#600 – Too Much Friction/
- February 6, 2020
Happy episode 600! We chat about our new series Open The Shop, where Mr. 97 would get a piercing, a surprise from our Show Baker Alex, and getting rid of group chats.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Our new series, Open The Shop
– Meeting the Jase & PJ team
– Where Mr. 97 would get a piercing
– Show baker Alex’s surprise
– Getting rid of group chats
– Bringing back the term b*tch
– Would you rather
Open The Shop – Mrs White: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o87b3-9jtVI
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode Six.
We made it to this
guy. And I've already made birdie cry and parties made me cry.
Yeah, I mean, you are nicknamed the dad. It's actually dad moved to make their kid cry by roaring back at them.
Oh, I just I just had a moment as well of like, he's pretty gullible at this age. And so yeah, that's spinning absolute lies.
I know but you do it so easily. That's the that's the scary.
The wise. It's like I spoke to an elephant.
Yeah. And then my wife and show Baker
is in the building.
We have some traits which we'll explore a bit later on. They both got into the lives are like entertaining. Yeah. Nice and I are over here. Yeah, I think you're entertaining them. It's not easy. Crowd Josh and
I get it. Well, we were trying to think of something to do with all 97 our tech genius was trying to get a live stream going. How's it gone? Yeah, think okay, what are people saying in the comments?
doesn't sound good? diaas is rocking that skunk. hat.
Yeah. So thank you. Marina.
That's exciting. I'm the only one watching on Facebook. Yeah, something is definitely going pear shaped. But you know, we we've gone in 600 episodes. We're making it happen. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
We know these things are coming. Yeah, it's like we we haven't spoken about on the show. But we just released our first video. Yeah, open the shop.
Well, that was only last night. And so that came out after yesterday's episode, which is Yeah, awesome. Our new series open the shopper. If you're reading missing 97th caption it was once a week, but it's actually
quite nice change. I fixed it.
I fixed it. But if you got in early. Listen, I say gave us more work by saying we do one of these videos per week. But it is once a month
once a month and so this month we had the hilarious the delightful the sparkly.
Yes is white amazing photographer she did
my wedding photos did she bring the litter was there those elements were there. sparkly sort of
now I mean that's her shoots are not sure if she's just throwing tinsel
to say new I feel like you'd be more comfortable in tinsel now than what you were two years ago.
Don't you think? In tinsel Yeah, back No. I like getting a good snap. I don't know the colour adds to it. We got some really nice shots walking down the aisle and people throwing stuff out like rice,
not an eye now what it was confetti vs. Rice.
And if you don't want to throw in the environment, confetti, that's like one dolphin dolphins. I mean, it's
like picking Battle of my there's there's always a bone to pick with anything that anyone does. We were at a wedding not long ago
it was what was me saying places service was was me sighs
writable Yeah, that's what we had.
It was just fruit scraps
No, we went to a wedding and watching these kids that was a friend of mine, Steph and she had she'd walk down the aisle and come back and so the tinsel or whatever it is the confetti had been on it was rose petals or something had been dispersed off. And then these little kids that was hilarious. She's got a full, you know, beautiful wedding outfit on and her hair looking great. These kids got grass clippings from the ground, and we're throwing it at her thinking it's like funny, but it got stuck in her hair in a dress. And she was like trying to work out what the fuck was going On what why they'll do it. Kids.
Yeah, I mean, as a kid I did many things like that I remember throwing my first ever snowball at my cousin's boyfriend. And what I didn't realise was it was just a block of ice.
The worst bit is there's that happens a lot. I got picked one at me by s by the guy who worked on the channel. It's like he's the guy that lets people on and so he's going to be helping people and he's thrown one at me and my nose, just blood into the, into the snow, just red blood all over everywhere.
And I snowballs, I reckon maybe overhyped in Hollywood. In regards to how easy and effective they have you seen elf?
Is that the one? I'm thinking of Bad Santa?
Will Ferrell Will Ferrell. He's like, Yeah, he's a real human, but he was brought up by elves
really bad CGI.
Yeah, but I think I always think it's on purpose. It is so stupid. Because he then comes down back down to earth, but he throws snowballs and can do like, like a machine gun of snowballs. And it's like you learn that if you're an elf and so you can throw snowballs
Did you ever play tennis?
Yeah, fight tennis.
Did you get to the tenant? You know where you put the tennis balls in? And they'll do Oh, yeah, do
not say that was the machines that do that shit. So there's the tennis one. And there's the bowling machine for cricket. never gone. It was always like, I wish I could do that stuff.
Yeah, well, I just had one at my like training. What? I'm just trying to think of the guy the guy called me Maestro. couch. Why would they call me Maestro? What does that mean? Just me. Just Maestro mate. What's the definition of Maestro? Yeah. Get a Maestro and
you are a Maestro. Is it like it's like you are at a level within? The thing you do like your Maestro level or a Maestro is the singing
title of respect.
I really, it seems like there's a bit of sarcasm going because I think On the court, so come on Maestro.
It's like being what was I feel
like that's Yeah, he's calling you my show because they are the opposite. Yeah.
It's like say, Hi, boss. You know, everybody's chase you not? Yeah, it's not it's not the thing was the 97. We were on Jason PJ's podcast this morning. We're doing some filming in at the bill at the building at IRL, where they have their show. And they pulled us in so nice. Got to do a quick little show in their studio. I mean, how times have changed. I used to try and get into that studio to do anything. Back in
Iran. I know I'm just extremely motivated, obviously the podcast let's move the podcast ranker aside, I are not involved in that. They are so lovely. Like just walking, walking around. Did you see me chatting to all the engineers? Yeah, tours he will like they're all Just like letting it like I was talking about NBI sky I did a whole keynote and by the end of it they're all like I sounds like we got a I think his name was Jordan gave us a tour. Like we were looking they've got when you walk in they've got all these racks of technology and 97 and I and I was like from a distance I think that's the Omnia volt Yeah, that's that's owned by Telos Alliance. Yeah, they do. They also do the phone systems in a few anyway. I think it was Jordan comes up to us and goes Are you guys want to? You want to have a look inside. And so he gets his key. And what I really appreciate is then someone from the content team, but hey, we're just some think it computers down over here is that Yeah, I'll be there in a second.
Yeah, really appreciated that. I'll putting it on those when
when you were delivering the keynote. Tommy's like, Oh, yeah. Can you go grab Josh? We gotta go film this. And I and I walked in and then Tommy went and sat down and started talking to everyone else. Yeah, it was just like, yeah,
they'll bang double tank.
But um, so we were on the podcast and a young producer that works on Jason PJ came to the room and I asked, Are you single? And I always have to preface that I'm married. I'm not being a crepe here. My wife just creeped me. Or what? Or what an extra,
extra creepy. I thought.
No, no, but I'm always
thinking, is there some form of arrangement? You
know? Yeah, I didn't I maybe she was just saying it's covering my asset. I wasn't trying to be creepy. You can't if you talk, I can't hear you. So it's okay.
When you probably need it. Trying to do with getting the Facebook Live to my personal
Facebook page. That's what happened.
That's a shit into the group. Yeah, please anyone in the group on it.
Anyway, I asked you single because I thought how good would be if we had one of our gronk dating one of the gronk from Jason page.
I mean, it's very forward It seems a slot transactional. What do you make? Well, I just I think that Mr. 97. Do you think it's an arranged marriage a little bit like that? It'd be good for my boy. What's wrong with that? I don't think you can do that anymore.
Yes, he can, as long as they say yes. Okay, I'll show me your boy. And if the boys good for me,
when can you ask someone if they're single?
I think I mean, this is a couple of blokes talking about this. We have some ladies in the building. One of which doesn't have much. I think there's a different opinion maybe. But I always felt like if the intentions right, are you single? I wouldn't do it. If I was single, trying to pick up a single person. When do you
When have you asked someone if they're single?
Well, whenever I'm in today, this morning, but just in the past, it's always like, Am I I'll do it for a friend. I'll put my foot of self out there to say, Are you single, like, thinking about somebody else? Were
you a good wingman? Do you think growing up No,
man, probably not. Probably not. But let's ask Alexandra. Females opinion, if you were asked, asked, Are you single without understanding context yet? Would it offend you?
wouldn't know wouldn't like, no. Yeah, I'm single.
Wow, what a
nice asking if somebody single for somebody else is great because I've already done it. Yeah, I did on behalf of somebody and then yeah, I think it's fine.
I think it's always good to the start of a party. If someone is putting it on, just to make it known who the single people are, especially things like a wedding. Oh, no, that's what happened at the same wedding where my friend got that shit thrown on us. And he got it was a great beat by the I'm sure he's probably looked it up or saying that done somewhere else by the MC. Stand up if you're happily married, stand you know, like, and by the time the only paper lifts. That is it. Everyone stand up, sit down if you're married, sit down if by the time the end it's like 10 people standing say, look around the room. This is your options tonight, which was so good because it was like all the people single was standing It was like, you actually do it just as if they're not there like, just taking stock. You know? It is an option. 5050 like that. pretty serious. Yeah, yeah, they're laughing but they like Yeah,
well sabes was saying how much he loved how open the team the Jason page a team were?
Oh, yeah, definitely to chat to anyone. It was just everyone was so friendly.
He said, Did you hear about Paris's nipples said this 97 did
I mean this is the person that I asked if you're single and now you're talking about oh, god damn nipple
I know. But that's actually something that he said. And I said, Yeah, she said that she got them pierced. She saw Yeah, how about that? Guy? Yeah. The nice at the hotel. can talk about it, I might just come up with this whole team morale combo was a way of just bringing up about the nipple.
What what actually happened? My skinny turn off the cash registers, but he's losing his mind. And I just you know, it's Episode 600 and sorry, not
always saying that the that the production the producing team has such a great culture that they can talk about piecing their nipples in front of each other.
Is that a great culture? Or you just never had a job before?
You know what I mean? Like, you wouldn't I mean, I sometimes wouldn't discuss that.
For the show. Oh, my nipple. I didn't say that. It seems like you know, you wouldn't know after leaning in.
What would you get a piecing anyway? Like, if you had just said let's put it this way. You don't have an option? Not saying this is gonna happen that way, would you get it? If you wanted to aesthetically, add to your
own self, maybe it's fulfilling
I can't one Why are you thinking about that? My friend said to me, I piece my dick. I said what? And he is a friend of mine who you know, has done a few things that I've been pretty surprised of that a human would do. But yeah, I was at night show me what do you mean you got it? Like he's like no, I pieced it I did it myself there okay. With anaesthetic way and I think was just ice where he was on ice. No, no, no.
That would be something you're doing ice or I can
maybe but he piece just the four skin. So it wasn't it wasn't mine.
I don't have a full skin but do you need them? You know, is that where people normally get a piercing?
What how many dancers that Mr. Nice. Yeah, you can wear the like, show pain? Yeah. Easy. yes yeah you can't have that done but it's also these fans are ready
for one that's on Wikipedia is
like my Wikipedia damn but they leave out the bloody Yeah
What if I learn
Yeah, we're not a cock ring isn't a cock ring the ring at the base of conquering like a ring you can have a ring here you could have started a ring only payments call the conquering anyway before you tell us that says where would you get yay that's what I want. Yeah,
you get the day Yeah,
I could do that person that not only would have to do outside of business outside it's not that
many anywhere else would have. I don't know about eyebrow. When do I did my own.
widen my may delay your eyebrow, my ear my ears both of them when we were young. I stood and use the use the start to push it through. So it wasn't wasn't great, but it just comes out the other side. It literally makes a popping sound something disgusting about my I got my ears pierced when I was like 10 went to the devil hills. Was that off your own back?
Who knows a trained with some of the truth it you 2000 or around then
yeah back back when it was young I remember thinking very like the young You are the Moberg and is as a young girl like the young boys who haven't done well i i must have been older than 10 1012 because I'm 12 so I cried 60 trying to sort of find the balls yeah at least starting to drop down I
have a feeling but what I do remember is after getting it done, we would go to the dandenong market to get earrings and you just have to make sure that you really put a bunch of alcohol on them before you wore them but Nike tix with you. Did you have a Nike tie and I just had
studs and then diamonds, diamonds that were fake
It's so damn so what do you reckon get your earpiece next week? Nice. No, no No. Why not? How do you know how do you know you won't like it?
Yeah, I just I just don't want to stick through my ear. I don't want to wait hearings.
Alex What do you think he should get done if he was to get something?
What about nose or nose? Why not?
I think you would look on a cute What about what about a
describing like a pig sort of snap
Feels like she goes wrong with septums
anyway you can you can get a piercing on the head or tibia penis, the foreskin or the scrotum.
Right and thanks for outlining your options for next week. Which one are you choosing? If you had to
Really, why is that? What is your rationale behind this?
Less movement compared to everything else? Okay, it's more stagnant. Otherwise you can't get for skin would move too much.
Watching you have I have on a weekly, so much movement. It's a It's crazy. Someone asked actually about how you out today just about your love life and stuff. So is Lisa my friend? Oh yeah. Yeah, she's curious. So any update?
No, not really.
Any now that's a good thought 600 show you could actually give it some sort of something more than No not really.
At the bushfire I told Mr. 97 that I had somebody. Yeah, I had somebody wanted to juice him to bed. I have shown him and I have talked him up but she's, she's a little bit worried about your age. So
really, how old is she?
25 Okay, how would you save 2020 here? Yeah, my wife's right. He's older than me too. He's
still talk to you, mom. But she was like, Are
you sure? Can you go back to her and say he has a scrotum ring.
I wonder how much that would change your attitude getting a
real confidence just
he all of a sudden gets a standing desk on the stands.
You'd made it was such a thing you make any just moving the standing desk and he really Yeah, but I don't know if it'll fit.
It's actually surprising that you haven't gotten into standing sooner.
Stan sittings new cancer. Yes, that
but also um,
I mean, Kansas, Kansas City
cancer facility what you actually meant is sitting is the new smoking. Yeah, that's which causes cancer. I just want to step remove that ceiling.
Yeah. Cancer is the result of the thing but I see the
specialist witness See,
Ron, John's girlfriend is that
so I'm pretty hungry. I mean, it's sort of late in the afternoon. Here in Melbourne. It is 5:39pm anyone on the live chat before we go to Yeah, we got a message from grace love the new series boys. AK podcast. Cheers to 600 boys, Callum Happy 600 and Joseph Happy 600 Thanks, Joseph. Coming through YouTube YouTube Yeah, because
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Alex, you've done some biking as the show Baker obviously that's that's your two days where you feel comfy.
Bit of a man of the weekend my break sorry as a baker is not what you want
to be got. Um,
what sort of oven is a fan
for so the fan just stopped working. So
it was important is the fan.
They're important. It's fanfest Yes. So it just doesn't work. So my dad's fixing it at the moment. So over the long weekend was just got really annoyed and I was like I need to do something. So I made honeycomb. This is the one in the plastic bag. Tommy's holding is a mess, whereas the one in the containers
you know, how do you make honey?
Basically honeycomb which is two types of sugar and backup soda, and then the 27 degree weather may waking up early. Yes. Kind of bit messy and gross and sticky.
So it's kind of
better than crunchy. My that is really, really good. And the chocolate tip.
Yeah, so the chocolates I yeah, fancy trunk, I think
60% no chocolate. So I want to come back sweetness, the darkness. And then in the cookies, a honeycomb cookies. There. They're a mess. That was my first batch. And they're really good, but that's what I miss because they're just full of honeycomb of chocolate. So then I had like, got my baking back then mom and I the leftover honeycomb, we made honeycomb ice cream.
Oh yeah. Do you have an ice cream machine?
My mom does. And so it's so easy like just beat a sugar. eggs, milk. And then we just put in the China and then you put the honeycomb in the end. And there's amazing natural
ice cream. Do you
look at the couch right now? My wife sitting there bodies lying with his head on her lap, and he's fated just on Alex.
Just loving. Loving.
First time. First time you've met Bodie, Alex. Yes. And look at him
comfy. is super camp. Ready?
Put your feet up a bit more. Enjoy yourself a little bit more. Jonah Cookie. Cookie. He's gonna come over all we can take me over my son. Here we go.
Come on. Okay, so sorry. Sorry. I'm
gonna come up to sit on
anything cookie. Okay,
you want a picky? Yeah. It's coming for me to
tell. Hey, buddy. Alex made it but I've given you the biggest. Can you tell everyone what Josh did before. You What happened? What did he do?
What did he do? What did I do?
Yeah, what do you do? What did I do? Did you make me cry? I screamed. I screamed at you.
Oh, there's actually a new Brody's come up with a new segment
telling on Josh
It's a real, real rat today.
It's so annoying when they don't when they don't do the tricks that they do. It's you know, what do you do you know what you said to me when I picked you up today? He said, I'm so glad you're here, daddy. Please that cute shit for the camera.
Yeah. And he said the baby talk show off air
and he said the baby talk
show and then you just want him to repeat it. It's all I asked. Oh,
that's all we can we get angry at that stuff. at him. Yeah. When When does he? When does he owe you something? Do you think when the kids always Something from no serious I come out
there just in debt to us.
So when did they start repaying the debt?
I mean, do you think about that vidiots famous by 15 like Justin Bieber and starts making a lot of money.
So bad What do you think you'd become famous doing?
Park or could be some sort of like adventure box sport or? I mean he's a big bruiser. So could be could be rugby,
jackass if jackass Could you imagine I'd be cat would you?
You'd be tired I'd be cat if I if he just got if he was on if he was like Johnny Knoxville and it actually created a movement around this stand thing.
So you know, Johnny Knoxville is made that's getting paid part time.
What about all the Johnny Knoxville all the wannabe stances? They did that have just stapled the nuts to the
not talk today?
Yeah, it's what Steve I do a lot. Ladies all that kind of stuff, but think about it. If you've never been paid for that it's only good in when you start making money like, well actually get paid to be a jackass,
Steve o talks about going doing VHS tapes or whatever, sending it to MTV and all the different networks.
Well, the closest thing is now, people on YouTube jumping off roofs
I mean, it is something like I mean when we're watching Tyler's documentary How good is it by the
way, we haven't spoken about ever. Like as in you and I
just on the show. Yeah. Yes, great, man. We don't have that conversation now. Have what was the conversation? Well, we just talked a bunch about a bit. I mean, I was saying like, mentioned that being your kid. Like when when she was so young, like being that becoming your job to just hang out with the kid. And yeah,
cuz that is there is a bit where they sort of go into tytos house. Oh, sorry, touch eyes. parents house, you know, like, Okay, well tytos clearly looked after them.
I said that, um, he said, She's from a rich family. I really look at that rich family Taylor Swift, which I think takes away slightly from the narrative that you were forming around her because I did the exact same thing. Look at it. She's looked after her parents, and just know she was just rich all along.
I mean, but but that doesn't take away from all the skill.
Now, I think that's a lot of people love to throw that out. Lana Del Rey is from a wealthy family and they wish a huge
thing a huge
Yeah. chick from America. But she did it like she had a style and then they completely rebranded her. And then she blew up is Lana Del Rey, that I spent a lot of money I think
that's like Katy Perry. Like Katy Perry. I don't know. Like, obviously her parents were at a church and all that sort of thing. But she went through a bunch of rebrands before she finally sort of found her own voice. One thing I want to bring forward as a possibility of 2020 a rule that I want to put into place or something that I want to get going.
I want to get rid of group messaging.
What do we when do we doing it? Anytime I get a group message, it's annoying.
With friends, send them
who do who do I send group messages with slack. Hi.
Are you talking post your
instance? I'm Jim. Queen gronk has set up a great group message. I said great because we love gym. And it was around getting out and about 20 nightclub, which you'd mentioned you talked about I really want to go to this nightclub. Yeah. And so she creates a group with me, you 97 Telly and paint and everyone starts like, yeah, boys. Let's get around it. Yeah, yeah. This is great. Anyway, then, two weeks ago, I don't really say anything because I'm like, I'm just gonna show up wherever it's you I don't need to be involved. Yeah, the rah rah. Anyway, I then comb, Jim, yesterday.
And she's like,
nice of you to Cole. I was like, Okay. Yeah, like you don't want to sound when someone's been like that you don't want to sound defensive cuz you sound like a baby. Like, sort of pushback. As I was like, ah, and because I sort of knew, I was like, I'm sure this is about the, the group chat. And she was like, you know, you just, I just got ignored from all of you at the end with the group chat. like you'd all saying, and I was just sitting there and I was like, I even sent a follow up. And so and I said, Well, like in all fairness, I clubbing isn't my thing. Like, is it really my job to be keeping the group message going and she sort of building That because I was involved I should have at least said something
I mean I want to be a part of that. I think it's yeah I think it's the same thing we've worked at
the don't think you should have your the club guy
why I never came up the idea I didn't create the fucking group message you told me is it's on the onus of the person who creates the group message if they want to keep it going she said
Hey guys, what are we doing and everyone no one you've worked out that everyone's vacated the room and left their name tags you know, potentially a little bit word from her from everyone in the group like if you start a group chat you stop talking to everyone just stops talking.
I think it's so common that this happens is I've been in heaps of group chats where it just fizzles out everyone's are over it and you sit with the best is the rest is. All mates left the group
of people cleaning up that like cleansing that group. You can
you can leave a group in WhatsApp and I think it tells you You know, John's left the group on earth?
Well braze our old boss NACA with technology actually worked at a company for 10 years.
That's a funny thing. breeze old boss. My
old boss in more wiser one, never a boss never had her own email address what would use a company email address for everything?
Where he was? What would it company email address look like? pole at
Oh, they got a pole go to name our calendars.
For what? Social media
that's like, well, you better get the social media. Did you turn that down? It's, we turned it down. And so
yeah, so isn't that quite common? They use a workplace email or
but the boss had no other email address, no g Gmail, no hotmail and so Bree had been saying for multiple years. She's like what happens if you Leave or they didn't own the company.
No, sorry, how come? Okay, this is a bit different, like because I've left. I've been stupidly using emails from other companies and then left them and then lost everything.
So but this is what's happening but she that's all she had. And so she sends a WhatsApp to about 75 people letting them know that she's finished but she's just put the 75 people in this group. This is an executive that just got like a great you look at the contacts it's like this is by if anything this is just great contacts to have. Can you say the names Yeah, you say the night
that's in my little icon. You know,
great Simone that you're you know, you're leaving just so you know, like everyone can say Don't say that. Just say like the group apology like sorry, everyone that's like, on, john leaves the conference. Like it's a nightmare, like the amount of think about the amount of people who have ruined that job like life or career based on misusing cc or thinking that they're just sending it to one person but they send it to homework no one's got the emails
BCC is an absolute bitch move it's
so it's a bitch carbon
copy. Like really how when when are we using nbcc? Hands up if you use the base say say in the last two weeks now I've used the basis a real Alexandra
from what our me from our old since I magnify me he was a BCC quaint Yeah,
I think I've done that spot,
just that that's the only reason you're basically
not in the last few weeks
when we emailed our older client, sorry, our old accountant to say hi, we no longer need your services base. He said can we just say funny and then the new accountant in a real bitch move said thanks Joshua. Do it like sent me an email being like I'm so glad On the some people might find something jarring I've been saying lightly. What is it been using the B word bitch a lot.
my view on the word bitch. I stopped using it for for a decent portion of time and then he said, Yeah, no but before we got sound says your work I think they're taking the piss potentially. But anyway no so um my thing you've caught me a little bit before I will never use it towards women yeah and so that's that's the whole thing I Mama
kodachi Beach before
and so the thing is just the moment it's like
so I know my friend Simon hates the word like I've heard someone say even a woman calling another woman a bitch siren not fucking happy about it right? However, I feel that let's reframe the word let's and so I'm actually using beach to describe more masculine things as well. So
it's it I find it's got the best cut through
its own joy Do you think serves Do you think I should retire or leaning on bitch?
Scott real cut through it does
to be a bit to say anything else. Yeah,
yeah. As he re just described and written is no big move
sorry. And we you let me know what you think height the daily talk show.com Yeah, you triggered every time I say bitch. I think there's
if you follow like Canadians online, they use it you know there's a lot that I listened to that are using it very effectively in moments and it hasn't like it in you're laughing about they're not they're not just trying to insult some Yeah,
but wavin we've got a transcription tool. And so every time we do an episode we get a word cloud
asec What was the most common used or of phrases that we use them? Yes, bitch. That was
nine times nine time I think it picks it up says so. Yeah, well when you say it, it's got cut through. Yeah.
Yeah I'm sure you have the whoever's sitting there doing the transcription just winces every time
by the way, there's there's words that will come and go over time.
I should retire it if you think it's inappropriate if you think I've I've missed narrative. If you think that my narrative around the word is incorrect,
let me know Kellen loves it. He says it's good. It wakes me up.
You'd be better if it didn't.
He still just trying to get him at
dry says I always get ignored in my group chats. really common.
It's common. What are you doing? I mean, bitch move from your friends. Yeah. Christ, what's going on? Is it something you've said? Is it you trying to organise something that they don't want to be a part of? I mean, when do you get the message? But do we know message is the message maybe? I'm not saying for you guys, but what do you think
the problem is, but do you still want to be a part of it?
The group message, I'll be pissed if I'm not included. Yeah, yeah. But I'll mute them. I think in all seriousness, it makes me feel more comfortable. We just don't have them.
I don't think that's the thing is it's actually out of control. Because if someone just decides to create a group message and invite you into it,
Jordan, Michael ladies created the group. Okay, tell us lads.
First of all, there's a t.
e. t. s.
Yeah, I think I just responded once.
But yeah, but I like that. The thing is, I like it, but it's interesting because he sort of felt labelled. All of a sudden it's like your your group has been
labelled, there is oppression. conspiracy Jimmy has invited me to a group telegram chat, just an encrypted messaging service. And when you guys sending Kanye West links, you know, funny Trump named I just random shit, but he like
he likes conspiracy. Jimmy likes Trump. I
likes a good Trump name, actually good Trump laugh. Anyway, he invited us with another guy, but I feel the pressure. He loves to keep it going. Send more Kanye West links, say more khanjan conspiracies. You know, what's a Kanye conspiracy? odd. It's not really a conspiracy. It's just, he's music that is being leaked, is him. they recognise him and he's got a I think it's it. It stands up. It's Kanye is old music was signed to a different record label and now he's with a new one. So he might not be allowed to release it. And so he's leaking ektron so then it's like it's out there. It helps his breath. I mean, he's Yeah.
You may be saying that Justin Bieber is going in an oxygen tank. For what? He's made somehow hyperbaric chamber.
That's good. Is that meant to help with mental health? Yeah,
in fact, it was amazing. He goes in he's depressed he comes out. I'm ready. Really? Yeah.
his body's got more oxygen feels better.
I thought was so cool. It looks claustrophobic in there. But
that's a nice whereas it looks like he's in a bag
it's a blue his thing? Yeah, he's bodies. No no, but he goes in it seals it completely. Oh, wow. You getting the oxygen if your heads outside.
There's more oxygen outside. I thought it just could have been freeze body Muslims mess. Everywhere. Yeah, I get it. Unless you hold your breath.
Now the moon. Is that oxygen on the moon? Absolutely not. Is there any oxygen on the moon? I don't think so.
That's why I wear the masks without Is there any connection
between oxygen and
gravity. The scary thing about the moon stuff is like whether you believe it or not that it landing on the moon. What if he just sort of floated off? Have you seen gravity yeah Sandra boarded iMac oh my god floating through the bloody atmosphere that is scary or service watch to film 15 minutes what is it called
our be last breath.
It's It's It's so full on so there's this this is diver and it's like deep sea diving
him describing this is similar similar nature to these dreams but going
no but they're super deep sea diving and they going down there to like oil drills and stuff they're doing like maintenance and repairs and stuff. And so he's got this one sort of cable that attaches him back up to the ship on the surface of the water and he's like super, super deep. And there's super rough weather up the top and the boats being pulled further and further away and it's taking him below the water. So this is we're gonna have to reel you in. And as they really mean He gets caught on the oil rig that he's fixing or repairing. And it breaks his cable, because there's too much tension. And so he's got no oxygen, no electricity, no columns or anything. And he says to black, it's pitch black yet no like nothing. And so and so he's got about five minutes of reserve oxygen, but then the people on the surface have no idea where he is. And they have to go down and rescue him on Netflix, it's on Netflix yet Scott 10s they got original footage from all of it. It's a major
when I was telling me about you can feel it. I feel this need that. I mean, it's a great moment in history that someone was able to survive that
is scary movies, the equivalent of having a pet.
so you have a pet when you fucking you can feed yourself You've worked out okay, I've worked out my showering I've worked out all that sort of thing worked out all my
mostly was not getting it. That's not thinking well whilst being alive as an adult, my
point because you want a companion. I thought the reason you get a pet is because I can afford my own groceries now I'm going to buy groceries for an animal.
I want to eat I want to have kids, dude, if you're looking at it like that,
you know, I think that's how it is absolutely not why I feel like it's a stretch goal. It's okay. Like I needed dependent. That type of thing anyway. But so I say it is a little bit of the same thing. scary movies. It's all anxiety inducing. Like you don't have enough of your own problems.
Why do you need that shit in your life? Is that what you're saying?
What I'm saying the people who gravitate to that potentially. I like okay. She's pretty good at work. Wonder if anyone nearly died today and if that might have duck on it.
All right, quick one to leave us. What would you rather be be stranded on the moon so the spaceship takes off.
left you there? What's the oxygen deal?
You've got three hours out coulombs actually said the moon is a complete vacuum Josh gravity is related to the mass of an object. So the more mass an object has, the more gravity it has. So no no oxygen
hazmat to the gronk as amazing coulombs good on Google JC is copied and pasted. gronk movie did really appreciate three hours of oxygen left and you're on the moon. You stranded no understanding of how you could get out of this. Three hours underwater. Pitch Black. Three, you don't know how you get out. But you've got oxygen for three hours. Which one are you choosing moon water. What do
you swim back up to the top three, you got three hours of oxygen at the top or the bottom. You're in a barbaric Oregon three hours of swimming you could get
semi far okay. I'm going to switch it up because you tried to outsmart this one. You boat, you've been snorkelling and your boat is driven offers at Fiji there's if there's a film about this to where the boat, they drift, scuba diving, and then they're in the middle of the ocean. Someone survived that long time. I recognise, like there's a high chance you're not coming back from the ocean, just being, you know, being alive. And you're like, you're in the water floating. But you know that you can't last forever. And so it's this sort of impending the
sorts of Would you rather death scenarios?
Yes. It's about you dying both?
Yeah. Which one moon? Man being the hero.
Definitely the moon is a death one for you very quickly. I don't want to add to your one. But you will.
Good view on the moon as well.
If you can say if you're on the right spot. Yeah. Is that true? Well, you got to be on the right spot.
Yeah. On the other side of the moon. What's on the other side? Can you see she's
like, it's like Li Li is on the other side of where we are right now. Number one ah you know so it's all worth it's it's
any section of the moon where you can't say the earth. Yeah,
it'd be most of it I reckon. So what are you bad What do we say that well that's a good point so when you're on the moon but
that's what your point was not my point is that if you're on the other side you're in that you see at life you're on the other side you say
no, no on the other side you wouldn't there wouldn't be a time when you're not seeing down to because it's a sphere and so you're on the other side. Yeah, maybe safe I can rhiness
find out says but so this is the Would you rather Tommy though. Typically, yeah. You have one night left. Sorry, sir.
Good. One night left on Yeah. Everyone is like everyone's did.
You have to pick between one nice hanging with Kanye or one night hanging with Taylor Swift. Ah.
And then everyone dies off just walked out of the room which Angela and the boys
I'd like to. Okay. I'd like to what about you sir? Probably tie tie. Absolutely.
Yo you think if I said Tyler? What what? What's wrong with hanging out with Tyler?
I think that she would be but I think that Kanye would need to set up all electronic music to have time like it's just tie in or acoustic guitar. I lost
like a love story.
Yeah, who would I prefer? I'd prefer Kanye West singing to me with ease music 100
you would prefer without auto chain. He's a good singer.
Right, he's Christ. Okay,
so you would say last night on Earth. You're hanging with Tanya.
That's as the option of Taylor Swift in Kenya with. That's what I'll pick on
Miley Cyrus fan.
Molly's out there. And I love
She can she play acoustic guitar?
She could Yeah, definitely. Definitely. pad in the USA. I'd go out to that. We're about to die last minute of the day. I died of that. Don't want that. Or died.
complicated. Thank you everyone for watching and listening to the last 600 episode.
Yeah, this has just been a bit of a fun one. We thank you Alex for baking some treats.
You're welcome. I feel like I'm going to have to get some what's a cold when they fix you take
clients the last night
last night and Question. Yeah, I want a question. If I hang out with Kanye, can I hang out with the Kardashians? Was it just it's just Kanye? Kanye, not Taylor Swift. Yeah.
Yeah, no, I think that there's it's a good point. And you didn't ask that question.
No, I don't try to complicate these fucking Would you rather
listen? I said me drink you can go
Yeah, well you gotta
if it's a death would you rather or if there's a chance of survival Would you rather look I just left it out there
and so says what's happening?
Okay, well so Shawn says the moon doesn't rotate in relation to the earth so one side is always facing away encountered you just be looking further out into space you wouldn't see the earth. We got scientists so now as Christ says we should satisfy Scott. Yes. Astronomy astronomy Yeah.
And a bit of astrology just to
mixing the two sciences. Yeah. That's
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