A Love Triangle

Josh: It's The Daily Talk Show, episode 687.

Tommy: How are we, gronks? What's going on? How are we all feeling after last night's formal?

Josh: Geez, well, you said you weren't gonna drink.

Tommy: Yeah, I know, baby. Geez, that escalated. I mean, once you get a taste of that, you know, Jesus's milk, you It's, I don't know what that means, but you know, God syrup.

Josh: You still drunk?

Tommy: Yeah, no, no, no, I'm not. No, no, no, I've just woken up to be honest. It's been a very slow day. Haven't felt bad, too bad, but just, you know, just lounging around. It's mainly revolved around, you know, making porridge to start with and I made eggs on toast. And now I'm here with you boys. How are you all feeling?

Josh: Yeah, we're good actually. George, how are you feeling post-formal?

George: Feeling good. Um, feeling— I was a bit hungover this morning, but, um, no, I'm all good. Had some leftover Indian and sort of cured me.

Josh: How do you have 3 Lindt bunnies uneaten behind you?

Tommy: Because he's not an absolute animal.

Josh: What's going on?

George: I don't know how you have so many. I just got collected. But so for Easter, I mean, last bit of Easter content before we can move on. I am.

Tommy: Alright, so, thank you.

George: Commission granted.

Josh: I got given a—

George: Hannah got me a chocolate egg, which I had like a few bites out of, but then the real Easter present was a wheel of brie. So, that's my chocolate.

Josh: When you say a wheel, like you mean like a, like it's sort of the— That's what they're called, a wheel of brie. Yeah, wheel of brie. I know, but I just—

Tommy: Wheel of cheese.

Josh: I know, I feel like when I think of a gift, I just sort of went big. I sort of thought like maybe—

Tommy: Yeah, oh yeah, like, oh yeah, those ginormous— who has ever bought one of those? Like, as a just a punter, not someone who owns an establishment where you're on selling it, who's bought a fucking, you know, wheel of cheese, 20-kilo brie cheese?

Josh: Can you get a big wheel of brie? Can you get something that significant?

Tommy: I've seen the big wheels before. Yeah, and that's what you end up— well, you end up like I've seen them like the size of, I don't know, what's that, like a frisbee shape? You can buy those, but it'll be so expensive, dude. Hey, just quickly before we get to you boys, Josh and, um, Seb's about how you're feeling, just, I mean, it wouldn't have been a formal without someone crying, someone going to bed because they're too drunk, uh, what else? What other things that it wouldn't have been a formal?

Josh: Well, normally one person at least gets fingered. Who was it?

Tommy: I don't know, we don't know.

Mason: Maybe throw up. What about a bit of—

Tommy: Did anyone throw up?

Josh: Yeah, sure.

Tommy: Was there?

George: Yeah, definitely.

Josh: There was.

Tommy: Really?

Mason: George, was that on your end or—

George: Two people in my house threw up.

Tommy: Oh yeah. Also, also broken heart.

Josh: Could every one of our sort of ticks be ticked at George's place?

Tommy: Was there a broken heart at your house?

Josh: Well, go to sleep early.

George: Yeah, that was everything. Yeah, that was everything.

Mason: Um, I think the one Josh meant, Grace was in chat.

George: Yeah, Grace was just calling shots. No smut. Every 10 minutes.

Josh: Georgia shut it down. No Easter content and no smut.

Tommy: And definitely not together. If you bring smutty Easter content, you're fucking out.

George: Yeah.

Tommy: Um, there was also a broken heart. Like, someone came with somebody and then tried to hook up with another partner. Like, that's a very 16-year-old move.

George: Yes. And there was also some, uh, I've asked permission to talk about this, so it's all good. Okay, great. Showbaker slid into my DMs last night asking about Robbie if he was single.

Tommy: Mate, fair play. Fair play, Showbaker.

George: Grace was on the case as well.

Josh: Grace was on the case. Hang on, what?

George: She was—

Mason: For Showbaker.

George: She said it's not for me. It's just asking for a friend.

Josh: Although I've heard that before. That's not a good sign, to be honest.

George: Yeah. It was all happening.

Tommy: Can we just get confirmation also, JJ, did you vomit?

Josh: Oh, I, so the thing is there was no plan on vomiting. I didn't go out to—

Tommy: No one plans on vomiting.

Josh: No one plans on that. I've had a bottle of wine before. And so it's interesting. There is a big difference between a bottle of wine and even just having 3/4 more, like having a bottle and 3/4. Completely changes things. And so it's almost double.

Tommy: Sorry, I've, I've, I've just waiting for that yes or no. Sorry.

Josh: Uh, no, I didn't, but I was. There was a point where I was spitting in the toilet with my arms wrapped around it screaming, I don't want to vomit, I don't want to vomit.

Tommy: That is so good. And, and so you can tick that. You can't tick the vomiting box, you can tick the, uh, crying box because there is a, you know, famous video on our Facebook page.

Josh: Do you count that as tears? I don't know if I was crying.

Tommy: I've never seen a grown man act like that in my fucking life.

Josh: What the fuck was that? Jesus, what was that? I think what happened, Bree must have like pushed me down, so I sort of laid back.

Tommy: And I think Bree is about 2 foot tall and you're about 6 foot 8.

Josh: And so I think I was being a bit dramatic and I said, you hit my chest, you You hit me, you hit me. And then I started screaming.

Mason: How long after she pushed you down did you start screaming?

Josh: I don't know. Well, it was enough time for her to get the phone and start filming. So it was, I don't know. I think that part of it is I just end up in this whirlwind of just like, I know what I'm doing. It's like this, I'm performing. I'm like, oh, this is actually like, oh, I'm just gonna lean into this. But the bit where I was out of control was around the vomiting. And then the great thing about alcohol is everyone's up for Maccas. So I said to Bree, do you wanna get Maccas? And she's like, you had Domino's. I'm like, I know, that's not what I asked. And so we ordered some Maccas and I was so fucking pissed because I couldn't eat it. I like, that was when I realised that I was gonna vomit. I took a bite, I was like, I had this conundrum. I'm like, I'm not gonna be able to, This has never happened in my life, but I was just like, you know what, I can't have anything in my guts right now.

Tommy: Oh wow, yeah, I've had that. I've spent lots of money on food too, like it's so annoying.

Josh: And so you were in your, from memory, you were in your undies?

Tommy: Oh yeah, dude, I went full hog. I had my pants and shoes on. Amy came down, she was like, you've got your shoes on?

Josh: I was like, yeah. What do you mean? Like, as you—

Tommy: like, I had, I had my full suit on, right? So I, I did it all, the shoes and the pants. So it's like, it's not that comfortable just sitting at a computer. It feels a bit— and then so I just, I just Friday night took my pants off. So I kept my suit jacket on and, uh, and shirt, and it was very comfy. Had my—

Josh: any complaints from, from anyone? Like, do we have any, anything that we need to rein in or sort of Things that went too far.

Tommy: I mean, the one thing we could rein in is how much booze you've drank before the episode. Me personally? Overall, overall. Yeah, just personally.

Mason: Yeah.

Tommy: Overall great, like perfect. Maybe just launching too quick. You know, you've—

Mason: Oh yeah, I don't reckon starting at 3 o'clock is a good idea. I reckon you could push it to probably 3:30 and start drinking then. And so at least we have the first, you know, half an hour of the episode of you okay.

Josh: And then was it not okay? What was it?

Tommy: Yeah, your audio sounded like Ian Traynor's, you know, 3G internet. Like it was like, oh man, you were—

Mason: yeah, you were slurring.

Josh: It was—

Mason: there was a bit of slurring, um, and, um, I don't know, it's just Tyrone came up a little bit.

Josh: Yeah, that's just a few things.

Tommy: So there's just a lot of things needed context that we didn't need to go down. Um, but that's why I'm glad I did get you the pizza. I'm glad I did get you something for your belly.

Josh: I mean, the thing is that, uh, red wine just sits with you. And so, um, I think that that's like one consideration is I don't want to go down the route of shots. I was talking to Sebs this morning. He was saying the The gin and tonic stuff goes down quite nicely. So I'm thinking of changing to something a little bit more just pure, not as full-on potentially.

Tommy: It's a good idea. Great idea.

Josh: And I also had issues opening the wine bottle. I think we spent 20 minutes in the— Oh my God, keep your arms straight.

George: Ridiculous.

Tommy: I've recorded those. I've recorded that and I've recorded you just absolutely feeling The Weeknd, just hands up in the air.

Josh: Bless you.

Tommy: Thanks, babe.

Josh: Yeah, the DJ. No worries. I mean, George, how would you rate DJ Precious in regards to DJing?

George: To be honest, I think you did a great job. You're like, you know, geez, that's a loud blow.

Josh: I probably could mute it.

Mason: Mute me, brother.

George: You know, you DJ'd for what, 3 hours straight?

Josh: Yeah. And so any feedback? I'm actually open to feedback. You can say anything, it's not going to affect me.

George: I think the feed— no, I actually think it was good. I liked how you faded down the songs and said a bit into the mic like, "Everyone get ready for this one," and then faded it back up, that sort of stuff.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: So yeah, it was great.

Mason: I think you did a great job. I reckon maybe towards the end, like the last 45 minutes, like you were sort of like running out of tunes.

Josh: And so I think that's, that's the big problem.

Mason: I reckon if you had to, you could probably build your playlist out a little bit more and then you could cover that push to the end.

Josh: But I mean, you finish it off nicely with, you know, well, this was the thing about finishing it off nicely because I, um, I was like, you know what, What About Me is one that not only do I DJ but I sort of karaoke along with it. And so I thought that was a good one to end on. When we finished the show—

Mason: Oh, just quickly. Yeah, no, you go.

Josh: No, you go.

Mason: I was just going to say raining in the horn, the air horn as well.

Josh: That was too much.

Tommy: A few times you really nailed it. You nailed it.

Josh: Yeah, well, there was a few. I like sort of completely stopped the beats. I'm hoping we recorded that bit because there was a bit where I just stopped air horn play and I was just like, whatever that feeling was, it was like my ears were ringing. I'm like, oh my God, this is euphoria. This is, I am God. You are mine. I own this. But I didn't realise until afterwards, I was watching the Insta stories, which apologies if we haven't reshared your Instagram storey because it's very weird how Instagram does it. I was getting, I did most of them. I did most of them. Yeah, but a lot of them I only discovered through just following people and didn't actually appear in our DMs, which is weird.

Tommy: Well, if they had— if we're not following them, if they're private, it doesn't come up. So if you get tagged in an Instagram storey and they have a private account that you don't follow, it won't come up. Like, um, old mate, uh, Wayne Peters tagged me in something and I was we follow him off the daily talk show but not my personal account, which I was annoyed at.

Josh: Ah, interesting. Well, so anyway, I saw at 7:30 Bree posted an Instagram storey of me singing my heart out to What About Me, which I was spewing because I thought I played it the first time as the final song at 9 o'clock. And so there was a little bit of confusion there. I played a couple of songs twice, so apologies for that.

George: Yeah. Yeah, that happens.

Tommy: And what I did notice is when you were losing the crowd, you made sure that they were active. So if you could sense they're losing it, you'd get everyone to put their hands up in the air. You really took control.

George: It was a good move.

Tommy: It's a good move. But yeah, maybe another song if you're losing them. I don't know. There was a few in there, but overall, mate, real good.

Josh: Real fucking good. It's made me want to get the decks.

Tommy: No, that was great.

George: Why?

Tommy: Just keep going.

Josh: The thing is, it was just not that— like, there was a couple of mistakes that were accidentally paused a song midway through and just went silent.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Josh: That wouldn't happen if I had the hardware. So you reckon? Um, yeah. And the thing is, yeah, there's just a few little tricks I want to get all the, um, the loops sorted. So I want a pre-show or, you know, pre-event, I want to go through and create loops for every single track and sort of grab, um, and so I can really be dynamic with stuff and start to mix things in.

Tommy: That's a big effort.

Josh: That's a full day.

Tommy: Yeah, I mean, this is what DJs do on the spot.

George: You don't pre-make the loops. Well, you know what I mean?

Josh: I sort of get what you mean, but you need to— it's a lot easier if you're fucking pissed. It's pretty hard to, to do it, whereas if you have them there, like, all— it's all cued. Like you've got the sections, it becomes a little bit easier.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah. Robert said he's, he's got lots of loads of FOMO today. I mean, that's, that's, um, that's totally deservable, mate. You should have been there.

Josh: And so what happens with, um, TJ, I straight away go to, we need to do, do it bigger and better. And, um, Bree said, why don't you do like sort of one normal one and then one theme, one normal, one theme?

Tommy: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Couldn't think of a good idea, I don't think.

Josh: What do you think? I've come up with a couple of ideas, a couple of things.

Mason: Just quickly, Olivia, Olivia in the chat, uh, reckons we should do a slumber party from The Good One.

Tommy: What about one all camping?

Josh: We're all in the backyard. Well, I mean, the slumber party is very— I had, I had pyjama party. The other thing is I don't know the legalities I was halfway through the show yesterday where I'm like, I actually don't know if we can have under-18s at these events, Olivia, just to throw it out there.

Tommy: But Olivia is cool. She's not gonna, uh, you're not gonna rat on us, eh?

George: You're not gonna.

Josh: But I think that's the— I mean, when you're coming from that sort of space, I feel like it's a good point.

Tommy: What is the, what is the deal?

Josh: That's— well, she should have had a parent on the other side.

Tommy: Never thought about. So for what though?

Josh: I'm trying to work out, like, streaming on YouTube.

Tommy: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that is weird, dude. I mean, this is uncharted territory for a lot of people. Who's gonna— yeah, that is bizarre.

Josh: I guess we don't have a liquor license, we don't need—

Tommy: so, okay, no, so for what about this one? What about this one? You're a celebrity that— say Cardi B, she's on Instagram Live and she accepts people in, and you're 17, and they broadcast that. What is that? What's the law there? So it is the same. I mean, other than it not being— this is a closed group that you need a password for. But yeah, what is the deal? Is it— could there be something in our T&Cs on the sign-up where it says, uh, you sign over your credit card details and we get access to your super?

Josh: Yeah, I think we could work something out.

Tommy: Exactly, something a bit less than that.

Mason: Yeah, we can dial it in.

Josh: So people are saying in the comments trivia. So they're the two ones I'd written down, pyjama party Or trivia. What I like about the pyjama party is it gives people both options. So you could either go real sort of warm, cosy flannel, or you can go silky, a little bit sort of risqué. You have the option depending on what you want to do. I'm going to go risqué, obviously. Bri and I have matching Victoria's Secret, uh, like, um, what's that? Oh, like a robe, like a silk robe, which we had from one of the parties one year.

Tommy: Yeah, you do. I'm just picturing you in that with your hands around the bowl saying, I don't wanna vomit.

George: Trivia.

Tommy: Yeah, trivia.

George: Yeah, the idea of trivia.

Tommy: Okay, so I wonder how, like, in trivia, is it, you know, at a pub it's like first hand up or something? How do you—

Mason: Well, so they've, they've got an app called Kahoot. Or Kahoot.

Tommy: Great, great, great.

Josh: Crystal saying in the comments, media law, you aren't allowed to publish images of underage people unless it is clear that their guardian is aware. Can we— Olivia, if you can get clearance from a parent or guardian, we need—

Mason: if we get a signature, we're all good.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, but then on that also, uh, that doesn't answer Crystal, my Instagram conundrum with the live streaming. If you're on Instagram, you're under 18, and then you go on to a live with somebody, how does that work?

Josh: How often does Cardi B do it?

Tommy: As much as this happened, as much as this happening, I reckon it'll happen heaps. Bieber brings people into his— he does some lives and a lot of them his friends bring in, but he's like, brings in— there's some, oh my God, I love you, I love you forever.

Josh: Yeah, sure.

Mason: Can I just say, um, PayPal has, um, he's got his own PJ tradition in Brazil, so he wants to know if he can join shirtless.

Tommy: Oh, you sure, mate? Yeah, baby.

Josh: I mean, we could— competition could really happen. And I think that's when you want PayPal. You might be in trouble, Sebs.

Tommy: Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, there was, there was one I was thinking, um, what about like an inspired by Hamish Blake's one but more filtered for pissheads on the Friday night? Like a master—

Josh: I don't want to—

Tommy: no, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is we don't want to cook when we're drinking on a Friday night. A masterclass in cocktail making. So we have somebody that can run us through, like, you, you choose a spirit and you get like basic ingredients, and then they could instruct us while we're on the Zoom after party how to make a certain cocktail, you know. Just like, I think that's pretty, pretty low level, pretty easy, pretty fun.

Josh: I mean, Crystal's just, just on the whole parent thing. She's saying, but if the parent wants to sue, technically they could. I mean, this is a I guess we could set up the daily talk show.

Mason: .com/consent.

Josh: No, no, no. I was thinking we could do, we could register a company called like Knockoffs Proprietary Limited and then we just have nothing in there. And so that like they can sue through there.

Mason: So go for it. Yeah.

Josh: Well, I mean, there's not much in BMC, let's be honest. They can fucking streaming computer and the fire thing.

Tommy: I think coronavirus is going to get us before Olivia's parents are going to get us. Hey, speaking of, Dodge, you just dropped into Convo before the show. That's where all your great content comes, before the show.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Your next door neighbour has coronavirus.

George: Well, yeah, I think she's clear now, but she was a couple of houses across. Yeah, she had it. So I saw her this morning and it was this weird feeling of like, oh, keep your distance, even though she's completely fine.

Tommy: She's all good. Yeah, my brother called me yesterday. Someone— Someone that we know, Josh, you were about to live in his apartment block last year. I won't say his name, might not want it, but he has, or he had coronavirus for 2 weeks.

George: Oh really?

Tommy: It's since gone. Yeah, JD, he's fucking, he said it was bad, real bad.

Josh: I mean, yeah, it seems like people that are travelling a bit and doing that sort of stuff. When I got onto this call, George, you were talking about your sort of going on about how good your, um, your place is. It's 3 storeys and stuff.

Tommy: No, I was asking him. I was, I was sort of pulling it out of him.

Josh: I think he was being very braggadocious about the whole thing though.

George: Tommy was trying to work out how much it was worth.

Josh: Uh, no, that's just under a hair.

Tommy: That wasn't why, that wasn't why. Mason actually brought that up.

Mason: I did bring that up. So how many bedrooms do you have?

George: 3 bedrooms. Ours has got an ensuite and there's another bathroom. And then there's a toilet separate as well.

Josh: So, you were saying there was 3 bathrooms?

George: Yeah, but 2 showers, you know what I mean? 3 toilets.

Josh: So, one is counted as like a powder room? Would you call it powder room?

George: Yeah, I guess so. Powder room. Yeah.

Tommy: Where's this going?

George: Houses across— Yeah, I don't know. Where the fuck is this going?

Tommy: Welcome to Grand Designs.

Josh: No, I want to see— Currently we're talking about the— The whole, um, the hot tubs, the bath.

Tommy: Oh, bathtubs in houses. Yeah, I mean, you don't have a bath, George.

George: No, we don't have a bath.

Tommy: No, apartment living these days, very, very, very low chance you'll have a bathtub. So let's just go because I can block—

George: they can see my cat in the background.

Tommy: So, oh, pussy's in the shot again.

George: Yeah.

Josh: Oh, we're still going? That wasn't just when you were drunk? Double entendre.

Tommy: I stand by anything I say.

Josh: And if any regret, any apologies, do we want to do any apologies?

Tommy: Oh, absolutely not from us. Anything from you, baby?

Josh: From me? No, I think— I mean, I—

Tommy: Unapologetic.

George: I love it.

Josh: George Wells.

George: Quick shout out to Mace for getting that show up with high distractions.

Tommy: Oh yeah, thanks, mate.

George: That was very good.

Mason: It was a slight nightmare. Couldn't focus on what I was typing. So I think it went up okay though.

Josh: Grace, I don't hate cat chat. I've got nothing. I've actually, I have a cat.

Mason: You hate cats.

Josh: Are you fucking kidding me?

Tommy: You do.

Josh: I had a cat.

Mason: Are you serious?

Josh: I still have a cat. My cat, M-Y-K-A-T. That's her name. She lives at mum and dad's.

Tommy: But yeah, no, I have a cat. Technically, you've never had a pet unless it's been one that you've bought when you're living by yourself or with a partner. You can't— like, I've had dogs. I've had dogs.

Josh: No, you haven't had—

Tommy: they weren't my fucking dogs. Let's be honest.

Josh: The thing is, no, I love cats. I much prefer cats over dogs. Um, I could imagine getting a cat. I, to be honest, I know it's controversial, but I could be a big cat guy.

Tommy: I, I could imagine you in your apartment over a dog.

Josh: Yeah, I mean, for someone who loves a bit of power, you couldn't imagine—

Mason: you love walking.

Josh: Yeah, there's a lot of meat too. You know the, um, that Doc guy from the Tiger King?

Mason: Doc Antle?

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Josh: He started doing, um, Cameo. Yeah, someone said you're a sellout and he said, uh, they have to pay for 1,000 pounds of meat every single day.

Tommy: Oh Jesus. And what— hang on, that's for big cats though.

Josh: That's what I meant, yeah. And that's what I'm talking about, like I could— If chimps, if I could guarantee get a chimp that wasn't going to rip my face off, I would have a chimp, 100%. Would you guys not have it? Being honest, would you not want a chimp?

Mason: Oh, what would you do with it?

George: Huh?

Josh: Oh, I would—

Mason: What would you do with it?

Josh: So much stuff. Think about the Insta stories.

Tommy: You would do—

Josh: There'd be so much fun stuff because it would have a real human name. Um, Simon. Simon, yeah, it'd be so fun. Simon, just be fucking— be wearing a nappy and just sigh.

Tommy: I can play harmonica. Get a child because at least it could make you some cash in the later years of your life.

Josh: But I feel like—

Tommy: have a good conversation with it.

Josh: Chimp could—

Mason: you have to shit on the same toilet as the chimp.

Josh: Yeah, what do you do?

Tommy: The chimps use toilets?

Mason: Yeah, well, you definitely train it.

George: Yeah.

Tommy: Oh, you're annoying.

Mason: So you're changing the nappy?

Josh: Well, I don't know who's changing the nappy, but, um, Grace says you are, Joe. And, um, Lara says JJ, get a cat. No, I could. The thing is, cats for sure, if this whole travel— like, the reason why I've always said I'd never get a pet is because the idea of going away and then having to fork out $40 so your cat can stay in Port Melbourne with 100 other cats. It seems horrendous.

Tommy: Rory said he's literally dividing 30 kilogrammes of meat for my dogs while I listen.

Josh: 30 kilos, that's a lot of meat. It's a lot. Like, where is he getting— is he doing a Costco trick?

Tommy: The Costco trick. Hey, um, I'm just thinking about like—

Josh: oh, sorry, you correct me every time. Can we get clarity on that? Because, well, I said Costco and he said Walmart.

Mason: I think it's Walmart.

Josh: Well, you correct me every time something's over there.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, but it's a— he's— I see what he's doing. He's sort of relating the joke to Australia because there's no Walmart in Australia.

Josh: To be honest, I thought it was Costco.

Tommy: Did you?

Josh: Yeah, go on, teach.

Tommy: Um, is anyone here gonna wear a mask? Start wearing a mask at all? What's he thinking? Oh, a mask? A fucking face mask?

George: You don't want to You don't want to take supplies from the nurses.

Tommy: No, but a lot of the masks people are wearing aren't the ones that they are going to wear in hospitals. Like, they're much better quality, the ones that you're getting. There's like a certain type that you shouldn't be wearing based on it being the one that they use in hospitals, but you can wear other masks. Like, are you still seeing people with masks on at the moment?

Josh: Uh, well, I've actually The last couple of times I've been out, like walking, there have been so many people out. And I was talking to Pete Shepherd, he said the same thing. He said in his neighbourhood there's just been people everywhere. I saw that Harper just did a post about Hamilton— or sorry, Hampton— saying that it's, um, so many people are out.

Tommy: So does anyone know here, like a close person to them, that is where— has been wearing a mask all the time? No, the bearded friend says he's got a gas mask that's come in handy. But don't you think that's interesting that like we have like none of our friends— no, my friends have been wearing them.

Josh: Oh, Harry did have one. Harry was given one by his, um, sort of apartment block. They were handing them out.

Mason: I did see a post on Twitter that was comparing, so because everyone's— I think might be in New York. I think the New York governor, he was just like, everyone has to wear masks now. It's like now compulsory when you go out. And so there was, there was an article published on what is the most effective material to use. And so apparently microfiber cloths are the most effective piece of, you know, DIY mask you can use.

Josh: On the microfiber cloth thing, Do we have any tips around, um, how to keep dust away or how we can deal with dust?

Tommy: Dust it.

Mason: Was that—

Josh: well, so my— the RODECaster and the PC, like, since I've got all these electronics in this, like, it's just I'm getting dust everywhere. It's driving me crazy.

Tommy: It's going to come, it's going to come. If it comes from outside, it cut—

Josh: yeah, the— I think it's the aircon as well, potentially.

Tommy: Can't do too much about it. You just have to dust. I mean, that's why they make those dusting cloths. It's very annoying. I know what you mean. Some places are much more dusty than others, older places. Yeah, my house, you know, houses.

George: Do your windows get washed, Josh?

Josh: No, no. So this is like, it's a problem. They, they're— Bree's been messaging him and saying, hey, when are you going to do it?

Tommy: Got it.

Josh: So we have the squeegee thing, but we like got it so we can do it all like on the balcony, but the ones here where it's like you can't access, you just have to wait until they do the whole—

Tommy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So step up.

Josh: So, um, next, uh, next Friday, what are we gonna do?

Tommy: Oh yeah, so do we do one on one off, one theme, one not themed? Yeah, yeah, because not— I reckon we still—

Josh: fuck pyjamas is pretty easy.

Mason: I, I save that for the following week. Next week I reckon we go back to—

Josh: so what can I have normal Friday night on Friday?

Tommy: Friday night drink DJ.

Josh: Why not just bring big energy every single Friday though? I think that you guys are saying it's gonna be Saturday, which is tough. No, well, the wearing pyjamas has nothing to do with how much I'm gonna drink.

Tommy: I don't have like my pajamas. I'm fucking gonna be nude, dude. Is that gonna be a problem, guys?

Josh: I mean, as long as we get consent forms from all parents and guardians. The, um, and so are we doing anything or no? So are we really not going to do a theme?

Tommy: Um, I don't mind pajama, like it is very easy. Sev's, what do you wear, baby? What's your little—

Mason: well, I don't know, just undies, which is dad's undies. I mean, sleeping with dad's undies.

Josh: Do you change the undies? Like, will you, um, how often?

Mason: No, the same ones throughout the day and then you just get a new pair the following day.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, but there's a problem here. Hang on, sorry, I've just come into a problem. You shower at night, do you put back on the same ones? Dirty undies?

Josh: Soiled undies?

Mason: Absolutely.

Josh: Do you really?

Tommy: That's, that's, um, well, I don't have 14 pairs of undies. Or yeah, no, I know what you mean. I see, I see.

Josh: You need 14? What, you're only Just fucking wash them.

Mason: I do one wash a week.

Josh: Okay, but is there not something in— I mean, I just bought lots of— there was a time I bought 30 pairs so I could rotate, have a— like, I could just keep them going.

Tommy: Yeah, but don't you see that problem with, uh, like, I probably do the same, but I'm like, it makes sense to put a new pair of undies on, but then you'd need a nighttime pair of undies.

Josh: Lara says, no, Sevs, no. Crystal says, that is not okay.

Tommy: Oh God, our lives are so different, says Shannon.

Josh: What does Shannon mean? What's her undie? Shannon, what are you doing?

Mason: She said, she said, yeah, fuck that, Sevs, why don't you have 14 pairs of undies? Haha.

Tommy: So yeah, then that's, that's okay.

Mason: How do you have 14 pairs of undies? Jemma says.

Tommy: Yeah, you need 20 if you're gonna take that approach, because there's, you know, like if you forget to wash on the 7th day but you've been through 14 pairs of undies, then you're in a bit of a pickle.

George: I reckon I've got everything.

Mason: Yeah, how many really?

George: I reckon I got about 20 pairs.

Tommy: 20?

Josh: Problem with those, um, the Big W and Kmart ones, if you have the—

Mason: hey, oh, can I just— why, why am I getting shit? What if people don't shower twice a day? What if you just shower in the morning and you're wearing the same pair? That's the exact same situation that I'm in.

Tommy: Yeah, but they're not here for me to rip into. And like I said, Seb, it's probably— I probably do the same thing. But I'm just saying, when you think about it like that, just because I know that you do shower twice a day, putting the dirty ones back on seems like they're okay.

Josh: And yeah, Jordan Michaelides has just written lads into the, the chat, so something big is about to come, I feel. How's JJ's chest this morning? Oh, thanks. You know, I did have a theory. I was like, Bri, can you maybe take, take the video down? Because if I become famous, Jordan Michaelides is definitely going to leak that video. You'll be— I, I got word, David, that he's been— there's some sort of arrangement going on.

Tommy: I wouldn't— um, can we— Crystal, can we have you writing articles like they were going to be published about the Daily Talk Show, but just like And we could just put on the blog post just a bit of goss.

Josh: What do we pay per word?

Tommy: Yeah, I mean, how much do you pay per article?

Josh: I think you would pay word-based, maybe.

Tommy: Really? A word-based payment system? Is that right?

Josh: $2.50 a word? I don't know. What is the going rate?

Tommy: No, that's per word.

Josh: Do you reckon?

George: It seems like it costs me more than a dollar.

Josh: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tommy: 1,000 words, $1,000. That's pretty Yeah, I know some people that were contributing writers for different—

Josh: News.com.au or something?

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, getting $500 an article.

Josh: And so that's probably a thousand, so maybe 50 cents a word?

Tommy: I don't know, I think they were—

Mason: It's a bit small. Here says about, it can get 30 cents a word, so about $150 for 500 words.

George: Okay.

Tommy: Should we outsource a journalist's role to somewhere, you know, like these people that are always sort of sending through saying, hey, we can offer our services, um, find a journalist to sort of just completely create media angles, articles on last night video was leaked, some like clickbait articles, you know, on Newswire or one of those sort of PR.

Josh: There's—

Tommy: we put them on our own. It's like, uh, you know, The Dirt On, on us.

Josh: I fell into the trap of reading, um, a bit of goss about Ellen DeGeneres.

Tommy: Are people saying that she's mean or something? Is that—

Josh: no, they're saying that, uh, so they've got like 40 staff that work on her show, and so they've started doing the show from her joint, but they're not using any of the— they're only using 4 out of the 40 staff, and they've got external people, contractors in doing the show. And so they were sort of saying that, um, it wasn't, it wasn't the right thing to do. But I sort of feel for them. I'm like, if the employees don't have the skills to be able to manage the streaming and all that sort of shit, it is a bit hard. Yeah, yeah.

Mason: I mean, she's also been— I think she's been slammed a little bit for the— what she's done in isolation. Like, I think she put out a few videos that were meant to be funny and people had a bit of pushback against, against that because she was like complaining and all, doing all that stuff. And so they were just like a bit of that privilege sort of stuff.

Tommy: Yeah, but she was making fun of them. People fucking made fun of like Justin Bieber for living in a big house. It's like, yeah, people need to fuck right off. People have worked hard for their money. They didn't necessarily—

Josh: we're gonna get that pushback with George talking about his 3-story, 3-bath.

Tommy: Look at this fucking Just a white guy at a table.

Josh: Little white George with his 4 Easter bunnies that he doesn't want to eat. He's just got there for shits and giggles. Nah, I'm fucking too black for that. George has nothing. I got nothing.

George: I was gonna say with the Ellen joke, she made a joke that was like, oh, living in isolation is the same as 'it's like jail, I've worn the same clothes for 10 days straight and everyone in my house is gay.' That was the joke.

Tommy: Fucking funny as shit. It's so funny. It's a great joke. Her and her wife and they're gay.

Josh: It's pretty much the same joke.

George: It's pretty hilarious.

Tommy: But the reason— Couple of queens.

George: I think the reason people got upset by it was because jails are a hotspot for spreading the virus.

Josh: That's what people were upset about. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, sure.

Tommy: Oh yeah.

George: But I mean, a bit insensitive.

Tommy: Oh, fuck right off.

George: Seriously ridiculous.

Tommy: Yeah, it's absolutely ridiculous. I'm just sick of it. Watch, um, uh, Dave Chappelle was given a Mark Twain Award for— which is the highest achievement you can get for comedy. And there's a Netflix special about it. Watch it, it's so good. But he, he, because he's just the comedian that dances on the line and has, uh, you know He just makes such a great case for why, as a comedian, there's never a time to apologize. It's literally— and it sounds— that sounds kind of like, well, no, you should at least sometimes apologize. But when you hear it from him and how he sort of— he's a very smart dude who says a lot of— like, in one moment he's like, I'd like to take this time— he's in front of all of these people that are, you know, all of his friends who are high achievers, and He says, like, they take this moment to announce that I'm gay. Like, it was just— it's so many people would have been offended by it, but it was so fucking funny. Like, he's just so funny. I don't know, there's, there's a time to dance on that line, and Ellen, Ellen's doing great. I'd like to be in isolation with her, to be honest.

Josh: That house, yeah, fun would be nice. Um, so last time I'll mention it, the theme— are we doing— so we're not doing anything? Can we have something we look forward to? Maybe sort of start setting our intentions with what I think I'm going to drink.

Tommy: I, yeah, I think, um, the— I like that idea about picking a, picking a beverage. Could be gin, could be, uh, the things we can make with gin cocktail. George seemed pumped about that. He likes it.

George: I was pumped about this little spirit or vodka. Like, that's surely— there's heaps you can do with vodka. Yep.

Josh: Okay, yeah, I think there'd be something nice that's, um, and then from a drinking perspective, starting, um, I think there's more that we can do in regards to Instagram and the pre-drinks and posting. And I love seeing everyone post. That's why I like, I want to, um, like seeing everyone else's setup and what they're doing. I don't want it just to be when we do one of the themes. I want it just to be a constant thing.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, all right, all right, that was fun.

Josh: I feel great, woke up really well, by the way.

Tommy: Yeah, actually, it's that Domino's pizza, mate, that got you across the line, filled the stomach.

Josh: I don't even know how much I ate of that.

Tommy: Um, just ask how many Bree ate, and then you, you ate the rest. Maybe because she, she was sober.

Josh: She wasn't so— no, no, by the end of it, she wasn't sober.

George: What are you doing?

Josh: Oh, she was— she accused me of trying to make out with her on camera. She was saying that I was getting too—

Mason: message me that. Yeah, well, would she just avoid your passions?

Josh: How did that come up?

Mason: She— what do you mean? I was messaging Bree. Why? The show, which is because of how loose you were getting.

Josh: And so you thought it was appropriate just to message her?

Mason: Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, bitching. Yeah, a little bit.

Tommy: Can you get the message thread up right now, Mason97? Oh, this is great. This is exclusive. You'll still write this one up. Write this one up.

George: She also wrote in the YouTube chat that you were asking her if she loved you and the reason why. Yeah, but then you made a list why.

Josh: I asked.

Tommy: That's fair.

Josh: That's fair. I asked for a list.

Tommy: Producer of the Daily Talk Show found message host's missus. Mr. 97 was messaging Bree behind Josh's back.

Josh: Let's see what the texts were.

George: Here we go.

Mason: Okay, so I sent a message, uh, saying, I'm so sorry, the next 4 hours are going to be so full-on. And she says, lol, DJ Precious. And I said, outrageous.

Josh: Okay, this is interesting.

Mason: And then she said, um, it's like you're the boss and these are your loose employees. And then I asked her how many—

Josh: what does that make her?

George: Okay.

Mason: And then I said, have you had any to drink? And she said, yeah, just one. And then, and then she said, Josh full-on tried to pash me on camera before.

Josh: I'm, uh, I am her boyfriend. Is that not okay?

Tommy: Of 12 years?

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Now you can go for that.

Mason: And then she keeps going for the pash.

George: Lol.

Josh: A bit too Too much.

Mason: Yeah. And then I said, you're outrageous.

Josh: What? Who's outrageous? That you were saying she was outrageous?

Mason: I'm saying that you're outrageous.

Josh: So you said you're outrageous? What were the exact— don't, don't change what you're saying.

Mason: I said he's, I said he's outrageous.

Josh: Thank you.

Mason: As in you. And then there was, and then there was a— we went on to talking about, um, her feeding you pizza because there was this one part where she was giving you pizza and your mouth was open and just Anyway, I just sent a message saying, feeding him, crying face emoji. Um, and then she, she said, you poor thing, lol, I'm so sorry about your bosses.

Josh: Did you, um, did you message Amy or Hannah?

Mason: No.

Tommy: Um, I was messaging with Bri too, but it was, it was much, it was much more above. It was above, it was above board.

Mason: Does anyone not messaging?

Tommy: This is what I messaged to Bri. I'm surprising Josh with pizza. Keep an ear out for the door. Okay, lol. Uber Eats? Which I thought was interesting. No, Domino's delivery.

Josh: She wanted to see if we could get the points.

Tommy: Okay. That's what I thought when I read that. Does Domino's give warning when it's nearby?

Josh: Maybe that's what she's saying. Her Uber Eats don't deliver after she's complained too many times about the sweet and sour sauce being missing. Yeah. Crystal says exclusive Australian podcast personality caught in a sordid love triangle with the show's producer.

Mason: I mean, it's even— it's even this. We then transitioned to Insta this morning, um, and I replied to a storey Bri put up and she said, uh, I have officially showered. I was like, okay, great. And then she said, but not dressed, just chilling in my towel now, lol. Take that for what you want.

Tommy: Oh geez, Crystal, you've just got a great through line.

Mason: Scoop.

George: Yes.

Mason: Josh, run the banner, mate. Run the banner.

Josh: I wasn't expecting an exclusive. And I thought the photo Grace sent me of her tits were bad, but this is absolutely shocking. This is— I felt guilty all night for that.

Tommy: Oh God. Anyway.

Josh: Absolute nightmare.

Tommy: Anyway, it's been the last Daily Talk Show you'll ever hear. Yeah, yeah. We'll be back tomorrow with Bree and Mason, are you okay?

Mason: I just rattled, bro. Just, just so much.

Josh: All right, too much. All right, it's a daily talk show. We'll see you tomorrow, 2 PM. Have a lovely rest of your Saturday.

George: Bye.