EP 993
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:00] Very low barrier to get into the ground spot.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:07] We've committed to do the daily talk show for 10 years. I had guys,
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:11] what did they in the calendar?
Josh Janssen: [00:00:12] Just like to check the temperature in the room. I told you my squeegee
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:16] story.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:20] It's the daily talk show episode, 933
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:23] cheese happening. What is going on? Happy. Happy hump day.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:28] Yeah. So, uh, for people who don't follow us on Instagram, Georgie boy did a little story yesterday saying, Hey, we've decided not to do a show so that we can line up episode 1000. Right too. It's genius.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:43] It's actually Janie.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:43] It's a Friday. So Friday next week. Not this week as we, uh, as we thought
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:49] next week. Yeah. That's amazing. I mean, again, it's amazing for giving us time to plan the bitch.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is nice. It's uh, so, uh, if you're, uh, there's a bunch of people, like there's a bunch of people who obviously I've been speaking to about.
Yeah, the podcast being a guest and I'm being very shit at sort of keeping them in the loop, but I've got to say Ryan shelter and shout out to Ryan. He has a messaged me on the weekend say, so we good for episode 1000 said to the little cluster, fuck with timing. You just said, I saw that. I said a little bit it's either Thursday or Friday, so they could do either day.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:26] I mean, what we do is catch our Dick and our fly in public. Yes. You know, it's like, if you do it in the bathroom, which we've probably all done. Oh, I've never done. It never caught you
Josh Janssen: [00:01:36] Willy in the, in the state of nine what's that site that I've got good coordination. Yeah. Or you live with zips,
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:46] you get to wear jeans a lot.
I mean, it's only happened a couple of times. Let's,
Josh Janssen: [00:01:50] let's be honest. One. How was, um, how was the, uh, the break for you? Good. I mean,
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:55] it's probably the longest, um, break I've had in a little while. Actually last year was pretty long as it just have free time listen, but, um, from the show and actually going somewhere and staying in a house that isn't my own.
And that not a hotel Airbnb. That's what, that's what you're saying. Um, but it was only to do
Josh Janssen: [00:02:13] a long-term Airbnb it's rentals. Yeah, yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:16] Yes, it was, it was great. The house that we stayed in was amazing, like an older, older place. It was like, I was always worried that we'd be too far away from the water.
Cause I like being close to the water. It was a place called Pambular. Which, um, I bumped into Chloe who works just across the road from our studio. And she said, um, uh, oysters Pambular is known for oysters. I think she said that. Um, but it is, and. You bumped into her? Just that, no, sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sounded
Josh Janssen: [00:02:50] like Chloe was in
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:51] fabulous.
It should have been amazing just before. Okay. And I said, baby, like oysters came to mind for her. Um, and what happens there is there's the oyster farms all through these like rivers that connect out into the ocean. So it's like, Fresh salty water so they can grow their oysters in these big things. But it is farming.
Yeah. They found me, which this oyster farms you can do it always the two is okay. Um, but unfortunately the floods affected, like must've like ruined a whole bunch of the oyster farms. And so usually you could have stopped in and get a dollar oyster, freshly shocked.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:28] Is that inexpensive? That's cheap
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:30] to me.
Anything, a dollar per item. Yeah. Except, I mean, that's too much one buck she'll be hepatitis, but we were, it was amazing. Cause it was a beach holiday in Easter, which is usually quite chilly. Yeah. The rip kale pros on in Victoria, which is usually like, nice, amazing shit. But again, now it's
Josh Janssen: [00:03:54] moved. Yeah.
COVID coach removed. Didn't they try and cause that's in talkie. That one. Yeah, dude,
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:00] it's been over 50 years in that place. Yeah. Never, never missed one. I don't think
Josh Janssen: [00:04:05] because I think they were a permanently moving it potentially. And then that's the state government was like trying to, um, Get them back that's
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:13] robbery.
Yeah. That is robbery. Well, um, but I was in a movie losing it. It's like, no, like that part of the room, GoPro Bell's beach rip curl pro can't just be some new thing initially. But I did say that, I mean, it just was a long drive for a family and Bodhi is old enough now that he can, um, sort of entertain himself less crying, more just wanting music.
Yeah. But, um, I saw that you can fly to Merimbula. Wait, so it's Nima. Sorry. You can fly into Merimbula, which is one, probably one drive like a five, 10 minute drive from
Josh Janssen: [00:04:49] Pambular. Oh, beautiful. Yes. I've been to Merimbula beautiful area. Yeah. Yeah. That was actually went to a, um, the Wiles near that . Yeah. Went to a museum and, um, I was a kid and there was a, um, it was also where I hit my brother with a golf class.
Yeah. That was that trip, but also frowned upon, but I'm also went to a museum and, um, there was a word that said it's a condiments. And my brother said, that sounds like condoms. I was about 10 years old. I said, no, I say what a condoms. And then mom said, sure, Josh. I said, no, what a condoms. And then I just said, condoms, condoms, condoms, condoms.
Until they
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:30] told me until your dad pulled out one, Jesus
Josh Janssen: [00:05:33] cross. Here we go. And, um, yeah, so, so, um, but no marimba is beautiful, beautiful birds as well. Bellbirds
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:40] lots of Bellbirds.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:43] Okay.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:44] I can't do the sound, but they sound like belts and L birds surname. You. Just the one, just one in a
Josh Janssen: [00:05:50] panic. Okay. Yeah. And so what are they doing with that
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:55] tonight?
It's it must be it's on a farm. So we went to this brewery, sick long, long something brewery, but it was great. Live music just felt good to be outside drinking a few beers. There was a need and someone was like, Oh my God, that's an AME. I like now where Amy is a big dirt. I wouldn't mind to name you as a pet.
Not like if I had a farm, they seem like, why do you have them? Yes. Yeah. For one, for what reason do you have them other than owning a brewery that connects to this paddock that you could see?
Josh Janssen: [00:06:29] I find AME user. Interesting, because there's obviously the ostrich. Well,
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:34] it could have been
Josh Janssen: [00:06:34] an Australian one. So this is so isn't this so weird.
And so think about emus, ostriches, llamas, llamas, alpacas. Yep. Alligators
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:44] crocodiles. Usually I reckon I could tell the difference between the crocodile alligator, much smaller alligators, but actually, sorry, is that, have you seen those? No, actually, which
Josh Janssen: [00:06:55] crocodiles will do more damage? Definitely people died.
There was someone who died, I think, uh, in Disney or Disney
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:04] world, there's some massive crocodiles on golf course. Alligators on golf course, Florida. That. Yeah. One of the most dangerous sports bloke died last week from golf. Yeah. I'm worried for you mate, because you've, you've come in. You've had your GLA you've basically, you're wearing your golf glove right now.
Now
Josh Janssen: [00:07:24] you start wearing it around the office. It's funny. When you forget to leave it on, I was driving home from the golf course with the glove on. It seems a little obnoxious. It's
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:32] your driving glove. You are the tap out wearing, um, fighting, uh, enthusiastic of the golf. What is your hat say? Timeless. What does that mean?
Josh Janssen: [00:07:42] Tartlets is a really good golf brand. It is a premium. Yeah, it's really good. I've got Titlest golf clubs. Okay. I pay ones if you want to come seven, 18 quite well. So th they were, they were affordable based on them being secondhand. And the guy really looked after them, but they're sort of the irons that I got wet, 1700 new.
I got them for 790 bucks. Okay. They really good go to title his bag. Um, was it is a bag
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:11] worth more than the golf clubs?
Josh Janssen: [00:08:13] Not surprisingly, like you think about every day, Carrie, thinking about how expensive bags are a golf bag, Primo one, this is what's known as a hybrid bag. So you normally have to pick between you want it to be in a buggy or you want it to carry this one.
You can do both. Okay.
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:32] It's like a good pram. You can, the capsule comes out, goes in the car or it can go in the pusher. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:40] Like, I mean, I haven't brought up the golf stuff yet, but if, do you have any questions about the golf stuff that you want to ask?
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:46] Um, not necessarily. I don't. I, I mean,
Josh Janssen: [00:08:51] What interests you about the golf?
So, cause I, obviously I could go down a rabbit hole and tell you everything. So there's the bags of the bag was about 390 bucks. That's not. Um, so, you know, and it's it it's, uh, waterproof, which is great as well. We hope so. Yeah. Hope said that the one down wasn't.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:10] Sorry. That's annoying. Yeah. You wouldn't do it.
Then you need a cover for it. Like probably yeah. Plastic cover
Josh Janssen: [00:09:16] it's light enough. So I can, I can walk, like haven't needed to hire a buggy or anything like that. We're just walking the whole way. Widen question
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:25] for the golf stuff. Yeah. I saw you were playing with your brother on the weekend. Yeah. Who won?
Josh Janssen: [00:09:30] Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah. Jake, do you not like he had some good hits? I saw
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:37] him in a fucking,
Josh Janssen: [00:09:39] that was a good monster. Um, but no, so GB and I played this morning at Yarra bend. Uh, great. We played nine holes. The back nine. How long does
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:49] it take to play nine holes?
Josh Janssen: [00:09:51] We T teed off at, uh, six 45 in the morning. So I was up at 20 past five, picked him up first.
Yeah. Teed off at six 45 done in the car by eight 45. So two hours.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:06] Yeah. It's
Josh Janssen: [00:10:07] the fair bit of time. Yeah. There's a bit of time. And so, but we fucked it because, so, um, the way if you don't play golf, so there's 18 holes. Uh, if you're playing nine, they give you the option. Sometimes I'll say, do you want to play the back back nine?
So South from 10 to 18. And so it's a,
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:26] which you finished on the 18th, which exact close to the
Josh Janssen: [00:10:28] club then ninth typically is as well, like sort of closest to, but anyway, so we did the, the back nine started on the 10th and by the time, uh, What we thought I was using my GPS. Right. So I've got an app that tracks the whole thing.
And, uh, I was saying to JB, I might make this, um, this whole is fucked. They reckon there's a tray in front of the grain. This is bullshit. And so like the GPS mustn't be working properly. So we, um, just put that away and was hitting. We realized that we went from the 12th tee, uh, sorry. You know, we went from the 11th T.
To the 14th tee we'd somehow skipped. Yeah. And so we, um, we didn't really pissed off because like, we're trying to, you know, want to improve. It's like, what do you do? So we ended up working at around, like, we ended up doing sort of 16, 17, 15, 16, 17, and then went back and did the other ones, is there anyone there?
Yeah, it was, it was quite busy.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:34] And did anyone notice that you were
Josh Janssen: [00:11:36] in? No, it w it was perfect from a timing perspective, but, um, no, really,
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:42] you know, I did each carrots on a, on a green you'd be,
Josh Janssen: [00:11:47] it was great. Yeah. I could imagine you'd be bang good at that. It's
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:50] um, they work very early hours and cause you gotta get like before probably people taking off their going and cutting the new holes on the grains, making sure everything's Reggie did.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:02] Yep. Yeah. There's I mean, there's definitely the pressure, because I think about I'm, I'm a pretty sort of, I'm not an anxious and I made a bit of pay that bank. She's just trying to suss things out. The golf course. I feel like I'm, I'm bringing that confidence to everyday life. From the golf course. Yeah. So for instance, like I was nervous, played at Albert Park on, on a good Friday with, uh, with JB as well.
That was, yeah, that was great. And Tawny as well. Uh, JBS mate, uh, so GB GB has bent me both times. By a couple of drugs, very close it's it's really it's great. So we sh I on, on for people playing at home nine holes today, uh, back nine at Yarra bend, I shot 50 to JB shot. 50 could have, he could have easily.
Shot under 50, but he cooked it on the last hole because the green room was watching. We played a
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:59] lot of games, board games, checkers, monopoly, big too. Um, no, um, UNO and some other card games, uh, five, like the, this dice game. But a lot of them, you can play it safe and win because people are loose and there's luck games.
Are you playing it? Like if you were to, are you trying to fucking flogged the ball off
Josh Janssen: [00:13:23] now? So this, this is the whole thing. If you try and hit the skin off it. You fucked up
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:29] the skin off it. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:30] So, because the thing is, it is, uh, so typically you have drivers, you have irons, right? Uh, I only have
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:38] a fucker.
Did Ben did, um, would tell you to hit the skin off it? None of that, no sense. What's the skin. Of the bowl, but there's no skin on those balls that make more sense on a cricket ball. Don't hit the skin off it. Cause it's like, I don't know.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:53] I don't know where that came from, but the, um, no, I think that, uh, I don't know.
Don't know where, but I, um, it's interesting saying, so on the confidence thing, first game back, nine holes, Albert Park, um, got there early. I was didn't have golf. Like I didn't have golf balls yet. Um, so went into the pro shop and it's just the figuring it out of things. Right? So for instance, you have the tee time.
So when you're going to be taking off, now, you can have four people in a group. If you don't have four people, you, a lot of CA in a lot of cases, get teamed up with people, put on
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:33] the random, if you had three. Exactly.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:35] And so, um, Yeah, I'm thinking about that sort of thing. This three of us. So I'm like, Oh, you know what?
I didn't think that that's going to happen, but I'm trying to work out what balls to buy. There's a lot of rye roaring golf. It's like, you know, these are the distance balls here are the pro, you know? And so I got the balls, got the teas. And then, um, there's a gray led and I panicked and I was like, hang on the grind.
LED's free. Or do you pay for the gray lids?
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:05] But is there a, is there a sign-on? No. Is it near the, is it near where you buy it? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Prey
Josh Janssen: [00:15:15] still don't know because I put the pencil on the, um, on the, uh, the, uh, the bowls and the tape, and I just said, ah, just those thanks. And then, because I like it. I was saying that, so I didn't have to say OD the T like say the things I was just like, just, those is okay.
Yeah. Just those two said yes.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:38] And then I afraid
Josh Janssen: [00:15:39] then I, I think they're 50 cents. Maybe I asked JB, he reckons typically they're 50 cents. But anyway, I then said to him, I'm like, Hey, it's been awhile since I've applied. Like it's been 15 years. So it's been awhile. Yeah. And then he's like, yeah, well he's like, have you, um, Have you booked in?
Yeah, I booked in I'm like 50 George Martin. Uh, so you had a
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:02] lesson with, um, Ben, have we spoken since then? How was that lesson? Two
Josh Janssen: [00:16:07] lessons since the last show
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:09] it's like a, you made first date went well booking again.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:14] So this is the thing, uh, my uncle Pat Jansen, he caddied. Uh, the Craig Perry he's, he's sort of, um, done a bunch of
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:26] catty heaps.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:27] You're having to read it all and all that stuff. But the other thing too, is there's something fun. Like I don't have celebrity family, like I don't have, you know, but he's just slab. Well, Kenny actually golf in the golf world. Yeah. I, um, I said to Ben, I, uh, my, um, uncle. Used to Kenny, he said, Oh, who's your uncle set up?
Pat, like Pat Jansen. He knows that he knows him. Isn't that great. And so the like it's, um, he was, um, yeah, when he talks to me, he's like, you know, Pat would say, um, so that's fine, but the other, the other cool thing I did. So Ben hood, Albert Park. He's great. Great coach. There's a, um, I think there's so at Yarra bend where we went to this morning, their driving range is better because they have something called, um, top tracer and top tracer has sensors.
So top Tracey, you will see if you watch the PGA, or if you watch anything on TV where you'll see the ball, where it tracks, you know, that they do that. So basically they've taken cricket. Yes. So they've taken that technology and they've put it into golf ranges. Um, so there's, there's two in Victoria. I think there might be one in Brizzy.
And so when you hit the bowl, it will show you virtually as well where the ball goes. So we'll show you the meters. Um, but then you can do things like you can play with your mates. You can play closest to the pin. And the other great thing is, so with clubs, you have a bunch of different golf clubs. Um, and, uh, you can dial in, so I can say I'm hitting with a five iron and hit five shots, and that will give me the average.
And so can combine that with, um, another app I use called swing you, um, and what swing you does is got a great iPhone app, uh, iPhone and Apple watch when I'm on a course and I'm near like however far away from the green. I am. I look at my watch. It will tell me the exact amount of meters. So then I know what golf club I need.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:27] God, that's cheating. That's not well. So you've got Pat Jansen on your wrist. Exactly. Pat's out
Josh Janssen: [00:18:33] of a job. I know. It's, it's pretty awesome. And so, um,
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:36] do you think Trump uses this shit? Well, so it is a rich man's sport, like thinking about if you were to play golf every day, seven days, a week, 14 hours a week, two hours a session that's just play time.
Plus travel. Like there's a, is it half day of work in playing golf?
Josh Janssen: [00:18:53] Yeah. Well, the, um, I actually was watching, I typed in Donald Trump golf swing. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:59] How good is he for how much? He plays
Josh Janssen: [00:19:02] a really ugly swing. Just sort of happened back, like really sort of aggressive. It doesn't have to look sexy now it doesn't.
And that's the whole thing. That's what sort of Ben was saying?
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:13] Uh, like ballers, they just look, look, whack. Kick is, uh, football. Um, is a guy, does this like little shuffle up to the bowl, but he's good. He's I would
Josh Janssen: [00:19:24] suggest though, for any Gronk that's ever been in golf it's it's grind, like, so a lot of the golf courses now have mini golf attached.
So it's becoming more family friendly. So when I applied, so when I applied as a kid, you had to wear a polo shirt. You had to wear like pants or sort of like tailored sort of, that's not the case. It's not the
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:45] case anymore. You did say that last year. I was like, fucking as if I think you'd like, just cause just for like knocking back people, if they want to pay to play in these averages golf.
Josh Janssen: [00:19:56] So that's what it used to be. But now like I'm Phillip Island where I applied at. Um, literally the rule is you can't wear, um, thongs or, or a single it like that's the, that's the rules, but, um, yeah, it is good. It is good fun play. Well, holiday destination, right? Yeah. Um, could you no shirt, no shoes. Do you think that you would, would you, um, I could imagine you getting into the driving range.
Maybe I've already, I mean, I used to
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:26] go, huh? W when there was one named my parents pies. Yeah. But I mean, it's just, it's one of those things. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:33] Just so what I'm trying to suss out is I'm going to become a member, the COO and our band. And so I'll be a member of the driving range plus Monday to Friday golf.
So I'll be able to play Monday to Friday and unlimited access to the driving. Right? How much. They do it as weekly installments, which is great, but it's a fit. If you want driving range access, it's about nine it's, 999 a year.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:01] Yes. A thousand dollars a year, which
Josh Janssen: [00:21:03] is what, and you pay $23 for a hundred balls under a hundred bucks a month.
Yeah. So that, plus it works out to be about $1,700. If you include Monday to Friday golf, Um, and a handicap. So I like, which is handy to have, I mean, this is a gym membership. Yeah. $33 a week. That's how much it is. 33, 33 bucks a week. And, um, but what I'm wondering is if I'm getting unlimited bowls, Ha, like it's a very tummy jacket move to come with a mate and fucking get some of their balls.
I wonder if we're going to be able to like, maybe you could get 50 and then I can give you a few extras. Yeah. Surely they're not going to be across that. I mean, the other thing too is, um, uh, Australian flag. Slightly with everything that's happened in, you know, in, you know, with Australia, not something Australian flag getting less and less comfortable with it today.
Real social dilemma go up to, um, it's wet. Right? I w it's practicing the flow as we're putting the, um, the grain, the grains. Yeah. The, the little sort of practice area. Out of the pro shop guys would like to buy it. Yeah. He's like, yeah. Yeah. We just have the Australian flag ones left decided nonstop only one actually.
And so I ended up, I D I just call me auntie patriotic. But I'm not fucking having an Aussie flight. Like it is, isn't it funny? Like in the U S I'm sure that love an American flag, but I said, Oh, it hasn't got a Hawk on the town. They said, no, it's an honor. Um, um, but anyway, so that was, bring your own towel.
Yeah. I ended up going into the car, getting a microfiber cloth. Is it true that
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:01] the towel came with a tattoo as well?
Josh Janssen: [00:23:03] Yeah. Yeah. Full, um, Southern cross on your left. Yeah. Uh, so no, but it's all, it's all very good. Um, I would love to, um, I think there's things that we could do with the show. I know, I know we're going to lose a bunch of people here, but it could be fun to do its own show.
Yeah. Well, I said to JB, I said if we were doing big media companies, you know, podcast network in a big way, there would be a golf show.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:30] Why don't you just have a, um, Headset that is comms as well. That can be recorded. So it's very low fire. You both wear them. Yeah. You can actually use 'em but you need, you need the comms to be able to talk to each other.
Sure. But I think that's its own little
Josh Janssen: [00:23:47] thing. Well, there's a huge, so there's a great, um, so, um, see his ex husband, it's a guy named Eric. Uh, Eric and his Lang is his name. He's a filmmaker. When did they break us? Not sure on dates. It's quite funny though. You look at photos on Google images, him staying there and her with her face covered,
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:07] but we didn't see
Josh Janssen: [00:24:09] each other for ages.
Exactly. And, um, he's got a great YouTube channel called at random golf club. And he goes to all different golf courses all around the world, went to a bunch in the sand belt here in Victoria, Australia, American guy. Okay. I thought she was New Zealand,
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:30] but Australia.
Josh Janssen: [00:24:33] Yeah. Stolen. And so anyway, but it's like golf is going to the moon.
Um, what do you mean it's become, it's becoming popular.
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:43] Golf has been around for a very long time. How about this? You're saying it's losing. I heard someone say that, um, uh, snowboarding and skiing is losing its appeal compared to what I mean, these things like rollerblading, what's the emotional
Josh Janssen: [00:25:02] strain family you could think of.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:04] Mainstream family.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:05] Yeah. In the world. Most mainstream fam
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:07] mainstream, meaning popular. Yeah. Just Trump's the Trump family.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:13] Who else? Mainstream families, but I don't know, highly exposed, you know, mainstream
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:19] the Hewitt's Lleyton Hewitt. Do you think he's mainstream? Because I saw him at that OSI you place. The football is let's.
Let's
Josh Janssen: [00:25:29] go outside of Victoria. Um, the most famous family
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:33] in the world, Steve Elwin kicked out, kicked going. Who else? What else is there? I mean, who else is there? Um, uh, are you trying to push towards, um, a golf related one? I
Josh Janssen: [00:25:48] don't think you shout down in the, in the golf stuff. Don't what a popular, popular family.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:55] Any popular family Kardashians? Yeah. Yeah. What about him?
Josh Janssen: [00:25:58] George sent me a screen grab. They got a golf clubs for Easter.
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:04] That's nice, but they are billionaires. Yeah, but to the
Josh Janssen: [00:26:07] moon, to the moon, like if, if the Kardashians, when
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:11] Kim Kardashian is a crypto reference, why do you breed into the moon
Josh Janssen: [00:26:15] is like, it's going Jerry crypto.
It can be anything. Um, but, uh, Kim Kardashian spoke about podcasting, uh, a year ago and podcasts as well. Like this is it. This is our time to shine. Look at us now. Fucking
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:32] went nowhere. Um, she's just, she's just become a billionaire. Oh, that's a good Kimmy K. Yeah. Connie is
with
Josh Janssen: [00:26:39] a lot. Apparently there's a photo of Chloe in her.
Bikini's that? She's not happy with seeing
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:46] it looks great. Really? I can just look normal. I could see floors. And how did you say it?
Josh Janssen: [00:26:51] It was news.com. They weren't posting the actual photo though. I think they did. I think that that was an airbrush photo.
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:59] No, no, no, no. There was one that she looked a bit sort of normal sure.
Versus fake, like a bit just bitter texture on her skin rather than just fucking
Josh Janssen: [00:27:10] airbrush
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:11] curved. So I don't know. I did say that, but anyway,
Josh Janssen: [00:27:15] how annoying to try and get something off the internet.
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:17] Very annoying. Yeah. Tally. I told her there was nudes online of
Josh Janssen: [00:27:21] her.
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:21] She got them off though. Yeah. But she didn't know.
That's fucking crazy. And then she had to ask this creepy shot to take them down. Yeah, sure. No worries.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:29] Well, they nice pattern where they nice the people in the photos. No, the people
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:38] they said yes. Okay. You're nice if you take it. Yes. You take it down.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:43] Yeah. Um, anyway, so there will be more golf chat because I'll be going at least three times a week.
And so there will be a lot of golf. So we stopped going. There'll be not that this is sticking, it's re it's got every element of stickiness, which is like, I'm having so much fun. It's like, I feel
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:03] it's it's um, you want to, if you feel like it's a
Josh Janssen: [00:28:06] mistake and also the travel thing, like brain I've been talking about, where are we going to go?
Obviously can't go overseas at the moment. Uh, outside of New Zealand, it's still a little risky though. You don't want to end up somewhere and get stuck. She's
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:17] been knowing, I wonder what travel insurance is looking like how much, like, cause it was always pretty cheap to get travel
Josh Janssen: [00:28:24] insurance a hundred bucks.
It's probably doesn't even cover you to be honest. I think they're just saying not doing, not doing okay. But the, uh, yeah, looking at Victoria places where there's hotel on a golf course everywhere. Yeah. It's awesome. Lawn. Yeah. Yeah, the long retreat,
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:43] maybe not a hotel, but it's fucking every way. It's got a hotel.
Isn't that great. I thought that fly in right next to the airport
Josh Janssen: [00:28:50] golf course. It was very lovely. Actually that brought up. Golf court. Like she was looking at booking the whole thing based
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:57] on that, which she used to go to holiday and gets time by herself. She'll
Josh Janssen: [00:29:01] come back. So shit, when we did Philip Island, she was canning.
She
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:04] was Instagramming. Yeah. It was quality. Or did she do Instagram? Well, she put on the
Josh Janssen: [00:29:09] great shot, Jake. Yeah. Well, there's phenomenal. The great part. There was a, there was a moment like it when you're new to golf, just getting used to some of the, um, the etiquette and Bray was behind me. And as I went out for my swing, I heard
she was drinking, actually had to do a tiger woods. I stopped my swing. I'm sorry. I'm just going to have to get you to be quiet. This one, quiet on the ground. Yeah, part of the grade also the, um, I mean, eyeline, you know, like if you can see someone in the boat, I'm sounding like Tom cruise, but if you can see someone sort of in the back, not as bad as my dad, my dad was, um, Fucking nurse left eight rubbish shit.
Like he got, he got really golf. Yeah. Yeah. Just a bit since
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:54] banned from all
Josh Janssen: [00:29:56] he, I said to him, do you want to and play golf? It's like, ah, that doesn't sound like it. Yes. And he ended up coming, but the, he played, he played. That was, that was nice. But
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:09] I mean, this is the surfing with my dad. This is the Josh Janssen and.
And Richie and Richie rich playing few rounds. Yeah, it is nice. It's
Josh Janssen: [00:30:19] nice old, um, hat got some old titles had to, uh, Schweppes. So Craig Perry was, um, sponsored by Schweppes. And so I've got a, um, Uh, Schweppes advisor hat, which is very sort of old school. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:36] A podcast about golf itself is probably a good few
Josh Janssen: [00:30:40] Robyn here.
Yeah, I think so. I cannot get up.
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:43] I might even may as well. Just take
Josh Janssen: [00:30:45] the soundbites. Do you think there's, I think we're keeping it general enough. The golf themed life story. But if you
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:52] it's like, if I talk about surfing, I could get excited and tell you that surfing, not if you've never done it
Josh Janssen: [00:31:00] hard to really tell me one good surf story before.
Um, just to even
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:04] it out a surf story. W what do you mean a surf
Josh Janssen: [00:31:07] story? Just something that happened to during the environment of a surf?
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:11] Um, nah, I'm sure I could come up with one, uh, Not cutting out
Josh Janssen: [00:31:19] nothing. Well, you haven't been surfing in a while
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:24] anyway. That's I'm just
Josh Janssen: [00:31:25] saying cut someone off. I mean, you did have during the surf story, you could've gone with surfy lakes, but kept that for another great, uh, to daily talk show, hide the daily talk show.com.
If you wanna send us an email Friday. Uh, next week, this week, which is, I think, is it 16th, 16th or 16th?
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:44] Yes. Friday, six days.
Josh Janssen: [00:31:46] We're going to do from, how do you feel? Um, 6:00 AM start five very
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:53] early three
Josh Janssen: [00:31:54] third. Yeah. So 6:00 AM start with a 10 40. Yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:58] 16 point something hours.
Josh Janssen: [00:32:00] So it's 10 38 finish. I think it is.
Yeah. PM before midnight and interestingly, uh, Jess is going to Queensland that day. Um, her flight is around, I think it's like six 30 or something. Right. And so we'll be able to speak to her here, but then we could potentially give her something to bring to Queensland. And at the end of the show, have Jess present that to
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:28] Maroochydore or something like that, or, um, it's not Brisbane. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea. Sunshine coast, take a stick it, put
Josh Janssen: [00:32:35] it up somewhere. Yeah, that's a good stick. It would be good. Yeah. Stensul anyway, uh, hide the daily talk show.com. If you want to send us an email, if you are in Victoria, you can take some, Oh, that's
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:44] a great idea.
Whoever wants to meet her at the airport and give her a list. That's a really good idea. We should try and organize at least one cup handoff. Yes. During the show from we've got Curia from Melbourne
Josh Janssen: [00:32:55] Queensland. Also, if you're, um, if you're in Victoria and like playing golf, send me an email too, because I'm looking for me to play golf.
I texted a bunch of people on the weekend. I'm like, hi mate. No, we haven't spoken a few years, but, um, seriously, how are you going? I lost my phone. I've gotten good responses. Yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:18] not yet. It's just not a spur of the moment.
Josh Janssen: [00:33:21] It should be, it should be. And this is, this is the problem you need to be set up.
So the thing is, my bag stays in the car just in case you like, so at the end of today, if I'm feeling it, maybe I'll go hit 50 balls. That'd be good. All right. Great. All right, well have a good one, guys. Thank you guys.