#928 – Living With Each Other/
- November 29, 2020
We chat about living by yourself, interviewing housemates, picking someone in the team to live with, what we’d put on our Tinder profiles, and Josh’s backpacking fact.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
- Living by yourself
- Housemate interviews
- Living with someone in the team
- Our Hinge and Tinder profiles
- Josh’s backpacking fact
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Josh Janssen: [00:00:00] It's the daily talk show episode 928
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:07] cities waking banter, JM JS, otherwise known as whip Mister 97. We're all here.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:15] And just go, Lucas. You are back in your place in Metro Melbourne. How is it to be, uh, out of Jalong? Sorry, not Jalong Bendigo. I went to jail. I went to Tijuana.
Jess Lucas: [00:00:28] Um, yeah, bending her was great.
I was happy to come back and, uh, regroup, have some alone time and going back this weekend to save everyone again. Sorry. It's good to have the option of having a Lauren time versus family time.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:42] What's the best thing about living by yourself?
Jess Lucas: [00:00:46] Doing what I want. You know, and not having to not having someone talk to you, like if you're in a, in a rude or whatever, or like, you just want to, cause I'm actually quite introverted.
You probably don't think that. But I like my alone
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:59] time, I'm thinking it.
Jess Lucas: [00:01:02] Um, and so being at home, it was like, mom and dad were everywhere. My sister was there. Her boyfriend was there. The only time you could actually get alone time was when you went to your bedroom.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:13] Is there anything is the bedroom sort of well set up?
Like, could you spend hours in the bedroom?
Jess Lucas: [00:01:20] I don't like it and I wouldn't want to do that, but it's, it's a good bedroom. It's fine that there have anything other than a bed. It was like a chest of drawers and a poof. And that's
Josh Janssen: [00:01:30] it. You could write, you could write a book.
Jess Lucas: [00:01:33] I could read a book if I wanted to.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:37] Yeah. Now I've lived by myself. I lived in my, um, uh, my studio. It was, um, it was lonely at times. You're very in your own head, but, uh, it's better than living. I think what you're saying, Jesse's the version of we're living with nightmare house mates. Cause I have done that too. And it
Jess Lucas: [00:01:57] just now, apparently.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:00] Well,
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:01] I love him more than anything, which is a weird. Um, no, it's good, but otherwise he'd be gone, but no, like, Oh God. I remember living. Just with a guy who had a dog, big Greyhound. He was a lovely guy, but the dog would just share it out the back and you couldn't go out there. It was so bad. He just didn't clean it up.
And then you don't want to have the awkward combo, like might clean your shit up cause I'd come into his share house. So there's, you know, it
Josh Janssen: [00:02:34] feels like in the shame of convos, that's a pretty easy one. Yeah. If he's shitting on the bowl, that's annoying, but the dog shit outside. So it's not very, it's like, it's not a personal attack.
It's like, mate, I'm about to stand on one of these shits. And if I do, you're going to have to buy me a new pair of Asics.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:50] Josh. Imagine living with you, someone that she, you don't get along with everyone. I think you can get along with everyone, but no, I don't get along with everyone in terms of a connection, like a vibe.
I have a lot of people in the workplace. Like you guys are alive, but you know, you work with some people, but you're like, I just work with nothing else. I wouldn't fucking hang out with them ever. That's not what you get to you. Don't get to choose that if you're going into a blind house. You know, like, uh, you just going in blind,
Josh Janssen: [00:03:21] making it out, like it's a reality show where you like, don't you have an interview or conversation with them first,
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:27] everyone's doing their best.
What coffee do you drink? Long black. You know, it's like bullshit. It's a long
Jess Lucas: [00:03:32] time in London,
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:34] cappuccino with a pump of caramel or your absolute animal.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:38] What happened in London?
Jess Lucas: [00:03:40] Well, we, you do interviews for rooms and that kind of stuff. And so the, uh, this couple that I know did the most outrageous interviews to make sure that they would get along with their future housemate.
Cause they had to come party with us. Like they had to be part of that culture, I suppose, that we had over there. Yeah. It's I mean, The question was,
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:01] why are you in London otherwise? No,
Jess Lucas: [00:04:04] no, no, no. It, it really the, what someone says to this, um, question. Oh, it says a lot about someone.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:11] No, we all have to answer it.
How about that?
Josh Janssen: [00:04:13] Okay. Can I stop
Jess Lucas: [00:04:18] if you really want to, would you fuck your mom to save your dad?
Josh Janssen: [00:04:22] Oh, Aw. Oh, wow.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:28] Shut off.
Josh Janssen: [00:04:29] It's a bit of trivia. Isn't it.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:31] Let's call them.
Josh Janssen: [00:04:35] That is a really, um, that is a fucked up question.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:38] It's fucked up. Isn't
Jess Lucas: [00:04:39] it. But the thing is, if, if you don't laugh and you get offended either that you don't want them in your house.
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:46] Uh that's. If you take it too seriously, like, Hm. Okay. Hm.
Jess Lucas: [00:04:50] Oh, that as well, there's two spectrums. They're taking it seriously and actually thinking about it or two, they get offended by it and therefore they didn't align to
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:00] our,
Mason Lauder: [00:05:00] well, what's the right answer.
Jess Lucas: [00:05:02] That's not the right.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:03] Well, Mason that's what do you think the right answer? I think it's, it's
Josh Janssen: [00:05:08] hard because.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:10] No Mason, the right answer is the response being w however you deliver it. So the thing is, it's a, it's a test on the personality, the answer answer's really redundant because you know,
Josh Janssen: [00:05:23] what's a good reply.
What I think is funny, but CLI I think a funny reply is if there's multiple people, you say. Actually not it's takes the one that's open.
No, I think I was going to say, Oh no, but I would, I would have sex with Mason's mom to save his dad.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:48] But what about this? What about it's
Josh Janssen: [00:05:49] funny. Everyone laughed.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:52] What about my dad? What about if you're willing to die? So it didn't happen. He was okay with it. It was like,
Josh Janssen: [00:05:59] I mean, what situation are you in?
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:02] You
Jess Lucas: [00:06:03] look well, I mean, you brought up the fucking human centipede the other day, didn't you?
Josh Janssen: [00:06:07] That's true.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:08] Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't on the show though. Jess.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:14] Good gear though.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:15] Blurred lines between what happens on the show and off the show. But, um, what did you answer? Because you probably went through that.
Jess Lucas: [00:06:23] Well, no, I wasn't in that house, so I didn't have to, but I mean, I didn't actually have to interview anyone for the rest of my stay in that apartment in mind.
Sorry. I wish I had the chance to use it and I wish I was part of that.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:35] I don't think I see the thing is I think that, uh, you could get away with it. I think that if it was any of us asking that question, We would be canceled a hundred percent be canceled. It's like, Oh my God though, sleep too late to see it
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:50] has to have the girl.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:52] Wouldn't it just don't you think?
Jess Lucas: [00:06:55] No, because it's not, it's not in the house. It was part of the interview.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:59] It's
Jess Lucas: [00:07:00] like
Josh Janssen: [00:07:02] 1997, 20, 19,
Jess Lucas: [00:07:06] 2019. Yeah.
Josh Janssen: [00:07:08] Real, real back. Um, no, you can't, you can't ask, you can't ask.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:12] No, but I think you can ask that cause it's, it's clearly outrageous. It's clearly fucking, do you think they would have done it if they somehow had a prim and proper, you know, Australian or English person that came in and you know, they seem very meek and not out there.
Josh Janssen: [00:07:32] What's a good question. Like if we were to come up with an actual good question, TJ, what do you think is a good question?
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:37] Oh, I think I would ask you, do you like chores? And you're like, I'm the chores guy and then I'd be like, fucking great live with me. And then you'd be like, don't do shit around the house and we'd have to kick your ass.
So my point is that the bid is what you hear from them could be just complete
Josh Janssen: [00:07:52] bullshit.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:53] So the, this is the thing. So who have I lived with? I've lived with. Uh, my mate, Matt, who we, we worked well together. We work really well together. Um, just as a team, if you've got a housemate
it's, uh, it's you need it. Think about that. Josh even never lived with anybody. Other than if you had to TJ,
Josh Janssen: [00:08:16] if you had to pick someone in our team out of Jess mace GB or myself, who would you pick?
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:25] Yeah. Good question. Great question. Um, I would have sex with white mom.
um, I, uh, I reckon Jess. Then, so Jay, he goes, Jess Mason, Josh.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:47] Oh,
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:47] sorry. I thought you just thought you had that on the show
Jess Lucas: [00:08:51] takes my place.
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:53] Um, Yeah, you're
Josh Janssen: [00:08:57] right.
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:58] Jamie first Jamie is so laid back, so laid back and I'd have a bit more control over it. And then I do a view
Mason Lauder: [00:09:08] where did this on hump day? And I said, gee, I said, JB as well.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:12] Yeah. Oh,
Josh Janssen: [00:09:14] that's upsetting. What's wrong with me?
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:19] What is wrong?
Mason Lauder: [00:09:20] You went in half day. It was just .
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:24] Okay. I,
Jess Lucas: [00:09:26] so GB and Hyundai, I can't remember.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:31] Yeah. So the thing is,
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:32] but I could, Jess, you're clean, you're tidy your on top of things. It's definitely out of the three of us, four of us here.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:40] Can I just sell myself at least
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:43] makes you just don't have, and I've runs on the board in terms of
Mason Lauder: [00:09:46] fair enough, but it's like a credit card application.
Jess Lucas: [00:09:51] It'd be great to live with though.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:52] Yeah, I do too. Thank you.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:55] And so do you think that I would be fun
Mason Lauder: [00:10:01] doing chores?
Josh Janssen: [00:10:02] Yeah. So the thing is the thing is
what does that mean?
Jess Lucas: [00:10:09] He told me about when Bree goes
Josh Janssen: [00:10:11] away. Oh, what did I say? Okay,
Mason Lauder: [00:10:14] let you leave just shit.
Josh Janssen: [00:10:16] What I said, what I said was I was like, I'm not someone who. Operates in a neat way, but if Bree goes away, I'm like within three days, I'm like really pissed off. I don't know why it's because there's shit everywhere.
And then I stopped to tidy up
Mason Lauder: [00:10:31] 80% of it. Last time.
Josh Janssen: [00:10:34] Yeah, I got really. Yeah. And I think that that was like 80% from a brace standard is a hundred percent for everyone else. Like she runs a tight ship, but, um, so from a, if I was to sell it in yeah, for one, the latest technology. So I think the bike, the exercise bike, that's going to be great.
I'm also, I'm a minimalist outside, so I'll have a lot of books that you can read, but I am sort of a minimal, so I'm not going to take up heaps of space, potentially. I love the challenge of not having much storage at all. I could imagine calling my clothes down to just a few items.
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:16] How is that a selling point?
How does this it,
Josh Janssen: [00:11:18] I don't take up much room. Uh,
Jess Lucas: [00:11:20] can we just flag that none of these are personality qualities,
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:24] so
Josh Janssen: [00:11:24] the personality qualities, so I'm fun. I'm definitely fun. I think I'm like, uh, uh, I I'm, I'm respectful of people's space, but also, uh, Yeah, personality traits is hard, isn't it? But the exercise bikes and Apple TV is great.
A lot of subscriptions, Stan and Netflix.
Jess Lucas: [00:11:47] Josh, you say you're a minimalist, but you've got your body tech set up.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:53] That's
Mason Lauder: [00:11:54] minimalism versus like, well, physical versus digital. That's another thing they don't take up space. They don't take up space
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:02] digitally.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:04] But, I mean, the other thing, sorry, I reckon Josh, if we live together, we wouldn't be the biggest enablers.
Just, just tech wise. It would just be buying fricking everything.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:12] Yeah. Would we have smart lights?
Mason Lauder: [00:12:15] Yes, we would have everything.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:17] Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:18] Everything in there. The blinds would be automatic. Like isn't just be,
Josh Janssen: [00:12:22] it'd be nice.
Mason Lauder: [00:12:23] Would buy smart dishwasher like it. Yeah. Righteous.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:28] It'd be great. Yeah. The smart fridge brain, I actually looked at the smart fridge to silly actually they're they're dumb.
They're basically, they're basically like a, um, an Android tablet stuck to a stuck into the, um, into the fridge. They work very poorly,
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:46] like an iPad pro on there with heavy, heavy packet.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:50] Yeah. It had just a magnet or whatever.
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:52] Definitely not Velcro exile. I think like Jess, who would you live with out of the three of us?
Four of us,
Jess Lucas: [00:13:00] just the three of you, not GBS on included.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:04] It's pissing me off.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:05] We know everyone wants to fucking lose JB because he
Jess Lucas: [00:13:08] he's just so chill and happy. Imagine living with those vibes. Um, I was, um, it's hard to say. Probably Mason, probably Mason, out of you three,
Mason Lauder: [00:13:23] what are my pros and cons?
Josh Janssen: [00:13:25] Can I just say that you're picking somewhat, like who's going to.
Be less the least amount of integrate, like integrated into your life. So the reason why you pick your Mason is because you, you, you don't think that he's yeah. You don't think that he's going to have much impact on the actual life, but if you actually had to,
Mason Lauder: [00:13:44] if you actually,
Josh Janssen: [00:13:46] no, no, no. But the thing is that if you had to pick like, you know, what.
My life, like, you know, the, the vibe, the, the, the friends of the house, mate, like all of that stuff becomes a consideration as well. Yeah,
Jess Lucas: [00:14:00] actually, no, he just went like the coconut cruise drinks.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:04] I
Jess Lucas: [00:14:04] mean, I know you're not drinking at the moment, TJ, but like we could have a nice glass of red or something in bees and stuff on the
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:10] I respect his decision to go with mr. 97. Based on there is something about the power in the house. Like, I feel like you would be the powerhouse
Josh Janssen: [00:14:19] or like
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:21] you could bring down the, you know, the. The, um, the run sheet of who's doing it, but that's
Josh Janssen: [00:14:28] the appeal for GB as well. Isn't it like, that's why you picked GB it's because the thing of him being chill is that you can tell him what to do.
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:36] Exactly. Exactly.
Jess Lucas: [00:14:37] Just go sit on the couch and just chat, you know,
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:41] nah, undertones of steps.
Josh Janssen: [00:14:45] And the thing is, and like, I can have a red wine, like one glass of red. Josh. I think
Jess Lucas: [00:14:53] Lee okay. The juicy positives living with you, but the only negative I could see happening is you'd be like, I'm reading this book and you urinate.
You need to go read that right now because we need to have a conversation about it. And then we're gonna spend the whole weekend talking about it. And I just, and you can get on your bike and do five hours and then we'll go for a walk and then
Josh Janssen: [00:15:14] I'm having to sort of manage, manage it all.
Jess Lucas: [00:15:18] No, I just, you just, it'd just be the book thing, the conversation.
Yeah. That's totally intellectual for me. It's Brooklyn.
Mason Lauder: [00:15:23] It's the book, the bike and the Apple TV.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:26] It's all your selling
Jess Lucas: [00:15:27] points. TV choices probably wouldn't align with mine.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:32] Have you got Amazon prime?
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:35] Jeff? Actually she, she watches Tik TOK streaming from her phone on duty. Ah, she said she spent 10 hours.
Jess Lucas: [00:15:44] Is it true?
Yeah, I have, there's been like two or three nights in lockdown gods. I had nothing else to drink. Come on
Josh Janssen: [00:15:50] two or three nights. Isn't crazy. Yeah,
Jess Lucas: [00:15:52] I haven't done it. I don't do it that often.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:54] And what are you hoping for
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:57] in
Josh Janssen: [00:15:58] what, when you're watching it? Like, what's the vibe you said
Jess Lucas: [00:16:02] you just laughed. Ain't
Mason Lauder: [00:16:03] having a wine.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:06] Well, I haven't, I got rid of Tik TOK. I'm actually fail videos. I love searching, found
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:14] Josh. I will say that was for the fan when we've spent some time together. That was good. Electric seat,
Josh Janssen: [00:16:20] robotics, skateboard.
Mason Lauder: [00:16:22] We watched them when in LA didn't we?
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:25] Yeah, we'd probably probably.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:27] I mean, so the thing is it would be the bit that you would struggle with Jesse's the, um, the country theme.
Yeah, no, no. Cause I'm a minimal self. We will have to borrow your clothes. No, the, um, uh, the country themes, like I do get into sort of, I go through these waves where it's like, okay, yeah, we're going to do. England into Iran. Oh yeah. That's a good idea. Oh, we could do Persian food. That would be a good thing.
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:54] I found a Persian restaurant ni in temple Stowe.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:57] Yes,
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:58] literally. So
Josh Janssen: [00:16:59] it also has a cut, a supermarket attached to it.
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:03] I didn't say that it looks pretty dingy anyway, but the food smelled good. Oh, grind. People look happy in there. So where,
Josh Janssen: [00:17:11] Oh my God. They're like Cole barbecue. Like the coals barbecue thing.
Potentially not as in Coles, as in Coles, Woolworths, but as in Tiran,
Mason Lauder: [00:17:19] TJ Taran, Persian.
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:21] Yeah. It's in the, um, in the Plaza.
Josh Janssen: [00:17:24] Siren is the
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:26] tapping. Maybe, I dunno, it, it, um, it looks like they've converted an office into
Josh Janssen: [00:17:33] a restaurant just
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:35] cause I walked past there. When, when we were in lockdown, nothing was open.
Everything was just deserted for so long. And then I walked past on Saturday night, last, last weekend pumping party, and I went to get an ice cream. It was heaving, the whole area.
Josh Janssen: [00:17:49] What do you think? Um, Uh, if, if we had to ride, uh, um, uh, hinge profile for Tommy, what do you think? W what would you, what would you put on it?
Mason Lauder: [00:18:01] Dad,
Josh Janssen: [00:18:03] dad, dad, and husband. Um, and what would you say? What would you say, TJ? What do you think you'd put on that side?
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:12] See, he's the thing I would go so minimal. I wouldn't be, I literally would. I don't even know. Fuck. I don't know what I mean. You're putting them into your mindset.
Jess Lucas: [00:18:23] You don't write a profile on hinge anyway.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:25] Okay. Okay. But what do you do?
Josh Janssen: [00:18:28] So what about like, let's just say, yeah, I just said to hinge because I was trying to be called a dating app profile, dating profile. What are your, what, what TJ, what would you put on it? Like, what's it. You need to put your personnel.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:39] Can you do, can you just, I need some, I need some
Jess Lucas: [00:18:42] reference.
Tommy Jackett: [00:18:44] Oh, is this what they ask questions? They're not, it's not a. That it's not like a bio. Fine. Well that
Jess Lucas: [00:18:54] as, as Josh said, it's the, um, on Bumble and Tinder, you write a buyer and then on hinge, you have questions to answer
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:02] here it is. Yeah.
Mason Lauder: [00:19:03] Traps nine out of 10.
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:05] No shit. TV's Tommy jacket.
Josh Janssen: [00:19:10] Not even on TV, but that's funny.
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:14] So you ask questions, so there's questions. Not a profile. Okay. Go. What are the questions?
Jess Lucas: [00:19:19] Okay. Maybe we could go through three and you will have to answer what yours would be because we have three questions that you need to answer on your head forever.
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:27] And then we can all answer a few dumb slit with your mum to say,
Jess Lucas: [00:19:33] okay, question dating me is like dot, dot, dot.
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:37] Oh, Mason.
Mason Lauder: [00:19:39] Uh, Dating me is I think it's fun.
Jess Lucas: [00:19:46] Um, You're not that convincing just yet.
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:51] I mean, this is where you, I would say,
Josh Janssen: [00:19:54] I think I would say like eating a tub of Greek yogurt. That's what I'm saying. What does that
Mason Lauder: [00:19:59] healthy gut bacteria? I
Josh Janssen: [00:20:01] think it's annoying.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:02] you always want
Josh Janssen: [00:20:03] the sweet one
Jess Lucas: [00:20:05] and I'd come back and say like what your play.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:10] Perfect. And tell me, what was your,
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:13] um, Fuck. I dunno.
fun. Spontaneous and I'm alright. No, you will laugh.
Jess Lucas: [00:20:34] Swiping right on Josh.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:36] You will laugh. Oh my God. Okay. I'll let the profile picture
Jess Lucas: [00:20:45] I bet you, you can't dot dot,
Josh Janssen: [00:20:46] dot.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:48] I bet you can't
Josh Janssen: [00:20:49] eat entire tub of yogurt,
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:53] yogurt heavy. What is their fucking lactose intolerance?
Josh Janssen: [00:20:58] Well, that's something I'm right.
Mason Lauder: [00:20:59] It's a filter. Yeah. It's it's
Josh Janssen: [00:21:01] your filter. I bet. I bet you can't. Um,
I bet you can't come on TJ. You do one.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:11] Do a standing back flip. Cause then you get girls who can, and then you're like, fuck they're gymnast.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:17] So you're trying to filter that just for gymnast.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:21] That's all it came to mind.
Mason Lauder: [00:21:22] Figure out what a CDN is.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:25] That's my, Oh, that's good. That's really good. A hot
Jess Lucas: [00:21:34] Um, I'll introduce you to my family Eve.
Josh Janssen: [00:21:38] If we have to,
Jess Lucas: [00:21:44] don't want to be set you guys up. Fuck. My mom always say he's loving. This is wrong. I don't want to be right dot, dot, dot,
Josh Janssen: [00:21:53] wrong. Wrong.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:54] I don't want to be right. Um, Yeah, cause then you need to find something like, uh, eating peanut butter with a spoon.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:06] You're such a basic bitch.
So what is this going to be
Jess Lucas: [00:22:14] loving? This is wrong. I don't want to be right.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:17] Loving. This is wrong. Don't want to be right. Um,
Mason Lauder: [00:22:21] so suddenly that you love.
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:23] Yeah. So it's like, if you were your guilty pleasure or something,
Josh Janssen: [00:22:26] so yes, and I have the same problem, which is like, we go to food as our gear and we kind of will be food answers if loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:38] Meat, not snacks.
Josh Janssen: [00:22:41] And it's too easy. I'm
Mason Lauder: [00:22:44] scrolling on us bark and
Josh Janssen: [00:22:48] you lost me.
Mason Lauder: [00:22:51] It's a great
Josh Janssen: [00:22:51] filter though, easy now, but then you're going to get, like, I don't want to get someone who's too pedantic when it comes to my
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:59] loving. This is
Josh Janssen: [00:22:59] wrong.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:00] Christian. Have you been on God? Have you been on dates with guys that have answered?
Well that you like, that's fucking clever or well thought through, and then they're absolute duds.
Jess Lucas: [00:23:12] Um, I'm not that I can remember. Tell me my dating life
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:15] is not okay. You know, the right person at the moment. I feel like, I feel like there would be more people who could string together some good. Bio then there is
Mason Lauder: [00:23:24] good for sure.
But people spend hours on that. Like if you spent like,
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:29] you
Mason Lauder: [00:23:29] know, how many people are just doing it on the fly, like that, that's a thing that people would invest time into.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:34] I mean, what people are looking for is the fucking featured Tinder profile in Buzzfeed, that vibe. That's what everyone's vying for.
Yeah. Clever witty smart, funny.
Jess Lucas: [00:23:45] So this guy said
Josh Janssen: [00:23:46] he loved him. I was just trying to find, I saw something, um, uh, our make Kings did a tweet a couple of days ago where he was like, has anyone got that feeling where it's like, um, you've had really good banter with someone on a dating app, but then you are worried to meet because you think you're going to be underwhelming.
I feel like there is definitely the risk in being like, I think banter wise, I think unbeatable, I think that you
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:18] can often text
Josh Janssen: [00:24:19] just, yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:21] Yeah. So,
Josh Janssen: [00:24:22] but I think in person it could be banter too, but I think the thing is like, what is going to be my downfall is obviously my. Physicality, maybe it's not sort of
stop it. Well, I'm
Jess Lucas: [00:24:39] just not entertaining that, um, being a conditioner fries is where it's at. You've got to under promise and over-deliver
Josh Janssen: [00:24:46] under pre-kinder surprise,
Jess Lucas: [00:24:47] surprise and delight kind of.
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:49] So that's where I like to, I'd like to go real minimal. In in, um, in my profile. What
Josh Janssen: [00:24:55] do you think, Mason? What are you, what, what's your approach?
Do you look like? You're really thinking,
Mason Lauder: [00:24:59] Oh, are done. No. Well, I was actually just on, um, I was just reading through a Reddit page with like Tinder profiles on it
Josh Janssen: [00:25:09] and
Jess Lucas: [00:25:09] I'm just really grateful. There's not much to go on these apps. I found great.
Mason Lauder: [00:25:14] Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Find yourself a podcast would be my buyer
Josh Janssen: [00:25:18] and I think, um, Something that you love that you don't.
Jess Lucas: [00:25:23] so that guy had hot Twiggy sticks,
Josh Janssen: [00:25:25] like disgusting
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:28] hot Twiggy sticks.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:30] Thank you, bro. For the coffee.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:31] Surprise. You got that to be your behavior around the house.
Mason Lauder: [00:25:36] Oh, yeah. Cut. Tweaky sticks.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:38] What is it? Hot Twiggy
Mason Lauder: [00:25:39] stickies though.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:40] Seasoned pork
Mason Lauder: [00:25:41] cooked, smoked and dried.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:43] I mean, I'd probably pick out it. If I was walking past a butcher.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:47] Oh, I know what a
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:49] fucking sweet,
Josh Janssen: [00:25:49] I know what my answer is. Um, the, if, if it's wrong, I don't want it to be right. Um, uh, it's food though, but it would be I'm sick. Uh, Scooping scooping dip. It's a bit confusing there wasn't scoping dip a lot. What does that mean? But like eating too.
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:11] I'm wishing
Mason Lauder: [00:26:12] I loved it.
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:13] Loved it. The problem is,
Josh Janssen: [00:26:16] yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:17] so that's perfect. You're looking for. Is someone who doesn't do what you do in the dip department. Jamie doesn't do it.
Josh Janssen: [00:26:24] Does Brie dip that Brita doesn't have that much dip now?
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:27] Yeah. So I think it's, I think you've found your one. When you can find someone who's the opposite deeper
Josh Janssen: [00:26:30] review,
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:31] you've found the one
Mason Lauder: [00:26:33] what's the, um, what's the deal with going, um, in your Tinder profile,
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:38] funny
Mason Lauder: [00:26:39] and banter like that versus leading with all your quirks.
Josh Janssen: [00:26:43] What do you mean. What
Mason Lauder: [00:26:45] do you reckon? Which one's better? Do you reckon leading with all your quirks? Is it better in,
Josh Janssen: [00:26:48] so the quirks would look like, I
Mason Lauder: [00:26:51] dunno, just being outrageous, like,
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:53] you know, hi Karen and I use my phone in the shower.
Mason Lauder: [00:26:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:57] exactly. Okay. Okay. Mason,
Mason Lauder: [00:26:59] what was the question you just asked?
Just what was that, um, that
Jess Lucas: [00:27:02] hinge questions
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:04] using your phone in the shower. Yeah. Oh yeah. I like that. You don't want to make, just like, I think that's relatable
Jess Lucas: [00:27:13] in the toilet
Josh Janssen: [00:27:15] taking a D there's a 70% chance I'm taking a dump right now. What about, like, if I'm online, I'm taking a dump.
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:23] What about, how would you feel about that?
If this is wrong, I don't want to be that's what
Josh Janssen: [00:27:27] got you. Mason, the sex with your mum. Wasn't didn't gross you out, but the, who did everyone who's
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:34] sitting down? Why?
Josh Janssen: [00:27:37] Yeah,
Jess Lucas: [00:27:39] if I was the guy that's exactly,
Josh Janssen: [00:27:41] it's Badu. Love that in a guy.
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:43] Like if I had that in my profile,
Josh Janssen: [00:27:46] would you put your arsenal? I feel like TJ and get
Jess Lucas: [00:27:50] away with it.
I wouldn't have thought about it to be honest.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:52] I think if I was the yogurt, if I was a Greek yogurt dude, and then sitting on the tour, I think, I think it is like, it's a real vibe and he's funny, you know, something interesting that I am discovered. So, um, I did, um,
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:10] Greek yogurt,
Josh Janssen: [00:28:13] no talking about all the books and stuff.
And I was thinking about like facts and pulling out facts. Did you read my backpacking fact that I left you with with Sims? Yeah, the word, but it's really,
Mason Lauder: [00:28:24] Uh, that it wasn't in the Oxford dictionary and the book was written before. It was even in there
Josh Janssen: [00:28:28] 1974, that book that I, um, uh, put a book out for it was all about like backpacking.
And, um, in the foreword it said, uh, backpacking is not in the Oxford dictionary. Like it wasn't in the Oxford dictionary. This book was from 1974. And so I just thought that that's a fun fact in 19, from 1974. Like before that time backpacking wasn't in the dictionary, it wasn't a thing.
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:57] Who came up. I mean, he seems to be coined.
It was it. That's a good question.
Josh Janssen: [00:29:02] I've just got vertigo. That's a very weird, my ears are all funny.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:06] Yeah.
He's holding his nose. He's trying to do that thing on when you're on a jet plane and you see children do
Josh Janssen: [00:29:15] one, two, one, two, one, two. It's weird. Anyway, we better go. I think I'm having a panic attack. Uh, thank you, Jess. Thank you. Serves, uh, everyone. Enjoy your Sunday and we'll see you tomorrow. Have a
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:27] good one.