Tommy Jackett: [00:00:00] Very low barrier to get into the grown squad. We've
Josh Janssen: [00:00:07] committed to do the daily talk show for 10 years. I had guys
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:11] put it in the calendar.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:12] Just like to check the temperature in the room. I told you my squeegee
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:16] story.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:20] It's a daily talk show, episode
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:22] 942 Thursday Bronx. What is happening? What's going
Josh Janssen: [00:00:26] on? Uh, getting used to the idea of pressing start and then casually walking over
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:32] that you could be its own intro. The swag you have, which is it's more a guy who's just really trying to ride out every second before he goes on air.
And then you, you sort of swag over and the music's playing and you just sort of, I can tell. I look cool. I think
Josh Janssen: [00:00:47] I look cool. I think you think you look cool. I'm moving today. It's good. Yeah. It's a moving. Do you think good mover?
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:59] Um, a mover and shaker? No, no. I mean, I'm in the wrong occupation. If I thought I was a good mover.
Like, if you think you're good at moving, I think it'd probably mean that you're either very organized and you could be suited to that as an occupation. You know, that is a main as in like becoming a
Josh Janssen: [00:01:21] removalist. I don't think you have to be organized to be a removalist. Well,
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:25] I think you need to have a certain type of bright, like you don't have it.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:29] You don't think
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:31] you are a guy that would try and put us like a fucking I'm trying to work it out. Like a, you know, like you're a cat with its whiskers cut off. You don't have spatial awareness, even when it, like, for when it comes to furniture going in some
Josh Janssen: [00:01:46] way when you're holding furniture, because sharing a little bit like very few pieces of furniture.
Yeah. First of all, kind of like. I am the worst boyfriend in existence. So we had, um, uh, someone buy, uh, some bookshelves, which were the shelves for my books, just my books alone. And he bought them through Gumtree. And, uh, I said to Brie, I just don't want to have to deal with the interaction. I just don't want to have to do it.
It's like, it's just money handing over. And then, you know, he takes the shelf. That's all. It's all good. So I said, I'll wait. In the spare room with the door closed while he comes. So I don't have
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:24] to deal with that. She took them out of the spare room. Cause that's what
Josh Janssen: [00:02:28] I even said for everything. When people are coming, I say, why don't we put the furniture outside the apartment so that they don't even have to come in.
It'd be
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:35] annoying if I canceled. That happened. Exactly. And so
Josh Janssen: [00:02:38] anyway, I put the shelves in the lounge with Bree and then the doorbell rang. I went into the. The spare room, but there is something strange about having to stay extremely, still I'd forgotten my phone in the other rooms. I didn't have my phone.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:55] I was just looking at, if there was a CCTV camera on you,
Josh Janssen: [00:02:58] like, what was I doing? I literally had my torch in my hand on strobe mode, in case he ended up being afraid. It's like came for you because I was going to just be like, if I heard anything happened, I was going to jump out there and drive him. So I didn't feel like I was just a complete loser of a boyfriend.
Like I was sort of, you know, I was a protector of a different kind, but anyway, Bree managed it like a champ, unfortunately, during the whole thing, uh, for one, he didn't bring anyone with him to help carry. And so Brie was thinking how it would actually even just be nice for Josh to hold the door. No, but I can't.
Out coming
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:42] out after you've done that. He's the weirdest thing. Cause she was going to say actually
Josh Janssen: [00:03:47] maybe my boyfriend's home
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:52] came up the back way. Maybe he came up the back stairs, just check the room.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:55] Hey guys just came through the back door. We're in an apartment block on the corner of this on the fifth floor.
That's not
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:01] happening. He probably wouldn't have said it. He probably wouldn't. Well, why would someone ever lie about that?
Josh Janssen: [00:04:06] Yeah, but I, but then I heard. Tools coming out, like it was going to dismantle the whole thing. And at that point I was ready to come out and say, dude, it's over. Like, you're not doing it because the thing is, I even, I am pathetic.
I've said multiple times, let's just get professional, remove less to pack our stuff. Yeah. And I only do that when I'm having to do shit. So like, as soon as like I'm wrapping glasses in payment, it goes in two ways. It's like we should get professional professional. Removalists. This makes you never want to fucking move.
Like these are the things I say that makes you never want, if I can move them
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:42] into the other half live, if there was. I mean, I wonder how much it is. So like Brazil, two bedroom apartment.
Josh Janssen: [00:04:49] It was,
it
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:51] was a lot more. Yeah, well, yeah, I guess now you're trying to do it on a budget. Yeah, I got, I moved to Shepparton.
I live in. Yeah. Yeah, no, no.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:01] That the radio station did pay for your move. Really proud of that.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:04] Yeah. And have you ever had a move paid for? No, because you know the feeling and you'll brag about it. There's something about having a move paid for. It feels real, feels real nice, because think about it. You're not thinking about how much it's costing you.
You're just thinking about I'm only it's going to get done. And so we did that from Sydney. I've had two moves pay for, I had, I had it and then Sydney to Melbourne paid for.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:29] Yeah. But I just don't like the, um, Just that you realize everything becomes annoying. The other thing I'll say is let's just buy one when we get it.
Yeah. Just like I'll get one and we're like, we need to sort out the, you know, the cutlery, the other thing, my go-to now is like, Oh, the office we'll have that.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:49] We do have a lot of shit. I tell you what you, um, we went in yesterday for a. For just what was going to be just, um, the desk, a desk that we, we got when we went into ISO, that we were going to bring back to the office and you've pulled the Tommy jacket, which he does to his dad.
I'm telling you about myself. I do this to my dad, but I'm like, Hey, it's just going to be this, like putting together a flat back. It'll be 30 minute job. I reckon. Get there three hours later, we went there, had our office at your place. I was moving bloody storage systems. You sh your, your, um, your seat, the desk management.
I, it was fully packed. Like the desk was still functional. It could have been a coworking space. Why?
Josh Janssen: [00:06:34] And, um, yeah. What have I done to, I sent a message to Bree, uh, yesterday and said, I appreciate you. And I understand. How much work are you putting into everything? Yeah. Thank you. Look,
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:48] he does a lot of the grunt work, but one thing I will do is the physical stuff.
So when we do have a, like, for instance, we got our bed, it came, uh, I put back, put the baby back together. No problem in getting physical in moving shit. Where is it? I think you've got to find your place. Well, Bree
Josh Janssen: [00:07:08] sold the bed was a little bit broken after I stood on it. Um, and I, uh, she sold it for 50 bucks, which I was fine with.
And then, um, she said to me, Hey, I'm running late. I think you'll just have to be there when the guy comes and collects it. I said, babe, I'll give you 50 bucks and Chuck it, I don't want to have to deal with it. Really. I understand that. You know what? Like people criticize me. That'll troll me. They'll say I'm a piece of shit.
I've got no sense of the world. Does it?
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:42] Do you, when you're, can you say to them, I've been to 40 countries. Fuck you. I know you haven't been to know this world, but
Josh Janssen: [00:07:47] I, how many roughly? I don't know. It must be if Jess has been to more countries than I have. Okay. Yeah, I can take you, take you on water places.
Yeah. It's just going to fucking hit me for that. But, um, she's
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:01] admitting she went on a cruise.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:02] She went on. Can take, probably say no. Oh, I did
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:04] it all myself. Do you think that can take, he has some bad branding around, like you've got no idea. So you're letting someone else really decide.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:12] Well, yeah, Contiki is, um, it's the, uh, is it the firefight?
So yeah, it's the cruise ship or the buffet dinner. I mean, I did catch you. This is getting excited about some sort of new buffet. All you can eat.
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:25] I dunno. I just feel like, I know you were talking about, Oh yeah. There's one. That was just, that was just, was it,
Josh Janssen: [00:08:32] was it in Bendigo?
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:34] She flagged, I th I think this is okay.
So there's a few, all you can eat. They're all right. Like I'm a fan of pizza. How do we connect old school? Not many of them. It's nostalgic for me. I grew up going there. I'd say that more of my Bogan friends are into places like the crown observatory. Uh, what's it called? The, the there's another one on South bank there where you can eat the hotel one that got done for salmonella or whatever the grant, not the, it's not the.
The LA Langham, Langham the Langham. Um, also the grand Hyatt I'm listing off everywhere. I've been the grand Hyatt has an awesome all you can eat. We went there on Christmas morning once. I don't think my brother had slept. He didn't eat much. He just do. I think he came straight from revolver. Um, no, but there is something about those.
And so, uh, think Japanese or you can eat. Ease, like
Josh Janssen: [00:09:29] not, it feels like an oxymoron. Do you think that they even, like, when I think Japanese, I feel like minimal and consider it and like, like really? So the idea of it's all you can eat all, you can eat Japanese. 'cause I, I feel like in Japan that don't even say I'm full.
They say I'm satisfied because, um, you know, full implies that you've gone too fucking hard. You know what I mean? But I'm satisfied means you've just
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:53] had enough, well, to get full on sashimi, you don't have you, have you going to take out a small fishing fishing pod
Josh Janssen: [00:10:03] sushimi is like the raw fish that's being sort of like
So Shamie.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:08] Okay. You said Sue Seamus,
Josh Janssen: [00:10:10] so Shamie. So she knows that it's a Shamie. Yes. Um, like a bit of a limit. Sometimes Scott says things that
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:18] sometimes yeah. You literally can eat more fish that's
Josh Janssen: [00:10:21] yeah. It's like a timer for me. If I have that, I know I need to, I'm going to shit in two hours. Really? Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:26] It's like why rule fish? Are think you've just got bad guts. You maybe I have thought about that. I don't think you eat that much. The same. It's the same. I don't think you ate that much Japanese food. It doesn't seem like you're not like you're the guy that would go to Persian overjet.
Josh Janssen: [00:10:43] Yeah. Mexican Persian tie.
I had some tie the other day that I thought wasn't, it was meant to be a massive and Curry lamb. I actually think it was an animal that I'd never eaten before. No, I'm serious. It was either that or tasted a little bit like, like a Fraser sort of job. And so there was just something and I said it to Bray.
I'm like, do you think this could be another animal? Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:06] Um, well, most likely not we're in Australia, but, uh, Jess had said that there's great. All you can eat Japanese. And there was probably, and we looked it up. There was five of these places. There's one in Camberwell. I think it was. And I think it's fairly reasonable.
I really want to go. And I think it could be a team thing because this is you either go expensive Japanese and you're hungry. Or you go or you can eat. And I think we
Josh Janssen: [00:11:32] really made the best, all you can eat. Uh, was it with, you know, I must have been with Nissan Vegas, we went to a few casinos that did really good, or you can eat like chalky mousses and like, because they sort of.
They keep you around, but the good food. Well, that's the
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:49] easy bit. They're the ones that are great, uh, where they're cooking up fresh cherries or your getting a fresh pasta. So the Langham has like, you know, Italian section Indian section, there's like a seafood section. I wonder if these things are still going to be just with, I guess, with CA even still with COVID, maybe they're coming back now, but I think we go to the Japanese one.
And so what,
Josh Janssen: [00:12:15] what would I expect?
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:16] Um, what do you mean? What would you expect? So you go win. W what would you expect if you went there? I have no idea. It's just courses. I think you just, I mean, just bringing them around, bringing,
Josh Janssen: [00:12:28] do you know what, actually, this is something we can do. Trays of food, not to completely dismiss Japanese, Japanese, Japanese idea.
It would be good to have an idea that, um, Comes from me that I like, and everyone else likes a shoe Husker, Maria, what is that? It's a Brazilian barbecue. Oh yeah. And, um, uh, Jess will love it. And the reason she'll love it is because they have, uh, it's almost like a paddle system where you have like a grain and like it's like red light green light.
And if you have the green paddle up more, you means you want more. That's great. And they bring around this and they have different sort of stuff. And so you just, uh, I've I've gone to one in there's not many in Melbourne. Maybe they're in like, um, Docklands, but I remember in New York going to one and they had like, um, it's almost like a, what do you put a cup?
You put a cup on a table. The thing between the table and the cup.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:22] Hmm. I, um, Kosta. Kosta. Yes.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:26] You're thinking
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:28] at your house, you have
Josh Janssen: [00:13:29] to use it. Yeah, it's required.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:31] Um, I've got them both. He just plays with them as toys
Josh Janssen: [00:13:34] and the, um, we've got some audio technical ones too. Um, the discs anyway, the, uh, it's sort of like that.
It's like a coaster that you flip up and down and you can get some really nice mates. I think that everyone would get around that. Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:50] Okay. So you've got, so this week I've moved to quite a few things in your house. Yeah. You can mean to it. Yeah. Today's a day. Are you, what are you, what's the game plan?
Are you going to actually, uh, putting in the effort? Well,
Josh Janssen: [00:14:05] so the problem is that over the last few days in preparation, when Brie gets upset with how much we have to still do my go to is. Let's not do it now and do it tomorrow or let's do it. And so, um, there's, what's the game plan, I think just so last time we moved, I mentioned this to you.
When we moved out of a place last time, I hadn't packed up a whole room, if that was my job. And it was a lot of like small bits and pieces and it became a hassle also as long as before the removal of Skadden, if everything is in boxes. Yeah. It will be
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:46] easy because then you just leave in the removalist to come grab it.
So last time we moved, it was close. It was quite close in half how far we had to go. And so I, as soon as there was boxes, there I'd go car drive car, come back, load up again, drive, load up again, drive. And if I'm just keep moving and don't have time to stop and think about what I need to do. That's when I fuck it.
Do you
Josh Janssen: [00:15:10] have the desire? So like when you and I were moving. Uh, the desk from my place. Do you ever have the thought of, I just want to drop this right now. Do you know what I mean? Where it's just like, this is annoying.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:22] Well, doing it flat pack with my old man over the weekend, I saw similarities in how he approaches shit and me and so a good way or a bad one.
Like the instructions is it
Josh Janssen: [00:15:35] makes you feel flat. Fuck. You know, because I, you, you got, when you bought it, you will fight up. Yeah. And then I texted you at like 6:00 PM, like celebratory mode, like, Hey, how'd you go? And you're like getting dinner still going harder than that thought.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:55] The thing about flat packs, the convenience of how they come flat packed.
Yeah. Is almost.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:02] Did you get hit at the
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:04] final lane? Will you like that? And then you go through the pain of the flat pack construction, and then you come back to the other side. You're like, well, I need something again and was like, Oh, those convenient can get delivered like that in a flat pack, but then you it's going to happen again.
But we've already ordered another flat pack of the same one. And it's, it's actually real once you've done one easy, easy, easy to do it. If you know, if you've been keeping well, I like to be honest,
Josh Janssen: [00:16:28] the, um, the new computer screen I got. That was a joy. I read the manual. I did the thing, I clicked the thing.
It was way easier than what you think.
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:37] Well, I tell you what's not easy and a pain in the fucking ass. Okay. We're going to printers. So Jess is one of, I mean, we've just been. You know, bitching about Jess on this show. We love you, Jess. She wanted a printer. Rightfully so. I felt guilty because I had already thrown out my $350 printer because it ran out of ink.
Ran out of ink. Ink was too expensive. It was too big where you didn't use it once. In the couple of years we've had this business, I've gotten rid of a printer,
Josh Janssen: [00:17:05] like the same, same one. I've had
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:07] so many printers. So I've, I've literally been there. And I went around, I even asked Mason, would you sell this?
And if he says no to selling something, you know, you can't sell it. It's trash. And so, and
Josh Janssen: [00:17:19] Jess also just got an iPad pro, so surely if anyone's going to go paperless, it's the first one with
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:25] that. Now, seeing as we bought one yesterday, along with your screen, It was a cheap, a cheap printer in all in the scale of 15, I think, which I think he's quite cheap.
Um, didn't come with the toner. I dunno. It's well, is it working? It works good. And so the thing was to get it to work. Was the annoying bit. I said, I sort of lumped it to, Jessamine let you want this. You know, when someone wants him to be like, well, you figure it out. Here you go. It's on. I took it out of the box.
Passively, put it on her desk, yours.
Josh Janssen: [00:17:55] There it is. You print it out. It's almost like when I moved, I didn't really want to move.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:00] Anyway. I put the printer on her desk. She gave it, it. Good crack, but we want to wifi and she plugged it in via USB to the back of market. He says, I did this, plug it in, installed it, but then you have to have it plugged in.
If you want to go that way. Yeah. You need to go with like
Josh Janssen: [00:18:15] WPS, you need to use a different technology. You need to press the button, WPS button on the router and then press it on the, have you done it? On the,
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:23] yeah, there was a double. So you knew this because you were talking about this yesterday. I said this
Josh Janssen: [00:18:27] to Jess and she was every single time I tell her anything.
She straight away thinks that I'm man spider, even when I asked George, George, can you help lift this desk? So work on, I do the lift the desk. I said, because fucking June, George is right here. You can lift the desk if you want. And so anyway, I could feel what the predator,
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:47] I would put my money on Jess kicking your ass in a boxing
Josh Janssen: [00:18:50] match.
But she, but she, um, she seemed very adamant that she was in charge of the printer. So she,
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:58] she was, and then I, if she couldn't work it out, well, she said, I hadn't read the instructions properly. I was like, well, there's your problem. Yeah. And then she read them again and I was like, okay, I'm going to give this five minutes.
I read the instructions and I tried doing what it was, but they said they are fucking annoying. Like they are not clear the thing you just said, you get the WPS thing on your router, whatever that was. And then hit the thing. I looked at our modem doesn't have as button and sounds like, well, this
is
Josh Janssen: [00:19:29] fucked.
Might need to enable it in the settings, but it's also an easy way for people to hack using that. Tech, but they'll definitely be another way I cited. Did I say, I said, put it, plug it into Ethan. Is that what you did?
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:41] So I had to, this is, this is why I think printers would get thrown out before they were even used.
Like my mum would struggle doing this. I had to download an app. I had to Google it. I had to then click through to some random site followed this thing, found the model number, which wasn't clearly on its pack. I had to then print off something that showed me the exact model number, type that in it gave me a download to it.
You can print without it actually connecting to anything. It's like, it's almost like you hold a button and you let go. And it prints just the specs, the printer. Anyway, I ended up D um, downloading this app, uh, logging in it wouldn't allow me to connect to wifi because it was 5g and it's not 5g compatible.
I had had two wives back down to the 2.4. Yeah. Wifi. Yeah. I then connected it up through the app and then it works. But it was just working now. It's yeah, it's working. You can find it. You can just start printing, but it's we got our paper. So
Josh Janssen: [00:20:43] I did hear you say like you're calling from down. So yeah. Now it's only, I three, sorry about that.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:49] Now it's no clutter. Yeah. It's no color. It's just black and white. yeah, but we've got, it's also on the calendar now. That's good. So anyway, it's um, I just hope this one doesn't get thrown out. Like I, I felt guilty about the last one gaze right now.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:03] Okay, great. All right. Well, uh, good luck. Thank you. Hi, at the daily talk show.com.
Uh, you moving, have you had any moving disasters over the past few months? I feel like a lot of people are doing I'm hearing a lot. It's a, it's a tenant's market. Yeah. If you're thinking about moving. If you're thinking of renting, negotiate your rent,
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:22] have you, he got a good deal though. And what, what was, is there a script that you could just give us that you could flick off to your readers?
Josh Janssen: [00:21:31] Now? Rent was five 50 when we said, Hey, we're leaving. They said, we'll do it for 500, no question. Like just straight away, 50 bucks a week off. That's a big saving. It's a lot. Anyway. All right. Well, uh, today the talk show cinema guys, that was
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:46] the one. Say guys.