#358 – Riddles, Tabs & Cupcakes/
- May 30, 2019
It’s Thursday and Josh shares why he thinks cupcakes are healthier than bananas. Tommy is puzzled with a riddle, and 3D-Dyl shares what his experience has been like staying with Mr. 97.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
The Daily Talk Show studio sign
How many tabs you have open
3D-Dyl’s experience staying with Mr. 97
Bananas and Cupcakes
Josh learning to use the dishwasher
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 357. And guys, what's going on? Why have you got a tape measure? Man, I just
couldn't name out about the size of our sign that's going to be smack bang on the wall, right here. And it's like anything you get the inflammation, you want to quickly do a quick measurement. I mean, I've got a thing. So my dad thing is pacing out distance. It's like a classic joke, you know, like, I had beats the block Atlanta to be going all at this pace of that. And he just does one two strides it out.
Is it is it to two strides from ADA.
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made a small like, this is 950. You could just drive that.
And so to be described, like it's a real shame on a work site, but I'm trying
just checking if you're watching. We're going to have a sign up here.
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This is what three day deals been worth on.
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So it's my job to go to Australia Post to get the trip. Camera, the 360 camera, it is your P o box.
Yes. And so yeah,
it's your job. So it's not there yet. If we don't have it by tomorrow, we're in trouble. There's no 360 would have to borrow and I don't want to have to buy one. Now if we we still have Saturdays. Well, potentially like I can get on Saturday what they deliver on Saturdays p o box should be open. All right,
Chase. I mean, they say Mr. 97 is an old soul. And if he knows that detail, you really are an old soul mate. He does.
He doesn't know a lot about that sort of like
Mr. Nice Evans helping me return. I've got some new balance shoes that have sort of the souls effect on them.
Just a big baby.
It's a perfect. It's a perfect thing having people like Mr. 97. Because he said, Yeah, he sees me filing. Yeah. And so he can't help himself. But take over
now. I appreciate it. He's very helpful. Yeah, he's very helpful. I mean, and if you're looking for somebody, that's helpful. He's easy, man. If you know, I'm saying we get the camera. You know,
he works for us.
Dating, dating sort of stuff, Melvin.
But when I did go into the post office, always impressed by the guy. Because he knows I'm p O. Box 400.
How many po boxes out there is probably there is hundreds on that wall.
400 more than 400
I don't think it's that was maybe maybe close to 400 boxes on there. But because they like all really small, right?
But the thing is that he the impressive bit is that I said I can you just have a look out the back safe. It's there he goes. It's Janssen, right. I
think that's quite good. Good. I mean, it's your job. It's like a coffee shop owner understanding the name of these customers.
Isn't that the equivalent of saying if the coffee shop owner needed to know the name of every single person in the entire suburb? No, not at all.
Not at all because not everyone has a p o box and so there's limited p o box and so
you're some of the IP in regards to post on some stuff. Yeah,
I'm what I will say is it's great service like that familiarity is lovely. Like I walk into a US 79 when we say it like that every because I always forget I don't even I never say the name of my head. It's one of those things. I literally just look at it and think and I walk in it's one of the best coffee shops in Melbourne I use every night as I learned the gold. Is it gold?
Yes, the elemental symbol for
elemental symbol will go but the the dude in there knows my name now. I tell you that's good. Nice. But they all know my coffee order.
They don't know they really struggling with me.
Well, a lot of people do. But why is typically
on the night. I think it's just because I I don't have any regular sort of schedule. Sometimes change my order.
Have you had banter though with him? Because I have.
Well, the girl said to me today what I had to ask the guys What did what did she say? I responded, but I didn't know what she said. I don't know something about being called I think
takeaway. Yeah, I just said, yeah, it's cold.
And then everyone was smiling around me. So I have a feeling I fucked up. As long as he coffee that Tyson, I feel like a rapport killer is saying sorry. What was that?
No, not necessarily. I mean, if you just missed it, if you're genuine, you actually missed it. And the thing I guess we all miss things in life that we
have been trying to be more
on top of sort of my computer, specifically sort of efficiencies and
productivity. I will say, this week is being efficient across the board for big media companies flash the daily talk show. It's been great. Yeah.
We've really increased our activity, productivity workflow. It's been great boys. Asana is going really well, which is our project management. Yeah.
I mean, it's all bit nerdy. But when you sort of when you when you're establishing the systems is so important. So yeah, I'm enjoying it goes.
Well, I specifically had written down that I wanted to talk about, I'm keeping track of how many tabs I have open. I'm trying to limit the amount of tabs.
I'm always repulsed at my wife when she brings their work computer her
looking to cut it off. It just always repulsive. I've actually, I'll shift this, because there's more of a severe case that I can bring to light tools land. Oh, man. I worry because I see his computer sees desktop. I used
to face the ripples. Yeah,
I was getting that dude. But he's changed it to Josh Yeah, change it because Jesus actually was a serial offender. Hundreds of got on the to, like dump some footage onto his desktop or something. And I'm just like, dude, got a lot of ideas. I'm like, I'm What? Is this your fucking mind? Am I seeing a look into Julian's brain?
While it's work, I'd literally had written it down because it was something that I was proud of myself on. However, I'm looking at my laptop right now. And in one window, I have 1-234-567-8910 1112 1314.
And that doubles. So it's about 30 tabs.
You're a nerdy dude. So and so he's missed. So he's conspiracy, Jimmy. And I've learned this. And I think I also learned it from Mr. 97. Developers and stuff I used to, rather than clicking through and having it follow through on that same page, clicking through to open up a new press committed page command, but I think, but I think there's a difference between your Ponta and people that work in the tech space, but times aren't good. tabs are bad, because just remember the
apps now I remember, I remember specifically when Firefox had tabs, that Internet Explorer or that didn't have tabs. The reason I moved to Firefox was because they had tabs. So there was a time where the tab, you would literally have the one window. Yeah, that was it.
No task was easy, wasn't it?
It was a lot a lot simpler. But the other thing that I've been doing is, sometimes when it comes to emails, you know about, you know, this about me, which is I can sometimes I don't want to take in everything that's being said in the aim. I don't know if I've got the the energy to deal with all the information, specifically reading it all long emails. And so I've so I've started a new thing where I use an app called natural reader.
And I'll say Don't we all know around the office? Yeah.
Well, I've actually well, because I did have it on speaker for a little bit. Yeah. Which I've, if you notice, I've moved it to I was playing Yeah, I haven't heard it. Appreciate that. So you've got your
I just thought a lot of the things you do. You just stopped doing now. You're still doing?
Yes. So you're just doing it in the in my headphones. Okay. Okay. And so the idea is I can select any piece of writing yet on my Mac, and it'll read it back to me. I mean, it's, by the
time we do have a seriously big media company, we could just have someone doing that for you. Because it is the creative director who just wants to sit on the chair and close his eyes. Go and have someone raid for him. And inside that bit, there is what I like. Let's lead with that. Like I actually see the appeal in that. I know you may
do something a little bit mad men in the way that you described it. Yeah, yeah.
It's definitely maddening because it's a weird thing to be doing. I mean, I don't think it will be.
I mean, I've never watched madman by the way. I'm just assuming. Yeah.
Have you watched it? Yeah, it's just, it's just a old school ad. advertising. I didn't see men. No, I don't think there's anything that Mad Men about it. Yeah,
I mean, you might hear reference about a fucking show you don't watch or never was just that's all I was asking you about it.
So you don't mark it as a show.
I didn't get into it first. I watched a couple of episodes. It's good. I mean, Don Draper the main character. He's a fucking handsome chap. quite enjoyed watching him. And just you know, when you watch like Brad Pitt, I'm not guy. I just fucking love a man who greatly Ryan Gosling last night watching the good guys. Yeah, with Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. And this young girl. She's like, she was 16 in the film. She's from Perth. such a cutie. She was like Ryan Gosling's daughter, and they are, like high in fucking detectives. They're not cops. They're detectives. And was this a movie? Did you say here's a film on Netflix. What's it called? Guys? Two good guys. Yeah, the good guys. Yeah. And 19 like 70? Was it? Yeah. La in the 70s.
Like that porn porn. There's a lot of there's a lot of POW in
know, are in it sit around the time that you could imagine maybe 6070 Boogie Nights. Yeah, if you've ever seen that film Mark Wahlberg. It's funny. It's fucking sick anyway. I just love watching Ryan Gosling. He just like I'm just like, that guy's just a fucking great looking. And then he's character can be a bit suave. You know,
I do like the oldest. I've watched that one on. I think it's called the founder, which I mentioned a few months. Yeah, yeah. All About McDonald's and stuff. I thought that was cool.
I've got a riddle for you eating. What was his name? Someone Keating.
And he played Batman nice and easy. I think it's that it's the
Michael Keaton, Keaton, or Keaton Keaton,
who played the main guy, I'm
sure. The sales guy founder in his play the sales guy thinking founder, and he played. He was in Batman like one of the
old school ones as the milkshake guy. I've got a riddle.
3ds looking it up?
I've got a riddle for you. Because specific came up in my mind when we were just talking Islam. Is this a real youth? panel of Google? Okay, yeah. We'll just start with Tommy and then we'll open it up to the floor. Okay. A father and his son are involved in a horrific car crash, and the man died at the same. But when the child arrived at the hospital, and was rushed into the operating theatre, the surgeon pulled away and said, I can't operate on this boy. He's my son.
The surgeon said I can't.
How can this be?
Can you say it again? Because he falls radio radio a couple times. Okay.
Well, we could get I could get the natural rated R rated out.
good content. But the problem is that I don't have. I'll have to turn my microphone. So
yeah, that's fine. We can have you off mic for one moment.
He's now facing the mobile down. It nearly went in and would have smashed his laptop to crack the screen. Just give us 321. Okay, sometimes this program doesn't work. I did it. I did it yesterday. To be honest, I copied and pasted the text. You can just look up like a voice voice reader adder on the Google.
And the man died at the scene when the child whoops. Okay, can you take it off to time? No, it's too quick. Yeah. A father and his son are involved in a horrific car crash and the man died at the scene that when the child arrived at the hospital and was rushed into the operating theatre, the surgeon pulled away and said, I can't operate on this boy. He's my son.
And so the answer we just trying to work out like, was the
Do you guys have answers? Okay.
Don't run it through they do nothing in relation to what you're talking about. Which is it was wasn't until I heard this riddle that I it made me think about certain things are right at one. I mean, I'm trying to work out
right. What, what you just meant? That was
my brains thought.
All right, one more time. Yeah, a father and his son are involved in a horrific car crash. And the man died at the same. But when the child arrived at the hospital, and was rushed into the operating theatre, the surgeon pulled away and said, I can't operate on this boy. He's my son. Yeah.
You know, when you struggling to understand something, you Brian kind of my uncle, he would be able to do this. He's so fucking smart. But he's always like Tommy I got this one. And he says it to me. I I blew my mind. Because I the first one, he pitched up to me at Easter time. Who was it? Who was it rid of my uncle Mark? I can. And he said, and he told me this thing. And I said, I said the answer. And he's like, correct. Like,
no, that's the answer. Yeah, but do you think you know the answer?
I think anyone
else or the answer? I'll read I'll read you the surgeon
and the surgeon was in the car and they rushed them both in I don't know what
the answer is. This story is called the the surgeons dilemma. It's often used to demonstrate the way the unconscious bias works. Of course the surgeon is the boy's mother.
Okay, of course the surgeon is the boy's mother.
So that the data the the boy died. Oh, sorry, the Dad Dad Dad died. The boy is going to hospital I read it again. Now. I'm actually a father and he saw
What an asshole for not operating on a son. It's like, wouldn't you do that?
Is that the lesson?
I mean, that's all I'm thinking this whole kids second on the bed. Could we play half but but you assumed that it? Was he his mother? Because you assume the surgeon was a man? Yeah,
you know, it's not I was always trying to
that's what this is the point of it. Yeah. If the dilemma is it's showing the unconscious
because I'm trying to always trying to work out what the what the connection between the soul going to be so I who died? Maybe the guy who died on the scene. And if there was a connection that that it was Yeah, I just I
bet it's based on that I
get what was the connection though. So the connection
was whenever you referring to creative director, not something you always like, hey, hey, hey, and it was like in this had that madman vibe to it. Which is fine. Like a lot of people do it, but I just thought it was interesting. I thought you would get something out of it. Yeah, and it wasn't until I had someone do that way back like it's a there's certain roles that we always go back to when we say hey, someone like Seth Godin is very good at he's changing it around Yeah. What do you think of that Mr. Nice heaven Have you heard that before? Oh, no, no never heard it before. Okay, so anyway, I'm using the natural
is there other riddles?
Not actually in my brain really hurts because I was really fixated on the person that got killed in the car crash I thought Who was that guy?
The problem I had was I think you just get too angry for me to do that.
I actually I it's probably the stupid person does this but I try and think okay, it's a real it's going to try and trick me and so I'm trying to work out the front trick which is the the front trick was the trick was the dad and the kid in the car kill a man and so on then
there was a car accident with the son the dad but didn't man a man died yet the dad the dad died Yeah, maybe whatever fucking someone died but then I'm thinking what is this other man maybe it's a riddle of like the dads going there yeah look at the fucking smack
the problem is when people know the answer is how many many just like waiting for a couple of you didn't get that Yeah, I said
I said I got it wrong. I said I got it wrong. Just stop being so angry. But I've got some straight guts for you if you want to hear it.
Are we okay? Not really.
It's about the protein shop now you interested in and oh
no I'm just trying to day Riley lucky database anyway go on gone. You can trying
vein line coming in. Just fucking old and just uncomfortable.
coming up the stairs laughing with Bitly
now as I was talking to the guy all by all banks,
we don't know his name, but should we give him a name? Yeah,
sure. Protein Paul.
could imagine poll would work by man. Why man? Why have you chosen a man?
Still because the person I'm speaking to is a man Yes.
And it's even how you feel when someone else makes these is fucking stupid shit tries to put words in the name this isn't a riddle.
I know. I know. This is a story that I going going going it's the equivalent of is this bad credit Boston? No, I just just the day Riley. I know your version of my D railing is like the exact come up with this like interesting track. So then you day route you've just stood in front of the try and try to date around me and you've just
chuck a mattress and tracking mattress in front. It'll take the old puffing Billy off its tracks you haven't do rob me. Do you remember that when you were young hearing about putting mattresses on track?
I'd The first time I heard about it was about two months ago when you mentioned it on the show. You know
if I didn't mention it, will you suck? Suck?
No, I don't Hey,
we'll do that Friday. Or you know, I'll suck Yeah. Yeah.
Which was just him fulfilling he's a part of the deal. Yes.
And so anyway, so protein Paul protein, Paul yet? He's got a bit of chewed.
Well, he's a guy that I've experienced many a time at Jim's, he's like a classic to gym head. Trains, probably four or five days a week split routine back tries and bars Monday. legs. It's Italian, like a lot of them are. You know, it's like the g8 What's the Jersey Shore like the Guido like later, Jim tan laundry made. There's anything fucking that we should take from the talents? Let's get your gym routines on and your clothing and attend excellent. Drop the tan. That's fucking stupid. tanning routine anyway. So I have I've experienced protein Paul many times. Yeah.
And so he's, he's got a little bit of attitude. Let's say. I always ask him how he's going? Because I always know I'll get a good answer. Yeah,
he's the one that told us a story about the person who owed aid and died. And he actually kicked to the body trying to wake him up. Yeah. You said I needed to give it a hard enough kick. No, you said the kick that I gave the person was would have woken anyone up. And so I know it's a high kick. You know, which is
when the body when the person was dead. like
should I made a story for the gym?
definitely been told over, you know,
flaws. He's definitely tell that story a bunch of times. Yeah. But he asked me, are you busy today? Yeah. I said yes. Yeah, I am. I'm always busy when I go in there because I'm having a protein.
Who's been in there many times a week. Haven't been
with either one of two ways. It's a the
really busy and need to have something real quick yet a protein bar or getting late in the day want to fuck around? Go get a protein bar. So it could be both. Yeah.
And so anyway, I said to him, and I've noticed a thing I said, you know, have you been busy? Like not? Quite as I said, Do you think it's the weather because it's been cold? said not so location. This guy, protein page. Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. Sorry, Paul. protein. Paul has a real issue with this like, Yeah,
well, I mean, one of the most privileged things I've ever heard. When he said to me, I mean, if he watches this, he's probably feeling a bit attacked. He doesn't. He said, we've never told him that he's never inquired enough to really understand what we do. Which is good. He said to me, might if I got given a house around this area, I wouldn't even live in it.
The fucking stupid. It's gonna be at least $1.4 million.
Could you ask protein call the surgeon riddle, just to see what happens. Just out of curiosity. What do you do? You bring it out. So now if I can, so the dad and son killed someone. And so the dad's a surgeon, but he's dead. So what you saying? anyway? So my theory is, there's been so much pushback in regards to this location, being seeding this thought for the past two months. Oh, yeah. I've been here. I mean, even though every time I go in, it's like, Oh, geez, it's not like the suburbs. Yeah,
it's it's his stick, though. Because before we even signed the lease, like I came in here, before we even had the meeting with a dude who got us the property,
as in the real estate. Yeah, yeah.
I went in fucking spoke to him, bought a protein bar.
talked about, you know,
stuff. Good. Let boo downs. And he said to me, I asked him about what do you recommend this area? And fucking that was the first. That was the start. I'm sure he's probably like, I'm glad he opened with that. Yeah,
well, the thing is that so I have a theory that in the next six months will say them out the whole business, either the whole business or Paul's leaving.
Paul seems like he's been there for a while. He did say I really like the area because I can walk to the footy. Really, so moved to Richmond, if he's gonna, if you wanna be host, I know where it leaves you leaves out of the highway, like out, you know, if you're heading back towards where Mr. 96 I think is Doncaster. Again, it's a pretty big suburb. It's nice, but it's not. It's definitely the opposite of this in terms of junkies and you know, the state of the straits.
What do you say an orange cap on a needle? Like we've been saying around here? That means is it still being used the moms the mom
was using the name
it was a woman is a female? Jackie was definitely but wasn't the the orange I put one on, I put one back on you put on Monday. touched it. Yeah, I didn't fucking prick myself. I'm a father. What would you do if your son had was around something, there was needles. And I've had experiences and he
was the sound of the start of a riddle.
So I was skateboarding through and I knew fell off. And then I looked down on the ground. And there was three needles, two of them had the caps on them. And as soon as the caps mean that they've kept me cap is like a lead. So you drink a can of drink a drink a bottle of Coke, you
can would have been a terrible
drink a bottle of Coke. And then you can screw the lid back on.
So you know, like a Can you not a safer lighter?
No, it's not a it's not a remove seal by breaking this thing. It's like, just pop off the top show. And so it was right next to the top was right next to the cap was right next to the needle. So I just grabbed the needle, and I just worked its way into the
the orange thing the Orange County
knows I feel that again. I'm fucking doing this. Right back on the ground holes, kicking junkies, dead ones. And I'm real fucking burn caps back on. The thing is people are very like the people who live around you. So we witnessed a person shooting up to you young ladies. And yeah, it was very sad. Very, very sad. One of them put the needle down like a drain that was still kind of sticking out wasn't I saw her break the tip of it, which is good. A lot of them do that. A lot of them just like snap the end of it all and I snap it off because they snap off. Which is Is that better? It means it's on the ground, but I guess it's a bit better.
I don't know if it is better.
It's definitely if I was to have one or the other I'd rather have the needle in snapped off. And yeah, but they're not ideal either of them. You want the cap back on put into a fucking a disposal being Yeah, but that's simply thinking for a heroin addict. Yeah,
sure. So I missed that a lot of them do that. But anyway, the bins a yellow nice and obvious. Yeah.
Anyway, I saw I saw to plug down I went over on that. Oh, god. What should I do? I walk back in. There's no needle disposal be next to us. Like if there was one across the road. I would have definitely picked up. I will come back in I forgot about it. Like went back the next day to have looking for someone to tighten it and put it put it Why? I mean, this is what you expect. Yeah. So yeah, it's so that how do we get on the new cap thing?
I was just curious.
So Paul, you're, he's going to be going after footy season? If so, because he still wants to
do it. I think Paul's gonna stick around. That's for sure. It is a franchise though. So there's a bunch of that. Like he talks, talks head office, you know, he's like, Oh, it's going back to head off poles. Yeah, interesting. So he's, he might just move to the Doncaster store. So maybe he's doing bit of time at Doncaster. 97, you've got 3d deal. hanging in your house is dying for a bit. Yeah. How is it? Yeah. How's it how's it all going? Guys? It's pretty chill. Yeah,
it's easy here. We just headed to the gym this morning. And, yeah, we just get home till there's a bit of work.
I could give it a dinner with mom.
I mean, why would you ever need to start dating?
companion not saying you're sexually active together. I'm not insinuating that
as an adult. But yeah,
the both of them. Yeah. takes two to tango Josh
unless, unless you're Tango by yourself. Actually. What am I saying? happens? But, you know, like, he's almost feeling that companionship after work. Yeah, we thread a deal.
Does that? I mean, that's why Mr. 97 has said multiple times. The reason he's not dating is because he's got the show. Yeah, yeah.
And now he's got through the Oh, yeah.
And so what's the from an evening point of view? You were talking yesterday to us? Mr. 97, you wanted to go to bed at 830. And three, the deal was staying up. And so this is a bit of friction. Whenever you have sleep overs, the sort of needs to be universal time. I think they won't go to sleep. Yeah.
I mean, what do you mean, where? Where are you staying up? Three? They do? What do you out?
Hang in with the nice. No, no, everyone has gone to bed by like, 830. I just had I had work to do for school. So I was like, I'm in the room though. No, I just I went to the kitchen table, turned on the home theater and put the
5.1 surround sound.
Switching had the three day goggles on.
That's pretty fun.
No, I mean, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't do that.
I'd be panic. Yeah, I would. I would feel like I want to go into you did fall into the routine. And when you were staying with me, yeah, you would sort of go to bed a bit early on like us.
He was knackered though. The first
Yeah, I was exhausted that last week. I would go to bed and go to sleep. I wouldn't go into my room and say I'm going to go to bed. Yeah. And then then five minutes later, I hear the YouTube ads. Oh, yeah,
that was definitely not YouTube ads. I paid for
the it's commendable, though. Because missing 97 families probably lovely and then so he feels very comfortable. Yeah,
like I didn't do it the first night because I was just like settling in. Yeah. And then it's it's been a few days now. And I feel
they're great any any Australian specific stuff that you've I mean the New Zealanders as well, but anything that you're picking up from the sort of
culture cultural differences. Well, I didn't know that Marmite was a thing.
It's another thing. Another thing Why not? Right?
Mom on him? Why better than me? I'm glad you don't Australian citizen.
You're going to get your citizenship eventually. So what's involved?
We don't have to sponsor ship. Now. I just have to get a few passports and fill me passports
are just my parents and stuff.
Okay, if you're gonna like a 70 page application maybe if you can do my new balance returns really sold out you're
trying to decide what do you feel comfortable? like where do you think the boundary is? Right now? Staying with really don't like what Mr. Nice. Oh, sorry, saying with Mr. Nice. Radio. What do you think he's like? Where would you push it? Would you go and pour yourself a glass of milk?
See, I'm a real stickler with that. Like, even at some of my friends houses back home, and I've known their family for years won't go into their fridge and take food. Like I won't go and pour myself a glass of milk. I'll be like, hey, do you want to? Do you want to get a glass of milk or so? Yeah, yeah, like, Yeah, that's a good idea. And then we'll go
to bring up feelings from when I was young. Like I remember the difference in families. Some just so inviting you could you just feel like I'm just eating cookies while talking to the mom. And then others. Like you have to fucking ask. Yeah, you feel like no, you don't even feel like you can ask you. I feel like I have to whispered to the kid. Like you said, it's like, Can I drink? Could you go and get it? Like I don't even even if it's okay, I don't want to be the person getting it. It's not the person I want to be. I want to be the family where my son's friends come over. And they just, you know, writing the fridge making a piece of toast while I'm talking to them like
that unless they asked to go to the movies in which you were saying yesterday. Absolutely not. Hundreds you've already waking go to the movies, but we're not bringing your fucking friend john. I
mean, this is what you remember a friend. I'd go to his house stay over. It was that house that I felt awkward about it. His mom would make him a drink this tool. So like a lodge, and I'll get a medium. But it was always known. It was always like, you know, son gets fuckin
live. Would you drink because it was it made it it was a contentious issue at my place too, because my friend Kyle would never finish his drink. And mom would get very upset because I'd pour him big drinks. Yeah,
that's annoying. I mean, that's just your mom wanting to go. I gotta feed these gronk here. And that comes back. Maybe she's fourth. She's forecasted that you going to want more later. And young fuckin Kyle.
Well, she's just like Jake just she's like, you can always have more. Yeah, just poured in the smaller gos. Yeah. Which is a fair point.
I always go little like always go less. So pouring orange juice. I'm always going half cup for everybody because it's like if you want more get it but what unlocks the smash a whole full glass
when we had tied the other day? Yeah. First time I ever went to tie didn't over age. You know? Because you want it? Yeah,
but I also served everyone. I thought it'd be the nice thing to do I before everyone got there I sort of portion roll out. But yeah, it's it's so easy to fucking overeat it's not funny. Kyle Is that a real name? Carl Carl Hobson
I mean, it's no secret that car wasn't much of a it was a it was smaller than all of us. Okay, so maybe it is but he Kyle's mom Vicki absolute legend when it came to always had the best breads yeah biscuits a huge on the biscuits like various ginger biscuits that have like the icing on top.
I live we lived in Chevron with one of my best mates kale and he's got this thing. And he said he's he's done it all his life. And it's just leave a little bit on his plate.
My brother jack does it
sweetie finishes meal so I would finish a lot. Like if it was something that was worth finishing on rabbit. Then I said Did you always leave something? What is that? Normal off? We those things right?
That's good. It's a good thing to do.
The opposite. Do you think it's mine or dad saying now you don't need to eat everything just because it's on the plate.
I think there's probably we have less of that in society than the other way which is your expected ate everything on the fly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
my mind in families and stuff. It's Mangia, Mangia. If I can eat lots Eat lots. So it's, I get that they're trying to over few. It's like Bye Birdie with there's a fine line with the child. Because you trying to fill them up because you need them not to be running around hungry in ratty. But then also are they just been a little shit. And so you're trying to and a lot of time they just end up stop eating but it's not always a sign that they full hold. I've even had enough.
One of the most upsetting things that mom would say to me when I was growing up. If I was hungry. Yeah, it would say have a piece of fruit. It's nothing but I think a classic vegan fucking right and have a piece of fruit. It was last time you had a piece of for it. She was I had one this morning. I have one every day. I have. I have three. I'd love for it. I have three piece. I love fruit salad. I am I've definitely
heard that come out of my mom's mouth. Yeah. You know,
because the thing is, it's like I know this fruit. There's no it's there's a fruit bowls, a design so you can always say them.
And I don't want to eat a banana or at after deal. Yeah.
It's hot. It's a calorically dense. You know what I mean? I remember I read somewhere I think it was on like the
sunshine. What's the one that's low glycemic index. glycemic index. Like apparently our members one of my fat friend saying that. That wasn't kind of Carla's real skinny round. Yeah, I'm not anymore. grew up to be people. Not like it just is a chip iOS. I have a piece of furniture. Yeah, fat friend that was doing the GI diet said you are better to have a cupcake than you are a banana. Yeah, I
don't know about that, man. I mean, that's coming from a fat guy. Yeah, it's good stuff. I had the idea. There's definitely gonna be more fiber in the banana attorney. Simic index. It turned me off the bananas though. I mean, bananas. What are they? like is this 20 grams of sugars? fructose in a banana so there's still a bit yeah, but then this the fiber of the fruit sets it changes it all lowers the glow. Does
your mom have much for
a year? They love it? I mean, yeah, they've always got fruit stocked. I do green smoothie. These berries. Yeah, I mean, that's all high. Our sugar be more than berries. Berries would definitely be
pretty hard on strawberries
on like a planet of berries versus a banana.
I thought that if you're doing like whole 30 or something, if you're doing one of those they say are we talking about? We're talking about high
sugar. high sugar. I think the sweetness fruit, we can get really bogged down sugar.
I'm just curious. Yeah. So if everyone looks because we'll find
often high in fiber and contain very loud it's got more sugar, yellow strawberries. Strawberries, like many other berries are often high in fiber and contain very little sugar. Yeah,
if you if you're thinking
that's why it's good in things like yogurt and stuff. Yeah.
But I mean if you if you at the point where you're thinking, getting so bogged down the calorie content of fruit. It's probably the wrong thing to look at.
That before we say you know, really not your problem. Fruit made it easy for you switching from cupcake cupcake
that you're replacing the banana with a guy with the banana natural hasn't fucking had 70 ingredients added to it. Anyway. So don't talk show Mr. Mr. Mister 97 and three Adele, what did you think of? Amy's home baked and that cookies that she made? I saw he put
put them on in stores. I have already on my on my Can I please have one? Well, I
without asking him? How many you got? It was like five at least there's probably three left to do there was
Yeah. They're really nice. I had one. So this it was a small job. I it was it like I brought it in a jar because I want it to feel like a cookie jar. You know? So it was a small Yeah. Look at the size of the jar. You know what I mean? And stop looking at Mr. Nice having
seen the one there's something very cute. At the same
time he packed the frames. No, no, no, no. We got a cookie Josh
three days. He said to me, can you
can you put these?
We've got three moves halfway across the planet
again. Exactly. Can I
halfway is it really halfway?
It's 13,000 kilometers.
What's the circumference of the flat?
circumference of the jacket?
It's pretty close. Okay, go one way or the other. Anyway, how would I that's what I wanted. And they were delicious. Oh, yeah. You think? What do you think of an ANZAC biscuit? You hadn't had one before? It's good. You have chocolate in yours? Yeah, so yeah. There's another one in there. That is the oj there's
No chocolate that don't have chocolate.
I might have some of that carry instead. Yeah, it's carried a lot of food chat today. We haven't even that. Yeah, I'm fucking rolling into a fat
fat Friday. What's the protein Paul on the show?
brings all these like boys isn't the cupcake. Protein cookie. There is some real
shit my pants. I think we should. We could do Bry sent me an email saying Rockwell and sons. I think it's on Smith straight. Yeah, best with some of the best burgers in Melbourne. They're shutting down. I mean,
those two sentences don't go for each other. Best burgers in town shutting down.
If you have a successful business. You can have really delicious burgers but terrible reconciling and zero. Yeah, True. True. The pickles are expensive.
But you'd think even if they're just I mean, they're probably hemorrhaging money.
Premium base. It's maybe uncommon. podcaster Yeah. Jordan, Michael. Ladies. Make a ladies Michael ladies. I say Michael ladies.
Shout out to you, buddy.
Episode One hundred and 20 were on his show. And I decided to make the bold move and where? My baby? Okay.
I mean, it could be the most, you know, like,
Mr. 97 just has a way with dealing with things. watching the video. And I just come on the screen.
As I was
like, that's how much that's how funny he thinks
he gets annoying. watching something
what is annoying is that you didn't have that hat because that has fucking works.
See can Hummingbird brands
say? I mean would have been better stylistically speaking. I mean, what what I was thinking even wearing a white top now that we have a white desk spinning on the angles might mix it up.
I like the black because it's good. But it also crushes so if I'm having a fat day, or if it's not a good posture, you mean I sort of looked like Emma black I don't. It's like a black blob. It's not like you're going to see any sort of
I mean, why is it just is it's not in the table? Yeah.
Anyway, but we're gonna
do a new photo shoot and stuff anyway. So yeah, and so we need to dial in exactly what we're going to wear I'm thinking of doing like a shop at unique low and getting like a nice What did I say that I was? What's the shirt called? That I want to get?
I have no idea. Yeah,
you read it you like he's really sort of like I want away like something that flannel over the
top of a T shirt.
That's a Canadian look.
It is I'm just worried then I want to do is hopping it out like a more that you kind of have this vision in your head of
definitely this. I have made with my fingers like this. But just
I mean yeah, I find this hard even having to sort of structure my washing routine. Not that I do that. I'm picking myself up that me would be like you don't fucking know washing. Well, I don't do the washing I do a bunch of the other cleaning sounds like I actually don't know how to use them. So you just need to ask you wash it. I have to just prioritize and have enough t shirts in the cabin to be able to pull off this
white look. I've actually gotten a lot better with it comes when it comes to cleaning since Friday deals been
or since we pulled it out. Yeah.
That's why we're here. I knew that I was fact though. And I really hadn't done anything when it came to the dishwasher. And it's one of those ones it's like a hidden in the pantry in in the actual thing. Yeah. Fuck other buttons. The fact it anything on society. This is feeling around. I finally worked it out. It's actually like you open it and you turn it on and then you close it. But there was a moment where I'm like, I cannot ask. We've been in this place for two months. I am not if I can ask.
I would have loved to see that. Panic.
Well yeah, I got I got through it. So sad. Good. So now I've I've worked out that the the friction that may not turn like doing this shit is like it's actually so easy. And that's always the the argument is always like, can you do the watch on the washing is not hard. Like I can do it like it's fine. Yeah, don't make a big deal of it. But now I'm just like, it's actually easier just to do it before it becomes a block. Yeah, yeah.
The pain from the blow up is way worse than the
thing is it's like a but also the way I think then I had assumed that the washing was really hard. Based on breeze way that she walked around the house after she'd done the wash it Yeah, anxious. No, no, just I was like, the biggest thing is like taking this thing. I'm like, Man, this must be so hard. Like I know, I'm just watching YouTube and this must be the way she's responding. And then I did it. I did the other day. The one annoying thing is that our sockets can sometimes flick up. We've got sort of a side. I wanted Why do you have a mentor? You have a kid? What's gonna say when you have a kid the socks are fucking long and they just go missing.
You know, I found them in my pockets of like they somehow get into the pants. And then shades sheets and socks. Got it. We could go on for days
to chat, talk show and also. who wasn't that grace. Grace did a review the other day on Apple podcast. She sent the email after we closed the door on merchandise stickers. Yeah,
but she'd actually made the review. Mantilla
yeah and also Mr. 97 likes to look after people
inside these nurturing as I'll say once again he's looking for somebody and so he
actually I just saw him like what the fuck you doing on my desk? He had his envelope in his shitty handwriting crisis address So Gracie will be getting that very soon sorry about the we don't have child labor if you can believe it that handwriting
surely handwriting comes in town to scar
doctors this some of the smartest people you have to have the highest marks and then you know survive a fucking doctorate. Speak man. And they've you know traditionally shit hand writer. Anyway, let's move on
today's hook show five inch the show. Hi, the daily talk show.com is the email address fat Fridays? Yeah, feel free to let us know what we should do for fat Fridays on Instagram or whatever. Also, just remind it in the show notes. We've included the uncommon episode where we talk yet for nearly two hours with really there wasn't two hours. God was
busting for business. He
actually asked to remember he asked if we had a billboard anywhere. What would we where would it be? That took you a while? Yeah, where would it be and what would it say? Yeah, and I think you're ready to leave and I think I spent it was meant to be quick fire round I spent 10 minutes
nearly Did you even piss at his place?
Twice. Once before once after probably drank too much coffee. Okay. Anyway,
so De Soto said Mr. Guys. Hey, guys.