Sex & Housemates

Tommy: Wait a minute! Frostface! The Daily Talk Show, a conversation sometimes worth recording with Josh Janson and Tommy Jackett.

Josh: It's a Daily Talk Show episode 260. It's Monday.

Tommy: It is. And, um, this is the, the start of something. Because if you're watching, this is the start of us actually— I mean, we filmed one before, we filmed two before this, but now we're legitimately going all in on filming every episode of The Daily Talk Show.

Josh: And I also got a haircut.

Tommy: You did, it's not bad. I also got a haircut of my chest.

Josh: Was that for the show?

Tommy: Yeah, you know, it's one of my quarterly routines.

Josh: No, I get it. I'm not much of a— I once had NARS or Nair's?

Tommy: Oh no, Nair hair removal cream.

Josh: Nearly burnt my fucking whole skin off.

Tommy: I remember smelling that. Have I used it? I don't know.

Josh: It's like burning you.

Tommy: I remember my mum using that and there's a scent to it. I remember a few of my friends have used it on their nuts. And let's be honest, have I got another friend that's used it on their nuts?

Josh: What does that mean? Have you used the cream? Oh no, I haven't used it on my nuts.

Tommy: You never used it on your nuts?

Josh: No, no, no.

Tommy: Here's the thing though, you've got a haircut, but you then need to go and see another hairdresser about the back hair that you've got protruding from your t-shirt.

Josh: Well, normally the hairdressers are quite good. They'll sort of—

Tommy: They're generous. They're like a neighbour mowing their lawn, but they'll mow your lawn as well.

Josh: The problem is though, same with the neighbors, is you don't know where you're meant to stop. It's like, oh fuck, I've done half his back. Do I just keep going down?

Tommy: My hairdresser, A good friend of mine, he can joke about it. He's like, "Oh, holy shit." And so he, this guy has just moved into this property and he's cut the hair, but he's left a lot of the lawn creeping out.

Josh: It's true.

Tommy: Still there.

Josh: It's a lovely lady. And she actually halfway through, she said to me for one, 'cause you know, I've got the little fucking pimples on my head, which I always talk about.

Tommy: And which we've also said, just start washing.

Josh: No, I wash my— the thing is I always— the after exercise thing's a new problem because I haven't been exercising.

Tommy: No muscle mo problem.

Josh: I know, and so the— no, but she did say, she's like, "Oh, have you—" The one thing that you don't wanna hear from someone when they're in close proximity, it's like, "Oh, have you seen a doctor about your head?" But everyone has something to say about, acne. Well, she said, she said, what was it? And she was from a different country. I think she was more sort of okay with being honest because I said, I think it's just acne. I didn't want to use the words folliculitis, which is I think what I had previously.

Tommy: Because you'd lose everyone like you just have.

Josh: Well, folliculitis I think has sort of antibiotics infection sort of undertones, which I didn't want to all of a sudden cause some sort of issue at the hairdresser's where they had to wash everything. So even if I do have folliculitis, I'm not gonna say I have it. I would be terrible if I had HIV.

Tommy: Well, 'cause you wanna tell everyone? Well, no, 'cause I wouldn't. Just so you know, you wouldn't tell. Because you'd be like, "Oh, have you got anything wrong with you?" And that is how HIV has continued to spread throughout the world.

Josh: Well, it's interesting because like, it's not a common thing, but people have HIV, they live with HIV and you just have to tell, like if you're going to the dentist.

Tommy: Name one person with HIV. Bono.

Josh: No, Bono helps people with HIV. No, it's a big difference.

Tommy: It's like, yeah, I knew a woman who came to the gym where I used to work.

Josh: And she had HIV? Yeah. 'Cause they tell you.

Tommy: Horrible story. First person that she ever had sex with when she was— Really? Yep, a young teen, like, you know, 18 or something. First person, her boyfriend, and she got HIV. And she's like an ambassador for keeping strong and sort of getting through it, which you can live with it now. I will say though, the anxiety you feel going to a hairdresser about how the hairdresser is gonna respond or what they're thinking when they're dealing with your situation, whatever it might be, I would say it's not as bad as you think. 'Cause when I was a personal trainer and dealing with bodies, stretching people out and getting up and close, not inappropriately, but you, it's almost like you look past, you are a professional. And so these people, it's like, maybe she's just got no filter that she's just saying.

Josh: Yeah, well she then, and I'm gonna do it again now, she actually started walking around around and trying to get something from the other hairdressers and they're like, "Oh, it's just in that drawer over there." And it was a tissue and she came up and just gave me a nice little pat on my head because I feel like—

Tommy: You're a sweater bro.

Josh: I am an absolute, and this is the worst part about the video, I'm doing it right now. Am I sweating? When I was doing the Ground Up show with Matt D'Avella, wore makeup.

Tommy: Yeah, I know. Well, we're now doing this 5 days a week. The other spot is your nose. Some people just run a lot hotter than others. The classic example is our girlfriends, my wife, your partner, your girlfriend. When we get in each other's cars, it's like, fuck, no air conditioning coming through the passenger side because—

Josh: Bree's been in there.

Tommy: My wife just flicks it up as soon as the aircon comes on. Nah, it's like, it's 40 degrees outside. It's full on. It's not ideal. Well, we had a parcel. This came last week, and I've appreciated your ability to not blow your load.

Josh: I got this from the PO Box. PO Box 400.

Tommy: Is that—

Josh: that's the full one? Abbotsford, Victoria 3067. Yes. We do unboxings on the show now.

Tommy: Well, there's a visual element, but no, you've spoken about this in depth, and we got an email from a bunch of people about this.

Josh: So this is the— what was it called again? The It's the coin. What is it?

Tommy: Memento Mori or something?

Josh: Geez, you've got a real way of butchering it. Memento Mori is what it's called. Oh, I got it!

Tommy: No, that was back to front. You do have a bit of— Mori Memento.

Josh: You were writing BMC on the board earlier and you wrote MC and then went back and did the B. So here we go. This is the coin. I decided to do an unboxing on on the show. Can you paint the picture? Can you tell people what the deal is with the coin if they haven't heard the episodes while I unbox it? Because we don't have mic stands.

Tommy: If somehow this is the first episode that you've ever seen, heard, or watched, Josh likes to buy things. He's bought a lot of stuff in his life. He— I'm a minimalist now. To be fair, he's going the other way, but this is not one of those purchases. Yeah, this is a purchase where $70 was exchanged in return for a coin. And on the coin, we'll see, but the coin is to remind him that he's going to die. Which, I mean, you could just say those words, or like his partner Bree said, I can just tell you that you're going to fucking die. You don't need to spend $70 of our money on this. Oh, here we go. Here's the receipt.

Josh: So this is my receipt. So it doesn't actually give the price, but it says Yeah, 'cause they don't want you to remember how much you spent. Daily Stoic is where it was shipped from. Thanks for your order, we appreciate your business. It's the Memento Mori medallion, it's a one coin.

Tommy: Ryan Holiday is the, you could say genius or the person, the man behind people dropping $70 on a coin. It's really hard to do unboxings with a microphone in one hand. But I've got you, bro.

Josh: Thank you.

Tommy: Okay, all right, so, so what do you make of just how it's slightly cheap, how it's stored?

Josh: Yeah, it's stored, it's sort of like a cardboard. I was expecting, to be honest, like a felt box, something a little bit—

Tommy: okay, so it's like Daily Stoic, so it's got— yeah, it's come from a factory.

Josh: Yeah, from a warehouse or something. So I'm just going to get all the pages. Wow, a lot of— okay, I'm hoping for a box.

Tommy: Right now it looks like you've, um, you've got an ornament from an ornament. It actually looks like you've the paper from a fish and chip shop. It's butcher's paper. Okay, there's a tiny little box.

Josh: Okay, this is— it looks like an engagement ring.

Tommy: Can you please go home and troll Bree by saying, Bree, I've got something for you.

Josh: Here we go. Can you please do that? First on the show. So it's got— I reckon it doesn't flip open. I'm gonna— Yes, it does. Oh, it does. Ready? Here we go. I haven't even seen it yet.

Tommy: They can't— you're zooming in.

Josh: Okay.

Tommy: You know video, you can't go in close to a fixed focus lens.

Josh: All right, here we go. Oh, it's got a good weight to it. It smells like—

Tommy: Does it smell like metal? It smells like metal. Can I have a sniff? I love that. That's what we're doing.

Josh: Yeah. We're smelling.

Tommy: It smells like— yeah, it smells like just something—

Josh: So good gear. This is definitely one for the Daily Talk Show's YouTube channel. Just go to youtube.com/thedailytalkshow if you want to see this video. And on the back it says, "You could leave life right now." Yeah. It's got a skull on it.

Tommy: So you have to carry that in your activewear daily.

Josh: I'm just going to see how it sort of fits in my— Oh, it's great. It actually fits in the little pocket where my AirPods would go.

Tommy: Okay. So I will say that the box that it's come in, this is a legit ring, like a wedding ring, engagement ring, or some kind of ring box because the coin is almost the size of the box. But the coin doesn't fit. The coin's not for the slit because it doesn't close. See, like—

Josh: But that's nice, isn't it? Oh, that would be nice on the desk.

Tommy: That is good for the desk. I think you have that on your desk and you'll come up every time. Okay, $70. Was it worth it?

Josh: Yeah, that's a good little, good little coin. Anyway, we received a few emails, uh, as well. Uh, Ben had said, digging the YouTube and the wall. The wall looks bloody good. However, Lozcam is getting some free advertising out of this. Are they paying you?

Tommy: Well, did we talk about— I think I mentioned something about the wall. I built this wall that's behind us. It's— it's— you built it? Well, my friend who's more handy than me built it. I smashed it apart. I went and got all of this wood from old pallets. I think I have told this story. Yeah, but pallets from a supermarket, wherever, like a warehouse, and I brought them all back here. We piled them up and I just went to town breaking them apart and we've made this wall. Loz Cam is a Just some, I just think concrete business.

Josh: No, they're actually, this is what they do. They make these pallets.

Tommy: Oh, pallets, okay, yeah.

Josh: So if I was, are we able to get rid of it and put the Daily Talk Show or something on?

Tommy: Yeah, I reckon we need to buffer it back as Benson said, and we'll just like get rid of that.

Josh: Benson?

Tommy: I'm just nicknaming him, mate. Ben said that, so we'll get rid of that and put on the Daily Talk Show. We have to, this is our office, but it's essentially—

Josh: It's becoming the studio. Yeah, so we're moving in.

Tommy: And we're making some adjustments as we go.

Josh: And so Peter Shepherd sent us an email. Yeah. And he said he's also loving the videos. He said that also for some reason, it took me back to a bit of cheese TV.

Tommy: Well, I went and searched cheese TV and oh my God, the nostalgia. It's amazing the feeling you get watching something from a long time ago that you spent so much time doing.

Josh: It's like when a squeegee goes in your hand, You feel alive again.

Tommy: You're feeling 14 again, that's for sure. But it brought back memories of getting up in the morning, eating crumpets. And if I was lucky— I fucking hate crumpets. If I was lucky, I'd get croissants or raisin toast. Did you really get croissants? Yeah, Mum used to get me 2 croissants. I think it was just like, what can I get Tommy that will mean he'll get out of bed to actually fucking go to school. We didn't have them in Endeavour Hills.

Josh: However, when we had a trip to Vanuatu in 2002, and after that, mum started allowing me to have doughnuts for breakfast because she thought— Lin, that's not breakfast. But she said like, it's better than nothing. It's better than not eating nothing. I don't know if that's true.

Tommy: It's not better than eating nothing. Eating nothing is probably better.

Josh: And so, but the croissants, absolutely.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, croissants. Definitely.

Josh: I like how you say it properly too. Croissant. Croissant.

Tommy: Yes, I would have those. So, and then I'd watch TV and watch Cheese TV.

Josh: Epic. Cheese TV was on Channel 10?

Tommy: I think so. And it was hosted by two dudes who I've since done some Googling and I've seen them on live television again. And one of them is like a bit inappropriate.

Josh: Do you reckon it's live TV that they were doing that live?

Tommy: Studio 10. Do you watch that?

Josh: Yes. Where he's like— I don't watch it, but I've seen it. They're like, where you been?

Tommy: He's like, oh, you know, people, our fans, um, the people who watched our show are most likely to be ice addicts. That's what he said.

Josh: I was like, what the heck? You are a loose unit. I guess that happens if you're going from like a Nickelodeon world. It's like that Josh Peck completely changed from Drake and Josh. Yeah, yeah. Received another email from Josie. Josie, thanks for the email. Josie says Thanks for the shout out, guys. It is pronounced like Weipa. This is where she lives in Weipa. It's about 800 kilometres north of Cairns. That's very far. Near the tip of Queensland.

Tommy: Yeah, that's super high up.

Josh: Talking tips, she says, I have somewhat of a sex story.

Tommy: We were talking about my neighbour doing the dirty upstairs and making a lot of noise.

Josh: And you could hear them. Yeah. She said, "I have somewhat of a sex story, but it was about me. Not sure if it's relevant." I think it is, Josie. Josie says—

Tommy: Well, you've gone to the effort at least.

Josh: We're gonna read it out. Yeah, so I was living with a housemate who was a friend of mine and brought a guy home one night, and who she also knew. We were getting down to business in my room, and after I sent him home, she showed me that she had stood at my door and Snapchatted herself so you could deliberately hear the audio and sent it to her boyfriend and our other friend. I was furious, but she couldn't understand why. Josie, that's hilarious.

Tommy: Um, so that just reminded me, a mate of mine, he told me— actually, I went over to pick him up the night— the day after, and we'd been out one night and he'd gone home with a lady, but when he woke up, she was gone. But what she had left behind was one shoe. And so she'd left the house, probably couldn't find it, was like, fuck this, I'm getting out of here. Yeah, this guy's sleeping, I'm in his house, I need to go.

Josh: So she left the house, she would have got into a cab or something, just one shoe on. It's full-on. Now, when I was growing up as a kid, I always liked hosting people at my house. When it comes to one-night stands, do you have when you were sort of, you had a much more sort of extensive exploration, exploration of dating and sort of in early 20s. Yes. Would you like to host people or were you more of a hostee?

Tommy: I see what you're saying. Um, I was, there was no issue for me. Flexible. Let's just say I'm a flexible host.

Josh: What was the, the house arrangement with So it totally depends if you've—

Tommy: living with your parents is one of the thoughts.

Josh: Were your parents good sort of extended hosts? Would they offer crumpets? No, croissant, the only— you said, 'Wait until you see what mum makes us for brekkie.' I have had some weird experiences though, yeah. Cheese TV.

Tommy: Mum gets these because I don't wake up in the morning, they're croissants.

Josh: And so now what is the, what was that sort of?

Tommy: I didn't have any set rules. I think you're just going with the flow. Half the time you're probably out pissed anyway and you're not thinking straight. What do you mean?

Josh: Oh, so, but you bring them home?

Tommy: Well, yeah. I mean, there's probably plenty of people have regretted the decision to bring them home to their family home and then waking up in the morning and then it's pleasantries around the breakfast table. Really?

Josh: So did you have situations where?

Tommy: I mean, that might've been something Someone I know might've had a piece of peanut butter toast with the family.

Josh: I think it was a piece of ass and then was there in the morning.

Tommy: But yeah, so read into that what you will. But it is strange. It's so fucking strange.

Josh: What was the weirdest? Like, so what's the, I mean, I had a situation yesterday where we were picking up a bowl that we'd left at a friend's house. Yes.

Tommy: So similar to the— Yeah, absolutely.

Josh: The white nightstand stories. Piece of ass. Bowl. Anyway, so I decided to— we were, Bree and I were around the area and we texted our friends, could we come around? And as we were going there, or as we sort of parking our car, other people were entering that person's house that we didn't know. And so we ended up walking into about 5, they had 5 or 6 people around that we didn't know sitting around a table and we went and got the bowl. And it was, I don't know the similarities.

Tommy: Close to none because you haven't just slept with their daughter. It's very true. And you haven't stayed the night without them knowing.

Josh: Yeah, so no, well, you had to, I had to think on my feet. But did you have, were there any rules around? No. You know, some people put socks on their doorknob.

Tommy: If you think it through that far, it's more like you're a bit sick. Do you think? But most people— I think share houses are different. Like if you're living with your best mate and they're like, you're not gonna go in and just jump on their bed or you might, that might be the deal. Like you're like, ah, in the morning or something. So I've never lived in a share house where, and I've lived in multiple, where there's set out rules because that sounds like a frat house. Like we're like, bro, if the socks are on the door, you don't, you know.

Josh: So what is the rules then? I don't know if it's fratty.

Tommy: I think it's calculated. I think from my experience—

Josh: I think I'd prefer calculated.

Tommy: From my experience, I've never been calculated in my approach to meeting women.

Josh: I think I would say sex.

Tommy: Smeeting women. Smeeting women. But I think then you need to be okay with the ambiguity. You need to be, 'cause I think that could make someone just be like, oh, If it's not, you know, if I have your mum and dad ever have a conversation of like, oh, she seems nice, um, there was never a debrief?

Josh: I feel like if, um, no, my mum would love it.

Tommy: See, here's the thing, mum and dad was always so cool. I had like a place out the back, like a room out the back, like a granny flat. It was like a granny flat.

Josh: So could they enter and exit without having to actually enter the house?

Tommy: Um, no, they'd have to go around the side if that's the case, but that's not my vibe. I'd rather send someone through the house and own what you've—

Josh: own your situation, own what you've done.

Tommy: But it's very interesting, and I think my point is, if your approach is not to plan, you need to be okay with things like having to have a cup of tea and a slice of peanut butter toast and then getting a lift home from the parent.

Josh: From the parent, wow. I mean, that's it. There's a lot of support there from— yeah, I mean, would you be— would you—

Tommy: harder when they know you from the radio in Shepparton. Would you—

Josh: if you were Josie, would you have been upset? Um, nah, I think Josie, that's what you get for, for being loud.

Tommy: Yeah, for being loud and a housemate there.

Josh: And but where do you draw the line? If you take a shit that just so happens to be a bit noisy, is that open sort of an open case for anyone to sort of be at the door sort of recording.

Tommy: If I was in a share house and someone had severe diarrhea, I'd be at the door laughing. So my— one of my good mates, Matt Barr, we, um— can you not say last name? No, I can say his fucking name. We did together nothing bad, but like, for instance, I would put like, um, flour. I'd like film myself putting flour into my hand, open up the shower, and just slam him with with some flour.

Josh: You're an original prankster.

Tommy: Yeah, we were just pranking each other.

Josh: It's the good old days. I put a bunch of salt in my brother James's bed. And I also— What the fuck for? 'Cause I thought it was a great prank.

Tommy: But did you hear him? Like, I think a great prank, you get the payoff.

Josh: Yeah, 'cause he's like, "What the fuck?" He ran out? Yeah, he's like, "What the fuck?" And then the other thing I would do is I wouldn't make my own bed, but I would tuck his in. So when you go in, it stops your feet. It's just like, it's like tucked in for a midget or something.

Tommy: You could totally go a bit harder. I remember, back in the day, door frames, bucket of water up on the door frame, open up the door frame, bucket of water would come down.

Josh: I'm trying to think.

Tommy: I saw movies and I just like, as soon as I saw Home Alone where they set, where Macaulay Culkin sets traps for the burglars. The what? The burglars. The burglars. How do you say burglars? For the two pricks that try to rob his house. The what though? The burglars.

Josh: Burglars. There we go.

Tommy: Okay, so I'm gonna fuck you up now with some pranks because you're trying to just pull me up on words. Look out for the door, I might get you back with some salt.

Josh: A prank, sort of like, are we—

Tommy: I was talking with my brother yesterday about dacking. Do you remember getting dacked? It's so something as you get older, like, absolutely.

Josh: I would have— I tried to not associate with people who dacked. As a general rule. Because like the aim of the game is to what, uh, reveal your either undies or penis.

Tommy: I mean, ideally the pen. 54.

Josh: Yeah, pen 54. I didn't get it.

Tommy: Uh, yeah, no, sorry, pen 15. Pen and then number 1.

Josh: It's like I had a friend named Dennis and we were always trying to, uh, he would, you know, when you would get your name on the board. Yeah. When you were a kid, if you're being naughty. Yeah. And he spelled Dennis D-E-N-I-S 1 N, and so if you added a little line under the D, it was penis.

Tommy: Classic troll.

Josh: And so no dacking. Yeah, it wouldn't— I reckon it's in the same category as kiss chasey. It's just what we have nowadays.

Tommy: Yeah, well, I think dacking— yeah, here's the problem though. If you're with, if you're with a mate and it's your, your best buddy, do you think the best buddy is enjoying that experience?

Josh: I think if, if it's non-reciprocal, then probably not.

Tommy: But if your best buddy is like you've got a thing going where you're just getting each other. If you're walking up to some poor innocent little child— That's so bad. I'm pretending I'm a kid at the moment. Okay. I'm not an adult. Okay. That's disgusting. If you're a kid and you walk up to another kid, walk up to a kid who is a poor innocent little child and you just fucking dak them and they're a bit of a loser or they're seen as someone who doesn't have many friends, you're a piece of shit. Yeah. Because you're trying, you're being a bully. But if you and the boys are at sport—

Josh: See, this is the problem. I've never had the boys. Yeah, try it. It's great. I don't know if I want it. Well, you got the boys. Do you reckon I could conspiracy Jimmy? Do you think he would find that funny? He would fuck you up. The problem is I'd, I feel like I'd fail.

Tommy: Yeah, but also he does wear belts and yeah, I mean, I've assessed the dacking situation there. Yeah, see, James is twice the size of you. He's got '40 kilos more muscle than you.' He's not gonna hit me. No, but yeah, I guess that's the point. Back in the day— Dacking is a bit empowering. Yeah, it's funny. It is funny. I think if you're on the road, if you're the one getting dacked, that— my brother told me yesterday, he said, 'I got dacked in the tuck shop line, full nude, like all the way down. Just 100 people just seen everything, seen my pain.' Seen my pain, that's the title of today's app. Do you think videoing these episodes, there's a tendency to head towards smart?

Josh: Smart, absolutely. If we've learned anything from what have we spoken about. Well, last time we were still— It's also Josie.

Tommy: Yeah, well, we are bringing up the storey that I spoke about, which was the sex story.

Josh: Something a little bit lighter, McDonald's. Okay. Well, you and I bumped into each other yesterday. I say we did. You didn't. Yeah, we did. No, so we had fish and chips. So my parents—

Tommy: I love that you knew what I meant when I said you did.

Josh: My parents and Bri and I, we went in, Dad's got a nice Impala, this old sort of convertible.

Tommy: Picture if you've ever played Grand Theft Auto, the car you'd steal, it's almost like a really long convertible.

Josh: It's cool, hey? It's sick. I was loving it.

Tommy: I was like, what's the engine? Asking Dad a few blokey questions. The paint job. Sick. It's like, it's almost banana yellow, but just, it's a good paint job.

Josh: Anyway, we had fish and chips, it was really good. Guess how much fish and chips for 4 people?

Tommy: Oh, you're looking at $20 a head. More? Less?

Josh: It's about right, $75 or something. It's ridiculous. Isn't that crazy? Like fish and chips, if you're not from Australia, like that's traditionally been the el cheapo.

Tommy: It's potato fried, it's a piece of shit, piece of fish. Battered and fried. And what other fried bits did you get?

Josh: Did you go all fried or you went— Dad wanted a dimmi. Good. South Melbourne Market. I don't know, they didn't—

Tommy: I will just, can, if Richie, if you're watching, can you just make sure you sunscreen your face next time you're driving? 'Cause you took off those speed dealers.

Josh: Wowee. Did he have a bit of a mark?

Tommy: It was like a sun, like—

Josh: Mum lost her hat.

Tommy: Oh no.

Josh: She was upset. And the thing was— Convertible problems. I'd lost my hat previously and would turn around, turned around for it, but the thing was it was on a big intersection. Oh no. But mum was moping the whole way back. But no McDonald's. And so when did McDonald's come in? Well, we decided we sort of, anytime I'm around my parents, bad habits start. And so we're like, oh, does anyone want an ice cream? And dad said, oh yeah, I could have a cone. Yeah. He said, should we get 4 cones? Which sort of shits me because he's trying to like tell me what I need to like having, should we have 4 cones?

Tommy: Well, if Lynn was in the back saying it's better than nothing.

Josh: Well, I didn't want a cone. And so we went to, Bree and I, the car is so big that Dad was worried about getting it stuck in the drive-through.

Tommy: I'll be worried, the thing's 70 metres long.

Josh: So we decided to, Bree and I went in and we used the— Self-serve. Yeah, and they've got Crunchy McFlurries. So I got Dad one, a sort of standard cone with a flake. But then when it came to the Crunchy McFlurry, normally what Bree and I do is we get Oreo McFlurries and we add fudge. Yes, they weren't— combo. Yeah, they weren't allowing fudge. There was no— they said it was out, out of like sold out.

Tommy: Okay, now that's fair if they were just saying no to fudge.

Josh: However, we were doing the crunchy order and I saw that there's a button on there which says special request or whatever. Chocolate soft serve. Have you heard about this?

Tommy: I know McDonald's in other countries do it.

Josh: I did it in France. So in France— That's right, you told me about that. So in France, I had a chocolate soft serve and I had done the chocolate soft serve previously in Australia and it just came out in a normal way. Anyway, so Bree had decided to add Oreo to her crunchy McFlurry.

Tommy: I just realised we're in the middle of another food diary, but go on.

Josh: This is brilliant. Sorry, I've got a couple of minutes.

Tommy: You're getting wrapped up by Mr. 97. We'll have words about that later, Mr. 97.

Josh: Long storey short, Bree went up to the counter to ask about the hot fudge thing. Little did she know that I was trying a little life hack where when they didn't give me the choc soft serve, I was then going to say, hey, just put a chocolate fudge on it. Anyway, Bree was fucking it up by saying she went up and preempted and said, hey, could we get choc fudge on them? And I was saying, No, because I knew that I was gonna be able to get it for free later. I didn't wanna pay. And so we ended up having this altercation 'cause Bree said, "You said you wanted choc fudge. Why don't you just want it now?" I said, "Just wait." And then I turned and it worked. So I ended up, and the thing is Bree got a little squirt of hot fudge because I'd shown the guy this thing of like, hey, I'm like, "Oh, I should have chocolate ice cream." And they're like, "What are you talking about?" And I went and showed them.

Tommy: So that's a bit of a hack. Yeah. And we're getting wrapped up. It's The Daily Talk Show, everyone. The video's gonna die.

Josh: Hi@thedailytalkshow.com if you wanna send us an email, Wednesday, it is our 1-year anniversary of the show. So something exciting will be happening that day.

Tommy: 5 days a week for an entire year, no breaks. That's pretty good.

Josh: That's exactly what 1 year is. Exactly. Bye guys. See you guys.