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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 636 happy fat Fridays you absolute grox What's going on? We're trying new technical stuff and the problem is that when there's a lot of tight when it when all the technical stuff when there's technical stuff I can't help but like get really short and annoyed and it always happens at a time when the wherefore there's like heaps of people there's a lot more pressure and so then everyone whines just like man He's a fucking

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smile we got wine pages on the couch welcome buddy Thank you fat pay grown and we got a man yeah Ryan man Rory dodge saves for building and then also on zoom we've got Bradley M. Is that my

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name?

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Is Bradley Yeah, naughty salary crisis here. I was just laughing before cuz, Harry you such an old soul. Might you just sipping on a sun kissed can Or something like a patchy patchy owner or something. Passion Fruit flavoured full sugar? Fridays It sure is. Dodge Yeah, we gave you the company card Harry usually likes to take our company card. Yeah, and I said $20 limit Josh said 30 bucks lemon

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was worried that the 20 was just too limiting. You didn't have to use the whole 30 did you? How much did the turtle come to

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$30 64 cents dammit,

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you blow 60 but I thought

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because dodge is new to sort of hanging with us. And it's nice to sort of see what people's go to that and I say get what you like, not what we like.

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And then I said but do you like lollies?

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And I said no.

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Yeah, what's your What's your problem with lollies? I just think that

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I just prefer savoury food. Okay, so

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just Can we get a sweet savoury our hands around the jewellery? savoury, dodgy cyber a Mr. 97 cyber. Yep. And just just tell you

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what's up. Yeah,

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that's good.

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You guys, we should we should actually call a sweetie that'd be a nickname suede.

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suede.

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suede he's ready but he will be disappointed because I think dodge is going on.

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Well the thing is that at my at my house like savoury food can last a long time. Like we got a packet of sweet potato chips. If they were lollies. Oh, here we go. This is great. Yeah, so we've got should have,

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I should have upped the limit and made it alcohol is included on show because he sees the perfect spread cheese

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just so there is something sweet. Great. All right, here we go. It's got the mic so you can explain what we've got. I know where I'm going to start but

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Oreos and then there's Chinese or Asian writing on it looks like yeah,

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so I reckon no for Chinese New Year. Cuz they're on special.

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They just you just haven't got Oreos.

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It's just a teen. Teen of Oreos. Oh, it's 2020 Yeah, I get it. They're vegan or a lot of plastic.

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absolute monster.

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Yeah, you've got Oreos inside of.

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Yeah.

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I mean they're perfectly yeah sweetie Yeah, they mini they saves. They just crash. Yeah, that was that was a problem that was members.

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There we go. One for dodge.

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Right. Do you want one? Yeah. Hang on. That one's already broken. Hang on. Did you say sure? So 1311 Yeah.

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Is she upset? She was just there. She's watching. Yeah, I think she probably needs to go to the toilet. Don't need to go to the toilet. You're all good. Okay, grab. Yeah. 2020 the original Eric in your right dodge. I didn't realise Oh, bacon. Yeah, it was.

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Oh, yeah. Oreo is a vegan night. Yeah. Did he have that? I had no idea. I mean, so what they it's, they are processed to the ship so it's not like a milky thing inside.

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A lot of them do you reckon these are better than the yarn? It's sort of chocolate. And it's what do you think suede is? You know, I don't tend to do yeah not the ARIA but you know the out you know there aren't it's all sorts.

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Yeah, the chocolate cream.

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Yeah. Do you think the chocolate cream is a better than an Oreo do you think was preferred or?

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You get too in the pack? Yeah, man. So good.

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We really need to get some wine or something for later on. Don't we do that?

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Is it hummus? Are we really sticking with the nickname dodge? Is that what?

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I like it don't dodge anything better? No. Good. I

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just point out that Rain Man went to a festival a week ago and he still got the wristband on four

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days back on Tuesday.

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He got plans. Um, pitch

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pitch pitch festival. Good. He was glamping you saying that because someone was infected you If

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someone was in fact not afford that.

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And so what's what's the date? What's your thoughts on sort of keeping an eye on how long we're going to say it for?

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I reckon now I've had the the pushback, maybe maybe when I get home now.

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So what's the enough bullying? I had any pushback? Because it was the first thing I saw. I was like, Oh, yeah, he went to the festival.

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Yeah, to be honest, you're the first people I've seen since the

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day. Yeah.

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What was that festival like? what's what's the deal? It was good. glamping was good. Showers. Backstage access toilets. What are you doing backstage? What did you mean just just looking waving at the crowd kind of

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feeling superior? Yeah, I like it.

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What is that? So that's the VIP. Did you have to wear a lanyard or something as well? Not just the pink. Yeah,

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it says guest on it. Yeah, I'm really yeah, that's cool. What's the movie last night Dodgers favourite film, although my wife asked him, Have you Seeing this film big I think the big sick, yes, the big sick. And he's like, oh, now what's that about? And then she told him she's like, Oh, I know that that's my favourite film said your daughter forgot the name of the film, which is his favourite film until my wife described the film. But she hadn't even watched it. And then we watched it last night. One of those ones I didn't. I didn't want to watch it. And I didn't want to watch it because I knew it was emotional. I took

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it easy. I know the film. It's a good film. It's good. It's got a comedian. That's right, come out.

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Yeah, come out. It's a true story about a guy who meets a girl at one of his stand up gigs. And then they fall in love and she becomes sick but they kind of break up before she gets sick and then he's there while she's in a coma and so like it's if you feel like me, like I it's almost like I I avoid where I know I'll get emotional. It's because I don't want to feel that I was like there's too much going on in the world don't need that negativity, but then I watched it. I was like that actually felt kind of good. Like just having a bit of a cry, you know?

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How foreign to start crying?

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Or when when, when she gets ill, I mean, towards the end you're actually just 100%. And then and then like you could really just, you know, lean into a sulk, couldn't you? Well, the

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annoying thing is breakpoints at anytime, like if I do it. It's like she's like, she's just like, just watching the movie and keep going. But

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Amy was so annoyed with me because I was like, oh, let's not keep doing I was really pushing back until it sort of got me and I knew it was gonna be good film. And so she was pissed. And then I blend into it and then we're both sort of holding each other by the

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wind. When was last time you cried sweetie.

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Last time I cried. It was actually probably on a floor watching a movie was the odd driving around. The additive

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drive is that a is a commercial.

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That's a racing driver. He gets a dog as a pop. Narrated by Kevin Costner is the dog's voice. And he was just telling the story. The guy gets married. The wife gets cancer and she dies and they've got a young daughter and it was a when the the wife was going through the cancer it's sort of yeah on the plane trying to hold back her. Oh yeah.

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There's something about the cancer one that I don't like this one she's in a coma and it's nothing relating to cancer. So if if you sign with me like I just can't I can't do it. You

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lost me at talking dog.

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It's I wouldn't have you had me driving around driving the ride. Yeah. And let's meet dog. Well,

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the talking dog bit. It feels like you can always suspend this. Well, you have to suspend disbelief all the talking dog was actually the voiceover.

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Sure. So you never actually saw the dog talking? No, you just it'd be stuff it was the dog writing the story.

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Okay, so the dogs are professional voice. I mean, it's funny like I actually I might do that tonight. watch one of those We've just been through is that is that grace in the corner? Okay, these guys Hi guys. I love the The funny thing is Grace took like 15 1515 minutes of like, getting ready putting clothes on. She's laughing

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Yep. Yeah. Because it just had a name there before

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she's saying No no, that's right appreciated Christ. Yeah, no I those those dog movies that was a really big right there the crunching it's quite quite loud. The the dog movies by Beethoven. Anyone remember Beethoven? Hmm?

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What about it man?

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It was a great film. No. You didn't like it? It means you do you want us to sort of?

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Well, I just feel like the cinematography.

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I just feel like I watched it a bunch. And we don't really see talking dog 101 Dalmatians. were they talking? No, not talking but just lots of Dalmatians. I had a Dalmatian as a kid so I was really enjoy. Yeah,

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when he said Sing that the 101 Dalmatians that used to be what we'd seen for the New Zealand national anthem. Oh, I literally have no

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words and start singing it for us.

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I said it again so used to do the New Zealand national anthem and

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it was because I did it one year, it would have been grade zero. So prep in New Zealand. I call it grade zero. Yeah, I think so. Okay, and anyway, I remember. I don't know if everyone saw it, or maybe it's just me, but there was definitely 101 Dalmatians in the chain of the New Zealand nationals or the tune. Okay. Yeah,

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yeah. Sort of, I guess is sort of hard to do again. I mean, what is that? How does the New Zealand I have no idea. Does anyone else

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isn't happy birthday the same tune as a bunch of other things.

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Look it up too. Well, that I know there's like a bunch of copyright stuff with

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is another classic. Tonight is a whole bunch of song. There's a few songs you can just put the words in and it's Twinkle, twinkle little star, I think.

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Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

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I don't Know what I was listening to the other day but they released how old Shrek is

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as in the green monster the made up monster

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content

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yes apparently in the new musical the Shrek the Musical. It's just released the melody I think he's 2028 or 27

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as in the character who?

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Who plays Shrek.

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Well, you know, Mike Mike is right in the film yet, but then in real life like as

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in he was 27 in the film like the gap like they had a you know an age for him.

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That's a bit weird.

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Why did you ever did you get into Lassie?

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Never got into Lassie rent into

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really Tim renting to renting? Is that before your

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20s is that is that

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pretty cool to Tintin? No, no renting teen was another series lock last he was a different breed of dog he worked with I think the American army or something like that

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was it as useless as Lassie? Oh, yeah. Let's see dogs. Look if you kick the Lassie dog, it would crumble and don't kiss

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the dog. When did I care to kick a dog? I think if you bang I thought about the other day. Yeah, if you if they coming up to you and you feel

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odd if a dog was on my son, there would be no problem. Doing the drop pan. Yeah. Like you'd have to it's Yeah, you know, the it's the hierarchy of beings, humans dogs.

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Well, I think a lot of people would

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say, George, George and I were looking at on Reddit this morning, and we saw a monkey hole in Thailand. Just assume a town has just been infested by monkeys that are hungry because tourists haven't been feeding the monkeys really. And so it's just it's Bedlam. They're just running into shops and they're just, they're looting. What about the

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thing did you say that a pot, whatever that was. I'm patting. The The baby tiger. No baby line. I always get them confused. Yeah,

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I mean it was it's one of my favourite things looking at like unusual friendships between animals I guess.

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What am I

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if I'm and I think that you're the monkey. Yeah, and what do you and I'm the I don't know what to what tortoise

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check is a fuckload

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better really slow

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that was 97 with that check guys

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just if you want to know the true the turtles have a lot of sex So did we make that up we made that it's very

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slow. You've seen the

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you've seen the video of that little one. Oh, that's right

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of the turtle or whatever.

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Now I don't know.

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Yeah, it is firm is a tortoise a sexual

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predator? Yeah. Oh, I don't know if any animal is a sexual predator. Yeah. I don't Yeah, I wonder what the yaquis Humans like some of the only animals that you like dogs, pleasure and dolphins

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as well which bonobos, bonobos. Yeah.

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I like the way you say, Yeah. What about you?

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So what do you, you told us? He

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said, No, no, no, I think I'm like, in all seriousness, I'm a koala.

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Alright, to be honest, koalas i think is severely overrated.

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How did I get up the tree? That's anything I'd be concerned about.

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They might

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have been doing that. But the koalas? Like, I think it I mean, I've had some hardship over the summer. But to be honest, it's very like,

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I'm so sorry. Christ. Christ. It's like, the last time nabbit cancelled. I think.

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On the phone. He's like, calling

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131 triple four.

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Yeah, I'm not into them. They look cute, right? koalas look cute. But the savage well i think that that's the long fingernails like, you know the cute is a bear is like a

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teddy bear like a teddy bear. You know the song.

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What is it? What is it?

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Please don't call me a koala bear really is I'm not a bear

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at all is that? Did you make that out?

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No. Do you think I would be able to make up something like that?

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hang on hang on No, this is not a bear thing.

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Can you read the rest of the lyrics as facts? Read them out as facts.

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It's websites good. More on.nl.nl

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I believe is Netherlands Dutch. You might go.

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Yep. So please don't call me a koala bear. Because I'm not a koala bear at all. Please don't call me a koala bear. It's driving me up the wall. If your name was Tom, and everyone called you dick. Perhaps you understand why I'm sick, sick, sick. I'm simply a koala. And I want the name to stick so please don't call me a koala bear. I don't remember that.

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Extra lyrics the Tom and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Why are you an animal lover?

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Yet sort of wombats

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specific with just that braid.

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Yeah. Well, it's just that it was my nickname all through high school through the army as well. Well, yeah,

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my mom's classic She's like a one man eight throats and lathes. That's how I got Really?

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That's great.

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I'm so glad I like my mom. What

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is it? Eight eights roots and

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roots and leaves is what one bad day? Yeah. aids roots and leaves.

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And, like, how often are you actually seeing one bats? Like When's the last time you saw one based on this other one? That was probably when I took the kids to the zoo. Okay, so is zoos. How do we feel about zoos in 2020? depends on what's in them.

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This purpose? Yeah, yeah. A lot of them are working on conservation programme. So

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So sanctuaries like Healesville sanctuary. It's in my name. Yeah, I mean, it is sounds fine. It's pretty phenomenal that you can get that there is a tiger within five kilometres from here.

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Yeah, really? Anything within 10 minutes

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is a couple of Walmart's in this room. But now that I mean then pandas and shaker in zoos what can we find out what animals are in Melbourne Zoo at the moment?

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Well, there was also

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Ben Fordham was texting me because all of the there was some apes or whatever in the walking around Sydney was out there. He was pumped about it. He had like Simon

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is walking around Sydney.

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Yeah, that's scary. I escaped from like a science thing didn't matter.

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It was some research facility where they were being had testing and they'll be able to do a vasectomy on the male when he got here. That's right.

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So there's the story that a What do you call it? What's that out? The Cougar like the cat of the Black Cat, yeah, the black cat escaped the circus in Mansfield 6070 years ago, and then it went up into the hills and then has reproduced. And so there's like, the myth of the big black Cougar

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or a castle like you reckon you've seen?

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How much MDMA did you have?

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Now, we were down the coast like near warble, and we were driving and it was like, kind of, you know, dusk and 10 metres in front of us this huge cat just walked like black thing. Like, like the bit taller than that couch. Yeah, just shot past us and disappeared into the bush. Yeah, it was like it wasn't a cat like it was big. Who saw it? Me and Danny girlfriend. Okay, okay,

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well, until I made her we cannot confirm

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the story. Yeah, I mean, I'm a quite a jumpy, I like, like that idea of saying an animal would scare me. But even Like when we were like coming to work today? I looked you're talking 97 you had a guy follow you. Oh, yeah,

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that's i

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i mean i had a nightmare on the bus as well just the bus driver told me off for being on the phone. What's the role can we find out your your lead on the phone? Definitely.

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Did you not driving the bus or it's on speaker Apple's air pods were how loud? Do you think you were just talking? how loud you think? What were you saying as well when you got to hold on? Pause I say in the voice.

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Oh, yeah. Now Ozzie number is not sending text messages to people and then what happened? And then he stopped the bus so we could say he picked me up and I was behind the way he picked you up. Now as in I thought he came over to the bus stop I got on the bus. Oh yes. And I walked in tapped Mikey and got behind the line because there's a line that you're not meant to go pass until you stand in it. So I stood behind the line. And then and then I was talking on the phone or whatever and you're already on the phone. When you got on the bus I walked on the bus with,

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did you tell the person you say Hi, I'm just getting on the bus. I said, I'm just

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commuting to work. And so I got on the bus. And then he made a comment. And I didn't really hear it. So I just sort of like moved back a little bit because it was directed me I didn't know I didn't know what he's saying. And then, and then probably maybe 20 seconds later, he stops the bus on the freeway. We didn't sped up completely, it was probably like 40 an hour. And he stopped and then he, and then he turned around. He told me to move backwards to stop distracting him. And what do you say?

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I just move back.

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Okay, what else am I gonna say? Falco?

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How many What do you think the vibe was around you? What do you think people were thinking I was on the phone. And so anyway, you had that old deal? Yeah. And then you're walking to work. Yeah. And you try facetiming me? Yeah, I was just jumping into the shower. So I decided not to enter the FaceTime. Yeah. I said what's up

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Yeah, well, I mean, so I was I got off the bus and I was walking to the office and this was a long puddle straight. And there was this blood coming towards me is on a skid. He was it looked like he was going to work sort of like

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he was tidy like it. It was tidy.

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He was tidy. Yeah, he didn't. He didn't look like

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tidy GTA Oh, yeah. Real time.

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I think it

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was at the club fight, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. So

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yeah. Anyway, he comes up to me and he says something but I got my air pods

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causing a lot of

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grief for you on the phone or you off the phone now. So for me, I was messaging you back. And but I had my episodes and so I missed what he said. And so I took one out and stopped. And then and then he's like, Oh, it's beautiful shirt. Beautiful, beautiful pants and beautiful smile you have like, Ah, thank you. And so then I'm just like, okay, and uh, Put my iPod back in and I kept walking and then

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on a scooter just talking to you

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know, literally literally what's on the screen all the scooters excuse me like tonight Just a normal

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Boosted Board by the why'd you hear that?

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All they went under Yeah, yeah. Anyway so I

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only free boards the Casey

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Neistat executives about 20 seconds later I turned into the alleyway to get to cut two hours straight and get to the office. And then he comes zipping back on his electric scooter. And he's like, oh, sorry for being sorry, forward, but I just thought you had beautiful hair and a beautiful smile. And I was like, Okay, this is getting weird. And I'm only like 50 metres from the office and he just keeps asking me more and more questions. I was asking where are you going? I'm on my way to work and soccer, right? What do you do for work? And I was like, video stuff. And, and then he's like, Ah, that kind of video stuff. And I was like, No, no, no, no, no. And he's like, Yeah, Yeah, I do. I like to do that video stuff as well. porn. Yeah. And then And then I got to the office and and he said Have a nice day.

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Yeah. And then dodge and I ran into him.

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Yeah. And he offered us some gay time.

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Charge off some guy time. legit had a gay time rapper and he's had The Iceman. So you guys want to guys you guys want this on so that we think it was always he was just like he looked like he'd been at Golden plains was he he had a steel coming down.

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never responded he and vinter was the go pick. He was off he

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pitches off he's Yeah, he was not either. It was it.

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Yeah, guys can you can be tardy on us? Yeah, definitely.

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For the first little bit.

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depends if like a full blown ice junkie. No, but like, I knew a guy who used to have a fan. He had a family. They had a full time job. And he'd say to me, I would smoke a gramme of ice in the day, and then he would ice yet shitload like three 400 bucks worth of ice and it really it would be nice. It would be ruin, not very good. We know if you smoked down right now you would have a heart attack anyway. He said I used to close we'd get into bed him and his wife and he would he the light would go off and he's eyes would just be open and he just watched the sunrise but he'd been bed just wide awake, and then go and get another bag of ice in the morning drive to work smoking a pipe, like it's full on, but he kept the job for a long time. Like he never fell into being some junkie that's wandering around Abbotsford don't get a job, which is Yeah,

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I mean that you can only do so much integration for if

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you use the coupon code TS at checkout to get 50% off your first month. Now I'm a bit I am like it so that the idea of that guy would have spooked me a little bit because I'm very into security. And even you were picking up that you thought that when you and I were walking before there was a guy who was getting up he had like a like luggage he's he's a regular Woolworths He normally puts out a sign and you're saying why it's got like he's um, you loves iced coffee?

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Yeah, the cops were we thought harassing him and then dodging or we're in Kohl's and they're buying him in iced coffee. That's nice. It was really lovely

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that was not it was really that's fine but no but you know that you thought that I sort of moved my body which I just

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your body language was basically said you're homeless Get the fuck away now it's just the

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think no he was just

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it was over like it was like fully closing off like like he was about to lunge at you but the poor guy was just willing he's little

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while I was just doing a favourite like with this all this Corona shoot just any walking past anyone like normal going past the bus stop I would go

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would you like the hospital staff out or when you go out to the cemetery you'd hold your breath? Remember that? I

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never walked past me. Or you know there's not really many in the burbs. What do you know? I feel like you'd know stuff. What do you

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all feel? There's one in dandenong right? There's one in Carlton here. They're everywhere. What Glen ferry?

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What like the way he was explaining it so

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they're everywhere. There's not many but there's it they're everywhere. There's one cute one engine running queues

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you know about San Francisco and

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sorry to tell you where there is one big market. Queen Victoria market is a cemetery. They just built a market on top of it. Really look it up when the cemetery goes to is through the Queen Vic market at night. And I was looking into this years ago. Also went on it goes to San Francisco. Sorry, it went on it goes it goes to it. And I ended up knowing the guy who was running the ghost tour. He worked at the radio station. He ended up doing voiceover stuff. It wasn't I didn't know him, Arthur.

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Oh, yeah. Did he now

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one last out trying to pick up this girl perfect on the go. To like as the guy the confident person running the tiller, it was just you know, have you ever been around someone trying to pick up someone He's like, I know exactly what you're doing.

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Yeah. I can handle it when that's happened. It's so

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cringe.

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em off is lovely though.

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It was created but others lovely.

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Wondering does, too was Great Ocean Road. Oh, yeah. So he's still in the two.

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Biggest pickup so the VP?

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yes.

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In that movie, the the big sick. The comedian has like a picket line. Maybe he's like riding on a piece of writing on a napkin. George, what is it? It's like he's your name. Is your name in Pakistani or something?

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Yeah, yeah. Was that? I thought the pickup line was the Uber driver stuff.

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He's an Uber driver, too.

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Yeah, but did you watch the show?

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Yeah, did they come back so you pick up on that he used On the girl that he ends up marrying the whole film. Yeah, he uses it later on when they've broken up and then has sex with another girl. Yeah, you know, but he uses the same pickup line. So there is there is a badge that Mason should look into.

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pickup lines. Yeah, yeah. or become an Uber driver.

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Yeah, that could be fun. Yeah.

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wine. Are you a Netflix watch? Do you watch Netflix?

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only just started.

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What do you think of the collection?

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What it like what's available on days anything anything, though? binge watched? the Mandalorian was Star Wars spin off. I am sorry. That my oldest daughter's just gone Netflix crazy. Yeah, she's trying to get me into

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the Mandalorian was good though.

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It was you watch that too. So yeah, it's great. And so was it.

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I never watched Star Wars. So instead of green screens, I got massive like 20 minute TVs.

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like to tell you guys this Aaron Yeah, just dialling it all in

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but yeah they did they did all the background on the lighting using TVs it's cool it's nice lush posted a video on Facebook about it. Did he?

29:13
I watched that Katherine Kim oh

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good yeah good is it

29:16
you know that used to say fountain gate you know they say fountain likes now

29:21
this dot which is chosen like

29:23
they started like this I didn't realise but the stop they said fountain gate but then after a while like I I remember as a kid because like we used to go to fountain gate they changed it to fountain likes, and I didn't really last I found the fountain guide is called fountain guide in the shower. They say calling a fountain like can you find out trivia on that service? Because I feel like maybe for legal reasons. They may change the name potentially but but you know Kath Bree was saying, Katherine Katherine Kim, by quiet attractive,

29:57
giant tuna. Yeah, maybe Is that

30:04
okay? Yeah and,

30:05
and yeah, well you just don't think when you think of cat you didn't think like, attractive you thought like cat is like, you know the like she's the rough play. They're all Yeah, they're all a bit rough.

30:18
It's a good yeah and they're like the same age but she's a mom.

30:21
Yeah, that's right.

30:22
Yeah, I've just realised something. Dude I was whining the guy that I cracked it with the 2020 decade Yeah,

30:38
here we go just a little

30:44
sorry. So now let's go through so what why what do you remember the what was the What do you remember you set it up for us give us some

30:54
autonomy what the conversation was you're talking about the new decade was 2020 kicking you know I just pointed out that from a mathematical and calendar perspective, a year ending in zeros, the end of a 10 year period. Ends

31:09
pretty pretty quickly.

31:10
Yeah. What do you think it is DOJ,

31:12
move it because I thought like 2020 new decade like we're in the 20s you know, out of the teens 20s 30s but he was taking it all the way back to 1901 which I've realised is right.

31:26
So a decade consists of how many years

31:29
10 years?

31:30
Okay, but it's from century is from 19 Oh, January 119. Oh, one to

31:37
31st of December 1999.

31:40
No. century a century?

31:42
Yeah. Oh my god. There's gonna be a

31:47
crisis loving the band until I can tell.

31:51
I was pretty quick to to blow up. You

31:58
is the nicest thing I've ever had. Heard that both said each other's right. Isn't that nice? Are you George's is right for apologising?

32:07
And yeah, did people use this in their marketing material? Like were people saying you started a new decade? Yeah. What? So 2020 the start of the new decade, it is

32:18
technically No.

32:21
Wind. So when can we start saying, When can we say we're in the new decade?

32:27
Well, I mean, well, this is the thing. You can say you're in the 20s. Now, but if you're going to be really technical and go back to the start of time, then we're still currently in the last decade. It's from 2011 to 2020. Sure, because you need to say 2000

32:46
years.

32:48
Yeah, it was like with the Millennium bug. You the water came. So that was saying that you 2000 was the start of a new millennium. Oh, was just pointed out. First Year of the millennium was one Last year, the Millennium was 1000. So that 2000 was the last year. But people as you said, yeah, if you're referring to a decade as the 20s, then it's here 2329.

33:10
Well, Ryan, man Rory, the data analysts, what do you what do you think about this?

33:15
Well, we haven't come into the marketplace.

33:17
trying to work out. I'm six, like the three three episodes from 629 to 632 is the same kind of thing. You, you 629 to 632 is four episodes. So three episodes is 630-630-1632. So it's like the same kind of because you could look at the six Yeah, cuz you don't in the 630 is it counts as well. So in the year to date, we're losing Bryce.

33:47
Yeah, a good way. A good way to think about it, which was what Wayne got me with was if you go January one to January 10. That's Oh, hang on. That's 10 days. Is 10 days?

34:00
Yeah. So you can't go January zero. There's no such thing as January zero. Sure. And that's why prep and that whole talk about quality like grade zero is a little bit confusing, isn't it? Sure.

34:13
Well in Sydney in New South Wales, they don't call it prep. What do they call it? Like, it's like preschool.

34:18
What's it like the US is pretty fucked up the way they do things. So they like whether they've got like our metro area. They've got like all the middle school, elementary school, my school sometimes.

34:33
Yeah, well, I mean, we're thinking about when, what year we send Bodhi to prep, because you can next year Well, next year, he would be in prep in four No, so that's not gonna happen. So but then the following year, he would start prep when he's five when he's four still and just turn five. And so there's a lot of thought that you hold off another year so you haven't preschool or whenever that version is here before You send him he will start prep when he's five. And that and then he'll turn six the month that he started prep. When did you send your girls to

35:08
all two girls? Yeah. Allison, who's the oldest was born in February. So she's his body. Yeah. She's the youngest in her age level.

35:16
Yeah. So yeah. So that would be if I sent Bodie to prep in when he's four years of age does this.

35:22
He actually turned five I think like you're saying Bodi will starting. Prep prep. Yeah. Whereas our youngest one who birthdays in August, so she was just filling to the normal pattern of things.

35:33
And so this is interesting, because when it comes to sport, so, Malcolm Gladwell wrote the book, outliers, and Ellison plays 14, right. I believe that when it comes to sport within the hockey space, that much about sport, but hockey, I'm sort of ice hockey. There. So they talk about the fact that that I think it's if you are older if you look at this subsets. If you aren't older, you basically are more likely to play professional because what they do is because they're taller or like, more developed, they get more coaching time. And then the more coaching time leads to better skills and all this, which I don't know whether it's,

36:16
I mean, at this point, I'm just thinking about when you can get rid of the kid. When is the kid gonna be okay?

36:21
Like, what do you reckon you would do? If you

36:23
know that's just development? They're just so young for like, we saw a kid this morning at the coffee shop dodge. That kid was in prep. And he was like a one year old. He was so young like sending yet they're so tired. Like their first year of school. You don't get to nap.

36:39
Your apples. It's a nap at school and I don't want school. Dead fish. What was dead fish? Again, the idea was that you would slyke it's just lazy teachers. Yeah, well you supply so much. I was so good dead fish. And

36:55
dead fish. Anything on the outline stuff since I'm on Wikipedia. Relative age effect was I don't know, what does it say?

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I'm just trying to write it. Write it out loud. Malcolm Gladwell book outliers have popularised the issue in respective Canadian ice hockey players, European football players and us Major League Baseball plays. The expected distribution of births in any month across a population correlates closely closely to the number of days in the month with February being the shortest month having the fewest births. Hmm.

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Is that buddy's rare?

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He's a left

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hand eater, and boy fed. The relative age effect is illustrated in the second graph

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saying people born in September to December are more likely to if you go start schooling this time, more likely to be successful in the sport. I mean, it's Yeah, it's

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I guess you're just ah he

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go. I think

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this is

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riveting now just tilted his head

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because I'm trying to just interpret now it's too hard it's good we actually you need to give this to Rain Man. I'm just doing a bit of there but this

38:12
we can't interpret it interpret interpret interpret.

38:18
All right we need to leave and sort out the beer situation because Dodgers got highly highly likely contamination of food. That's the style he's gone for

38:28
over finger food you

38:32
so we might as well lots of chair share a few pieces.

38:35
The plastic thing I didn't. Chairman Kevin idea for us regarding plastic.

38:40
Yes. So, Chairman Rick came to me during a maths episode. He's watching maps when I go home from the gym and so my family was watching math.

38:50
Is that a family? together? Yeah, yeah. Usually over dinner. Time you eating dinner

38:59
like night It would have been like eight to nine o'clock. Oh, after the gym. I hate subway at 830 you're fuming.

39:06
But you were telling a story so exciting, you

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know anyway,

39:10
so it's important facts. The dad came up Chairman rate came up with the idea during maps and he told me to wait until the ad break.

39:18
Because it would taste he was what was happening in the episode. Dinner Party.

39:25
Just maps bullshit. Yeah, I think someone apparently someone cheated or whatever. And then anyway, it's a

39:32
bit of drama. Not this not that strong marriage. Don't cheat on that.

39:36
But anyway, so yeah, Chima Rick's idea is to do your normal grocery shop, film yourself and say how many items you can get without plastic. So you're not intentionally you're trying to find things that you'd usually shop for that wouldn't have plastic you know, going out and buying everything that doesn't have plastic. So how would we

39:55
so this is just for Tommy and I.

39:58
Yeah, but that but so he wants to eat Send it to all of the gronk See, recommends 500 he wants 500 500 gronk

40:05
that'll get us on the project.

40:09
So the idea of the project what's what's the thinking behind that?

40:13
PRP?

40:17
mile next door neighbour, it's the producer so I can,

40:20
we can get really good. Here's your old neighbour Hunter. Oh, yeah, it sounds like a producer is on the hunt looking for stuff. Yeah. Okay, I'll sniff it from a mile away to be honest guys. Pr hauls while you were talking about wanting to do a stunt was a stunt

40:37
Ah, it was one it was just we missed the boat at it. And it was when How do you feel about missing the

40:43
boat? I'm sort of cool about

40:44
it. Yeah, cool about it. I called Justin was like, dude, we have to mock up a fight at a Woolworths are called over toilet paper. This is like three days before the bar. I know. It's gonna If

41:00
I wear out hoodies I'm like why don't we What about if we get George to do it?

That would be so good just fuckin wombat pulling George's head

41:18
Oregon that's got a better chance that we had better chance of getting it

41:20
it's a little bit to

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radio it'll be to stuff with the the radio station Oh stuff with the TV networks

41:30
trying to study it is with any stunts that maybe not that because yeah other ones any content ideas guys things to think about over the over the weekend wombat got any content ideas thanks sweetie oh one we don't Yeah What do you

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prefer one bad

41:52
sweetie just like it's like when happy Harry calls me daddy. I can't do it anymore. It started off as a joke of dad Then he just started calling me daddy all the time. And then brace like did you tell me no no it's nothing

42:09
that any any ideas guys any

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anything club idea?

42:12
Oh yeah great. I've got to make thank you for bringing up gone Oh yeah

42:17
book club 40 tipping club.

42:20
Oh, that's that could be postponed because on the coronavirus I don't like footy but it's a good way to go every week.

42:27
Something happens. Yeah turn into a football podcast good benchmark.

42:32
What happens is all that hates football actually probably be you ends up winning like literally just choosing my wife doesn't watch football and two weeks in a row got not eight out of nine, which is huge. I wish I could get around that.

42:46
How do we was that

42:47
just getting the tips anyway, before we finish up? You want to fly flag you think for tomorrow?

42:52
You're running the book club. What time you reckon 11.

42:58
Actually, we got feedback for the afternoon.

43:02
Does everyone else think we're

43:06
gonna come to the book club? Can you write into 97? What time you'd like? Yeah. I think I think 11 either 11 or three. Hmm. You're gonna just do it from home. Yeah. And so we'll do the zoom call thing.

43:23
Easy. She hasn't read this month.

43:25
That's okay. Most people haven't. I have you have you finished your just No, no, no, because we're only halfway through the month.

43:33
A bit. Callum's finished.

43:34
I'm in Kalamazoo, Michigan animal. Yeah. And so it's Emma. Yeah. I think has adventure.

43:40
Yeah. Nothing. Next week, though. I know. I gotta tell you Bodie knocked your book. I think you've still got your book here that you meant to be reading this month.

43:49
No, you give it my backing.

43:51
Oh, it's the other one.

43:52
Yeah, this one so every time Amy comes. Yeah, buddy. You knocked it though. And

43:56
it fell out the book my page. Boom spider

43:59
man. That was my Last time he did that as well. Well, I mean, they basically knocked it over. She didn't purposefully, she just knocked it. What do we

44:10
know? She knocked over?

44:16
Tiny habits and the bookmark came out and she put it back into a random spot. We said Oh, he won't notice.

44:21
That's even more random Tawny

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habits.

44:24
Yeah. Tiny habits that's in

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my book. Yeah, that's why

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it's in my bag.

44:30
Okay. Did you put it in today?

44:33
Yeah. Okay, because I know but it was at home. It was solid. making you feel like you're further ahead. Or it's very simple stuff. I'll give a tip for everyone today. have I spoken about this on the show? No, no. Okay. Do you want one one that only hears okay. So I'm glad we landed. It's good sweetie. Sweetie. Sweetie, sweetie. All right. habits are hard, right? And so that's why you got to start tiny. That's the whole premise of the book. And so one of the things with habits is it's like when you do the new habit, is there a new habit you're trying to start wombat?

45:16
Not leaving after your route.

45:21
You know, you don't want to get into the habit of going for a ride every day.

45:24
You want to get into the habit of going for a ride. Yeah. Okay. That's a good one. And so,

45:31
what?

45:33
What he talks about in the book is what Jesse's gonna matter does, it's almost like doing I feel like I'm doing a magic trick. He's pulling me the wrong card. No, so um, the thing with habits is to cement them one of the strongest words you can think of is after and it's, after I do this, I'll do this. Okay. And so, so for And so if you wanted to learn to floss one side, do you floss much? Okay, so flossing is good. I don't do it that much. Only if I've had sort of steak, but you should floss more. Everyone's Yeah, everyone should everyone should. I haven't? No because Vegeta Why

46:17
are you okay?

46:18
So there's no sort of magic into like, I don't think that's anyway. So after you brush your teeth, floss, right, so, you're gonna brush your teeth. So after that you floss and so the point is, so if you want to ride the bike after So,

46:34
after you brush your teeth, right you buy

46:41
it's got some more nuance to it, which I'm not completely across but after after whatever you do a really

46:49
great day today. No you

46:52
didn't I that's what I'm meant to be doing every single time it says a great day and maybe that's part of my attitude problem.

46:57
Yeah, potentially.

46:59
Because Yeah. We get a bit of feedback on Josh's attitude. Oh, definitely.

47:07
Definitely. So,

47:08
so Shannon lifted comment on Instagram saying JJ has been so angsty lately. And so that was I really wit last weekend and Friday's episode. And so Rain Man Rory got Google's sentiment analysis to save Google agrees.

47:25
Okay, so that sentiment analysis does what Rory?

47:28
Yeah. So it looks at everything that was said in the podcast, everything Josh said and it'll rank it whether it was positive or negative. Okay, so for Episode 629 to 631, which was Friday to Sunday.

47:40
It wasn't Yeah, it's Yeah, I think including Monday as well, would you?

47:45
Yeah, that is you got a a positivity Mater 3%, which is very low.

47:53
Is that saying the majority is

47:55
90s it was closer to being negative. So it was very casual. It was online. On the negative side of things, okay, so to compare, you've turned it around this week, so 632 to 635. It was up near 10%, which is pretty high.

48:11
Yeah,

48:12
I see Sam the way he did it. I don't know numbers, right, man. It's saying 10% is that meaning that 80%? Sorry, not sorry. 90% is negative? Is that what it's

48:23
saying? It's, it's not it's not saying that it's No, it's just on a weighted scale. So like, what should I ever be will be around like 3012 13% Okay, so that makes sense.

48:32
10 is really hot.

48:34
Yeah, yeah, so 10 so pretty positive, but 3% is really low. It's never gonna be zero because like, there's neutral comments and all this other stuff, but 3% means that most of it was pretty negative, really negative. Now I get

48:45
that. I can feel that

48:49
going the the negativity, so Google pulled out some of the comments. They there was some a lot around do a bad diet and

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Fridays. Yeah, that was what we would

48:59
end up The most negative was you getting a bit angsty about Mr. 97 sneezing? That was that was that was a 90% on the

49:12
news and say, like it's actually not that funny. Yeah, really knew. I think the 97th responsible for Tom Hanks.

49:23
Tom Hanks got it before we came to the country suppose that's happy to sneeze as we're

49:30
taking out the gun. Oh,

49:33
by the way Christ says she's in for April for the book club. And she's got an idea to merge the adventure club and the book club written adventure book or choose your own adventure book.

49:43
Yeah, I think that's great. Check I Levison.

49:45
Yeah, it was funny. We posted the we don't have bat suit but we have something. That's right. It will leave us and we'll get around and

49:53
now we Um,

49:55
anyway, let's finish this up now. Okay.

49:57
Okay, can I just quickly say about all the books that I've just Because I think that this is very relevant in this

50:02
essay also, did you see Angela from venture IP, they raised three and a half grand for the World's Greatest Show. And that's great. I mean, gratulations guys, and you can also get 50% off your first invoice on the 12 month plan if you use the code TTS,

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doing great things offering great services, a bunch of shaved head people answering phones

50:28
24 hours a day, always gonna need a website, or better IP. These are the books that I've just purchased. These are all secondhand. I think that this could be good, like good stimulus for what? adventure slash when the yelps cast this spell backpacking in our apps, and he said that word.

50:51
Pay your parent as a parent a parent a

50:54
parent in what your your

50:56
prices like bond prices, Switzerland and stuff. Yeah. Is it a part of the Tour de France? The pure knees like the section of Yeah, the mount?

51:05
Yeah, the walkers guide to outdoor clues and signs. The geological story of Yosemite National Park

51:13
gracious loving this, by the

51:14
way, big walks of the South, hiking in Japan, and the wilderness survival guide. And so they're the my latest books now actually drop on that. I said to Bri I said under 100 and she looked at IMG and she said it was $99 and 78 cents. Got it. He

51:34
got $30 on this fat Friday and 60 something 64 Yeah, so 164 cents.

51:39
Hey, what time is the?

51:41
The Zoom? Yeah, so we're lucky. Once they finally

51:44
tell us what do you what do you think mom wants? midday?

51:51
Can she sing Can she do 11 because Josh has got level three. All right. Go for a walk. Get your coffee get. Go to the conference. Funded on

52:00
Western Australia. Oh, yeah. Ah, so you're races that's like a crisis,

52:06
but a crisis in there until next month. So okay, yeah, good point. She just did down the barrel. Yeah.

52:12
Okay, so now we'll do. We'll do 11 for this one. Yeah. And then yeah, everyone. Even if you haven't read the book yet, if you think that you could read the book, between now and the end of the month, you can still be involved. If you also want to change something in your life if you want to build a habit. Like wombat riding a bike, Emma's very intelligent.

52:33
She brings the

52:34
Yeah, she brings she she's the vice president. Yeah,

52:36
yeah, she'd been assigned.

52:38
Yeah, I think you can get vice presidency. But so my thing with the book, I like the idea of combining them. I wanted to last one for a month. Yeah, I don't know if I mentioned it, but I wanted to start another club, which Bray vetoed because she thought he did we already talked about that's bullshit. And Dave Thornton,

52:54
the Explorer, ethics fuckwits

52:56
Club, the Explorers Club. I think the explorers clubs go on. nice ring to it. Sure. All right, we'll say tomorrow goes right to daily talk show. You can still be a VIP gronk can be like wine. You can be like grace, you can be like, Luke and happy Harry. Hey, he was here for a bit. The Daily talk show.com Ford slash gronk if you sign up to be a VIP gronk today, by midnight, it's always on Yeah, by midnight. Yeah. When you come off.

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53:36
Okay, Ron, I really enjoyed this one. So, yeah. Yeah, a little bit harder.

53:43
Yeah, let's wrap this up, though. Wrapping up for 15 minutes, give

53:47
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