LIVE from the Krispy Kreme carpark

Tommy: We're going live.

Josh: Okay, 3, 2, hang on. This is not going to be— this is not going to be flattering for me. Here we go. Oh, why did I wear yellow?

Tommy: Welcome to the Daily Talk Show. Oh, this is a bit more snug than our usual studio where we do this show from.

Josh: This is perfect.

Bree: We need to—

Josh: we need to make sure that we're— we're live. This is the dream, wasn't it, Tommy?

Tommy: This is. So just a little info, we're Right now at Krispy Kreme Donuts in Narre Warren. Is it Narre Warren?

Josh: Narre Warren, correct. This— I was here. We've got cars going past.

Bree: Look at us.

Josh: There we are live right now. Let's make sure the audio is working. It is now.

Tommy: It's really going to confuse people.

Josh: Confuse the fuck out of people. I'm sharing this across right now. Are you going to share it to all of your friends too?

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, I will.

Josh: Alright.

Tommy: So, we're celebrating episode 40 of the podcast that Josh and I do. So if you are watching, you might not have any clue that we even have a podcast, but if you're listening, you probably listen to our podcast, or you're a new listener.

Bree: That was—

Josh: I think this is going to be the opportunity for us. Do you reckon I should step out a little bit?

Tommy: Is this—

Josh: this is two 6-foot-2 blokes just in the boot of a car, just hanging out, just hanging. So the reason— what, why are we here?

Tommy: Well, we You don't know either, do you? No, no, no. We wanted to like put a, like a goal in place of getting to like a milestone. So, miles— this is the first real milestone as far as—

Amy: is it?

Josh: Yeah, I think that so for us it was like we, we have been doing this every single weekday. Yeah. For the last, what, month and a half or so? And We were talking about how when I was a kid, I lined up at this very Krispy Kreme that we're at.

Tommy: So did I. I got in my VL Commodore and we got a bunch of boys together to go cruising.

Josh: Just the lads.

Tommy: The lads. So that we had about 3 cars and we, and we rocked up maybe like 10 o'clock because this is 24 hours, this joint.

Member: Yeah.

Tommy: So we rocked up and The line was fucked.

Josh: Can you come out? Come out a little bit. This is nice.

Tommy: It was 2 and a half hours that we had to wait, like, and so we're driving the car like a metre and then stopping for 15-20 minutes, driving the car a meter.

Josh: I'm trying to get away. I'm worried about the wind.

Tommy: I'm worried about the wind.

Josh: Bree, can you let us know, is the wind— are we picking up the wind? We've actually got Amy and Bree. Hey, let's come on out. We'll get them to come on out very quickly. So, we're starting off slower. We're realising that there's— it's a live stream. We've got Lynn Jansen watching. I can see that.

Member: Hi, Mum.

Josh: Hi, Mum. I know you must be so proud.

Tommy: So, here's the plan.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Just let's bring it back to what we're doing here. We're of course going to eat a shitload of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

Amy: Yeah.

Josh: Our—

Tommy: my wife's here. Your girlfriend's here.

Josh: Yeah, come in for frame, ladies, please. Okay, Bree's coming in too. Maybe Amy goes that side.

Tommy: Yeah, because that people—

Josh: we don't want—

Tommy: Bree was thinking—

Josh: yeah, there's no partner swapping going on. Uh, uh, here we go. Uh, and they, they're all in black.

Tommy: Yeah, um, the security for our OB. All right, so girls, we need you to go in and get us some donuts.

Josh: Uh, what's, what's Mum saying, by the way? Oops on TV. Hi, Josh. There's nothing Oh, there's nothing on TV.

Member: Perfect.

Tommy: So, you're watching. But if there was something on TV, would you be watching that or would you—

Josh: She would be watching, if there was Married at First Sight on, she'd be watching that right now. So, we've just been to Mexican Cantina.

Bree: Yeah.

Josh: One of my favourite restaurants.

Tommy: I feel like this is just a celebration of nostalgia for Josh. I've just worked it out. We went to a restaurant that he's been going to since he was 7.

Josh: I've brought a prop too that once we've got the Krispy Kremes, we can go through. Which may have a little bit of nostalgia, potentially. Thank you for driving all this way. So we're now gonna go— Breeza and Amy, can you please go just sort of like— I think what we need, a drink each.

Tommy: Yeah, a drink.

Amy: Like a shake or soda?

Tommy: I want a shake.

Amy: Okay.

Tommy: And then I would like, um, just a bunch of donuts. And Amy, you know my fan— you know what I like.

Amy: Oh, that's pressure.

Tommy: Can you just stop at Plain? No, no, at least one Plain. Well, if you're getting a dozen—

Amy: a dozen or half a dozen, there's There's only 4 of us and then Jake. Jake's—

Tommy: yeah, so 12.

Josh: Yeah, get a dozen. Yeah, maybe should we get mixed?

Tommy: I reckon I would have got half a dozen as an 18-year-old with my license. I'm adult now, so I want 12.

Josh: But do we want half a dozen of glazed, half a dozen of assorted?

Tommy: Okay, all right, here, Amy, I'm going to give you the camera. So can you just film getting this?

Josh: Can you vlog it? Is this a full stack purchase?

Tommy: Yeah, maybe. This can be written off on the company, can't it?

Josh: Yeah, I think so.

Tommy: Is it recording?

Josh: Okay, this is riveting. We are—

Tommy: all right, so we're just warming up, guys. Now we've got 6 people watching the livestream.

Josh: Thank you.

Tommy: And we've probably had about 60 people drop off at this point listening to the podcast.

Josh: Yeah, if you're listening pre— like as a recorded version, it's probably not as exciting.

Tommy: No, but it feels good right now. Paint the picture for everyone, Josh.

Josh: So we are Just after— what is it?

Member: Sorry, hang on.

Tommy: Are you transferring money into different accounts so you can get donuts?

Amy: No, it's a storey for you guys.

Josh: Yeah, it's just great like that. Are you doing it on my personal one?

Tommy: I'm doing it on mine.

Josh: Okay, great. All right, thanks for the support.

Tommy: All right, doughnut time. Can you film getting the donuts? You guys do a little vlog between you. I'm gonna get back in here.

Josh: Richard says, Josh, go 2 dozen. That's my dad.

Tommy: Rich!

Josh: Richard! Solid!

Tommy: Solid.

Josh: Naughty boy. Thanks, Breezy.

Tommy: And if they come out like Lynne used to get the donuts, I'll be very upset.

Josh: Yeah, what Tommy's referring to is—

Amy: Do you want a shake?

Josh: Yes, please.

Amy: What flavour?

Josh: Chocolate, I think. What do you want?

Amy: Did you specify a flavour?

Tommy: I want some weird— not too weird, but just kind of a bit kooky.

Josh: A bit kooky. Yeah, they're not gonna have almond milk here, are they? I think if you're going with this, you're not. Gonna get armand. But, um, no, so you went to, uh, so painting the picture. Yeah, where, uh, yeah, Narrie Warren, just off— we got off at Ernst Wanky Road, but actually this one is the one up.

Tommy: Um, you're doing a horrible job.

Josh: I'm doing a picture. When you found—

Tommy: you know Kath and Kim? Yeah, they used to live in Fountaingate, right?

Josh: They're in Fountain Lakes.

Tommy: Was that like here? A parody of Okay, so they were ripping that off. So if you've ever seen Fountain— if you've ever seen Kath and Kim, that's kind of like what this suburb is. Yeah, if you're— Lynn, you know what I'm talking about. So, um, you used to live in a cul-de-sac, didn't you, Lynn?

Josh: Yeah, did we?

Tommy: Was it a cul-de-sac or a crescent?

Josh: What's a cul-de-sac? Crescent. We were in a court.

Tommy: A court.

Josh: We did.

Tommy: And, um, your dad had a hot rod. That's all I know.

Josh: Yeah, he did. And he sold the hot rod so we could get a pool, which is very exciting. Settle back.

Tommy: Let's get this— yeah, let's get this conversation just really Really can't.

Josh: Do I look real comfortable?

Tommy: So I feel like this is something kids would do.

Josh: This is what I love about it, that we're just having fun. Yeah. And that we've got like, if we were, if we were on RadioNet right now, there would be calls from the content director saying, play a fucking song. Yeah. And we would never get any opportunities ever, ever again.

Tommy: Yeah, you're what, we're waffling, but let's, let's Tell some stories. This is some— Tell a few stories.

Josh: Yeah, I think just really quickly, the thing that I'm noticing around here is just how American it feels with the Krispy Kremes, and there's a TGI Fridays. Yeah. And then there's like a TJ Maxx or whatever they call it here in Australia where you're like, it's just got all of these big sort of big shops now.

Tommy: So, tell me when they've—

Josh: Oh, Breeza, I gave you my wallet.

Amy: Yeah.

Josh: Oh, this is, this is a regular thing that happens. Breeza, you've got— I literally gave you my wallet.

Tommy: It's probably inside your purse.

Josh: No, I'm so sorry.

Member: You made me panic.

Amy: I thought I dropped it.

Tommy: The missus is always right.

Josh: Josh? Jesus Christ. No, but Bree, to be clear. Oh, Jesus Christ. This OB is going really well. To be clear, Richie's writing something. I feel like I need to do the occasional look over to see what people are writing.

Tommy: You go and do that.

Josh: So, how long does this last, Richard says.

Tommy: Well, Richard.

Josh: More than he does. Ah, yeah. Sorry, Josh. First inappropriate joke about my dad.

Tommy: Oh, that was your dad, Richard?

Josh: Yeah, Richard Jansen. The master.

Tommy: Get the hell off the livestream, Richard. Trolling us already.

Josh: Master of the lights. We've got 4 people watching. We're going to need to cut this down for the pre-recorded— for the recorded version. So, Fountain Gate. For me was where I went when I was watching movies, all the movies and stuff was at Village Cinemas.

Tommy: Did you get like— Did you have like a curfew when you used to get let out to go to the shopping centre and get picked up?

Josh: Literally did not need it. Literally, there we go. There's the Narre Warren locals.

Tommy: We just get trolled.

Josh: The— No, there's— There was no need for a curfew. My brother Jake Jansen has just arrived. Jake, come on in.

Tommy: Our first guest. Hey Jake, nice to meet you, mate.

Josh: You too.

Jake: Hello!

Josh: Uh, yeah, we're live right now. I think we've lit— it's a bit of a family affair between Richard trolling us on the live stream and Jakey. Uh, Richie's saying now we had to pick him up. Oh yeah, that's true. Dad had to pick me up from the, the, uh, village cinemas, obviously. But the thing to consider was they never had to do curfews because I was never cool enough to ever— like, if I ever had a moment of staying out late— He's obviously gone in the Krispy Kreme to get donuts. Yeah.

Amy: That's—

Jake: well done. Why else would he?

Josh: He literally didn't know we were here.

Member: What?

Josh: He gave a— Just his Sunday night snack. No, Fountaingate was my local. Knox became a little bit of my local for a bit. Where was your local? What was your local village cinema? Or movies?

Tommy: Oh, Jam Factory.

Josh: So, you're— everything that Tommy's doing is a hoity-toity.

Tommy: But it's not, it's just, it's in a good area. It's Chapel Street.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: It's in the heart of it. We used to catch the train there, it was perfect.

Josh: Yeah. Would you— what would you do about like the Candy Bar and stuff like that? Were you a big one on the Candy Bar?

Tommy: Back in the day when the Candy Bar was legit, like the old school where you could just help yourself.

Amy: Yeah.

Tommy: It's changed at a lot of these places. Because we would fill our bags up and steal shit. No, we used to sneak into movies. And if my mum's watching this, sorry, Mum, but we would literally work out how to get past the person at the front.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: And then we just drop, drop into the cinema, sit at the back, and then we'd exit through the exit door, like the fire escape.

Josh: Were they alarmed?

Jake: I was always told they were alarmed.

Tommy: Nah, they weren't alarmed.

Josh: Okay.

Tommy: But sometimes we even would come through the fire escape into the cinema. And the weird thing was that there would be a cinema full of people and you'd be walking in, out in front of the screen and up into the stalls and then just sitting down.

Josh: So you were the kids that would sit in a random seat and then people would have to say, "Hey, you're in our seat," and you would like shuffle along like fucking idiots.

Tommy: Yeah, and the noise would be shh, shh, shh from our parachute pants. Did you ever wear parachute pants?

Josh: No, I was— my outfits as a kid were the, like, how would you describe them? I wore USA hoodies. And fuck, there's something about—

Tommy: You went to JJ's?

Josh: No, JJ's was later in my life. But before that, it was Dandenong Market and we would get big Juice hoodies. Do you remember Juice?

Tommy: And they were probably fake as well.

Josh: Yeah, they were fake, obviously.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: And then I would have a Juice hoodie or a USA hoodie. I'd have the— What were the— pin pants called? The like studded pants? Studded pants, yeah, had studded pants that you could rip off.

Tommy: Girls used to have these pants called Matiko pants. I just remember them. They were like, they're almost like what the exercise pants of today.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: And it was like a craze. So, it was like really, it wasn't like you were dressing up, but it was like still you got away with it.

Josh: Were they like puffy?

Tommy: Nah, they were like skin tight spray on. Matikos, if there's any Girls that at my age, 30 years old, that grew up teenager wearing those, make sure you comment. That sounds a bit weird. No, it's just weird. I just remember those crisscross pants. I've talked about them on this, which is like, I had a pair this color, this colour of your t-shirt, but you'd never wear that coloured pants.

Josh: No, never.

Tommy: And so I wore those, and my brother had a purple pair, and I had a— and then we had a green pair. They were like cool at that point.

Josh: Bree and I were discussing today, I saw this little girl who would have been like 7, and she was dressed like she was like 30. Not in like a skanky way or anything like that, but just like so fashionable. And— Oh, there's people.

Tommy: Everyone's chatting. We're getting trolled.

Josh: Everyone's chatting.

Tommy: So, there's people who have actually come on a cruise to here.

Josh: It's a car cruise, isn't it? I think this is something— this is something that Richard Jansen would do. But, and there's all these sounds, like they all have these.

Tommy: We are bringing attention to us, right? If you're not watching this livestream, you're listening. We've got like this light setup that we use for professional video shoots and filming.

Josh: We just want to make sure we looked good. No, but no, going back and closing that loop, she was— kids are so much more fashionable now. Is that just a perception just because we're older now? Or like, I feel like we were so dorky.

Tommy: Yes, you're very true. Well, I think like, I don't think my mum was trying to get her kids to dress like her. Yeah, maybe she was, maybe she was daggy. No, I don't think she was daggy. But my point is I've bought clothes, or Amy's bought clothes for Bodhi to be a mini me that are basically my clothes. Yeah, like the shirts at the back that are longer, some drop crotch pants, and they're handy for nappies. And he's got like, he's got like little, um little Cons someone bought him, little Adidas, I think.

Josh: Do you pay full price for that sort of thing?

Tommy: Oh, it's, it's, um, it's not as much as an adult pair, but still, it's still ridiculously expensive.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Um, uh, can you just tell the doughnut theme? Yeah, just tell that storey one more time. And, oh, donuts. I want a Lynn reaction. Does Josh's mum, who's listening, uh, watching, if you're in there—

Josh: no, I was discussing, uh, the other day about how Upset that I would get. Mum would get us doughnuts basically every day, and I would be—

Tommy: Probably wasn't the best thing, Lind.

Josh: No, I mean, no judgment, but I mean, probably a bit of judgment. A little bit. She, she was saying that we didn't know any better at the time. I think we did, didn't we?

Tommy: I can't help it. Well, I did.

Josh: Well, you weren't eating that shit, were you? Yeah, but your mum's a yogi though.

Tommy: Yeah, so she was, she was knocking around different circles. She's a yogi. Just a quick story. Sorry, finish that and then I'll tell you a storey about what my mum did.

Josh: Okay. So, no, I would get so upset when I would come home from school and mum wasn't careful with the plastic bags. Mum said, "It's about the icing." Yeah, it is, mum. The fucking icing would be stuck to the plastic and they'd fuck the donuts, and I'd get so upset about it. And here we go. They smell so good.

F: They're hot.

Josh: Oh my God. They're hot and they're cold, yes.

Tommy: Get this on cam, Amy.

Josh: Okay, here we go.

Tommy: Amy's our— my wife's here. She's the videographer.

Josh: Here we go.

Tommy: Josh can film, can he? Do you know how to use a camera, Josh?

Josh: Oh, it smells like America.

Jake: Here we go.

Tommy: Oh, wow.

Josh: Wait, we need to—

Tommy: I remember this smell. I remember this smell. When I came with the boys.

Josh: Can we get this in shot?

Tommy: Yeah, okay, there you go.

Josh: That looks amazing. Uh, yeah, so this is a glaze.

Tommy: Give her a mic and don't answer what she's saying.

Josh: Hang on, sorry.

Tommy: So we got 6 of the original glaze, and then we got 2 Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ones because you both like peanut butter and chocolate, cookies and cream, chocolate sprinkles, vanilla slice.

Amy: Yeah. And a caramel doce de leche one.

Tommy: Uh, Josh has already finished the donut.

Josh: That's the problem with these fucking things.

Tommy: And was the icing okay?

Josh: Delicious, but it's like, it's like I haven't eaten one.

Tommy: All right, I'm gonna tell the story, and I don't think my mum will like it too much that I'm telling it, but, um, do you think my laptop's all right?

Josh: I feel like it's moving. It's fine. Yeah, go on.

Tommy: It's fine. It's only a $6,000 laptop, it's not much. Um, anyway, so when This is a secondhand storey because I wasn't born at the time that this would happen. So, my mum put on a birthday party for my brother.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: This is my oldest brother. He's 8 years older than me. And so, things have changed since my brother was having his first birthday, like his— the parties that they would do.

Josh: What year would this have been?

Tommy: Well, he was born in 1981, I think it is.

Josh: Sure.

Tommy: 1980. So, it would have been like—

Josh: '84, '85.

Tommy: Yeah, maybe '86. Okay, so maybe you're 60. No, no, a bit older.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Anyway, I don't know the exact year that it would have been between 5 and 15 years of age. Anyway, let me just finish this story. Let me just finish this story.

Josh: He just gave us a fucking free one. Go on.

Tommy: So my mum made a cake for my brother's birthday party.

Josh: What sort of cake?

Tommy: Carob.

Josh: Fuck off.

Tommy: Yeah, see, it's It's not even sugar. It's like, you know what carob is?

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: They give carob to dogs as chocolates. You know, like you can go to the— you can go—

Josh: Bree has bought carob chocolate for us. It's how I've raised us.

Tommy: You really delivered with my birthdays because you—

Josh: Did she get over that?

Tommy: Oh mate, we had ice cream cakes from Dairy Bell with like this, this like electric coloured icing that was like goo. Oh, it was the best thing ever. Anyway, um, so Breeza, can you just tell us what happened?

Josh: Come into frame and tell us what happened. We've got Jake here as well holding the shakes. Thanks, Jake.

Amy: Oh yes, um, so we went in there, we ordered, and they gave us a free doughnut each. Well, they said, would you like a free sample? And it was a whole doughnut each. And then I ordered this— oh, fresh off the—

Josh: but why did they get the shake for free?

Amy: Oh no, the shake wasn't free, just the doughnuts were. We got 2 free. We ate them in there, and then Jake got one too because he came along.

Josh: Oh, I think they've always done free. I had thought that—

Amy: oh, it's gone. You had glazing on your face.

Josh: I had glazing on my face, guys. It wasn't glazing. The, um, do you know that one of them is Reese's peanut butter? Yeah, I'm excited about the Reese's peanut butter. Um, how are we going percentage on our laptop? 75%. We're all good.

Tommy: Um, hang on, I'm just gonna talk about this doughnut that I made.

Josh: Yeah, this is not a lie.

Tommy: This is not a paid Like podcast either for Krispy Kreme. How much did we spend on donuts?

Josh: How much was it? $45.98. I'm gonna get a call from the accountant saying, what has got Krispy Kreme? Josh, are you okay? Are you having a breakdown?

Jake: Back at it again, mate.

Josh: Back at it again.

Tommy: Back to his old ways.

Josh: Okay, if we were a publicly listed company, we'd be on the front page of the Financial Review.

Tommy: These are really good.

Amy: So I got Amy and I specifically chose—

Tommy: They're—

Amy: they're—

Tommy: ah, I was about to eat that. No, Bree's already—

Josh: I'm jacking.

Tommy: These are really good. These are really like fresh, light, and full of sugar.

Josh: Isn't it funny that you would describe— um, do you hold it for a second actually? Thank you. Um, as long as you don't mind, you're, you're, you're in frame, which I like. Don't move. But there's sort of— it looks funny.

Tommy: It looks like there's two of you, Josh.

Josh: It does, doesn't it? It's the shadow. The, um, which is just the peanut butter— Breeze, there's a peanut butter Reese's one.

Tommy: Yeah, we can't keep bringing people in because the audio is going to be absolutely shithouse.

Amy: It's—

Josh: we've already gone downhill with it. Yeah. After, uh, I want you to tell me your first memory as a kid, and then after that, Breezer, can you bring out the props that I brought with me? Uh, just after Tommy tells his story.

Tommy: Have you spent a bunch of time thinking about these answers? Like, do you sit around going, what was my first memory? And then you lock it in? I can't fucking remember.

Josh: I can't really remember.

Tommy: But I do have a friend who told me that he thinks he can remember when he was in the womb.

Josh: Is this Campton?

Tommy: Hahaha! He honestly said that.

Josh: Was it Campton?

F: Yeah.

Josh: Campton thinks the government's following him as well. He's a kooky son of a bitch.

Jake: Maybe.

Tommy: Maybe, maybe you could. Has anyone ever— is that a thing?

Josh: Hmm. Why don't we, as a perspective, because you can't fucking remember your childhood because it's clearly a bit dark. Jake, what was I like as a kid?

Jake: Um, well, to say you were a pain in the ass would be putting it very lightly.

Josh: Jake is the older— he's the middle child. What kind of middle child, if you haven't guessed based on his attitude? Yeah, yeah, so, yeah, thank you.

Jake: No, definitely a pain in the ass. He just jumped into things, got super fixated on things.

Tommy: How was he received at school?

Jake: This was a difficult one because he seemed to be received relatively well from an outward perspective, but he didn't seem to have many friends.

Josh: So, I mean, I mean, I had a lot of acquaintances.

Tommy: Alright mate, fucking talk— don't talk with your mouth full. Was that one of the things you did when you were growing up?

Josh: I actually love when I'm watching movies and I hear people eating and talking.

Tommy: That's fucking disgusting.

Josh: There's something real intimate about it.

Tommy: Lynn, did you not teach your son anything?

Josh: She taught me how to eat and talk at the same time.

Tommy: Far out. So hang on, I want to ask your brother some questions because yours are all swayed because you know the answer.

Member: Asking.

Tommy: Was Josh always like fucking thinking a million steps ahead?

Jake: Uh, yeah, I guess so. I guess so. I mean, he was always far more— I wouldn't even call it mature because I don't think it was mature. He was just like a 35-year-old film geek sort of stuck in like a 13-year-old's body.

Tommy: Yes, I've always called him a big kid. He's also— could potentially be a robot if we crack his head open.

Josh: I was like Manny from Modern Family.

Jake: That's accurate. That's very accurate.

Tommy: That is cool. Yeah, except he's, um, not positively, like, not in a good way. Except did Lynn look like Manny's mum?

Josh: Nah, although, um, one of Jake's, uh, friends thought mum looked hot, and that was like a big deal.

Tommy: Yeah, there was always a kid at school Who had a mum that was a MILF.

Josh: Yeah, who was it for your school?

Tommy: My friend Mark. I'm still mates with him now.

Jake: Yeah, good one, Mark.

Tommy: And his mum was a MILF. Yeah, everyone would talk about it and everyone would say to him, your mum's a MILF. I think he fucking hated it. He'd probably— it's because it's not like he gives a shit about what his mum looks like.

Jake: Yeah, do you reckon he ever went home and sort of like yelled at his mum for being attractive?

Tommy: Yeah, maybe.

Jake: Damn it, Mum.

Josh: Oh my God, was he a good-looking dude?

Jake: All my friends want to bang you.

Tommy: He was like, um, he was super short. He was super short during school, and then boom, he's like 6 foot 3.

Josh: Jake, you can have this, by the way. Uh, Breezy, can you bring out the props, please? I was okay, but I just feel like I don't need the cows.

Tommy: I think next time that we have a live broadcast, we have some structure. Now we have less people that are trying to say stuff to us.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Because then it's just like you can't hear the other side of what someone said.

Josh: It's okay, it's all right.

Tommy: There was some good storeys there.

Josh: Okay, thank you. I've got props.

Tommy: Josh has gotten a case of the nostalgias tonight. He's brought out some— he's got magazines.

Jake: What do you—

Tommy: you said to me earlier, I have a prop that I want to show you.

Josh: They're all my yearbooks.

Tommy: Green Eagles 2003 yearbook.

Josh: I've got all my yearbooks. I was looking at the other day and I've actually got the— when I was the SRC president, I can't remember what you say. This is where I probably should have flagged beforehand, but literally I would— I got to do the big— like, if you have a look, like, for instance, most of the mags like had me. Like, you look at this, this this one, right? There's only 4 people on the front.

Tommy: Yeah, you first.

Josh: Yeah, me, and then just some other peeps. But I was like the main attraction.

Tommy: You do realise the prop you bought, um, is visual and this is an audio show? How about for the most part? I mean, we're doing a livestream.

Josh: How about I make it— I'll do some audio. I'll read you out what I—

Tommy: oh, what you wrote is in the ebook.

Josh: Yeah, no, so I was a school captain, right? So the funny thing is, literally, like, look at the bottom of what I put under my name on mine, the top one.

Tommy: Okay, Josh Jansen.

Josh: Josh put his website, joshjansen.com, literally at the bottom so people could keep in contact. No one else. Everyone's like, is that you with a dress? That's me in a wig.

Tommy: Sorry, on this piece, on this, in this magazine, yeah, there's a photo of Josh wearing a wig and— a dress.

Josh: Yeah, I dressed up as like a fairy on my last date.

Tommy: That looks like a troll, dude.

Josh: Yeah, I look like a troll.

Tommy: Far from it. You could have chosen a bright blonde hair for a fairy.

Josh: It was the only wig that we had.

Tommy: You've got— it's like, it's like brown, like yuck brown.

Josh: So, to go on the whole nostalgia thing, let's, uh, let me read you what I said. I feel like I was so professional. Ready?

Tommy: How old were you, sorry?

Josh: I was— I actually was like 17.

Tommy: 17, yearbook?

Josh: Yearbook. So this is the final year.

Tommy: All right, great.

Josh: 2008 brought many memorable moments. It was the year of the Beijing Olympics, the world economic crisis, the year that Britney Spears was submitted into a psychiatric ward and later released the award-winning song Womanizer. And how could we forget the very last year of you remembering secondary college? As I reflect on my first, uh, at my time at Hallam, I remember the friendships that were made, the things I learned, and the experiences that we all shared. There were highlights in all areas of Hallam. In the field of sports, we saw the establishment of the annual athletics and swimming days, the introduction of houses, and not forgetting the success, uh, of all— wait, I see I'm not very— see, look how badly this thing's designed. It's so hard to follow. Uh, not forgetting the success of all of our sporting teams. You know who you are. There was a big upgrade on computers and camera equipment in the arts areas, and in return, students produced the highest quality in work. All this was only possible with the support of staff and students. I would like to thank everyone that went beyond their expectations In particular, Matt Pearson. Mr. Pearson, who many of you know as Pier-so, is one example of many dedicated staff going beyond their expectations to provide us students with the best school experience. Thank you to everyone that contributed to such a fantastic year. Good luck in the future endeavors, and remember, life's a garden, dig it. Josh Janson, www.joshjanson.com.

Tommy: Did you cheque the inbound traffic after that came out?

Josh: I'm sure I had a little, little spike, but I used to promote my website everywhere.

Tommy: What was on it?

Josh: I used to do a blog. I remember every single time I would start some sort of weight loss program, I'd do a blog post. I remember being in year 10 and dating someone in year 8, and I was really conscious that I— that it was a bit gross. And I remember doing a blog post about like It was like, it was some justification of like maturity and age.

F: Oh no.

Tommy: So yeah, your brother's right, you're an old 35-year-old filmmaker. Fucking weird unit. In a 12-year-old's body. I'm surprised at how many people have come into Krispy Kreme, like gone into Krispy Kreme since we've been here. It's been outrageous, isn't it?

Josh: What is it?

Tommy: Sunday night? Yeah, Sunday night. Like nearly 9 PM. What is it, 8:30?

Josh: Yeah, it's, it's 9:05.

Tommy: 9:05. And there's shitloads of people here.

Josh: It's so busy. They do— what, what they do is they do these like car, car meetups and stuff like that.

Tommy: Yeah, that's what the cool kids did, and, and that's where I was. Yeah, like, do you remember all the cruisers that came here like when it just opened?

Josh: So I remember there was just down the road near Super Cheap Auto. Oh yeah, I, um, because I worked on Rodders Life, that car show, doing the filming and editing and stuff. G'day boys, and howdy!

Tommy: Live feed, you wanna come over?

Josh: Come on, we're doing a live— this is the daily talk show.

Tommy: Yeah, what's going on? What's your name? Dylan.

Member: Dylan, how's it going?

Amy: You literally—

Josh: there's more of you than there is audience right now. We have 2 people watching.

Tommy: Dylan, what are you doing here? What do you think, man?

Josh: Nice snap! To be clear, it's only 9 o'clock. Uh, what is the, uh, is this What's the schedule in regards to Krispy Kreme? How often do you go? What time of day? What's your order?

F: It's normally at night and it's always an original glazed.

Jake: That's the best.

F: Or the strawberry ones, actually.

Tommy: All of your eyes look like the original glazed. Are you stoned?

Josh: No.

Tommy: You're not?

F: I wish. I learned how to ride a bike for the first time today.

Tommy: Fucking good on you.

F: Fucking scraped my leg and everything.

Tommy: What, um, a motorbike or actual pushbike?

F: No, actually pushbike. I never learnt.

Tommy: Oh wow.

Josh: Yeah, why not?

Tommy: Why not? It just wasn't your thing?

F: Never did it. More jumping off things.

Josh: So we're, uh, we're getting a bit nostalgic. I went to school around this area. Where did you guys go to school?

F: Uh, Hampton Park Secondary.

Josh: I went to, uh, I went to—

Tommy: Fucking shit house, Derek says.

Josh: No, it's okay, it's all right. Swearing is allowed. Yeah, what was it?

F: We had a bomb threat in year 7. Really? Yeah, that was great.

Josh: What happened?

F: Well, um, yeah, it was raining too, actually. That was the worst part. Um, there was a suitcase in one of the classrooms, and when the teacher walked in, he had no idea where it was from, so they assumed it was a bomb, evacuated the whole school, and did like the SWAT team, like the bomb squad, SWAT dogs and everything.

Tommy: Did you ever find out who put it in there?

F: No. Uh, yeah, it was a prank call as well.

Member: Awesome.

F: No one knows, like, yeah.

Tommy: Did you used to do prank calls when you were young?

Josh: Uh, a while ago.

Tommy: Well, you weren't riding a bike, so you had a bit of spare time.

F: Yeah, uh, we did one. We called Nintendo once and they just told us they don't do that service anymore. Yeah, so yeah, wait, what's up? Um, they used to do a service where you call them up for help with the actual game, Pokémon, like the Pokémon game, but they don't do it anymore.

Member: Interesting.

F: Didn't work.

Josh: What, uh, what year did you graduate from school?

Member: Oh, 2015.

F: 2015, yeah.

Tommy: So how old are you, like 20? 20.

F: I look old as fuck. No, no.

Josh: And so, um, Krispy Kreme, do you actually remember when Krispy Kreme first opened here?

Amy: Yes.

F: Oh my God, it was the best day of my life. Yeah, no, yeah, those lines. We were fucking waiting.

Josh: Yeah, so we— I was actually on the— let me hang on, have I got my phone here? Because there's a photo of me, uh, let's have a look. Here we go, let's— this was me. Stand by, sorry for the delay, guys. Great, uh, great online. Here's a photo of me, guys, uh, in 2000 and— what was it, 2006?

Tommy: I can't remember.

Josh: 2007, at the front of Krispy Kreme. I was in line, like, this was the day that it was—

Tommy: were you first in line or what? What number were you?

Josh: Oh no, I was like, I had to wait like an hour and a half to get in, but it was the day. So, but the thing is that you guys have stayed strong. So you didn't go the first day, but you were excited about it. And how often do you reckon you've had it since?

F: Oh, not very often. Oh really?

Josh: Yeah, it's a treat.

Tommy: So this is a treat for the boys.

Josh: So this isn't like an every, like—

Member: Maybe for you, we come like every week.

Josh: Oh yeah.

Tommy: Once every 2 weeks. And what are you getting? What doughnuts are you gonna get today?

Member: Just a big box of original glazed donuts.

Tommy: What, just OG?

Member: Like why just—

Tommy: Not even chocolate one?

Member: Occasionally I'll grab the odd, um, different flavoured one, but the original glaze are the best ones.

Tommy: What's— this is competition between you two. What's the most doughnuts you've eaten? What's your name?

Member: Dean.

Tommy: Dean, how many doughnuts have you eaten in one sitting?

Member: Oh, in one sitting, an entire box.

Tommy: But so 12?

Josh: Yeah, mate. What have you done? Oh, at least 24, I'd say.

Tommy: Peace off.

Josh: Because they're so easy, because they— the thing is, they just sort of melting your mouth.

Tommy: They're easy, but it's 24, bro.

Josh: It was a lot. I remember specifically as a kid, I remember, uh, when I first got them and I put them in the fridge, I would just eat them and eat them and eat them. But so has the menu changed at all? Have they introduced anything else since it all started?

Member: I think they introduced more new flavours every now and again. They're always displayed for different events— Christmas, Easter.

Amy: Yeah.

Member: Yeah, so they're always interesting.

Tommy: All right, we've bored the hell out of you. Um, thanks for being on the show. Can you just, um, just say into the microphone, um, we give you permission to use your—

Jake: our audio.

F: Yeah, you can use our audio and shit.

Tommy: Thank you, thank you.

Josh: Thanks guys, have a good one. Enjoy your glaze.

Tommy: See, Josh, I'm always looking out for the— thanks, mate. Looking out for the legal legalities of the show.

Josh: You've got it. I've actually got Bree behind with an iPad getting it signed.

Tommy: That was spontaneous. I think that's what—

Josh: that's a bit of spontaneity.

Tommy: We don't even know how long we've been going for.

Josh: Uh, no, we've been going for 34 minutes.

Tommy: I reckon— have you got my camera?

Josh: I don't know, what else should I— so this is the first—

Tommy: here's what you shouldn't do: more nostalgic stories.

Josh: Okay, no, I won't, I won't. The outside— should I have this one? Is that too full-on?

Tommy: Oh, hang on, Jake, Jake, Jake, this is one question I have for, um, for Josh's brother.

Josh: Is he coming out here?

Tommy: He's in the car that's in front of us. And give him your microphone and don't you talk. Okay. Jake?

Josh: Yes?

Tommy: Was Josh nostalgic as a kid or is that an adult thing? Because you know now he like fucking constantly talking about his childhood and what happened.

Amy: Yeah.

Tommy: Or like, was he talking about what happened in year 7 when he was in year 12, or when he was in year 7 talking about what happened in prep?

Jake: Yeah, I think so, because he's been doing his video stuff forever. Like, for we— I remember distinctly doing like, you would have been like, what, 11 or 12 when we're doing the Home and Away stuff? Doing like, like parody Home and Away, sort of.

Josh: Parody the panel.

Jake: Yeah, yeah, the panel. Yeah, all that. And yeah, so like, we'd always, you know, touch on that and that sort of thing. Yeah, since in the start. Told you it was there for sure.

Josh: Yeah, yeah, I am.

Tommy: All right, you're talking with your mouth full. Let's, let's wrap this up. We've been going for like over 30 minutes.

Josh: Do you know how long this took us to set up? We're gonna keep talking. Let's just— we'll treat this one as a longer one. If you haven't gone this far, who cares? Thank you, Jay. Um, no, if we're, if we're deconstructing it, it's a pretty fucking I'm so proud of us.

Tommy: Thanks, mate.

Josh: I'll just say you're gonna fucking cry. No, no, I'll say that I'm proud that we've been able to, like, even though this is shit, it's like not that fucking interesting what we're saying, the fact that we've like saying that you're gonna do something and just doing it, even though we're fucking disorganised and it's not exactly what we want, or like, this is the next step, this is our first This is our first outside broadcast.

Tommy: So I made a video, I put it out yesterday.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: And it was called— what was it called? Embarrassing footage from my first camera.

Josh: Uh-huh.

Tommy: It's probably not as embarrassing as the footage you would have from your first camera because you had to— you got your first camera when you're like 8?

Josh: Yeah, yeah, I was like 11, but I had some pretty— like that Sovereign Hill stuff that you saw of me interviewing people. Oh yeah. Trying to—

Tommy: but my point is that I made that video and it was all about like how embarrassed I was watching back this footage of me walking around Barcelona in 2011 pretending to be a TV presenter because I really wanted to be a presenter. And I was like, in my head I was like, that is the worst. It's so cringeworthy. I was so shit. And the funny thing is that at the time, 100%, I thought it was the worst. I can't even remember. I remember like doing it and just thinking I'm I'm fucking so shit at this. I'm so shit at this. And anyway, I put it out yesterday, and it's so funny what you think you are and like how you think you are in comparison to how other people see you, because people are like, that wasn't actually that embarrassing, that was fine. But in my head, the lizard brain's just going, you're shit at this. But then I've realised that it's like every time I've become better at something, I'm always looking back thinking I was shit at it. Yeah. And so in 10 years time, No doubt I'll be looking back going, look how embarrassing that was. Yeah, the audio is shit because some bogan was riding past on a motorbike and we were idiots eating donuts. So it's like always when you're reflective on something, you're probably a psycho if you're looking back going, I'm a fucking weapon. Yeah, I'm the best.

Josh: I think it's fine to look back at shit and just— I mean, you know, I love looking back at shit, but it's No, it's that thing of doing stuff is always better than not doing stuff, and you could over-engineer it. Like, I spent, you know, we decided that we're going to do this Krispy Kreme episode, and I literally like went online and thought of about $1,500 worth of shit that I could have bought just to bring up the prod value. I'm like, okay, we need to get out like the cameras set up. I want to like record it with this different sort of audio. It looks awkward how we have the microphone, so we need to change up our microphones. And I was just like, you know what, fuck it. And it's like, it looks alright. It's fine.

Tommy: It looks fine.

Josh: It's done okay.

Tommy: It's— You're not as shit as you think you are.

Josh: Yeah, well, I think—

Tommy: That's advice for myself.

Josh: Yeah, I think that— And that's the case for so many people. I think funnily enough, a friend of mine was catching up with someone the other day and This person, my friend, is very successful and they were saying how they caught up with someone who said, "Oh, I think I've— I feel like I had imposter syndrome and all that sort of thing." And they were thinking, yeah, like you should have, because there's some people who like— There's gonna be points in your life which you are stretched, right? When you start a job somewhere, you're probably like not ready to be in that position. And then what happens is over 3 years you then get to a point where you're— you've improved and then you move on and then someone else is in that position, right? Man, that food's making me burp. I think it was a Mexican cantina.

Tommy: Mate, we just smashed 5,000 calories each.

Josh: Is that all? That was good. No, yeah, it was probably—

Tommy: that was it.

Josh: Anyway, no, come on, we need to— let's think about some— let's calm our farms. I feel like with— from an outside broadcast, I've been very excited.

Tommy: We've had everything. We've had guests. Then let's just reflect on I know you fucking love reflecting.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: The 40 episodes that we've done.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Of this podcast, The Daily Talk Show. If you're watching now or you're listening for the first time, that's actually a very good, a good idea. We're closing with that.

Josh: We've had podcasts where we've called each other afterwards and been like, nah, don't fucking put that one up. That was shit.

Tommy: But we have put it up.

Josh: Yeah. And then we've spoken to each other. It's like, you know, this is part of the process. Who gives a fuck? Like, as long as we— there's definitely gonna be episodes where we'll say something, and like, for me, it's, um, it's about being as honest as possible. And at the same time, it is—

Tommy: Lynn, do you know about the squeegee story?

Josh: I don't think Mum does know the squeegee story.

Tommy: Ask Josh. Pull him aside next time he comes over for family dinner. Say, Josh, tell me about the squeegee story.

Josh: We'll move on from there.

Tommy: But no, it's rapid learning when you do something like a podcast 5 days a week.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: It's like you learn very quick or you fail very hard.

Josh: And it has been—

Tommy: and all of it—

Josh: for both of us, there's been moments over 40 episodes, so 40 days we've done this, and there have been multiple times where we've been both flat out. You've got to be picking up Bodhi, you're doing work, I'm doing work, whatever it is. And it's the last fucking thing that we have time for. And so I think that it's been great to be able to— we've made it a non-negotiable. When I was up in Sydney, we managed to fucking get you up in Sydney and record an episode, you know, the few episodes.

Tommy: What's crazy is like you can have a conversation. Maybe guys don't do this as much. I know girls love to talk to each other. Yeah, about stuff. But fuck, man, like there was some episodes that we did it and I was exhausted after, like emotionally exhausted from having to pull on memories for storeys or like talk about how I felt or like about my friends committing suicide and shit like that. Like it fucking drains you.

F: Yeah.

Tommy: And it's— and I think you just glide along in life not thinking and not bringing up those storeys constantly. Do you think it's a weird thing? It's a weird thing doing it.

Josh: Is it a positive thing, do you think?

Tommy: It is pretty cathartic. Like, you get a lot more clear, I think, in your thoughts because you're having to think about everything so much, right? So I feel like my mind is clearer from getting it out, getting these words out, even if it is just you and I having these conversations.

Josh: But you have to think about communicating to each other, so it's like Communication, I think, is like the most complex thing, and it's something that isn't going away. It's for everything from our clients to us as friends to our relationships.

Tommy: It's, um, to Derek who hasn't ridden a bike before. That was here.

Josh: Was it Dylan?

Tommy: No, I called him Derek.

Josh: No, no, maybe it was Derek.

Tommy: No, Dylan.

Josh: Yeah, no, you had a better—

Tommy: well, either Dylan or Derek. Shit. Either way, crazy hasn't written the book.

Josh: Yeah, he hasn't.

Tommy: But no, you're right, communication.

Josh: Actually, before, before we do go, I do want to bring up—

Tommy: No, I don't want to fucking go.

Josh: We're not wrapping it up.

Tommy: We're not. I'm loving this.

Josh: I'm glad because I want to know what I should do. Bree and I have our trip. Yeah, we're going away and Bree wants to fucking hold on to everything and put it in storage. Well, you know, I want to sell everything.

Tommy: Okay, all I heard before was my wife saying. We've got Breeze.

Josh: What did you get, guys?

Tommy: Mate, they look amazing.

Josh: Oh, look, I'll have one. Thank you.

Tommy: If someone else has a donut, don't knock it back.

Josh: It's the Daily Talk Show. Oh yeah, .com. TheDailyTalkShow.com.

Jake: Oh, you found it?

Josh: Yeah. Awesome, awesome. Thanks, guys.

Tommy: Hang on, awesome. Was it Dylan or Derek?

Josh: Wait, was it Dylan?

Tommy: I fucking told you. I said Derek. Sorry, dude.

Josh: There you go.

Tommy: That was a burn.

Jake: Did I say Derek?

Josh: Yeah, I can't remember. I think you said Dylan, but I was saying you had the right. I'm high. Thanks guys, awesome, have a good one. See you boys. Catch ya, bye.

Tommy: Ride safely.

Josh: Too soon?

Tommy: When he's just learned?

Josh: He's still learning his bike.

Tommy: He's still learning.

Josh: What a legend. Just quickly, legend. Something that I never really— like the 4 guys getting in the car What don't you understand? No, I think it's just awesome. Like, I didn't really have that. Never had like dude friends like that.

Tommy: But that was because you were walking around the schoolyard with the teacher, and you're lucky that the teacher didn't take advantage of you.

Josh: No, that was lovely. Be clear, the teachers were always so nice and supportive.

Tommy: But no, I just need to be reflective again. Reflective. Let's go reflective.

Josh: And I never had Yeah, no, I never had the, uh, the, the guy groups. I did it once. I did the poker night.

Tommy: Yeah, but dude, you stay home with your girlfriend and watch Queer Eye and you're really excited about it.

Jake: Great show.

Tommy: And there's nothing wrong with Queer Eye the show, but as you've said, I'm your most femme friend, right?

Josh: I am your most femme friend.

Tommy: You are, but you, you, you've got a lot to say. And we have good conversation. That's why we started this podcast.

Josh: So, we have 60 more episodes until I go away. So, we still got heaps to go and then we've got a World Cup.

Tommy: 100 episodes.

Josh: Yeah, we're gonna hit 100 episodes before I go on my big trip.

Tommy: That's a good milestone.

Josh: And so, we're very pumped about that. Anything else you want to say in this 40— as we hit episode 40 of the Daily Talk Show in Narre Warren at the Krispy Kreme?

Tommy: I know what I want to talk about tomorrow on the show.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: And I'll talk about—

Josh: That will be Tuesday. This is coming out Monday.

Tommy: Yeah, but it's about not taking shit so seriously. That's what I'm gonna talk about. And this is part of it, like having fun. We're having— this is stupid, right?

Josh: People are gonna say like, that was so— oh, we watched that, it was so boring. You guys just lost your groove. And yeah, we did. It's like, the thing is that when you internal— like when you actually say it, then it's like, well, yeah, it is. It's like I used to defend myself. I used to use— I'd be like, oh no, like, we— I'm like, nah, it's like, this is like real boring for most people.

Tommy: Well, that's the thing, like taking— not taking it so seriously and just having fun with it. Yeah, I remember like when I was getting in my head about doing like interviews on a red carpet, and I was like, I'd do my head in. I'll be like, oh, fucking— oh, get so wound up, and I was like, I'm gonna throw that out and just have fun and forget about if I had a bunch of questions to ask or if I was thinking it's gonna be shit. I just had fun with it, and it always wins. Yeah, if you can just throw it out and have fun. I'm not talking about like serious shit. If you're in a legal situation, it's probably not the best time, but just when you were thinking, when you're overthinking something, it's like Fuck it, have fun.

Josh: Yeah, I reckon that's a good one. Yeah, it's definitely—

Tommy: That's the tagline of this show.

Josh: The Daily Talk Show.

Tommy: Fuck it, have fun.

Josh: No, I agree. I think it's, uh, you can get so riled up about things, and it's not until like people's health fucks up around you or things like that that you realise it's like, oh, actually we're just skin and bone, we're all gonna fucking die, and might as well have a laugh.

Tommy: And a donut.

Josh: And a donut.

Tommy: Fuck it, have fun. Fuck it, have fun.

Josh: Everyone, it's The Daily Talk Show.

Tommy: Hang on, where is my camera?

Josh: If you've watched this far and listened this far, thank you. You can subscribe to us. We're at thedailytalkshow.com, and you can even review us on iTunes through the podcast app on the iPhone. It's all at The Daily Talk Show, and we've even got this Facebook this Facebook page I literally just set up.

Tommy: Oh yeah, like that, subscribe.

Josh: Like, we couldn't get for some fucking reason, couldn't get /thedailytalkshow, so it's The Daily Talk Show Podcast, which we'll have to do. Oh, that's what it is. The other things that I would just like to say is that I've created a group for listeners who love the show, which is The Daily Talk Show Street Team. Good timing for leaving. And you can send us an email too at hi@thedailytalkshow.com.

Member: Yeah.

Josh: Thank you for listening to episode 40. I'm Josh. This is Tommy. I'm Nari Warren. I'm gonna—

Tommy: If you're in the area, we've got donuts. Come get them, because we're not going to finish them. Alright, guys.

Josh: Trevor, sorry if you've just started watching, you really didn't miss much.

Tommy: But you'll be able to watch it back soon. Longy, is that what they call him? Longy?

Josh: Buddy Longy.

Tommy: T-Dog.

Josh: He's got big news coming up. We'll have to hear about that soon. Bye, everyone.

Tommy: See you, guys.