Josh Janssen: [00:00:00] It's the daily talk show episode 917. What
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:09] is happening? Happy hump diagram. What's guy on.
Josh Janssen: [00:00:13] Oh, look, it's a, it's a good day. Just to already cracked a Mount Franklin lightly sparkling passion. Oh my God. It's passion fruit, but it's purple. Actually it makes sense, I guess.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:26] Well, I mean, there's, it is an interesting thought.
The color representation of the flavor. What is what's orange representing your mind in chips?
Josh Janssen: [00:00:36] Barbecue.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:37] Yeah, I, but where's that come from? Why is barbecue? Orange, uh, green
Josh Janssen: [00:00:43] that's light and tangy.
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:45] Well, some would say
Josh Janssen: [00:00:47] chicken, chicken, sorry,
Tommy Jackett: [00:00:48] but then, but then give me two, one is green about a chicken, nothing.
Let's try if anything, they're white and then the meats pink and the eggs are white. And then in the middle bits of yellow, you can always go yellow for chicken purple.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:03] Uh, uh, well, I would say pink is more sort of, um, something vinegar.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:09] Oh, yeah. True. But Sam boy, I'm pretty sure. I thought that was purple. Um, okay.
Okay. What else is there? What else is there? I think I'm out a lot. Hang on. What is the color blue come to mind in
Josh Janssen: [00:01:22] cheap sign, blue,
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:24] blue yet. What about another flavor for another brand that does some more funkier style Baloo? Think about that
Josh Janssen: [00:01:32] blue below is chippies
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:34] plug the GPS. I mean, they're not, it's not the shape of the
Josh Janssen: [00:01:38] normal chip.
Okay. Let me think. Blue,
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:41] blue and yellow.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:45] I dunno.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:46] Chiseled.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:47] Ah, yeah. It'd be different categories.
Tommy Jackett: [00:01:51] Well, chips, you find out that she bought.
Josh Janssen: [00:01:54] What about a biscuit? It's not, I don't know if it's chip. Uh, what about, uh, cheetahs?
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:01] Cheetos
Josh Janssen: [00:02:02] treaters,
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:03] cheetah cheetahs is cheating on their wives. Chips.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:08] Is this
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:09] wrong Cheetos?
Josh Janssen: [00:02:11] She knows. Oh my God. I've been saying it wrong.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:14] Cheaters. Hang on.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:15] No, there are some cheaters as well. What the hell is chatter though? This Chester's
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:20] not
Josh Janssen: [00:02:21] cheese Cheetos. So solenoid
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:24] cheated. You just look up there's animals,
Josh Janssen: [00:02:26] but there's also, um, I've been saying it wrong all this time. What's the little ball one
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:32] Cheasel's
Josh Janssen: [00:02:33] she's no, no, no, no, no.
Cheezel I know maybe these Cheetos, cheetah
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:39] Cheetos Cheezel Cheezel's cheeses is the one with the hole in the hole in the middle.
Josh Janssen: [00:02:44] Cheetos is the one I had as a kid. You can get to the lamb snack. Pack for two bucks.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:51] Yeah, it seems Cheetos
Josh Janssen: [00:02:52] seems like a whole lot.
Tommy Jackett: [00:02:54] Cheetos is that these are the funky ones you get like the fiery hot ones.
And anyway, um, has you called me yesterday? And, um, classic Janssen style. If he's got a problem, he leads with it. And all that was on the screen was your lip on FaceTime.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:11] Every single person. I did that too on FaceTime. Yes, sir.
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:16] I was like trying to, I was like, pull it back a bit. I need to get focused.
What's going, what is that? Neat, Dan and Abbott forward bit back.
Josh Janssen: [00:03:23] Tell you what happened the day before. So what happened? Uh, not last night, the night before I was on my phone. So I'd been experiencing a numb chin and then it would go up to my lip. I had like a numb lip, bottom lip, and I was just like, I've had it for a few days.
And I started Googling it a couple of nights ago,
Tommy Jackett: [00:03:46] a Google doc that no good
Josh Janssen: [00:03:48] bad idea, because it's like, okay, it's not even like, you could have, like, it's like, okay, pick one of the six cancers, which one? Which one do you think you have? And so I was like panicking and for a guy who doesn't like admin, it's like those, that panicked moment where I decided you sort of sort of calmly like, ah, I think I need to go to the doctor.
It's in blood tests because it looks like I could have something quite serious here, but anyway, so, um, I'd been feeling I'd been home lip num don't know what's going on anyway, yesterday morning, all of a sudden the, uh, something started to sprout. Now, the thing is, I'm not a cold sore guy. I'm just not, I've never had a cold sore before I've had potentially chapped lips or sort of the side, you know, sort of the ends where you just a bit run down and you need some vitamin C or some shit, and you sort of have those sort of cracks.
I've had that
Tommy Jackett: [00:04:52] before the corners, crack corners are like, you've got some deficiency getting sorted that's all, but I don't know what the deficiency is, but I've had it
Josh Janssen: [00:05:00] so, anyway, I think, is it fair to say that it is.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:07] Well, yeah, I mean, it looks like it did, it looks like it from, from my, I mean, you called the cold sort of specialist was I wanted to toast.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:15] I'm just to call
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:16] you. I'm good. I'm good for it. I mean, it's looking like it. It's looking like you've got your first call. So can we get a round of applause please?
Viv random and Paulson. He's something I prepared earlier at 10 facts about cold sores. Everyone should know
Josh Janssen: [00:05:32] all good. You ready? Yeah. But just very quick on the first thing it reminds me of the, um, I saw a Mame where a girlfriend farted in front of her boyfriend and he got her, her first fart cake. . So that's very funny.
Decal the cake
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:50] with it,
Josh Janssen: [00:05:51] like glitter coming out the bomb.
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:52] That was amazing.
Josh Janssen: [00:05:53] It's funny. So I shoot
Tommy Jackett: [00:05:55] Jennifer's first fart
Josh Janssen: [00:05:58] showing I should get a cake for my first console, but yeah, go on.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:02] Um, all right. So number one, most people have HSV one or oral herpes, and it's not the HSV that your dad had when you were
Josh Janssen: [00:06:11] 14.
It's not the good time. Anyway.
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:15] So 67% of the world's population already have the virus that causes cold sores. So when, when you smoke out there for all you non cold sore people, and you say, well, I don't have it. Well, fucking, you don't know what's living in your spine. Cause that's where it resides. I heard him resides just fucking up the spinal cord or something.
Josh Janssen: [00:06:37] He literally asked me, does this mean you have an STI?
Tommy Jackett: [00:06:42] Yeah. See, this is the shit I've been putting up with for years, Josh,
Josh Janssen: [00:06:45] but you have to be careful. All of a sudden I was getting careful around touching my. Paint Genesis based on me. Is it true that you can convert? If you touch a lip and then touch your,
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:00] so we'll jump down.
We'll jump down. Okay. Number six, you can transfer the virus even without an active cold sore. Sorry. And then number five, HSV two or genital herpes is unlikely to spread to the mouth. Number four, HSV oral herpes can be transmitted to the genitals, like are just went back through until I found the one I needed.
Um, so. In my experience I have, there's never been, it's never done that. They different though. However, it's a different thing. So what, what goes from here? What the what's happening on your lip is not what is known as genital herpes
Josh Janssen: [00:07:37] kind of lingers. So I only discovered this word a week ago and I'm so glad to bring it up on the show,
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:45] kind of live that kind of lingers in these
Josh Janssen: [00:07:47] times.
So if there was kind of wingers, could I potentially just speaking from a medical perspective, could the Herbie. Uh, move across.
Tommy Jackett: [00:07:57] If you were giving kind of
Josh Janssen: [00:07:58] linkers,
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:00] there's a high chance that you're going to give herpes when you've got herpes or 10 leap. But in saying that like, remember I was a young kid that had these and would stay home for days because I didn't want to go to school.
That would that be. I literally, I know we're off the kind of lingers touch wood. I haven't,
Josh Janssen: [00:08:19] I haven't. You were touching wood.
Tommy Jackett: [00:08:22] I've had a cold sore, maybe twice in the last four years. Like it's so little now I don't even know how, and I'm more stressed than ever. I don't know what's going on, but there's somehow you don't, you can't ever get rid of them.
It is in, you can't cure it, but you can only trade it.
Josh Janssen: [00:08:39] I wrote down, they asked me, can I check out this index card? Because I had written fam view and fam view, uh, and Xerox. And I, um, you know what I'm like with admin, I was planning on going, because I had a, um, post that was mentor arrive at the pharmacy.
You know, one of those sort of clicking collect things. Oh, I never knew that, but they didn't.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:06] I've got one from a news agency,
Josh Janssen: [00:09:07] but it was actually a pharmacy. And so I ended up, um, not going yesterday based on my package hadn't arrived. So I just, I couldn't bring myself to just go to the pharmacy for the purpose of picking up medication.
That seems ridiculous.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:20] Just ride it out now. I reckon so think of it. So. There's it. What, what you do when you have, like, you can become part of the team now. So Juul is land myself, my brother, we're all the cultural crew. And, you know, for someone like Juul, he was on television for 10 years and having a cold sort of televisions now, not ideal.
And men, you know, like there's not much to conceal it. Like you're not wearing a hard face and makeup anyway, and then you can't really, it's not much you can do about them. Right.
Josh Janssen: [00:09:52] Face masks. Great though.
Tommy Jackett: [00:09:54] Face masks. What do you mean
Josh Janssen: [00:09:57] as in like a mask and you felt like the mouth mask? So, yeah, because then people aren't seeing him, but then I was worried.
I'm like, is this going to bring up like a paranoid that I was going to get on my nose? Cause I've, I've heard cases of that. Right. You can get it in your nose. And so I was just like very wary of like, Yeah, just sweating up a storm, giving it everything like it's just a breeding ground.
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:24] Well, you just don't want to be sort of robbing the surface and rubbing other areas.
So just be careful, but it is fine. It's so funny. It was such a, such a thing I was self-conscious about as a kid now just couldn't give a shit, but it's interesting. You just soaked. It's just so all consuming for young people when they're thinking about it. Like if you were in the dating scene and you got a date coming up, like I get it fucking horrible.
It's the worst man. I'd cancel it
Josh Janssen: [00:10:52] definitely. I mean, how often are there people that are having them all the time?
Tommy Jackett: [00:10:57] Yeah, man. Some people get them all the time. Some people like think about it. If you're in the sun a lot and your lips are sort of exposed or you're working in the cold, these are things that.
Have it, you know, ha have him brings them on if you're stressed in a high stress position or just life it's it's when they, when they come on, but, um, you know, just can live with it, mate. It's um, welcome to the team.
Josh Janssen: [00:11:23] Thank you. Well, good. Well, glad to be here. Um, welcome. I was wearing my AirPods yesterday and had it quite loud.
And I had it on the setting that gives you a little bit of the noise on the outside. No, you know, that setting, it's like a transparent setting and sorry, have you tested it?
Tommy Jackett: [00:11:43] Like literally just pressing on and off and it, is it different?
Josh Janssen: [00:11:47] Yeah, it's different. So when I was walking down the stairs, I was like, what the fuck is that sound?
It was my breathing just right. Anyway, I, um, uh, I was standing on a, uh, on a corner, uh, yesterday listening to my AirPods. Uh, waiting for Pete Sheppard. He went to the physio and he was just running a little bit late. So I was just standing out the front of the IGA. Anyway, I thought I heard like something happened with the headphones where it was so loud.
They actually had to take them out. It was like, I don't know what had happened. I was like, Oh,
Tommy Jackett: [00:12:22] CIA agent, who's fucking had some sort of disturbance ear.
Josh Janssen: [00:12:27] Do you know what? I that's so funny. You mentioned that because where I went with it straight away was you hear about these sort of international spies.
Uh, fucking with diplomats at the moment where they're putting Sonic waves and giving people like all these different types of sicknesses. So when like was itself? Yeah, it was big wave. Yeah. In Cuba, Cuba, they had it. There's a few other places where diplomats it's happened apparently in Sydney as well. I think for maybe some U S diplomats, but they get targeted.
Like you can't hear it. But damn it damages your ears, fucks with your balance. People have had to, like, I have to completely retire. Like it it's really, really bad. And you don't realize it until it's like afterwards, you're like, Oh, something feels uncomfortable. And then you're like fucked Tony.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:18] There is I'm super yachts.
I was always, always fascinated by super yachts and the pirate protection things that they have on them say they're like a panic room. Uh, if the parts get on board, but also super Sonic sound that blaze. And just imagine these, you know, pirates, if you've seen any of the part films that just like, they seem hard, they seem very poor, the pirates, and they wouldn't have headman ear muffs and they'd just be blaring.
You'd be jumping off the side of the board, but I always just thought it'd be like, it's a cool weapon using sound or Sonic Sonic waves.
Josh Janssen: [00:13:52] It's lots of decibels.
Tommy Jackett: [00:13:54] Oh, that'd be just
Josh Janssen: [00:13:55] huge. Did you say that like, um, I think that my Apple watch has a decibel meter, so if you're wearing it, like, so I think that if you go over a certain amount of decibels for a certain period of time, it will say, Hey, you're above the normal limit, which is sort of interesting.
Yeah, exactly what I was. Yeah. So I heard this noise. And I was like, I just thought it was, um, something had happened with the headphones or whatever. So I turned it down anyway, 30 seconds later, I saw two cars that, and I was like, Oh, why is that? That person's entire like bumper on the front of the car is like hanging off.
And then I looked at the other camera, Oh my God, they've got like a huge dent in the side of their car. There was just a car accident. And so it was interesting though, the sound. I heard, but I didn't see it at all. It was such a weird experience having noise, canceling headphones, having the transparency thing.
You should, everyone should try it. Yeah,
Tommy Jackett: [00:14:58] that's great. The, um, it, the characters is so noisy. I've been the life scared out of me, just like when you're walking down the street and then a car, not even that fast, just bumps into the back of another. The noise is so
Josh Janssen: [00:15:13] great. Yeah. It's so full on. And it was not that the, um, the, the lady was really nice who crashed into the gut.
It was a nice scene, but where I was stand, where I was standing was exactly where they like parked to sort it all out. And so I'd sort of somehow become sort of this liaison or sort of this middle man. I did, I literally insane anything or do anything, but I just felt the pressure. It was sort of like this triangulation that was happening, where they're standing there and I'm just looking at them.
Tommy Jackett: [00:15:43] Oh, it's very like a weakness. It's like they're behaving because a weakness is observing, but I just, you didn't get your phone. Yeah. Call the cops.
Josh Janssen: [00:15:53] Well, I, it was all just very surprising to me. I was just sort of really, it's funny what you look at. I was just looking at random things about, Oh, look, there's a construction site.
Now. I sort of time-lapse camera thinking about it. I was like, Hey, I wonder what the deal is with that. They
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:08] know what you're doing right there. You're being in the moment. That was really nice.
Josh Janssen: [00:16:13] That's really
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:13] nice being in the presence. Like
Josh Janssen: [00:16:15] yeah. I had music playing rather than a podcast. So yeah. I was just like looking around, seeing what was happening, but I do get a little bit in my own head where I'm like, am I too close to the shop here?
They going to, you know, people moving around, you know, like, are they going to ask me to move? I want to sort of. I sort of felt dodgy, you know, when you're just sort of standing there, but you don't really have a, like, you're just waiting for a mate, but you don't know which way the mates coming from. I didn't know where the physio was.
I didn't know if it was left or right. And so you just sort of like looking up and back
Tommy Jackett: [00:16:48] Uh, like that's what your not being dodgy. And you have a sensitivity about being dodgy. There is a guy and a girl that deal some kind of a drug on Abbott's in Abbotsford, near our office. And, um, I think there are a couple. The girl is quite tall and you know, they guys looks quite small, looks like he's, you know, given the ice pop at Faygo and she seems a bit more switched on, I'd say she's the CEO of the business.
And he's just like,
Josh Janssen: [00:17:17] he's the head of HR to talk about Trump ed, just huge silent HR,
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:24] but. I, I watched them and I, and I saw like a tradie with them walking off and they're discussing and like going through money and I'm like this, like, this is so clear what you are doing. Like you guys are just like,
Josh Janssen: [00:17:42] you can,
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:43] you can, you were consulting about the house that you've bought and
Josh Janssen: [00:17:46] this is your builder.
Tommy Jackett: [00:17:48] This is the master builder. No, but I was like, They it's like they don't give a fuck. And so it is like, if you've ever done naughty shit, you're trying to sort of like, pretend that you're not doing naughty shit. I just wonder, I mean, the thing is I heard, um, I heard this like agent or the seat, like this war, army person talking about how we think that we know when something bad is happening.
Like you have a feeling about it, but the problem with. Being at war or in another country doing secret shit. You actually cannot tell like that. Like if people are good enough, you don't have any vibe. There's something is bad about to happen. And so I just wondered the feeling versus. The thing actually going on.
So it's like these people seem to have got away on Abbott's inhabits for it. They've seemed to be getting away with drug dealing for ages. There's cops drive them down. I'm sure they know who the fuck they are. Show that just like small time dealers. Yeah. But it's like, yeah. I wonder if they even think that they're being dodgy or they've just given up on.
Well, we don't care. Let's just walk around the corner and get the deal done. And so,
Josh Janssen: [00:19:01] I mean, on those, um, sort of advisors who, you know, ex-military I went down the rabbit hole similar to the sort of the secret service stuff that I was doing the other day, but it was around what to do if there's an active shooter.
And so, uh, do you know what you need? What do you know what I should do if there's an active shooter?
Tommy Jackett: [00:19:23] Um, what set the site? I mean, it's pretty dark.
Josh Janssen: [00:19:28] Yeah. Well, I would just go to the specific specifics of what I would do so you can actually create a Bulletproof. Like you, you, you basically want to protect yourself from the bullets.
And so what he did was you, you get a thick book. This is where it gets hard. You need tiles, if you're tired and you put the tiles in the book. So it's like, okay, I've got two, two tiles, put the tiles in between the book and then get another book and put towels in there. And then you get gaffer tape and you put it around it.
And then you've got, basically, he said it won't go through all of the books. The other thing they did, which I think is a bit part of like, surely this isn't going to make a difference, but it was like taking a newspaper. And rolling it and then having it and hitting them with it. I'm sure I did that to my brother as a kid.
Like how much are these things actually going to do stuff?
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:25] Who is this guy? Is this a YouTuber? That's just,
Josh Janssen: [00:20:29] now this is like some sort of, sort of a military guy. The other thing that he recommends. Um, this is a weird one, actually, you know, like when you go to the bank and you get, um, the co like they have coins and they're all in that sort of thing.
Tommy Jackett: [00:20:43] Yes. Yep. And you crack it open, put it into the till.
Josh Janssen: [00:20:46] Yep. Grab one of them at this point, but he's like grab one of them. Grab a sock. Now let's going about 60 miles an hour. So you've created nunchucks, but it's just very fun, like it's, but I was sort of getting
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:03] still fighting the guy with the gun. Cause he's got a gun dude,
Josh Janssen: [00:21:06] the other way, the biggest thing.
So he's like, he's walking around this office and he's saying, you know, Um, uh, you know, pointing out different things. He's like, see the, um, the biggest thing here. Can you guess what it is in the kitchen? He's like, yes. So salt and pepper. He's like, it's going to sting their eyes, but I can just imagine. Can you imagine trying.
To salt and pepper, like just show Holy surely that's not do it. Like it's going to require, like maybe you have to throw a lot, but has something ever helped someone in that sort of situation?
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:43] I mean, unless you like salt Bay, you can actually get a handful of it and throw it in someone's eyes, but then it has to be so fine that it will go in.
Everyone's using hipster, salt, and pepper. That's like big. Char shards
Josh Janssen: [00:21:55] might go. Anyway.
Tommy Jackett: [00:21:56] I was, I was, I mean, I would have been absolutely rooted last nights. I was salting my. Potatoes that I was cooking and ran out halfway through, just got halfway, did half the potatoes. And then I was like, Oh no. So I wouldn't have really feel,
Josh Janssen: [00:22:11] did you say through, did you see, like, as I got to say through things, did you know it was about to end?
No,
Tommy Jackett: [00:22:16] exactly. Didn't so, you know, when you're running sort of hipster situation at your home with the old style wooden grater, you know, salt, salt, salt, what do you call it? Salt Cracker. It's like, you gotta, you can't say
Josh Janssen: [00:22:33] the other thing he did. He grabbed him. You just grabbed a map, just like a sort of like, okay, we've got a building.
You just asked, like circling. He's like, so the here's your entries. You should go. So guys, what you want to do, you want to find your doors, door, door, door, door, door. He's like, okay. Now what we want to look for is stairs, stairs, stairs, stairs. And he's like, see this area hit. So now you want to look at windows.
Yeah. Wait, can you sort of get out where can you be safe? Is like, you know, set up at a stairwell. He says a lot of where people, Oh, actually here is a good tip. This is one that I thought was good. So you've got someone who's trying to come after you. How would you and you go behind a door. How would you protect yourself from them?
Not getting through the door?
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:23] Not getting through the door. Yeah. So you're in a room
Josh Janssen: [00:23:26] in a Rose, the door, close the door. What do you do?
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:29] What if the door opens inwards into the
Josh Janssen: [00:23:33] room? Yes.
Tommy Jackett: [00:23:35] Classic chair. So this is going
Josh Janssen: [00:23:37] to be in a chair. Yeah. So no, this was, this is where he suggested, which was very clever. I think.
So, rather than stacking up the furniture from the bottom to the top. What you should be doing is stacking the furniture. So what's from the door to the, to the wall. That is yeah. Never thought of that. So that's a good idea. So if you do that, then what the intruder is pushing against is all of the, the energy from the actual wall.
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:07] Can I get in there? Can I get in at that point? Um, there is, there is something as a KIDO was a wise. Learning about never had to implement because we're in Australia and there's no such thing as tornadoes here or twisters, but it was always like if something happens, you know, get in the doorframe. It was I earthquake stand in the door, front, the, my secure part of the house.
It was like the most used spit of information that I was so interested in hearing
Josh Janssen: [00:24:34] as a kid. Well, apparently stairwell is really good. He was saying. And so the reason why stairwells are great as well is because they have, um, isolated, um, sort of, uh, air. So the thing is like, if there's a fire or whatever, it's going to not be effected, um, which is interesting.
Tommy Jackett: [00:24:53] There's a Kim Kardashian was talking on David Letterman's talk show recently. And talking about how, when she got robbed in Paris, she loves her C, C CIS CSI, like crime shows. And she's like every one of my bit of information that I had stored had gone out of my head, something like that.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:18] Yeah, it's very hard. It's gone.
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:20] It's gone. I mean, look at what happened when three-day deal. Nearly cut his finger off in the office.
Josh Janssen: [00:25:27] I went, I got up, I went and bought a coffee machine. That was my mistake that I did. Do you remember? Literally? I was like, Oh, we're going to need to make this right. TJ is going to the hospital with deal.
I'm going to go get a coffee machine. They probably couldn't afford. Got it. It was a good, the way that we justify it's like, look, it could have been way worse. Yeah, it didn't could it attendant whatever it's called. That would have been an overhead
Tommy Jackett: [00:25:55] surgery expense. Yeah. Wow. We should post that video today.
Josh Janssen: [00:26:00] Oh, that's a good
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:01] little, a Wednesday throwback,
Josh Janssen: [00:26:05] but one of the things saying also was like, you need to be thinking about this stuff now. So when you enter a. When you enter a space, it's this whole of thing of like observe, respond, react. Like, I can't remember what it was. He used some sort of acronym. And the idea is that you remember the acronym, so I should probably work out what it was, but he, um, but you just do it all the time.
And then when there is something bad happening, you know exactly what you need to do. But I've even thought about with being like I'm quite high up in our building. Um, I'm thinking, I think that I would actually do the whole sheets, the bed sheets thing. Do you think the mountain to
Tommy Jackett: [00:26:53] climb down? No, absolutely not.
With your time. I reckon you'd butcher the time the sheep would hold as one.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:00] What about if I tie one on either, right? Like what is that a bad idea? Because parachute,
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:07] he's not talking about a shit. You know
Josh Janssen: [00:27:09] what he said? He said, he said, if you, you can jump two floors and you'll be fine, you'll survive.
You'll just have a bit of a broken leg. I'm pretty
Tommy Jackett: [00:27:19] sure that if somehow you ended up head first.
Josh Janssen: [00:27:22] Yeah. It's no good. You have to have a, that's pretty scary. But I did think I was like, okay, well, if that's the case, if I was just to like, even get down a bit, sort of, you just don't want to have to do this shit.
Right. Or just like, get it wrong where you think that. So in, um, so my friend was at lax. And it was when they thought there was an active shooter. It just turns out there was someone at TSI. There was someone going through that was in a Halloween costume. This was about two or two or three years ago or three years ago.
Um, and for whatever reason, someone said, you know, active shooter and so everyone was running. And so my friend actually ended up on the tarmac. So that like TSA, offices and stuff, they all went, they just like, everything goes out the window. And so they ended up going onto the tarmac and then putting stuff against the, um, the door, but turns out it was a false alarm.
But could you imagine just that experience? That's quite full-on isn't it?
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:20] Well, yeah, because there's something about in never allowed on the tarmac, unless given warning strict permission, it's like following strict orders. Yeah. There's something about that.
Josh Janssen: [00:28:32] Yeah.
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:33] Anyway. Um, look, wait, we know we're safe. If anything goes on these gyms, um,
Josh Janssen: [00:28:40] you know, the bison tiles, actually, the funny thing is I do have one.
I could find it.
Tommy Jackett: [00:28:45] I have one. Why don't I get a, uh, get a, um, you can get a sample pack center. That's right.
Josh Janssen: [00:28:52] But I actually do have a tile from a, um, uh, when I was, uh, filming on a cruise ship that was docked in Melbourne. They were doing a big test. Uh, what was it called? Vault Dan or something? I can't, it was a Dutch, but anyway, as a thank you, I got a limited edition tile.
So maybe I should find that, have it on the bookshelf, have some tape. I've got everything I need.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:18] I love how they call it. Limited, limited, edition tile made. I've given things out as people have been leaving my house it's because I didn't want them and I really didn't want to have to throw them out myself.
So, so now you've got it. Is it in like a plaque or something or is it
Josh Janssen: [00:29:32] literally no, it was in a, like a, like a cardboard holder thing. Yeah, it's got the, I think it's got the ship, like in blue, on the actual tile.
Tommy Jackett: [00:29:44] Oh, interesting. Where is it? Where would you have that? I
Josh Janssen: [00:29:48] reckon it's, it's in a box somewhere.
I'll find it. I'll find it in the next few days and I'll put it on, sell it. Yeah, I wonder. I mean, it's like the, um, you always have those things where you think are, this is going to be worth something it's not. Yeah. Um, okay. All right, everyone. Enjoy the rest of your day. If you enjoy, enjoy the show. Please leave us a review on Apple podcasts.
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