#784 – Finding Jess A Life Partner/
- July 8, 2020
We chat about the Victorian lockdowns, Josh’s presents for the team, hot firefighters, Jess’ love life, an outrageous COVID-19 story, and finding Jess a life partner.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Victorian Lockdowns
– Where is Robert Doyle?
– Josh’s presents for the team
– Having access to Tommy’s Instagram account
– Jess’ private Instagram account
– The Cheerleader effect
– Hot firefighters
– Jess’ Tarot card reader
– Jess’ love life
– Living with Grace
– An outrageous COVID-19 story
– Finding Jess a partner
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 784. guys what's going on? Happy Wednesday. Happy Hump Day. Yes. Happy
Hump Day episode released. Yep.
For people who are not in Victoria, starting tonight 1159 Victorians are going back into lockdown. Yeah. Which, I mean, it feels a bit different this time. I did the whole last coffee at a coffee shop that I go to your energy, same life. I think I've worked from home most of the day, bodies waiting to get a COVID test back doesn't like he's got no none of the symptoms. But you just there's new rules. You can't take your kid to daycare if they've got a snotty nose. Usually it's where you offload them when they do have a Sorry, no, it's because you don't want them at home. But the rules have changed and so
You literally have to pay money to keep them home, get the biggest reward have any kid I'll tell you what is a bit annoying?
Um, bit of advice. Yeah, that's one of them. The tears quote, and then I just wrote
No, but it's it's funny. We got him tested on Monday. It's Wednesday, I thought the result would have come back. But maybe they because they've done rapid testing like shitloads of it last few days. 26,000 I think in one day yesterday, it's probably backlog. Yeah, probably fair. Few people there was around 123. And so yeah, for people who aren't aware, yeah, six weeks, it's going to be similar to last time. Things like gyms all of that are closing. But we're deciding that we're going to come into work, do the podcast, keep it nice and easy. We've got our distance we've got I mean, that's, that's
Yeah, but you know, we got it. We got we got till tomorrow.
works all look I will let you guys off,
left to go and pick you tomorrow. But it's a weird one because I think the it's sparked back up the feelings that I had going into the last one which was unknown, unsure about anything you shot to know. Can you move more over to your right?
That's better. That's good. Yeah, that's good
bringing up all of those past feelings and you see a lot of people on social media in Victoria, talking about mental health and you know, posting lifelines number rage chat, and I think it was it's very quick, the the getting out of that hole or so it seemed for a lot of people because life just started again in some way or started to rebuild now shutting back down for a lot of us. And so I think it's apparent that people will be struggling with their mental health as well it seems in my mental health
was good actually, thank you for asking, Why do you think it's good? Even though we were going back into something? I like ambiguity, but I also feel like it's clearer than what it's been because I've thought that it was going to happen when decisions are made better. And so at least we have. He did say early in the way Thursday before. Oh, yeah, I just thought that based on the Tuesday thing, they would get everyone out of the, I mean, how much there's only a certain amount of things that they can do. And with all of these things, it's just like, we have examples around the world and things that are happening and what happened last time. But um, but also if you have enough guest guesses Yeah, you're right. Or Yeah, I think the one thing that he's parities people complaining about it, I know it's fact it's fact revenue. We've lost work. We've lost thousands of dollars of business, Justin yesterday, might happen down the network for COVID. This might happen in the future, like literally today emails about not happening, but it's out of our control.
In the end, you can blame biggies. You can blame Daniel Andrews, you can blame the government and look at it as this political thing. But it's like,
these are people who haven't had to make these calls before. I just I feel for them as humans that are needing to make decisions that impact everybody. Fuck that position. I don't want to be that guy. Well, I'll never be that guy. I do. I do my son. And that's another pressure. But I think we did have a Yeah, you've announced that you're never going to run for Prime Minister.
I'm putting it in as well. Also premiere? I won't be I mean, yeah. Won't be the premiere, George Martin. Definitely not. But I think this this year is like the first year that I've ever known the names of premieres. Yes. Steve brax Victorian premiere now now. And then he sons, Nick and Brendan, I think that might have just been sort of your circle. No, I didn't know. I didn't know Nick. I know Nick now, but I didn't know Nick. back then. He was my age.
But I just knew
it was just a big big man big dark hair to the winter Silver Fox ish but I just knew I was a model soil now he was the rubber toe was a lord man Lord man, Lord, man. Yeah. And so I'm actually did a fun fact. I did a what would be described as a slight smear campaign against Robert Doyle for another for a another Lord Mayor campaign. So it was 2008. Yeah, someone was going for Lord Mayor. And the payoff. hired me to create a video called Where's Robert Doyle? And I went around Malbin asking people I got my main tasks have you seen Robert Doyle and the end of the joke is we got went to three AWS because he was famously only going and doing interviews at three AWS. And we said have you seen Robert Doyle and we had faces of him and then we put it out onto YouTube and but interest
Single you when you are doing that on behalf of someone it needs to have at the end, this is what it endorsed or whatever the end slogan is.
And so one of the PR, people's, like one of their friends just did it, like in Queensland, so it couldn't be like, connected. And so what was it to put what was the point of it? If you actually googled it, it would come up. And so it was it was to highlight that Robert Doyle wasn't speaking to any pay to media. Yeah.
Except for AWS. So it's, he's very boss. I know. I understand that. It's tough. And that's why that's why I wanted to give you baby something. I wanted to give you all a gift to try and bring your moods back. Okay, now that's good. I poke holes that when you decided to do this, why just okay. Was it before lockdown or? No, I decided on my walk in. Oh, that's fucking amazing. I thought you might have got a delivery on No, no, you
You know, not great. Literally I was, you know, this is the closest I'll have to having a kid I was sort of being in line at somewhere. And I saw something for everyone. And I was like, This is perfect. Yeah, well, it post was it. Yeah, it was. It was not. But you guys have heard present now. You get Oh, you all get one. Ah, amazing. All right. Okay, so I'll give you a bit of a backstory or some thoughts. So
there we go. Yeah. So anyway, every horrible dad buys presents.
It's tough. It's tough times. So you got your book, sir. Delivered? Yeah, no, you guys don't have any books? No, so I was thinking a pain point of mine has been around my good pens. Good pens yet. So I have some really good pens. And what I don't like is I can't just have them laying around. I didn't know this. I haven't
Heard you mentioned this. I know you've had pin problems before other offices. And I've got it I will tell you ended up marking one and I got security footage of him taking my pin.
Can we also clarify Is it the board pin? I know it's not the whiteboard pens. These are the uni ball pens that they write like fountain pens, but they're sort of traditional dry ones. Yeah, they've got the lid. Yes, I've been using them.
They are good pie in the problem. So I don't like that. But it also the other thing too is
with COVID we can't be sharing pins. Sure. So that's one frustration at the cafe that I went to on the weekend. It's not worth fucking handing around a pen to fill out. It's like, I would never normally be at a cafe where everyone basically like can see everyone. Make sure you touch the stick. That's essentially what they're doing to get everyone's names but it's not COVID safe.
I don't think I'm surely they're not directly
Giving people too much credit and the only way you could get around it is someone saying hand sanitizers before you use it you know cafe I went to on the weekend It was a scanning
Donald's QR code. I said Charles in Fitzroy. Oh, yes, Sir Charles, have you tried you?
scotch eggs? Yeah, my eggs. The eggs that scrambled eggs benedict. It's yummy.
It's not right
now it's not okay. Anyway, so the presence so here are the presence. You ready? Yep. All right so he's got the pin problem is laid out. It's pulling up just put him in my jacket. That's a real dad thing. I think
it's in my jacket. Hang on. So it's in my North Face jacket.
All right. So before I take them out, so you're all gonna have to pick pick one. So this is what's gonna be interesting. Okay, you're gonna have to really what's what's the vibe? This is a personal This is a personal issue.
Since this wasn't a big media company expenses Yeah, so here we go. First in, perhaps Yeah, what do we have we saw? Okay, close your eyes everyone Close your eyes.
Throw it at my face. No one feel like it's gonna be thrown
are you walking around? Oh, no, no, no. Okay. All right now everyone open your eyes.
a little what I've gotten Can you describe what it is? It's a it's a duck, a duck slips a little
little googly eyes in this little plastic hair. It's on the interview, what a pain. It's a pen. So what I've done is to be COVID safe. I wanted I want this to be a fun time this the next six weeks. And so what I've done is I've gotten some pens, but I've also picked four different colours. And so what I would prefer I'm going to keep using my uni ball. say we've got four
Keep using the pens that I have, but you will also get to pick a colour so who cry what colours does everyone how about this? What's your favourite colour? George?
No, no no no no.
General general orange. Okay, Jess, what's your favourite colour? Maybe yellow. What's your favourite colour says blue and non blue. So we got a class. I'm happy to go purple. sure
which one of us taking the pink one? I'd take the pink one for sure. Okay, you can have the pink one. Okay, so which colour so what colour Are you getting your yellow yellow green? Almost looks like I'm being blind. The yellow one doesn't justice and so the What does everyone think that looks like a dot a giant dots. You could almost send it send and I know they will have laughter now that's good. I smell like rubber and they'll probably write like shit. Smells like Robert writes like shit. But so the thing is that these need to there's no losing these things. Well, yeah, you're not losing that.
I mean, you could you could double as a fishing. What do you call it? Part of the tackle like the bass a lower the lower, it could be a low you could legit use this lower beat and all that efficient. They should make uni ball ones like that. Yeah, sorry, I shouldn't do you should no brand no one steal them. Yeah, but very off brand. Yes. How do you feel about us taking them to client meetings?
Well, I think you have to Yes. Like that's the media company coming in to talk to us today about Yeah, I run the strategy session to
definitely do I think that this would actually potentially be a bit of a differentiating get us across the dock move. Yeah, I think that's great. And because you all have them, I won't have it. Obviously, there was only four different colours. You know, Seth Godin will probably get around this. Like, yeah, yeah, you could love this kind of shit. How much were they a pop? rude to ask but it was $3 99
Yeah, I mean, they said I was post. You were right. Yes. It's very cheap. But the lady behind the counter, she was confused by the whole thing.
She said that someone would buy it. Yeah. Like I had four of them. And because they were always they asked, like how much were they? Yes. And I'm always honest, I'd help tell them are you designing this system now though, she literally took out a calculator, which I'm sure that she bought from us poster was part of this stock. Yeah. And she said, How much was it? I said, $3 90. Yeah. And she said, Oh, what is it? she asked for disco? If it was a discount and I said no, it's a pen. She's like a cry. Yeah, so meanwhile the inks probably dried up because I know that the turnover of those products
I will say I'll use nothing but that pin moving for same actually need a new pen to hand cut months. Well, you
have got one strike here. Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna give mine a mullet.
Oh my god. It looks like
mines getting a mullet. You can party up. Just be careful Don't Don't ruin the business at the fry man. Sure. So I actually had to because I was being very careful being covert just I knew that as soon as I touched them, I had to buy them. So I was very careful. But I touched one and realise that it didn't have the protector and so that it was probably dried up ink. And so I got I got one like that. Well, thank you. Appreciate that. We got nothing for you. But yeah, yesterday we're upstairs and and I heard your computer go off and I looked over and I was like, on your screen. I was like, fuck that looks like my Instagram inbox. And I was like, you logged into my Instagram. How can you see my How can you see my DMS of my personal Instagram? And then you're like, Oh no, it's through your Facebook. And then I was like, Oh, hang on. Let me just wait this out. Oh, I made you an admin when I got my when I read
laws that I still have access to my locks page, I made you an admin instantly. I didn't have an Instagram at that point it'd been white. And then my Instagram got activated again, which is connected to my likes page and you're an admin of which means you can see my inbox now, which I thought was the point I was pissed off last night when I got an email saying that had been taken off as admin.
After I saw that, I was like, What are you hiding? Absolutely nothing. But would you give me your personal Instagram to be able to go through? Definitely, I don't think you would. Yeah, okay. Get you logged in. I mean, we've got everyone I'm fine friends. I know we're like Jess is now on find friends. How do you how do you feel about being on find friends? Have you used it yet?
against you against is probably the wrong word. Have I checked you guys out on the weekend seeing where you are. The problem is I haven't fully ascertained your house. So the problem is, I don't know whether you're just home and so GB. What I love about George's
He's really dialled in his whole setup. So when he is home on find friends it will say home. Yeah, actually need to change work, because you can make it work as
you really yeah. To this morning or when no. Tuesday morning when we went out for coffee and we were meeting No, yeah, Tuesday you wanted to say where I was like, I just need to say how far off he is. And that's why I texted you because and I asked you if you wanted a coffee, how good is How good was it? Well see, I mean, cuz I was like, Is he gonna be like, is he like, what's gonna happen? Which you I was on time. But then because you said can you do you want a coffee? You bought yourself an extra five minutes so you about four minutes, like two minutes to it. Also, I was really late because of your coffee. Yeah, that's what I'm sorry. I'm just fine. I think there is a soy milk. There is a there is a version of it sort of going a little too far. I think Instagram having access to someone's personal Instagram inbox. Is that little bit too Fat Joe
Jason Mason, what do you think? What How would you feel about Josh having access? regardless of if there's anything to hide of your personal? Not business? Not Hump Day? Yeah, probably rather not. I mean, there's nothing it'd be boring for you, then literally. Yeah, my dad. Like, what blew my mind is when grace moved to Melbourne mesons like, she's finally caught up in all the DMS. Like, I've never seen more than like three. Yeah, that's a lot of dams. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. What about you, Jess? Um, yeah, I probably wouldn't want you to have access. But it would be funny for you to like, if anyone ever slid in there. Mm hmm.
What sort of sliding happens? Just like the occasional Hey, really just wants people to slide into it. Actually, if you could just Yes. So what is what is your MBA Have you thought about going public with your Instagram going public
No, I don't know. I don't know. Do you? What do you want? Yeah.
You want everyone's saying everything you I'm talking about my Instagram inbox, let alone just your face. So this is the thing I'm saying that put aside the the dams for a second. Just need to approve people to follow based on you being a private account. She likes to understand what's happening. And she asked me every single time I was asking a three day deal started following up. And so she's like, Hey, is this is this three day deal? I said yes. But what this process is, you can apply this morning as well. I've had one every day this way. One time.
This is great.
This is great. And so what do you tell he told us yesterday that there's been a lot of blogs after listening to our episode with natali that have been messaging her really well today, Canadians to us. And really, I think that you've got you've becoming part of the
cheerleader effect, you know about the cheerleader effect? Is it like the McDonald's effect? Or is it not the thing that you've made up? The cheerleader effect is that people in groups tend to be more attractive, like that they deemed more attractive. So by being on an ensemble cast, you're going to get more people following based on being in the group
us to hate the people. And I bet Could you
do you know what I mean?
How often do you do you think it's like if we're really to look at cheerleaders? Well, yeah, I think yeah, maybe it's maybe a bit misogynistic, because the idea is that I remember hearing, when I was at a basketball game, someone telling me about the cheerleader effect, which is like, as a whole, they're all extremely attractive. Well,
Shauna, but the name but you actually when you see them, as individuals, they're not necessarily as attractive and so the point being
That if you go out to the club, if you're going to a club, you should go with a group. I think it i think i think it's a it's a dad that you laid at one. So let's let's unpack it because cheerleaders I know you said misogynistic, but it's like the quintessential cheerleader is a girl in a short skirt with probably blonde hair. No, but there's always brunette so maybe, maybe, but like so you thinking about? So what is the version? a? what's what's the podcast is? No one would ever say it's the podcast is effect. You know, you're looking hot. I think it's like podcasters would be more like that want to come into the house? So yeah, I think we're, we're not we're not a couple of days later. We definitely
because he doesn't have a Nick.
I mean, fuck and I had to. I'm doing that because I'm a good boyfriend because Brady
had really done a good job on the sink because there was some fucking drainage issues. So is it because I still do it? And I saw I was being polite? Not. But yeah, I think I know you might. But then what's another group of individuals that win together? It's more true firefighters. True. Yeah, I mean,
don't you think? I guess he wasn't a JJ Was it your mom? Yeah. Mom loves firefighters.
She tells, yeah, she had the cow yet.
But she used to work in this practice. And one time a firefighter walked in. And she started getting old, like, Oh shit, here we go.
What's gonna happen? She's talking to him for ages. Then he left and she realised that she had she said
she'd had a cappuccino so she had like a cappuccino across the top.
And she was embarrassed
because I was in the media department.
When you are fired, yeah, so I mean, does that get me any points? Yeah, no, but that
way uniform. It's the uniform. Girls love and the rig and the route. Yeah, sure if you can't climb up a pole. Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah. Well, I don't know how common the polls are now the way that they started to discontinue them based on safety when I was in Los Angeles. We walked into it's true. We walked into a bike the American firefighters same maybe it's just when you're in America I was the sirens cried, but they're more old school like the vibe of the fire stations in the States. Actually insane that a lot of the fire stations in Victoria, this is across the road from our studio on fire station. Did you know that Josh? Yeah, yeah, fucking people just shoot up the arches of it where you would drive the truck in. You couldn't even fit a mini mark. Ridiculous. A Mini Moke
Yeah, I have no idea. Yeah, yeah.
Byron knows for sure. It's a mini magnetical Elon drive around them all the time. They just like a Ah, like, no window buggy. It looks like Yeah, yeah. But it's not a golf buggy. legit car but just looks like it's a car without doors and it's got a roll cage. Yeah. And it's just something No, no, no, you don't need a rock that really annoyed me with the lighting. You've done today's justice completely blown out. I'll show you how to fix it. You keep talking. I'm like it right. But just back to the damn stuff. What about text messages that would you be okay with somebody having you text messages? Like access at just when they please they could be in bed scrolling going back to you know, 2012 now, don't you know what that's so personal? Yeah. Well, what's the difference between that now I'm on your side?
On Your Side wouldn't be okay. Yeah, you probably Yeah, I wouldn't want there's nothing to hide but I'll probably wouldn't want it. saved. I thought it was very cute when I saw your phone.
Yesterday the screen lit up and I've been replaced I used to be on there now graces that used to be a really tacky jacket. I was the prices on there. Yeah, hang on him. He's upgraded the Vega. What was it before? Okay, what did you have before? I had Abby on there my dog. And now it's not it's not but I remember that phasing relationship. It seems pretty quick but you've gone very fast. What do you
think goes away? The phase where before just like dating stuff the phase of like, I'm gonna find
out what's your background leave it there. Mine's my family. It's from last Christmas but I need to get I need out which one? I need a family. Yeah, yeah, this is.
This is Cheryl. She's in
New South Wales. This is the Christmas snap of Bodhi, Amy and I.
But yeah, I remember it. Clearly say, George, what about you?
cat I've got my cat at the moment is a real close up photo of him. Looks like a lion. It's a bit scary. Very cute. It's very cute. Wait, why not? Hannah? I've had her many times but um tonight yeah, maybe I should just nice to open up and see cat there are she she's got open screen cats got lockscreen
What have you got Jess? My grandparents
just got about 10,000 notification so yeah a lot of notified I used to be against photos on my phone. What do you what do you mean? I just used to like having a blank thing. Oh like one of the wallpapers from iPhone. You a negative person just
isn't doing well and
you hear to the CI later
we know which ci lady
know I force myself to be a positive person but I say the negative instantly I think you're positive person who goes negative I think negatively but then I
myself around. What's the alternative of an optimist? pessimism? Are you a pessimist? nor I? certain areas in my life I feel like I peek holes at things. But then generally in my everyday life outside of work, I feel like I'm positive, I think. Yeah, I'm feeling good, negative. Thank you. I feel like every time I come on the show, it's just, you know, where there's just fear. What is Jeff? Well, we're just gonna shoot positive. Now this is great. Where do you think I'm negative? Josh? Well, you've said that you did say to me, that you tend to poke holes. I also think though, I was maybe I was trained that way. Because I buy my to grey or line of work because you have to foresee the flaws or the issues that could happen. I do and so you have to plan for it. and mitigate, which is I feel like now. I am the lamb. Yeah. I think it's cried like it's because but now that it's been prefaced, I'm waiting
I'm a bit fucking, I've got a rebuttal for everything. Do you feel that's the case? Yes. But that is that I know that about, you know, don't
tell me what you know.
And do you think is do you think he can drop the drop? And you
know, what do you think is question to me, TJ I guess Okay, so yeah, I'm just trying to work out with the benefit of having a rebuttal to everything.
And I can probably see the benefit in that. You're trying to
give context as to why you've done something previously or why you did it like that. Well, no, I don't think I'm defensive. I think that I like I didn't say that. But I think sometimes I'll be like, I understand what you're saying. Yeah, and I would think the exact same if I didn't have the full info
any any feedback on how I operate any any? You know, I've just given you a pen. Yes.
Thank you for that.
That's like um what is that syndrome coldly it's like
you giving me something so that like later on you can be like oh yeah sure it'll leverage leverage.
I mean this has leverage red pill
No, I think you're you are always two steps ahead and I will catch you
It's scary right?
What does that mean? Well I do walk fast that is me how you catching
me I just feel like once I get up to speed on everything I'll be right I'm not two steps ahead with my email though. No, but I think you just you because you think things so fast through and you think of every option or thing about you know everything about a subject someone no no cuz he think things through before you broach them to people as well. And so that's how your two cents
Head I see what you mean, because then that could equal the rebuttal I liked is that I've thought about this so whatever you say to me I've thought about about it. Yes, exactly. That is spot on. Yeah, that's well said. What do you mean you've got you
know, it's a really it's admirable. I wish I got a thank you. I wish I could pay that way. I feel like it's a lie. I wish I could do what it's all things you do. Is it painful for you, Josh? I could imagine when someone's telling you a story. Like I get it. I got it. I don't need you anymore of this. No, I reckon. Like I know the punch line.
I don't know. Do you think I do that, sir? Sometimes, but it's like you. And that's just pointing out the thinking so quick. And then you've already thought through all this. I think that where this is going I think like Michael bungay stanier. Like with all this stuff around listening, and I probably don't interrupt as much as I used to. You do hold your tongue a little bit like you don't you do listen through. Yeah.
He's holding your tongue nicer than biting your tongue. You don't wanna bite your tongue. Yeah. And he says you don't actually physically do No, just yet. We're gonna go to a tarot card reader and Bendigo Really? Is there a Bendigo paper that is well known that you she's pretty good. I've been to a few shows one, there's always wanting a little, you know, we got I got Oh, is it the? Is it the brand of card that she uses? What makes her good? Um, it's mostly just the things that she says you like, cuz obviously, like, I'm so sceptical sceptical about that stuff like she's fallen into it. Now that just don't swallow your rounds. I teared up I went with speech pathologists now. speech.
Yeah, when I was little really yeah. swallowing your rounds of ALS. I just couldn't speak. I couldn't say BS. So what would you say? Like if it was bird, it would be dead. Yeah. How are we
was young bit still like it was just before school I think is still very young. I mean I it's very cute I use bodies' mispronounced words.
Like back to him because I think they're just adorable. It's probably not the way to go. probably have to tell them anyway. And so this this tarot card reader, she just knows things or says things that you like, oh my god that has happened or if it does happen, is it cuz it's a small town?
Does everyone in there have
been before? Yeah. Can you give us an example that's not too personal.
She said that I would go into an under we're not going into business together but she said that I would go into business with two guys. I really yeah. But she said
she wrote them down. So we went in. Here we go. There we go. Do you think this is there's also some really some stuff as well that you can use your mic the whole time.
How much how much should we pay that?
So is this recent? Yes. Or is this No, so I went
so she said that I would leave that job. So that's one thing that came through. Do you reckon you sort of just got in the back of your mind so you're leaning towards these things? So like I think so. Of course you want you you want you want me to how much you want high $100 a session. Okay. So let's just get through it. Let's without and let me you guys chat into the mic until I'm sorry. You guys chat for a second and I'll you know,
how's your day but I said, wait.
Yeah, good, man. It's off to good so I got up at 515 did some work punched out a few got a few.
Asana stuff going you still fit your Asana notification, arguing anything I got when when something that I'm in good mood, like gets moved again. Get the finger on the pulse. Yeah, you gotta step your nose like where is he? Let me look at his inbox, Macedonia.
Access. I feel like Georgie boy wants to push back on the two steps ahead stuff. No, I completely agree.
Sorry. And one more thing about you, Josh. Yes. About my stories. No, I enjoy your stories. Thank you just so everyone's aware he talks quite a lot about in a story. You can easily dissect people, I think and all like, if they if you can dissect their actions and then
tell them why. Yeah, we'll tell them why they're feeling that way or why they're doing that. Did you tell you more like
that sounds like
I can get into the tarot card game full of shit.
This is legit. Oh, so go on. What did the tarot card reader say?
Sorry, save space. Is it that as long as you use the mic? Yes, I one teaches me how to communicate. And the other I have more fun with all this is
she seems awesome.
is about three different locations, as it knows, hang on. So she's saying some great snippets. So you went to a
tarot card reader. And she said to you that you could go into business with two guys, which, you know, a big media company, run by two guys. So I thought it was gonna be my friend who I'm catching up with tonight because we're always bouncing ideas off each other. Hmm. Got a guy? Yeah, just a guy though. So he would need to find a business partner. That's a guy for the next week. I mean, but that that all that stuff is ambiguous, I suppose. It's kind of just like she's I say these two people might be Yeah. And so I so be saying, I'm going to go into business with you guys. generalising. I surprised. Then she's going into some finer details, ones the fun guy. And one of these comms guy that helps me communicate. Yeah, and I also find it funny because now we're on a podcast Why?
I'm on a podcast. Yeah. And I've always thought I can't communicate well.
podcast, this is my podcast. We've got another announcement.
So okay, so that's, I mean, there's two things. Yeah. What else? What other dots? Is she connecting?
Though there's a few family things which I'll tell you about after the show.
my love life which hasn't come true. Well do you want to put it out there is it got something to do with dams because the power of a podcast is more than a terror okay.
This series tell us what you want. We'll make it we can ship it from Why have tattoos.
Made tattoos This is funny. He needs tats. He needs he needs tats
what sort of odd
like more like grungy?
She's she knew hadn't done before us. Yeah. Yeah. And we're not we're not selecting people at this point.
George does not know how to play call.
So bring out option one male through the daughter so keep going. So tattoos grungy think along the lines of you remember yesterday's conversation when Tommy threw me under the bus there? Oh yeah, sure that was what's his name from Big brother. I told Telly that just locked. Friend sort of pretty guy with tattoos and they have to have a beard. Haha. Yeah, okay. Oh, man, like a bit of stubble like,
essentially not someone in a suit. That's
anti so so like, like a blink. But what about Travis from blink one IV to know he's pathetic. Rich because he actually was in a plane crash. Yeah, yeah. And he can't fly anymore. It's no fly outside. Right. Isn't that right? He's one of the best drummers in the world. Well, I love his drumming. In terms of like, I don't think that how many
twins. Which ones that I the twins could shuffle that boys? Oh, yeah, no. Okay, well, I know what my ideal guys. Okay, yeah, well why don't we stop it and well yeah, Charlie Hunnam, who we were talking about the other day and like Johnny Depp
actually feel bad for Johnny Depp. It seems like he got a bad rap. Remember, we thought that he was a real abusive fuck yeah. There's a bunch of court stuff that's happening at the moment. Maybe that was the other way.
So Johnny Depp it Yeah. Pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp or? Yeah. Do you want to know if I necessarily
do you like birds?
parrots All right.
as a person. Yeah. The person not
mostly okay. Yeah. Sorry. Interesting. So, um, any sort of what about like a Brooklyn Beckham? Or, yeah, he's about a bit pretty and so save
Said beaded slaves bloke drops into our dm the daily talk show. Yeah. You Are you up for dating? I think we need more details on their personality. Yeah, no, I think that's fine. For the moment. Now I want to say, Bryce by saying he wanted a blonde.
that was the
that was the reason because
Greg never said brunette more in my life.
Bryce is an absolute gem. And what I'm saying is
about it could be a challenge. Because it Maci light is a blonde and brunette. And so what are you up for just sort of dating? Because that is a thing, john, you haven't dated in a long time, nor am I but some people like I don't want to date. I'm not I don't know. I'm not they're like I don't want to save didn't do it for 19 years. I didn't want to date
hadn't gone in so you gotta be out I think let's just laid with personality because tats we can get tats but I you i just i happen to digest. Yeah. Okay. Yeah and so the personality wise What do you want?
well I'm not sure I need I need intellectual conversation. All right. Do you like
me fun like do you Yeah, okay. Yeah they have to be manly so potentially like a try. Do you want them like a Yeah, train? hockey?
Yes, hockey GP. GP so you want the whole and if they could have an Irish accent that would be
so what about the guy from PS I love you. Yeah, he's great. Oh, Jared Butler rod. Got he's got that he's guessing he was in that film. You only watch two movies a year so we don't know that the White House stands or grant movie or Can he wouldn't have actually Yeah, yeah.
What soldiers had like goodbye. Be if anything I guess like
Types of ex girlfriends not ideal. Yeah, no.
Man that because that's quite personal. So I feel like I'll leave that up to them. And in terms of rational track record, because you're talking about the ideal guy, but then you can be with people that aren't your ideal person. With with the past partners, you've had that guy or the opposite or no any
two of them were and then there was just a couple of randoms in there in between didn't really have any blocks do you recommend wind up with your type, though? Like, that's what I'm trying to work out because it's like, you can say you're like, you know, someone with blonde hair, you know, sporty then you find somebody who's cutworm catch, catch,
catch, catch, right but i don't know you just like if you love somebody for the for who they are, regardless of local, whatever person like you just love them. So it can go beyond that. That's why
My son you know he's made a lot of
these towns it all going by the way it's great and loving what's happening um
the whole segment
and how's it how's grace going? So grace will be living at your place for the next six weeks. Yeah in lockdown you have thought about that she can't even get home if she wanted to right now then she can't get home.
Yeah, any tears last night with the lockdown? I mean, it's a little bit stressful. I mean, she's she had one of her best nights to come over yesterday. And yeah, just not being able to see her or go over for dinner or have drinks or whatever is slightly it is slightly annoying than it is for like, like, you can't
you can't deny their retina when you're not in your you know, home. I saw your close mates. It's it's a tough one. So look after Yeah, so what are we gonna do
Have the bits and pieces being back in AI so what am I bringing?
George? You have to walk to work every day. Yeah, I'm gonna get a mosque to it. Yeah. Cool. I think we might have some at home potentially. Yeah, I'll let you know. Can I tell a quick COVID story before? Yeah. Is it the most unbelievable story you've heard? As long as you're telling a great story and is it? Is it your story? No. It happened at a friend of a friend and his workplace, which is an aged care home website. Which one? Yeah.
So yesterday, a guy came in a religious guy, who, you know, was doing this, like, I don't know what they call it like a path through something like that. He was his own, had his own religion. He was trying to cure everyone, whatever. He had his own religion that he was.
So he was it was just a really, really good, like, for all we know.
Yeah, he came in to the age care home. He went into someone's room who was isolating because there was a scare that she had COVID says
had to you know these these are all paper grab
gave her that a sip of this like spoon with some water on it. Oh my god. So you know did that get up in your face Have a sip of this. Then he went around to all the other oldies with the same spoon and was basically saying he has some of these have some of these Oh, so they're all touching lips on this spoon or moving it around the age care home this is huge. That's like yeah, that's right it's criminal they not locked that down. But they got rid of him but I don't know how he got in there. That's a fucked up story.
That story yeah did no one no one asked to come I think he just basically came in said I'm here to
cheer everyone on whatever Oh, I was like he will come through room one has been wet. He shouldn't have been in there. I think there's these kind of people can get through based on you just think it's like you so it's like someone who's past that might come into do something with somebody just chat through chat to them. That's Did you say the system like gum
The other day before it hit the media, not to brag, but I heard about the security guard fucking one of the Cova people before it came before it came out. And my mate said, like, fuckin don't say anything. I'm glad someone else like I was like fucking eaching I'm like, This is outrageous. Wait, did I hear from Dino I go is that Yeah, that was like high up at a hotel or whatever fucked up stuff. I mean, it only takes you one. And then you paint the picture on COVID and someone's sleeping like a security guard. Like, it's a weed.
That in my mind, I mentioned I was like, why is it so sort of explosive in your mind? Because you think about the lockdown security and then you're trying to roleplay the situation of a security guard. Yeah. How do they even start conversing to the point where they're like, let's have it and then you all because there's so many people together. There's the cheerleader effect.
This is cross that's full on dirt. Yeah, it's not good. And so surely there's an investigation to that. I think they
Yeah I think they they called the play so that you know something something is somehow slipped through cameras in this so it's like if that old lady ends up having COVID they're all dead yeah
that was a good story A while back great way to finish it looking to die she was looking for a
padded yeah builder he's funny and has an Irish accent yeah
that's what I want to know cuz that was a criticism when we had when we ourselves yeah it's the trap that I feel like everyone always ends up regretting you go too hard on the type. Yeah and then there's all this explaining to do on the the other side absolutely it's it is the trap question What's your type but when do you have a type? Yes, her name Jamie.
No, yeah. Okay. All right. And anything else that you wanted to add? Jess? I'm rich.
well it's off the table dating for six weeks but I'd love to get you on a zoom day. Would you be open to that? I'm just not very good at like you looking at your watch. What are you looking at? Yeah, just keep getting messages from dams.
It's time to stand. I get it. Now you say you don't think you're good at what? I'm opening up to people The first time I meet them so I'm probably really bad at dates like I'm more of a like a surprise and delight. Like I come
into surprise that I do.
That's great. You've got to crack the shell before you get the true me. Well, maybe I could start with some Josh Janssen dating.
Yeah, like john just goes off. You could jump into my dm to see what's in that you could do. Yeah. And you could help him or your games. Yeah, I think that there's definitely but the thing is that
what's funny said you would definitely be the
I'd do that just like you're the one just replying to everyone laughing but there is something a bit fucked up with just like all these guys thinking that it's just magic from the get go.
And I'm like right you be you but she's not great at the front as she said she needed to question all right on text but then it's talking. What do you think the talking it was about the talking? I don't know. I just feel like I you just need to crack the show and you need to get rid of the show. How do we crack the show?
The other person is intriguing, isn't it? I feel like I overcompensate though when they're not talking or they're not interested or whatever it is thinking about the next tattoo.
So the next day, yeah. And so, no, this is interesting.
Yeah, I wonder how much of that is so you, you feel like
you feel like you shut off when they're not listening.
Well, you know that I'm not the most open in my with my personal life in terms of my Instagrams private. Like, we know we've had security guard stations that I don't want to enter into I get that. So if you imagine it's like the Instagram account is the shell. And then inside the shell is photos of you dressed up as a hot dog.
Which is your Instagram, and that's the true me. So why so why don't we lead with the day pay? I'm like, stuck you
know, do you think do you think there is something in maybe trying to lead with the hot dog rather than trying to
you know, knock down that shell? Is that what is he trying to be cool? Maybe trying to be normal? fairly well, yeah. Fact being normal. What do you say? your normal What do you think so? I thought it could have been a metaphor, the whole hot dog thing, but here is yes. Yes. There's a hot dog now. Definitely.
They count how many? It's it's the it's the thing just do it get. Get it get dating. This is how you get. We can put a few classes. Yeah. And so yeah, I think questions. Do a zoom date. It'd be great. Okay. I think maybe you guys could, like, betray me. Yeah. Okay. He's He's afraid question to get started. So I think that you need to do stuff that's specific to the type of guy you want. Okay, so you had to get a tattoo right now what would you get? Is that one? Yeah. Oh, favourite tool in the tool belt. Hey, would you get it? Don't have to tear out that dress up question. What's the funny funny guy find someone in a dress up show?
That's a bit quirky, isn't it? And I'm sorry that you need to go tell me
doing a talk. What's it called? A talk talk? Yeah, I'm
Just on the phone instead, go on just I was gonna say that I did some woodworking last year. And I thought that that would be a good opportunity to find someone but know what So you went to like a tie for something and yeah, it was a cause you see that photo I sent you the other night of my TV was sitting on. I made that really? Yeah, like a TV unit. Yeah. Wow, that's cool. And so and I just want to learn who'd you meet? I did it for myself. I did it because I wanted to do woodworking not to meet someone to say everyone is clear on that. But
um, I met my instructor at an art he was a he's a tutor, and he's an amazing woodworker. But he's
not. And so it was it was a one on one. No, there was a group of us Okay, yeah, so the two guys are in it. They started a co working space for woodworking specifically in the habit of this question.
And then they run courses. That's cool. And so did you get to pick what to make? Yep. So everyone chooses and designs are in item. So if some people made beds, others made I made a chest of drawers, someone else made it just a workbench. What would have been something you could have made that would have communicated that you will you were open for a relationship? Like I wonder if there's something so like a bed is obviously very presumptuous? Yes. Teddy Bears.
Just have an open.
Oh, yeah, maybe it's um, yeah, maybe you could have done a collab. You could have worked with someone else on if there's no one. There's no one there. Yeah. Because they're all people that are amateurs. That it's a problem. You're a pro. You need the product. Yeah. And and my tutor was very design focused. And he he's been in the industry for so long. Like he also has a partner. Okay. Yeah, sure. That's tricky. It's annoying. Yeah. All right. Maybe you can get some fun happening. It's our can. It's a fun time.
Yeah, like it. There's so many different options. Yeah, but if your business is going under, sorry about that, because what do you mean?
Yeah, he's saying it's a fun time. It's a fun time for chairs. Yeah, but I'm
not a fan. Yes. If you get covered and die that's really bad to fucking if you kissed a spoon from a Lourdes in this episode. Yeah, sorry about that. Sorry. Not so good. All right. It's a daily talk show. Stay safe. Yep. And we'll see you tomorrow. Have a good one. Say goodbye.