- December 13, 2019
Today we chat about what we’ve got for Fat Fridays, Josh and the drawer of Moros, and why Josh loves Christmas.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Fat Fridays
– The chocolate dream list
– Bon bons
– The decade disagreement
– We’re pregnant
– Christmas traditions
– Why Josh likes Christmas
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 545 it's fat Fridays and it's Friday the third Ain't you animals don't know don't know what that means you've got something under your top I mean I was just looking in the camera it's kind of looks at you don't really tell when you're wearing black Can you
why you love black? Yes it's just it conceals you should anyway I got a few things it's Friday these two things you can expect to see on Christmas day if you celebrate Christmas perfect because I actually 97 cold June to get something Yes. And I heard you say I've thought of something and then I actually is yelling out saying can it be Christmas related? Oh great. Well this thing ah favourites if you don't know what to do if you've been told not to bring your thing, what to bring when he's told not to bring anything yeah, it's it's that was a great marketing ad. So this is like
Cadbury Australian brands. Just
flogging it Yeah, and how many times have you said that to somebody that oh when you didn't put it how like, what do you actually think if someone brings favourites absolute fuckwit
I've brought them before anyway I want to what I want to do is explore our mate Bruno,
king Bruno Bruno the king of King list brochet brochet Bruno brochet I've never actually said arcanist Boucher yet to be honest I was the first time I said it out loud I look at it and I say my mind would never say to my mind perfectly when I say it out loud was bishi the name he looked up the journalist who did the expose a on Michael Jackson
Yes, the old school one yeah, the British dude. And I feel like his last name was but she she she is she Martin Bashir anyway, Bruno boosh. boosh Shay. No relation to that bloke, but what he does is
The list King that's who we are this because the fight you said you were like now I've got something it's it's a little bit of stimulus but don't expect much as a huge amount of weight the whole episode talking about this so Bruno list King has been on been on the telly here in Australia where he basically creates the most like tears and and he takes product so one of them is chocolate and then puts the different types of chocolates into the different tiers. And so what I want to do is go through the favourites and pull out they're not all in his list, but he did do one around chocolate and some of these fit into it and I haven't seen that list. So this is so firstly, I want you to just pull out Josh, the one you want. It's not the one you think you should get. It's the one that you would actually love your favourite. It's your favourite and then I'll get my favourite and then we can see where they fit in Bruno's list. Anyway, the other thing I I've got one more box
festive bond bond and surface what I thought was we could just Josh and I could crack a few and we can give you a heads up on the shitty jokes that you'll expect from this this premature what do you do on Christmas? And I don't mean the ones but Yeah, I was gonna do that we can do them again it's always fun. I we can hold off
my top Okay, I'll pick out what I just I actually like what I would want to eat. I'm going to pull them out
fuck you got it I've chosen the boost. Like I don't think these are super super popular but I fucking love them both they've got the crunchiness they got the caramel it's all good fucking I've gone for the morrow the morrow which can we just like what what is what is my choice say about me in your eyes and then I'll tell you what your choices about basic bitch
It's like you couldn't go more body 70 eating your Morrow like I didn't want to spend too much I didn't want to get
bloke that's still on the pension nothing wrong with being on the pension
if you're on the pension and you're and you're living off the pension entire in it's entirely entirely entirety it's a fucking tough life It should have gone I don't think that there'd be a big difference between boost and tomorrow barring the cost
so the thing it's Do you know what the interesting thing is between the boost and the morrow that I guess no, no, I was gonna say that they were more aggressive with them not for individual sale. Yeah, I've always found that interesting. They're not for individual sale. That's any anything that comes in a pack that you are in a pack from supermarkets individually selling dude
swimming centres those kind of place would you pay for an individual gneisses What would you more that size maroga? Yeah What would you guys pay for any of these less than full size though Are you saying for like a these are snack size? I feel like it would be 20 cents I was about say more than 20 cents not that would charge what they would charge you fucking at of some bullshit from a ad charging you some fucking rude at a swimsuit and get a frog for $1 be can buy these at the supermarket. My point is where you get them is where they stick in here. And so you're paying through the nose anyway, it is interesting because I would say that both of these choices are on that bogans spectrum. Like they they are a couple of bug and shock when I did when I discovered Morrow, so you could only get them in I've told this story many times. You're also on that side day. Do you remember the story of the Mara by night? Do you really know
Every story twice but I've got this one so I want to hear it differently said the story multiple times so anyway the morrow is a New Zealand chocolate thought you're gonna say the moral of the story now that's funny
no the the morrow bars in New Zealand chocolate but they are in these favourites and so you actually see Maro bars sometimes in that sort of international section of the superhighway alongside the jet planes or whatever. Jet planes a bit yeah, any Island food. Yes, yeah, so anyway, they
my dad had a friend that was going to New Zealand and so he brought back an esky full of Mario bars. And so then I took all my undies out of my undie drawer, and I laid them out and so there would have been probably 15 Morrow bars like full size, and I laid them all out and I would just have one at a time.
Every night I would have a Morrow bar. And so
it's so cool to be able to pull your drawer it's like bars of gold. It did feel like that it's so funny. Taking it all if you're doing one I don't know because I think we definitely
want to die. So work it out. How many days did you have? Because you had one.
The other thing was It's funny how things don't really change like when I was
at the radio station. Cole's was downstairs and I went to cause my head Morrow bars for $1 and so I went and took the whole box like the point of sale box like what how much you think about now and lock it specific you must have not given fuck about what I was eating Okay, cuz you're pretty. You're onto it. You feel the guilt as well. When you're ready. Somebody say you
And a given it was pretty close Can I just say the ones that you picked? They're not even on the list Really? Then he didn't even include them on there. It's because they felt their absolute scumbag
thing is if I if I just pick out a few now just do rapid fire because I reckon I know some of them that are on that list I can and then tell me where they place and so can you just First tell me from like top the good tier down to the bottom tier what are the names What is this King put them down as number one picnic
born of a cold so
God Tia yet royalty Tia yet. Adam San sandless Tia Yes Take it or leave it plugged Tia would rather eat a bucket of cat vomit t okay so that's the real shady ones and that you've got the top ones All right. Turkish Delight where does that fit
That'd be vomit but I put those a god it's in the god dear is it you will ride you gots told you
logic was wrong Yes. Yeah I agree. is the
dream is pleb dream is a white chocolate yet white chocolate does that fit in my dreams? Okay, okay let me add crunchy. Where does that fit Adam Sandler nailed it? Yeah, it is when you can take the leave I would be happy if I left this and to be honest you know what would be an absolute bottom of the barrel cat vomit? Violet Crumble are because it's it's the chivo version of crunchy Okay, cherry ripe. I reckon that's the second tier from the top. not on the list. doesn't even get it on a
picnic. That's I heard you say that? Yeah, top top
tier. That's actually a silly silly birdie. Nikki's like the leftover Snickers. Yeah.
needs to go old gold original chocolate hadn't even make it I feel like that's a mistake
that's definitely not on the page right does it show it on the package
though? No it doesn't matter it doesn't late so it leaves with the front is the front cycle well I think they showing what they think of the god teaser yeah true that's a good the flike The caramello
can bring the pic Nick Yeah Cadbury drain, the cherry ripe and the crunchy dislike make it on there. Take it or leave it in my eyes. No. Yeah, flike is great. Can you still get fly Kona ice cream. You know I spoke
at a flight 30 cent kinda in the flight. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised what about dairy milk? caramello
it doesn't make it but I'll put it in royalty or God is my it's my God. It's my God. It's not there's nothing better when you find a woman.
Partner mark is my wife woman. She doesn't write these she writes like the the dream white chocolate the old girl and I don't want none different than
that chocolate. But she goes hard on the like the just the chocolate. Someone who likes white chocolate my brother James likes white chocolate. Yeah, Amy's person likes white chocolate.
Bad Taste. In all seriousness.
When have you ever had white like white chocolate for me is always the chocolate that I had. If there's nothing left in the house
I don't mind the white chocolate. People love white chocolate did it say that what I like he's white chocolate melted different it changes it up dude. Like when you're getting white chocolate
chances are it's been hard hard watch over. It's no good. Can we try these? bomb bomb? Yeah, so anyway, thanks, Brian. I just had a Morrow a booster.
I'll go fucking boost
right here. Yeah, so let's just
we're just we're doing a bond bond. It looks like going we're already know I just grabbed it, you might get this
is it definitely wasn't gonna be that testosterone that was raised from the night I was he was doing stuff with these fingers. No.
I do another one do another one
taken by three buddy go. Ready good idea nice.
All right, good. What happened? Hey you do it
the old man who had tomorrow I'll be honest, you have to put yourself so I'll be honest when I was listening to a podcast that Michelle and Zara was on the Christmas binge. Yeah.
And they had this very same segment where they had the whole bond bonds. And I heard I think it was her that grabbed basically the whole thing. That was her tactic. So I was trying her tactic so
I made a video when I was working at kiss, and I got like 30 of these. You don't need another one but I did 3030 of these and I tested all the methods and found the best way to do it. Can't remember I'll find the video. But yeah, so go 321
so I want to get
okay yeah, Say what? Okay, so take
I'll go first
question and answer. Why did the turkey cross the road?
I mean, when you ask a joke like this, you don't want them to actually fuckin answer that. Why? You never want them to really answer because then it spoils. Yeah, so asked me why. I wasn't actually answered. I like your inflection there. Because it was the chickens day off.
My one more question. What a cola lady attached to a washing line. What what
a lady attached to a washing line?
They could have Peggy they could go hey, yeah.
smelling it yeah interesting. I lie on the back the colour we'll do one more latka what are the gifts that we're getting with them? crap? Trash landfill.
Let's have a look but now I'm curious about what like this is all Is this a car?
That's perfect. He got they got they said Chuck but what's this
clip? Now I think it's like a paperclip hope it is it's a plastic clip, right? Can you read this final joke?
What do you call it attached or what have you gotta be kidding me.
who funny I know if I can read this one what do you get a few way to a Christmas decorations?
What tinsel itis
it's funny like that the other day we got a comment. So Wayne Peters sent us an email about how upset and angry he was with how people talk about the decade we'd really hit a sore spot for all that one it was very upset anyway. It's Wayne has now triggered George George's commented on YouTube 97 he was trying to work out where it was from he's looking at the email was that what I was actually looking on Instagram, I was on YouTube.
The thing about the gronk squad they can really trigger each other. And then you've just got an all in bro
which is what we love. And so what did George say George?
What's going on about you wouldn't call 1970 still part of the 60s. You're entering into the first year of the new decade, like 2000 was entering into the 21st century. If it's your 20th birthday, you have finished 20 years and you are beginning year 21.
Yeah, so I realised
you don't. I was trying to work it out was writing him. Yeah, not man. I mean, so Wayne's gripe was that I think we'd give George and wine which their email addresses to each other
can use this platform, because I don't even know
I mean, it's low level shit to worry about. I mean, I remember being a bit of a head fuck thinking about
when a baby before babies one they're not one yet.
Even more of a head foc which I forgot about his birthdate. He's turned I know he's four. I know fed 14 Valentine's Day. Can't forget
That is he turning three. He's turning three this year. But writing is a baby 20 we got pregnant in 2015 Yeah, so we got pregnant 2015. So in my head, he was born just like the baby was here in 2015 because the baby starts growing and then by Christmas is here, and then you go into a new year says like went on another year, and then it gets born. And so I think people are triggered when you say it. The way you were pregnant. I'm hearing mom.
Back off. That's old school. Now it's like, if we want to quality it's a way thing. I know I didn't do in the hard work. But I actually the people that say is that the work thing to say? 100% Why would you not saying you know, it's separating? saying I don't saying we did the hard work. I never say that. I mean, did the hard work we got pregnant.
Yeah, I know. I know what you mean. In Janssen blowing Yeah, bullshit. You didn't do back and nothing. Yeah. And so there is probably a little
Let me find out the some people definitely. I feel like I've heard you say way people push back. No one's push back. I've heard one person who
remember someone else was it Stacy no
way should be Wally should be
the whole community
probably part of it, dude, Australia's me. It's pregnant again. The growth squads pregnant. Yeah. We're having a baby. We're having another girl. What's the deal? Nice seven kilos.
Yeah. Well, okay, so Mila Kunis. She says, Oh, you seem to be father's stop saying we're pregnant. You are not pregnant. Do you have to squeeze a watermelon size person out of your lady hole? No.
Is that a little wary with Mila writing that
blog? I think it was on Jimmy Kimmel. Okay, I see. It's funny. Like I'm just curious about what the actual
I don't know which is right or wrong I could either do I could do I'm happy with both, but I didn't. But it was always funny because when it's like way
you could look at it two ways. The way that Lynn Janssens, probably looking at it is Tommy, you don't have to take credit for everything. Yeah.
Whereas what you're talking is like, no, this is a shared responsibility. Yeah, I can go either way. I just chose to say way in that moment. I'm not I'm not saying that. You're you. I'm, I'm, I'm curious. What would you say?
I probably wouldn't have said that. When I was pregnant. I just reflect on the words I choose to use on a daily basis. No one knows how. I sure don't
choose the words I do. But this is the thing I don't think it's right or wrong, but I think it whenever you say that it always is jarring in my mind. And so yeah.
Anything else? No seven
What's the like? What is the
what's the pro of what Tommy saying? Like? There's a whole there's a whole human online between two people. One really online that doesn't happen often. Is that George today's parent calm.
Wind and Julian spicy. Get there? Yeah. I mean, I couldn't imagine Amy having a problem with it. And she just be like, yeah, I mean this. Yeah, it's so interesting. I mean, it's like, the we're having a baby the more so we're having a baby. That's it. I was thinking birth. So we're having a baby when I'm pregnant. So having a babies differential were pregnant and definitely so you're both having a baby, but you both technically can't be pregnant. were pregnant so we can hide the daily talk. show.com I think this is a good one for the squad. Let's get off with Georgian wine arguing about what fucking century were in
gronk imagine the century chat
So having this amount of issues with the decade I would love to say Georgian wine
I'm sure Lawrence and hook us up Yeah. chichi by Cadiz.
bring the favourites that's for sure. What do you what do you watch the night before Christmas?
Well Christmas Eve we're at a time now where we can start to creating traditions as a family buddies obsessed with Santa now sit like he's is a chip off the block his mom fucking love Santa once we were in a cookie and they do the carols by the sea. And we're walking along and there's Christmas music playing she's crying. She's I love Christmas was just she just has this affinity for Christmas that I don't share. I like the I like the sort of sparkle in the tinsel. You know, it's it's lovely, but I don't like it.
couldn't give talk about presidents
were doing Secret Santa this year. Everyone knows who they've got. Everyone knows who's got who. It's not secret. JOHN, that's not Secret Santa. Let's just you've been allocated this How could you make it fun because you've always had an issue with Christmas no never actually you got no issue like I there's no there's no issue other than I just the care factor isn't there for something that is so below care for other people I love I love like
I love the vibe but I just
do you like Christmas? Yeah yeah, I mean like like when you have a partner is so rude.
Like someone no i locking bucking love Christmas now you know I do this so I said to Bray on Sunday I said you want to go look at the Christmas lights with someone who doesn't like Christmas I that? Yeah, probably cuz I not a big fan of Christmas. We don't like the Christmas lights. The Christmas lights. You've made the argument of why I don't like Christmas.
Oh I just in comparison to someone like me who
stop comparing me to Amy
This is weird. Have you got braids Christmas present sorted?
Have you written one Christmas card? Have you got wrapping paper? Have you done a family mail out? Have you got a photo printed on like your own fucking Christmas? Can you put the tray up? Do you have a tree what you're describing is that
Christmas? Christmas mad dude man that's a that's what you've got. I think that you're focusing too seriously though. Too much admin. I like but what else? Lots on the balcony. No, I thought the start Christmas for me. Letting go on Christmas Day.
Hey, I'm doing it just like it. No, but seriously. Like, oh wait a block of Whitaker's peanut butter. Are you gonna cook for Christmas?
What are you gonna be?
You go, you're going to go to your family. We're going to braise mum's family
cook something for or bring something other than inside the branches we can actually just put these back in. We'll probably bring some hi tiger. Now I think that said you put the point in case in case in point you don't like Christmas like a lot of other people enjoy it. 9070 like Christmas. Yeah, like Christmas
in the room
for four of us in the room doesn't have a mic, but he can put his hand up. Who thinks Josh likes Christmas? Okay.
room. I saw
a kid so
know, why not? Why? Why I think I like Christmas. He's listening to a lot of Michael Buble a tick covers. Yes. Christmas. Old Christmas songs covers
love them because I love covers actually. My old next door neighbour Tommy faith. I think he's the executive producer for unearthed Triple J. And he saw I did a post of Lacroix can that I got I was that just the door opening?
Father Christmas, could you would
you look or account Yeah, the background there was like a version I've been going through listening to or watching all the like a versions on on YouTube, but so microblaze that's one thing. The other thing is definitely on Netflix on Disney plus, or streaming services. I'm leaning towards Christmas style movies.
They are being pushed to us in the fade like as as it is in the top movies. Like anyway,
as a family, I'm starting to we can build these traditions and so we're going to watch a
Christmas movie which is what I was getting to on Christmas Eve What about sir carols by candlelight? I normally watch that I
haven't used because I don't have a TV but I've been to them in the domain they fuckin It is a great in Sydney yeah carols and Carol in the domain oh by the way so there's a channel seven one. And I think that might have already happened to be honest. I mean if you're liking Christmas, you're getting two carols in the divine at 1pm sitting in the hot fucking sun of Sydney and staying there until 1130 with screaming little rodents so normally
he loves Christmas. It ain't me. I don't even know if my wife's at that level. How paint the picture of what Christmas is
25th of December. Yeah, the great day. It is Christmas Day.
Wake up in the morning. Brain may have bought me a new collared shirt.
I put on the college.
I have a nice pair of shorts.
Running gun. Yes, potentially. Yeah.
And then we go and try and find a coffee shop that's actually open on Christmas Day. A lot more opening now because they like what they do. They money money. Dude, did they actually do like
a couple of years ago when Brian I were living in Abbotsford there was it was a bit of a head fact to be honest. Because
Christmas is a time for fighting as well as her brain are fighting because I didn't get her a prisoner was the might have been something around that. But what I remember no it was I didn't want to go ahead. It was very hot. Yeah. And Bree wanted to get coffee. And so she finally was like, Okay, I'm gonna go get the coffee. And so she went and then she comes home like 10
My god that was quick. And she's like, we needed coins because it's like this time of year that we're doing like gold coin donations or whatever. And she said, Can you go back and pick up our coffee? I said why don't you put through the order? And she said yeah, they're going to be waiting there for some I don't think they're gonna and so there was a bit of push back and forth around like I might I don't want to go back there. They know your face. They don't know mine. Like there's so many people that do I say like the two arm and flat wise anyway. So my point is that the Christmas coffee run in the morning, especially being in a city is a sort of a special thing.
Being a bit silly when it comes to eating. Yeah, it is just you do coffee runs daily and you eat silly quite often.
College, the college and the only thing that's
me. I used to wear your
wearing a shirt you're wearing like a shirt and suit tomorrow, aren't you? Oh, yeah. Can we fucking snazzy photo? Yeah, definitely. I mean, I haven't been into suit other than the wedding. The other the other way I'm really hoping was so nice.
What's the shop that you said running gun? Running gun? Thank you. I'm hoping that they can come to the party. It is a it's one of those things where it's like I've said yes to him saying yes.
I love doing things for people.
But then beforehand, I'm always like when the admin so the thing was, it's an isolated time at the most admin. I'll have to
prepare some notes read over some BIOS. Yeah, yeah. Then for more were sort of sign it when you're there. You'll enjoy it. That's the thing. If you're telling me man, she was telling me every night as I'm waiting trace or not, but she knows
Ready so that's why I've been trying to like I know it's been three days of calorie counting just to see if I can fit into my so a bit depressing so anyway anyway let's rotting gun running gun running gun yeah in Doncaster yeah they're gonna hook me up with something they haven't hooked
back to you know least got back to back and it's because I was worried because I asked for home. So did you ask her also sell suits? Yeah I've got a full tailoring section of really yeah they even do like tailoring within David Jones or Maya What do I need to
if I get a certain title it right. What you can get prayed this island Yeah, you can get suit, a pre dance food that will look tailored. It might have it Yeah, it'll be cat but it won't be a little bit fitted. Yeah. You want to fit into it? Yeah. I've got a Ben Sherman. Sorry that I bought five years ago.
Go. And so I can't remember where I was gonna die. Right? Let me finish my cry already Can you look red and a blue suit? I think rendus tell me looks great in a blue shirt.
But I think it's super like blues indeed. If you're wanting to know what dark navy blues they're all in that's very serene To be honest, known as he was that you run gum, road road gum road or from Moscow one
friend of I started that's where I got my wedding. So that's the so you're referring to. There is a real great experience having a tailored suit. You go back to Thailand in Bali, actually. Yeah.
And I am. Alright boys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday the 30th can you finish off just by telling us what what the fuck is Friday the 13th because I always say like, ooh, was I looked up at Friday the 13th fact. Tell me the fact. So it's it's really
When they put up or revealed the Hollywood sign would really Yep. So Friday, July 13 1923.
The life back to the dial. In fact, the Hollywood sign was officially christened as a promotional tool for the new housing development in LA. called Hollywood. Hollywood land. Hollywood land. Yeah, they dropped the land dropped back in the good big land fell off. Have you got a photo of the land?
Do you want to
you don't have to show it or anything just
like the sign that says Hollywood land. And so that relates to the spookiness. What's the spookiness element or like people think it's like the day of Friday the 13th can't do that. 13 being the number that's a bit funny, or is that is that what
he's just found a fact from us. From a guy that landed on the floor. There was a
lot of hotels
Don't have 13 level level Third level 13 Yeah, yeah, six, level six till 666. I don't think so. Anyway, there's some of the shitty jokes that you'll expect on Christmas day if you're in Australia and getting some bond bond. They're doing a favour to doing QR code. Scan here for fun games and trivia. Allah Allah. I don't know. I think that
you guys need to bother with apps. Yeah, yeah. Imagine how much money that remember McDonald's remember the app from the monopoly? That was? I think it's still on my phone and I need to leave. But anyway, thank you tomorrow, guys. Have a good one. Bye.