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It's a daily Talk Show Episode 263.

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It was always about do the blowing thing in with my mouth from yesterday's episode.

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God, it's ageless and smarty blowing of the

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celebration whistles. I'm Josh and this is Tommy. Yeah,

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my name is Tommy. And this is my new take. It says

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Don't be a drunk. Can I just say the first bit of drunk behavior? What? We've gotten a meeting with the accountant, he at 11 o'clock

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1033. Our show goes for half an hour. Yes. If we're going to be doing the time that we're meant to be doing the show, we're going to be like we are going to be like, but I just realized that. So we've talked about grace before and the word grace and what it means basically, it's like an idiot or a fool and called lock.

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Robbie, Robbie emailed us and said, I'll take you campaign, which was I am I offended that he's called us. But then I'm like, this T shirt is almost the memento mori coin for me. Because I think we're all drunks at some point.

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Like you getting it was slightly drunk behavior

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warming wise, timing wise, definitely a drunk move. So maybe it's like I wear this to remind myself not to be drunk.

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But you're normally very good. The one thing that Tommy is good at is timing not being drunk. But I think that normally you are very adamant when it comes to you going to arrive? Yeah,

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I stuffed up. So this is a great move. I think the for me, let's just do a few examples of drunk behavior. So you can either identify yourself as a drunk, and we can get with those drunk behavior is someone who doesn't consider someone else's time when they're doing something, which is maybe another drunk behavior, which I've highlighted. And upon reflection, it's it's truly drunk behavior that I that I demonstrate taking, you know, like nuts and shit from the super guess.

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That isn't leading to so what's the difference between being a drunk? Yes. And being a Bogan. And,

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well, you don't have to have a mallet to be a drunk. You can be a grown rich person that is far from above. And you can be you know, upper echelon.

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Someone with a BMW who packs into Casper doesn't get scratched that fucking girl.

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That's a fucking girl. Yeah,

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that's

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Yeah, that's, that's wrong. What's it? What's another drunk move that either is

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drunk. Like just sitting there anytime. It's just where you think the person will be? Anytime where there's a social interaction where you're okay, do it. Grampa move might have been Bry you and I at Starbucks in LA. Brea, and I got a protein for I decided it tasted like absolute shit. It did and brain eyes and taste like crap. It's annoying. I'm not gonna have it. And you said, I'll just go up and exchange. So you went up and said, Hey, guys, this tastes like shit. And they made us new ones. Well being a grown.

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See, I think in a in Australia, it could be a drunk move. But in the US, they're all about service, and they will move heaven and earth for you. And so at Starbucks, which is, you know, big business. I'm defending my, my so called allegation of drunk behavior. But I know I definitely see how that can translate as drunk. But I tell you what, you're pretty happy with that caramel fret that I got. Yeah.

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What's, what's my drunk? Because I think that I like one of the things that I'm discovering about myself is I put myself on a pedestal a lot, which is can be a bit of a drunk move. Like, I think that I'm always calling you out on drunk behavior, which sometimes you could be questionable. It's just, it's not

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as I go on. I mean, I were. We were training at the gym. Yeah. And Amy was with Bodie, and we were walking when you met us for a coffee. Yes, yes. We walked across the road. And I'm like, there was a gap in traffic. Wow, look

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at that car. That's Josh

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and then I was waving. And you're driving, you're looking towards us. You didn't even see us. Like you're actually he's like looking at us. So there's no light you're looking off to the left or right. You literally just didn't even acknowledge the people that were in front of you is like drunk behavior. When your mates trying to just wave in front of you in the car?

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drunk behavior is jaywalking.

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Find something that be drunk like behavior for me. It turns out that you're being the fucking grown. I think we're all the behavior not cleaning the cities in the toilet.

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That's massive drunk behavior.

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It's conspiracy. Jimmy is Hey, is Hey, babe. It's a conspiracy. We don't

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know. I mean, we don't know who does it here at the business. But there's someone in the men's toilets. That is just performing a massive drunk

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Russia

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a American? Yeah, he's from California. He spent most of his time here doing stand up. But he he has a whole thing around pissing the shit off. Yeah, as a public so and I do that, like, every fucking morning. I mean, they're full stream and at this piece of shit that just,

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I think what we need to do is remove like, that's enabling wrong behavior. So we need to let let it we need it let it get so bad that the person that does it doesn't even want to do it anymore. But I get it. There's a fine line between

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get real fucking disgusting. That's the rule

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breaker and and a drunk because I think that you can be a rule breaker and not a drunk boundary pusher and not a drunk. So you know, I don't know.

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Maybe What's that? Is there any drunk behavior on social media?

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It's gotta be. I think trolling is crunk behavior. Yeah, your pasty shit. Don't troll somebody. Yeah,

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there's it. Yeah, there's a bunch. I mean, we could go on for days on the ground was but I guess this is to remind myself Ryan's stealing like me, like

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the radio industry in 2012 when they were all posting memes as a way of building audience and growing behavior.

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I love how we can blame it on the radio station. But we were the perpetrators of that. I wouldn't. Did you ever? Like

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No, I was like a main post it. That was almost like the What's it called? The memorandum? What's the

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that was the memo? I do these.

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Great. What's that thing called that? It was? It was my Mo. Yeah. What is he saying?

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It's just what you do.

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That was what I did. What is called what is the mo I feel like we should know the Mo. I'm just writing in my is a Dutch pop band. No, the Emma. What's your mo? Yeah.

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What's your Emma? Maybe the modus operandi? Yeah,

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what's Yes, that? I don't know. I feel like when you said it, you sort of harsh I said memorandum.

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We butchering these words.

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What's your mo? What's your mo? What's your modus operandi de moda often shortened to mo so there you go. And what's it actually made? Doesn't

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one thing at a time. modus operandi, often short shorten to mo is someone's habits of working particularly on the context of bill of business or criminal investigations. Fact I read like that. That was funny. Kathleen said her highlight. Yeah, he says me reading out. You read it may singing but you reading like, just in general was referring to you? I mean, we're reading

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Well, I mean, there's a difference between having a problem stemming from childhood where I had to get writing lessons Kathleen, and just being broke. I need my Mr. 97 take your headphones off. You're allowed to not monitor the audio for a moment and I want you to come around here into the middle. This is the first time revealing Mr. 97 this is

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this is okay.

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This is kind of throwing you under the bus. But if you were to think about something that's happened in the last week, that is severe drunk behavior. Tell us

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yeah, accidentally selling the selling some of Tommy's equipment accidentally threw some of my stuff in there. Well, so you were so so you had a you had a list of grump behavior would be not using the mic close enough make sure you're nice and close the so you were giving a box of GoPro stuff Yep. And then you give it to them and then what what happened you they

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like it

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because I caught you in a fucking surprise anyway. Yeah, I forgot that they were coming in from

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like gum tree or something was it yeah Facebook marketplace

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I mean, he's not revealing his true stories because what he did was he found that one of the brackets from the GoPros that we were giving him to sell actually the part was perfect for his hero for so what he did was took that off put it onto his hero for but just put that into the into the case again into the selling boxes and so the guys like yeah, where's my box gives it to him. Then he realized he wrote for which every all the other GoPros with peace years old and he's given away his his new hero for so. Yeah,

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you're gonna get it back. Yeah, hopefully. This fucking this microphone thing is anxiety. We're gonna have a talking about the video. What's your thoughts on it? so far? Where? Yeah,

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what a few episodes. And this is the second efficient. We had a little motion graphic start, I think. I mean, I've just done this. I've crossed my legs are more comfortable already. Or I'm closing off my energy. But

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you know what you what you think is it changes Bry reckons that they could have been some change in people's perception on what we're like, based on the video. From a look, I guess that happens a lot. But just like yeah, from how we like

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was revealing they could have thought we were from outback Australia.

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And we are we need to fucking get that. The thing is we sent Marty our motion graphics guy, this image of the background to us. And so somehow fucking lost cam has still managed to jack

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it. Look, we'll get rid of them. If Manny can do what he did at the start. I'm pretty sure I could probably rub that out at some point. But now the difference in the video stuff is

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I think it sort of triggers you to bring you may and you triggers this different approach in energy, which is kind of good. Jimmy said to me conspiracy. Jamie said to me Yes. Today my strong energy yesterday. Yeah,

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the the book I have in front of me What is this? So it's Mark Marin's book attempting normal

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pelo Escobar in the

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it's slightly slightly Pabla. It's a cool graphic. But anyway, it got me thinking, you know, I've started to become a book guy, or a book I used to buy books now read them used to be a big how

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many years? Are you ever going to number me through this so far? This this year? I'm on my third to this fucking good. I always like call bullshit on people online that hear them saying like, I read 130 How

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do you call me

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to say to myself

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impossible trawling the Milan would be a great mood. So I just say, because then I go, how? How do you like doing it?

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How do you have a kid?

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how they do it? Maybe? Yeah,

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I did that too. I was looking into later. There's an app that puts every word the center of you, like center vintage, bum, bum bum bum.

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It's confusing, but epilepsy or whatever, or you track

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down one side of the page, like you track the left hand side and you just use your periphery peripheral to

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peripheral to read. Another thing was the video a heightened chance to sort of impact to the the smash down on your on your partner like by looking at camera. It's great. It's another

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97 laughed a lot when you say

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it's another part of the arsenal when you got the camera to dislike

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yet. So anyway, about the book. Yes, I decided what I'm very good at is starting books. So the I've actually written there's been like four or five that have actually started but I've decided they're not worth continuing

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based on just grabbed you they have so

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I the

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Do I make myself clear. I'm like 90% through. And now I'm like I sort of as Seth Godin says I got the joke. And so if Seth Godin can say it

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does he does He say in terms of the books he's reading, the thing

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is, it's like it literally is it's not like a narrative. It's all examples that this guy's using anyway. So I want to start a new segment fucking saying to Ryan, it's a Melbourne we're in Melbourne, if you're wondering in Collingwood and it's 10:45am accountant in 15 minutes. Extra we think the memo So what? What is my What is it my modus operandi. Thank you. It's, I ended up just saying like the mode does pop in. Anyway, this book, yes, I'm gonna start a new segment.

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It's cold 20 pages in. And so this is it's almost like a book review within the first 20 pages of the book.

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I'm excited. I'm like, fucking pumped about it. I want this to be part of my identity. I'm a reading guy. Yeah, but I just want to be able to submit the fact that I'm enjoying it and now that I'm not on social media, I can't do an Insta story. When I've read one chapter and saying best book ever or love this book or haha Marin

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is it slightly drunk behavior

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intellectually grown? It's intellectually grow but I give it to you. I mean, because I'm not an intellectual it probably just makes me trying to be an intellectual

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ground guy. I mean he's the realities are most people watching wherever you go. Fact I get it now I don't need to read that book Josh has kind of given me the

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the cliff notes

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I just I underlined bits that made me laugh

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Yeah. Or that I could relate to so you know, review of a book

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I use so 20 pages what how what is there a structured to this delivery? Like, are you just winging it? We're winging it for now. Let's see what this but this

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is. Eventually Marty will be creating an animation and it'll be one of the biggest. We'll have a live crowd one day. And I'll say it's time for and everyone will yell

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20 pages in no big deal thinking through the idea, but that's in 2028. Anyway,

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so I thought I just thought about this idea because I had the book with me. So what I'll do is I'll read some of the top highlights that underlines I've got been short.

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I mean, Kathleen spoken she loves me already. Yes. Kathleen, if you do want me to be a part of the 20 pages

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in a really mad just let me know. Yeah, spot. Alright, so we

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got when you when you like when I'm the sheet Raider, because it's a lot I feel the pressure for you, bro. It's like,

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good writer,

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good reader. Like if I've taken the sheet reader. The sheet reader award. Yeah.

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Ha. Other awards. I've got like the what's what a people know of may infected turnout? Yeah.

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What's the stuff that happens behind closed doors? That then comes out here? Yeah, I'm just saying I, I feel I remember it'd be like, the nightmare of being a kid going up to the front of the classroom. In fact, having to stand there. I love

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that. I didn't love writing by loved doing debates or whatever,

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you know.

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Like we couldn't read debating debating for me was like the original trolling, like coming up with a rebuttal. Yeah,

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it was I would just be like,

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like the stupidity of the ideas.

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I think we'll have a debate at some point.

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I remember we did a debate on should people over 75 have to be go again for their license. Get the car license renewed? Yeah, I just remember that and I would watch over you and just

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go into the debate but I was

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get rid of the like that have to go that's the guy for a lot yeah. And so I could join them motive heartstrings and some

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some of the things that I highlighted Okay, so this is stuff that I can relate to thought was funny and things that we might be interested in not like I have not usually a filter at all of the show. I brought this today slight drunk move. This is

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I think I will just say I mean crunk heavy show. But there is like a drunk move could end up in a really great thing like this could be great segment. Well, it's like the move to bring something hot bite, but then could be really great. Could you invert drunk to like, great. Well, your grandkids are

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great. Should be your book. Good to Great or whatever. like fucking great like

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it's an E book. Definitely fucking

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evil

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drunk behavior very quickly, this fucker on Amazon, that he's doing summaries of books. So he's taking like, you can hurt me which is the book by Scott blank and his name.

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And Fraser is this is not hurt me by David Goggins yet is there a similar like I've heard the similar thing of subtle art of not giving a fuck the Australian audible or you can get his people doing a review on the book you can't just land bought it can't move jobs.

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But the thing is that look at this so this is drunk behavior. So

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if you have a look oh, it's been taken down yeah, that's right so the thing is that it was fucking this this drunk had created basically taken the the cover Yeah, zoomed in on it and then put summary and was selling it for like seven bucks on Kindle and had this for like 50 bucks and the reviews are like this is three pages of rubbish where he's just like, selling shit anyway.

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Absolutely drunk move. Some of the things that I can definitely relate to now what I've highlighted why cannot stop sweating is what he said.

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That so he's

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McNamara and sweat. Aaron is a sweater on.

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McLaren's got original one of the original pioneers of podcasting had a bomber on his show. But Obama came to his house in his garage crazy. I've always been happiest around characters. Yeah, that's a good one. I think that was good. But there's one that I really

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want to get into the ground movies not having any sort of plan.

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I mean, yeah, that's the the half baked idea. But one of the just sort of give you an idea. You know, those things that little?

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A lot of people seem to have just like, I want to get back to that piece of me.

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I want to get my my old girlfriend fruity. He says she loved it, as well as being in the sticker club. Yeah, she loved the stationery. And she had that in all of it. Experts. Shout shout just reading.

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Our whiteboard needs magnets. Yeah.

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Okay, so that's enough.

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We're doing shopping list on the show someone writing it down. Right. So I'm going to read two more, two more yet.

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We all have the right to cherry pick the advice given us a given.

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So this is pressure, dude. I know. Yeah, I could. But it could probably be where this is

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actually almost worked out that there's a fault in the language. We all have the right to cherry pick the advice given us in order to do exactly what we wanted to do in the first place. So is it a narrative? Yeah. Oh, no, every bit of it. Like we all cherry pick advice to be like, Oh, yeah, like that resonates with me. I'm gonna take it so it's just about

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and the hard thing with that is that what resonates feels like the emotion that you needed. So in what resonates isn't necessarily what you need. And so that's a hard one, because I'm the same I fucking love. I love this. This is for me right now.

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This is my favorite one. Because if anyone's followed on back when I was in Queensland, doing the show remotely, got really into summer fruit was probably 10 months ago now. Yeah, it was during the Commonwealth Games, summer fruits, delicious fruit salads.

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You were on the Gold Coast. you'd hope that the Gold Coast is where the good fruity sad balls.

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This frozen fruit? Yeah, but you gotta remember he's telling me about this fruit cell and he told everyone Yeah, but there's nice fruits.

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And then then I moved on to remember like, in recent weeks

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over it too

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expensive. nectarines. Yeah, I got like a lovely juicy nectarine. Is it really lovely anyway, yeah.

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So okay,

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let's get fucking resonated with me. Right. So I said, Okay. My grandfather didn't talk much. This is literally This is what I'm going to be when I'm a fucking old Fuck, right.

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I guess I

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filtered myself and then said it anyway. All right. My grandfather didn't talk much. And most of my memories of him involved him sitting quietly on the couch in his boxes with a bowl of summer fruit. Eating nectar reigns with his Lodge. distended testicles hanging out of his shorts.

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Alright, grants get those nuts back

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to standard. That's a good word. Do you know what the standard means? could imagine just protruding hanging down a standard? Is it like extended? How's it different? This is not what I thought swollen juice to pressure from inside bloated. Like he's posted balls. He's got varicose veins of the ball. I would have liked bloated balls because

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Mr. 97 Why are you laughing so much at that? Have you got that? We've all got that.

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The final one final one of the 20 the 20 words, sorry, 20 pages in the segment yet final one. I love this. He says is this counted as like some sort of copyright infringement? I'm only picking bits. Yeah, we don't. You don't pick on us. Mark Marin, you're a big podcaster interesting thing about we don't have fair use laws in Australia in the US they fear you so you can go hard I can colon into me I can put a bunch of clips up and show you know, like pushing to different stuff. We can't do that.

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Because legally because that David did it in the video recently with Tony Robbins. Yeah, we put together

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we would be more trouble. And so what's happening with a lot of it, what's what's happening within the, with all the Europe pain laws and shit, and the copyright stuff that looks like it's going to start to affect the US so that they'll won't be able to do it. So in trouble. So this is the final one. He says, I'm not a cat guy. I'm a my cat guy. I don't care about your cats. But he loves his own right. Yeah. It's, it's an obscure thought. It's like I'm not a dog person. But when I'm dog sitting. Yeah, I love those dogs. But all the other dogs can fuck off. Yeah.

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I mean, there's something about

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a baby or a pet. That's not your own. It's annoying. Yeah. Like it's cute. Yeah, great. How

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do you get scratches you? Fuck off? I'm talking about a child.

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If a cat

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bites you, have you ever told off a friend's kid? I've been very fucking touching your balls all the time. I put

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my hand. I put my hand in there. Like

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No, don't

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do that. Like it's like it's warm. I don't know. It's a habit. It's better than putting it like literally holding my

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idea. But I didn't think because that's the thing. You put your hands down your pants and when I call you out on you, like look it above the under side like this.

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There's no reason you can't

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push it back on you can nail that one anyway. That's gonna be the

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telling your father

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My view is changed on it recently because with Bodie. He's very pushy.

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Wonder where he got that from? You fucking raising a drunk?

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Hopefully I haven't raised the girl. But he's, he's disagreeable. Like he's running his own shower a lot of the time. Especially around kids his age, his size. Yeah. And so on. The worry is that around kids, he's gonna hit them and stuff. But then I was seeing him around all the kids that can speak and that Ah, you know, superior in their age and abilities. Right? And then you see how they treat the other kids. And I've never felt like this but seeing them like push Bodie or like it's you know, it's it you slip into protection. You thinking what would I do here and I and I've held back because I'm like, I have told a child to no you can't like counter that like clearly heating somebody pushing body Avenue you can I think you can say that. You can't say you fucking do that again.

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Oh, dude, your fucking head up there.

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I see the lines here on fucking just yeah, just looking over the light. Like was that with a sniff? Yeah, get a sniff, sniff everything.

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That should be part of the 23rd 20

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pages in it actually smells quite nice. It's a bit of a like fruit another bit.

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Read it. Hyperloop I'm a paperback guy. The hardcover I always saw is sort of a superior product when it actually comes to writing them which is now what I've been getting into the habit of doing rather than just putting it on the shelf. fucking hard to read hard covers because it gives you know flex is beautiful,

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Mr. Mason, Mr. Nice. Over there there's a pile of books Josh is brought. There's one that has its when you create work shouldn't be crazy. The black on the bottom. It's the one at the very bottom where he can grab that. I just want to show the other day the show you gave that to me appreciate it been writing great book.

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Similar vibe to the book where it's just kind of like offering up to the points and points and points isn't not narrative driven? Yeah, so it can be hard to stick to it. I'm nearly done. I was writing it in the sun. And paperback so it's a paperback just like this. Yeah. Mr. 97 could say it. He would. Maybe Maybe

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not. Maybe it's reserved. Leave that at home time.

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Anyway, I back like this. Man. I was in the sun and I left it in the sun because I went inside it. Not faded. Open and literally the stickiness has like it looks like the books 20 years old now. Is that a good thing

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bad page fell out like lucky. I'm past that page. I stuffed it in. But lucky I was past that. That is gronk behavior. For me nice.

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I mean, it was a gronk move leaving my book in the sun. But I was never to know. And so just be careful with books in the sun, especially paperbacks. I'm sure that anything is I know that you didn't intentionally do it. But for some weird reason. And maybe this is that sort of the putting myself on a pedestal.

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I don't think I'll do it. I don't think it could ever happened to you.

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I mean, I was lying out on the grass. If I'll paint the scenario at mom and dad's place is nice law and area. We've got some rugs outs and cushions are also sitting around lying on the ground. Lying on the rock. beautiful sunny day. We're getting a little bit of a, you know, a little UV, it was a bit much now. And I just got up to go get a drink and then didn't come back.

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So that's that was the situation. It's a low level gronk so I mean, we're going to get to the fucking accountant. I want to say Russkies, once you get in on that he sent us an email. Yeah. He says sending an email because he's just catching up on the shows and he wants to know if he can secure himself some free shit. He's looking forward to contributing to the show with fat Fridays in 2019. Grades tomorrow. We have plans. Yeah, big fucking pizza. It's Domino's. Jai nor 40 inches

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before.

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Anyway, Russ wants a ring which fits in how many did we say if I

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may. He's kept it off. So now we've got we got to get these gronk move if we don't come through with that. If you have no idea what let's explain tomorrow. What the key rings all about. Now they've sealed it off. Yeah,

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but they are coming because that gives us time to fucking work out what Yeah, fuck it actually made it to daily talk show everyone Hi, the daily talk show.com if you want to send us an email, but most importantly, potently subscribe to us on YouTube, which is just youtube.com forward slash the daily talk show because we're posting videos there every day. And we're also we never promoted we're on Instagram as well. I've re downloaded Instagram on my phone, so I can engage with you guys. Not nothing personal, not not doing anything for my own brand. But just sort of I will defend you quitting of social media to coming back on. I don't know, but I'm probably lazy. The fact that if it's left to one person, it's going to fall through the cracks. of I'm retired when people are retired. They're like I'm retired. But I was an accountant. Now I'm a bookkeeper. And I just do one day away for jeweler.

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