#992 – We Got It Wrong/
- April 1, 2021
Jess & GB join us! We chat about bad band names, our excursion to Tommy’s mum’s house, Josh’s golf obsession and realise we’ve stuffed up the maths leading up to episode 1000!
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
- Grocery banter
- Styes & herpes
- Excursion to Tommy’s mum’s house
- Easter eggs
- Talking about friends
- Mike Santos Donuts
- Josh is impressed with Tommy’s mum
- Josh’s new golf obsession
- Jess’s hobbies
- The positives of golf
- Picking a PT
- Easter Long Weekend f**k up
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Tommy Jackett: [00:00:00] Very low barrier to get into the grown squad.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:07] We've committed to do the daily talk show for 10 years. I had guys
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:11] put it in the calendar.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:13] Just like to check the temperature in the room. I told you my squeegee story,
the daily talk show episode 992,
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:23] and we have the full team together, George
Josh Janssen: [00:00:27] and Jesser, and the coding
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:29] tab. You just read off two names after the bigger guys, how are we all good. Good to be downstairs. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we usually don't let you know. No, I'm joking. Um, it feels like Friday, but it's not, no, you said it feels like, um, last day of school school last day of school.
Yeah, it does. Yeah. Cause Josh was playing.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:54] And he go, yeah, we'll play vitamin C. Cause I was having some vitamin C.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:58] Is that the name of the band vitamin the individual sheets
Josh Janssen: [00:01:04] back there. You've got to think about the time it's crucial lactose spice girls, vitamin C. It was a lot of stuff sort of related to the grocer, salt and pepper.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:16] Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:17] It was basically a grocery list back in the day, I think about, um,
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:21] we're talking about business names, um, and, and the sort of hipster agencies that all go for lemons lemon, like lemon lime lemon. Corteal
Josh Janssen: [00:01:32] yeah, I definitely, when I was looking at business names, I basically listed every citrus fruit that I could think of and then media, and it was either, it can be orange media, lemon media.
That's not good. You got a lemon, alkaline media,
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:47] lemon studios who dropped that shit. You did. Uh, your dentist told you to stop drinking lemon water. Can we everyone just fucking stop telling you?
Josh Janssen: [00:01:56] Well, she went to the dentist.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:59] It's like the nutritionist says one thing, lemon water, you go to the dentist.
They say, don't drink that.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:05] It's yeah, I get annoyed. I got to McDonald's Ronald says, ate the burger, go to the dietician. They say times they're both
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:11] on the same page, about sugar, to be honest, Ronald dentists and nutritionists. So I'm going to say Ronald McDonald and he doesn't give a
Josh Janssen: [00:02:18] fuck actually on that.
I was looking at the, um, the Colgate ingredients. So I was just curious. It says no Colgate product. Contain sugar.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:30] I reckon that's it. I don't know if you can sell them consumption surprised
Josh Janssen: [00:02:33] by that. I just thought it's almost like, um, does not contain asbestos yet. Of course it doesn't fucking idiots,
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:40] but it's some bad branding.
Did it ever though, did toothpaste ever have sugar in it? Very silly if they did, it seems dumb. Maybe kids toothpaste. No, no, no. We get them for that long. You know, I buy kids toothpaste clearly has a big, no sugar in it because it's parents who are worried. Did tonight make him sweet to get them to brush.
That's what I would've thought stupidly did toothpaste ever have sugar in it? Here we go. And so toothpaste flavors typically come from sweetening agents, such as saccharin, saccharin, or sorbitol. Although these ingredients may taste sweet toothpaste, doesn't contain sugar. So it won't cause tooth decay. I couldn't imagine like it would be dumb, be dumb.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:27] Has anyone done any toothbrush subscription services or bought a wooden toothbrush? Oh,
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:33] I see with the wooden ones what's with that
Josh Janssen: [00:03:36] charcoal to brush their teeth, it's like fucking sovereign Hill or something
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:41] that had a wooden toothbrush and she had it cause it was like, splintery talk to me about the wooden.
I guess it's better for the environment because you're not disposing of plastic. The length of time. I keep my one toothbrush. I'm an environmentalist. Yeah. I need a new head actually. Yeah. On my, um,
been saying that you're tired. So you did say you're tied to that. I work, you know, when you feel like your eyes been punched. It's like your lead is a bit like, it feels wrong. Does that mean, do you have a habit and it's day touch your eyelash? And it's an owl. I thought it was a style. Uh, I had, I, um, ex girlfriend of mine, uh, on, I saw her on Insta put up something and it's like, it's it's dye content.
She was putting out style content, like looking for help to clear up a style that had been there for weeks.
Josh Janssen: [00:04:37] It was only fostered goes big on the, um, The mouth hippies. She has a house. Like you can go on Instastories and click through and she goes, sorry.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:46] Oh, okay. So she's she's lady there's no, I can break it to you guys.
Zoe doesn't know. Because you fucking can't get rid of herpes, dude.
Josh Janssen: [00:04:55] Yeah, I know. But you can, you can soften the blow. I mean the three, the three tablets that you got me to take work to
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:01] try it. I just didn't like it false advertising. The way you sold Zoe's can show there'll be someone isn't it. We'd like it's we put out a episode that has cold sore or herpes in the tag or title.
And then there's these automated bots. That's like. People writing. Oh, Dr. Shrin cured my virus. Go check them out. He's there email, email them because people get, um, genital herpes, serious, something serious. Um, Charlie, Charlie Goldsmith. Who's a healer and I know you'd get her hands up real bad. No, no, no more false advertising.
He, he does some healing for people who. Like when we're talking, when we're talking, it's not even fucking funny, dude. It was just funny because you can die. Well, that's not funny, isn't it? It's fucked. Anyway. I'm so glad I came on the street. It was divine intervention.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:01] Um, what's been happening in your world.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:04] been hanging out with you guys quite a bit this way. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Where you even went to my mom's house and that was cute. Met the parents, Jess and Joe, Josh. You were there, George. That would have been nice, but we went to, we were near my parents' place and my mum was looking at you, Jess.
And you'll just add the table, just tapping away. Just like she's a very efficient email. Well, my mom was at what are you doing? Like she knows how to talk. Well, my mom did a top product course back in the day. But it's interesting, like seeing the young Papes of the world, I ask just tapping away. Do you think you're productive when you're sort of in a, in a setting because you were doing it just before we got onto this show, it's fucking banging out emails is what I say.
Do you think you're productive? Yeah. I mean, we got stuff done yesterday, didn't we? Yeah, we probably didn't get as much stuff as we wanted to done because we did keep getting distracted by people. Yeah. But, um, it was good. It's good. Yeah. I think it started out thinking about a new, so you can't in the moment.
Cause I think like banging out an email, you had a table with a bunch of people it's tough. Most people will be distracted. Yeah. I mean, it's distracting working with you guys as it is. So I'm a historian, but then what's the other office like. Josh comes in and he's like, very fucking
Josh Janssen: [00:07:22] good
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:22] morning guys.
There's a problem with getting, getting in at nine when everyone's sort of done the pre catch-up and next minute, there's a fucking song.
Josh Janssen: [00:07:30] I was trying to find you Easter eggs. Unfortunately, didn't come with the goods. Could you imagine maybe as a dad, just Easter Sunday, is that when the Easter eggs come?
Yeah. Yes. Coming in at 10:00 AM. Just kids are you're fired up. It's Easter. Didn't get eggs, couldn't get eggs, but aren't we glad to be here.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:51] He's painting eggs. This weekend painting. No shocking eggs. My eight, a couple. I'm not a big Easter egg guy. I eat them occasionally, but I just don't eat
Josh Janssen: [00:08:01] that much. Do like occasionally as in Easter,
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:05] I don't have an
Josh Janssen: [00:08:06] Easter egg hunt.
We're good at those. It's funny that you mentioned that because I literally thought. Uh, maybe we could do an Easter egg hunt in the office. That
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:15] would mean for you to have done that. You to have done that for us, we're working Sunday. So you guys get to come in and we could do it today. Should have done it
Josh Janssen: [00:08:23] today.
Um, well that's what I was thinking. I literally thought, but I just, I never know where it's going to land. I mean, me saying hello was too much today, so potentially, uh, but also where can you hide them?
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:36] What way do it outhouse. Each person has their own section. And so they hot that everyone gets like a minute or two minutes to hide the eggs and then it's like, go, and then you just run to all the other
Josh Janssen: [00:08:47] sections.
I get real fucking nasty. Yeah, you will
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:53] hear, um, my dog, I remember we used to hide them in the backyard and my dog would get them before we did save them.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:01] Really literally sign. Chocolate's not good for dogs. It was actually a very clever ad because it sounded like something that the Victorian government had authorized, but it's like promoting a 24 hour event.
No, so it was so it's like, remember. Chocolate. Isn't your dog's friend. If they get to your chocolate Cole Loblaw and you'd be referred to the nearest vet. Yeah. Oh God.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:28] I mean the doctors, someone, I think we went to mom's place yesterday. Shit. Everywhere. Your
Josh Janssen: [00:09:34] dogs. Yeah. He went through the dog doggie door to get inside.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:45] No one knows where my parents live at here. Yeah. I didn't know. She had dogs. Well, it's my brother's dog that they've adopted into the house as well as my brother. Um, but they it's a staffy old one and it's just started farting. Like it's almost like it's, it's on its last legs kind of fonts. Hang inside, just dying from the inside out smell.
Josh Janssen: [00:10:07] spammy spammy. Is that a thing? Nah, just
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:12] wait, looked after a Steffi once and it just ate. Oh yeah. That it's spam. Really? It is. I mean, some people would think it's dog food. Yeah. Pretty much. Except for Derrick, Derrick my
Josh Janssen: [00:10:24] mate, my mate Nissan. That's a bring him up. Nice. Sounds just a mate of mine. I just love chatting about NYSA just so many great stories.
Do you have that like. Where you've just, I haven't seen him in a while. And so, and I like
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:40] we're around these guys enough that they don't have that. Well, we just restrained from talking
Josh Janssen: [00:10:44] about our friends. If you have any mate like that.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:49] yeah, yeah. But lots of stories with those too. I was gonna say, Jules,
Josh Janssen: [00:10:53] you talked about him a lot.
Yeah, that's true. Joel's gets a good run. Some good
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:56] memories. Could we get your, your friends that you talk about on the thousandth episode? Well, is too. Yeah. You'd have to wear an eye mask. Oh
Josh Janssen: [00:11:08] yeah. Time Mike Santos.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:11] You think about donuts all the time. As in Mike,
Josh Janssen: [00:11:14] can we tell the story? I don't think we've ever been told about.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:20] Yeah, yeah. Hard one to set it up like that. I feel like we've spoken
Josh Janssen: [00:11:26] about it now. So yeah, it's a very convoluted story, but who, who knows? AdsWizz
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:35] um,
Josh Janssen: [00:11:37] there's a. Do you know about
I had to be there. Um, no, but what it is is, um, no, so basically we had a conversation. Jess and Jess and Mason were having a chat without ads guy who basically runs all of the technology to make sure that we could do dynamic ad insertion. Tommy had had a conversation with his mate, Mike Santos, who works at Southern cross.
Austereo saying, mate, we're talking dynamic ads, mid roles. How do you do your mid roles? We're thinking maybe do we add a space in between blah, blah, blah. Mike Santos says, Oh mate, you're talking about. Donald's donuts aware we create a little space. So then the dynamic ad can just be inserted anyway. Uh, I could call in the middle.
Yes, I couldn't be. I couldn't be in the meeting. And so I said, uh, just, could you get some information on whether they do something similar at AdsWizz? And so Jess, uh, had the conversation, uh, Mason, Jeff had the conversation with Graham from AdsWizz. Uh, then we here. Mason ends up telling us, I think first Jess, at the end of the meeting that had a conversation and she said now,
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:50] just to jump in here, what I did was jot down notes in my diary.
And so, um, I had my notes and I knew I had three things to get answers for you on the call. Um, we clarified the first point,
Josh Janssen: [00:13:04] and then you said, uh, so Graham, I've just got a final point. Mike Santos and donuts. Does that mean?
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:14] I think like Brittany and my notes, I just read Mike Santos donut because I must've just assumed I was going to remember what it was, what the conversation was,
Josh Janssen: [00:13:25] medium mediumship there isn't it it's like I'm feeling a letter S and so Graham said no, but I will be picking up crispy cream.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:34] what a legend.
And then I found your book, like on a weekend, I was like just grabbing things at the office, cleaning up and I opened your book, literally divine intervention, just open to a page, Mike Santos. Don't. And so now he's known as Mike Santos, donor. Yeah. It's a good story. And, um, That's all I got. I mean,
Josh Janssen: [00:13:57] if we're talking about, um, Nissan, the other thing I talk a lot about if we're talking well, you're already feeling that I'm, uh, overdoing it with the golf.
Chat, hang on. I don't think so at all. Okay. I thought it'd be way more. I'm actually really,
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:13] I'm very impressed.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:17] He has some great golf courses and we did have a break where we tried to go to a driving ranges. Yeah. It would have been
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:22] great yesterday. What the plan was is that they were going to do golf and I was going to sit at the cafe and work, but then they couldn't get into the golf course.
So we went to Tommy's mom's house because I rude to your mom. No, not at all. I'm still the favorite child though. She loves you. She said, George is a very interesting look. She does love me. I go to Hollywood, Hollywood. I
Josh Janssen: [00:14:46] agree. Your mum looks great.
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:48] My mum is tip-top shape. Yeah. Gave her a hug yesterday, felt her back muscles.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:53] fucking rock solid. She was just like, she was in the leggings and she's speaking to Jess and she. I, I thought, like I actually got caught off guard. She looks amazing.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:07] Um, no,
Josh Janssen: [00:15:08] she knows. She would tell me his mom
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:10] has got it going on. She does. She is
yoga and meditation. Um, 40, 50 years and eating well. She doesn't drink except for compari and soda. Yeah. Yeah. We need to get her a bottle. And
Josh Janssen: [00:15:27] anyway, so I'm not going to a place with a, with a drink.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:33] Can we do it? He didn't care. Uh, you rocking up to mom's joint with a bottle of Campari. Timbo is out,
Josh Janssen: [00:15:38] do some cork and yoga.
It'd be nice. Um, no, but, uh,
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:46] Dolph. Hmm. Oh yeah. So you, um, it hasn't even made its way onto the show, but I feel like you've even done a piece of work on yourself to watch. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. Which is a side hobby. It's actually quite impressive that you haven't spoken about it. Well, yeah, because he's for the amount of food that you've spoken about it and not played a round of golf.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:11] I haven't played a round of golf. Recently. So I played a lot when I was younger, I've got a S a coach, a lesson today, which is serious, which is very exciting. It's huge. And so the other thing, did you, so Ben hook great. He actually, if you look at his bio. Hey used to work at Churchill golf club where I used to go two years ago.
So I mean, sure. I'd sort of left by. I thought that was a cool story. Yeah. You sort of, um, I think he coached at Southern. It's going to be great, but I'm just curious, like as a coach, he's got no idea what I'm going to ask him. So what I'm interested in
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:50] first, just get your money's worth and listen. Yeah.
Don't, don't ask too many questions. Yeah. So he'll give you everything and don't push
Josh Janssen: [00:16:58] back either. And so, well, this is what I'm trying to work out is because there'll be some people who are like, and what's his name again? Uh, Ben, Ben, um, you know, I need to fix my putting, right. And so you'd be on the great, so he doesn't know if I'm going to be on the grain needing chipping stuff.
Like he doesn't know what's going to happen,
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:18] coach. He should ask you a lot of questions, which you're usually the one asking the questions. So you've got to do a lot of talking, which is easy, but, um, as a, as a trainer, people used to come to me and you're saying like, you might want to do your partying.
And that's all you want to do, but he actually thinks you should be doing other shit. So, but if he's a good card, she'll let you do your punting. Yeah. Cause he just wants to hide that money. Like I had one guy that would come in and he just ran on the treadmill and I'd stand there. And he paid me money.
Yeah. It was great. It's like, but I just chat to him and press the buttons to go up and down, you know, just
Josh Janssen: [00:17:53] well breeze, very supportive, but it's funny when someone tries to be supportive and it still doesn't work out. Like she said, Oh, you know, like the coaching, like it really works out because like, do you get bowls included?
I was like, yeah, like you get the a hundred bought, like I'm guessing they just, you know, driving ranges. She's not going to charge me for both. Fuck. Right. So it's like, um, a hundred bowls is 20. Uh, $20, I might say, she's like, that's a great sale. And she's like, ha. And it's the, the, the coaching session is what?
60, I might know sessions 130,
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:26] really for an hour. Yeah. You've spent some money. Yeah. Yeah. But she's fascinating bit is the, um, zero to a hundred real quick. What's the, what's the moment. That you went into the golf rabbit hole to the moment of spending $700 on a pair of clubs. And you still haven't paid around
Josh Janssen: [00:18:45] here of 12 hours, 12 hours from the decision to being in.
Um, Glen Waverley picking him up from a guy.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:56] Actually, I was talking golf with Southern Australia
Josh Janssen: [00:18:58] day. I literally said, so what's your plan? You're getting new clubs. Yeah, I'm upgrading mine. I was like, Oh great. Like it was a, trying to work out when you're doing the whole deal. How much banter you need and Bray gave him the money.
Like it was quite funny. We sort of hit in both ends. Right. So he's giving me the clubs embrace, giving him the money. She's like, Oh, you can count it. But he obviously felt awkward. Count it in, count them away. Count the money. Yeah. Yeah. Always interesting. I think I fucked it cause the, um, the clubs were advertised for 800.
They're very good club. These clubs are worth 1800 new 1700 new right. The thing with clubs is you don't like, you can, especially, if you're just getting back into it, you don't get need to get new clumps. You can get a second hand. Um, and, uh, they were listed for 800. What should you go and ask? What should you say your office should be?
It depends on
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:49] how hard you want to go. Six 50 he'll say 700.
Josh Janssen: [00:19:53] Okay. Yeah. Well, this is exactly what's happened. 700. He'll say seven. So I said seven 50. He said seven 80. I said, yeah. Terrible negotiator.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:01] Absolutely horrible. $20
Josh Janssen: [00:20:05] off it gets. Uh, and the other thing is it's tip top. Exactly. Yeah. A hundred bowls, but also tip top condition too.
That's the other big thing is like, you see it it's it's not, they weren't scratched up. They looked fresh.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:21] This is why I hate Facebook marketplace. So why does everyone need to do well? It is it's secondhand ruthless on Gumtree. All right. Well, when I sell things, because I know that
Josh Janssen: [00:20:33] I will say that this is your, the reason why I do what I do, because I felt that exact level, well, you all
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:41] the raising chicken, right?
Josh Janssen: [00:20:44] Like Bray said, when she was picking it up, she said, ah, I don't like being on this side of the Gumtree. You don't like, but she doesn't like, it doesn't like it, I guess the buying the buying bit. But it went really well. Um, I feel like George, uh, you're into golf. We actually went to the driving range. That was great.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:03] We'll hit on them very well. Um, what's the longest shot you've can with the driver. I can we'll we'll clearing the, the actual Ryan was going like, it was rolling probably over
Josh Janssen: [00:21:14] 300 yards. So what's, what's the meters. Cause I wasn't, I wasn't sure. I nearly, I think it's pretty much the same,
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:20] but the thing is like it's not maybe 250 pounds and kilos.
Turning 60, how many meters is 300 yards? It's a fair whack dog. Huge two 70. That's being hit with roll
Josh Janssen: [00:21:37] with a really long .
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:40] If you had 240, I was doing
Josh Janssen: [00:21:43] two 50. I don't know. I feel like I was doing one 80, but I've not made it. I got away from it. Yeah. I've got no sense of that study. Or Aidan was,
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:50] I was so surprised in the Aidan.
I don't know how far it was, but it was a lot further than
Josh Janssen: [00:21:55] I thought. So these are called game improvement clubs. The golf clubs I have. So these are ones that are just as loving it. Yeah, it's good too. I mean, hobbies wise, what are you into at the moment, Jess? What are you thinking about?
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:10] Just my same hobbies.
I think my iPad is one that I've been using quite a bit, uh, boxing and that's with the puppy. The puppy is taking over all my time at the moment.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:22] Do you get sort of into, um, Like specific elements. So for me, obviously with the golf stuff, like last night, the only thing stopping me from buying an item was I was, I was half asleep and I went to get it on Amazon.
And it said if I ordered an hour, it would get there the next day. And the only reason I didn't was cause it fucking, it knew that I was almost asleep and it said. Ranty credit card. But so I silly things like buying that. Are you buying items for boxing? Do you have like nice clubs? Um, I need
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:55] new gloves. I have three pairs, but I don't like the other two.
So I'm still using that old stinky ones. And no aside from that, not really. I put everything I don't need
Josh Janssen: [00:23:05] hate buying. And so the thing I was looking at game was a grip strengthened. I thought, so it's just like,
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:11] it's a Wonka,
Josh Janssen: [00:23:14] which like it's, it's great. Cause it's just, um, it's something you could do whilst working.
And it just, I feel like you would get around it to George, like just the
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:23] edit and grip strength. You
Josh Janssen: [00:23:24] could do one hand, but just being able to, to do that, I thought it was cool because they don't
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:29] necessarily want to be gripping that tight.
Josh Janssen: [00:23:32] Yeah. They said for all sports, it's good. Just from working stressful
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:36] guitarists.
Like you can get the ones where you're doing individual fingers. That's literally what says just like the old school, little fucking middle tone looking thing. Are you going to commit to your hobby for
Josh Janssen: [00:23:51] also, this is the thing. I think that it's a, it's a real lifestyle thing. So what it takes is the nature elements or walking in nature.
Talking like having conversations with people, which is great. It's got the networking element. So the maximum amount of people that can be in sort of a group is four. So it's like, it's got the limitations built in which I love. Um, but then also it has the destination element too. So for instance, if you want to go on a holiday, you could say, let's go to this specific place and we'll play golf.
Cause I think the other thing too is like Brene, I have some couple friends or whatever, and I struggled to relate to the guys as much. It's not like sport, you know, if they're in a 40, I'm not going to go to the 40, but this could be my thing. Like the golf thing. Fuck, let's go have a hit. Yeah, do a great George.
Yeah, I agree. It's great for you. This is great. Yeah. And so, um,
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:50] yeah, it's actually,
Josh Janssen: [00:24:52] yeah. And this is the thing and the, the, um, the other thing I was saying to TJ, I use like with pers like personal trainers, wasn't really fan of had a tennis coach back in the day. Wasn't necessarily Fannie Ross called me, um, uh, what's it called?
Meister. What's the first bit of that. Something, something my son, Josh master, Josh Meister, Meister. I didn't like that. Um, and also the floor, the courts were clay and my white shoes would get dirty. Um, but yeah, the idea of having a golf coach. One-on-one playing with technique. It's
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:26] an expensive hobby though.
138, a hundred bucks. Now this history. Yeah. I just want, it's such a waste
Josh Janssen: [00:25:34] of money. No, but so think about this self development. So the way that I position it, because Pete Sheppard very much got into this. He started getting different people for different things. Very much. Like let's just dial in my whole life stuff.
Thinking about Pilates, Pilates fields. Quite sort of frivolous. Don't you think? What are you
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:53] talking about is you literally described two things. You don't like tennis and fucking PT going to the gym. Yeah. If you liked those things, you'll do exactly. .
Josh Janssen: [00:26:04] Yeah. I like the thing of, but also I think that people like what they're good at and I think exactly I'm actually okay.
Golf. I think I could be good at golf, whereas like, I don't know necessarily. I don't know if I'm ever going to beat Ash Williams. Uh, tennis. Absolutely. Eric and fucking destroyed me golf. I would watch Williams. I'm coming for
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:24] you. I reckon he'd be good at golf. I reckon he's an all round sport sportsman.
Yeah. And he would, he played more rounds of golf since we've been tired since, since the day you bought your clubs.
Josh Janssen: [00:26:39] It's funny that I just said this because one of the things I told myself with the golf is. It's not a competition for me. I know. I know. I said, fuck you actually Williams and all of this, but
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:50] you feel about going by yourself this weekend?
No, no one else. It's not about anyone else. Yeah,
Josh Janssen: [00:26:56] definitely. And so
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:58] actually playing a first round of golf. Yeah, definitely. Can you please, um, Book it in, like, can you do that? That's your challenge for this week here to actually do a round
Josh Janssen: [00:27:09] of golf? Can I, can George come just, just because I feel like it's
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:13] nice to have.
Yeah, it should be, uh, yeah. What are you doing tomorrow?
Josh Janssen: [00:27:19] Tomorrow? Good Friday. Oh yeah. Didn't play. Yeah. Albert Park. Yep. Nine holes. Yep. Let's do it. I just need to get a,
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:28] you might have to be flexible. You might have to be flexible on the course. Cause yeah, you're right. Georgia will
Josh Janssen: [00:27:34] busy. And I'm also, I'm a stickler for rules.
Like I know all the rules. That's how I was saying to pray. I'm like, I need a polo shirt. I definitely need it. Like all of these different shit, George. Yeah. You're going to have to wear a polo shirt. You can't even wear a hat back.
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:49] You can't go to a course as you date. They don't care, but. Just good etiquette, you know?
Josh Janssen: [00:27:55] Also, this is the thing George and I have spoken about that. I could get some nice golf shoes for 80 bucks. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:02] Um,
Josh Janssen: [00:28:04] didn't think about it, but you're right. Um, you don't want me to get it? No, no, but actually I, um, so there's some of the things that I don't need to worry about as long as I have. Uh, one putter, one driver.
And if I really get on with Benny, um, my college,
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:20] uh, no. Yeah,
Josh Janssen: [00:28:22] he will try it. Cause I said to Bray, I'm like, ah, like the good thing is that with him training me, he'll be able to suggest what driver and pattern and she's like, Oh, so are we going secondhand with the driver and putter? Or are we getting one side?
I reckon if you're paying 130 bucks for the coach, I reckon it's sort of like, I'm going to a restaurant in the U S Benny's going to look after me in the pro shop because he knows he's making more cash of coaching me than he is on the driver. He doesn't own the pro shop though, but he's, he probably gets good rights to the pro shop.
I would hope okay.
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:59] Probably not making crazy margins at the pro shop anyway. So hang on. How did you book Ben? Online. It was very easy. If you haven't spoken,
Josh Janssen: [00:29:07] I haven't spoken to him, literally scrolled around what I liked about Ben very available.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:12] Um,
Josh Janssen: [00:29:15] no, no, no, actually, and also just his resume really impressive.
Like a lot of coaching, a lot of have been, has been at a bunch of golf courses. I know. Um, have you,
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:29] um, just my boxing coach when I was training, how did you. It is an interesting one to decide on these people. I was just thinking about people deciding on me. It's like winning work. I remember landing a
Josh Janssen: [00:29:42] friendly face.
Seriously. I liked his face.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:46] I just have women that wanted to fuck me. I was just thinking about all the people that trained with me, all women, all Tommy, please.
Josh Janssen: [00:29:57] That was funny,
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:59] but I'll see it. No, I was trying to put my mind in the process of someone wanting to get a coach. Yeah, it was clear. Now, did you do that stretch on them?
The one where they're on the ground with their leg back.
Josh Janssen: [00:30:15] Um, JB, I mean, you've played more golf. Do you have any, or just
Tommy Jackett: [00:30:22] my fucking no, no, no. You've done the thing do this that you literally did the thing you say, well, I'm not going to say the racist joke, but if I was to say the racist joke, it would be like this. That's what , it's like a way to thread in the thing that you said, you're not going to say shit. If a racist joke, it would go something like this, but you can't say that.
Do not do that one. Yeah. Don't talk about the golf, but if I was to talk about the golf, you'd be you
Josh Janssen: [00:30:50] compare it like that. Yeah. I don't really want to throw it back.
So w we're taking off, uh, from now until, uh, Monday we're back on Tuesday. Cause we've got a golf trip now I'll be, but then just think about the, I mean, you brought up the golf. I was just going to say, imagine the fundraisers we'll be able to do. Um, we still need to play with JS as well. Yes. Jess Hawkins.
Tommy Jackett: [00:31:15] Yeah. Yeah, that would be good. Um, so we're, it's Easter weekend here in Australia. Everywhere. Like Christmas. Yeah,
no starting early. It's not like mother's day, but we're starting earlier. And so it is. Oh, you know, it is Easter everywhere. It is. It just changes. Date changes, date every year changes date, but you were saying, yeah, but for over in Australia, Australia has mother's day on a different day, or? Sure. What are you talking about?
We get into the nuance of it. Yeah, sure. We're starting Easter holiday early. America's Tasmania has an Easter Tuesday. There is some of those dirty little holidays I sneak in, but we probably, we get other exact day
Josh Janssen: [00:32:01] not happening this year. Um, well lands on
Tommy Jackett: [00:32:05] a Sunday, which they used to give you the Monday, but Jess even put that in to the calendar.
And then I realized my horrible mistake, getting everyone excited. But I mean, next year, it's exciting because we'll have the public holiday we're taking the four days off, which is we're doing this tactfully and strategically, because then it pushes out at 1000 out to Friday of next week, which it would have landed on a Wednesday.
That's why we sure about that now that I'm just doing the math. Oh, 92 today, 93, Wednesday 94th, Thursday, 25. If we Friday, how did that happen? I don't know. I mean, you, you did the numbers. No, but we all did the numbers. Remember
what episode is it now? I've lost. I've lost it. I think it's 90. It's really fucked
Josh Janssen: [00:32:57] up. I think it's
yeah. I don't know too. This is great.
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:03] I know we
Josh Janssen: [00:33:05] have to quickly do four
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:06] episodes right now. This is great. Oh no. Has a habit because we counted it. No, because we landed on the ninth being the day.
Josh Janssen: [00:33:18] I think that that's what happened. You trusted, you told us.
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:21] No, no, you guys did it because I couldn't, I couldn't be trusted.
Maybe how you guys read it now, the upstairs. Cause I couldn't be trusted. So what's happened. I know it's only the foot first. Now
what's the day
Josh Janssen: [00:33:39] in 92. 92 93 or 94? No, five 96.
Tommy Jackett: [00:33:46] So we need to do so. 92, 93 90. How have we done that? You know what guys, we've got a weekend to think about this and come back, but either way it will be on the ninth,
Josh Janssen: [00:33:59] no 90. If we bank of 93, 94, 95, fucked up so bad.
99 Thursday, the 15th.
Tommy Jackett: [00:34:22] either way we're taking this weekend off. So let's just insert that we doing a thousand when it falls.
Josh Janssen: [00:34:30] That's really disappointing. Isn't it? Well, I think as
Tommy Jackett: [00:34:32] we'd started thinking a lot about that date, he was in the calendar. Wasn't it? Yeah. With Mr. 97 here. That's cause you're anyway, let's take this offline either way.
It's Easter weekend and where, um, I'll take back what I said, which was
Josh Janssen: [00:34:50] because we
Tommy Jackett: [00:34:51] included weekends. Yeah. That's what I that's what I'm thinking when it got recalculated. No, because I think you're in the ones that you've already played. Oh, you don't listen to this ID.
We're coming back next Tuesday. Uh, which
Josh Janssen: [00:35:07] is a thousand will be a different day though, which we, we,
Tommy Jackett: [00:35:11] I mean, we just
Josh Janssen: [00:35:12] let, who do, who just picked up on that? Was that okay. Good work, George George, that would have been annoying, you know, enjoy your day guys. We'll we'll find out what's going on, seeing you on the course.