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It's the daily Talk Show

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Episode 756 Sally Smith, welcome back to the show. It's a very special day to have you on because today's also hump day

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it is my favourite my favourite day

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we were having a bit of a meeting before the show and and we kind of we don't want to assume people watch the hump days but we know fucking people watch it. And we didn't want to assume Telly did but she said obviously them yeah, I say no

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guys, I'm the biggest fan. I don't always like everything when I like something because I really like it but I'm watching everything.

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Yeah, so what is your vibe because I've actually that's a video I was gonna mention grace. earlier.

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I said save it for the show and you wanted to ask Mr. 97 something So take it away. Tell me just

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a little bit upset. I just feel like I should have gotten a phone call or a text message. You know something letting me know that your status had changed, but I'm actually sweating now thinking about it a little bit What's going on? I have to tell me with dieting on a day I thought grace wasn't an issue to me. Gemma told me that I didn't have to worry about grace because she was in Sydney. She's

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coming in 11 days to Melbourne.

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11 slates. Well.

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I know that they loved me. Yeah,

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I mean, they're pretty pumped as well. So Well, to be honest, I think

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he's dead loved you based on potentially getting tickets to the merge.

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So I will

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add to the moment if we have

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okay, but do you think she's gonna come back? I mean, you you're an event. Hey, yeah. What's going on any plan?

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No, I there's no way like everyone's being so cautious. so careful. I haven't even heard a whisper about events starting back up again. I mean, we can't even fit more than 20 people in a venue. So you can't even how can you have an event with less than 20 people? That wasn't interesting. It was interesting to see how different brands and PR agencies sort of adapted to the isolation I know that there was one brand who was supposed to have a launch party and instead sent the invitees a bunch of different boxes with different numbers on them and then they had like a schedule for the morning and I told you when to open each box and like the first box there was like some breakfast stuff and like a little mini sort of preset car in the next box was like, so I kind of brought the event to you. That was really interesting. So it's been it's been interesting to see how brands are tackling it but I don't imagine events coming back anytime soon. Have any sort of stunk a little I mean, you I've seen you been getting sent a bunch of stuff the wire and stuff look great. Yeah, yeah, um, there was a lot of wine which is I mean, no one's gonna say no to one lot of skincare i think you know, sort of brands realise that really early on, you know whether this is going to help them or hinder them and skincare a lot of skincare and makeup, which was interesting because I'm like, Where am I putting on this mask? Where am I wearing this makeup to? A lot of interest from sex toy companies, which we spoke about briefly off air before because vibrator sales went through the roof. But yeah, there wasn't anyone that was I mean people were pretty rolling you know, we're all in the same boat. I think people just want to hang on there's a lot of little sort of I did a lot of of posts for sort of smaller businesses that were basically you know, gonna lose everything. cafe cafes and stuff like that a lot of at home meals, DIY meals. But yeah, it's been a really interesting time. You've been known to order a lot on the rates gone up. Do you know what it's gone down? I think that's because, as with everybody, you know, I've been cooking more baking more and that as I said before, I've been actually driving to venues my favourite restaurants, cafes and bars. fruit from them directly so they get all the money. So

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what's been you?

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Yeah I've been ordering a lot of fruit from two pounds so two pounds is in Armidale right in my house and they usually a catering and events company and they've obviously had all their events cancelled their weddings cancelled and they've been doing is amazing home cooked meals on the menu changes every week and they've got this absolutely delicious. Chicken lake and bacon pie is phenomenal. It's 45 bucks. It's huge. It would feed like we I eat it for days. But I've been ordering that a lot from them, helping to kind of keep them afloat, which has been gum pies are very hot right

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now. I think

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winter pies suits. worse they have I can't

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get around SERPs. It's just not enough of a like you need to have crusty bread and yeah, just just have the bread but you know probably getting around thick shakes but I love a picture. Yeah, no, but that's a bit soup is not pretending to be a drink like a IKEA is a drink Yeah,

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so it's some hearty soups though with like chunks of meat in them or like noodles or any like they can get some. I

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just wonder if it gets if it's getting into that chunky level is it actually is so

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what is what is a stew like what makes us do

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what I've been? brain I've been doing Thai we've been ordering Thai but not getting the rice. And I realise how much of Thai food relies on rice like we keep asking. Yeah, and that's what I'm wondering. It's like why is it so watery? It's because it's got no coconut rice to

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absorb. I mean, I was eating soup last night pumpkin soup quite watery. It got to a point where it's like chewing gum I chew if I chew it for like more than five minutes I start getting frustrated that my gums my Masters get a bit sore. I'm like fuck this to that. And so I I was sleeping like fuck this, picked it up and just scaled it.

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I was like, you know what the worst is that bubble gum knows from bubble a bill That is stuff

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that is

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to bought you like

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maybe they have to do something special for the like to stay in the

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grind. I reckon it's margin sorry can it's a cheap bowl it's like an example machine Yeah, we pay a buck for down goes down. It's all for kids. It's the same gum that comes from there but I think there's a problem with phrasing it or I can if you put extra into the freezer and then pull that had a bite you'd be like this is Yeah, stinks.

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We got the brain I got some of the cookie dough from like an ice cream shop or they don't know it's like a low I looked at that but the thing is at the top of dough thing you end up just like eating it from the top. It's like an ice cream. Yeah, I feel like that's a dangerous habit. But there's they're doing like the logs in so that you can cut it up and then you put it into the To the oven, which and then they tried to upsell So I

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love that you get from like Woolworths

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yeah but it's like from an ice cream shop and then they try to upsell you put ice cream in the middle

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yeah it's like a bespoke Yeah,

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yes. But like rustic yeah

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I don't like the biscuit end which I know is really controversial. The best your face

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so horrify raise something in that like I feel like that puts you in a good place to find a partner because

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that'd be my hinge because you know and you wouldn't know but on hinge three questions which I prefer hinge to my standing apps, because you kind of with most dating apps, it's just the visuals you get and you go yes or no based on someone's face that with hinge you have to answer these three questions. You can choose the questions, so you kind of get a snapshot of their personality as well as their face from the very getgo maybe that should be one of my questions.

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The questions at the moment my questions.

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Oh, I should I walked right into that didn't

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I'm sorry. Once a beautiful one Okay, I think I made this thinking I wouldn't probably be on it for a while. This is kind of like funny and like, it sets you up. You guys know me pretty well by now. I'm a lot and I just feel like pretending that I'm not alone. It's just not gonna do me any favours. So I'm just all out from the get go.

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But we did say we weren't going to mention I

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already mentioned it, so we're already there. Okay, so my first one is that okay, so the question is the dorkiest thing about me is and then I put dot dot dot How long do you have? Because I'm goofy and I mess up that forward. I thought I thought soft I can also switch to like the placements around just started with that which which says like, hey, like I'm like, look at me, but also like a bit of a dork like, cute but like, approachable give us one dorky aspect of fencing.

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I used to be gamer like there are plenty of things that don't keep

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my guy I mean, he's fucking rock star now,

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but also followed by that question is like a super hot photo of me in a bikini. Sure. 12 out of 10 that might be the best photo I've ever seen in myself. Like I just looked phenomenal who took that photo? That was an influence a big influencer event in Sydney for revolve which is a huge cleaning company American cleaning company. So as a professional photographer, this is another influencer but they are the best photographers in other influences. Take the best photos hands down,

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but you're the self timer queen.

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I've gotten so good. I'm not gonna ring why like I'm really upping my game. And my second question is says don't hate me if I and then I said drink you onto the table you can all attest to how much I can drink. It's a lot I'm gagging for this to be full. And then another.

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These these photos of me when I was in LA with you guys, okay, that's when you snuck

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off.

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I didn't sneak off you left. And then the last one. This is the first one what it's actually a quote and if you can tell me who the quotes by I'll be very impressed. It says my manager is and then I ride if you go home with somebody and they don't have any books, don't fuck them.

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JOHN wooden yeah and

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to combat that

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understand how he so far

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the most guys because then you can respond. So when you see someone's profile, you can respond to one of their questions as like an opener. Okay, the amount of guys that are like does a Kindle count to coffee table books count. I'm like, Yeah, I want

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bookshelf, you fucking dummy. What's it? What's the card again? Read the code. What was it? The

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guy was somebody didn't have any books don't factor. Okay.

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What if they have a lot of books?

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At least a lot of

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you guys gave me books when we first met. Absolutely not

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a euphemism. We literally.

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Have you been reading in eisah?

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You know what? I haven't been reading as much as I thought I would be. I've been doing a bit of writing. But yeah, I don't know. I felt like I felt that pressure. I know. It was a common for I don't feel like weighed about it, but there's pressure because we had so much time to like, do so much with it. Like, I bought a bunch of books and I was like I'm gonna finish all of them No, I did not finish it yeah I also didn't watch a lot of Netflix or anything like I didn't I didn't want to wake up and turn the TV on and then have the TV on all day and all night like it just felt really yuck

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when you talking up that show where people go on an island but then they don't fuck that

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was the best to what to handle.

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That stating the

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he's a waste of space humanity of every douchebag like he's just a typical, like, that's a guy that I took home at school is inspired by like, hands down. Yeah. Engage the hottest girl on the show. Like he managed to score the hottest woman on that show. Yeah, when he walks

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he's, you know, he's

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he's he even slid into his day to say bye, you know, and then they're having phone conversations. We're saying he's having like a couple hour long conversation in

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the Bieber's Facebook show. The reality TV show

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nicer no

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YouTube. Oh my god. No, it's Facebook have done it. It's on Facebook. It's a Facebook series. Yes like the babies at home.

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You're referring to the YouTube one more goes into the chamber.

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And okay,

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I haven't seen that was just Justin This is the babies

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who have the baby as a nice flat no it's

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just him and Haley at home. He's dead rotting. He sounds fine. Ha Really? Yeah. I'm into touch. Oh, that's true.

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He's that's pretty hard. I've always done it most people know. But anyway, so it's the show. I focus everyone loves I mean, girls love Haley Baldwin. She's got the best style in the world. I would kill her wardrobe.

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Is that why you love his style?

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What is it a style? She's just got really cool style. She's really effortless. Yeah, and I love the story of those two because she was a massive baby fan like there always is always archived footage of like her tweeting like how much she loved baby when she was kid and now she's ended up she's played the longest game ever. I'm very similar to

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as a kid Katie had Tom Cruise posters up in her room. She did you have on your wall as a kid?

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She knew I loved Love, love Josh Hartnett?

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Oh yeah.

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I love he's in that movie 40 days and 40 nights where they don't have sex like the sex scene isn't all could being draped across her naked body, which turned me on 40 days and 49

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Yeah, he tries to like abstain from sex for Lent or like for like, just for a social experiment. And then he obviously falls in love the minute he decided to do that, because it's a movie. And then they had this like sex scene. That's not a sex scene because he's abstaining, where she like drags this like orchid over his body. It's very erotic like a flower

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is a flower.

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That's a flower. Yeah, sorry.

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He's trying so he put a she put a flower

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isn't just about actually fucking I can be quite intimate and erotic in other ways about

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you like everyone is beautiful, sexy time moment.

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So back to it Haley Baldwin,

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so I thought he's gonna be wrestling no and also like what a interesting insight I think we've all really enjoyed seeing more of celebrities homes during this time because

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that they sort of feel like how useless we are.

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You know, Kylie Jenner has moved we're seeing more of her new house which has a pool in the middle of everything, which is bizarre. Anyway, I thought was gonna be great. It is like watching paint dry. Really, it is so dry. Like, they're not even married to each other. Like, it's that one episode they go. They get in a boat in like a dinghy. And they just go into this lake. And they're asking each other questions about their marriage. Like what's the best part about being married to me and what's in it for them? What do you think they're saying? I've paid them a million trillion dollars they just bought they bought Well

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yeah well I can tell you the best thing out of our so was me somehow getting onto your Facebook page following you

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you know it actually I don't accept just anyone on my Facebook I might you should be like it's a big thing to be in life is

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not public because it's your friend like it must be your friends my friends friends right personal pay but it's the writing if you want photos or Telly go to Facebook

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if you want

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a little sacred subscribe

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with the only fair. Is it public like it Can I go to only fans calm and nicknames? No,

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you could for Ching or actually you can call Joe behind it. I won't

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say who it is. Okay. Yeah, go on. Sorry.

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Some of the some of the stuff you've been writing awesome. And if it's not public, I want to read some about one of your ones recently. Because that's what I mean. say oh

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I don't know if the boy I don't think the boys have

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equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you it's not pizza equal equal rights for Robin does not mean less rights for you. It's not a pizza

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I get it cuz the pizza slice

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is really nice books where I actually like what what I'm actually thinking and feeling because everything else is public and I can be judged Twitter's pretty sassy because I have I believe I have no one I know personally in my Twitter so Twitter is like it's pretty out there but my Facebook is my only private platform. It's the last bit of me that I don't have to share with daily mail or with whoever else. Yeah, so I put my actual thoughts and feelings what I was seeing and I'm looking at you know, this is

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a good run. He's a handy dandy list of people to delete from your Facebook and then I just click on it. No idea what was gonna happen. friends who like Donald J. Trump. Got all my mates

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isn't that wasn't that opening. I

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show you who because that Yeah, I wonder about that because I want to say that work.

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People that Yeah, I have liked Donald Trump on Facebook, but

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I look at it from my friends. So I'm looking at all these people that

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Facebook used to have a lot more that you could do like so you could go into Facebook and say people who like this page who live in Collingwood, yeah, no.

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Richmond supporters from Yeah, PR and and find like a group of people. Yeah, but that was funny because I had a bunch I didn't name and shame anyone, nor did I actually unfriend them, like, each their own. You know, we'll get different opinions. But I had a few people comment if you'll say that kind of hated. I feel like people had a guilty conscience and a few of them were like, well, what if you like him just to see the funny things he's posting? And I'm like, Yeah.

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Because you like, doesn't mean you vote for him. It's like,

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okay, that's what I do wonder like on Twitter, I always have to search him to read what he's written. Yeah, cuz you don't want to sit waist trending.

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Yeah, it's always trending.

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That's true. We should. It's Hump Day.

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Yeah, we should now have this Tally. What do you know? Sorry, we got in today and he's he's, you drink eating protein bars now. I mean, it must be the Josh Janssen. He's like now I'm just really anxious. I needed something.

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To to sing I've ever heard. That's not gonna help you.

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Clip me up.

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I swear. Sometimes you forget you guys. Like it's like being the voice.

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like poo talk.

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Shit talk. Hide it.

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Sorry.

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That wasn't an open I just

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started like a you funny, but if you stay at someone's house, like taking it.

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I've dated people for like four years and they've never had me forever.

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Really? Yeah. I just couldn't get it done in the first week. Yeah, you've got to get out.

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Joshua's advice

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Don't do that.

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Don't do that advice from a guy that's had one girlfriend been with them do they need sound advice, but it's also not that tried and tested. It's always,

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like always be at a 60% like or in from a

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mystery. Mystery

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isn't the other mystery though.

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Yeah.

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You did. Georgie boy.

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I'm sweating this thinking that I possibly did the

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depressive Tally. I don't like

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all right.

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I'm just fucking late in the day.

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It's a new thing. Probably

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It's good to be back. I wasn't here last week.

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Well, yeah. No, I was at Bunnings. He was on for a job.

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Yeah.

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But this is Episode 10. of Hump Day replay. Huge.

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Yeah, we were celebrating. Yeah,

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I'm proud of it. So

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yeah, let's clap it before we even stay it.

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Yeah, lots going on, actually had a look to say how many episodes that makes it. And I think it's over 100 episodes that have been reviewed. replied. Oh, wow. That's great.

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That's, that's exciting. Is it true? We did double. Yeah.

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Wow. Yeah. And the first week there was a few extras because,

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yeah, that's good. content. Exactly. But so I've got a big bottle of Prosecco,

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which I've been gagging for since you mentioned it when I got here.

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And so what so you were saying Telly that it's a quite a premium.

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isn't like a cheap bottle. It's Looks nice but not

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passion pup, how much was it something that you bring to a date because it looks probably more expensive than it than it is. Yes. So you bring that and I think oh god you spent a bit when it's probably like $12 20

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it's not. That's not a cheap bottle though. Now there is a really good cheap Prosecco that we've found.

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I think there's no one in this room who would be able to tell the difference? I think absolutely. There's no way I was hoping for passion pop. This is great.

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Yeah, happy

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So anyway, how's it gonna go with coffee and you're having a hot choc as well?

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In preparation? Yeah.

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So it's a it's a Grundy cube a 1531 debt? I marry.

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Mike just broke. Yeah.

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And yeah, so we hope you enjoyed this one.

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Okay, here we go. God bless. Buy CDs

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hoping we can get

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it. Do you want to do it now?

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Yeah, let's all just fill the glasses it's gonna take him five minutes

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I feel like totally should do it I feel like should be

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good

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yeah okay so this is my first day

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so we all having some

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is okay do you don't want some well i mean he gave me then you having sound that's a signal

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nice love sparkling guys I tried to make him have some sparkling and he literally had to like gag down okay so that he will drink the champagne because it's a gift from the owner of the restaurant

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not drink yeah when grande

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smiley gives you a drink. Okay, here we go so she's got that she's got her hands firmly on

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what I can

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tell he's gotten she's playing a lot. Oh, that was good. That was solid.

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Yeah Nice. You go first fill yourself up. Just past the bottle. JB you just tell me

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a little What a glass because a full glass

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stems are a bit broken now anyway.

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We just bought me just bought a new round, which means we have glasses, which means that we can get the ones from home and bring them to the office. So we'll have more we

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have a it's a very it's an eclectic closet.

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Top up okay.

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1227 Okay, great. Here we go. I can leave my car. Hey guys.

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Alrighty. And JB anything else you want to say before we apply? Nothing. That's pretty much. Okay, this is

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drinking. Mama bear

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with me, bear

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with me. Thanks, Mom. loves that.

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I'll be playing Pico you guys.

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This week, we celebrated the Queen's Birthday. Woman what a woman

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got a pretty good life. I want to have she's still alive to be honest. 96 year old woman on a horse royal. I would

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blow up if I wasn't on this.

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We heard about producer dresses boxing match.

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I know their eyelashes out.

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Oh, I guess it's better than tape.

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And Mr. 97 had a close call with raw chicken. We had a freshly stocked fridge and said it was red pepper. He lives at the Grand Hyatt. Right? There was red pepper. It was homeless when I was eating the red pen but there was this little like thing on and I

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describe it that sort

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of like Hall Missy rule chicken.

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I took on salmonella. Speaking of a full fridge, JJ wants to get into the

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smart home game. So I think smart locks would be great security cameras would fucking have every corner of the house. The thing that is cold is being able to have the cameras in the fridge so it knows when you're Lower on on stock

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low on protein bars. Okay, yeah, I'll let Josh know low on Monster Energy during that.

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still go to full can low on red peppers. I call them capsicum spit. Yeah. Low in zinc. I don't

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really know that is going on I got a few then I've got one bit motivation. I'm actually feeling quite inspired. I am That's true. I have been feeling a little bit sad.

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You You're not low on confidence. Nice Erica. Thank you so much with the megaphone sponsorship up for grabs.

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The boys had a few personal shout outs for Bobby Kay, advisory shout out here a good man,

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Steph rising grind this shout out for Steph. I'm actually gonna

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shout out Sam And zucchini biked? Simple 15 minutes cut it a lot big salt and pepper lemon down. No, it's either pan fried or you just do zoodles

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this guy with international travel still on hold JJ I've got nostalgic

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actually went to Krakow in Poland Kal to Lahore. I went to Munich. Anything Pakistan? Yes. Yeah. When we were in Alabama when we were leaving Heathrow last time I'm going to mention a place for Auckland.

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And that was tension between grace and Mr. 97

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you girlfriend grace uses the phrase or the word pommy to disarm a chicken parmigiana ah yeah now that's

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me verse Parma hotline. How are you? I we've had conversations about

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I'm sorry, but there is no cure. Just have to change. You just have to stop saying Pam. It's that's a partner. It's baby talk though. Isn't it? My criticism to like dp DPA asking for dp eggs

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and so the baby talk continue with a question from Tommy. So in the car we're trying to explain to body what funky means

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or funky is. What is gravy me? Thumbs up funky. sunglasses on. Funky. cool music. funky

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looking good.

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Anything else? Sorry.

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How would you describe me?

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So I wish looking cool looking Ruby.

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Ruby, Ruby thing. Oh, sorry. I'm in

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good looking. Yeah, just listen to this. To be honest, I kind of got it. Okay.

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quads. Nice.

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This is a really funky Bay. Oh, yeah. And would you say that what you're showing me? Okay. Yeah.

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The big thank you to our guests for this week. I get this in Hump Day, right? Yeah,

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definitely.

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Yeah, definitely topic. We love talking tech and banking with Dominic Pym, making a contribution to society or making a contribution to other people. And sharing knowledge or helping other people improve other people's lives is something that I'm very passionate about. We learned about sustainability and coffee with Russell towers. Now vision is to try and create organic waste bins at cafes and at roasters. And then from that point onwards, we can create a completely closed loop and apply for these cups. But our most important conversation in a week of complexity was with that good friend, Crystal Andrews when I am able to kind of go through society with some people thinking that I am Why I access all of the privileges that a white person also accesses because I haven't been put in a different box. So I certainly have had things a lot easier in life than even some of my you know, like some of my cousins who are much darker looking than I am who have more Asian features than I do. I've definitely enjoyed some privileges in life and yeah, that's just another thing to take stock off this this kind of time it's given me a really good pause for thought. That's it for me. I've been doji George. Good night Australia and happy 10th episode

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he's done it again. Tan as

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cheesy, cheesy. Cheesy as if

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that's nice.

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Guys, I have an issue. All right, here we go. festival. This isn't big. No.

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I have an issue with you guys having hot guests on the show and not hooking me up in the slide. There's been a few where I've been like Who the hell like Russell's cute.

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Wi

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Fi boy sketchy joy

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sketch Actually, I

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just feel like you guys know that, you know, I'm searching for love. And when you have good looking successful driven smart men on the shard, we make little cards that with my

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hand them out

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if we could organise something, you just do. You're gonna be in the office more well,

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and then we can just throw

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you guys we'll let you tried to offer me a zoom chat this morning. I was like, I want to come in and yeah, we actually we broke a record this morning. Did we not Josh? Yeah.

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Well, you hadn't you haven't

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had a chance to hug me

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coming in hot.

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I think was my first hug outside of family as well. Okay,

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just know that I took lockdown very seriously. I mean I did go on a few ISO dates but I took it pretty seriously.

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Well, right now there is zero new cases in Australia and that's been for a couple of days since

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you're in this room

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so no so no local cases so international people coming in there might be a few we've we've actually got a friend in one of the hotels in the city What about his mates parents and the kids so they went to Mexico in the crazy time before and then they have come back in so this Lucci around her three year old kid in one small room

31:43
crazy can they actually so yeah, so he's the flight internationally at the moment

31:50
they've just had the last couple come in from LA I think there's always been die

31:54
there's always been like me like if you have if there's some you can't just not fly

31:58
should listen to this. So much. Monday was one of the second last and then yesterday I think, was the last part of the government subsidised get people home scheme. And so that that's where it was like you could jump on one of those flights, but they're looking at how can they introduce or how are the government gonna cover for more people being able to come home?

32:18
I'm going home tomorrow for the first time since Christmas and Sydney. Yes, India for those playing at home but it Yeah, it was an absolute bitch to get to Sydney. I wanted to go home two weeks ago.

32:29
You know, the question I want to know Josh.

32:31
Which one How much? Oh, yeah, I'm not sure.

32:35
Well, I actually was lucky so I was supposed to speak at a dementia conference next week. That was happening in Sydney. And through that they booked me flat conference was cancelled but they were lovely enough to say hey, look, I was doing it pro bono just because I want to raise awareness for dementia. Because of my my mom passing away from it, but they were lucky enough to have Halo conference has been cast. We're going to take it online probably in August to correlate with demand. Awareness Month, but you know, we'd love to give you the flights anyway, so you can go see your family, man, that's so nice. So I was really lucky. But I was looking myself to fly out a couple of weeks back. I wanted to be home for Mother's Day, but obvious reasons. They were like $1,000 Plus, yeah, that was the first one one after that was 3000 jumped from 1000 to $3,000 to fly an hour and a half flat. Obviously. Another one wanted me to go via Adelaide was like a 36 hour round trip

33:27
to get to Sydney. Yeah, good stuff.

33:31
Like so many people I know have been driving up, because it's just impossible. Don't get any snacks. No water. We were told we tried to bring our own water.

33:38
It's an hour fly. You'll be right.

33:42
I agree with you. But just being told I won't have any snacks on Sunday makes me want to buy like a lunchbox full of snacks.

33:48
Pretty forward question for me. But have you ever put on a plane?

33:52
Why I just told you I hate talking about

33:55
it. Yeah, I talked about it because I want to talk about

33:58
travel blogger, I'm sure I have Probably no

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no you can't confirm

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no Wow.

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Every time I'm on a plane

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I've been on

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a lot of flights. A lot of travel

34:16
already mentioned Afghanistan

34:21
but he has been fine.

34:27
No, I do have to I will tell you this. When I press the flesh button I mainly cover my hands over my ears like a toddler because I that noise terrifies me. So I press it.

34:43
Like my son, he can't have the hand dryer and toilets it's too noisy for him. Kind of have you know,

34:49
but that's that flushes something else. It feels like this air coming from it. Yeah, like am I about to get sucked back out that way? Where's it going?

34:59
Is it Cindy

35:02
just drops down into onto the ground. Oh, you're talking about

35:06
Aeroplan

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national flights where they do release

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may sit right down

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to the floor. It's like 36,000 feet. I betcha

35:15
Absolutely. Dude,

35:18
this is blasphemy. I'll have it. I'll have it maybe on some sort of international flights, maybe. Maybe. Maybe target and it's a mistake.

35:29
I'm filming this already, by the way. Yeah.

35:30
Isn't it funny you have like a sip, and it is your bloods in LA

35:35
and it's the light. And it's the it's the hate me. It's hot. Yeah.

35:41
Sam's has a new level of confidence.

35:44
And you mentioned that upstairs Telly. You watch that?

35:49
He's coming. He's coming boy. You've just you've just blossomed since I met you don't make me blush. Have you seen

35:55
TJ Have you seen his Instagram bio. Did you say that?

36:02
Follow him Telly

36:05
I never know you know I might I feel like

36:07
Graham feels like he didn't even from the guy who we described as vanilla and so the Can you raise it by

36:18
just just for the guy who loves the Jin Tae?

36:23
What the fuck? you deleted 400 followers

36:28
your profile photo should be you with a glass of j doing this

36:31
no that is a great profile photo I just we just got back to LA when I had to trick him into drinking because he didn't like any I had to find a drink that he would actually drink which was tough because he doesn't like anything including oh he's I'm pretty well actually I smashed I had to get him pineapple something's because he just tastes like fruit juice that's right and we got the wet pussies and because if you guys haven't been to LA they just free pool so I ordered four which was shots which should be like shots but they gave they gave us like this much

37:00
It's ridiculous. I couldn't believe just the the size of the shot glasses like their profit glasses. It's gorgeous. It's an F sharp glasses. It's useless.

37:09
It was that it was literally like that and it was half full and it was a show and mice just threw it back and then all of a sudden needed to wake up.

37:18
And oh my god.

37:21
It was really fuzzy.

37:22
It was so cute. That was Kiyosaki. So he's come a long way since then. Absolutely. We've all we've all evolved but he more specifically, he's really a

37:31
butterfly coming out of his cocoon it is I'm just gonna be kicking myself on.

37:34
You lost that tell me Sorry about

37:37
I just had this feeling that like I could if I wanted to, I could probably

37:42
you haven't seen these puppy dog eyes. It's like an emoji with the love hearts that's sibs,

37:48
or like the set the one with like, it's about to start crying like the big black the actual dog. I really like

37:54
that team. He's found love. It's beautiful. I mean,

37:57
I mean, who knows why when you guys made like I'm also like it's a whole other thing. I've got a date in Sydney with a guy I've been talking to for about a month. We accidentally match because all the dating apps change the parameters with the with isolation. So Tinder made a shine. He had

38:17
no business matching.

38:19
I got matched with a six.

38:23
Exactly in the background, but he's only got 2000

38:40
when going to the pub after

38:43
it's not Friday. Is it next Wednesday?

38:46
Yeah, finish the bottle. No, no.

38:50
Yes, I've created a monster

38:53
go motion taken.

38:54
So anyway, so Tinder made it so there was no longer geo targeting so you could talk to anyone from all over the world which is same as Raya, which we've discussed before writer is the dating app for

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attractive celebrities

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How important is the attractive bit

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I have a story for you guess who I met with

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WordPress founder

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at Mozilla

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is hands down this is hands down my mind snakes

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calm

39:27
I just committed to bullies trolling on my Instagram to come here and have real life guys

39:32
we've presale

39:34
we've had some funny we've discussed before my funny matches stuff like the Levin from super bad was one of my funny one. Was that one Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter. Hilarious match Tayo cruise.

39:45
This is only an ally Yeah, nice.

39:47
Yeah. Ryan doesn't have JSON Malfoy live in England. Yeah, right. Yeah, you can talk to anyone for people that travel a lot. Okay, so you can talk to anyone all over the world. Guess who I match with during ICER

39:58
Australian give us a

40:01
Tell me you're into bass play for the NBA.

40:03
No. I watched the market. Pretty much.

40:06
Okay, so he plays for the NBA. He's like, Whoa, is he Ozzy?

40:10
No. Okay, now Well, I'm the main player. LeBron.

40:16
Married he's got kids. Steph Curry's married. He's got kids

40:21
that's gonna be so annoying. Oh, yeah. Okay,

40:23
so he so I already followed everything. I think he's so hot. I already followed him and I recognised because it has a photo of them that it has that Instagram handle because, and I was like, that Instagram handle sounds familiar. And I was like, and I swiped right thinking he's ever gonna match with a

40:37
good match. Not

40:42
a top player. He was

40:48
grew up in frankston used to come to the Gemini Rangers. I didn't know Rangers. Yeah, and Milwaukee. I'm pretty sure

40:56
you guys finish guessing.

40:58
I'm gonna guess. Come on.

41:00
He's like, crazy

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America.

41:02
Like I said top five players in the NBA league at the top

41:06
five players.

41:09
Okay, this is fine guy, the man who likes the NBA. Kevin Durant.

41:13
Bingo.

41:14
Really? He's number two. LeBron Kevin Durant.

41:18
Guys. So you match with him

41:19
Ace, you know you had a chance.

41:22
Yeah, we match the chats really good. You wanna hit the chat? Oh,

41:25
my God, this is what fucking piece me off. He's my age. He's my daughter

41:31
has a long time.

41:32
For us sports person.

41:34
Grew up, man, you know, that's

41:38
the chat guys want to hear how good the chat is. This is the 18th of April 2020. At 5:42pm. We matched and I said thinking I was being kind of cute. Well, my Saturday night and isolation just got slightly less depressing. And then I said hello. And he replied, he responds why

41:56
he's a sport.

41:59
I said Well, I was hoping for compensation at the time, but the reply was attached to light. It was like 10 days later, and then that's been it. Oh, so good chat, Kevin Durant

42:11
was at a whim.

42:12
It's definitely him because it's connected to his official Instagram. You can see that. Yeah.

42:19
Yeah, yeah, wouldn't have we've got we've got a full screen. So it's got a video says, This is how

42:25
he's in Paris, like a PowerPoint presentation.

42:27
Not a single photo of him playing basketball, which I thought was kind of nice. Yeah, he was trying to attend to that his name wasn't recognised across the globe. Yeah. gangster.

42:37
I mean, I guess the thing is that you would

42:40
I know a guy I know a girl who somehow it was just through sliding into the DMS NFL player. You know, had a 1015 million back contract was like dming this girl they started to sort of online relationship. He was like, booked a flight to come over. Chicken like it seems fucking Ridiculous. I know your DMZ dangerous place not on like people just sliding into them. Yeah. Have you ever had any offers to fly you places actually know one of the stories but probably shouldn't mention. It's fucking crazy. I'll tell you that badge. That's what you get for being friends with Telly secret. Have you seen the Epstein taco?

43:18
I have

43:24
you ever seen a mess and

43:25
so that was fucked up but

43:28
it's gonna get a lot more fucked up. Have you seen what's happening

43:30
with Hillary, Hillary and also Oh my god, you're a conspiracy theorist, rabbit hole. Rabbit Hole. You go down the rabbit

43:38
hole. I don't because I think it's all really overwhelming. But I do think that even even just even that documentary, you can see it that's about to be a mockumentary documentary

43:45
documentaries definitely sit.

43:51
We mentioned printed

43:52
through the Queen's son. He's been now obviously died and he's being questioned by some And like so that you

44:01
know I keep saying like hey, can you come talk and then he's like I keep saying that I said that

44:09
if you've said it three times you fucking gone and had the conversation you know to creep

44:13
the thing that the nail in his coffin for me watch that documentary spoiler alert. The whole thing I mean, it's it's out there it's common to the whole documentary what what it's about was when that just isn't the the yachtsman like the guy that just worked on maintenance was like, I swim in the pool with the girl that has accused him of doing it. She was taught like, Hey, he's got nothing to nothing to gain, nothing to lose. He's like, I'm just telling you. I saw him in the pool. And that was a chick he was with. Yeah.

44:40
Let's zoom out slightly. You reference it as being a sort of documentary. It's like it's all been a piece of content for us where we've understood the the effect that's had on people, but I mean, that's what sort of Netflix does they take something that is really serious, you could say it is shining light on something to build some momentum behind getting the fucking conviction or something. But also on the other side, it's like watching a computer game of shoot him up and then you see a terrorist attack. That's a shoot 'em up and you're like, I can't tell the difference between the movie I just watched and this. And so what do you think in terms of watching this stuff? What Netflix get out of it as a business, and then also the victims and the atrocious

45:24
I think it's always I found it interesting because so many of the victims who weren't part of the court case were a part of the documentary. Like they all sat down one on one with Netflix, I feel like that to make even more credible. I was like, okay, so you have them all decided to come on board all of them who are part of the public lawsuit. To me, I was like that gave it more. I don't know.

45:47
Well, I said I think it's cathartic. And I can't speak for anybody who's been a victim

45:52
to face him in court because he killed himself. So it was probably, you know, for them,

45:57
I would say well, it feels like yeah, the the courtroom was going to be a platform for them to

46:02
express that. A few of them said you know, I was really looking forward to my day and cool I wanted to stand up there I wanted to face Jeffrey Epstein. I wanted to tell him what he did to me how it affected me how it's still affecting me. And I think two of them got to do that and then he killed him killed himself there are conspiracy theories that he didn't come with you on. And you know, and then

46:20
he did kill himself. No, I don't think he did. Okay. Yes to to dodgy,

46:24
did you Okay, again, I'm not into conspiracy theories but

46:27
I feel like you researched this shit I don't

46:30
just talk you know without doing like fact checking. So if you look at the the image of his he's right festival

46:36
but after a couple of seconds

46:43
if you look at the festival there were so many things that just went wrong that night right yeah, cameras just went on you know, security guards that were down a number that like there's just too many coincidences, but my thing was looking at his room and the bunk bed they found him in there was not enough dropped

46:59
Yeah, yeah,

47:00
the drop for me is top bunk, who I would have had

47:03
to lean forward but there's still not that much. It saves it's just filled himself up before it feels Talia GP

47:13
Oh, that's, that's this one. Shoot you don't want that.

47:18
Sorry. Sorry, Kelly. It's

47:20
fine. It's fine. You know what this probably wouldn't have worked

47:31
on AWS

47:34
Have you that I've never had alcohol delivered like that was my fun

47:40
day to my house was my fun

47:45
story about my dad

47:46
died at my house. It was a ISO date. So it was at my house one person, that's fine. It was all aboveboard. And we went through alcohol and so I went to a mall and it was like, do you want to also order this Cruz's sunoco fuel dollars and I was like I absolutely do What is that like a bead but we see what everyone's doing them lately. No, it's a new thing with the cool kids nice. You should be across this. What is it? What is it good for

48:09
the guy from Instagram

48:10
cruises snorkel so Chris wouldn't do it with cruises and back guys cruises are back that cool. Yeah. Now people doing cruises again, sugar free ones.

48:21
Stick it in like this.

48:22
So you're putting your finger

48:23
This is the

48:26
the cabinet the cup, the carbonate nation out of it, then you hold this end of it, flip it up, let it go. And it just goes.

48:36
A different way of doing it. Right. And so this was created enough.

48:39
So I'm on a date, right and we've gone through HIPAA I suspect like a really like respectable six pack of beer like imagine rocking out with a case like wait, right? How are you staying equal? Like how drunk are we getting? I had a couple balls of rose a and then we went through the awful he got there. Fuck you, Josh. And so I was like, oh, we're out of October. I just want to someone maybe writes when you know it rates when we doubled And it was like hey, do you wanna also order this snorkel? And I was like we're having good time I'm sure we got a bonding activity we could do $50 for a bit of rubber and some

49:10
ice pipes as well.

49:13
No, no I did not. But you know what I think nothing says romance like watching a girl that you're trying to maybe date really throw back a cruise right down the you know, no gag right? Did he do he

49:27
did he? Did he appreciate it? Like was he I put away

49:33
any favours, do I do myself any favours, you should have it up. Back back to my original story. So I also have a date with some guy that I haven't met yet in Sydney on Thursday with a guy I've been talking to. So Tinder made it that you could talk to anyone in the world. There was no you could talk someone in Paris, someone in Johannesburg, whatever. And then Bumble made it that you could talk you can make your your distance. So usually you go I want to pick two people in a 10 k radius people in your area, and you can make it go as far as white or white as you want. And they met you talk to anyone in Australia. But I didn't know that and I kind of did it overnight. And so I was swiping thinking that I'm like, oh, they're all these cute new boys in Melbourne. What the hell, but he was, he was. He's into me. So we've been talking for a bit and we've got a date on Thursday and I'm really nervous about meeting someone in real life without

50:26
going to location like,

50:28
obviously, freaking I've planned the whole thing. Okay, no, that's good. But I'm just you know, he's really chill. He's like, you know, we get along really well. Like we have a really good time we talk every day. We've talked with all a via texting, we talk every day on the phone. Like, why would this be a success? I'm like, you can get along with someone really well, but if there's not like chemistry when you meet them like it's, it's you just might

50:46
as you 16 changed since being in Iceland?

50:49
I actually. Yeah.

50:54
I don't, either. No, no, that's a good it's a good story. I'd have been a fan of fun sex. I thought I'm It's not the same How can you do a different

51:01
phone sex versus sexing phone sex I imagine like you're using one of those Berger phones from the 90s. Talking about

51:09
where it's much easier to do bunch of stuff whilst you're speaking

51:13
ear pods. So sheet made the problem says

51:16
the lightest debut, I've got

51:19
the last cancel. I always like the whole VR thing. I want to hear this but the VR, the FE I'm gonna stop pointing the whole VR thing like watching porn, like the idea of having goggles on and having headphones on. And just wild.

51:39
Hang on, you're not doing anything with this part of your face or your head when you're when you're jerking off.

51:44
So why don't I could just be

51:49
okay, what was it? Yeah, so that's the thing, I guess. So you've got

51:52
it's called privacy.

51:54
Music on candles candle. And so anyway, 16 has changed for you.

51:58
Yeah, yeah, I had my first proper Like phone sex session.

52:02
And so what does that entail?

52:05
Well, I was really drunk. henner Shakira, um, I was really drunk and cold him away home and then before I knew it, yeah, it just, I just never thought it was the actual thing, but it's a thing.

52:15
And so it's a pause and then talking dirty while you're both masturbating. Yeah,

52:19
pretty much, pretty much

52:22
and then is it? So? Is it like FaceTime? Or no,

52:25
he was like, semi like, no, no one's no one. No one looks cute when their hair looks cute when they're masturbating.

52:32
And so what do you what? Like in those scenarios, you just wanted a photo? Like So what are

52:36
some photos that I'd already taken where I looked cute? Uh huh. She had that as like a visual stimulus.

52:42
And then, honestly, why what are the outputs for a good question to them? Also audio.

52:49
It's just an audio.

52:50
Yeah. Heavy breathing, apparently.

52:53
And so I feel like heavy breathing. It's annoying.

53:01
Where are we now? I was just thinking about sales has been ranking solo, most of its long, doesn't understand.

53:06
I want to workshop this for sales because we've both got, you know, a really big date coming up. Are you not at all nervous that it's not gonna because the guy that I'm talking to is so he's like, I don't know why you worried it's gonna be great. I'm like,

53:18
What if it's not what you find sex with?

53:20
Yes. But what if we may and it's like we're just good friends like we just get along really well but actually don't want to jump your bones.

53:27
Well, we're going for a week away together.

53:29
Wow, that's right

53:30
jumping right into that the day after she rock.

53:34
That's that's ballsy man

53:35
rah, rah.

53:37
Yeah, Rob, like I just tell you, my dad and my mom and dad got married three months after they met. That's really beautiful. And I think maybe it was my mom or dad dropped it. They didn't have sex before they were married. And look, they're together.

53:54
Because you live at home, so she can't you can't really have your own space. If she came and stayed with you. It could could you

54:01
Yeah, I mean, my bedroom would be full.

54:07
Wow, that just makes me so anxious because hey, my guy said something similar. He wanted to go way down the coast for a bit and I was like, Wait being trapped with just what if it doesn't work? It's just you remain quiet sleepy town and like that terrifies me. You're down. You're all Yeah,

54:24
no, I'm excited. So what's the worst case? Worst case scenario

54:27
to me bad ones

54:28
like I've got a bit I think that's why you thinking the way you are?

54:31
Yeah, cuz I I'm so old like the thing Jen. You know, my best friend Jen. You know, she's like, I commend you so much because I've there's so many times I've gone You know what, I'm just gonna fly to x y Zed and just give it a go. But it never works ever. I'm sure yours will. But yes, I'm definitely nervous.

54:49
Sure. And, and so how long you spend it like what have you dedicated to in regards to that time so

54:55
I've got a date on Thursday night. And then we're just gonna play it by ear after that. Depends on how That guy like he was he was down to like getting an Airbnb for the first four nights to get that and I like what if you hate me when I hate you

55:05
and so I guess is it too presumptuous? Say serves you know grace ease his girlfriend now is it presumptuous to be like he's my bed you're sleeping well that's

55:17
the thing right like I want the option to be able to be like what if I don't want to sleep with you on the first night? So if we had an Airbnb

55:23
have the option if you're sleeping the same bed? No, I know.

55:26
You don't have to tell me no it just panics me panics maybe

55:30
also but also being a female I think it's like an extra layer of caution.

55:34
So just think I'm just self sabotaging really, which is like very on brand for me.

55:38
So sabotaging in the sense of he's saying all the right things he's saying.

55:43
Make me run away further, further away. And so my theory is the more I'm like, Can you not? I guess they asked me what my favourite flower was, I might buy me flowers,

55:51
really? Could be putting one of the 40 days or whatever I mean, see He's interesting, like so do you think that you're it's real fucked up? You know, I remember when I was younger reading assholes finished first and went through like, two weeks of just being a controller there's a guy a pack of gum blanket he's named Neil Strauss

56:19
and don't like the

56:20
Tucker Tucker. Tucker Max is sort of like you definitely be cancelled in 2020 partly cancelled 10 years ago, but anyway he he would talk about these outrageous

56:32
the game

56:34
the game has negging and watch me and peacocking Yeah, and so how much of it do you think is is it real? Around the negative like being drawn to negative energy?

56:45
I honestly I mean, this is getting deep here. But I think it's it's more of a main thing and I've been told by various psychologists that I you know, with thanks to a bunch of stuff in my past my childhood but also dating awful guys that you know, treat me badly I just believe that I'm hard to love. And so I date guys that reaffirm that, that treat me badly. And don't be with me because I always say that I was right and hard to love. So when I meet someone that's like, actually, I think you're really lovable. I think you're sweet and kind and I want to see you and I want to get to know you and spend time with you. I'm like, whoa, whoa, what? You're, you're great that you can't be all there in the head. And I just run Yeah, and just date other guys. Like No, actually, you are crazy, because that just confirms what I believe.

57:28
And so how do you get around? Lots of fees of therapy? Yeah,

57:32
I don't know. I'm trying to I'm trying to give it a chance. But I admire your bravery and you're just all in because I'm there being like, Why might maybe give you an hour slot on Thursday and then never speak to you ever again. Like even just like, look at me, right? I'm like tearing up paper, thinking about it and sweating.

57:49
Oh, what is that which part was

57:57
do you think that you have high expectations or lower expectations. I

58:00
think it's gonna be low. But I think everyone's gonna let me down. Always or abandon me. Because if we know or I mean mace has. That's true.

58:13
Fresh off the back of the game.

58:18
I think a lot of people will be doing a lot of dating for the foot. I mean, people have been talking online not being able to meet and it's gonna be interesting time I think for people who get to actually finally meet these people in real life.

58:28
I think you've actually got one of those bits of thing on your shoulder

58:32
to look like

58:37
a boy move at the same one. Yeah. All right, Telly. We should definitely get you back on it's good to hang out after

58:46
what numbers this third?

58:49
Tell he joined us for Friday night drinks.

58:51
Oh, yeah. So we're adding that as a so what ladies one minute.

58:56
It's the faith.

58:56
I love that actually had a really good time.

59:00
Last Friday night drinks is on Fridays.

59:02
I wasn't I wasn't a huge fan of not always having the mic. I like

59:06
when I felt that I felt

59:10
I want to chat with

59:12
Kevin I probably can't share microphone that's a terrible idea. Never having to share the mic with like 12 other people might wait. I have something to say. Yeah, yeah.

59:20
That's why you need your own podcast that you're I tell the show

59:26
I show it to daily talk show. We'll go get some more Prosecco maybe. Yeah, I might even like it's funny. It doesn't take much for me to be like, I'm gonna get ate something naughty as well.

59:37
Thinking we've got we've got a 230

59:40
How much can we get him before they're

59:43
young right.

59:44
All right, guys. Love you. Thank you.

59:46
The Daily talk show cinema guys have a good one. See you guys.