a child there's like a period of time when you get it sort of test a little bit. But he

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meant it. I think the idea of like the government or whatever said you need to give you a kid eggs in the first six months. Yes, yeah. And peanut butter and give him little bits.

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My buddy eight spoonfuls of peanut butter. What does he do now? Like I just remember putting little bits on there because he like literally put it on their lips to see what happens. But he's got no allergies. He just loves food. She said I do remember having a teacher who had the classic old person mothball nursing home smell about it. But she was a young, cool teacher. It was always a hot topic outside the classroom. That is it that mothball fucking smells that you've pulled out your old black blazer? Like Where did

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they come from the mothballs smell?

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whenever they're in the cupboard?

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And that's what I've never understood to wait put them in the cupboard. Yeah.

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You know, young person, if you're a young person that uses mothballs in the cabin, so

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you put them in the cupboard, so that might not

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get to them depends on the type of house.

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So why else would you put them in?

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No, you put him in there for that. But not all houses have that problem. It was like I remember silverfish growing up these little faggots they look like little scorpions are something that like eat through your top monsters would fucking eat your top. I remember being

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so scared of fireflies, fireflies,

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even the ones that sting you at the beach. Now they were there was a tree that we had that had fireflies I don't know if you actually get bitten by one or you just was no but

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Mama's had fun scare the shit out of me bad and I'm sleeping Josh

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he didn't go out as a child.

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What the fuck are you telling him?

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What she was watching CNN at six and realizing how

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fucked up the world was very true.

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I gotta tell you I've got a couple of emails for us as well. One from Dylan I like this one. It says hi there Tommy and Josh My name is Dylan from Toronto Canada. Loving the podcast just finished listening to Episode 264 camels and misunderstood and he says in brackets, which I agree with him. I appreciate his

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camels in Toronto. I couldn't imagine to cold

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camels might thrive I mean hot in the summer

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but the humps

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there's a water and I think that's

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I think that is a myth

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I think definitely killer cannot we're out in the desert and trying to fucking hump just right myth.

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Noble you setting me up water storage. Yeah.

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Is it a myth? A camels hump does not hold water Yes,

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that's a myth it actually stories Noma its doors fat this is the this is in the same areas may bang big bone from my whole life.

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The party where I made the inappropriate joke I learned something another misnomer just quickly. I saw a girl that I went to primary school with haven't seen her in 20 years and she was working on Polaroid working on a campaign with Polaroid don't shake it don't shake them she the Polaroids the bottom are like around the edges is having this chemical reaction you shake it fax it black eyed peas in a

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fact that

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actually came out sorry Polaroid came out with a press release saying do not shake

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cast was the song. outcast. Shake it like a polenta right get outcast and I get that vibe is similar.

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Similar.

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outcast. Like you don't listen to any of that music. Actually, I can imagine you.

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I actually feel I was chasing Black Eyed Peas around Melbourne airport.

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Doesn't mean you like the music.

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used to play Black Eyed Peas a lot at the basketball. Yeah,

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let's get it started. Yeah.

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Gentlemen, welcome to

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the Veneto club. Yeah, that was a good fact.

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I've got a feeling the amount of times I use that illegally in video. Yeah, definitely for the Melbourne International Film Festival red carpet doing crazy zooms and shit which funnily enough that job on the way to the event. I ran out of petrol on city link classy ended up just leaving my current side of the road and getting a taxi and called my dad and said Dad, I've left my car can you sort of that? Did you

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get a ticket on it?

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Anyway, what we got two camels.

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camels in Toronto.

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So Dylan says I want to drop you guys in a note about the squeegees you're looking to producing so what we're trying to get is five of our closest listeners yes are getting and now viewers we have a YouTube channel if you're listening to this you can go to youtube.com forward slash the daily talk show to watch us as well. Anyway, we want to produce squeegee keyring Yeah. Yeah,

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and it's gonna be it's gonna have the daily talk show on them. You brought this up at the beginning of the year. Dylan is talking about this he says these industrial product design student here in Toronto said we do 3d printing here in school for projects and models. I'm well trained in the program solid works 2019 It's good that he's up to date, which is a 3d modeling software to 3d print anything you can create on the computer of certain printers so when I mentioned was I was worried about the granularity of the print and I didn't want us to have to sand paper it too much

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you're saying that with those sandpaper three day prep saying like the it's almost like where it finishes it's like some like string of plastic or whatever. Yeah,

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and then you have to get rid of it. He says certain printers have high quality require less finishing and sanding at the end of the process. However cheaper printers leave a rather undesirable finish. That looks like strings of thin spaghetti stacked on top Yeah, that's what I was thinking I've seen that ship before. We were not going to change burped in the microphone shape. No I haven't eaten anything today. But more when you haven't eaten.

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Anyway he says all the best guys keep it going. You are my real inspiration for 2019 Thank you Good camel banter is into appreciate a man into camel band very quickly. Yeah, one other email from Gemma. Yeah, I had we've had Gemma on the show before Gemma what and I have said I think that she smells like my girlfriend Bry

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Yeah, or just take the bit wit and finish it where I think Gemma smells was gonna live that little little grab.

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And so I

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which is a good thing because you love your girlfriend Bry and that same center is what she was Yes. Okay. And yeah, so yeah, you were saying that you meant you've mentioned that before on the show.

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And so Gemma said

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that she's a mad for fragrances and she actually has a spreadsheet that she's made that has all of her favorite perfumes and she's broke them down to notes so that she could tell where there's overlap and work out the like, favorite now

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it's actually fucking genius. My problem is I couldn't work out what Something smells I don't know how to describe like the smells like perfume. Yeah, I don't know how to articulate that because then you need to associate like it's very specific because if she can work out the code of her sniff

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sandalwood is like a popular word that's used instead of the base friends of mine did a video for a company that went like there were publicly listed and they bought a bunch of shares because I thought this is going to be the next big thing. Yes fuckin went down when classic

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anyway story.

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So anyone who's wanting to know Gemma was probably wearing Lola bow. Yeah. Which is what right away? Yeah, lava. So what was the thinking of doing is? I said to Gemma, let's start a spreadsheet of guests. And that could just be a question we asked what perfume are you wearing? Yeah,

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Tim Ferriss question.

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He's a little bit Tim Ferriss but slightly tweaked. Not sure where it's going. And he would do it while drunk as well. Yeah.

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What else would you do on the weekend? I went to that party, which was cool. Because it was it's the first party I went to sober sober. Yeah. Well, no, not ever. But first for 2019 because I hadn't I haven't I'm not drinking for 2019. Well, we just had a slight fuck up our first fuck up. So that just interrupted by story where all I was basically saying was, I've become a fat

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reason. The fact that by the way, we're using we're currently using a temporary solution, which is my one day x. Yeah.

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Which a DSL, DSL. Ah, and I believe you know why they have limitations on the video camera. Yeah. Yeah. So you can't film video for longer than 30 minutes on the slide, isn't it? Because for tax purposes, they can't say it's a video camera. Because they get taxed higher.

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I just actually, I went for you then. Did you? That was weird. Like, I heard that you were struggling. And I thought that may not

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all right. First, first technical Fuck, I bet we've survived that know, me going to parties without drinking. My immediate thing is, and this is like, it's maybe like an addict. I mean, I'm not really an addict, but it's like, I'm looking for satisfaction somewhere else and I'll find it in the sugar. And so those donuts and just this table of lollies and shit. And I was just like,

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yes.

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Cuz you doing Jim, do you think that you'd like to a little bit nice. I like our This is cheap. Oh, yes. A weekend? I Yeah,

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I am. I smashed it on Sunday, too. So I'm so good. Now, right?

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today talk show. Hi, the daily talk show.com if you want to send us an email. Remember, there is the YouTube channel. Now you can watch it

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youtube.com comes out

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the daily talk show it comes out the exact same time as the audio, which is good.

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Or if it's 10 years ago, you probably still watching it. Do you take them down? If like, if you have a like if you break up with a girlfriend, and you've still got photos and you go through and do the old delete every photo of them, how many times have you done that?

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And the couple of times I mean do it it's not I think it's something you do at the very start of a relationship to make sure like there is different and if you ended a relationship would you be like now had a bad day

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now? I always felt that was slightly.

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I'm removing you from my life.

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Instead it's more of a Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I'm gonna have shit anymore.

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I don't plan on getting divorced. Yeah,

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that's good. But I mean, like, it's I feel like with the Google Photos and Apple's cloud, you can actually find people's faces quite easily. Yeah, so you could just do a big bulk

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Yeah, say I'm having to keep it all.

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It's like the Instagram ones where you go back through once you're married or it's like there's no racing there's no racing Bry yeah from my now Yeah, this is signed with me like once you've gone through a marriage probably harder to do the right Yeah definitely. I probably just

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I plan on the right but i will be around these audio in this video should be around for very fucking Yeah,

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it's true.

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The talk show. Have a good one guys. Hey, guys.