#242 – Bogan Banter/
- December 19, 2018
The Daily Talk Show — Wednesday December 19 (Ep 242) – Josh Janssen & Tommy Jackett
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, Tommy overhead an interesting convo at the local cafe, receiving a lotto ticket as a gift and we deep dive on Bogans.
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I'm caffeinated up. Where does
he go? Have you had another coffee? Yeah,
I had a I had a
black swan order. Which was
this cafe. Just Just the nasty stuff that the instant stuff. It looks look at it the color that smell it looks Yak that gets the job done.
It smells okay. Man also a bit like a plane you know, I get always love the smell of sort of dirty coffee and applying Yeah, I
I've got a problem with not not being able to say no. To drinks on a plane and the food. I always want the coffee. I had some of the worst coffee on some of those international flights. Those really cheap ones. Yeah. Oh, just it is legit swamp water.
I actually had a kid sitting next to me on a flight. And she got like a drink. I can juice or whatever. Apple juice. Yeah. And she just wasn't drinking. It was just there. And she ended up like a much knock that on me and I'm really pissed. She ended up knocking it over on to mom instead. Well, good. But don't you think like as a parent, do you think there's probably like, what is the rules? Should you just say, look, you can't have a drink unless you can drink it straight away.
The thing is you there's lapse of judgment. Bodie. So for instance, Bodie likes to drink from a cup. And he's good at it. Two hands, please. Two hands. And he uses to to his little hands is drinking his watery smoothie. And he's good at what's in a smoothie. I have that banana smoothie in the morning. Once it presses the button, make sure whizzes around and then gets his bid but loves it. The reality is he's also dropped a glass glass on the ground and smashed
you give him the last night. Yeah, we dance with the devil. We have fucking plastic cups, we get you go down to move a plastic. On today's show, I'm
sure. But the other thing that parents will know is that they always want what you've got. And we've got the blue cap, which is a glass. And so they get he wants the blue glass. Sometimes he's like, No, I don't want to drink from Mike. You know, not saying that because he can't talk about that. But he's just demanding the same cap that you have. What are some things that only adults get?
Magnum ice creams was one for me.
Well, so kids, there's a rule.
What was the we've spoke about this? Probably in the first 10 episodes. What is the cheap Magnum? It's not a heaven. It was like shaping that it's got like a hedge in the name. Maybe not.
It was a bunch of like calls do a home brand. Heaven is one isn't this
one heaven was actually really good because I haven't had like the chocolate in the middle like a fudge stick to like be on the stick. Yeah.
There's so many brands now. But yeah, I never really had I can't remember what it was other than alcohol. Good. Anyway, you know, I've am you know, I like to listen in on conversations when I'm at coffee shops. If I'm there by myself, you know, and I think people like to if they're around a group of people or workmates like to tell a good story. And is it and and the problem is I get sucked in so I just start listening with an ear while I'm looking down at my laptop. What a great story. It's this is one that could be a movie okay. This this dude was telling it one of his my cafe
I think I'll just
say it I don't want to say because I don't want to the story. Yeah, getting back
you can probably Hollywood in
in Collingwood on Easy Street was the cafe
underneath our office. Yes.
And I hadn't seen these guys in there before. They Yeah, they seemed powerful. seemed like they were from quite a large company. So they might have been just, you know, passing by.
Was this a few was this like a way here? week and a half ago? Was it the guy who was like saying this is how it it like there was one I was listening to a conversation and we may have been in this on the same might have been the same day. Yeah. But just listening to this guy. He was like, Man, it's amazing. I got the sense this guy had power. I was like,
I know the guy talking.
I recognize in that moment, the bullshit that people put up with when it's the boss like, he's like not this is how you need to do it. Yeah. In bloody he's mentioning other countries. We did it like this, this and this. Didn't work does a bit of slightly racist staff. Everyone sort of just like nodding and being polite. Yeah.
Wasn't that guy. I don't think it was that guy. I think I know who that guy is. So you say we both do it. And here's a telltale sign. If you are telling a story, and you look around, and there's a couple together, that aren't doing anything, and not talking to each other that kind of does, like clearly just all the attention all the focus is on the ears being able to function well enough to listen to your story. This guy said that he's made bought a property that was within Melbourne, sort of on the outskirts, it was occupied, which this happens a lot overseas like outside London, within England, like the Parky's like the the gypsies if they like just find land, they sort of like make it the community. And then like squatters type of it's basically squatters. Yeah. So this guy said that he full like am caravan was on the property. And these dudes who were angry, he called them psychos. They wouldn't get off. And he's tried to police. The police couldn't do anything. These dudes are just brutal. And what it turned out that this guy said that he found out some info about the dudes on the property, and that they just done jail. One of them just got out of jail. And it's like, you don't fuck with them. So when he's this guy's got his own property that he can't get these people off and the police won't even get them off.
Actually should shouldn't. Even it's hard. I mean, then they have to why you can't have a caravan. What they're doing is illegal, isn't it?
I think it is. Yeah, definitely. It's not their property. The guy bought it. But I don't know the full detail. And I kind of it was noisy when I was in the cafe. But they said that one of the guys hacked into the he started he got into some kind of land ownership document and got his name onto it. He changed some details on it. That was one thing but maybe this is happening. I mean, it's like yeah, there's there's squatters law but I didn't think that's right. Maybe they were on it before he bought it. Maybe that's what happened. But how fact that by basically, the dude was too scared to do anything to these people because they're psychos were police on to them. He said it was out towards the airport. Okay. So you get that's the thing, right? It's like, police can do a lot. But you also, I remember growing up as a kid, there was some dudes that you wouldn't want to fuck with. And, sure, you could probably beat them up one on one. But if you beat them out one on one, they've got a bunch of mates that will get together and they will. They're relentless. It's like, I'm more scared of someone who's bit more of a psychopath. Yeah. And someone who's just a bit muscly. And is, you know, not really care. People are crazy, crazy people
I saw on online there was I was gonna say on Twitter, but I wasn't on Twitter. I was on. I wasn't logged into Twitter, because I'm off social media. But I landed on the Twitter video, Twitter video, I
can look at Twitter without being logged in.
And that's what I've been doing. I've been having like some selected bits that I'll go in like going to a search, which is the daily talk show to say if anyone's tweeting us just I'm across it.
What's how you found that? Which we never talked about that super lovely blog post that was Yeah, like,
guy in hundreds of words. Yeah, a guy in Canada, which I shouldn't about the daily talk show. Should we write back to him? I guess we just totally I didn't write back yet. Because I was trying to work out what you know, when some one does something so nice. How about these
got a call from breeze boss got a call from one of her colleagues said, Hi, I'm out. I'm not going to be able to come in today. Because my sister has just bought me a brand new car. Wow. And I'm in shock.
Okay, that's it.
I mean, she did get a means to get to work. She isn't. Could you imagine that just getting and it was like I was I was sort of remembering describe the car and it was like a new was like a good car. Yeah.
It's such a I just feel like it's such a funny thing to happen.
All I can hear is barefoot in the background. That's financial chart. That's financial abuse that financial child financial, which he says about parents who buy their kids their first car,
what would you based on the if you were super rich, I feel like everyone's had the super rich thought in their head of when I'm rich. I'm going to buy this person this this person that
we talked about last night. So mom and dad because we're heading up to Sydney this weekend. Christmas in Sydney, which you'll be coming up for.
We've got Matt Dave Ella on the show.
So next week Josh is coming up to Sydney that's a that's another conversation Christmas
Day will be the
episode with Dave our show we we saw him dead for the last time for the year offer year. Oh, no actually will be back before the end of the year. So So the last time before we we don't spend Christmas Day with them. Yeah. And Mom said I see present hands over and an envelope envelope and says you know, Merry Christmas. And if you win, give us million bucks,
please. I thought it was gonna be a voucher to the pizza shop that does the wrong way.
So she bought me and I one of the tickets for like the it's in Australia. It's the 29th of December The 30th is like these fucking mega draw. It's I mean, 3030 million. It's quite a big one. There's bigger ones, but every year they do the same one. And so but also the conversation which when you when you have, I'm sure you've had it. If you've ever had a Tesla ticket, you've bought it with someone or with your family been gifted it? What What would you do with it? And we said 30 million bucks. I think it would be fair to give a million bucks to each one within our immediate families. So Amy, sister and brother and mom, million bucks. Ah, my mom and dad, my brother and my two brothers million bucks age. You still left with a lot of money. Yeah, which is pretty good. I mean, I've also gone down the rabbit hole as
well because of what I'm about big media company so you've got 30 mil
we would not be we would be traveling would be making video so what do you
buy space for us? So what sort of commitment that you're making to the business so you
keep doing the business? I just would shift will just be making documents? bit. I wouldn't I don't know if I'd even need I mean it. Yes, I would buy I'd pay for Manchester. I'll probably give you a million bucks. That's what you want. Josh, you've just got a million bucks. I've said it on records. That's probably legal now that's as good as me getting my own ticket now. Yeah, and so I want 30 million bucks and I've given away
So does that mean if just just in case something happens and you want 15 million say like it split
15 million would you would you give me half a million? Yeah, it doesn't
work. I'm sure there's probably diminishing returns. Yeah, what's that? I wonder what the percentage would work. So 30 mil, you're saying a mil? So that means
you had 1 million by the end if
you want 300 if you won three No, we don't do mess on the show. Because it factor $300,000 Okay, so yeah,
think of it, so if you want 300,000 would you give all of your family members including may 10 grand age now I couldn't I think I would
do something really nice. Some big thing like I know like imagine this a family trip we spend 10 carry going you're not in my family dog. You're my business family. But my real family 10 k family holiday for my brothers
with the fuck yo I
don't know. We'll just do something secret agent. I mean, we could spend 10 K so easily flying to bar and getting
food like food transfers everything if you're spending 10 grand though it's not it's it will get you there probably the accommodation and then you're gonna
you could do something nice. That's like yeah, here's the thing. So Has it ever happened to you? Have you ever had someone when begging give you a little bit of coin? I've never got I've got an ever got a bunch of corner my mom's friend one tats lado and she came over That's right. Yeah. And it was I have a look at this. What he showed me if I can check for and then she moves her hand and it's a little test Auto man you know do the head on Yeah, that's smart dude who's keeping all the cash himself? Yeah,
monopoly don't feel like
I'm the fat conductor. Anyway, she won it Grand i think it was which was pretty fucking cool.
She's are happy because Christian home who have had on the show he won a bunch of cash I think about 10 grand grand Yeah, yeah, I mean
it's still like I don't know how much he giving away if I'd go to 10 grand job now that all went to my pocket? No chance I'm giving it away to pay what do you think there's something Bogan about lot owes hundred percent there Seth Godin talks about the chances of winning lotto when you look at the chance of winning a lot it's up there it's down there are up there whatever way of becoming a fucking pop star famous pop by the chance of actually become a famous pops out it's probably the same as the water
like it's so so that they caught you know we say What if you were to describe Bogan What are they? mouth don't have a mallet.
I talk about my sunlight
got a mullet maybe they just
describe a boat people playing at home yeah i mean
i this is the problem we could offend some people that's okay.
You You would think about I get excited about your ass
about your mom now you describing your mouth for me I don't know a flat out Bogan I feel like a Bogan to me is someone so strapped into the matrix? That they don't know. So the matrix is all these people in this world that's actually been decided for us judges you're
so timely that okay the matrix
no it's got nothing to do take the matrix I feel like oh for a second
organs and in light it I think I have seen they are reactive to I want the boat you know I work nine to five and I live for the weekend. Maybe that's maybe not I think Bowden's describe life based on the matrix and you do a lot. Now right back off. Bogan someone who hasn't seen the matrix?
Absolutely not. The Bogan is someone who watches the matrix every week.
You okay? Let me just let's start here because then we can work backwards to our definitions. This is according to Wikipedia,
Wikipedia, not even dictionary not
all we get I should pull out the urban one. Good the everyone's heated. So Bogan, is an Australian and New Zealand slang for a person whose speech clothing attitude and behavior and because are considered and refined, unrefined or unsophisticated. depending on the context, the term can be
pejorative, or self deprecating. pejorative, spelling first Hey, a j. o r i, t. IV.
Jimmy wants if you've used that in some of your copywriting, be impressed. I've never seen that ever.
They want to bring back Word of the Day copy and paste it Yeah,
I want to also give the the meaning based on urban dictionary which is like the stupid funny dictionary.
Written by Bogan the majority of the species hideously repugnant
and unintelligent, and yet, they managed to breed in if in ever increasing numbers and populate an area known as the absolute waste.
Well, no, no. Se is where I grew up. A lot of it
is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby. their habitat consists of a weather board or brick vineyard dwelling, and is characterized by an early Model Model Holden or forward in the driveway, surrounded by a group of miles discussing why they're cabbies, and the results of last night's fully The Female of the Species while smaller in stature is far more loud and aggressive than the male while the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males or congregate with other male the female spend most of their time in the supermarket and shopping malls I've been using a shrill high pitch call to discipline their children and contact other female we walked
we actually walked past a Bogan before though it
was a mile leading the front so he's Tommy's Tommy's walking in front. I'm walking in for
swagger, this Bogan this. How would you describe her? Let's call this cool. Tracy. Tracy. Okay, so she's walking behind, right?
She's walking. She's overweight. She got tats on her fat Bogan as what would call in Australia maybe. So anyway, tries Come on. So Tracy was walking behind.
Let's see Tara Tyrone. And she just walked past it. She said, this is as we're walking past Yes.
Did you fucking fast
now? start with something stinks.
And what she was referring to was there was some drying or so it's like the underneath of a pub with a sin the kegs down into it's like stinks down there. It's bit yeah, it's a smell. Corner. Easy straight. And Smith straight. It's
back. So the thing with it so what I was gonna say tomato, I think my parents
my dad has been getting a tax lotto ticket every week for
30 years. My mom my mom, too, is the thing i don't think i think my mom and dad and your mom dad probably can afford it. they've raised three good children. And they own a house and all this stuff. The realities when I remember living Shepherd, you know in a little town called Chiera. One of the best vanilla slices known demand into JIRA from the hot bread bakery. lovely family that on that. Anyway, I was in at the news agents. And there's this guy that it was Thursday, dole money's come through, which is Thursday, and he's spending it all and he is literally like he spent $150 on tickets.
I remember having getting right into the scratches when I was a kid I mom would buy them and the thing is they get you because they give you little rewards in the dollar. Yeah,
so it's a it's $1 ticket. You make your money back. Yeah.
Um, do you want me to do the word of the day? Yeah.
pejorative expressing contempt or disapproval.
It's too big for my Bry
that's good. Yeah, the so we're used to if you listen back to the daily talk show early reps. We used to have a segment called Word of the Day. Yeah.
Do you think we have a came close to formulating a description of bargains? Yeah, absolutely. The melody is pretty
fit. It's a bit like red Nicki. It's slightly racist. rednecks tend to be racist by nature. Nature, I think maybe in the wild. But I think there is also pushback in the hipster stuff like people the pushing back on Bogan, if you put if you say someone's Bogan art sort of thing. A lot of people I think nowadays will think that you're a bit of a yuppie or a bit of a hipster who thinks they're too good for everyone.
I've definitely got some bug in me. Yeah. And I think you do to you were taking off my accent. And I said, Why In fact, you always take off my like everything I say. I think it I think it's a result of just hanging around that one person so often that you just can find any little fucking thing to pull them up on and so you make fun of how is it do my voice? You just have just a it's like say if I say something that has a bit more of us. And I I don't even think I do this
I don't think I speak
like that. But it's also maybe like you're a rounder
Yeah, so you saying I maybe because I grew up in Brighton. That I have rotten rotten
like that. But I think that that's the way that people say rotten rotten grass and there's elements that just turn around the roundabout.
I had this in English. I don't think I fit there. Maybe it's like I've got just have a little coming in and out. Yeah, and then you
know, I've been I've got mine I'm
you know, I'm real rz or something like that from the burbs? I think there definitely is a bit of that. But I think we've all got the bug in in this. Yeah.
I just I think that there's something Bogan about getting angry at things really like road rage. There's something really Bogan about road rage,
I think it's tapped into the matrix. You have no perspective on reality that maybe it's just like, it's not happening
properly. Do you think it's Bogan? I get upset when my glasses are dirty. It who's who was a bug and I get real angry.
Who embodied a Bogan,
you're going to get us in trouble. No, no, no,
no, you were no, no, I didn't know them. We just saw them. So we were sitting at Josh and I was sitting in a cafe in Elwood and there was this dude who's looked, he was like, he's trying to fix a drill. And he was just, he was in he's tried the entire it just been smoking a dowry, and then he's project room room room. And he just keeps getting angrier and angrier. And then he say he pulled out of his got in the car drove off to try and get another park somewhere. And next minute, we look over at the same Dude, what did we call him? Angry? recording something? Yeah, we gave him anything.
But he's having a blow up with this woman. Yeah, who was probably just trying to pack and he's fighting for and he's
in like the work you'd seen a branded boycott. So something very Bogan in Australia, we dropped drive on the left hand side. Yeah. Something very Bogan is zooming on the right hand side and especially if you're in a huge and you flashing lights, or fuckin What is it called when you get real close to songs by title guy
is so bold, and
so we're kind of like looking this guy. In fact, he's angry. Then he came back and he was talking to his boss, because his boss witnessed the whole thing. And it was nothing to do with him. It was not his fault. He's kicking.
You know, like, he's just angry. And then we walked to the 711.
Looking in the bin, and he's obviously dropped something into the bin. And I'm like, Oh, he's tired. Whatever. Angry Tony was only we walked out.
But it wasn't even like he had some form of disorder. It was Bogan
it was it was
angry. Yes. The world was pissing him off time. And he wasn't up for it. And he walks out with a coffee. Not even a $1 711
coffee. It was a $1 Coffee is very Bogan. Yeah,
but I think there's it what's more burger is ice break coffee. Yeah, double shot. Yeah. And that's what he had. And he got a
package. He's big games Bogan Yeah, yeah, I mean, I three other things that are Bogan three other things that are bigger.
We can just repeat what I said. Try the attire on the weekends. Yeah, that's pretty pretty bargain. Single 10 is pretty Australian bug. But I've been I've been a trade he and I and have you been a trading? Yeah, I was a landscape landscape. Did you ever really feel like you're trading though?
It was my exit plan out of school. So I committed my
dad but that's an old youth in Australia. That's the only you really have isn't it? If you go to like there was a program called connections in school. That was a cow. Yeah, the cow a cow. So the cow is essentially like that. If you rather than doing VC which is like the Victorian Certificate of Education you can do this what is it Victorian it's I basically you're out of school. Yeah, basically it's a good thing by the government to go You just can't drop out it's not legal for you to just fucking pull the back Oh, no, I did for like two months. And then I got out of a cow. Next level.
Well, I know I left school.
I don't ever remember. So you have to do v Cal for a certain period of time and then they
let us know because if you leave to get an apprenticeship, so I was like year left to get an apprenticeship.
With your dad. Yeah,
with my dad. So he got me on.
Was it a bit of a joke apprenticeship or it's like, Look, I'm going to sign these papers for you.
Now it was never talk like that. Because it's in fairness. I probably watched it my all my time. Because we have you know, we employ ourselves and we know what it's like to get contract, isn't it? There's a lot of rigmarole.
Did he have any employees or was Hey, I had a bunch I had employees five at one point yeah, he had a couple of dollars doing it. And what were you doing when you you just food your apprentices at landscape? You're shoveling you're doing barrows? You'd last a day? It's so hard What were you What were you like in those circumstances? Did you get along with your dad when you're working? Yeah, yeah,
I think what I actually found had in hindsight is being so losing any kind of input so you are a worker so you don't have any control or you know, creative input to how the gardens being put together which I didn't want but what I realized now of being a creative is actually what I love and where I thrive is being able to craft it not just bring the soil and dump it down it'd be the quickest ass just dropping a color grade on to fucking footage where you're you're wanting said Why are you putting the daisies there and I didn't even want that then but what I realized back is it was so unfulfilling for me. For one it was just you know work my dad loves it he's a nerd He's a fucking plant no knows all the planets he's like one of those apps you look at it you scan the plant and tells you what to do like native
plants loves it all
he studies it I remember as a kid watching him like he just reading books about it loves loves getting up to scratch and so it's it's actually a passion I left and didn't personal training which was more aligned with personal training. Now you will miss session
Yeah, there was a bunch of bargains in my class. Why what attracts
bargains to pay it because there are really great pts as well. You got like the Craig Harper at the pinnacle, not that he does retaining more, but then it sort of goes down to like to exercise scientists people who are really into the body and also think easy stuff. Maybe
it's the age like it's not hard to be paid to do a weight course. But it's why most of the bones I did it without doing it anymore, but they're lovely people so what I was trying to get at with that working for dad was being a Friday. I was I was you slip into Bogan like I think it's the people you're around Yeah, we did smoke Oh, what would you toast the sandwiches would actually have the toasted sandwich Micah so bring just like real yes awesome. So you might just put the tomato in a separate bit but you'd have the cheese you bread ham or put together rid of fact wax straight in with a bit of butter. And but it is a perfect example. I went to school with a kid from a wealthy family not a bargain. He now owns a farm running cattle and somewhere open no it's not open source I was with him over the weekend. And he's accent oh wow it's like he's been it's like he's been on a remote island with a bunch of other bargains and he's caught the bug and cuz country
doesn't equal Bogan doesn't regional or do you think that there's a correlation
not know I there is some trendy people from living in a place like sugar
roof it is not a bogus hundred percent not a bargain
well i think it's a part of the surroundings I think you could classify with that so if we take
Can you know the bug and
if we take the negative out of the bargain so we're not actually saying their fuck with their angry it's like no they just the more quintessential Australian the actions of
my life and so just to push back on a lot of people like Scott pipe I think sees me as a bit of a hipster fuck where like when? Because I don't know anything. He's closer to Bogan in some regards. Well the non negative Australia and I grew up you know in one place that's the hottest town in Victoria. You lived in bendy go so like has the Australian flag in his office. That's pretty uncommon to have like you think about the US the American flags everywhere. Why is it Do you think that patriotism is is celebrated
in the US? Yeah,
so sorry, little bit Bogan, if if it's in Australia, yeah,
so what I look at is Casey, nice dad. Going through the harbor, big YouTuber, on a whiteboard, holding a big American flag. So you do that? It's not Bogan for the Americans. It's patriotism. It's fucking great. You love your country. You do that in Sydney Harbour. You're like, bro, pull your fucking head in your Bogan. Isn't it funny you because then I think that. So what I was getting back to like out, you know, you're referring to Rupert, that this is Australia. And I could be mistaken as Bogan like, the negative connotation of Bogan. Yeah,
I know that. But I think there's probably a differentiating factor between. and there might be a risk in associating Bogan with these regional qualities, because I think that there's probably a little bit of overlap. I also don't think Scott's that boat like he's not Bogan, he said, like, refined in a lot of ways. He's a writer. He does all that sort of thing. But there's certain characteristics that Bogan people would do, which can also be done by people in the country. I'm happy to say I'm part Bogan. Now I am to you. That's why I think the thing is maybe the pushback people have is that I push my Bogan ism away. Yeah. I don't necessarily. I don't lead with my Bogan. But then I feel like it moments like a Hey, like, so. You know, I grew up in in devil hills next to dandy gnome, and I'm still in me.
It's like the rapper who was from the hood, who now lives in Beverly Hills. Don't worry, guys, always a gang banger one day people think I'm Jay Z. Maybe
Bogan deep dive, wasn't it? I enjoyed that. There's a
bug me, too. Two things. Yeah. The ham What's going on? Yeah.
To be honest, forgot.
Need to deliver it on Friday. Yeah, two days. That's far. It's it's being delivered. So button you have an update tomorrow? With exactly how we're doing it. Yeah. Because I don't know. Rob Ward's movements, guessing he's still going to be around. Yeah. Do we need that delivered by Friday? Seth Godin. Yeah.
And I worry because you're you're a guy that likes to vocalize he says to
my back in church and through it getting really close. I'm nothing church and
you just called Jimmy conspiracy Jimmy a burger. He says church and maybe a Bogan nicknames everything. So Hi, I'm Josh. J. Boy. How am I? Yeah. Tommy
Thai. There's definitely I think we are all it'd be great to find a Bogan expert. Yeah, we should try and find that So anyway,
because there it's almost like mockery, these fucking definitely
not taking it seriously. Yeah,
and we take it seriously here. Right.
So the this is marketing book that I am writing. We are That's right. What's today Wednesday. Today is Wednesday. I'm going to have the website already up for it will sort that out for for before the end of the week.
But you'll be able to Mr. 97 if you're listening Yeah, we'll be able to be
so current bids at $500 for the entire beat book. Sorry, hand written by me. Yes. I'm only I'm embarrassed to say I'm only page 15. Why? Because you're pretty certain on doing yeah or no. So I this is my problem. And this happened to me in school. I started saying I know I said an hour a night. But it's gonna take me 30 hours to do all on. So if I just do the last 10 days, I do three hours a day. Yeah. This is my problem. So anyway, I need to just get into the writing.
How was a day three hours a day three hours a day? We just took out a work cover policy. If it weren't client you can fucking pull it climb up pull over wide discs. writing this Tommy torturing me. You're a director to
now You told me to do it. It's a real bargain.
One thing that is bargain combo work.
So people who like obviously obviously if you hurt yourself that is there's a fear you. You
bug in the insurance fraud.
What do you mean? You just have to just take out the insurance. Yeah,
and then crush it crush a cat full cup.
Full call or drive the cast right into a treat. I know a guy did that drove it
into a tree? Yeah,
it was brought on in fucking money. I
know someone who their car was apparently stolen. And they found the engine in a hole in their backyard. Who did I like? Someone I went to school with that fucking buried Yeah, they did an insurance thing sign the car got stolen and they buried the engine in the back. They brought the engines not going to decompose.
They fucked it.
Hi, the daily talk show.com I've got this bogus thing, right. Oh, no, I
actually think what we've been laughing about bagging things. But we both do very Bogan thing. Like me, having my son with malice.
But my diet is quite bogus.
A very high the daily talk show.com email us what something you've done. That's Bogan like did own Yeah, that's great. We can just own it. We're all fucking
by him. It's got a bit of Bogan in her
100% in the nicest possible way. Gemma,
I hope you send us through a bargain story. Yeah,
but you who who would Smith like?
He's like, that's that's high out that lowers. It's like it's the burger.
It's the way that she can get into character at the state you know? Yeah.
A famous Bogan Pauline Hanson can say but that's a bad that's a racist. That's a negative end of the bargain. What was it event? Stephen? Yes, like great Steve Irwin. Fucking one of the nicest, kindest loving bargains that Australia has ever had. Michelle Lori Yeah, I think she can she's from the burb
but a good example of a non racist friend Lee Bogan Buddhist. Yeah, yeah, Buddhist. say there's definitely people who are ya got their shit together? They're lovely. Yeah, Scott example. I'm standing by the Scott thing by the way. I do. Bogan Hall of Fame.
banter some former Yeah. Once a week have a Bogan on. It's hard having that conversation because I think a lot of people don't want to associate with me, I think.
I think if you if you recognize yourself as a Bogan, that's actually Bogan in itself, because it's self deprecating. A Bogan is pretty
self deprecating, but I think there's probably some frauds to bargains who are trying to relate to other bargains to sell them stuff. Yeah, I'd still be holders by the daily talk show.com if you want to send us an email, otherwise anything else I feel like we've had thanks to everyone who is right at us in the last day we've had a couple of people writers through iTunes asking you shall receive Yeah, feel free to leave a review discount to the podcast app for us the purple podcast app on the iPhone and
if you if you're doing it based on this episode, can you thread the word Bogan into the big right just so we know it's a little it's a little golden nugget that it doesn't have social media likes to read them. So it's like I spent way too much I love those guys and how they just delve into deep topics like Bogan banter
Yeah. Or maybe they're not that like the perfect mix of Bogan and yeah, bros
so that's also have a good night, guys.