Pissed On Prosecco With Tully Smyth

Josh: It's The Daily Talk Show, episode 756.

Tommy: Tully Smyth, welcome back to the show. It's a very special day to have you on because today is also hump day.

Tully: It is my favorite, my favourite day of the week.

Tommy: Well, we were having a bit of a meeting before the show and, and, um, we kind of— we don't want to assume people watch the hump days, but we know fucking people watch the hump days, and we didn't want to assume Tully did But she said, I've seen them.

George: Yeah.

Tommy: I've seen them all.

Tully: Guys, I'm your biggest fan. I don't always like everything. When I like something, it's because I really like it, but I'm watching everything.

Josh: Yeah, so what is your vibe? Because I've, actually, that's a bit of, I was gonna mention Grace.

Tully: So early, let's do it.

Tommy: So Mason's, I know Grace is with us right now. No, we said save it for the show. And if you wanted to ask Mr. 97 something, so take it away, Tully.

Tully: I'm just a little bit upset. I just feel like I should have gotten a phone call or a text message or something letting me know that like your status had changed, but I'm actually sweating now thinking about it. It makes me a little bit— what's going on? What do you have to tell me?

Mason: We're dating.

Tully: You and I? I mean, I wish.

Josh: This couldn't have gotten worse, to be honest.

Tully: Who's dating? You and Grace?

Mason: Yeah, Grace and I are dating.

Tully: I thought Grace wasn't an issue to me. Gemma told me that I didn't have to worry about Grace because she was in Sydney.

Josh: No, she's in Perth.

Mason: She's coming in 11 days to Melbourne.

Tully: Oh, cute. 11 sleeps. Well, how do you mum and dad feel about it? Because I know that they loved me.

Mason: Yeah, I mean, they're pretty pumped as well.

Josh: So, well, to be honest, I think it had— his dad loved you based on potentially getting tickets to the Melbourne Cup.

Tully: I did make that promise, so I will stand by that promise. I will take your dad to the Melbourne Cup if we have Melbourne Cup.

Tommy: Yeah, but do you think this shit's going to come back? I mean, you're an event head.

Tully: Yeah, I know.

Tommy: What's going on?

Tully: Any plans? No, there's no way. Like everyone's being so cautious, so careful. I haven't even heard a whisper about events starting back up again. I mean, we can't even fit more than 20 people in a venue. So you can't even— how can you have an event with less than 20 people? There was some interesting— it was interesting to see how different brands and PR agencies sort of adapted to the isolation. I know that there was one brand who was supposed to have a launch party and instead sent sent, um, the invitees a bunch of different boxes with different numbers on them, and then they had like a schedule for the morning and they told you when to open each box. And like the first box, there was like some breakfast stuff and like a little mini sort of prosecco. And then the next box was like— so they kind of brought the event to you, which I thought was really interesting. So it's been, it's been interesting to see how brands are tackling it, but I don't imagine events coming back anytime soon.

Tommy: Have any sort of stunk a little? I've seen you've been getting sent a bunch of stuff. The wine stuff looked great.

Tully: Yeah, yeah. There was a lot of wine, which is, I mean, no one's gonna say no to wine. A lot of skincare. I think, you know, sort of brands realised really early on, you know, whether this is gonna help them or hinder them. And skincare, a lot of skincare, a lot of makeup, which was interesting 'cause I'm like, where am I putting on this makeup? Where am I wearing this makeup to? A lot of interest from sex toy companies. Which we spoke about briefly off air before, because vibrator sales went through the roof. But yeah, there wasn't anyone that was— I mean, people were pretty— well, you know, we're all in the same boat. I think people were just trying to hang on. There are a lot of little sort of— I did a lot of posts for sort of smaller businesses that were basically, you know, gonna lose everything. Cafés and stuff like that, a lot of at-home meals, DIY meals. But yeah, it's been a really interesting time.

Josh: You've been known to order a lot on Uber Eats? Has it gone up?

Tully: Do you know what? It's gone down. And I think that's because, as with everybody, you know, I've been cooking more, baking more, and that, as I said before, I've been actually driving to venues, my favourite restaurants, cafes, and buying food from them directly so they get all the money. Um, so have you had a favorite?

Josh: What's been your favorite?

Tully: Yeah, I've been ordering a lot of food from Two Pounds. So Two Pounds is in Armadale, right near my house, and they're usually a catering and events company, and they've obviously had all their events cancelled or their weddings canceled, and they've been doing these amazing home-cooked meals. Um, the menu changes every week, and they've got this absolutely delicious, um, chicken, leek, and bacon pie. It is phenomenal. It's $45. It's huge. It would feed like— we— I eat it for days. Um, but I've been ordering that a lot from them, um, helping to kind of keep them afloat, which has been good.

Josh: Pies are very hot right now, I think. Are they?

Tully: Winter pies, soups. Um, what else do they have?

Josh: I can't get around soups.

Tommy: Why?

Josh: It's just not enough of a like You need to have crusty bread and at that point, just have the bread.

Tommy: But you've got no problem getting around thick shakes, babe.

Josh: I know, I love a thick shake. Yeah, I know, but that's— Soup is not pretending to be a drink. Like a thick shake is a drink. Yeah.

Tully: You can get some hearty soups, though, with like chunks of meat in them or like noodles or any— Like you can get some—

Josh: I just wonder if it gets, if it's getting into that chunky level, is it actually a soup?

Tully: Is it then a stew?

Jess: Yeah.

George: Is it a—

Tully: What is a soup and what is a stew? Like what makes a stew?

Josh: Well, I've been, Bree and I have been doing Thai. We've been ordering Thai, but Not getting the rice. And I realise how much of Thai food relies on rice. Like we keep asking, like, why is it—

Tully: It'd be very watery.

Jess: Yeah.

Josh: And that's what I'm wondering. It's like, why is it so watery? It's because it's got no coconut rice to absorb it up. So, yeah.

Tommy: I mean, I was eating soup last night, pumpkin soup, quite watery. It got to a point where it's like chewing gum. I chew it. If I chew it for like more than 5 minutes, I start getting frustrated that my gums my mouth starts to get a bit sore. I'm like, fuck this, spit it out. And so I was sipping like, I was like, fuck this, picked it up and just sculled it.

Mason: Yeah.

Tully: I was like, do you know what the worst chewing gum is? The bubblegum nose from a Bubbaloobill. That is hands down. Is that even gum?

Josh: What is that?

Tully: What is that?

George: It's like a gobstopper.

Tommy: Oh, that is really—

Tully: You take 2 bites and you're like, what is this?

Josh: Well, I think maybe they have to do something special for the, like, to to it to stay in the fridge.

Tully: Yeah, it's gross.

Tommy: No, I reckon it's margins. I reckon it's a cheap ball. It's like at a gumball machine.

Jess: Yeah.

Tommy: Where you pay a buck for a—

Mason: It goes down.

Tommy: Goes down. It's all for kids. It's the same gum that comes from there. But I think there's a problem with freezing it. I reckon if you put extra into the freezer and then pulled it out and had a bite, you'd be like, this is—

Tully: Yeah, horrific.

Josh: This stinks. We got, Bree and I got some of the cookie dough from like an ice cream shop. They're doing like—

Tully: Oh, like the tub of dough thing?

Josh: Nah, it's like a— I looked at that. But the thing is that the tub of dough thing, you went end up just like eating it from the top. It's like ice cream.

Tully: I think that's the point.

George: Yeah.

Josh: But I feel like that's a dangerous habit. But there's— they're doing like the logs and so that you can—

Tully: That does not sound appetising.

Josh: You cut it up and then you put it into the oven, which— and then they tried to upsell.

Tully: Oh, I love that. The cookie dough you get from like Woolworths.

Josh: Yeah, but it's like from an ice cream shop and then they try and upsell you to put ice cream in the middle.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: It's like a biscuit.

George: Ice cream sandwich. Yeah.

Josh: Yes.

Tully: Like a Maxibon, but like rustic.

Jess: Yeah.

Josh: Are you a Maxibon—

Tully: I don't like the biscuit end, which I know is really controversial. Your face, you just look so horrified.

Josh: There is something in that, like, I feel like that puts you in a good place to find a partner because that's like the—

Tully: Should that be my Hinge? Because, you know, on Hinge— you wouldn't know, but on Hinge you have to answer 3 questions, which is why I prefer Hinge to most dating apps, because you kind of— with most dating apps, it's just the visuals you get and you go yes or no based on someone's face. But with Hinge, you have to answer these 3 questions. You can choose the questions, but so you kind of get a snapshot of their personality as well as their face from the very get-go. Maybe that should be one of my questions.

Josh: What are the questions at the moment?

Tully: My questions?

George: Yeah.

Tully: Oh, I should have— I walked right into that, didn't I? Yep. Um, so one of them's a bit forward. Okay, I think I made this thinking I wouldn't probably be on it for a while. I was like, oh, this is kind of like funny, and like it sets you up. You guys know me pretty well by now. Um, I'm a lot, and I just feel like pretending that I'm not a lot, it's just not going to do me any favors. So I'm just all out from the get-go.

Josh: But we did say we weren't going to mention anal on this.

Tully: We've already mentioned it, so we're already there. Okay, so my first one is that— okay, so the question is, the dorkiest thing about me is— and then I put dot dot dot, how long do you have? Because like, cute, dorky, goofy. And I'm—

Josh: that's not that forward.

Tully: No, that's not the forward one.

Jess: I started—

Tully: I start soft.

Jess: I can—

Tully: you can also switch the like the placements around.

Tommy: Just 4 black.

Tully: So I started with that, which says like, hey, like I'm like, look at me, but also like I'm a bit of a dork, like cute but like approachable.

Tommy: Give us one dorky aspect of yourself.

Tully: I used to do fencing.

Tommy: Oh, that's a good one.

Tully: I've had saxophone.

George: You're a big dork.

Tully: I used to be a gamer. Like, there are plenty of things that are dorky about me.

Tommy: Mate, gaming is fucking rockstar now.

Tully: But also followed by that question is like a super hot photo of me in a bikini.

Tommy: Sure.

Tully: Like, I look like a bloody— that's a 12 out of 10 shot. That might be the best photo I've ever seen of myself. Like, I just look phenomenal.

Josh: Who took that photo?

Tully: That was at an influencer, big influencer event in Sydney for Revolve, which is a huge clothing company, American clothing company.

Jess: So it was a professional photographer?

Tully: Photographer. No, it was just another influencer, but they are the best photographers. Other influencers take the best photos, hands down.

Tommy: But you're the self-timer queen.

Tully: Oh, I've gotten so good at it. I've now got a ring light, like I'm really upping my game. Um, my second question is, it says, don't hate me if I— and then I said, drink you under the table. You can all attest to how much I can drink. It's a lot. I'm just gagging for this to be full. Um, and then another hot photo. Actually, this, this photo was of me when I was in LA with you guys.

Tommy: That's when you snuck off.

Tully: I didn't sneak off, you left me. And then the last one, this is the forward one. It's actually a quote. And if you can tell me who the quote's by, I'll be very impressed. It says, my mantra is, and then I wrote, if you go home with somebody and they don't have any books, don't fuck them.

Josh: I believe ScoMo said that. No, who was it?

Tully: John Waters.

Josh: John Waters. Yeah.

Tommy: And, and, um, but then there's to combat that, there's like a nice smile. I just want to understand how he's so fuckable.

Josh: Who is John Waters?

Tully: It's just about, and Most guys, because then you can respond. So when you see someone's profile, you can respond to one of their questions as like an opener. Okay. The amount of guys that are like, does a Kindle count? Or like, do coffee table books count? I'm like, no, I want a bookshelf.

Josh: No, you fucking dummy.

Tully: No, you dumb dumb.

Josh: Wait, so what's the quote again? Read the quote. What was it?

Tully: If you go home with somebody and they don't have any books, don't fuck them.

Josh: Okay. What if they have a lot of books?

Tully: At least a risk that they don't read.

Josh: I have been known to have a lot of books.

Tully: You guys Gave me books when we first met, which was absolutely—

Josh: That's not a euphemism. We literally just gave you books.

Tully: You did, it was so sweet.

Tommy: Have you been reading in iso?

Tully: You know what, I haven't been reading as much as I thought I would be. I've been doing a bit of writing, but yeah, I don't know, I felt like I felt that pressure and I know it was a common phenomenon, so I don't feel like weird about it, but there was pressure because we had so much time to like do so much with it. Like I bought a bunch of books and I was like, I'm going to finish all of them. No, I did not finish all of them. I also didn't watch a lot of Netflix or anything. Like, I didn't, I didn't want to wake up and turn the TV on and then have the TV on all day and all night. Like, it just felt really yuck.

Josh: Weren't you talking up that show where people go on an island but then they don't fuck?

Tully: That was the best. Too Hot to Handle. You guys not watching that? Oh, he's a waste of space. He reminds me of every douchebag I hooked up with at schoolies. Like, he's just the typical, like, that's a guy that I took home at schoolies in Byron Bay. Like, hands down.

Josh: Yeah.

Tully: And he's engaged to the hottest girl on the show. Like he managed to score the hottest woman on that show.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Love books. You know he's now friends with Bieber.

Tully: Is he though?

Tommy: Bieber slid into his DMs.

Josh: Yeah, I'm friends with Bieber, you know.

Tommy: And then they're having phone conversations. He's just saying he's having like a couple of hour-long conversations with Bieber.

Josh: Big catfished. That's Bieber. The I and E is the I and E.

Tully: Have you guys watched the Bieber's Facebook show? Their reality TV show they did while in iso?

Josh: No.

Mason: YouTube?

Tully: Oh my God. No, it's Facebook have done it. It's on Facebook. It's a Facebook series. It's like the Biebers at home.

Josh: Oh, so this isn't the— you're referring to the YouTube one where he goes into the chamber?

Tommy: There was a doco and then— okay, I haven't seen this.

Tully: That was just Justin. This is the Biebers.

Tommy: Who are the Biebers? As in his dad?

Tully: No, his wife.

Tommy: Okay, so another family.

Tully: Just him and Hailey at home during iso.

Tommy: His dad's riding his son's fame hard.

Josh: Really?

Jess: Yeah.

Josh: I don't know.

Mason: I think he's a mental coach.

Josh: Oh, that's true.

Tully: His dad's hot. His dad's pretty hot. I'd do his dad. I'd do most people, let's be honest. No, but anyway, so it's the And I thought, because everyone loves— I mean, girls love Hailey Baldwin. She's got the best style in the world. I would kill for her wardrobe.

Tommy: Is that why you love her style? What is it?

Tully: She's just got really cool style. She's really effortless.

George: Yeah.

Tully: And I love the storey of those two because she was a massive Bieber fan. Like, there are always— there's all this archived footage of like her tweeting, like how much she loved Bieber when she was a kid. And now she's ended up— she's played the longest game ever.

Tommy: Well, what about—

Josh: very similar to Grace in a lot of ways.

Tommy: Tom Cruise and who? Katie Holmes. As a kid, Katie had Tom Cruise posters up in her room.

Mason: It's a little bit.

Tommy: And then she ends up marrying him.

Josh: It's so weird. It's bizarre.

Tommy: Anyway, so just side note, who did you have on your wall as a kid?

Tully: Do you know who I loved, loved, loved? Josh Hartnett.

Tommy: Oh yeah, yeah.

Tully: Big Josh Hartnett fan. I loved, he's in that movie 40 Days and 40 Nights where they don't have sex. Like the sex scene is an orchid being draped across her naked body, which turned me on.

Josh: 40 Days and 40 Nights.

Tully: Yeah, he tries to like abstain from sex. For Lent or like for like just for a social experiment. And then he obviously falls in love the minute he decides to do that because it's a movie. And then they had this like sex scene that's not a sex scene because he's abstaining where she like drags this like orchid over his body. It's very erotic.

Josh: Like a flower. Is it orchid flower?

Tully: Yes, that's a flower. Sorry, I didn't realise this way I was losing you.

Josh: No, no, but I just felt like that is strange. So he put a— she put a flower on him.

Tully: Sex isn't just about actually fucking. I can be quite intimate and erotic in other ways. Did he take an antihistamine?

Josh: What do you mean?

Tully: Of course you like ruined this beautiful sexy time moment.

Tommy: So back to it, Hailey Baldwin face reveal.

Tully: So I thought this is going to be a rest, you know, and also like what an interesting insight. I think we've all really enjoyed seeing more of celebrities' homes during this time because they're sort of—

Tommy: To make us feel like how useless we are and how poor we are.

Tully: Kylie Jenner's moved, we're seeing more of her new house which has a pool in the middle of everything which is bizarre. Anyway, I thought it was going to be great. It is like watching paint dry.

Mason: Really?

Tully: It is so dry. So like, they're not— I don't even think they're into each other. Like, it's that in one episode they go, they get in a boat in like a dinghy and they just go into this lake and they're asking each other questions about their marriage. Like, what's the best part about being married to me?

Tommy: And what's in it for them? What do you think they're saying?

Tully: Obviously Facebook have paid them a million trillion dollars. They're just at home bored. They're bored as well. Bought at the house.

Tommy: Well, I can tell you the best thing out of ISO was me somehow getting onto your Facebook page, following you. It should be you, right?

Tully: You know, it's actually, I don't accept just anyone on my Facebook.

Tommy: Yeah, but we're mates.

Tully: I know, but that's, you should be like, it's a big thing to be on my Facebook.

Tommy: Is this not public?

Mason: Because, okay, so it's just page or friend?

Tommy: Like, it must be your friends.

Tully: No, it's my friends.

Tommy: So it's friends, right?

Tully: It's my personal page.

Tommy: But it's the writing. If you want photos of Tully, go to Facebook.

Josh: Instagram. If you want.

George: That was our little secret.

Tully: Secret, Josh. You're my only subscriber right now.

Josh: Is there, with the OnlyFans thing, is it public? Like, can I go on to onlyfans.com and pick names?

Tommy: No, you could search for it.

Mason: Searching or actually looking at content.

Tommy: It's all behind the A wall.

Josh: You can't see who it is. Okay, interesting. Yeah, go on.

Tommy: Sorry. Some of the stuff you've been writing, awesome. And if it's not public, I want to read some of that then. One of your ones recently, because that's what I mean. Is it public? Can people see?

Tully: No, only you can. Like, I don't know if the boy— I don't think the boys I always have asked my Facebook friend.

George: No, no, no.

Tommy: Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pizza. Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you.

Josh: It's not pizza. I get it. Because the pizza's the slices.

Tully: I just really— Facebook's where I actually put what I'm actually thinking and feeling because everything else is public and I can be judged. Twitter is pretty sassy because I have, I believe I have no one I know personally on my Twitter. So Twitter is like— It's pretty out there, but my Facebook is my only private platform. It's the last bit of me that I don't have to share with Daily Mail or with whoever else. So I put my actual thoughts and feelings. What else are you gonna read?

Tommy: I'm looking at you scrolling.

George: I love it.

Tommy: Nah, this is a good one. Here's a handy dandy list of people to delete from your Facebook. And then I just click on it. No idea what was gonna happen. Friends who like Donald J. Trump. And then it's got all my mates.

Tully: Isn't that, wasn't that eye-opening? I found that really eye-opening.

Josh: So, wait, so it will show you who? Because, yeah, I wonder about that because I want to see.

Mason: How does that work?

Josh: It just, it has a like page.

Tully: It aggregates people that, yeah, have liked Donald Trump on Facebook.

Tommy: But only from my friends. So, I'm looking at all these people that—

Josh: Facebook used to have a lot more that you could do. Like, so you could go into Facebook and say people who like this page who live in Collingwood.

Jess: Yeah.

Tully: But that's full-on. You could be like Richmond supporters from Piran and find like a group of people. Yeah, but that was funny because I had a bunch— I didn't name and shame anyone, nor did I actually unfriend them. Like, each their own, you know, we've all got different opinions. But I had a few people comment. If you'll see, that got kind of heated. I feel like people had a guilty conscience, and a few of them were like, well, what if you like him just to see the funny things he's posting? And I'm like, okay, all right, settle down. Yeah, just because you like him on Facebook doesn't mean you vote for him.

Josh: It's like, okay, that's what I do wonder. Like, on Twitter, I always have to to search him to read what he's written. Yeah. Because you don't want to sort of—

Mason: Always trending.

Tully: Yeah, he's always trending.

Josh: That's true. We should— Yeah, it's hump day.

Tommy: Yeah, we should. So what do you know of this, Tully? What do you know? Sorry, we got in today and he's— He's got— Oh, you're drinking, eating protein bars now? I mean, it must be the Josh Janson effect. He's like, no, I'm just really anxious. I needed something.

Josh: He needed something in his tum tum.

George: Yeah.

Josh: Cutest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, it's not going to help your shit though.

George: It's going to clock me out.

Tully: I swear sometimes you forget you guys are amongst females. Like, it's like being in the boys' locker room.

Josh: That's fine. Like poo talk.

Tully: I hate shit talk.

Jess: I hate it.

Josh: Hate it.

Tully: So that wasn't an opener to start.

Josh: I can't read. Um, no, but so like, are you funny about if you stay at someone's house, like Taking it down.

Tully: I just don't shit.

Josh: Okay.

Tully: I've dated people for like 4 years and they've never heard me fart ever. Really? Yeah.

Mason: And you say get it done in the first week?

Josh: Yeah, you've got to get it out of the way.

Tully: Is that what you're planning?

Mason: Hey, that's Josh's advice.

Tully: Don't do that. Don't do that.

Tommy: It's advice from a guy that's had one girlfriend, been with him for 13 years. I think it's sound advice, but it's also not that tried and tested.

Josh: But it's also the whole thing of like always be at a 60%, like from a looks perspective.

Tully: You've got to keep some mystery, mate. You've got to keep some mystery.

Josh: Isn't there other mystery though, other than shitting and farting?

Mason: Yeah, yeah.

Josh: Is that farting a mystery?

Tully: Why did I do this? I've got this to myself.

Josh: You did, you did. Uh, Georgie boy, go on. That was good.

Mason: That was good.

Tommy: That was a soundboard.

Josh: Oh, Tully farted.

Tully: I'm actually, I'm sweating just thinking that I possibly did that.

Josh: Go to the toilet. Don't!

Tommy: It's actually really suppressive, Tully. I don't like this behaviour.

George: All right, what's with the pointing?

Josh: I'm just fucking leading the show. It's a new thing. Okay, uh, Howard Stern, just how we do it. I don't know, probably.

George: It's good to be back. I wasn't here last week. Um, no, I was at Bunnings.

Josh: He was on for a job. Yeah.

George: Um, but this is episode 10 of Hump Day Replay. Huge. Yeah.

Tully: Definitely worth celebrating.

George: Yeah. I'm proud of it.

Tommy: So, yeah, let's clap it before we even see it. All right.

George: Yeah. Lots going on. I actually had a look to see how many episodes that makes it. And I think it's over 100 episodes that have been reviewed. Wow. Replayed.

Josh: Oh, great.

Jess: Wow.

George: Really? That's great. That's really impressive.

Josh: Is that true? I think so.

Mason: We did double. Okay.

George: Yes.

Josh: Yeah. We were doing 2 episodes a day for a while.

George: Yeah. And the first week there was a few extras because Yeah, that's good content.

Tully: Exactly. But so I've got a big bottle of Prosecco, which I've been gagging for since you mentioned it when I got here.

Josh: And so what, so you were saying, Tully, that it's quite a premium?

Tully: Oh, it just doesn't look like a cheap bottle.

George: It looks nice.

Tully: It's not Passion Pop.

Tommy: How much was it?

Tully: That's something that you'd bring to a date because it looks probably more expensive than it is. So you bring that and they think, oh God, you spent a bit. Well, it's probably like $12.

George: $20.

Tommy: It's not a cheap bottle though.

George: No.

Tommy: There is a really good cheap Prosecco that we've found.

Tully: I think that there's no one in this room who would be able to tell the difference. I think there's no way. I was hoping for Passion Pop. This is great.

Tommy: Yeah. Happy.

Josh: So anyway, how's it going to go with coffee and you're having a hot choc as well?

Tully: I finished that in preparation.

George: Yeah. So, it's a Grande Cuvée 1531 d'Aimery.

Mason: Close!

Josh: I think the mic just broke it. Do we get that? Yeah, no, no, you were just a bit slow.

George: Oh sorry. And yeah, so hope you enjoy this one.

Josh: Open up— So you're gonna pop it or at the end of something now?

Tully: Doing it now after.

Josh: Okay, here we go. Georgie Boys hump day replay.

Tully: Sitting here hoping we can get tips again.

Josh: Bang gang. Do you want to do it now?

Tully: I reckon we should do it now.

Tommy: Yeah, let's all just fill the glasses.

Mason: It's hard though. It's going to take him 5 minutes to get this.

Josh: I feel like Tully should do it. I feel like she should be.

Mason: Oh, here we go.

Tully: Oh, okay.

Mason: Oh, great. This is good. Yeah.

Josh: Okay. So Tully's got the—

Tully: This is my first day opening.

Mason: So are we all having some?

George: Is that— Yeah.

Tommy: Do you not want some?

Mason: Well, I mean, yeah, GB gave me it.

Tommy: Then you're having some. That's a signal.

Tully: Mase loves sparkling, guys. I tried to make him have some sparkling in LA and he literally had to like gag it down.

Josh: Okay.

Tully: I said, you will drink this champagne because it was a gift from the owner of the restaurant and it's rude to not drink it.

Tommy: Yeah. When Grant Smiley gives you booze, you fucking drink it.

Josh: Okay, here we go. So she's got the She's got her hands firmly on the— Watch that.

George: Watch.

Mason: Okay, yeah, go.

Tully: This is not my first rodeo.

Josh: Okay, here we go. So Tully's got it. She's putting a lot.

Tommy: Oh, there we go.

Josh: Jeez, that was good.

Tully: That was solid, wasn't it?

Tommy: Who's gonna— Yeah, you go first. Fill yourself up, Tully, and then just pass. Just pass the bottle.

Mason: GB, you just take it.

George: I'm having mine out of a water glass because there was only 4 glasses in the collection.

Josh: Stems are a bit bogan now anyway, aren't they? Or stems are less bogan though.

Tommy: We just bought— Amy just bought a new round, which means— of glasses, which means We can get the ones from home and bring them to the office, so we'll have more.

Josh: We have a— it's a very— it's an eclectic—

Tully: I'm gonna get— you guys gonna help me get your laptop?

Josh: Yeah, just pass it.

Tommy: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Josh: Do you want to top up?

Tommy: Great. She's just getting a little bit more.

Josh: Okay, Tully is just going up.

Tommy: Happy Wednesday. Wednesday, 12:27. Okay, great.

Josh: Here we go.

Tully: Just confirm I can leave my car here, guys.

Josh: Yes, you can. Alrighty. And, uh, GB, anything else you want to say before we play?

George: Uh, no, I think that's pretty much it.

Josh: Okay, this is, uh, are we playing a drinking game?

Mason: Do you want to thank Mama Bear?

George: Just, oh, thanks, Mummy Bear.

Tully: Thanks, Mama Bear.

Josh: Mummy.

Tully: Thanks, Mum.

Josh: Loves that.

Tully: Are we playing pickle? You guys know I love it.

George: This week we celebrated the Queen's birthday.

Tommy: What a woman. What a woman.

Josh: Got a pretty good life.

Mason: I wonder how she's still alive, to be honest.

Tommy: 96-year-old woman on a horse.

George: Royal.

Josh: I would blow up if I wasn't on this fucking horse.

George: We heard about producer Jess's boxing match.

Tully: I knocked her eyelashes out.

Tommy: Oh, I guess it's better than teeth.

Tully: Undefeated champ.

Mason: Oh, clap, clap, clap.

George: And Mr. 97 had a close call with raw chicken.

Mason: We had a freshly stocked fridge and so there was red pepper He lives at the Grand Hyatt. Oh, it's great. There was red pepper and there was hummus. When I was eating the red pepper, there was this little like thing on it and I thought it was sort of like hummusy raw chicken color. I took on salmonella.

George: Speaking of a full fridge, JJ wants to get into the smart home game.

Josh: So I think smart locks would be great. Security cameras would fucking have every corner of the house. The thing that is cool is being able to have the cameras in the fridge so it knows when you're low on stock.

George: Low on protein bars. Okay, yep, I'll let Josh know. Low on Monster energy drink. Still got a full can. Low on red peppers. I call them capsicums, but yeah. Low in zinc. I don't really know what that is. Low on ideas? I've got a few, they're not great. Low on motivation? I'm actually feeling quite inspired, to be honest. Low on iron? That's true, I have been feeling a little bit tired lately.

Mason: Low on time?

George: Low on blood sugar? Low on self-esteem? Low on friends? Low on money?

Tully: Low on AC?

George: Low on flow on the battery? Low on internet connection? Low on genuine AirPods? Tell you what you're not low on— confidence. Nice haircut. Oh, thank you so much. With the megaphone sponsorship up for grabs—

Josh: Ben Fordham, hot off the microphone—

George: the boys had a few personal shoutouts.

Tommy: Tava from RVK Advisory, little shoutout. You're a good man.

Josh: Stir fries are great. Just shoutout for stir fries.

Tommy: I'm actually gonna shoutout salmon and zucchini baked. Simple, 15 minutes, cut it all up, bit of salt and pepper, little bit of lemon, done.

Mason: No, it's either pan fried or you just do zoodles.

Josh: This guy.

George: With international travel still on hold, JJ got nostalgic.

Josh: Actually went to Krakow in Poland. KL to Lahore. I went to Munich.

Jess: Have you been?

Josh: Pakistan, yes.

Jess: Really?

Josh: When we were in Alabama. When we were leaving Heathrow. Last time I'm going to mention a place, but Auckland.

George: And there was tension between Grace and Mr. 97.

Josh: Your girlfriend Grace uses the phrase or the word "parmi" to describe a chicken parmigiana. Palmer.

Mason: Oh yeah, no, that's wrong.

George: Parmi versus Palmer hotline, how are you?

Mason: Oh, we've had conversations about it.

George: I'm sorry, but there is no cure. You just have to change. You just have to stop saying Parmi and start saying Palmer.

Josh: It's baby talk though, isn't it? That's my criticism. It's like Dippy, Dippy Egg, asking for Dippy Eggs and soldiers.

George: The baby talk continued with a question from Tommy.

Tommy: So in the car, we're trying to explain to Bodhi what funky means.

Josh: Funky is like groovy.

Tommy: What does groovy mean?

Josh: Thumbs up, funky. Sunglasses on, funky. Cool music, funky.

George: Looking good.

Tommy: Ah, thanks, Matt.

George: Anything else? Huh? Oh, sorry. How would you describe me? Stylish, looking cool, looking groovy. Groovy? Groovy, there you go. Oh, sorry, no, I meant looking good, looking— Yeah, just listen to this. To be honest, I kind of got it. Okay, yeah. AirPods, nice. Hey, this is a really funky beat. Oh yeah, and would you say that— thanks so much for showing me. Okay, catch you later. See ya. A big thank you to our guests for this week.

Jess: Can we get this in Hump Day Replay?

Josh: Yeah, sure, definitely. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

George: We love talking tech and banking with Dominic Pym.

Josh: Making a contribution to society or making a contribution to other people and sharing knowledge or helping other people improve other people's lives is something that I'm very passionate about.

George: We learnt about sustainability and coffee with Russell Towers.

Mason: Our vision is to try and create organic waste bins at cafes and at roasters, and then from that point onwards we can create a completely closed loop end of life for these cups.

George: But our most important conversation in a week of complexity was with our good friend Crystal Andrews.

Jess: When I am able to kind of go through society with some people thinking that I am white, I access all of the privileges that a white person also accesses because I haven't been put in a different box. So I certainly have had things a lot easier in life than even some of my, you know, like some of my cousins who are much darker looking than I am, who have more Asian features than I do. I've definitely enjoyed some privileges in life, and yeah, that's just another thing to take stock of at this, at this kind of time. It's given me a really good pause for thought.

George: That's it from me. I've been Dodgy George. Good night, Australia, and happy 10th episode.

Josh: Georgie boy, he's done it again.

Tommy: 10 in.

Mason: Oh, here we go.

George: Can we Cheers.

Mason: Are we cheersing?

Josh: Cheers.

Tommy: Cheers.

Mason: Cheers.

Josh: Cheers.

Tommy: Cheers.

Mason: Oh yeah, cheers.

George: Okay.

Josh: Great.

George: Okay.

Tommy: That's nice.

Tully: Guys, I have an issue.

Josh: What's wrong? Great, here we go.

Tully: First of all, this isn't big enough. No. I have an issue with you guys having hot guests on the show and not hooking me up in the slightest. There's been a few where I've been like, who the hell? Russell's cute.

Tommy: Yeah, he's also from WA.

Josh: I thought you were going to mention the people in Georgie Boy sketches and I was going to reveal it's all Georgie Boy sketches.

Tommy: You did look hot, George, in that sketch actually.

Tully: I just feel like you guys know that, you know, I'm searching for love and when you have good-looking, successful, driven, smart men on the show, can't we make little cards up with my number on them or something? Like, you hand them out.

Josh: Definitely, we could organise something.

Tommy: You're going to be in the office more. Well, and then we can just feed you through.

Tully: You guys were like, you tried to offer me Zoom chat this morning and I was like, I want to come in. We actually, uh, we broke a record this morning, did we not, Josh?

Tommy: Yeah, well, you hadn't—

Tully: you, you haven't had a hug on you.

Tommy: You haven't had a hug with anyone since COVID Didn't stand a chance.

Tully: I was coming in hot.

Tommy: I think it was my first hug outside of family as well. Like a mate.

Tully: Just know that I took lockdown very seriously. I mean, I did go on a few iso dates, but I took it pretty seriously.

Tommy: Well, right now there is zero new cases in Australia, and that's been for a couple of days.

Josh: Seb, can you look for that? But four in this room.

Tommy: So annoying. So, no local cases. So, international people coming in, there might be a few. We've actually got a friend in one of the hotels in the city. One of Bodhi's mate's parents and the kids. So they went to Mexico in the crazy time before, and then they have come back. And so there's Lucia and her 3-year-old kid in one small little room. Crazy.

Josh: Can they actually—

Tully: For 2 weeks, right?

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: So is there flights internationally at the moment?

Tommy: They've just had the last couple come in from LA.

Tully: I think there's always been flights. Monday. There's always been like, like if you have, if there's some, they can't just not fly people in.

Tommy: No, so listen to this. So Monday was one of the second last in their Yesterday, I think, was the last part of the government-subsidised Get People Home scheme. And so that's where it was like you could jump on one of those flights, but they're looking at how can they introduce or how are the government going to cover for more people being able to come home.

Tully: And I'm going home tomorrow for the first time since Christmas.

Tommy: Sydney?

Tully: Yes, Sydney. For those playing at home. But yeah, it was an absolute bitch to get to Sydney. I wanted to go home 2 weeks ago.

Tommy: You know the question I want to know, Josh?

Josh: Which one? How much? Oh yeah, how much would you pay?

Tully: Well, I actually was lucky. So I was supposed to speak at a dementia conference next week that was happening in Sydney. And through that, they'd booked me flights. Conference was cancelled, but they were lovely enough to say, hey, look, I was doing it pro bono just because I want to raise awareness for dementia because of my mum passing away from it. But they were lucky enough to say, hey, look, conference has been cancelled. We're going to take it online probably in August to correlate with Dementia Awareness Month. But, you know, we'd love to gift you the flights anyway so you can go see your family.

Josh: Man, that's so nice.

Tully: So I was really lucky, but I was looking myself to fly up a couple of weeks back. I wanted to be home for Mother's Day for obvious reasons. They were like $1,000 plus.

Tommy: Yeah.

Tully: That was the first one. One after that was $3,000. It jumped from $1,000 to $3,000 to fly an hour and a half flight up to Sydney. Another one wanted me to go via Adelaide. It was like a 36-hour round trip.

Josh: Adelaide to get to Sydney. That makes sense. Good stop off.

Tully: Fuck.

Josh: Adelaide.

Tully: How many people I know have been driving up because it's just impossible. Don't get any snacks, no water. We were told to bring our own water.

Josh: It's an hour flight, you'll be right.

Tully: I agree with you, but just being told I won't have any snacks on board suddenly makes me want to buy like a lunchbox full of snacks.

Tommy: Pretty straightforward question for me, but have you ever pooed on a plane?

George: Why?

Tully: I just told you I hate talking about this shit.

Josh: You shouldn't have said you hate talking about it because I want to talk about it.

Tully: Statistically, it's As a travel blogger, I'm sure I have.

George: Probably.

Tommy: You don't know? You can't confirm?

Josh: No.

Tommy: Wow.

Josh: No, that's a no.

Tommy: Because I shit every time I'm on a plane. I really do.

Josh: JJ doesn't. I've been on, uh, look, not to— oh my God, I've been on a lot of flights. I've done a lot of travel.

Tully: I love that before watching that, you'd already mentioned Afghanistan before even watching Pakistan.

Tommy: Pakistan. But he has been to—

Josh: yeah, you've flown over. Fine. It's not a competition though.

Tully: You know what, I do have to, I will tell you this. When I press the flush button, I mainly cover my hands over my ears like a toddler because that noise terrifies me. So I press it and I'm like this straight away.

Josh: You're like, "You're entering into the system." Yeah.

Tully: No, you're doing me no favours.

Tommy: You're like my son. He can't have the hand dryer in toilets. It's too noisy for him. Can't have, you know, hand dryers.

Tully: That flush is something else. It fills the whole room up. It like, there's air coming from it. Yeah. Like, am I about to get sucked back out that way?

Tommy: Where's it going?

Josh: Is it sending it out?

Tully: It does not go out.

George: It just drops down onto the ground.

Josh: Oh, you're talking about— No, it does not.

Tully: No, no, no, no, no.

Mason: Airplanes?

Tully: No, no, no.

Mason: You have a loose unit.

Tommy: I think there is international flights where they do release.

George: It breaks down by the time it gets to the floor. It's like 36,000 feet. I bet you.

Tommy: Absolutely not.

Josh: No way, dude.

Tully: This is blasphemy.

Tommy: I'll have it maybe on some sort of international flights, maybe. Maybe tiger. Maybe tiger and it's a mistake.

Tully: I'm feeling this already, by the way.

Tommy: Isn't it funny? You have like a sip and it just hits your bloods and you're like, oh.

Tully: It's the bubbles and it's the light and it's the heat in here.

Josh: It's hot in here. Sevs has a new level of confidence, doesn't he?

Tommy: And you mentioned that upstairs, Tully. You're like, watch that kid.

George: He's coming for you.

Jess: He's coming for you.

Tully: Look, boy, you've just blossomed since I met you. Don't you make me blush.

Josh: Have you seen it, TJ? Have you seen his Instagram bio?

Mason: Did you see that?

Josh: Hang on, hang on.

Tully: Now we all have to have a look.

Tommy: Do you still follow him, Tully?

Tully: Of course I follow him.

Tommy: I'd never know, you know, I might.

Josh: I feel like some— Instagram, it feels like he didn't even— from the guy who we describe as vanilla.

Tully: God, that's a good photo. That's great. Oh, he's had a producer.

Josh: Okay. And so the Can you read the bio of TJ?

Tully: Just a fruity guy who loves a G&T.

George: Far out.

Josh: What the fuck?

George: And this was after you deleted 400 followers.

Tommy: You know what, your photo, your profile photo should be you with a glass of G&T doing this.

Tully: No, that is a great profile photo. I just, can we just go back to LA when I had to trick him into drinking because he didn't like any, I had to find a drink that he would actually drink, which was tough because because he doesn't like anything, including— oh, he's done pretty well actually.

George: I smashed it.

Tully: I had to get him pineapple somethings because he just tastes like fruit juice.

Mason: That's very right.

Tully: Maybe we got the wet pussies. And because if you guys haven't been to LA, they just free pour. So I ordered 4 wet pussy shots, which should be like shots, but they gave, they gave us like this much.

Tommy: It's ridiculous.

Josh: Well, I couldn't believe just the, the size of the shot glasses. Like, they're proper like glasses. It's a cup.

Mason: It's George's cup.

Tommy: They don't have shot glasses over there. It's useless.

Tully: It literally was that. It was literally like that and it was half full and that was a shot. And Mace just threw it back and then all of a sudden needed to wee a lot.

Tommy: Oh yeah. I can't stand up. I can't stand up. Oh my God.

Tully: I can't see straight. Everything's really fuzzy.

Tommy: It was so cute though.

Tully: It was cute.

Tommy: So he's come a long way since then.

Tully: Absolutely.

Tommy: We've all evolved, but him more specifically. He's really evolved.

Tully: Mace is coming into his own. He's like a little butterfly coming out of his cocoon.

Tommy: It is.

Tully: I'm just going to be kicking myself, aren't I?

Tommy: You lost out, Tully. Sorry, babe.

Tully: I just have this feeling that like I I could, if I wanted to, I could probably.

Tommy: Nah, absolutely not, mate. You haven't seen his puppy dog eyes. No, it's like a, it's like an emoji with the love hearts. That's Seb's.

Tully: Or like the one that's like it's about to start crying, like the big, like the actual puppy dog eye one where it's like looking really like—

Tommy: That's him. He's found love. It's beautiful, really.

Tully: I mean, who knows though when you guys meet, like I'm also—

Tommy: Oh shit.

Tully: It's a whole other level, you know, like it's a whole other thing. I've got a date in Sydney with a guy I've been talking to for about a month. We accidentally matched because all the dating apps changed the parameters with isolation. So Tinder made it—

Tommy: Are you saying he had no business matching with you?

Josh: Yeah, he got matched with a 6. I'm giving him a shot. Exactly.

George: In the background.

Josh: But he's only got 2,000 followers.

George: Are you guys done?

Tully: Are you done?

Josh: Sorry, sorry, boss.

Tully: Are you done?

Tommy: It's the percentage.

Mason: It's the percentage.

Josh: Let me know when you're done.

George: Especially with your perception.

Tully: Why is everyone— everyone's got their drink and they're pointing at me.

Tommy: We're going to the pub after this.

Josh: It's not Friday, is it? No, it's Wednesday. Um, uh, I'm sorry, Tully.

Mason: Yeah, finish the bottle.

Tommy: No, no, no, no, no.

Tully: You want more, Mace? Ah, yes, babe. I've created a monster.

Tommy: Go, Mason, take it.

Tully: Um, so anyway, so Tinder made it so there was no longer geo-targeting, so you could talk to anyone from all over the world, which is same as Raya, which we've discussed before. Raya is the dating app for attractive celebrities.

Josh: Um, how important is the attractive bit?

Tully: Guys, I have a storey for you. Guess who I matched with on Raya?

Tommy: WordPress founder?

Josh: No, Explorer.

Tully: This is, this is, this is hands down, this is hands down my internet explorer.

Mason: No, keep.com.

Tully: I just come here to get bullied. I get enough trolling on, in, on my Instagram. I need to come here and have real life trolling.

Tommy: Guys, at least we give Prosecco.

Tully: We've had some funny, you know, we've discussed before my funny matches. Stuff like McLovin from Superbad was one of my funny ones. Oh, was that one Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter? Another hilarious match. Tyo Cruz.

George: What?

Tommy: This is all in LA?

Tully: Yeah, no, this is here. Raya doesn't have geography.

George: Malfoy live in England.

Tully: Yeah, so Raya, you can talk to anyone. It's for people that travel a lot. Okay, so you can talk to anyone all over the world. Guess who I match with during ISO?

Tommy: Australian. Give us a few wins because I love this game.

Tully: Tommy, you're into basketball. Are you for the NBA?

Tommy: No, but I'll say I do. I watched the Michael Jordan doco, so I'm pretty much—

Tully: Okay, so he plays for the NBA. He's like top.

Mason: Is he Aussie? No.

Tommy: Okay.

Jess: No.

Tommy: Well, um, the main, uh, LeBron, he's got kids. Steph Curry's married.

Mason: He's got kids.

George: Uh, um, that's gonna be so annoying.

Josh: Oh yeah, yeah.

Tully: Okay, so he— so I already followed— I already think— I think he's so hot. I already followed him and I recognised because it has their photo of them and then it has their Instagram handle, because— and I was like, that Instagram handle sounds familiar. And I was like, holy shit. And I swiped right thinking he's never going to match with me. It was an instant match.

Josh: No, he's American.

Mason: He's not a top player.

Tully: Yes, he is.

Josh: He was.

Tommy: He plays for Milwaukee. I used to know him.

Josh: He used to come in here.

Tommy: Grew up in Frankston, used to come to the gym though.

Mason: He's great.

Josh: He plays for Rangers.

Tommy: Yeah, and Milwaukee, I'm pretty sure.

Tully: You guys finish guessing?

Josh: Yeah, I'm gonna guess.

Tully: Come on, he's like—

George: so he's the American?

Tully: Yeah, he's American. I said top 5 players in the NBA league at the moment.

Tommy: Top 5 players?

Tully: I would say top 5.

Tommy: Okay, this is a fun game.

Tully: A friend of mine who likes the NBA.

Tommy: Oh, Kevin Durant.

Tully: Bingo.

Tommy: Really, mate? He's number 2. LeBron, Kevin Durant.

Josh: And so you match with him.

Tully: Mace, you know, you had your chance.

Tommy: I'm just saying.

Tully: Yeah, yeah, we matched. The chat's really good. You want to hear the chat?

Tommy: My God, this is what fucking pisses me off. He's He's my age. He's my age. He's a superstar. He's born in '88.

Tully: He also has a long-term girlfriend.

George: That's quite old for a sports person.

Tommy: All right, mate. You're calling me fucking old?

Mason: No, it's 20 years older than me.

Tully: Okay, so this is the chat. You guys want to hear how good the chat is?

Josh: Yeah, great.

Tully: This is the 18th of April, 2020 at 5:42 PM. We matched and I said, thinking I was being kind of cute, well, my Saturday night in isolation just got slightly less depressing. And then I said, hello. And he responds, Why?

Tommy: He's a sports player.

Tully: I said, well, I was hoping for conversation at the time, but the reply was a touch delayed. It was like 10 days later, and then that's been it.

Josh: Oh, wow.

Tully: So, good chat.

Tommy: Kevin Durant.

Josh: So, is that a win?

Tully: It's definitely him because it's connected to his official Instagram. You can see that.

Tommy: Yeah.

Tully: Do you want to play it?

Josh: Yeah. Yeah. Now we've got a full screen. So, it's got a video.

Tully: Yeah. This is how Rayo works.

Mason: It's a slideshow.

Josh: He's in Paris.

George: Like a PowerPoint presentation.

Tully: To be fair, not a single photo of him playing basketball, which I thought was kind of nice. Yeah. He was trying to pretend that his name wasn't recognised across the globe. Yeah.

George: Gangster.

Josh: I mean, I guess the thing is that you would—

Tommy: I know a girl who somehow, it was just through sliding into the DMs, an NFL player, you know, had a $10-15 million contract, was like DMing this girl. They started a sort of online relationship. He was like, booked her flights to come over and she's sort of checking it. Like, it seems fucking ridiculous. I know your DMs are a dangerous place, not on like people just sliding into them. And have you ever had any offers to fly you places? I actually know one of the stories, but probably shouldn't mention it. It's fucking crazy. I'll tell you that much. That's what you get for being friends with Tully, getting these secrets.

Josh: Have you seen the Epstein doco?

Tully: I have.

Josh: Speaking of flights.

Tommy: It was not Epstein, guys.

Tully: Guys, it was—

Tommy: I was not— no, no, no, no, no, I did not give Epstein a massage.

Josh: And so that was fucked up, that doctor.

Tully: You know what, it's gonna get a lot more fucked up. Have you seen what's happening? What's happening? Hillary.

Tommy: Hillary. And also, oh my God, you're a conspiracy theorist rabbit hole. No, but just at least rabbit hole, you go down the rabbit hole.

Tully: No, I don't, because I think it's all really overwhelming. But I, I do think that even you can just— even from that documentary, you can see that there's about to be a mockumentary.

Jess: Documentary.

Josh: He's definitely said documentary.

Tommy: We mentioned Prince Andrew, the Queen's son.

Tully: He's been now so obviously implicated.

Mason: He's been questioned by someone in like a—

Tommy: So the US is so annoying.

Josh: They keep saying like, hey, can you come talk? And then he's like, I keep saying that.

Mason: Yeah, I've already said that 3 times.

Tommy: Yeah, mate, if you've said it 3 times, you've fucking gone and had the conversation. If you're not a creep.

Tully: The thing that the nail in his coffin for me, watching that documentary, spoiler alert, it was the whole thing. I mean, it's out there. It's common knowledge, the whole documentary. What it's about was when that just innocent, the yardsman, the guy that just worked on maintenance was like, I saw him in the pool with the girl that accused him of doing it. She was top. Like, he's got nothing to, nothing to gain, nothing to lose. He's like, I'm just telling you, I saw him in the pool and that was the chick he was with.

Tommy: Yeah. Let's zoom out slightly. You referenced it as being a sort of the documentary. It's like it's all been a piece of content for us where we've understood the, the effect it's had on people. But I mean, that's what sort of Netflix does, they take something that is really serious. You could see it as shining light on something to build some momentum behind getting the fucking conviction or something. But it also, on the other side, it's like watching a computer game of a shoot 'em up, and then you see a terrorist attack that's a shoot 'em up, and you're like, I can't tell the difference between the movie I just watched and this. And so what do you think in terms of watching this stuff what Netflix get out of it as a business, and then also the victims and the atrociousness.

Tully: I think it's always— I found it interesting because so many of the victims who were part of the court case were a part of the documentary. Like, they all sat down one-on-one with Netflix. I feel like that to me gave it more credibility. I was like, okay, so they've all decided to come on board, all of them who are part of the public lawsuit. To me, I was like, that gave it more— I don't know.

Tommy: Well, I think it's cathartic, and I can't speak for anybody who's been a victim.

Tully: They didn't get to face him in court because he killed himself. So it was probably, you know, it's some sort of closure for them, I would say.

Josh: Well, it feels like, yeah, the courtroom was going to be a platform for them to express.

Tully: They said that, you know, a few of them said, you know, I was really looking forward to my day in court. I wanted to stand up there. I wanted to face Jeffrey Epstein. I wanted to tell him what he did to me, how it affected me, how it's still affecting me. And I think 2 of them got to do that. And then he killed himself. There are conspiracy theories that he didn't kill himself.

Tommy: I'm with you on that.

Tully: And you know, and then—

Josh: You think he did kill himself?

Tommy: No, I don't think he did.

Josh: Okay.

Tommy: Yeah. It's too dodgy.

Tully: Did you get—

Jess: Okay.

Tully: Again, I'm not into conspiracy theories, but—

Tommy: I feel like you researched this shit though.

Tully: I don't just talk without doing my fact checking. So if you look at the image of his room, first of all, But after a couple of proseccos, I'm out, by the way. Um, if you look at the— if you— first of all, there were so many things that just went wrong that night, right? Yeah. Cameras just weren't on. Um, you know, security guards, they were down a number that— like, there were just too many coincidences. But my thing was looking at his room, the bunk bed they found him in, there was not enough drop to kill yourself. Yeah, the drop from his top bunk.

Tommy: Yeah, he would have had to lean forward, but there's still not that much momentum. Sorry, Sevs has just filled himself up before he fills Tully up.

Josh: That's— fuck.

Mason: Don't you think?

Tommy: GB went through this.

Josh: Oh, that's— oh, that's—

Mason: do you want this one? No, you don't want that?

Tommy: Sorry, Tully.

Tully: It's fine, it's fine. You know what, this is why we wouldn't have worked.

George: Um, we can get one.

Josh: We can get one. Oh, Georgie boy's getting fruity. Add it to your bio.

Tully: I'll get, uh, I'll get my Uber Eats on. I'm just getting on the BWS.

Josh: Is that—

George: have you—

Tommy: you can do that.

Josh: I've never had alcohol alcohol delivered like that.

Tommy: Where's my phone?

Tully: In fact, the other night I had a date at my house.

Tommy: Where's my phone?

Mason: I don't know, where is it?

Tommy: Why are you pissed off about this story?

Josh: I want to see the storey about the date.

Tully: I had a date at my house. It was an ISO date, so it was at my house. One person, it's fine. It was all above board. And we went through our alcohol, and so I went to order more, and it was like, do you want to also order this, uh, Cruiser Snorkel for $50? And I was like, I absolutely do want to order that.

Josh: Is that like a beer bottle?

Tully: Have you seen what everyone's been doing them lately? No, it's a new thing with the cool kids. Mace, you should be across this.

Josh: What is it?

Mason: What is it?

Tommy: Yeah, the fruity guy from Instagram.

George: Definitely.

Tully: I just say cruisers, snorkel. So cruisers are back, guys. Cruisers are back. They're cool again now. People are doing cruisers again.

Tommy: Sugar-free ones.

Tully: So you stick it in like this, right? You stick it in like this.

Josh: So you're putting your finger—

Tully: Yeah, no, no, no.

Josh: This is the snorkel. I'm trying to explain it to the audience.

Tully: It takes the carbonation out of it. Then you hold this end of it, flip it up, let it go, and it just goes straight down your throat.

George: A different way of doing it, right?

Josh: And so this was created in ISO.

Tully: So I'm on a date, right? And we've gone through— he bought us a spec, like a really like respectable 6-pack of beer. Like imagine rocking up with a case, be like, wait, mate, how long are you staying here for? Like, how drunk are we getting? I had a couple bottles of rosé, and then we went through the alcohol.

Josh: He got there.

Tully: Fuck you, Josh. And so I was like, oh, we're out of alcohol, don't worry, I'll just order someone Uber Uber Eats, you know, Uber Eats, when BWS, and it was like, hey, do you want to also order this snorkel? And I was like, we're having a good time, I'm sure that's a bonding activity we could do. $50 for a bit of rubber and some metal.

Josh: Did you get bonus ice pipes as well?

Tully: No, no, I did not. Um, but you know what, I think nothing says, uh, romance like watching a girl that you're trying to maybe date really throw back a, uh, a cruiser like straight down on the, you know, no gag.

Tommy: Did he, did he, did he appreciate it? Like, was he—

Tully: I put two away.

Josh: Really?

Tully: Any favors, do I? I come in here and I don't do myself any favors.

Tommy: You serve it up.

Tully: And wait, guys, back to my original story. So I also have a, a date with some guy that I haven't met yet in Sydney, um, on Thursday, with a guy I've been talking to. So Tinder made it that you could talk to anyone in the world. There was no— you could talk to someone in Paris, someone in Johannesburg, whatever. And then Bumble made it that you could talk, you could make your, um, your distance. So usually you go, I want to speak to people in a 10K radius, people in your area, and you can make it go as far as wide or wide as you want. Um, and they made it you talk to anyone in Australia, but I didn't know that, and I kind of did it overnight. And so I was swiping thinking that I'm like, oh, there are all these cute new boys in Melbourne, what the hell. But he was in Frankston, he was in Sydney. So we've been talking for a bit and we've got a date on Thursday, and I'm really nervous about meeting someone in real life. Going to location, like, uh, obviously I'm a control freak and I've planned the whole thing.

Tommy: Okay, no, that's good.

Tully: But I'm just, you know, he's really chill. He's like, you know, we get along really well, like, we have a really good time, we talk every day, we've talked all day via text and we talk every day on the phone, like, why would this be a success? And I'm like, you can get along with someone really well, but if there's not that chemistry when you meet them, like, it's fine, it's— you're just mates.

Josh: Has your sexting changed since being in ISO?

Tully: I actually, yeah, I'd have been presumptuous. Question, I've never been a fan. No, no, that's a good— it's a good story. I've never been a fan of phone sex. I thought, I'm like, it's not the same. How can you—

Josh: is there a difference? Phone sex versus sexting. Phone sex, I imagine like you're using one of those burger phones from the '90s talking about taking off your pants, whereas AirPods are much easier to do a bunch of stuff while speaking. But the AirPods are so shit, you know, like, I mean, the problem—

Tommy: there's the latest AirPods.

Josh: Yeah, I've got the AirPod Pros with noise cancellation. I heard a great storey about like the whole VR. I want to hear this, but the VR, the VR, I'm going to stop pointing. No, the whole VRing, like watching porn, like the idea of having goggles on and having headphones on and just while they're just wanking in like just—

Tully: Hang on, you're not doing anything with this part of your face or your head when you're jerking off.

Josh: So, your housemate could just be like, hey, why are you fucking your door open?

Tully: Door open.

Josh: Okay, well, yeah, so that's the thing, I guess. So you've got—

Tully: it's called privacy. You shut your door, put some music on, light a candle.

Josh: And so anyway, sexting has changed for you?

Tully: Yeah, yeah, I had my first proper like phone sex session.

Josh: And so what does that entail?

Tully: Well, I was really drunk. I know, shock horror. Um, I was really drunk and called him away home, and then before I knew it— yeah, it just—

Josh: I just never thought it was an actual thing, but it's And so it's AirPods and then talking dirty while you're both masturbating?

Tully: Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much.

Josh: And then is it— so is it like FaceTime or—

Tully: No, he was like, send me— I'm like, no, no one's— no one's— no one looks cute when they're masturbating. Who looks cute when they're masturbating?

Josh: And so what do you— what, like in those scenarios you just want to use a photo? Like, so what do you want?

Tully: Some photos that I'd already taken where I looked cute. So you had that as like a visual stimulus and then you just— Why am I—

Josh: honestly, why?

Tully: What are the AirPods for? For.

Mason: So it's audio. It's just an audio.

Tully: Yeah, like heavy breathing apparently.

Josh: And so I feel like heavy breathing would get lost on the AirPods. It's annoying.

Tully: I don't know, is this with consent?

George: Where are we going?

Tommy: I was just thinking about Seb's has been wanking solo most of his life and he doesn't understand the AirPods.

Tully: I want to workshop this with Seb because we've both got, you know, a really big date coming up. Are you not at all nervous that it's not going 'Cause the guy that I'm talking to is, he's like, I don't know why you're worried. This is gonna be great. I'm like, but what if it's not?

Josh: What if we meet? Is he the guy you phone sexed with?

Tully: Yes, he is. But what if we meet and it's like, we're just good friends? Like we just get along really well, but I actually don't wanna jump your bones.

Mason: Well, we're going for a week away together.

Tully: Wow, that's really jumping right into it.

Mason: The day after she arrives.

Tully: That's ballsy, man.

George: Rod, Rod, Rod from Airbnbs paying for it.

Mason: Yeah, yeah, Rod, Blake out.

Tommy: Can I just tell you my moment there? My mum and dad got married 3 months after they met.

Tully: Oh, that's really beautiful.

Tommy: And I think maybe it was my mum or dad, they dropped that they didn't have sex before they were married. And look, they're together.

Tully: You know, I guess you have no choice because you live at home, so she can't— you can't really have your own space if she came and stayed with you, could you?

Mason: I think, yeah.

Josh: I mean, he's got his own bedroom.

Tommy: The fridge would be full though, it'd be great.

Tully: Wow, that makes me so anxious because he— my guy said something similar. He wanted to go away down the coast for a bit and I was like, wait, being trapped with just— what if it doesn't work? It's just you and me in a quiet sleepy town and like, that terrifies me. But you're, you're down, you're all in.

Mason: Yeah, no, I'm excited.

Josh: And so what's the worst case, worst case scenario?

Tully: I've had so many bad ones, like, I've got—

Tommy: but I think that's why you're thinking the way you are.

Tully: Yeah, because I I'm so— like, the thing, Jen, you know, my best friend Jen, um, you know, she's like, I like— I commend you so much because I've got— there's so many times I've gone, you know what, I'm just gonna fly to XYZ and just give it a go, but it never works ever. I'm sure yours will, but, um, yeah, so I'm definitely nervous, sure.

Josh: And, um, and so how long you spend— like, what have you dedicated to in regards to that time?

Tully: So I've got a date on Thursday night, and then we're just gonna play it by ear after that depending on how that goes. Like, he was, he was down to like getting an Airbnb for the first 4 nights together, and I was like, what What if you hate me? What if I hate you?

Josh: And so, I guess, is it too presumptuous, say Sev's, you know, Grace is his girlfriend now. Is it presumptuous to be like, here's my bed, you're sleeping?

Tully: Well, that's the thing, right? Like, I want the option to be able to be like, what if I don't want to sleep with you on the first night? So, if we had an Airbnb together—

Tommy: You still have the option if you sleep in the same bed.

Tully: No, I know.

Tommy: You don't have to tell him.

Tully: I don't know. It just panics me. Panics me. Maybe it's just been alone for so long.

Josh: I think also being a female, I think it's like an extra layer of caution.

Tully: I also just think I'm just self-sabotaging, really, which is like very on brand for me.

Josh: Self-sabotaging in the sense of he's saying all the right things, he's saying, it's making me run away further, further away.

Tully: And so the nicer he is, the more I'm like, oh, can you not? Like yesterday he asked me what my favourite flower was. I'm like, please don't buy me flowers. Really? Please don't buy me flowers.

Josh: He could be putting one of the, what's the 40 days, 40 nights, orchid or whatever.

George: Yeah.

Josh: I mean, it is interesting. Like, so do you think that you or, uh, it's real fucked up. You know, I remember when I was younger reading, uh, Arseholes Finish First and went through like 2 weeks of just being a cunt to everyone.

Tully: Is it the game?

Josh: There's a guy, um, fuck, I've gone blank on his name for a second. No, not Neil Strauss.

Tommy: Um, and don't ever blame the Tucker.

Josh: Tucker Max. Oh yeah, so Tucker Max is this sort of like, uh, it'd definitely be cancelled in 2020, probably cancelled 10 years ago. But anyway, he, um, yeah, he would talk about these outrageous stories.

Tully: Yeah, isn't it called The Game? I thought the book was called The Game.

Josh: The Game has negging and all that sort of thing.

Tully: Yeah, negging and peacocking.

Josh: Yeah. And so how much of it do you think is it real around the negative, like being drawn to negative energy?

Tully: I honestly, I mean, this is getting deep here, but I think it's more of a me thing. And I've been told by various psychologists that I, you know, with thanks to a bunch of stuff in my past, my childhood, but also dating awful guys that, you know, treat me badly. I just believe that I'm I'm hard to love. And so I date guys that reaffirm that, that treat me badly and just don't want to be with me because I go, oh, see, I was right, I'm hard to love. So when I meet someone that's like, actually, I think you're really lovable, I think you're sweet and kind, and I want to see you, and I want to get to know you, and I want to spend time with you, I'm like, oh, whoa, what? You're, you're a freak. Like, that— you can't be all there in the head. And I just run.

Josh: Yeah.

Tully: And just date other guys that are like, no, actually, you are crazy, because that just confirms what believe.

Josh: And so how do you get around that?

Tully: Lots of years of therapy. Yeah, I don't know, I'm trying to, I'm trying to give it a chance, but I'm, I, I admire your bravery and you're just all in because I'm there being like, oh, I might maybe give you an hour slot on Thursday and then never speak to you ever again. Like, even just like, look at me right now, I'm like tearing up paper thinking about it and sweating.

Josh: Oh, what is that? Which part was that? That's not even from the Um, uh, do you think that you have high expectations or low expectations?

Tully: I think it's going to be low. I think everyone's going to let me down always or abandon me because—

George: Have we?

Tully: No, never. I mean, Mase has.

Josh: That's true.

Tommy: Yeah, fresh off the back of the game.

Tully: Uh, yeah, it's— I think a lot of people will be doing a a lot of dating for the first, I mean, people have been talking online, not being able to meet. And it's gonna be an interesting time, I think, for people who get to actually finally meet these people in real life.

Tommy: I think you've actually got one of those bits of thing on your shoulder.

Josh: Yeah, it's a look.

Tully: There's a screen saver.

Josh: It's like gold plate right now.

Tommy: It's like gold plate.

Josh: That's a Georgie boy move if I've ever seen one. Yep. All right, Tully. We should definitely get you back on. It's good to hang out after ISO.

Tully: Yeah, it's always good to see you guys.

Tommy: What number is this? Is this third?

Josh: This is the fourth. Well, Tully joined us for Friday night drinks.

Tommy: Oh yeah, so we're adding that as a—

Mason: so what, it is one, then it's—

Josh: you hated that.

Mason: It's the fifth.

Tully: I love that. Hang on, I actually had a really good time.

Josh: That's great. So Friday night drinks is on Fridays. Will you come?

Tully: I didn't know. I wasn't, I wasn't a huge fan of not always having the mic. I like to be able to speak.

Tommy: I felt that. I felt that.

Tully: I want to be able to speak. Yeah, Gem and I probably You can't share a microphone. That's a terrible idea. No, but having to share the mic with like 12 other people, I'm like, wait, I have something to say again.

Tommy: Yeah. But that's why you need your own podcast. I tell you what.

Tully: You're right. I do need my own podcast. I really should get onto that.

Tommy: Yeah, a telly show.

Tully: I should.

Josh: It's a daily talk show. We'll go get some more Prosecco maybe.

Tommy: Yeah, definitely.

Josh: I might even like, it's funny. It doesn't take much for me to be like, I'm going to eat something naughty as well. Like I just have a random thought.

Mason: What are you thinking?

Tommy: We've got to hang on. We've got a 2:30 with the accountant. How much can we get in before then?

Josh: Hot chips.

Tommy: All right, all right guys, love you. Thank you.

Josh: It's a daily talk show. See you tomorrow, guys. Have a good one. See you guys.