#378 – The Dandruff Dab/
- June 27, 2019
It’s Thursday and we’ve got some more video messages! We talk about the official gronk dab, getting microscope for tomorrow’s episode and 3D-Dyl’s ego.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show we discuss:
Confessions of a gronk
The official Gronk Squad dab
Getting a microscope
A few more video messages – thank you Molly and Alex!
3D-Dyl’s voice over and ego
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It's a daily Talk Show Episode 370 is Confessions of a gronk I literally just had the thought of good chewy my mouth.
I got from the car, the car downstairs. Mica, mica. Mica, not your car. I got the pink one, you know the bubblegum flavour. Anyway, I'd legit just before we start recording, went to take it out of my mouth and put it onto the table.
I did it. Have you ever done that? I haven't done
when I was a young young kid. I've never done it. It's Oh my god. So this is a memory of a time that I was at this girl's house with an item on that girl now so this girl has nothing to do with it. But I just remember being picked up by my friend's mom. Sure. And it happened there. But where we got picked up from was this girl Natasha's house. Natasha went on to stab someone about 50 times and was walking away from the murder scene. Laughing
not ideal. She was a nice girl. Yeah, ice. Yeah, ice. She actually another gronk move just having a chewy during a podcast. This is why I said it. Not actually take it out. Can we? I feel like would you do you have the relationship with Me Your wife to give her a hand?
Yeah, of course. we've exchanged body bodily fluids might and got a baby out of it.
Sorry if I can't give her my chewy, which is more emotional.
Anyway, so the reason I bring up the murderer.
I think there's people who people have weird filters. She might be completely okay with one thing but not the chewy thing.
Now she's okay with it. Yeah, she does it to me. I do it to her. I've even taken it from her and had it
Yeah, I've done that before me.
Anyway, I remember getting picked up from the murders house and my friend's little sister was there and we were standing at the front just on the street and there was a phone box I mean that is it many phone boxes me anyone still use phone boxes? They all
have Wi Fi now
are that Telstra fucking
air thing that that what does that actually mean? Does that mean that you can actually go up to
NY i. So I spent so long just be furious at Telstra. And then I worked out that you can turn it off so so it's like automatically that habit trying to search for it constantly. like would you like to join the Telstra? Anyway, you can turn that off that function off. Turn it off.
What does that is it like Wi Fi? Is that how it shows up?
It's Yes, like Wi Fi. You can join it but then you gotta pay the subscription. Five bucks a month or something like that. Anyway, I don't know who uses that shit. But my friend's little sister. I just remember her mom saying to her. Where'd you get that? From? Young kids can have chewing gum, right? Like they want it?
Yeah, I kind of have it through my Baba Baba. Oh,
it's because you you do a whole pack?
Yeah. Six indiamart Yeah. Just got a whole pack for a fact. Fridays. I want to do a gob stopper.
Oh, yeah. But I mean, you can't get through it. Well, we better to do like a whole member the tapes of Baba Baba. Baba, Baba.
Baba. Baba. Baba Baba. Yeah.
Yeah, I do like the ad, I do a whole packet of that. This little girl had taken it from the telephone box.
In regards to like, because we had an argument if you didn't listen to the other day, I'd used a sponge on the toilet. And then it was went back to the kitchen. I mean, there's no argument argument would be meaning you actually did try and justify it was the fact that
you're an absolute gronk. And I
mean, the whole thing is I claimed it afterwards. But the thing is, the the amount of germs that are on certain things. Yeah, like I still would say that there's probably more germs on your desk. Then there is in that sponge? Nah, I don't think so. I mean, this if this was a radio show. I'd have to the black line. No way. It's just disgusting. It would be cool. It would be fun to to get one of those. What is it cold? Not a telescope. What a microscope. Thank you. Micro telescope. really small. It'd be cool. Why don't we get a microscope? For let's do this tomorrow for fat Fridays? Can with your permission not?
It's boring. And what am I gonna say? It let's get a microphone. Like it was one that puts out some video and we had that video footage. And we we look at it. What are you doing that voice? I just came to me. I feel like it just was channelling
the thing. That's it inside joke because I was doing a bit of vocal fry earlier. Like, I can't do it. Yeah. Anyway, the I didn't know was called that vocal fry yet to be issue. But when I would I was gonna say is we could get a micro scope, plug it into the computer. And we could get foods that would look great on a microscope, we could actually have it as a feed so we could cut to the microscope. Look at that.
What about even this many things I want to get to before we do something as elaborate? If it's less than $100? Could
I go? I don't
think we should I think we should save our money and spend it on the upgrades we're doing, which is exciting. But
having a microscope in the switcher that we could
I think we have enough like dirty stuff that we can look at. So I remember in primary school there was kids that would bring to school that they they created this thing that had
if I such a waste of money will be used once and will be like that was wireless
USB digital microscope so
with two megapixel camera. No, but it's a 10 it pay $55 on Amazon, if I can if I can get someone tomorrow, but
yeah, I think we should
be spending more on that printer.
Yeah. And how many how great is it? You get one one show out of this before everyone goes that thing is
already on the desk the way that it looks. You could have it on the desk anyway. It's very cool if you type in what? USB mic microscope,
saying I'm saying for tomorrow because you set it up as like tomorrow we need Yes. We can do that because we can get some of your hair follicle. Yeah. But even the danger of the dangerous
dandruff Dad I started a new gronk squad official move is the dangerous dandruff dad, which is essentially you do it you actually told me about it. Well, I told you about it because
I don't need it as much as you. You do. No. Okay, no, here. I don't always wear black. I spent a lot of time wearing white. Yeah, which you couldn't see it right. Sure. you've worn black a lot. I mean, this is probably one of the car keys one of the 10s of shows you've worn some green colour. And I constantly look over and I feel like I end up doing you know, when you see something with someone with something in their teeth, and you start like picking your own fucking tune, because you haven't told them yet. But you like it's I don't know. It's like so subconscious. Yes. But then you start doing hoping that they see you do it. And they're like, oh, oh, hang on. And then they're scratching at it. It's just this awkward situation. Anyway, that's what I do with you because you're dandruff and then we all get it. And so I'm wearing black and I just looked in and I say just a nice dusting. It's not even what is it dandruff? I feel like my be home. My I'd like I I don't have the hair issues you've had in your life. I mean, who does anyone have someone close to them that really suffers from severe dandruff? Like I feel like
is my deal.
Not even see yours is severe.
What is even your severe This is like like he said
in this room that has the most going on. This
is antibiotics is giving him my
Yeah. It made my skin flare up. And it was like really bad right across the bridge of my nose and then across like my upper cheek and then even into the side of my head above my ear. It was just like really scaly, really dry from the antibiotics from the thumb.
I mean, just I'll tell you what, it didn't stop you taking a photo. Now. That's what I appreciate about you deal. You know, you're out there. You're amongst the wilderness taking photos. Yeah. And Mr. 90 seconds trolling you. Yeah, I mean, he's not trolling. Have you seen? Did you not see the most savage comment? It was I, I me rid of that to me, I think and we just lost it. Deal. loves to take get I mean, I can't do it. You can't do what I can't set up the camera and then do a self timer and get like a nice photo posing looking at the camera. I mean, you've done a lot of them. You've done them at the beach, looking at the ocean, you've done them sort of in rock faces. You've done them in like shrubbery. Where else have you done them since you've been here at the front of that table at the front of this table is that out of the announced he's done a bunch of them but so he put one out where he's like in it's almost like a rain forest. It's a it's a Fern forest, Fern forest. And the caption was this classic deal by yourself. People don't have to like you, and you don't have to care. And then Mr. 97 Janssen, which I was very proud. He says, surely the blog taking all these photos will eventually get a feature
was good. It is great. I mean, anyone can get it.
Well, who's taking the photo?
The guy who gets a photo? Can you read? What was the caption that
you just put out? Because it's just a photo of deal, which we can put on the street in the rain forests in the rainforest? Well, no, but once the people don't have to like you, and you don't have to care has nothing to do with what Mason? Mason then said, Surely the bloke taking all these photos? Because he does a lot of them, which is what I said, Yeah, we paint the picture of where the others will eventually get a feature. Yeah, we'll actually get into Fotolia
because I guess it is really good. I guess part of the way that you read the caption, I felt like it was going to be apply on the caption on by yourself like I thought it was gonna be some
deal has been tightened photo sitting episode.
I thought about how I deliver
you into the
I'm sorry, I said if you really gronk to the gronk dab, which if you want to know the official way to let people know that you're part of the gronk squad, you simply cannot be the way ever do live shows dust off your dandruff everyone. It's
funny. Everyone fucking has some version of it. Like Chris being crummy. I know.
Mr. 97 was at the fucking top of our building the other day he had a haircut. He was just getting old like the shavings of hair. Yeah. Cuz you got to where do you go? I went to it's a little hair Academy. What's it called baby hair Academy. Ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba? It's where they take them straight? Oh, yeah.
Teach Kids how to cut. So what do you what do you pay for a haircut? 10 bucks. 10 bucks.
Wow, then so you got one off a kid from
nowhere. This time? I was actually like a demo. So the instructor winning demo in my head. So really what not to do.
So could you request Could you say I want to fade? Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, I was really happy and I am thinning out. Did they did they talk about? Like, I wonder the concern I would have about doing it was that they would say Now see, he's got a very sensitive scalp. Can everyone say how read his scalping? And I feel like that would make me a bit uncomfortable. Yeah. You know, to me, yeah. I remember being 15 years old. And the hairdresser saying, what sort of hair does your dad have? I said he's bald. She is yes. She says, I think you should probably have all the wild hair cuts while you can. 15 years ago actually quite traumatic.
Yes. I don't care anything. You don't say that.
Here. Anyway, talking gronk squad, you put out a request, which was slightly outrageous because the technical requirements, the barrier to entry was significant.
Well, I actually think that if you don't if you can't do a task like this, you're out of the gronk squat. Okay, and that's like it takes a lot to be kicked out
of school. And if you have we take
I mean, first of all, most people are gronk. So everyone's in, but I'm kicking people out.
There is a vibe that so far. The prerequisite is you've got to have like antibiotics like if
all I asked was that people do a little selfie video and say What's up gronk squad and then just give us a little message and shoot it over to height the daily talk show.com
on the Odyssey actually don't think I had it once.
Can we have a diagnosis episode? Yeah, we get someone in? Yeah, looking through as we're doing the inside. And then the very final minute is whether we're all has he got it?
I think that I it'd be interesting because I just have some pimples on my head. And so when I went when it when I shaved my head once. It was a disaster, because I didn't realise how bad it was on my head.
I think if any of us shave their head right now though, it would be watching be Yeah, like yeah, it would look at a place. It's Yes, it's a big scar on the side of my head.
It would be weird. Yeah. So anyway, I just wanted to clarify the flicky last thing. I potentially it's like when I say I've got a day or stuff like that. I've actually never been diagnosed with anything. So as it exists. And so but you you asked for people to email in Yeah, I was absolutely shocked when we received I think few work now we're going to play to you today. We've got some others as well, which we've received later in the day we decided to do a fat Fridays. We're going to see how many more we can get for tomorrow. Yeah,
I need them. I need the gronk squad to roll out
but we've got send them through but we've got two that will play yet. One is from Malaysia. Let's start from with Molly. Molly is based in New Zealand. She has a great Instagram account account we should actually follow I look I looked at her account and realised we went following really but she does very good like videos. Like a filmmaker. Anyway. This is Molly from New Zealand with her message, which she gave us permission to
play I've said on the podcast along with you sending it over guys. Because it that you have to have heard that bit. I also say you give us permission that we might use it in a bit of a video.
Yeah, a bit of a video
a bit of a video.
Okay, here it is. This is
fellow gronk um, it's Molly. Yeah, I am from New Zealand. And I'm currently at university in Oakland. Um, I absolutely love the podcast, Tommy and Josh. I think the conversations that you guys have so real organic, and unscripted is so easy to listen to. You guys have created such a cool community of podcast guest host and also listeners which I think is really special. This 97 don't tell the girl that you need prompting in
3d Dale absolutely love the logo.
And I hope your thumb gets better soon.
Thanks guys and keep it up. You jealous it didn't get a mention
what this what Molly reveals in there is you know the feeling when people are singing happy birthday it
is in you have the party is focused on you. Because it's your birthday. It's my birthday. Yeah. And so you don't like that feeling?
No, no, I like it, but it makes my ears ring.
Wonder if that's like a thing. Wonder what what is biologically happening? When you're when you give someone a nice compliment. I know. Why don't you give me a compliment to?
Yeah, we'll put the microscope up to my ear, and we'll see what it does.
ringing. Yeah, I want you to see the back to your running.
You know, actually, you know what, I'm sold a lot. I want you to look closely at my airport for you.
I'm actually I was going to clean it to not not claim to
me if you've just joined us. If you haven't heard the the episodes, don't worry about it. But we had this thing going on and all of a sudden I have to suck one of these air pods. Molly clean it. Molly No. Thank you so much for that lovely message. It does. legitimise is that I showed Bray I might look like people listen, tell me why. Right. And then we'll just going to like because we had a late night sort of filming last night, got home at nine families babies in bed by 10. And, but these emails was coming through in the evening. And so we got this one from Alex from the UK.
What's happening gronk scored. I want to introduce you to the newest member of gronk squad.
Five days off today.
they are. He's an newborn. It takes an extra level of gronk squad membership yet to have a baby that is less than a week old. feature in the in the video
unbelievable the size of that patch on the baby. You just see how small baby it
actually looks like the patches is big. bets are nice. I love it. So thanks for sending that through.
What you get in return for sending a video is a bunch of our new stickers. Which are just here. Make sure you tell us your address so we can flick them over to you once we once we get
their premium. The thing that I love about them is that the UV protected Yeah. Which means great for putting on the back of cars on like on your car, like yeah, whatever you want. Yeah. So um, yeah, well, yeah, you could stick a bomb.
And I've been sort of thinking about my son because I got a call. Yeah. Which is all it's always the case. It's so unfortunate. Amy, when she's home sick from work. There's been so many times he's been either on a new leaf or homesick when Bodie has done something daycare. You know, he didn't. He knows didn't he's
acting out. No, it just hurts himself. Did he know that mom was going to be home? Why
I told him this morning when I dropped him off. I said, he said, Where's mommy? Like at the daycare? I said she's home seeking bed. And these are and they started going around telling people. And then today he wept his legs or something and it's swollen up and they called me and said, Can you please can you please come and pick up Bodie and take him to? So I just continued for to get through the toilet 123.
So you might find my iPad and my apple watching my MacBook just went off.
Anyway, so I've got to go and I'm yeah, I'm I made the decision to do the show. Which I don't that's
You'll be fine. He'll be fine. We're not when photo of him Didn't you
know, I didn't get one. Okay, I see. Keep me updated. I'm looking forward to seeing a little bruise on these. What happened to his ankle? They're too small to their ankles. They're just fat little things. Yeah, sure.
Okay, well, yeah, you bet you better go. But I will show one annoying character short, very quickly on the Mac. An update. You know how I said about the every time I get a phone call? Yeah. All of a sudden the sound turns on the head when I worked at is it's not just turning on the sound. But it's actually pressing play on the content that wasn't being press, like play on originally. That's a real problem.
I mean, this is one person should be able to figure it out. It's you. Yeah, I can't figure it out.
Yeah, I mean, that's one thing. We've been doing the last few days we've been working with a charity that works with this be connected government programme where it takes people over 50 and teaches them about,
yeah, iPhones, iPads, technology. They're only in business. Because when when these people call their nieces and nephews, daughters and sons, they're like, man, I don't want to have it. I'm not helping you.
Yeah, exactly. Well, and the funny thing is that the instructor was saying one of the biggest issues was password, people passwords.
Everybody. I mean, we had a half an hour conversation about passwords, and I worked at the people that push back on password programmes. Yes. They just having it's a live conversation, because there's multiple areas that you need to dive into, because they're just sitting one part of the multiple the conversation is layered, right. And so yeah, anyway,
anyway, that's being interesting. So we were in Ballarat today. Yeah. Which was really cool. Gold Rush town.
We didn't really get to see much of it.
You know, but it would be good. We were initially going to say let's do a show. From there. worked out better just to do it here yet, but we should definitely at some point. We need to do a show from sovereign Hill. Yeah, for people who don't know is a gold rush. What do you what do you call 1800? Yeah, like museum like a heritage. And
it's it's like it's an Emmy. It's
like it's a gated off place where you pay to get in it's an it's a tourist attraction with I've kept you know what, what was once a goal mine so you can actually go down into it like they didn't build it just because it's there, you know, for for the tourist attraction. So they've preserved a bunch of stuff. But then they've got people dressed up in old Gold Rush era clothing. It's amazing.
Like during school camp we were it was epic.
Well, I just think about is the girls dresses, how bloody annoying like you take the whole thing off the out of the toilet area. out there thing
if you've listened this far, thank you. Please take a screen grab share it on Instagram. Or if you're in a cool location. We actually did this today we're listening to gronk of the show. Gemma who was on shameless his podcast, Queen gronk. And so we did a video of us yeah, in the I 30. listening to the show. So doing stuff like that for the daily talk show was helpful. And so it so we know that you're listening.
I also want to kind of check in with deal. I mean, how many sleeps for sleeps away from your announcement, which people think theme to come through with, you know, looking forward to wonder what's gonna be the biggest
issue I have is actually going to be outdoor. What will try to fit three day deals? Because I think that's
one of our ceilings, too.
It's gonna be a huge shoot.
I've been keeping a close eye on you, man. I've just been trying to just work out what I'm doing just watching it.
Yeah, I'm smart. I, cuz nobody knows.
I mean, not only that, but he's getting. He's getting requests from our listeners, whether he does voice overs, and I actually heard his mouth last night. Just thinking like, this could be something maybe in five years, I could just be doing this guy, the voice? Yeah, this is out of control. Very quickly, before we go. Mr. 97. You had an idea today that I think is quite interesting. He rolled his eyes. So he's he's
thinking, should I do?
Tell tell TJ where was I? Because you're, I think you're in the car, just hanging in the customer centre. So the idea is based around people talking about the future, because we're hearing all these elderly people talk about banks and money and all that sort of thing. And what I was saying was, I really think that in the future, the blockchain stuff could be really interesting for podcasting. And then, Mr. Nice, Evan brought up the idea of a gronk coin. coin. Right. gronk crypto cryptocurrency. What do you think? I mean, I don't even know where to start. How do you create a currency? That you talking them? Yeah. Why do you talk like that? What do you mean?
That's a good voice. We could do a funny, maybe you could do voiceover maybe we could start a little voice. That could be fun. Yeah, absolutely. Do it. We could do the bit of this one option. I've got nothing. You've got to go collect ticket. It's a daily talk show. Hi, the daily talk show.com if you want to send us an email, please. screengrab if you're listening right now, wherever you are, if you're walking if you're driving, if you maybe even an upline, don't screen grab if you're driving your drive. Yeah.
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There we go. It will say tomorrow guys Hey guys.