#489 – The Cloacal Kiss/
- October 18, 2019
Fat Fridays is here! We chat about our Fat Fridays order, rules of a vegetarian, and how chickens mate.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Our Fat Fridays order
– Rules of a vegetarian
– Tommy’s text messages
– The cloacal kiss
– 864 seconds
– LA Fact of the day
– Total and free testosterone
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It's a daily Talk Show Episode 489 fat Fridays, you, you went off, you will go into an Uber right sorta be quicker just you running out and getting something on nice. It's, you know, it's Friday morning, we're recording this and it's a hard time not all shops are open, not all like restaurants that do the lunchtime service are open. So you very limited. Well the reason that the other lunchtime services in open is because it's before 9am and I don't want to spend the $7 99 on a delivery fee and wonder how Uber rates 9017 look at how it operates actually structures their delivery pricing. So for instance, sometimes it can be 299 I just spent all my time in the free section like I'll just refresh what's available refresh what's available. Why'd you have my five?
Yeah, it makes go if you've got if you've got two hours by
If you can have dinner between 5pm and 7pm you can either spend five between five and seven cooking your food. Or you can spend it refreshing until the thing that you want comes up.
If it doesn't come, but if it doesn't come up,
you end up you end up getting a margarita pizza for lunch. And local it's just way too far away from Friday's but firstly, you guys are getting your blood tests today.
No, I don't know if this is a problem. I've tried to work it out. But what Mr. 97 has because he got a referral last night. What Mr. 97 has on his is different to what mindset on mine. So I'm trying to work it out between because we're going to testosterone testosterone, he's got testosterone as well. Well, it's what I asked for. And mine said testosterone free or free testosterone. Yeah, so this I saw this, and so there's two, I think two
What I'm trying to work out is the one testosterone overall testosterone level within the body. And then there's a nother marker, which is testosterone free. So it's not lacking off like free. It's like just a medical term free testosterone assume given how much you've been trying to get free. I just assumed that you met that bell for it was, it was free, didn't pay for it. But make sure you at least put one up to write that down. What
I need to know that this is going to be free. And I want to say it all the time. So I'm trying to work out. I think what's going to happen is you're you're the one going to the doctor today.
And Mr. 97 is getting the blood test and hopefully you can do we need to ask the pathologist is the testosterone free the same as the testosterone? Or you need to say does this test for testosterone free as well? Because then I'll have to then we can run off that marker. Sure. It's quite complicated, but I was spending a bit of time
Worrying about it last year an update on that Uber surge pricing one that talks about surge pricing. Well they do during peak hour. Okay, I get that delivery fee. Yeah, yeah. But it's it's based on the distance from the restaurant show. So that's what I like I my Uber Eats
is within 800 metres normally of my face, I reckon, which is the phrase, the phrase ILCMM said to her husband, I love these guys. And he said, Are they the ones talking about? Nothing like a modern day? Seinfeld
is nice. Yeah. drama. You go. Crime evolves because crime is always looking down. And you're not afraid by which one's yourself which one's perfect one inside. Jerry, so you are. Thanks, Brian. Appreciate that. You told me Seinfeld. Jill takes photos says what are we gonna say some snapback caps with gronk on the front. I know you love them. I just don't like snap decks. But yes now. They will demand them if they do it.
know us snap backs, right? Yeah, I mean those good deals are in the chat sending each other some love. Nice. We actually TJ was literally saying yesterday we need to get deal tags photos on FaceTime some point so next week, what's the time? What's the time right now in?
Where is he? island? I was confused.
Fucking they're sitting
there in northern something something. Yeah, he's from the land of Conor McGregor which is Yeah, Ireland is Irish wine paid is I really don't understand why people use Uber Eats
well why that feels like a personal attack.
I agree. I agree. I think the thing is that it's a I need to get I've noticed that as I'm getting older, I'm getting. I'm losing some of my abilities. Or it's getting more and more uncomfortable for me like me going to the doctor and having to deal with all this stuff. High pressure. I feel it. I just like
I'm just so stressed about it I was like because brain is like I should get them to check your blood pressure see me through the roof especially because I'm gonna have been given like 40 different things that you want me to say in the
appointment. No, no no, I'm going to
go straight after this I want to go before midday. I want to go at like 11am with you
know, can you Is it just a walk it now I'll just book I'll just call up. I can
just like 10 minutes before you know just cold now.
You can get it when you want. In fact if I could
get doctors on call you can bet it's expensive.
If we did that we could just get it done. Just the whole idea of us. Now I can't say so what is the concern with me just being honest saying you can't my mates you do it. You just have to go to another gap and so you think it will back up based on what might you might not I don't know but they is it illegal for them but
For us to be comparing or something like, what's the concern? I don't know.
What do you think the concern is 97 of me just saying, Hey, I'm in a podcast. My mate thinks that he's got more testosterone. Yeah, I'm pretty. I think it's I think that they'll probably just be like it's a waste of resources. Yeah. If anything like that, that will be there raising Rogers to white like, what's the point like I was there was like a nine year old bloke sitting next to me yesterday when I was getting mine done in the actual not just in the waiting room yesterday, and so that's weird. It was just like, oh, bills.
Know, but I was just like, I wonder what he's in here for. He's like this old bloke with like, shakes and stuff, and he's got a fucking podcast.
The test test? Can we say what the food is? Okay. So
I was trying to work out what I would get for today and I just want you to each time I bring out an item, just say what
All right. Okay, so you've got a green bag
right at what that is. This is annoying brilliant. Well that is
pumpkin soup. Okay, yeah and what this is
Yeah. Marshmallow co pink and watch marshmallows yeah no artificial colours or flavours. Okay, and we got this one What's this? Oh no, I think I know what this is what's happening? It's a grand sir
you say What are these? What are these? You don't need to say what the it's it's cheese but is it? I reckon it's milk so there it is.
And now What's that? A potty makes a natural confectionery company which is Josh This is Josh his craft and so there's four items here and I want you to tell me what they all have in common
What about that?
What is that a sentence? What about that? What about that? What does that mean? What is what is a comment? elaborate on what you think why you say that word.
I feel like they've all got gelatin in them, which would mean what? They've got animal product, but they're vegetarian. So then they're not vegan. Okay, so the lovely Somalis of these four products, the same thing. The consistent thing is they are not vegetarian.
But they are No, they are not vegetarian.
Which you might think just from looking at them a gelatin can have pumpkin soup would be vegetarian. You might think cheese I can eat cheese, I'm a vegetarian milks and cheese, Parmesan cheese, not vegetarian
gelatin within. You do six things 12344 things I can't eat. Because I thought I want to support my manager.
And in this quest for his witness support vegetarian, and the only equivalent of being like, Hey, man, did you enjoy that vegetarian soup and then saying, I say, yes, you like what it was bacon. My point is it's fat Fridays, I'm not gonna make you eat any of these. But I thought I was trying to work at you know, my my initial thought was, I'm going to go to the supermarket I'm going to find like, all these cool vegetarian things that you can eat. And there's a couple that have got like veggie chips and there's a bunch in the, you know, the aisles of the frozen food and stuff was like, we can't really eat that. And then I was like, What are the things that vegetarian people most people would think a vegetarian, so we are we are not considering these things as vegetarian No, they're not if you're a vegetarian, they're not gelatin is an animal product. It's all products but the
hooves of an animal. So I'll tell you so I did some interested like I thought this is
Interesting education but you we've got a fat Friday's where there's nothing I can fucking
put me in a position so I'll just tell you like this this this break being vegetarian. Well I don't want him to this. This pumpkin soup has chicken stock in it which you can eat like Don't you think this is interesting for someone who wants to become a vegetarian? Yeah it's interesting. It's the worst fat Friday
Yeah, but I thought
I get it you don't need
food I thought yeah when I saw my initial thoughts
coming out the bag I can smell it
No but to be honest I thought what was happening
is you can for items that were vegetarian and you're going to play some form of game yeah where we had to like spin a wheel and one of us was going to end up with soup. One was
that we can't do any of this. I thought in my support for you. What have you eaten natural conflict
What are you eating that you're a vegetarian five wants to eat these what would that make me and not not a vegetarian? There are vegetarians that are pretty loose. That still sort of ate lollies and you know things that have some form of animal products I'm sure there's people that want to deal with eggs. Yeah, thanks for asking eggs, eggs a poultry. It's a part of its so it's
people. The seniors that haven't had to kill an animal Yeah, they haven't had to kill an animal that's the whole eggs just little chickens that haven't been no, that's not correct. Honestly, fucking time. I know they are that they just haven't been the XM been fertilised but then there's no living thing within it. So it's not a nation, Mr. Perfect. Now you guys.
Wait, so you're saying we're wrong.
Look it up. I'm happy to be wrong, but I don't think that No, you're not. I'm happy to be wrong, but I don't think that a is that you
Turn into little chickens necessarily, but they're like part of the ready for a little chicken.
Yeah. What are the eggs designed for? I don't know they have a look. So the non fertilised eggs is what you say that's what 97 so you're trying to go that's why they're not vegetarian. That's why you're a vegetarian if they are. Kroger says eggs are off limits for vegans, but all good for veggies. Yeah. So that's what I thought. Yeah, we're going to travel I'm joined by the way a little feature on the current affair on them. Split payment banking apps.
And what was he saying? Just the new banking apps you can split money easily between your friends. Did you get a text messages last night? Yeah, we'll get to that. But all
so that was that D railing my fucking things I doing here?
Do you want to know? Not so good. So good. So good.
You're not doing well there was I'm curious and I but I'm curious as to what is what am I? What am I? If I was eight days, lollies What does that make me 97?
What do you mean?
What do you mean? So I heard the other day, Jace Hawkins on his radio show was doing the sausage sizzle at the Hampton balls club. And there was a little girl who was saying I can't eat them. Because I'm a polo pesky otarian. Fuck is that Polo chicken? She
She is a chicken feet. Yeah. So you want to be a gelatin vegetarian? Yeah, yeah.
And do I get all the benefits is this guy because I'm not. I'm trying not to do vegetate. I'm trying to do vegetarian so that I can help with information.
is a hottie makes bad for inflammation. Yeah. But hang on. So this is where I'm just trying to. I think I think you just try
have established the understanding of the rules of a vegetarian. And so this is why I was getting this because I didn't know this shit. I just ate all of this stuff. You know vegetarian. Yeah, but I don't think I think that's where you non vegetarians Don't think about what they're eating. So these are so yeah, so there was the gelatin in that gelatin in the yeah
so the gelatin it's from animal bones. The cheese which is specifically hard cheese not Bry Bry you can eat Josh soft cheeses, soft cheeses, hard cheeses, so that specific read the ingredients of that permission publisher, prophecy publisher publisher, Sean Connery
flexing the Palmers on your instructor evil What's in it? What's in it?
ingredients unpasteurized cow's milk salt,
animal rennet Karen it so animal rain is it
lining of animals and test on
so that's what you got there
and so then you got pumpkin so we have any videos on the Instagram that saying whether I can like what the deal is which it's so I remember there'll be like I had a friend who was a vegetarian when we were younger and I think might still be but he
he wouldn't eat like chicken chips chicken flavoured chips with chicken salt. Me wouldn't need any of that Yeah, he just flat out nothing no animal products and so I mean you could do the final goodbye
I'm like, but I want to support you like I did this because I'm like, how can I support you? I don't want you fallen off the veggie veggie. I guess the thing is that when you're hungry and you're right what happens with fat Friday? You can get your own fucking fat Friday's This is a different approach. We can mix it up. You didn't have to be you're just being a pig on camera.
Friday's is no mind latencies content.
Yeah, but I guess the thing with fat Fridays is like especially like I didn't need anything or whatever cuz I was you don't need anything anyway. I know but I was sort of prime to it. I'm so glad I got my smoothie. Anyway Kroger says Paula Pesci That's crazy.
White wine is also filtered through fish, Scott. Yeah. Well it says on it.
Emma says you can get loads of cheese these days with veggie. veggie read it. That's good. What the intestines of what vegetables?
Oh, they just said recorded video vegetable rennet. I mean, it's like vegan to you're not vegan. But vegans who don't do eggs that can't have things like MMO sours or like some cocktails because they use egg whites. But then there's another version which is the vegan friendly one. They use
the so there's choke chicken.
Easy water and then they use the water from the chickpeas and then that does the same thing. And so there is I can see I know when you're hungry because you do
feel so hungry and that's why you got a bit grumpy because I didn't bring food I actually do know the funny thing is I thought on the way back I bet you Josh will be a bit piece because I didn't get actual photo It was like and then I was like, maybe it's just a bit of content play of actually talking about some shit that you would probably a if
I just I like the idea of
you know, when you went down to pick something up I thought
this was the armband thing all over again. I crapped the sheets and then yeah, and I've got you something it's vegetarian. We can't get it but I just thought we don't need to watch you wait.
So you got everything for you. I mean, even from an empathy point of view. I feel like having barbecues and stuff now, I would I'm much more likely I used to add bacon into everything. I'd make.
smashed avocado. Yeah. And are cut up bits of bacon and mix it into the Smash avocado. It's like guacamole with bacon. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yes, really. But I feel like nowadays if I was doing that I would, if I was to cook the bacon for people, I'd put it in a separate ball. And then people could mix it in separately. Yeah. So making base viejo options, but it's nice. Yeah. So you know that veggie rennet is enzymes collected from fig leaf melons, and safflower? It's a lot of work, isn't it? Yeah. That's kind of the thing is how do we work out this shit? Like, how do we work out that let's use these animals and test on? Isn't that fact that how we got to that point? I think it's probably based on this so much left over from this poor guy to us, and how can we work out how to do this? Anyway, and that's how they worked at the sausage thing. Yeah, so this is an interesting white like, I
I reckon you would have eaten these if I didn't bring this to the attention. Yeah, yeah. Because the thing is I would have still I know that there's gelatin. Yeah. And I would have thought there was like, I would have thought that you can get away with it. Yeah. So the question now is moving forward. Do you think you you are going to consider products that have gelatin in them? Yeah. Or what about even like soups that have chicken base? Look, I think I think you should just maybe forgo the soup with a stock base because you're going to get the benefits of the veggies. Josh need soup? I reckon you can I need veggies. You could, you could push the boundary on that one just could not just us.
But if you're buying it from did you have to go through and specifically make sure that they all had the animal? Yeah, yeah. I did my due diligence. I aged for 12 months. Yeah, so I looked at there's a bunch of partners in that scene like it. Like it's already graduated from the lazy folk. I may can be fact it's so annoying. writing this
great as a lot of things to hide it No it's it's white it tastes better than the prey granted, you know, I know it does, but I can't be fact these are funny like grated cheese is an industry like this it'd be they'd be making so much money. Yeah so much markup on there literally like one style health writing. There's bags of change, but also like a big thing a change would be the same. No, I don't know. That's, I can't find actual change blocks with health star ratings on what is the health star rating even fucking me out of that based on what it's like self and stuff. Anyway, it's an interesting one, I support you on your quest to be vegetarian. And so I've brought to the attention
that you cannot go near. Thank you. Let's see choose. So I was talking about your phone and text messages. Oh, yeah. So last night, I'm at the gym. And if I can just start getting a flurry of text messages.
And I couldn't even work it out. I looked at the name
And there was a name that came up. So it looked like it was a contact in my phone. Like, I don't fucking know that person is someone that I used to go to the club with, or like, you know, when you got numbers in your phone from years ago, like, I clicked on it, and I was like it is audio or FaceTime, and I'm like, okay, maybe they are in my phone. And then I clicked on to the information. I've got no number there. What's the name? Rick Astley. And so then I read the text messages. Hey, Tommy, next message when I strangers to love next message, you know the rules and so to YX message for commitments, what I'm thinking of next message, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. Next message. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I still didn't get it, to kind of understand who Rick Astley is. And then at the bottom, it says, sent to you Tommy by one of your mates via Rick text TXT Rick text.com
clicked on that some gronk has spent and I'm flattered $3 50
through paper out to send me what they describe as
1.5 seconds between each message the next song line just keeps coming.
Hundred 10% satisfied customers
75 seconds of text messages will flood the phone. Do you understand what it is? What happened? It's a song. It's song lyric or Rick rolled it
out. Oh, no, but I think Yeah, the funny thing about the Rick Ross, which is an old like, it was really popular. At one point, I don't know how it became popular. It was like you'd send something there's like a meme or something they would send you got Rick Ross, my man. He always said to me and I was like, so the idea is that you would send someone a link or whatever and they were going off thinking that it was something I'll click through and it was never gonna give you
Now get that song. Yeah. And so this is the text message version, which kind of drops slack when, when I'm just in there trying to figure out do I know this person?
didn't bother me at all. I was like, I actually thought about texting you because I didn't fucking you do it and did you do it? It wasn't me. It was it happened to me. It happened to me and it was. How did they get your number was Trevor? Trevor? Trevor long Trevor has dropped seven bucks. And he might go on the premium. It was a five day I think he did the full song at five
us day or so?
Yeah, I was on the WhatsApp with him and then all of a sudden I got all this.
Oh, are you kidding me? Now just smell it is torture. I'm just smelling it under Josh is nice.
I feel my head hurts. So we're gonna have to finish it up soon. But the I'm gonna have to I'm seriously going to order some Uber rides. Maybe that great cell was great. Maybe a patch down to the waffles anymore.
Do they definitely do the waffles? So so hang on you got him to and this is what time did you get the art? No, I got mine first and then Trevor asked for your number sort of time see sun and dust so you've read it on trip. Yeah. So I get yet so I got a it was probably 830 or something and it go it just keeps going fine guys nuts
and then you're in there and 30 seconds or minute. Every every 1.5 full.
It's a lot of messages. How a lot of money I think. Why did he do it? I think this is a fun thing. I'm guessing he found the service. He wants to try it out. I mean, I knew that it would rattle you.
Like I was just trying to figure out who it was. It seems like you're right. It's pretty obvious that it's some kind of bullshit. It's nice that it reveals at the end that it's the Rick tix calm. Yeah. Because then you can go down the rabbit hole. It's actually great fucking money.
We do the gronk flurry of the
gronk flurry so it's like a flurry of messages. Yeah, that'd be I mean an ice cream. Yeah at the end you get an ice gelatin. What does that have it on Florida Can you ever make flurry I don't think I can have it
but isn't this isn't this clearly like ignorance is bliss it's like when you this is I think as much as I haven't decided or not you know whether I'm going to go vegetarian or not. It definitely has made me think more about it. And so when you just totally tuned out the fact you just don't care and it doesn't it doesn't do anything but as soon as you start placing any thought onto it, it's like fuck What have I been doing all this time? Yeah,
definitely. I feel low blood sugar to be honest right now. I need to one thing that I was thinking. So I had a mandarin yesterday. What's happening with the tablets you actually drew Josh is drawing if you can't see
the library, but the
Mandarin's I'm just wondering I bought mandarins A while ago that being in the fridge I was starting to eat the I had one of the mandarins yesterday and there was like four seeds to a single slice yeah that's what I was saying. Yes. Fucking pulling them in my hand is fact do you think that the longer they stay in the fridge the more sighs it's not going to grow more seats now dude. Okay, that's what I was wondering that I was thinking maybe it was over right now that have tonnes of fruit now that it has to be attached to the trading room will say but that's Yeah. Because then you would think that you know, even though it wouldn't just had seedless you say like if there's seedless ones the long you'd have the seedless sold watermelons that would start growing seeds is that same thing? No, no, because there wasn't a seed start with I know that my my thinking how do you know there was a seed to start with? How to add you know, there wasn't four seeds.
That was well that's what I'm thinking but that just seemed excessive. So many seeds I was like maybe it all started with one and then I had another one
it's not a funny thought it's fun it's a weird it's a crime. I thought it did you find out about the eggs by the way What? What? What eggs if they could ever be chickens?
No, you didn't type that in now what night it was it was to be anything from the I got a bit distracted what a what a yolks yolks, I'm guessing like the because you know how sometimes you can see an egg and it's got a bit of blood or something like that was like
Yeah, I know.
This is all the shit I'd say as a kid. And I was totally thinking I'm eating small chickens that haven't been born. And that's not true. Is that what you're saying? From what I read when I was younger? It's not true. I mean, I can I can pull up my phone and start searching. It's quite an easy thing to Google. Sorry, I'm just trying to crush it.
Mandarin Sage from come from dried gelatin
I think Mac is ice cream had peak fat in it but
soft serve i think is made of that well I remember them saying that can you actually confirm that because my thing at a time yeah no baby I want to know the egg thing. Okay Do you want to Google the egg thing I do me Google The thing I think it will require some faster typing to get us first but it does Mac is us lot which is the fat because I remember you
know just say ease Mac is soft.
Some people think there is some kind of lard or animal fats. You know frying oil. No, sir. No type in vegetarian ice cream McDonald's European the older. Definitely vegetarian ice cream McDonald's
Yeah, so I mean we've been very vegetarian heavy this way because it does become very consuming I feel like I spend most of my time trying to work out what I'm going to eat next. There is no use of animal fat
so it was a vegetarian garden salads, obviously and ice cream are both vegetarian. So you're all good. You can keep eating so I can go into the 55 thing after this if I wanted to
make that decision. So the the eggs that you buy an HR eggs that never had a baby chicken growing growing inside them, does anyone ever fertilised by the father chicken or the rooster and it looks like the yolk is
for the white yo good forms around the fertilise or unfertilized egg yolks. So the whites are the protective
thing around the UK. So from the sounds of she cannot
times from the yoke. If a chicken had sex with a rooster,
that egg it would inseminate is that what is cool? I think well I don't know how
it's not in there right now is that big it's a very small when you think about the size of a chicken penis
doesn't have to have a penis Can you look at that the the chicken rooster, the rooster rooster? Oh my God he's he's found some rooster he began National Geographic had chickens lost their penises.
Yeah, well, what do you mean? I mean, you're right. They may they measuring a duck penis.
With it's literally like a video the whole size of the website. And so it was a chicken because cows, cows a female. Yeah. Yeah, no no cows, cows and females, bulls and miles cars.
I think you're right chickens.
First is a males and so roosters obviously don't make a diet. So anything is talking about penis size of the rooster.
But I don't actually think it matters. Yeah, no because you think about like if you think about because when you make someone pregnant,
your penis isn't penetrating their eggs
inject sperm into a hand by pressing his vents against hers in a process known as a local kiss.
The Cloquet is the chamber just inside the vent where the digestive urinary and reproductive tract ends. The roosters cloak contains two tiny nipples at the end of the two da
that transport same
From the roosters testes, the testes sizes testes and medical tests the testes are inside the rooster knee he's backbone and look like a pair of large white beans to transfer salesman into a hen. The to colloquial
nipples service versus making organs. So it's
I'm just imagining to fucking air cons. Doing rid of that two events. That's amazing.
Is there any videos I mean,
not not, not on this website during the local kiss this hen squats, the verse that does a balancing act on a back and when everything is working right, the hand lifts up a towel to one side while the rooster bends down, bends his tail downwards for the kiss. So what is it? What's it called? a cloak or kiss? It's a local kiss. I thinking you know how people call you know blokes roosters? I don't think
You can use it
yourself over. I've just realised I was saying that I've got no dick. Yeah, you've just got to vent.
It was saying hand so is a chicken a hand?
Yes. Female mouse a hand. Okay. And so it was chicken a, there's no male chicken is chicken. Could chicken be a male or female? Because that's a good point is chicken sort of the category? But then how about this? It's just the maybe, maybe then the male chickens can have sex with the hens. And then the roosters are just some sort of try.
This male chicken is a rooster. Okay. So there's not two different female chicken is a hands and rooster.
Rooster is a chicken. Not the Yes.
Is it a male chicken? Yes. Does that mean that a cow sorry a bull? is a male cow know
Cuz it's with so then what's the Do we have any Instagram because then what what we're trying to do is we're working out like
humans and you've got male genitalia, female genitalia, and then you got more the ones you want to identify with or you there is, you know, biologically some people have both, and so then you you're categorising, like that so we've got, we're saying chickens. Yeah. And then you have roosters, and then you have hens. Trying to go gals, cattle, maybe? No. So a bull is an intact adult male of the species, bus terrorists, which is a cattle. Okay, so boss terrorists and then is a cow.
Is it Have you ever I just thought it sounded like I wanted it to sound like a good word. Maybe it's tourists tourists. I'd love to learn more about all the sentiments job, the Janus and one of the coolest.
Yeah, have like a Janus family and it's like the scientific terminology.
For all the different families spaces, how can we because I didn't learn any of this in school, I don't know anything but what for? For for this, like for these learning right now. So that's what's so cool about this. This is why we have a podcast yes we calculate gronk said don't have much idea about much so how could we, because I was thinking about every single day learning about a country, I got a book of every every country in the world. And I'll see you every day researching spending an hour learning about a country. I think when you sort of do it at the ground level like that cross it like we do it every day. How many countries directly around the world?
I was gonna say 52 but that's the states in America. Yeah, I don't know. 50 states in America 5051 others 50 I heard. I thought 5052 is this 52 weeks in a year? Maybe there's 50 to
one of my clients when I was a personal trainer he knew every all of them because you can eat go through the alphabet, Arkansas, you know, like a big
Say and they've all got one actually probably not how many sites in the US 5050
Yeah, anyway, I think you need to sort of wrap it up in this sort of grand every single day. I'm going to show how many countries do you reckon there are in the world I know
what do you have to carry just joined more than 100
countries in the world is Dr. Case yet Are you guessing know that that was Dr. KK Thanks Dr.
More than 100 countries I feel like I'd love the specific number but that's okay. I could have it Yeah. Kroger said don't talk with Mr. 97. There's podcast in this dirty talk. They're doing a talk definitely I think the animals mating habits and how they achieve so the LA facts the LA fact stuff has gone quite well. I think what speakers were interested in we got an investment could we do one day awake? Like an animal like
on animals, what can I expect? A professor? I mean, the good. Now I like the idea of specifically, I feel like I've got a huge blind spot in regards to animals, but maybe just find your own time. I'll tell you this. That's why I literally say 164 seconds. This is hapa I thought was really good.
I was like, what's happening? What's 164 seconds a man. They said 864 seconds is 1% of your day, 14 minutes and 24 seconds in total. What if for the next 28 days, you invested 864 seconds, doing the thing you keep delaying deferring and denying the meditation, the cardio the de cluttering, the playing the reading, the writing, the stretching, you know, the thing, you might just create some shift, some calm relief, clarity, it might even be the most valuable 1% of your day. And so, so Isn't that an argument that I should do my one country that are you can't
100% for 14 minutes. You said an hour? Yeah, yeah. I mean, you struggle sticking to a whole bunch of stuff. And that's where I just flag what I appreciate is you sticking to the vegetarian thing. That's fucking commendable. Right? Because I could have had the you know that I could have just had those qualities. I wasn't gonna let you think
you literally said this could be final Have you decided that you wanted to do your final hurrah, I would be happy to be here by side to support your final Hurrah was Saturday.
Anyway, what's that? What's the lie fact? 97 lie fact of the day.
Animals a band. Okay. Mo fact for now I fat Yes. Good evening, isn't it described as a band from mating public publicly within 1500 feet of a school or place abortion.
I mean, it's
Very hard when you try to analyse events touch what's it called again? Local.
local, local keys. Local. I think it's a local kiss Yeah. Okay local like that. What is cloak? Or if you actually look up cloak or kisses a definition, what is local kiss? What is it defined as? How do you spell local CLOACALK local cloak? And then he
is fast isn't he? So fast internet.
I mean, thank you. excuses
are you know, I'm just just on images. I'm just looking happy that we don't need this is where it goes down the rabbit hole of going to Google.
Yeah, if you just type in define, Colin, are you okay? And then local kiss is local kiss actually in the dictionary or even the word local
Kobe was saying on Instagram I feel like Dr. k would have we can work it out not yet. I mean the key spit the key
is where they need to get that so you just referred to that action okay so like loca is a common cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both excretory excretory I'm guessing general products invertebrates except most mammals and certain invertebrates
also RK a sewer vertebrates do even without
briars is that different to it's the bones in your spine? Yeah, this is my vertebrae. Okay, good. All frogs have them as well. Oh, what am I have been so close.
All right, Mr. 97. Anything that you missed? This is your time to redeem the 80%. The great Talia tuned in from New York City. Thank you. That's awesome photo
is on instead it looks sick. Right?
Just getting the getting rings rotor that
seems really That's what I thought. closing the loop on the testosterone and free testosterone, Lani says you always have a high level of total testosterone than free testosterone. So you fast so maybe of the know I said what he's what she's saying is you should test the test off while they're suffering free. Is that what she just said? Can you just read it again? You will always have a high level of total testosterone than free testosterone. Can you look up what the difference between free and total surely that's the first thing you did last night? Yeah, I did. And so the total testosterone is
throughout the whole body, like they were much smaller number this is why I was like, night we had to work this out. So because what I can do whatever you got whatever Mr. 97 ended up speaking to them about and testing, I can then just get that test if it's the case, because it's annoying that I'd have to I don't know why.
Just my guess which is the better one or from that I took that the title more clear is the testosterone free
because because total maybe can be diatribe and I like that more
recent I haven't found any free testosterone is referred to as bio bio available testosterone. And that's what we need. There's no point having a bunch of testosterone if it's not bio viable. Yeah. Yeah. What do we got? What have we got on the shelf that we can take out? It's like having money in the bank that you can't touch. We were only doing accessible cash. Yeah. And so do I need a radical network your body actively uses free testosterone molecules since they are at liberty to enter the body cells, I have a feeling that I wouldn't have. Total testosterone is a measure of how much testosterone you have in your blood in total, both both both free and bound. I see you think that will give you the white bound
I think it's like bound to like cells and molecules. And I think my total testosterone would smash all of the guys. But I think, what is that as? Well, because I just don't think I'm accessing it that much.
But because I'm not doing all the whites and stuff, it's stuck to my cells. That's like saying, I don't know if I've got more energy than you Why? Well, I've got more body fat than Yeah, exactly.
I'm not joking. If we were in a situation.
I probably live longer than
I have an excess energy. Maybe Maybe
you have more muscles and fat to to break down for energy, then we will. So you will, you will last longer. Thank you.
Yeah, appreciate it. Just you
use it all the time K one Hadean to be out of eight and survive. Yeah. Well, and the good thing
The same tribe and every tribe dates the perfect one nothing go at UB great meal there
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I'm the one that that you guys have to Russian because
everyone gets a little bit of Josh
it's also the one yeah, everyone gets a rise
over the bitter
but then you've got the vegetarians who you don't mix the Josh into they
come out the other end. Yeah.
Talk show any anything any reviews or and I know search is one thing you're you think you're saying that you're getting tested will give you both of those. Based on what she said a testosterone test will test for both attached and I literally just asked for a test
drone started I that was the problem right? I didn't even know this fucking other thing existed even half said to me who I asked, What should I do? He said go with JP asked check your levels. And so that's all we did. So it's interesting that we've got this is a bit of a spanner in the works he goes, I think we'll we'll be able to sorted out Yeah, I mean we can just ask, right who the doctor the pathologist pathologist is can be useless you know they're the ones doing it and taking it so you can just ask them is just for a test just if it's an actual pathologist versus using a nurse because I I called the nurse that I called the place where I got it, which was done by a nurse and all the pathologist in a pathologist clinic it was just a nurse clinic clinic, but anyone's you spin it up and figure out it I thought were just the ones that do that syndrome. And anyway, she couldn't answer my question. That's why I mean, she's a doctor. But the also the thing is that if you're getting your blood done, it's all fucking baked in. They've got the referral the doctor, the doctor would know as well because
is if if you went to go get free testosterone and measured your title then they'd be like, Oh, your levels are high. So your GP would would know which tests that you're going for the question I guess is if you get your total testosterone is that going to be two markers? If it's two markers that's fine which is Yeah, and if
you got one that you can just go get the total one worst case scenario we can say we're just taking free Yeah, we're just yet so I'm hoping we can get both and then I get one and then we can just go with the free Yeah, cuz she booked me in for like, fall light and be 12 and I what's fall light to no good females maybe feel like Kellogg's all their cereals have a lot of fall light maybe. Alright guys, I'm really fucking hungry. Now. This is backfired on me.
Why haven't you had it? Man? You're not vegetarian, but it's not. I'm supporting you. I'm gonna put him into the jar. The great thing is Dude, I think it's super commendable. I'm not fucking joking when I said that before. You don't stick it much. This is something you're sticking it and you're what you're
He's actually sticking out of it. So the thing is, it's not that hard. Really. I mean,
the thing is when you reach from where do you go? veggie bar or whatever. The thing is, though the difference I mean, we have done a million diets before, but never this No. And so this is I could actually was thinking Walker in the assets like this is actually genius because it like just removing this the hard rule of none of that forces your hand to start thinking more about what you're going to have. And so I'm thinking that I will get to a point like I had a juice with all different like carrot. That's a good that's good. And so I'm moving that and that was the whole point. Why did juice fasting back in the day is it's like, I'm gonna start getting more plants in bed, you know, you went too hard you went. But also I went from doing a 12 day, juice fast. And then my first meal was a you didn't like a garlic green. You know, a chicken It was a chicken curry with
coconut rice is my first meal. Like, yeah, what was wrong with that? I mean, it's super rich you meant to do like salads with not much dressing and stuff to start with. You have a special diet that the thing about diets, they're not crash diet. It's a lifestyle. It's like saying we just start eating healthier. This is the healthy like it Bry one of the reasons that we watched game changes was because, um, which is now available on Netflix, by the way, yeah, it's good. Good fact.
Bry was at a shoot the other day, and there were six people
in the room working on the shoot Bry was the only non vegetarian on that whole shoot. And they're all like saying, I you should get you gotta watch this Doc, oh, and all that sort of thing. But then one of the girls said, I had a friend that went vegetarian, and she just ate pastor and hot chips and she got so fat. So there is that risk. And so I'm trying to like
being fat is is there so then the you know you won't do that because you it will just back you up well the thing is I'm not having I'm not relying on cheese, cheese and sometimes being like a burrito or whatever, there's a little bit of cheese or whatever, but not having blocks of cheese. So that's one thing.
Tommy with it. The other thing too is not having
like lollies and stuff like actually haven't like the worst thing that I've had from a dessert perspective is like 85% chocolate, so that's good. Anyway. Alright guys. We're glad we got to talk. Again, if you've got any tips. I do need some. I think that the recipes I reckon send through any great vegetarian recipes, through any tips on how to get a guy that doesn't cook to start cooking. That's where we start not the recipe. I mean, I could do some great vegetarian recipes. So the other thing how do you in a vegetarian diet? Start that know how to
How do you how do you lose?
fast train eat veggies? I may do that. So
train and eat veggies, some veggies, but I understand that maybe your dinner what last night was like pan fried broccoli? Yeah.
What do you make? Don't know about that statement. Okay. Now
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a little bit just says great fact. 97 and Campbell says if you guys get lost in LA we know what's happening. What's happening. It's in terms of us getting lost and then we fading with hating on you, Joe. All right. Yeah. Love it. Love it. Yeah, I guess Josh what are you getting back in