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It's a daily Talk Show Episode 368

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Oh my god, you forget the memory the goldfish did. We just had a whole discussion in our studio. That's right. So we were in a brand new studio. I've just plunged my coffee. I get that sort of mid morning, just that little rumble in the belly. You know if you're on the train right now, if you're going for a run you thinking just a bit hungry. You know, it's that time of morning,

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but I definitely it's funny you bring that up because I mentioned I put it in the Asana to talk about snacks

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yet, I'm all for talking about snacks if it means that on those days where you're doing your whatever 500 calories you actually need something because you grumpy is fuck

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that what I just I woke up this morning, and my TomTom was nothing like it wasn't like I had speedy bummer. And the thing I was fine, but it was just I had a I just felt a bit unsettled. It's like when you wake up at four o'clock. like to go to the airport. You have that sort of the feeling and the make like a like a bacon and Egg McMuffin

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ever had a coffee baby. Yeah,

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so I've got the that's why I was so wired during our Oh, yeah, yeah,

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I got pumped during our week. So every morning we do like a stand up was a WeChat. a work in progress. Yes. And so I'll get pumped this morning. Yeah. Good stuff happening. Yeah,

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well, on our Instagram account people have been the gronk squad is starting to become more active. Yeah, unleash unleash the gronk squad but you're spending more and more time on social media now. Yeah.

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So I've been going to the gym at night time. Just because Josh Atkinson and I were chatting on the day and and he's got a baby that's almost similar aged about him as a baby.

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I think they become Yes, baby.

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Yes. Similar aged about equal. I'm still a baby. You are still a baby. I mean, this is an infant. Yeah. Actually, what's an infant classed as what's the age range of an infant? I should know this. Based on clothes and the shitty by it's all got the right Ryan genuine. He's wearing four year old clothes and he's fucking two. Is it really? He's a beast. He's a disease. Is he the big rugby player?

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She think

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I'd be I wouldn't call. I wouldn't call a kid. Like a baby. At that age two, three, when they overweight they just fucking store and

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I have a fit. I have a theory that if you're a fat, little kid, if you're a fat Baby, you have a good better metabolism when you're older. You'll be lean. Yeah, cuz I was a real skinny little baby yet. And my friend Carl Hobson, who could never drink a whole glass of coke remember him yet? I always get angry because I'd give him a big glass of coke. And he couldn't finish it couldn't finish it. Kyle was a fat baby. Yes. Very sort of skinny boy. Yes, man.

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Okay, okay. Well, I was a skinny kid. And I'm still

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pretty skinny baby though.

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Um, I mean no. Similar to body. Yeah, I guess but do it differently not fast. Let's say that. He's just got a few roles. I like to say that. I love it that he doesn't know like I'm even me when I pinch my stomach. Sometimes I even like pull my pants over my stomach. It makes me feel better. I was my favorite

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thing to do.

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It's why Spanx have taken off. It's why Lululemon clothing feels so nice. That's what I actually

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I don't know if I'm the only one but I use my undies band as a space. So I'm sure I was. I was I remember my mom teaching me. Yeah, when I was young, because when you are a little bit overweight, you tend to not know where your waist is. So I remember whenever I get highlighted when I ever ever Shibboleth or the minute, I thought that I always thought like my, my waist or whatever, was sort of where my gut finished. And I would always be I remember, you know, I can the devil whatever we get fitted for a suit. Yeah. And that always surprised me with it's like right near sort of the belly button. Yeah, I was definitely a kid growing up who when I'd wear my board shorts. I was like, over belly button. Yeah.

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Where the T shirt. Yeah, he was near an Audi I'm in any nationality out he's a match rare these days. Show hands play deal.

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You are now at any

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any Mr. 97. I'm still confused. What is it? What is the enemy of psych? You know, how does this know? Any belly button? Or an RTD? belly button? I don't even know you're in. Yeah, you're in? Yeah. Okay.

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So you understand now?

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No, I don't think so.

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I just remember seeing kids at primary school when I when I was in private school without ease my brother.

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More likely, I think to maybe have a hernia? Like it Really? Yeah. Because the Y know my bro Jake, you could like there was a point where it's like, he's like, feel this. I'm like, wow, he's like, yeah, that's my intestines.

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I think if not, I think it's been tested.

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And not God get a hernia is is a sort of split in fasher or something that allows like the the lining of we're in test on seat and intestines can come out. But we're talking about a belly button. Yeah, about knees. Not in test on coming in. I

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know. But what I'm saying is I recommend that people without ease are more likely to have any as Can you look that up?

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Because I don't know if they're in relation to each other. So I've cut I've cut bodies and biblical cord. Talk. It's so cool. Just thinking about like, did you hear us now and just doing these things that were just so we the time like I cut the doctor was like the nurses, right? No, no, I don't think he's time the doctors like not letting cut. It was really nice.

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Because he just wanted these fucking guys over my shoulders. But this isn't.

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This isn't my hand, but I am he was bleeding out of it. And the doctor was all cool with it. And the nurses were like, you know, I guess you want nurses to be fucking their bit penny. But I had faith in the doc here. Just

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do it when wins my bit.

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You like the kid? I didn't know I didn't even it is the most fucking surreal experience. This is shit happening here. Your baby coming out of a vagina. It's fucking crazy. Anyway, the baby comes out. And then he's like Hannah, and I caught it. And it just kept like better. It was lovely. It was like,

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can you design any yarn?

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I don't know. Because then they like they put like a clamp over the little clamp over the beat of the biblical chord and then over the next couple of days it falls off when

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you learn that that's what you do. directly at the beginning. Everyone just had their umbilical cord still attached

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to the placenta.

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Like it's this fucking walking around with it.

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Dude, it's full on. Did you see the placenta? No, but you should see it because you have to give birth

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to what people do like crazy. So they put it in cakes and shit

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attached. And then it's the big thing at the end, dude. It's, it is the most amazing experience. Fucking so cool. That's why you should just try it. Have a kid. It's lovely. I had a moment last night buddies in the bath. And he was just seeing 123459 and 5678 910 singing that song doesn't know the words in the middle does not No, not at all. I can't remember that. But I've had this moment looking at him. And it was like a movie. It was flashing between the birth sweet and him coming out and just the fucking feelings. And then this kid now who is talking and just, he's a little human with a personality and I was like, started tearing up. I'm a fucking emotional wreck now that I'm a parent, big baby and some sort of tease coming out and then all of a sudden he's got this cap and he's just going

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and he's putting it over his dick and saying Dickie

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obsessed.

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Obsessed with my dick when I was a kid. Do you think he pushing it on it?

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No, no, he he had a company was just like doing this.

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How did he

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like it? I don't know. They just know Dickie and fucking It's crazy. I remember you're calling

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it a Doodle

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doodle key but I my for

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years. I thought it was a china based on. I thought Fanny was short.

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For

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No, not at all. But yeah, the T's turned to laughter

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and it was just a fucking amazing moment.

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Any any word? Yeah.

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Okay, so So two things. The umbilical cord just dries up and falls off if you leave it on. Yeah, that's how they realized that you could just cut it off. Just drop the benefit of cutting it off. Do you think but

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you have to have the

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carry around with you. Yeah.

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It's like a Bolden. Yeah,

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it does make sense.

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So draw it up and fell off. And they're like, we don't know. I mean, like, we talked about the people who realize the first things in existence in the world. Like, that was a very long time ago. We've been here very long time. So that would have been pretty quick that they worked it out. eating it back in Bangkok, but

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there is there's nutrition. You know, like I think people like I was saying before, I think people might take some shit out of it. Yeah,

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I mean, there's a direct correlation between people who use Jade eggs and

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I can say quite popular. Well, the Chris and maybe crystals and

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definitely, definitely Chinese medicine. No, actually, no,

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I think it's probably more likely. I could imagine. Imagine our friend Stacey June doing like a plus center on the you know, you can have like a Yeah, what's it called? Like a brace? Yeah,

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like fucking plus, I've got no issue with it. Eat eat what you want. Your placenta? It's um, it's the what's what's a bit weird is like when it's just stored in the freezer. Because then there's a wedding cake. Yeah, you have to understand if you would doing anything with your own placenta people will probably because it's not their own. Like, who hasn't picked their nose? Who

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hasn't fuckin but you don't put the snot in the freezer. That's what you say. Yeah,

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but what I'm saying is the the the weakness ease into you don't have the weakness to the thing that's come out of your body. Mostly. Yeah. When it's an external person. It's fucking

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it's like people can stand their own smell their own shit

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or fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know you really in trouble if you disgusted by your own?

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times where it feels like it's not even you.

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Was that one day? Yeah.

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It's a The worst thing is when you actually start realizing the smell of someone else's fat. Like, I don't have it with any of you guys, thankfully. But I've had people in my life where I'm like, like, I reckon I could tell you the smell of my brother's phone. Really? Is it?

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What is the age? What sort of diet and I don't even think it's anything to do with

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I maybe had something probably has something. But it's more just like it Fiverr

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its weight anyway. Anyway, anyway, I get it. I definitely like kids I grew up with

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Yeah, it's because he just gronk fat

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sort of mixed in it yet. Every kids like the families would all have in the laundry detergent. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. So you mix that with their fat. Yeah. The family smell

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seven second thing about the any Addy? Yeah. So an umbilical hernia occurs when a part of the intestine bulges into the belly button through a weak spot or hole in the wall of the belly. Usually, this causes a small empty belly button.

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Okay, so you're saying I don't

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know who have allergies? halfway there, too. I don't know.

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I don't know if that's correct. Because what he's saying is the hernia so I've trained a bunch of people, you could see the hernia, fat men, fat men with sort of protruding Yes, belly buttons. I had a client that had a protruding belly button. The unhappy body also had fact hernia. So maybe that was the causation of the atty. Yeah. Which that you're in trouble. What I'm saying is I don't know if is, if if you're born with an hour to you means you're going to get a hernia there.

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I think that may be if you have an hour it you're more likely to say it

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would say what

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if you if you have a hole in the backyard of your house, you probably more likely to one day have a pool. Okay, and that's my point is it's not like, just because you got a big hole in the backyard in the backyard doesn't mean guaranteed to have a pool. But everything's sort of fucking they're ready for it. Anyway, you

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know what, if you got to pull me back, God, you're not getting good on you

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with the wearing your pants at a certain level. Yeah, today. I decided to I was going to wear different jeans. Yeah, you've mixed it up. No, no, they're actually that these are the same, because I've been wearing much I

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guess you've been wearing similar to my ones here. Yeah,

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yes, I've been wearing chinos. And then I've got two pair chains. Both bought at the exact same time, same shape, brand, all that sort of thing. And I couldn't believe how different and the reason that I had to sort of switch it up was because these ones I was sort of had my hand sort of on my crotch or whatever. So leaning. There's a fucking hole. They've had a bladder. Yeah, I've got a hole underneath. And I think it's from my I think it's probably my walking maybe. Yeah, okay. Anyway, because I walk into work. And I

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think if you repeated James from walking out furious

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if you think about how else that's more likely

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you like his Soulja that Lyft he's laying out real high.

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How else do you think it would happen?

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Just bending over

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that much. Yeah, but maybe I was thinking maybe how I opened my legs wide when I drive. I mean, what do you mean, it's gonna happen from something? And I wonder I wish I had the moment which you have a photo of you doing a fly kick. When I was taking photo shoot, I set up and there's one photo one frame where he's pants of fine and then the next frame this is flips they've actually caught the moment I blew out so many of those drop

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crotch pants. You'd think you'd fucking have less chance of blowing out when there's more material. material. Randy crotch? I think

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I am on the fence with the drop crotch. Yeah,

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but I don't look good on you. I think I may have never want to buy No, but they wouldn't have you know, like, I just don't think he could swag them back. I don't think he just by yourself. I don't think he carries. I just

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look like I shit my pants. Yeah, I think nappy

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I don't know you've got us. You've got to look. And I'm not saying that. I think by saying that you look bad in them. Isn't that offensive? I just think you know you look. Yeah, you more of just sort of the straight line God. Yeah. You know,

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and that's not sort of straight line. That's sort of definitely

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not like I had I struggle getting into them. But I was encouraged by my wife. And I think I can now pull them off.

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What was she saying? These will go to you because

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I was like this hard change? Like a baby. Yeah, now I sort of realized it's bit of an asshole thing to know. Like,

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if there's one thing that I can't wear if it's drop crotch fight crush your crotch. That I think it's crunch I think crunches of the things that you have when you cry out crutch. I think

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it's crutch.

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I remember it was a big thing. backing that up. But anyway, my jeans I couldn't believe how different they are based on not having worn the much so I couldn't end up wearing it because they were like skinny. These are like skinny jeans. But they're a little bit like feeling. Yeah,

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I know. There's like a little bit less

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elastic denim and so I just didn't feel confident. I felt like a fucking

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bang on. So you're saying apple and Steve. They've been washed? Yeah,

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you're saying is you saying I haven't worn them that much. I'm one of them in here. So they've they've got all the same color. These ones are where you have lighting? Special sections. Yes stuff. Where I kicked my phone or wallet. Yeah.

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at the gym last night. I don't know if you saw my the Insta story. Yes, the gronk who left a Lacy pair of underwear just next to the cross trainer.

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There is a sense I mean you went at the Richmond

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now I have a theory though.

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Or Jesus after

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it was light it was light so there wasn't many people around

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but I was thinking you know when you wash clothes and things get caught in your car so you might like lose a socket in in Eugene but then you James on and then you fucking shake out a socket from the BB that's what's up Yeah, but I mean I spoke about and I missed like maybe it was a guy that did that. You know like a bigger pair of Jay a bigger pair of like tricky pants. And then you know he's miss out doing the you know doing the washing together.

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Together hot miso at the gym. Yeah.

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Or Yeah, I know you can get a real sick with the thinking of it.

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Probably just some big bloke of that accident. But it could have also been orgies after hours. Definitely not

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it'd be boys underwear because it's most likely that the guys are getting at it in the Danny What do you say that just because it's it's it's more of a chance, then more of a chance.

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Fitness first rich Mandel

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at any of the gym.

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like more of a culture of it. How about Christian How long? He's He's no. Yeah,

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this is more def. Yeah. Like it's, it's it's no wonder. And one of the other things that I noticed, which was I was right up to the closing point. So I left the gym at like, I had a shower. I pushed it a walk past and I said the guy how long we got. You said, Matt, you look really fast. He's like, Oh, my we got like, minimum 10 minutes. Max. Maximum 10 minutes was a sweet enough time for a shout. I didn't say that. Because he would have panic. Yes, I walk straight in had a shower came out. But I just felt this intensity from the person that's closing the business. And we had this the other week.

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was at KFC, KFC.

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KFC. so

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disappointing to say that kind of say is disappointed many times. It's so it's like very dirty. It's always been very dirty. But we went to it because we were driving into town. And it was just after we did the episode, the big strawberry, we needed to upload, and there was nothing else happened. And so it was 10 o'clock. It was after 10 just before 10 if

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there's McDonald's, KFC or that sort of like, isn't that just the assumption that you have to like, provide food until you close?

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This is the thing. And this is where where I'm going? You're open? You're open? Yeah. And I've worked in gyms and I've been probably the kid that's wanting to sort of get you know, everyone wrapped up and out. And you try. It's always the thing is, you probably paid until 1030 you're probably doing time sheet but

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this thing about like, especially in the ones that are taking money, they're thinking of account material, they probably have policies around count material until everyone's gone that

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this is the weird thing where as I've got older, I look at that and think like it's your job. If you're getting paid, like don't transfer the anxiety that you're closing on to the customer. Like just from a business perspective. It's not good. Yeah. It's you know, if your brand is what people say about you, we're not talking well about a ship. Yeah.

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Okay. If say the criticism, there was no singer burgers. Ah, it was

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around. She said to me, what do you like, we don't have much I was like, I'll have that. And she said, we don't have it. I said, Well, maybe the better approach is you tell me what you got. Yeah. Just take control of this for strips.

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You know, like it was very pathetic, wasn't it? Yeah.

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And then said the thing around fast food is if you're open, aren't you open? Like your menu is fast. Your menu is like coconut. Yeah,

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like the idea. Like how hard is it to put a couple extra chicken strips.

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I wonder? And I say do I reckon the person who owns KFC Chevron will be furious to know this. I think it's the rich dude, the old man that lives in shit that has the private jet. But

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do you think potentially from a business point of view, they're like, we're sick of having so many chickens? Why the fuck you guys cooking? So I'm a chicken strips. When there's only 10 minutes left in until we call a

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mortar right?

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But imagine like, Can you walk to KFC? I knew that. Any food? I mean, I remember I worked at McDonald's for two months. And I remember that they'll pretty specific around you couldn't eat like shit like you had to put it like if somebody wanted there was like a beam was the sad thing of a saint like it was I actually got trauma from

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it that put trauma cuz you wanted

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it cuz I put full like males. That's Uh huh. Yeah, we can't put in the beta. Yeah, that was outrageous aside. Anyway, I just feel like if there was a policy where it's like, hey, like if you work a bike as to why I had a friend growing up that worked at Baker's, like the amount of bread she would get. We're actually talking to three day deal about a sister who works in a bakery. Yeah.

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What's it going? What? Yeah, what is it? superstore? bakery? Yeah,

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I always liked the names. Yeah, in Canada.

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Well, it's like a Woolies or whatever she works in the bakery section. Yeah, one criticism of words and cones around the butcher. They won't, or very rarely will they cut a piece of meat, like a lamb. So say if you buy a lamb, and it's too big for our pressure cooker. If you go to a local butcher, you can say can you cut that in half? Yeah, I've walked around Coles and Woolies before being like, Hey, is there anyone who can cut this?

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It's a premium. So you pay a premium local butcher, but that's what you get. Yeah.

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Anyway, per day, do your sister works at a bakery? Yeah. And one of the one of the perks that you get at the bakery,

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like we get a discount, like a friends and family discount at the grocery store itself. Okay, which is now

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what's the percentage and does it work out? Because you're the coupon King? Does it still work out better not going to the soup is what is it called a superstar superstar superstar. superstar? superstar. It's actually the real Canadian superstar real Canadian? Of course, it is. I think everything's the real Canadian here is just quickly as the basketball game is going on today. I have to double check that because I love jumping on a bandwagon. I know. I just, in fact, there's so much and when you get four blokes watching basketball, yeah, we're all yelling at each other trying to explain what they're doing there. That's the thing there. And I think of the definitely we're going to definitely say guy this way. Anyway, so you get a decent what's the discount that you get from the Canadian? What is it called? say one more time? The real Canadian supers, the real Canadian superstore? What discounted?

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I think it's 10%. But it's 10%. So pretty standard employee discount across most places in Canada.

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And so just did you sister ever bring home like,

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she'll bring home cookies, cupcakes, sometimes cake? cakes, good loves loaves of bread sometimes? what's what's the what's the best? Do you think employee benefit that you know?

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I reckon this one's pretty good. I've got a mate who worked at Qantas. Not even like in wasn't a flight attendant was in the pilot. It was just like he was working in the points sis like program like a loyalty thing. Good area. For five years, he would get on the standby. And it's at like, they pay something like they pay the taxes. Yeah, that it's 10% of the fare. Well, yeah. Yeah. And so it's like how cheap and so you could fly business class and it would normally cost three grand to LA No, like we're like say return Yeah, five and a half or whatever. I think

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Jason's cost 550 bucks and it's amazing and then you just fly like the sit around I love lounges

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like airport like

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I know someone who had was on this or heat night or you got put onto a standby flight, because he knew someone was like he just got onto it. But he rocked at the airport three days in a row and didn't get the fly like that. Ya know? It like the thing is, it's like the luxury get not definitely so yucky. The flight the luxury you get from being on this list is great. Like, Apple is all right, the tip I think you get 15% I got

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25% I think there's like once a year you get one opportunity for 25%

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I thought it was like a this is a cash amount that it adds up to that you can spend it anywhere got a girlfriend from years and years ago. Josie now you seven after you seven Lexi Apple Apple wouldn't have been opening when you were no no Definitely not. But her little bro. I'm sorry means later working at the Apple Store.

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Right was a Genius Bar guy.

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I don't know now you must have been just turning around so just had an iPad. How

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many? How can I help anyway,

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he helped me really got me the discount. Which was like it was a two and a half thousand dollar laptop something which was 10% off.

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Do you still have ease as he does? What does he work?

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It's much harder to get it now. It's a bit yeah, you gotta really they've got a really good Oh, that's right. Because Amy's housemate can share with the Kenyan lives in London now. He worked at the Genius Bus

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at Amy's house. My old house my old house. Yeah, yeah.

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But yeah, when we first met Kane, he he worked at the Genius Bar, but it was all about having to he had to get it was not as easy as what how I did

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well growing up what was what were the the premium jobs

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have any fucking not even grown up?

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So I'll give you an example. In the southeast, working at LD when LD opened up in endeavor hills as like the talk of the school was made but we're talking 22 bucks an hour. Yeah. And yet to sit down are because

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they sit down. Yeah. Which

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with anything like that. 97 I think? Yeah.

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To the lady years of high school. It was LD, like office works and stuff you get 20% off as an employee

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movie. Like what about like village cinemas? I feel like that was a really cool one.

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If if you're a police officer or something, you get free movie. So you Yeah.

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And you get Molly, Molly. Yeah, that's true. And I'm pretty sure you get big discounts and I'm fast food actually Joshua. Joshua we get in first Yes. utilize that fuck out of Molly's it takes a badge to the yes

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yeah my life you can make some calls to the Collingwood McDonald's. But I remember that because a good thing is especially when I worked at the worst McDonald's in Australia called dumped in McDonald and I had the last shift I ever did was I was working in drive through and I've told this story before but if you if in your rant here, okay. But I I was serving in the drive thru. And we had a few what I would describe as junkies in a car.

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The bet the worst combination Yankees? Yeah,

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exactly. Can I have a cat McClary? I said, Sorry, we don't do cat McFarlane. I think so. Maybe

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it was the desire the dream Dream big.

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I said I want to fly right. Am I getting real fucking aggressive? anyway? Yeah, then spray me in the face with with Windex. Oh, yeah. Couldn't tell my closing the fucking thing And anyway, so that was a good it was a great excuse to say that man Damn, I'm not doing anymore.

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I'm glad you did it though. Because you're having a job when he young is important. I think

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the the soap that they use at McDonalds is still the soap that was like being used back in the day. Because I know like when I wash my hands at a McDonald's other than the one in there was a cherry

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fucking berry that lady Jerry side but the Mac is very the lady that you know what the soap from Mac is smells like it just means you spend way too much time now. But you know, like, I get it. I get it. Yeah. This is a physicist has been pretty consistent.

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You know what I mean? Yeah, sure. The, actually, that's one thing I'd like to do was

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give blood. Yeah, it's Yeah,

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it's good. We could hide into a fat Friday because when you give so I used to train this guy who is like, there's a bit of a gamify get, you can gamify it. So you can do so many donations that you get like these plaques and shit. So one of my clients, Robert, he was a serial Dominator, such a lovely guy. He brought me in matzah bowl. Jewish Jewish guy. He was there for the trophies. Maybe. But he's also there

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is the fact that there's that you're pushing the plaque says,

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Well, I think it's fit for people out there if there's if there's anything so what do you say though is like I love the food after. So you get saucy roll? Party pies 3d the I don't know if you'd be able to that. I'm wondering a Canadian citizen. I don't know. I don't

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it as a Canadian. I can but myself. I don't think I can because of what I've gotten my tattoos.

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No, it's within it. The rule is have you been to a brothel? In the last six months? Have you been Have you had six months?

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If it's six months, and yeah, okay.

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Is that really a thing? Yeah.

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So you go through a like a list? What's

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the difference between having sex and having sex for money, like giving money for sex?

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And I think it's just, I don't know, it could be a high chance of sexually transmitted disease.

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The whole list of things illegibility? Yeah.

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It's talking about unprotected sex. It's talking about

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disease.

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If you've been in England, in between, yeah. Also,

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something around. I don't know how to fight homosexual sex, gay sex. It was like something around that. Yeah. Have you been actively something around that anyway? This was very, a lot a lot of years ago. And, yeah, so you chocolate milk after orange juice. You gotta get that blood sugar back out. So there is something we could like. I went in there when I was young and did a segment and we filmed that never edited it. It was a record. I've got it somewhere. Right. on a hard drive one of the 30 highlights I've got Yeah. And so we could probably pull it out. But it was me getting my blood done. And then so I contacted the PR person. And then she she was great. She so I'm sure that that would let us actually do the daily talk show from the seat so you get back seats. Take your blood, they get whatever plasma dead. No, no, it's

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Is it a sonar needle? Yeah,

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it's pretty easy, but they put it in then you just like all you're thinking about is the clock. I'm just I mean, that's so far away. You gotta give so much blood so much, but to get there. So that's like a I've got my commitment.

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How often Can you do it? So 97? What's the whole give us the rundown moments? Yeah,

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so over 18 under 70 you can't have it have to have it. You can't have had a tattoo in the past four months pregnant or giving birth have a heart condition low in iron ore lived in the UK for a total of six months or more between January 119, 90 and 1996 as somebody engaged it at risk sexual activity in the past 12 months, so there's

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no drugs Yeah, okay. They've definitely changed that drugs and

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recreational drugs and then going overseas in the four months before your donation. Yeah, I reckon that Yeah, I reckon the US

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overseas one.

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That's it again.

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You kind of gone overseas in the four months prior to giving your blood so

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I do couldn't do it. I can definitely cannot do it. I guess that was it. I went to America. Yeah.

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Interesting. Yeah,

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but I think

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it's so good. Like it is a really good thing. I remember the they have this bus that drives around Australia and others in shepherd and it would like rock up and you could just go down there it's

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really good. Do you remember? Did any of you guys get your tonsils out? That

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I just got my wisdom teeth?

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What do you get your tonsils out? I didn't my brother Jake did though and I remember you talking about the food offering reminds me of me wishing that I'd get my tongue was jelly cuz he got ice cream and jelly for breakfast. And it was celebrated everyone was so nice to Jackie okay it's just this I don't want to eat anything even want to add

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my

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mind to Why don't I get my tonsils out my Josh

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you don't want that?

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have ice cream? No Josh

33:24
got a very funny message from weddings by Jess who follows us on Instagram and listens to the show. She said I had to stop myself laughing on the train. When you were talking about dads being basic just from yesterday.

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She said my dad's favorite snack in the world is licorice. Your thoughts

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are true. Another interesting fact about licorice gives you high blood pressure. Why don't I take look it up? 97 but I know that that is a common talking about basic dad conversations. Yeah, it's like I went to the doctors the other day that couldn't bloody believe my blood pressure. And that turns out not to licorice.

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I've been eating too much licorice.

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Well, if you just have licorice, you can sort of push it up to make it look worse and it needs What are you finding there? It says what's

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sugar it so it's got some acid? I've got no idea how to say that. which sets off a well understood chain reaction of biochemical events in the body resulting tie blood pressure.

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Isn't it amazing? This is

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such amazing. Do you mean NSA? Nah, it's Glycyrrhiza. cynic. Got it? Yep.

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Interesting. Yeah, that's weed. So if you if you got high blood pressure, rating the fat

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face it's settled down your licorice.

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Why so angry? It's because if I can, they're eating licorice and just getting fucking yelling at the kids. And

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speaking of fat Fridays it is tomorrow. Yeah,

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we asked what we're doing.

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We don't know yet. But what we do now is in a week's time, we will be having cookies from Alexandra. This is amazing. she emailed us and said, Guys, I'm inspired by Marianne, who did you Uber Eats in a surprise order. Perfect. I bake cookies. And I want to give you some cookies. This is

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so 97 brought up a good point before we started the show. Yeah. She just posting them to us. She said that she she said what's your address? Because I think I'll just mail. probably easiest way to get them. Have a great day.

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And that's good. Yeah, I mean, I've never received cookies in the mail.

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Food I guess she can do I guess hi target wouldn't have a business if they couldn't fucking

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Yeah. deliver food. Yeah. I mean, I appreciate the effort going to because I know what it takes to mail merge. Yeah,

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I've already done that yet, or when's that?

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happening today? We can probably send Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's Yeah, sauna. Okay. Yeah.

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Perfect. That's good. So everyone should be getting the people who the gronk squad who won the hat? Yeah. That should be getting him in the next like five days or something?

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Yes. And your video I am in the video of you. And as trolling you have a 2000 calorie Stitcher. Yeah.

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I mean, it's,

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it's done. Well.

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I think it's, I think it resonates with both sides of the fence. Those who could smash that amount of lollies without a problem with me. Yeah,

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we got that guilty. Pleasure, that trait that we could just go to town on if no one's looking. Or if everyone's around to

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do you know what? It used to be for me? I've had many, but the one that not

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only if it I think it's just it is added to the list. Yeah, that you still get this one's really bad.

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But mom made cupcakes once. And there was in the fridge. The container of icing? Oh, no, no, just a cheat. You know how people treat peanut butter and they get it like that's what I was doing. And I was at like, I finished the whole thing on it was actually like, my ease of the rain. Every time I had it was so much shit my my blood sugar levels went south was like

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it was delicious. It's not good. Anyway, we'll work Sara

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Lee, I think was the brand. It was it was like files. So what are we doing tomorrow? Yeah, we'll work that out today. We've still got 24 one other thing before we go my Neck Beard. My beard in general it's all over the place. My shaver takes double A batteries so I need to put it in a sauna to

37:30
withdraw battery so we've actually got some that you can take out

37:32
Yes. In fact, that would be good

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because we've literally built out a business to cater for you.

37:39
I appreciate it. Well we need to sort out the snacks but today we also we also have the property manager coming to our apartment to some things I thought you talking about these no stress no stress

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no nothing

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I mean the great studio that we've built yeah and the great value added value yeah show

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and the fire protection people came and Mike they'll find with it all yet. But I the last time a few years ago when I had a property manager come to my house you would have I was in Auckland and Bry was she was at work yeah. And the property managers came over and we basically have we had the two security cameras that we have here are temporary cameras here we had it in our apartment and so I just when I was in Auckland just jumped on being like I wonder what like others motion I wonder if it's them yeah, I had no intention of watching the whole thing but before you know maybe I'll just hear what they say. And say that was saying the first out complimenting so like can I claimed this for especially for us because this is ridiculous

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that you guys do well Bry keeps pretty touchy

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Yes. And so but Bry was she was always really severe like pick up the clock like it was such a good excuse like the proper pretty managers coming tonight make sure and I know nowadays it's like no fucking looking for how much laundry like Bry would even like empty the bucket she couldn't even have like lot anything in the laundry basket as if like we can't let them know that anyone leaves it looks like

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IKEA display so

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but the great thing is we we heard a conversation where they were like are the property manager was saying our I think we could easily they got to my podcast set up I had it at the time microphones and production stuff and I got this is nice. And they're like I think we could up there rent and I think that's going to be a problem. And so basically I knew that they were going to up my rent and also they were saying how claim we are and what were the best tenants nice Okay, yeah. So then I fact them front footed all of them decide if we like we are and we ended up going through multiple landlords and stuff so not landlords and multiple property managers in the end because we just like front footed the whole thing and said hey, we want x y&z done blah blah blah. And said that was right but the thing is we don't have the security cameras so today we don't know what what's going on. Okay, yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it I don't like people being able to come into properties there was asked to take a photo of my bookshelf I'm Why are they going to fucking take one of my books? Yeah, who

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was it someone someone I heard a story recently that the security cameras all went out and I'm like fuck what's happened this never happens and so they because I initially saw someone into the property and the cameras all went out there like fact call the cops I'm indented and then they call around really no it was electricians that had been given a key to come into those and works on the problem really know who told us that recently my was my bro

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but the so the capsule because I always wonder about that like if we saw something happening

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breaking gonna be a bit hyperbolic he actually said like if you wanted cops come down real quick. You know there is a alright

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I think I saw a gun

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the gun now we're here in two minutes I was a great documentary on swatting the other day which is a full on black and full on his back in if you say I feel like

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three day deal with like an American thing we don't have a SWAT team here in Australia we got SWAT teams no no we don't have

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sworn have met militarized police What is

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it what's special weapons

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Special Weapons unit

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like it we have we have like the SWAT no we don't we have a soldier a special operations group we have like we don't have so we don't have SWAT what is I don't see special weapons and tactics. I don't know if it's called swatting Australia Can you see that while you're while might be a different

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Yeah, that's what that's what I but when I can have

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specialist response group

41:47
in Australia is it it's an existing

41:48
yes specialist response group specialist for that is Yes, that's right. Okay. Okay.

41:52
It's like the equivalent of saying we don't have this vehicle I don't

41:56
see it all fucking it all sounds a bit more high. But because it's from the movie What about this one I was working at the fiber guide I can talk about now because it was such a long time ago. There's a few things I got to do. One of them was counterterrorism video content. So they closed a three in the morning. All of the joint emergency services D ran drills that I had actors who were just being fucking in a terrorist act and like a terrorist attack and all that sort of thing. And it was an opportunity for all of the fire is a place and all that sort of thing to test out all their ability

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I didn't tell you the guys from cloakroom great they film They showed me because they were like they did a deal with the Special Forces and whatever it was like we need to be able to have some of this footage because most of it is like very fucking can't be shown can't be sprayed because it is showing tactics that they use in the field which you can't know about. But he showed me some of the stuff that he could could show me crazy like real bullets like fucking legit shit.

42:59
It says a simple Well, at even at the fire brigade, they would have the bomb squad come in and teach all the recruits about the bombs. And she liked the pipe bombs and all very interesting night. And you know,

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we think we ever had Yeah, I

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reckon, but that's a good thing about our job is that we have an excuse. It's like, we got to meet the scientists, you know, the soil scientist or whatever. Yeah. was recorded, Jim.

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hydrogeologist Yeah, hydrogeologist. Like,

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we're pretty lucky that we're just a couple of gronk. So we get these cool people

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talking about wealth and just sort of different ways of looking at wealth and heavy accumulating wealth in your life. And one of the things was maybe wealth to you, is actually not having to be library your whole life, because you just it's the body doesn't put up with it. It's easy work in terms of it's, you know, it's required. There's lots of demand for it. So you think you should go for it, but maybe wealth is finding a job that allows you to do something to sit down? Well, the guy that Uber that I had the other morning, he said to me, I said, you know, D locket, somebody He's like, yeah. Oh, no. He said, I used to drive trucks around Melbourne, Todd, you're in the city, like during the day, dangerous,

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or annoying truck

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driver? And he said, I said, What do you think about Uber? And you know, what do you think about driving the midnight the night shift to Uber? It was but he's saying you're saying he starts at 7pm finishes at 7am but you're saying it's it's easy driving at night runs I got enough easy like if that's not my mission to do easy just sit around, you know,

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with his with his less, I guess there's the, the price you're paying, is you're going in a completely different time than everyone else's. Like,

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we see similar money to the day it's safer. And at night, it's safer. Safer at night. lyst cars on the road safer in terms of gronk using Yeah, but then I mean, not many, like you need to have a credit card and smartphone and get an Uber in the first place.

45:02
And we know that yet there's no gronk have smartphones or credit card tracking. Don't give any gronk good credit. Even if it is fraudulent. It's a daily talk show. Hi the daily talk show.com is the email address place if you're watching this on YouTube if you come this far, give us a like subscribe the subscriber numbers are slowly rising which is great.

45:28
So the apple podcast reviews and gronk squad unleash Can you like we need to get the the Instagram firing? We were so he keeps on going under 1000 above 1000. Under 1000 I feel like if you aren't if you aren't following on Instagram when we need you. We need you gronk

45:48
missing it seven I saw that in the show notes you there's a thought I think this must have been from yesterday. You put a photo of the camera that's on? Boy. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

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Is that the right one? Yes. Yes.

45:59
So that's the cartridge? Yeah. 20 bucks. That's how much it costs me

46:03
20 bucks on a What do I say? I said

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16 I've got the whole game boy with that in it. I know that's worth more 20 bucks seems This is the annoying thing as a kid you think a todos and shit like that. You're like, this is my superannuation. This is how I'm gonna retire. And the reality is it's like it's not worth it. It's so fucking john all the basketball cards. Mom kids. Still have them still has him still Elora MBA MBA, cuz

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I went through all the taxes and the palms in like she had a whole thing. And it was. Yeah, it was. There was nothing. I looked on a bear.

46:42
I think we could do a whole weekend Banta next month. We should get paid a shepherd with the Pokemon staff.

46:50
Let's just assume that he's in Pokemon because he liked my Pokemon reference. Yes. Yeah. He loved

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he did. Come on. I think we should definitely I think we could get paid chef and I wonder well, he's

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mantra for he's he's business now. Gotta catch him. Oh.

47:05
I wonder scooter Derek ever got into all that stuff.

47:07
I think there's probably something around people bringing in something nostalgic from the Yeah, the childhood that's got something that the parents place. Yeah.

47:16
I mean, mom and dad have given all of my shit to me, which is now in our cage when

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some bears Yeah, appreciate.

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That's it. I will say to my guys Hey, guys.