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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 822 happy weekend banter. gronk. What's happening? What's going on Jess? Samus? Welcome. Welcome. Right?

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You're always welcome on weekends. But make this quickly straight out the gates. nameless to the level something out here, Jess? Who's getting the exclusives? Is it too much tally? I mean, you've been on three podcasts this week. Does too much Telly, get the exclusives now that that sort of blown up on the burner we have personal life on your personal life because you've been talking dating on too much tally, and it's absolute juice and I just feel like you're gonna be holding shift from us from now moving forward.

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Yeah, I feel like I've got to give it to Telly because I'm actually on the show right now. You guys aren't having me on and off.

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Oh, this is her Someone who wouldn't come on weekend banter because you had other stuff to do. And now you're saying this is right. Sir, can you give us an exclusive something that you haven't told reveal tally revealed on too much Telly?

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Hmm. Okay. I have set up a zoom chat, officially for this weekend for a date, which much Telly and random

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dawn It was

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a bunch of single people off in the wings clapping

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Thanks, guys.

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Yeah, they go. I'll let you know how it goes.

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And so can we just sort of backtrack give us the story leading up until that point about what's been happening because this is juicy.

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So I matched with a guy on hinge and I think I told you guys that I had an aversion to Through dating apps because I start like men on them. However, COVID has really changed a lot of things. And I feel like it's my only resource now to find someone. So

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does I mean have changed as well?

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Not as still, I don't want to generalise but a lot of them are very much on there just for one thing and I'm like, Okay, come on.

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You know, Josh, as Buddha says, change your internals change the men, you know,

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change, you change the world. Well, I just want to change going back on it, Jess, I thought that maybe other guy like guys would be like, ah, I want to find I don't just want a one night stand. I want something long term. What am I going to do when they're going on the platforms? But you're saying that's not the case?

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I mean, there might be but I don't know. I haven't. I've come across one guy. So this is the guy right? So he is nice and has a dog that I want to get. And

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yeah, I don't

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know. You want to breed a website. If you

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Okay, they're a little bit painful on vereda website too hectic.

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Yeah, like forums.

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Yeah, yeah. Ah, and I want to whip it or an Italian Greyhound black. So what is he got? He's got an Italian Greyhound. Okay.

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Yeah, great. And so this is this is great because when we first met you, you weren't on the apps. And it's kind of like forced you into this, which I'm proud of you. And so, where it's led you to is which you you and I spoke, you were very nervous about potentially doing a zoom date. Is there more news for a zoom date versus a real life date, which one would be more nerve wracking?

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At least one of zoom day, I can probably just hang up and just like fully Garston, which I know is probably not the right thing to do. Just pretend

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your Internet's not

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just the bio bio bio.

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Even though I have They go on

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a sliding as well.

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So that's what I was gonna ask. I would really appreciate it if you rise to the microphone in the head

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rate of it Really? Right

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now can you please please please sort of the anchor? No, no you cannot you can go low, just lift your you could take it out to the lounge room, you can get it to a point where you can't say the mic. It will still sound better than using the computer audio and don't wear your headphones. You know, if you want to do your hair, are you gonna dress out what's gonna happen?

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No, I think Tali told me that I need to keep it casual. So she was like, I don't even put on makeup. I just wear what I'm wearing during the day. And also, I don't know about that. Like, I feel like I'll wear something I wear makeup at home anyway, so I think I'll keep makeup. I'll probably just do my hair like this or something. And yeah, Teacher

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you do makeup at home when you're not having to work or doing anything? You just around the house you'd like that?

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Like a little bit? Yeah, cuz it wakes you up in the morning. I don't know. And then you feel fresh. I mean,

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today it's coffee

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eyeliner, they get your baking

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soda, sort of get that now, you know you sort of interest and so what's the What do you think the format of the zoom call is going to be so like, what's the structure gonna be?

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I don't know. I'm gonna. He doesn't know. Can you guys hear that? Yeah,

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that's fine. Yeah.

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Okay, sorry.

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Are you saying that because it's like it could be tradies that you could be

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at the front. I'll go check him out.

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She's already

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she's gonna go

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change their wheels.

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Date structure? I'm not sure. I feel like one of the easier questions is going To be Sharma you dog. Talk about that for a little bit.

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Yeah, that's funny. And but also it's got that little bit of innuendo which is quite cheeky. Does I the first thing I know this might be a little bit weird. Yeah, yeah, bit forward, but can you show me your dog? I like to have you spoken at all with him? Or you can even do show me a

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happy

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day or whatever.

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Because that would be pain. penis.

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It's a good title. And so anyway, the so have you spoken at all like, what's the what's the instant messaging like? Oh,

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yeah, so we transitioned off hinge on to text. So I work we're on that and we have been texting all week, but I find it a little bit awkward because I don't know him and I'm just texting this random guy and I don't really like that side of things. So that's I'm like, okay, I just need to do zoom because I'm not texting for the next five weeks before I can meet anyone. Like it's just kind of weird.

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Because you want to you want to feel more personable like you. You've seen the person. Yes, yeah.

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I don't really, but yeah, personal for sure. But like, what's the point? If I know that I'm not gonna get along with him? So in real life,

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was that criticism from a dating? Was it you that was telling me that one guy was pissed off that you didn't write back to him? Yeah, that was that. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, texting, maybe not a strong, strong point for you.

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Yeah, I'm either really good or I'm really not good. And I think because I wear an Apple Watch. I don't know if you guys do this, but you check it and you're ready to cool, dismiss. Yeah,

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that's what I did was.

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You're actually really annoying in conversations just because you're a loser.

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And then I forget to write back to text messages. So I'm really bad on time. But yeah, I don't know. Hopefully it's so good. Hopefully it works out. We'd be pumped.

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Alright, so then what's what I'm hearing, Josh is that we're not getting the exclusive of how the date wind. It will be on too much Telly. Yeah.

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I mean, I knew something was up. I knew that Justin sort of developed from a life perspective, like things were happening because I've decided that only on Thursdays. I'm going to download Instagram and enjoy it. Oh, yeah, yeah. When so I just did the rounds. And just like on Instagram, and I'm like, looking around. And I say I'm like, hang on. I like to say how many followers Jesse's like, I want to sort of get a sense of like, how much Jess has grown from a perspective, like how far off is she from being monetized? As if she's 841 I thought she was at 42. It doesn't matter. Anyway, I then look at the posts and I see that the post that Did for her that I crafted has been taken down? Oh, geez. really

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is. It's been?

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I because I double down and saying, Jess, you haven't even posted since that last one. You've got lots of great stuff going on. You gotta be sharing. I mean, at this point, you should just remove every other photo other than you in the hot dog suit. Yeah,

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like that. You just hate to the massive green one.

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Yes. Yeah. Right. And so just what was the right because like I did, it's sort of feels like, even though I wasn't in the photo, it sort of feels like you're sort of trying to remove history or it's like, you don't want to be associated with this or

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tell us what you're thinking. Yeah. Does he think that?

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I am sorry, just so everyone else knows. I haven't posted since the 18th of August last year, myself, Josh has. And I didn't like that fart or it was just sorry. Over expired. And it just like didn't

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I didn't like it made a fight on the one day

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but so was it the

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yes so

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yeah we can definitely do we can definitely do that but so the criticism the overexposure thing pisses me off because the braces this all the time but it's not the exposure because it was exposed correctly. What didn't you like about the photo? You said that's the whole thing so you thought that you looked pale is that is overexposed that's what you're saying

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I looked like pixelated or something and I just didn't like the colour I have

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to explain to this card the tail like I think it was anyway. Okay,

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so so I mean we have

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uncovered an archive

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All right, great. It's a big move. Do you think when you did that you like are just gonna bring this up for sure. I do think that

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Yeah.

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And are teaching? Yeah, do like two weeks ago and I thought I taught it Got my Instagram actually cuz I thought

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does that coincide with anything? Yeah, that's what I'll show inside with you starting with the new dog.

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Yeah. Potentially Yeah, cuz I'm on public so I like you. Yeah usually if I was on private probably wouldn't give a shit but like, have you got to follow you're finding me now

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from the guy. Yeah, so do you know their fault? Do you know the guy's full name?

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Yeah, I've stalked him he doesn't have Instagram. He has Facebook but it's all locked down. Yeah, but do you know what I did? I'm such a dickhead I received flowers yesterday off Telly, and I took a photo of it I sent it to you guys, and I didn't realise but my full name. The podcast too much Telly was like care of and then my home address was there and I sent it to him. Oh.

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So I don't work up to work next week.

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That's not to say what do you What's the span to this sounds strong if you're sending a photo when

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I was at college, don't get me some of these

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flowers I lie

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around it.

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He just said, how's your day? I was like, brilliant. I got flowers. And let's have a look

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at the pen if you didn't write back,

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see, this is the problem with dating that would.

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He said those flowers were so nice. What was the occasion?

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And you haven't been back?

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I did write that.

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And so that this is the wiring I think with the dating is to know that if you're writing to someone that potentially they have a podcast and all be said like that's a concern in 2020, isn't it?

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No, I think I think you have

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media too.

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He works in media. Can he build anything That was a prerequisite wasn't it?

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It was a prayer. Yeah, he's probably got like super soft hands and right isn't maybe my type but whatever.

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You have it you've been you've been selective. I think you haven't revealed too much. And it's, you've spoken about him nicely, so I hope it works out. I mean, that's the thing. It doesn't it's it's one in like, human you can have 10 of these going. Is that okay? Oh,

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you don't want 10 I have time for that to do it like a Friday night drinks, get them all on the zoom at the same time. Just bring them in. But even do it in a waiting room. Yeah, you could do a waiting room scenario where you only bring one at a time.

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We could have child's we could have child in the

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breakout rooms as well.

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So like what do you what is your style? When it comes to engaging with people like you, are you taking a different approach to what you normally would

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not really know? I don't think so. Just you've got to get the banter straight out. Otherwise it just gets real dry.

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And so what does that mean? What is Bantam Mang?

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I'm sorry, sorry.

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By writing my whole house,

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that's okay. Yeah. And so so what what is good banter mean? Like, what is it? What does it sound like?

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They don't really questions. It's kind of just like back and forth of like, just statements, I think. Can I

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also just say, Jess, it's so we're so lucky that using a dynamic mic, this is if you're using condenser mic right now. Yeah, be picking it all year round. I've said this many times before, but this is why

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it must be louder on your end. It's actually not it's not an errand so

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we haven't heard from you what's going on. How's your week been?

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been a good week I mean just getting getting one trick tiny ads made so much fun so I've just been pretty much focusing on that away

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it's a it's quite basic isn't it? is a lot of road

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What is that? Sounds like a jackhammer? Yeah, I have no idea because it's plummets out the front. Um, and yeah, I have no idea because it feels to me.

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Yeah leaking the one upstairs. Yeah. No that's not leaking. She just forgets turn the taps off and plus my apartment. What? Water gronk

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just forgets to turn it taps off.

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Yeah, she came rushing down the stairs the other day. Like it was like frantically knocking on my door and was like, is your is your house finding again? And I was like, No, like, I'm okay. I was like, what's going on? And she's like, I've got this beautiful big bath in Sorento. And I takes longer to fail. And I just forget. Remember this anytime So, you know, she flooded my Robin, when I was in Bendigo and then came down it was like all coming down the walls. And so my sister was here so my sister came out was going to the supermarket so flowers and I think it was like Glen 20 or something on the floor at the front to say sorry. And

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that's how I apologise to bring you

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my dirty dirty behind. Yeah, I've given you some good and 20 is an apology.

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And so Emma went to the supermarket and then came back and they were gone. Yeah, so she left flowers and going for it or whatever it was and then took them.

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I recommend being stolen. Arkansas. Yeah, so absolutely took them

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20 minutes. Yes.

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So you think she regret regret like oh no, I regret that decision. And

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that's too forward. But why would you do that?

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Barry Barry, have you with anyone? Have you ever bought an apology gifts I mean, it's pretty severe something so bad that you need to buy an apology gift.

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And it's so funny that you bring this up. Because the vase that I put the flowers in the towel he got me was an apology gift and I was thinking about it was from my ex boyfriend. I was like, I'm gonna fucking smash this off to the

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boss this thing for an apology.

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Flowers.

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No. Okay. And also the reason he gave it to me was Fuck, I was like, why am I so got this?

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Yeah, for sure. It's a very,

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it's a specific, long lasting play. Like it's, it's something that you'd keep around because you only you only bring the vase out when you get flowers occasionally. And so it's a reminder every single time you get flowers

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I mean, the photo frames, the photo frames, all that stuff in the photo frames, okay? I had

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a friend that she got a photo frame and broke up with her boyfriend and then went to change out the photo. And he'd actually put a note in there preparation for if they were to break up,

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we know

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you're changing, you're changing the photo, which means that I don't look at photo frames like that. I've never changed the photo in a photo frame like once a photo frames in there like a photo is in a photo frame. I don't want to deal with

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what's a photoframe GIF like is that is that just going to Kmart and picking up an $8 one are you going out to get like $150 for now,

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what was a photo frame? It's a great, inexpensive gift or a very quick one. Like if you um, I've definitely done it. Is it a little add on before? Where it's like what am I go to Kmart You get the photo printed it's the closest thing that I get to doing crafts like yeah getting the photo

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it's it's quick with massive reward like it seems more thoughtful than it is

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it's always there

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and yes yeah, we can't go too stingy on it you don't want to go you know for dollar frame but then again there are some frames that look pretty good you know on a budget for you would ones anything anything you're fired up about this week, guys like things that are pissing you off? Always good to airmap I mean, weight has just stop

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the look for me, it's just the the Instagram so I went I like it the reels very good, good play Instagram. I like rails. I spent a lot of time sort of swiping and looking at them and I sort of, and I realised the reason why I do don't like being on Instagram because I start saying all these things I was like, getting myself ready to, like I did the big media company, Instagram where adjusters like, Oh, we should get some stuff on big media companies Instagram so people know that we're actually in business.

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And then two hours from both Josh and I yeah,

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so then I was like a evening then I was flooding then I just like Yes, I'm going to do this right now. And then you see other reels. I'm like, Why wait, we should be doing this. Like, Tommy would be perfect to doing these reels. And I was like, I was catching myself fucking just flying off messages, everyone. Yeah, you do this. You do that service. How far off is and so I just I can't have it's almost like, this is where it's like, it's like I'm a traffic controller of a. What's it called when you do that for planes? The traffic controller air traffic control air traffic controller.

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That's up in the tower. Yeah, but you're down on the ground. You're in the swamps at night.

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So it's like I'm an air traffic controller. Yeah. But then I have the fucking plane app on my phone. And I'm like, look at it I'm getting like triggered that I need to be fucking working out where the a three ad is. It's like no, I don't need to, you know, I I kind of have my phone as always being the fucking the work and personal and everything. Oh yes, that's the thing that's been them

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that I mean, what the real thing Instagram real is there is an illusion for creators to think that this is the new thing I need to jump on when what it's great is for the the consume. So the person who isn't creating just to be on there and be able to endlessly scroll at Volume Volume is content like there's so much there. And so that's where I think it's a trap when you think we've got to jump on this thing. But it's like the thing is just the new bit. The video stuff is there. Being editing videos. It's just a new capability within the app. And so when I say Video Creators thinking, Oh, this is the thing. I've missed the point of that being able to do it for a while. It's like you've had the skill to be able to edit the videos like that. It's just the reels, maybe they giving priority to the algorithm with real content. So stuff that's actually made in app, which is which is hard and so yeah, I thought I thought junkie relapse last night.

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I'm really glad to hear

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it read every Thursday every Thursday. I you know, I do it and then it's That's it. That's it for me. I

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don't you went through an uninstall and then a re instal and then an uninstall. Yeah, that all happened after 6pm last night.

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Yeah. Yeah, just a lot of a lot of things happening.

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To what did you do you an installed, reinstall and installed it and then decided on a hanger unaided Back reinstalled it

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ah double dipped in the not in the day

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yes i lighter on uninstalled again.

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Yes.

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So I've done I've in a folder on a second like a third shell

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yeah you work out where the letter is

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yeah yeah no but seriously that's that's like me just like we had so I was flexing earlier in the week with 97 I was doing a FaceTime I was showing him all the sparkling water that we'd bought and so bought all this mountain Franklin's but I may have even shown you Jess, I was really doing around showing everyone how full my fridge was excited. I was very excited anyway. finished it all. So gone. And so I've got no I've been probably having

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half a dozen cans a day of this fizzy

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because we had like it's so it's all gone. So we had a full massive fridge and it's just it creeps up on you

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It looked like you had a 24 pack at least in there.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. And it was gone. It was gone within three days.

24:07
Yes. Yeah. Well, is it better than B and it's better than coke? Yeah, exactly. It's Yeah, it's fizzy water with fibre.

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Man. Yeah. So it's a little bit annoying. What about you, TJ? Is anything being angering you?

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Oh, it's more more people with fake followers. For some reason. I've just been fired up people just bullshitting. Cheat get off Instagram. Yeah, it's not even there. It's Instagram. It's LinkedIn. You just it's one of those traps that I get find myself in a conversation probably saying Should I shouldn't? Because I'm like, just in the moment about like, you know, when you have a conversation you're speaking to somebody like are between you mean lamppost? Oh, yeah. So then you realise that you shouldn't it's really isn't that bad, but I'm just like, I, I wouldn't probably, yeah, if it came out. I wouldn't give a fuck, but

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it's a bit low status. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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Yes, that's the point. And so we hope it's not it's I guess all I see lying is nothing to do with who I am as a person you don't want that also attached of like, being a bitch bitching about shit. And so it's fired up about it. I mean, I just yeah, it's it's it blows my mind that people are I think it's like the the being fake or trying to hack the system that we're playing the the the more truthful game that is harder for most. And it's like you realise how hard it is to sort of not like it's easier to inflate and bullshit to get you closer to where the people who are trying to do it well, and going slow and steady and

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lots of shortcuts. And so that's what you're pointing out is it's like there's so many shortcuts. Everyone seems to be taking the shortcuts. But I guess the beauty of it is is that when not We're in it for the scenic route we love like what like what people are missing out on is Yeah, you can fucking go direct to the 12 apostles but you're missing the fucking Great Ocean Road. You're fucking idiots. Brothers termites bestbet

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Yeah, we can go the big we can get the Big Sur from you know Li up to San Francisco. That's why we got doing doing the highway straight out the guts five hours. Yeah I'd rather take 12 Mm hmm. Better analogy or you

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know that's

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why one cross

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isn't it? Yeah. Route 66 is from like outside of Vegas through

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path the Grand Canyon always is confusing though just because it's route one or hi sorry, highway one and highway 101. And brain I fucked it up and we were meant to go from Los Angeles to San Francisco. This was a few years ago, the scenic route. And we ended up fucking in San Francisco. And we hadn't seen

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Yeah, yeah, one on one. One on one. Not the one. Highway one.

27:04
Yeah. So it's a bit of a bit of a trap. Are you a road trip kind of gal?

27:08
Yeah. Love a road trip. Okay, well I write every every year. Really? To be fair,

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I think I probably not to burn you want to do this year? Guys? Would you say that? I'm like I'm not just trying to impress Jesse. I am the Great Ocean Road guy.

27:26
In the past it's been a weird thing where you pull people in and you and you take a tour guide.

27:33
Yeah. So overseas, travel it like anyone like people that I know. It's like if someone's come to Australia. I will it's not Yeah, it's not like I'm like, Hey, I'm at the backpack. You sound like you're ready. Yeah, I am. And I've got a car Come on. Let's go. Yeah, no, I do like the experience of the great ocean routing going through the whole thing making a day of it. is

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nice. stay the same Paul Campbell is and have

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absolutely

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breakfast the next day and then you drive back and it's the most glorious trip ever.

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Yeah Paul Campbell is beautiful It's there's a there's motel that's probably better than the backpackers

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or Portland

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Portland further on Portland's

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so free and dry like Portland or that we've stayed I think in Portland pits. Yeah, absolutely before

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the airport Campbell's where I flew the drone got in trouble by the local art. That's right.

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That's right went out. Last

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time I was there. I saw many drawings and they will act flip flopping around and like that shit makes me nervous. Well, the cowboy never drink water. Or it's just like, kind of like going on

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a show, you know, seeing a bird because

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drones don't flip flop. They're pretty steady. That's why they

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were like,

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four axis gimbal

28:57
and they're Yeah, they're right. Always a bit windy I like when people do the big manoeuvres or whatever trying to impress their caravan that's pretty johnnie

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bridge or whatever it is. Oh yeah,

29:13
yeah, it's actually Lego. It's you can't fly drones on this that's a bit annoying you know fun sponge saves anything you're fired up about this week man.

29:22
Ah, not pissed off but I am I am fired up about this place that mum found it's the so we've had issues getting frozen berries as everyone else has. And so mum went online on the way

29:37
I don't know this. What are you talking about? What's the issue? I'm not a frozen berry guy. It's not a part of my brand but you can't you can

29:43
only get two packets of frozen berries and they're out of stock pretty much in every supermarket.

29:48
Okay, cuz people are planning buying them and stay up.

29:51
Yes. And so that so that so that's getting me fired up because I can't have my smoothie in the morning.

29:56
So what have you been having?

29:58
Ah, Nothing or crumpets at lunchtime

30:04
really thrown into thrown at it. Like fuck it If I can't have water I'm waiting and I'm having coke Yeah.

30:12
Well crumpets and even I don't even respect crumpets for breakfast let alone watch

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on pizza. kidding I hate crumpets I can read better than bread man. You're silly You're silly boy

30:28
that is pretty silly that

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might if that was the case how often you like you can get bread in the most beautiful parts of the world you're not going to fucking

30:39
pins on the bread if it crumpets is nicer than like a tip top.

30:45
So crumpets what's what's the other one that looks like it was made in a mould like it's no the crumpets and then like Jessie rectangular, so krumper to the circular. It's just like me Not afraid entanglements I

31:01
think no no no no no, no no

31:05
no no. It was rough it said the crumpets look like they are made in a mould

31:11
I love English muffins by the way my issue is with crumpets

31:15
yeah and so how has muffin with a poached eggs and Hollandaise sauce on top is delicious

31:21
crumpet tastes like a piece of rubber and then when you add some butter and honey It tastes like you know something nice. I yeah, look, I'm not I don't mind the crumpling every now and then but I know what you mean Josh it is if you really question the crumpets.

31:36
crumpets a lot of very good that's a good job. Nice trick no crumpets. I'm looking at Google Images of what people make with crumpets. I think the biggest crumpets have a brand problem crumpet to be honest. The brand problem means that you were talking about a savoury mace. Everything that I'm saying that the crumpet does is sweet Really? Yeah. What do you do?

32:03
A bit of? Not? Absolutely you can so I do like, my drain on the bottom or whatever. mustermann Yeah, it's actually actually the one

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guy who cares about diseases and cancer and stuff and you're having my terrain

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of growth that's wrong.

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What's the growth process?

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It's it's essentially, like it's been made out of olives.

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Well, it's not bad i because

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it's modular texture you meaning. It's like It's like that sunflower bullshit. You know, you know that sunflower but at that they have. Yeah, yeah. See? Yeah, it's like that, but made from all the stuff. Anyway. All the

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all we've mined from the site. Yeah. Yeah.

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And so it doesn't have the yucky things that that margerine has. Not and thanks.

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Okay. I think it's, I think it's a little bit better for you. But anyway, so I have that and then peanut butter. And then if I'm feeling naughty, I'll put Vegemite on it as well. And then cheese on top.

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Yep. Okay. And that's And so anyway, what are you up about?

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What's that? That was annoying and so mum on the weekend found this website, which is scented darkwave mum found this this website called fair dinks but it delivers everything that Costco has to your door in Melbourne for $14 flat fee so we got eight kg of frozen berries for the same price as what you'd go down to Lv and pick them up for and they got delivered to our front door in two days.

33:41
Wow sounding a lot like afraid but it sounds good.

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I'm fired up like, like frozen berries if you need them.

33:51
That's where you got this site though. Josh. I just jumped on you can get a various a fiesta voice the singing machine for that right now. This is the

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thing. So TJ Maxx was talking about this earlier in the week, the weirdness of it is that normally, I feel like obviously like Woolworths and Coles all that something they have professional photos but also there's like categories. The way that they sort of set it out is it's like they're putting everything together so you get that next to the tip top Abbott's English muffins too low. There's a Body Glove is already glove. You're

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not sure if someone's touched your food or not when you order food. So now he's what I recommend. It looks like

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but it's Sorry, can somebody saw Yeah, when someone has lifted? The photos look like someone has just gone to the store, pulled out their phone and just taking a quick snap, and then built out a website and offered a delivery service for Costco.

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Don't you actually yeah. Yeah but so what they actually Costco actually pack it themselves they do the wow

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so they're in bed with him

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yeah yeah yeah. Anyway so it's we found that I haven't ordered anything else except while mom hasn't ordered anything else except frozen berries but

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when I saw So you said oh I clicked on seasonal my thought that I was going to get seasonal fruits and veg for Halloween you just you're

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just getting an animated werewolf with LED eyes and sounds for $250

35:29
right there's some good stuff in here.

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Yeah, I could get around like even

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like I think this is where you do your panic buying. Yeah, this is if you want you I mean I don't know if they've got massive cans black beans, but yeah, I think this is our new mixed berry supplier. Okay.

35:47
And so you've only got Did you not feel like it was a little bit of a waste? No, just getting the fruit though.

35:55
Absolutely not because it's the same price as going to the supermarket and getting it It's it's essentially like it gets delivered to you for the same price. So

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we've got we've got an industrial phrase. Yes. Have you heard about that? Like not to create any sort of panic? they reckon that the frozen the frozen food stuff is the contributor potentially for a bit of the COVID we're saying in the world, you say,

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well, they're saying yes, it can be frozen. So if the virus is caught on a piece of food or on a piece of food, and then that gets frozen. Wow. Wow. So

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what does that make? Cuz I remember spinach. Yeah, I mean, you will they will.

36:46
You will. This is why I stopped. You need a microwave that spinach.

36:51
Jess, I feel like you being the same age. You might remember the peanut shortage to remember the peanut shortage.

36:57
No.

36:59
Okay. There was that one there was also Josh, they put a stop to frozen ice cream soft serve ice cream, salmonella. I don't know if it was like across a huge, huge flock of either vans or like machines that had received a product and they all got they all got salmonella in it and then they had to cease production of it. That's not that sad day for me was

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the so I think it was Yeah, I think it was in 1999 I'm just looking at an Financial Review article. And there was some rat faeces found in some roasted peanuts. Oh, and so yeah, cuz Do you remember the song pain up bada? Yes plays pain up but uh, not cheese data.

37:56
No, but another one you guys might remember that. 2006 the banana shortage where bananas skyrocketed. Ours is bloody as expensive as gold. In Australia, there was $300 million worth of fruit destroyed from chocolate.

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Isn't that fucking Christ? In Queensland? Yes, that righteous.

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I mean to just you remember the 1998 the gap when the gas fact up in Melbourne, you may have had that in Bendigo you didn't have gas and

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now we have gas

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gas explosion

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live off of

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regional towns, you know, generally have LBJ, a lot of like, you know, when you're in the rural kind of communities. I mean, I probably didn't but yeah, okay, good story, Jeff.

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No, no, it was really good. I mean, it was a silly question from my part.

38:56
Very good. Any other news? Anything else report now That's

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about it. I've got one what I'm fired up from a positive perspective is just being on three different podcasts it's way saves, you know, pumping out and helping and being a part of three podcasts. Not just three of ours Josh. three separate ones, which it's amazing. We got too much Telly. One trick Tony hump dirais play. Oh, hang on for the daily talk show. You've been a part of

39:28
saved sips Yeah, well done. It's pumped up fired up.

39:31
Yeah, one trick Tony. You can listen to it. Go on to Apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. That's always grind. Perfect. All right. Well Enjoy the rest of your weekend tomorrow. We've got Georgie boy. So Jess, thank you for joining us for the Saturday and for the constraints and and good luck and good luck. Yes.

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It was all

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the all the day we went on all the details. You know

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what we like can you script Can you

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imagine if he sold at all? was recording it? How awkward.

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Yeah, there's

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so I mean, I think I've told everyone I didn't tell selves actually yet. A mate of ours had a very big recording with a massive artist who's based in Sydney and it's based in Melbourne. And so he got a microphone high quality microphones sent to this artist. And I got this message back, got a message back from him saying it made the microphone work perfectly. It was crystal clear. And scooter Derek could organise the microphone for me so I was like, thanks for that. However, I forgot to fucking press record on Zen caster and the whole the whole not recorded.

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And

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that is so frustrating.

40:52
So did you hear that story?

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You just went read I couldn't tell if you were

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no other Yeah,

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I was I was feeling the emotions that that person would affect.

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Yeah, it's not great is it? It's very frustrating that that's anyway. Hi the daily talk show calm if you want to send us an email. Otherwise Enjoy the rest of your Saturday and we'll see you tomorrow. Have a good one. Cheers guys.