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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 852.

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Happy 30th birthday, Josh Jetson, thank you. How are you? mate?

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I want to I mean, you don't have the soundboard it would have been noxious for me to

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play applause or if I clap I think you'll echo around the house that I'm in right now I'm at 40 times Hang on.

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Yeah. It's, it's, it's an ideal. So you've

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moved, acoustics in the process. We're in the process of moving. So we've got like a lot of this stuff out downstairs at our old places where I am at. It's my new office. And so I feel like I'm any minute someone could come through and there'll be an open for inspection and I'll just be doing the show. So I happen to know No, there's no such thing as I've been for inspections. Oh, sure. Because we're still in the lockdown. But we've yet it's we're in that transit. period

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is worried about losing your bond?

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Absolutely not.

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I mean, what if you were to get caught? Caught? Losing your bond? What would it be from? Do you think?

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Oh look if you didn't hear in there now a bit more with the cleaning the houses have dense. No. Walls my walls have didn't have a child ever didn't know not May. But look, it's not about me today. Today is your birthday. How you feeling on this day? What's your energy? Let's still check in.

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Our energy is good. I mean, I was I was telling you before we started the show, in a classic sort of negative skew. Finding the negative and everything. Like why can't people be this nice every day? Why wait until it's my birthday to say nice things?

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Yeah, yeah. Look, it is your mom's done a collage on Instagram. I was just smiling when we spoke to

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the mom in two years.

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She's got she's got a The family photos you being a little kitty, you were

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there all throwbacks to when I when we used to see each other

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oh my god the last moments of you guys hanging yet that's very true

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it is in all honesty like it is it is very nice but it's like it gives me it's it stresses me out because it is not like maybe this is a level of vulnerability. Like for instance GB dropped off some lovely thing he dropped off some Lacroix and little things like that yesterday which was lovely. And in the panic breeze like rgbs coming around, he's got something for you. And so I grabbed like 100 index cards like one of the packets to give George as a gift for him like it's just there's an uncomfortable nature but yeah, grateful and thank you for all the lovely messages.

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You're a giver. I mean, you know the tiger, you know Don't expect things. There's a few things coming your way today though, so make sure that you embrace these. So we have a present for you that you want it. We need you to open on the show. But we also have a video which one would you like first it is your day you get to choose. So it feels like the video. If we've learned anything, like over the years, you open the card for like you read the card.

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Okay, yeah.

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So with that theory, I feel like the video is like the card. Okay, right. Yeah, start with the video.

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Start with the video. Okay, this is something that j Bay the suede has hat has put together and it's all for you, Bobby, take

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it well, I can. I don't know what to expect. But here we go. Thank you, JB.

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A message from Larry Bowa from the Philadelphia Phillies. Hey, Josh. This is Larry bow. The Philadelphia Phillies. I got a great message from your friend George. And from what I understand you are getting ready to sew Celebrate your 30th

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birthday.

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That's a nice number. I remember way back when I turned 30. That was a celebration birthday for me. That was 44 years ago. But on behalf of George and your family and myself, I want to wish you a very happy 30th birthday. I understand you're retired DJ,

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the DJing all the DJing stuff. Here I am trying to do something. I'm trying to bring a vibe. And all that happens is I just get shit canned by everyone.

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And you attempted to walk a million steps in a month.

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Sunday. I did 490 steps. Yes.

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Do you remember when you set out to be the million steps in a month guy?

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Yeah. Well, if you reach that goal, Josh, that's an incredible goal. You know, I try to do 12 13,000 a day. And I'm more out after that but to do a million steps in a month. I hope you did attain your goal. He got 33 days but had to pull out from a sore foot. also understand you're a baseball guy.

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Who's your team? Phillies

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index card guy. I've got

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more index cards guys that's coming you like

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elton john and Pete Murray

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Pete Murray's track opportunity. I have been playing nonstop all week and I'd love for him to do it live on the show one day.

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That's a great

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resume. Get going for yourself, Josh. And it sounds like you're a baseball fan. But Phillies

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match neither

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rules. Do you know the rules are used to play table. Table is not baseball.

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So remember one thing the Phillies are going to be in the playoffs this year. They're going to go a little bit farther than people think because they have a very good baseball team. I've been following them. I still work for them. The 23

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year gap between winning a championship is ridiculous. And so now

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and I'm looking forward to the playoffs starting here in about two weeks. This is all about you, Josh. I hope you have a tremendous day. And I know the virus has sort of put handcuffs on our The last four or five, six months. Yeah, I bought handcuffs that were real. My uncle said they weren't real. So I decided to handcuff him. Hopefully, if he's off here in the Philadelphia area, and you'll be able to have some, not only family attend your party, but friends also. But remember one thing we got to keep staying safe, obey the rules. And most of all, Josh, have a great day on your 30th birthday. You take care.

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Thanks, Larry. And Happy birthday, Josh. How much was that? 50 bucks? Yeah, okay, cool. No worries. Oh, US seven likes me.

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Yeah, that's fine.

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God,

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he's my favourite player. Now.

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See, you know how easy easy, easy hero, isn't he? Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, thank you, JB. That, the controversy around the baseball stuff. Because I've sort of got two teams going at one time.

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Oh, no, no, no, don't do it Larry.

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So the birthday video if you if you look behind me, there's a baseball. That's for the Houston Astros. Yeah, so yeah. I started with the Phillies, but with all the COVID stuff Phillies couldn't play, so I moved to Westeros temporarily.

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I didn't know this.

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This isn't that bad. But I'm back on the foot. Like I actually prefer that. I did an Insta story about the Astros Yeah, and got shit canned because Astros are one of the the most hated teams in the league because they cheated.

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They cheated. He cheated. And

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so they were they were using the sounds of beans in the back like so basically, like you've got different speed like different sort of pitches that you can do when so if the person who's batting no was what they're going to be. It's like, advantageous. And so there was Yeah, yeah, there was sort of cheating that way. So, I mean, I'm a Phillies guy. I'm definitely a Phillies guy. And, and that was a lovely message from Larry.

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Larry yet. Yeah, it's Larry. Larry's retired but he's doing well. He's doing well on cameo.

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1000 steps

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a day is really good. For 70 plus year old, his buddy

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and a baseball player like you don't have to be crazy fit to be a baseball like you could be eating hotdogs and stay in high school choir

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like Shane Warne when he was yelling back in the day, big fat guy, smoking dairies and drinking beers on the sidelines. How else what else have you got today? Any other little Prizzi's?

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So yeah, Bree, she wanted me to put this on but, like the happy thing, it's a little bit of noxious. It's a badge. do go like enough this took away the whole sort of sentiment but I'd go to like, how was this manufactured?

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Who's doing that? Bad?

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I was like, yeah,

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let's just blow out the birthday cake without thinking about the emissions from the Canada.

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My favourite thing that Brady got me was this very nice leather around beautiful. Yeah. And so that's going to that's going to become sort of where I put on my nice notes and things. My the sniff on that would be great. It's really good. But I mean, you can't Yeah, I believe it's pleather BK if you

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Okay, and I've also got you a present that we're going into that phase now. This is opening the present. I dropped off this morning.

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So strive to

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get a score. ibet cat tall wide geyser

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so it's a

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it's got Christmas wrapping.

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See, I mean it has that vibe. It's got Randy. Jesus. Yeah, but it's a bit cartoony so you might not know yet definitely Christmas. Now it's Christmas wrapping. It's all we had

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appreciated. Okay and so it's big it's probably the size of from my hips to my head.

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Okay, yeah. And

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it feels like some sort of frame. Alright so I'm going to I'm going to

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try try to that might just cause a bit of problem I did not. I forgot that you are quite challenged when it comes to opening things

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to get that not to remember.

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So I'm just

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so was a bit upsetting because Bodhi really wanted to come this morning and he was sleeping and so I didn't want to wake him but he here we go we're gonna open it up

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is this the front or the back? That's the back

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Should I do it

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like that or should I do it so that reveal yeah

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but as long as you can say what's in there okay you ready?

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Yeah so it is a photo the photo from LA to NY on a scooter together.

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Yeah. It's

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it's it is it not just to have it in my office?

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Absolutely not. It's one of the best photos I've ever seen in my life and that's not just because i mean it's it's got a huge jet plane flying above us doing a tie. 10 moment on an electric scooter in Los Angeles. Oh

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good printer does.

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It does like it looks.

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That's so good. Thank you.

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No worries.

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No worries. And I

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pray that you got brain I dinner on Saturday night, which was delicious as well. real good. Yeah. What's it called again? What's the place called? Maha? Maha? Yeah. Had? Yeah, it was a lot of food. Like, you know, I wouldn't even I'm not even joking. I had this moment where I'm like, Is this some sort of psychological test to see whether because it's sink would seem like too much food?

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Yeah.

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I can't hear. I can hear some sirens. Okay.

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There may be something I don't know. He's going to check out the side of his house. He leaves four stories up. And he's he's hearing some kind of sirens.

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In the sirens,

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the sirens. Stop

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it. Seriously, stop the Saris. This is awesome. So Josh, there might be someone downstairs. I want you to go and have a look. And then maybe we can get what am I gonna do?

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Explain what you heard.

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So I'm hearing the sound of the megaphone that I have, like,

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ooh,

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but whoever's doing that, just stop. I can hear you. I'll come down, but I just don't want any police or anything to arrive.

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So, no, no, you're gonna get a phone call.

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So Josh is young to experience. scooter. Derek has a megaphone that he bought yesterday from office works and is down on the corner in callingwood bellowing out Happy Birthday through through magnified

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the seas cried

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he's gonna be on the show very soon. But he's going all out for this. He was so nervous about it. He told me yesterday. He said my I don't know if I have the courage to do this. But then he texted me this morning and says might How's this for timing? I'm almost in Collingwood.

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Everyone was stopped. So screw to Derek. singing happy birthday on the megaphone.

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Can you call him Can you call him Got it. That's all I want you to

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set up.

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Do I can try and send the neck up. Oh, you have to go to Instagram to watch the

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show. Yeah,

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it's all happening.

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I can't wait to panic attack. I can't

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wait till he tells you about what he wanted to do. You

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okay down there like it what's the you playing the siren what were people doing?

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What are you talking about?

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I can hear the tramp screwed up.

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I rang up a birthday hobo

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besides the money and I go

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to Oh boy.

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Yeah, come on. I really didn't hear so someone came out on the balcony below you.

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A bit weird.

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A bit heartbroken. I was

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standing here with a balloon full of confetti and a megaphone. I've got a flowery mascot. Yeah.

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And the who chose Yeah, gone.

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Oh yeah, sorry about that.

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And, and the food or pocket he had parked on that were like, bananas the library, but he's crazy, right? Yeah, I've gone off. Maybe I'll ask him to form a choir. But I know but I just say that. I just say like my and he just went and just stared down and kept walking like we got I got crazy. It's crazy guy.

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Brains

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just sent me A

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message likes on Facebook on our apartment block group. Happy Birthday Josh. Jensen of level five across the road is pretty special. That's from Chrissy stem.

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Hey, Derek, can you tell jokes about the plant the idea that you had that we that we ended up not going with? Jamia?

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You dodged a bullet so hard

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evacuation Dan to all look at this party a gathering of

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swatting you.

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Always got out. I was gonna sacrifice suppose the bullhorn and I was gonna just You can record something into it. So it's going to record the birthday song into it. Yeah, you have to type it to a post and just turn it on and run away. I just thought, what do you want to say? humiliation? Or take? I

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mean, what I appreciate Derek is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

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Because, I mean, you're the

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I mean, yeah, you you're known around this area, so I feel like

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he's got more to lose. You've got a lot to

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lose a lot to lose. You're a small business owner around here that like, like, Fuck, I didn't realise Derek was taking it. So this lockdown stuff with the megaphone. That was

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a little bit frowned upon. You don't want to go Yes, the bright side of COVID right. But I'll tell you what. wearing a mask can do anything.

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Yes.

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Just some I know. I know you're feeling a bit sort of thrown Josh. Derek yesterday was very nervous. He almost wasn't going to do it weren't you might be scared.

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Yeah, I get nervous about things. I know.

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Yeah, if you don't get nervous on things like this, you've really sort of got a few things missing.

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That's really nice. That's lovely.

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Anything else?

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I better go.

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Yeah. And he's got another booking

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for everything today. Yeah,

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I mean, it's a good I mean, it's a solid. I'm just proud of how well the megaphone works as well. The fact that I had the window, like I've opened up the window now, but the window was closed. The blinds were down.

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I know I was so nervous when I put the fire All Yeah. And I thought it was

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cool like

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nothing happened at your apartment, but other people. They came out.

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And so it was just so you started Happy Birthday early?

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Yeah. Saturday, I started a first round just so that people would know what to celebration. Yeah, I wasn't protesting

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for yourself.

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Thank you. That's that was very nice. And a lovely guy

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and I love you very much. Love you down on the street.

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Talk to penguins. Got to just go. Thanks, man.

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That way was that I can make it fun manufactured. That's the real connection. That's

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the

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Yeah, we'll have to we'll have to play the Do one on Instagram instagramming Let's see if you

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oh

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yes on the side

vccs vibrato I was wondering it's now answer the question for me how the people in the Facebook group knew it was Josh Jansen from level five. It's because he didn't hold back. He should have basically said your apartment.

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That was very nice.

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Oh, you feeling special? Matt? Yeah, yeah, that's that's what it's about panic attacks and all that it's all good. Andy Calvin, Olivia, Vicki, nearly Greg. Shana, Mike, these are all people coming through saying Happy birthday. Thank you Georgie boy not out front with megaphones No. No, that I mean there would be if they could, but they're not.

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Well, that's that's very special.

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Anything else you'd like for the day? Or does it I mean, I was on the way dropping that off I said I saw some sort of food in a counter while I was getting a coffee and I thought I could get that for you. It was

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a big food days and like everyone that like like, you know, George with the Lacroix he got me peanut butter Whitaker's or whatever I did I smashed it all yesterday and then just like yeah, and panic attacks is it's just like this sugar was fucking turn. My body is just you're winning.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, thank you, everyone. I feel very special.

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Yeah, thanks. Yep. And that's about it. Right? That's all the surprises nothing else

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coming through. I appreciate All right, it's a daily talk show.

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Go and see that video on Instagram.

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Yes, I could have I mean, this is this is where I go overly control, you know, controlling everything but I could have had a second camera set up there and all that sort of businesses. Now the beauty If it isn't, you wouldn't

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have had the panic attack which is what? It doesn't come with a pre organised shoot. That's why you organise it.

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Thank you, everyone. Thank you, tj. Thank you, everyone for all the birthday wishes. And there was another siren that's smoked out for the

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for the builders, the builders karate

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through to JJ today place. And if you're in the future, send it anyway, just any time that you hear this episode, whether it be 2023 and it's February. Just send Josh Happy Birthday play. Sounds good.

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Thank you. All right. Have a good one. See

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ya. See you guys