#683 – Wet Earwax/
- April 16, 2020
We chat about Mr. 97’s pre-show antics, Josh’s 23AndMe data, jaywalking, exercise, Uber loyalty and cooking from home, and our Facebook Group requests.
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– 97’s preshow antics
– Josh’s 23AndMe data
– Private jets in a time like this
– Josh’s DNA traits
– Uber loyalty
– Facebook Group requests
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 683. What's happening guys? What's going on? Happy Thursday. How are y'all feeling the day before the formal feeling great. We'll see. You're sick. TJ
Yes, seek as a dog's dinner, but it's not the same, but just feeling sick.
Yeah. So I didn't press record should I start again? Now just a press record now it's like okay, all right. Good. Yeah, so what's what's the now it's fine. The How are you feeling sick to what actually is it?
Just a just a bit sciency
bit of a headache.
Like slight cough equals Coronavirus, but no, it's not. I don't feel well. I don't feel well. I haven't felt not needing to sort of bang on about it. But um, but I will. Cuz it always feels better when you do. Now I am. I don't know. I haven't. We haven't. have taken time off from the show at all. at all, like secret polls sickies, right. All work. Like I mean, yeah, I mean, since you haven't had another job to pull a sickie from but you're like, pretty fit. You don't pull sickies, there's no stickies in your business. But is that in your head like, cuz I've run my own business sells, Josh, he's worked for a few big companies, you tend to want to take sickies when you work for the bigger the company. The more baby you become, to be honest, you're just like not they don't need me today. I can pull a sickie. So, as you said, there's no free empting A sickie. That's coming. None of that. I'm just saying that I've like even when I was cool tea. I don't think it's the right attitude, though. Because when I was a personal trainer, I never took a day off. Like even if I was severely hangover,
what's annoying though, someone taking a sickie or coming to work when they're sick and then talking about it?
Oh, no, but I couldn't talk I wouldn't talk about it. you bury the late I think that's what it's but it's no good because You totally acting differently if you're sick, like you end up being more agitated, more annoying or more annoyed. And so that's it. You don't want to talk about it. So you bury it, but then you just blow up. And so you know, where
are you sitting out of 100 at the moment? All
right now because I just had a coffee probably 40 that's not too bad. Like, I reckon I had a sleep before and I was at probably 20. And now I'm going to 40 thanks to cafe imagining, well, that does be crazy
to me. I just wanted to bring up selves and he's pre show issues
with you like he was a hairy show sort of habits or
so now it's not I don't want it to become a habit. That's why I'm mentioning it now. 10 minutes before the show. You decided that you need to leave.
Yeah, well, so I'm having my smoothies in the morning. So it's like Like, nine, I'll probably have it like 930 ish 940 and so the amount of liquid just carries me through to yet the shot. And so I have to I always have to go toilet right before the show. Otherwise what confuses
me is you said, Now I need to quickly go peace before I shoot myself. Can you explain that?
Well, because it gives you I guess you get you can hold on you can hold off on shooting and so, but you can if you really need a piece, right? I guess too many too many muscles activated at once. And so if you really need a piece, you're not going to be able to hold your shit so that I get that. That was weird.
Isn't it weird though? You drink a fixed smoothie and you need to go to the toilet piece. It seems like there's so much liquid.
Okay, there's so much milk in there. It's ridiculous.
Yeah, so I mean you do it most most times, even when we're in the studio, but look, we don't want to I don't want Josh to be Controlling when you use the toilet and not
so he could get
it yeah but 10 minutes
I'm actually gonna get Denise to lock off the bathroom just to make sure is anyone notice anything different today?
Your hair looks
really good go into it more What do you think George said? What were you saying?
I think us bond I boost and you've washed it nicely.
Any other thoughts on my hair?
comb it's the kind of is good today.
Yeah, you've done you've done a little time. It's a bit wispy.
I actually read
myself coming through George. Just love irritation.
It's a bit of a nightmare, isn't it? Really? No, but I am. I decided to use the the hairdryer this morning. Yeah, really lovely. Yeah, I was in preparation for Friday night formal I thought it'd be nice to see what it would look like if I was to spend a few minutes
so what was the experience like?
I like it. I don't know if I want to become the guy that requires to like blow dries hair every morning. I know Joshua fields Millburn from the minimalists does do that. If you watch us everyday carry video, he carries a hairdryer. We've talked about man.
I mean, that guy has some serious hair. Like I saw, like when we were staying in Los Angeles in Hollywood. I was out the front getting something from the car. And I just saw a head of hair walking toward towards me. And then I realised that was Joshua fields Milburn and as I went from his head down to his face, like oh, my god, there's Josh, and then he came into our house. It was a random meeting, but the hair is highly manicured. I ain't got no time for that.
But you're gonna die. You're genetically gifted Yeah, well,
I mean, I'd rather be a sportsman and have great hair like I'd rather be some really pose to your hand look like oh you haven't seen you know cuz
I never say it without a hat.
It's always always good since being an IC o just been wearing a hat every day.
But now you've been wearing a hat for a long time.
Since you you got a one Music Festival. Oh Jays. It's a good a natural middle
candle that sort of started during the middle part like a few years ago. Good for the 90s look. Yeah, it's a bit messy. And it's a bit greasy. Now it actually will work. Is that
the jacket you're wearing suits you here?
Yeah, definitely. Thanks. It's good. Did you say my my hair in my formal photo
that was my fringe.
Yeah, it was very punk rock. It was um, yeah, side fringe. So I don't know what was going on with the side of my hair at that time.
We straighten white back then.
Now it's just naturally pretty straight but but yeah, it was kind of down the side side fringe. The sod was terrible. And then at this time I also had a earring.
Black almost clunk look like one of those.
I had an earring. I was hearing in my formal photos. Well, I just I didn't even realise until sort of lighter.
Should we have it? Should we try extra points tomorrow? Should we try and re instead reinstate our piercings trying on push? Pass? I've tried.
It's pushing through fresh skin that's healed. It's been way too long. Like you can see the whole on mine. Yeah,
I'll do it. Now. We're nearing closed. After backs closed up,
Surely it's Oh, you can actually feel the little lump. I reckon we could give me a scar tissue. Did you ever get your GPS? Now?
I've never had any piercings.
Okay. But that nipple piercing you got with Yeah, yeah, except that Yeah, I could imagine saved to the new PC kitchen just a bit forward thinking. Yeah, I mean, we talked about him getting a Royal Albert on That's
right. Joe exotic.
Joe exotic has one. Yeah. Is it a Prince Albert? Chico? I called it a Royal Air but I knew it's something to do with
Shannon Shannon says Josh Your hair looks great and that we all have excellent hair. Pay Pal says what's Joey's here's what is Joey's hair like?
I yeah, Joey the kid
Joe. Joe got it got his hair from his dad.
For me. How's that
well Whereas Harry,
well, it's Tommy's Harry's sperm. Shiny was Larry spin. Harry's. Yeah.
She know genetics. So no, this is a serious question. So if Shannon was the what's a cold surrogate? Is it her ranks?
I think so.
Not necessarily how they don't necessarily. I don't think so. Let's just look
at what Anthony Kardashian do. Kim Kardashian was Kim's egg in someone else now it's way artificially inseminate the father's aspin? Yeah. Yeah.
And if you have no idea what we're talking about yesterday, Episode 11am. Yeah, it got real.
A traditional target is the baby's biological mother. That's because it was her egg that was fertilised by the artificially inseminated spam.
Okay. Shannon says she's happy to be the surrogate guys. Shannon, I don't know if you had a choice we already do. Do we talk about it was that affair we talked about?
That was on it though? Yeah.
Talking about genetics though, I gave sibs access to my 23andme
Oh, yeah, I mean, I've always wanted
to do. I've always wanted to 23andme like, I'm just a bit too hesitant because I don't want to necessarily put my day and I up into that database, but it's great because I look at yours.
I'm actually noticing like, let's be
honest, if if we broke it down, and sort of got a peek behind the curtain of your life, there's not much other than what's what we're seeing right now going on to be honest. Like, you get up you ate a smoothie, you drink a smoothie, that you know that you needed to shit, but you decided to piss instead. Yeah, we know that. What are you are the lack of dry? Yeah, I know. This is what I'm thinking like, what are you worried about the knowing where you live?
Now, I mean, it's much I mean, I guess it's not that much of an issue, but it's just like, I have you Danielle. on hand and sheets, if I'm gonna kill someone, then it's problematic.
Oh, yeah. I mean, are you thinking of it?
Yeah. Is it mean that you have nothing to hide? Do you SERPs?
Yeah, no, exactly. But yeah, it's also about everyone else in my family. Right? Like you're putting their some of their data out there as well.
What about like, if you're a criminal, just predict if you see your brother, can you just spit in this? Thanks, bro. Like, you will then at least get some understanding based on the release. Yeah, so my bros done it and he sent me the results, which it's, you know, same parent, same parents. And so
how similar is that is
actually something graceful? Now the answer to this but what's the DNA or the genetics between you and Mikey, or how simple the
origins are very like we're on with from the set like, yet similar. I'm not saying about like, He's blood type and and the you know the health stuff that you can get this was like where you'd come from, like where your blood origin where your DNA origin
virus and the privacy issue really Lara if you're worried about privacy you wouldn't sign up to the VIP gronk programme because
he's very liberal with data
legit says your health insurance might go up if they know you have dodgy DNA
What do you mean?
Well you I actually don't know if they're allowed to do I have a feeling that they're not allowed to do that?
That would fuck it. Yeah doc. Because because they can identify like hereditary diseases and stuff and so they can be like, okay, you you're highly likelihood of needing that to be paid out. So Oh, yeah, here we go. Let's do a little Would you rather for Thursday. Would you rather know the date that you will die or how You're going to die. So you don't know the date if you choose the
date that I'd rather than the diet. Yeah,
yeah, the dice.
Anyone to tell me what it is?
Right to decay be show annoying. I agree. I would want to know the date because if it was like in 32 years, you'd be like, That's fucking live it.
And if you've died in two years, it's not fucking. Unless COVID got what they give you. It's a mass.
It'd be annoying if it was like, sorry, sorry, guy. Six months? Yeah, six months a new day.
But then what is it? What would you do if you knew that you had six months to live? TJ? Well?
I mean, how much credit Could I
How much could we get? How much debt could we get into with the business? And then as I'm about to die, we declare bankruptcy
in your life in Ohio.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, interesting. I don't know.
It's super dark to think about, but you're saying Like
experiences rather than the actual What are you buying with the with the debt?
Well be more just like experiences so you need money to go and do shoot, but you can't really do shoot at the moment it'd be very fucking annoying because it's just on the back of the Coronavirus bullshit. And then you did
if you haven't arrived at jet could you have work away fly at the moment on a private jet?
Ah, dude, I'm not sure where you could go like, jet
ski look at that place. Can you? So could you go to Hawaii? Things got really hard sell all you can do.
Okay, so here's the problem as a new gronk gronk from Victoria drove a couple hundred kilometres into New South Wales yesterday to recycle cans in one of those machine that gives you cash who gives you Woolworths vouchers. They got caught driving within New South Wales when they're from Victoria and got fired. So costing probably 1600 bucks. Ah,
well, I that in the same Victoria Police there was a memo that went around saying hey guys, let's only do the extreme end of things like if it's completely blatant but they've sort of Yeah, they've rolled back some of that original stuff around the the person who was that was learning to draw Yeah,
I've rolled back a heap of the font but still even um, who is it from the producer from? Jason PJ. He has to have a letter, Alex Yeah, Alex was saying I'm really sure he needs a lawyer to take that same essential essential worker
Yeah. Which so they can't get Yeah,
I mean, yeah. I just I saw someone get pulled over before I drive me to work. I saw someone get pulled over. I was like, by you know, Highway Patrol. They're like a shocking why looking for a surfer always on the ready to buy those highway patrol cars and I just was like, How annoying like in this time Have fucking annoying to get a fine just for going a little bit faster than you should
just you think that's what it was.
Well, they they were doing the radar gun thing they'll park on the side and then I saw them like do up and then I was like oh who were they going to pull over and they chased it wasn't the tradie that I saw and then they pulled up behind this little person this person this little white car look at that fucking sucks for them.
It's a lot like I was in primary school we could sit sit at the fence and watch all of the Bogan parents just back and zoom in through the you know the don't even think it was 50 back then you could back in Florida at 60 and now probably going at get pulled over and would fucking cheer because the it was the the SS like the Holden Commodore
police car was sick. It was great. Yeah.
Well, to go back,
just on the private jet lockdown stuff. A couple of companies Are prohibiting trap travel to China, South Korea and Italy? This is back in the 16th of March. But I think yeah, I think it's probably pretty loose. You just have to um,
if the board has a shot crisis saying the board is shutting why. Sorry. Yeah.
So I think you could fly in.
Because you drive. Yeah, I mean, I wonder how you get definitely fine. Would you risk it for the biscuit saves? Would you risk it for the biscuit would you if I could?
Just when we say I can't drive so
this guy had described biscuits in Wi Fi, we're skipping the biscuit. Hey, do you wanna know saying Yeah, little update on the saying, This is why we're talking about Lauren shit. Jay Walker, you know where that comes from Georgia.
Now I don't, I wouldn't even know. Jay. It means like you're going around the the the traffic light. So you sort of
Oh yeah, can
I get what like so when we worked at this when we worked at Southern crosses stereo, Josh, do you remember getting a sort of all staffer saying, Hey guys, there's police patrolling Claritin straight for people jaywalking, which was essentially just walking across the road not at the pedestrian crossing all the
night was big at Southern Cross station that was happening a lot.
yeah, we're saying like Clarendon turns into Spencer, I think.
Yeah, yeah. And so that's a one one across the street in a reckless or illegal manner and I deem that being just not at the lights. dodgy dodgy George. Yeah. EULA breaking the law. It's one of your five values. What do you think?
I reckon it's, well, if you think about the shape of a letter J. It's like instead of following that around, you're cutting from the straight side, cutting across to the, the top of the rounded bit. That's what it is. like
to have a very roundabout
that's very abstract, isn't it? Yeah,
yeah, yeah. And it's wrong and it's wrong. It's wrong. So jaybirds that travelled outside of the forest into urban areas often became confused and unaware of the potential dangers in the city. Like traffic amused by their erratic behaviour. People began using the term Jay Walker to describe someone who crossed the street irresponsibly. I don't even know what a j bird is. J bird. I thank you. They're very cute. Wow, like a blue. Oh my god, they're my favourite bird. Even though this into right now. It's my favourite bird. Blue j bird
service. Have you? Have you gone through my genetic stuff yet? Have you got any fun? I'll have
fun. Yeah, no, I have so so I mean, so there are a couple right so you can
get it sorry.
Is this just gonna re Lufthansa? Not based on that disk analysis. Conspiracy Jimmy and I were chatting yesterday. He's like, Man, that was so funny. Josh reading out. He's a disc personality profile. He's like, he's an absolute narcissist. It's because it was it was a compliment in itself and he was laughing so hard. He probably thinks that they're actually all bullshit, but he's like, that was so funny.
Yeah, so So, so they've pulled out
specific traits. And so I'll run through them and then you guys let me know. If you think what like what you think about it. So the first one's like
back here. So do I have back hair or don't? You have genetically?
I'm gonna say no. No. Okay. Well, 23andme says likely to have little upper back here. So has your lower back here.
don't have much, if any. Yeah, okay. It's a lot. All right.
Well, then then. I don't know. They predict this ability to match musical pitch. What do you reckon? Ah, Shaka
fit genetically. I'm gonna say Actually, yes. It's in your genes.
Not you're less likely to be able to match a musical pitch bold spots.
Yes, definitely. Well, I mean, the problem is we know Josh and so are we are we trying to George Did you throw? I have a bald spot though.
I don't know.
I've got thin hair, but I have any bald spots. Like I've got a receding hairline. Maybe is that a bald spot?
423 deadbolt you're likely not to have a bald spot. So yeah, that's pretty good. The next one earwax type. What's the wax type? Like? Is it sticky? Is it like crazy like what a rock
hot lavender scent
This is the texture.
Oh no, this is disgusting. I've never thought that in my life about anyone. I thought it was just earwax and no e wax. Is it different kinds of earwax?
Apparently? Yeah, well
I reckon it's like candles candle the texture of candle wax because then because I'm saying these apples and it dries in the candle we've been dripping on it
I reckon it's dark and hot
on May 23 may says you've likely got wet ear wax so yeah, yeah, you wouldn't want crunchy and the last one is whether you hate the sound of chewing What are the odds of you hiding it?
working quite hard. Yeah,
I reckon I know because I
would ring Yeah.
I'm gonna pick lightning.
Really it says you've got average odds of hiding the sound of chewing it also, they do have dandruff.
This is good. Is there anything strong? Like is there any strong info here? Because I'd be caught if I paid for that. I mean,
well, I didn't I didn't want to go down the route of you know 2020 I want to do herpes on there anymore. No. Well, but anyway, there were a couple like but I just I didn't want to write out whether Josh was gonna dive heart disease or bowel cancer. Oh, I just depression however.
Oh my god, it's a it was an add on for 23
a day you're gonna die. I think it's fine. I think we could all we could all get genetic tests. I think it'd be a bunch of fun. Good. Working out. Right.
How do you do it? How do you get it 23
got it done. 20 The 12 grant year into spent in the tube send it back. Right what's the wire he's made that grace doesn't want to get done because she's got that whole science II thing. I feel like just spitting into a tube.
So it's like well, they got me wait.
Yeah 99 USD Josh. Oh,
iPad. How much do you pay? About the same I think yeah.
Okay well Shannon saying
wet earwax generally means you can have an ear infection due to higher temperature inside the ear better to have geigy slash crusty earwax.
how often were you wax? I've got problems with my headphones, George. Well, I think it's because I've got I've got really thin canals. So let's get blocked so easily. And, like all the time and last time I went to the doctor To try and get him flushed out with the syringe, and then blast it. And I was there for I reckon 40 minutes or more It was like a double booking. And he didn't even get it all out. It was just like oh yeah, had you been told that you have seen he can Yeah, cuz Hannah's always picking at it. She's always got like the she loves just getting the shit out of it. No, but that she's a doctor. I'm saying Have you been told that medically you have your your little skin when it comes to you. Now? You can just tell. You can just tell because you if you look at anyone else's you can sort of say straight through it. Mine has like a weird thing. Actually, the doctor did say that. He said he got you. I'm
just gonna say doctor, Dr. Google. Are you a doctor? Google Josh. Like if you get anything?
I definitely. Do you think I don't get sick, which is good. If you think about
it, he surprises me like it's actually impressive. Thank you, Chris.
That was actually A real sort of
Josh Yeah, what what are you actually saying?
Well, I mean, just like I mean, you're dialling it all in now but you're pretty loose with with what you ate. I think and so I think it'd be extremely impressive that it's You're so dialled in and the that you don't get sick.
Is it impressive or is it like like it? It almost. It feels like the equivalent of like, man, it is so impressive. You can run a marathon being that fat
is that a compliment? Well, yeah, these
things that can contribute to increasing your immune system and
you tend to do the opposite in some of those aspects. But do you think that part of it No, I think I sleep well. I don't really dress lately. Yeah,
yeah, but you're you're stressing yourself you're always fucking stressing yourself. Not Yeah, maybe a little bit like listen to bracing like you get that the whole it's your verse. What about your
anxious breathing? like that
kind of stress? Like you guys yeah, I mean Post post Corona, there's, uh, you know, we have we have, we're talking about the personal, inflicting stress on yourself. Like you're hard on yourself. I think that is some version of stress. But yeah, sugar in those seven things bad, like poor diet. There's a bunch of stuff.
I got in trouble from Bray this morning, which was I think was very fair. So this morning I went, did some exercise with Pete shepherd. We did have, we haven't done our walk in about a month. And so he had to go to the post office. And so it worked out well. So he parked out the front of my place, but before that, it was like 730 in the morning, and he was running five minutes late. And so I said, Hey, I'll get your coffee. And so I went in to Pavlov's dark and got a coffee. This is a place that charge seven bucks for a large marker and I had a blow up and I haven't been there since but I had been asking Bree to get my coffee every single time because I her words was that I said, you're you're in the front line with all of this like you're doing stuff like I haven't been in any shops. And so anyway, I went and got the coffee. Little did I know Bree was in bed watching me from our room as I went in and got coffee and she when I got home, she pointed out the fact that for the past month, I haven't gotten into yet a single coffee for us. But when babies hanging out with pain becomes
coffee I get it now I get it. I get it, but definitely a reason for Brady to be pissed. Yeah, but I would probably have done the same. Genetic Shannon said that when she was a kid she got a flying cockroach stuck in her ear and had to go to hospital worst feeling of my life. Having an animal fire round. Oh yeah.
making a sound maybe
felt like it was inside my brain. My life spent a lot of time watching those videos on YouTube. Getting it's along the lines of the pimple popper. It's the tweezers in the getting out the cockroach or some kind of little moth.
Or how often are you guys using the little e that what do they call cotton? The cotton tip?
It's not meant to you're not meant to you know what?
I don't hear that all the time. Why? Why have them?
wax in more? Yeah. I think yeah,
I mean, what's the point you I reckon I've used them more on Bodie in the last couple of years. There's baby ones. And what they look like is picture like a boob with a little nipple. It's like a small version of that. So it's like a bulb with another little bulb on it. So it can't he can't physically push it beyond certain because it's so big. At one point. They work but sometimes like kids have really bad effects going on when they babies like it just it's horrible.
Will you hear that the whole candle thing where you put that in it? That's apparently bullshit. I've tried that.
Yeah, it doesn't work
at all. Because it's almost there is something a bit anxiety inducing. When you can't hear like I remember after the Philippines Why did that fireworks talk? Oh yeah, and I packed my ear and then I had a flight. I was like, doing that anxious breathing I was like, cuz I was trying to like fucking fix my ears. It was a nightmare.
I can I had a there's definitely something having headphones on like this Fox with your ears. When I when I was in Sheffield and having them on I remember. Just feeling like one ear was just clogged or something. But it wasn't it was. something was going on,
quote something. Since being in isolation. I've really gotten into the
That's good. I mean, there'll be a lot of people sort of dialling in personal hygiene you just you know, doing shit that I'd forgotten about. That it's, it's nice in a way
to be able to self care.
Yeah, well yeah, I mean, it's just it should be the normal ride. But people's lives have gotten so out of hand. Do you think it like? I think people are gonna realise like fuck that previous life I had. That was horrible that you think
no one bleeding gums so so now I push to it sometimes just being a bit naughty. I can like almost like the feeling.
Really? it? I did. I'd flush the other day for the first time in a while because I've been using the Water Flosser instead. How's that? It's like, Yeah, it's pretty good. But I read something the other day that you shouldn't use it after brushing your teeth because you've just put fluoride on your teeth when you using the toothpaste.
intentional. So beforehand,
I do it beforehand. I don't think that makes any difference like you still blasting food and stuff out of there before you brush I
guess it's also one other thing I still want to check in with you service was a Still the jury's still out on sunglasses. You think the good news the bad You shouldn't wait.
Yeah, no, I mean wear them you can wear them during the day like I reckon you could have if you if you're doing from maybe like from 10 to four o'clock in the afternoon all right and that's probably a good time to wear them but
it feels like I was worried I didn't I feel like
it's a very paid Evan thing to say. Have you seen that? No. I think that has been fucking pushing for that. It's gonna
say 15 grand
Absolute that is that is flogged like but he's
actually gone nuts. I didn't realise like I always thought that he got a bit of a bad rap. But that is absurd done. So he's got a like this big electronic light system and he's saying Using that will help with Coronavirus
it legit looks like some kind of king sized lava lamp I would have loved this when I was 15 Yeah,
it's like 15 grand
Emma says Abbott joshy flossing every tooth or just one aka tiny habits. I am not following the tiny habit approach I'm just sort of there's a bit there's one tooth I go get a like one of the moles I guess they called like one of the back ones just gets a little bit of stuff and it starts there and then I continue
Do you prefer doing top or bottom?
Bottom guy? Bottom Yeah,
yeah, it's nice around friend but he's just like, yeah in there. Yeah.
Have you had braces saves? Now got no genetics. Good genetics. I
don't even need 23 that one. George, are you do what are you doing food and cooking wise at the moment? Ah, so
cooked up actually funny off I've cooked up a fish curry again last night in the office.
Oh you do? Smell You said you brought it
yeah gonna have it for lunch hate it up.
So that's exciting. A show that
was making the curtain smell
that smells good this fishbowl we decided it wasn't the curtains it was Georgia.
It actually was it was chilly.
So remember last week how I said I my dentally box got stolen?
And, and I was like are just gonna just going to ask, you know what they can do? Like bit like Uber Eats You know, they're pretty generous. Usually they'll just give you a free box or whatever. So I just emailed them and said hi. And I was probably not much you can do that on my box got stolen this morning. And it was at 1:25am so technically had like seven hours to pick it up. So I knew it wasn't their problem. And they didn't get back to me for ages. They kept emailing me back Like, now we see reactivate your account. Yeah. And then and then
they finally got back to me and said, Sorry for the delay.
We say that you've had an issue Baba, we would like to offer you an $8 95 shipping voucher to use on a future box. Please use the voucher code. That's like for each free shipping like,
I know. I mean, we just pay for whatever it is. We got mine today.
Like I was actually expecting I was expecting a good story because the way that you was I wasn't expecting anything.
Yeah. So you should hold marks.
So then they so then they went into
and then they said in the same email. I'm so sorry to hear about the issue with your delivery, and really hope that you were still able to receive and enjoy your box. Hello, well, you haven't read my email. So then I replied, I channel a channel My MA in a Tommy jacket. And I said, Thank you for the gesture regarding your question as to whether we received and enjoyed our books. No, we didn't. It was stolen. Thanks again.
and then they sent another email saying, sorry, your box was stolen and delivered to you. I've gone ahead and credited you with the full $83 95 as a goodwill gesture. So,
that's very confusing. So you must have I love your pushback. That's
perfect. You've done
yeah, I was just gonna leave it and then I was like, nah. Tommy would would be going hard right now. Oh, yeah.
I actually I'm all for Uber Eats at the moment because I've sort of moved from frequent flyer programmes to Uber Eats. Frequent programme. Currently, you know that
we, you know, the home home cooking is going badly.
Well, because the thing is, what happened was yesterday, I called Breakfast, and I used these chilies. And fact it was, I loved it, but like it was so spicy that like coffee tight, everything tastes different. It was too hot February, and she liked it, but she wasn't Yes, too hot. And so, yeah, I've decided I have been doing a bit more Uber Eats we sort of dinners and things like that. But I here's a tip if you're with IMG they're running a promotion till the end of April. Here's a life hack. You get free delivery.
You just need to know that good enough. So
here we go. So that might not be good enough. TJ What about if I said this because I'm a gold member. I've just activated 15% off for the next three days. So free delivery. 15% off. I've got
to have a friend who's got the bad deal in that the restaurant. They get they
they're not taking the fucking Rest of
you how many points on you Josh? Off Platinum?
Yeah, good question. What are you seeing? I'm getting pretty close.
Really? Is that just because you
are you don't know but as you just Uber right.
Uber to the office to George Knapp sometimes he does occasionally naughty sometimes I get home in a bit um,
how to I thought we're talking about fucking flying. I was like, the only talk even talking about Platinum ordering.
Even what it says to be Brian
I was it. It was What are you waiting
for? I really got so that I just activated. That's how I've got my three days. 15%
Yeah, yeah, it's my second one to
Josh. I feel like you've tried every diet under the sun. The guy from life below zero if you've ever watch that show to where they're living in like Alaska. And this one guy's animal lives in this cabin. miles and miles away from anything. And he hands his own maids and cooks up anyway he's not on the show anymore but he I follow him on Instagram is great. He he's been doing one meal a day. So like literally one meal. But the meal consists like this was a big has art huge for eggs like a shitload of beans. So the problem I had
with steak, I did that. But then I just got so lethargic after the sorry, the two meals works well. But the one meal if I have one meal at one o'clock,
now you can
now he has it at like 4pm. So it's like the end of the day for him. By the time you're eating it. It's almost like
you could have done the warrior diet. Is that the one What's he calling it what it's called, but
I like it. I just like to see how much food you can eat and how hungry you'd be at that point.
I'm sorry, I don't mind it.
George what what are you at earning, like free the earning period between I've got between The ninth of March and the eighth of September. I'm at 1037 points. I only need 170 odd points to retain gold 163 more to level level points by eighth of September to keep gold through the next learning period.
Yeah, so I've already retained gold. Okay, and I need 1500 and 51 more points by 19th of June to get platinum.
Platinum gives Holly's diamond shuttle Really?
Yeah, that's my Thank you.
I just I just realised I haven't even signed up for that. You're waiting to get that reward now
that I just did that when I
see her fucking slippery slope. I
don't have to order through my phone because Bray is still doesn't have access because of her
fraud. You got to get back to Cooking Josh is I think it's been amazing. Like it's It's the reason you you can you've been healthy I think like it's it's so good you can't go back and can well
it's true at the fact that I used to think it's too hard but now I
have the muscle in the freezer what was wrong with them? That they just too It's too
you feel like you're on a flight you're constantly eating playing food the
problem with any fucking diet is you find a problem with it and not even a diet any sort of like yeah, it's hard
Yes guys, this has
to be right variety like you're getting whatever but it's all shit process for like it's not it's not that fucking good. Even if you aren't like it's been good cash to get on Uber to get something nice, actually healthy.
Look at the person in your Rosa. Have you had any developments with the person in your office building? Are you Within your apartment building
Oh yeah, so someone on the Facebook group is a chef. She does all the like the What's it called? Like on private yacht sort of chef style thing she's offering her services. The thing is that I think you should check out Uber Eats again because all of the cafes that never were on there and now on there, so you can get all the cafe meat so it's not shit food. It's like it's the stuff you having a cafes. Yeah, what are you having? TJ? What are you cooking?
Oh, we get that dentally. Let's go like full meals
that generally is that cook yourself?
Yeah, quick sell. Yeah.
I've been meal prepping breakfast is sorted. What do you do for breakfast? smoothie porridge. porridge this morning then lunch. Lately, I've just been having eggs, like scrambled eggs.
And then what? So what is the gentleman Like what do you what do you get?
There's everything there's like Spanish Spanish one plate. hot plate.
Cheetos one plate it was it was
like one one
Well it's like one pan sorry one pan like one pan
like selling in that if you only use one pan
less cleaning Well
yeah, is that
name really dish dish the name on dish?
It's like a different thing one one like
chicken one pot. Oh yeah, just throw it all in. It's like a slow cooker just just one thing you just put it all in.
Like we do have a bunch of mincemeat that I'm going to we'll do some something with it. We're going to do a a Dao we've got like a bunch of lentils. Yeah, that could be fun. Yeah, it's not fucking cold enough. Yeah, I want like the Dow stuff when it's like you know who called Brisbane fucking twit. I went out for a walk Yesterday my tracksuit pants It was 24 degrees. Something is bullshit. Yeah, yeah
you gotta get that back dancing back JJ in the cookie very good boy very good boy am I killing it
you're doing your exercise What are you doing now haven't done shit project what are you doing Georgie doing any exercise?
I did 30 push ups before
right? When but
just before the show just
gravy on it eggplant lasagna I love eggplant lasagna anything eggplant Kashkin bottom john the Persian dish if the Iranian is still in the building, that's one of my favourite anything with a plan is great. The tricky is to cook you need to with the eggplant lasagna you need to get the skin cooked you need to do the whole process of like grilling it all first. It's definitely not a one plate. Operation part one part one save is what exercise you're doing.
I mean, the other day I did a zoo workout, which is like, it's meant to incorporate like animal movements and stuff. And so you're doing like big rolls and like weird like gorilla exercises and it's it's pretty, like full on but I felt I felt like mixing it up and it was nice but yeah, I've been doing them late at night and I have no motivation to do it. So I'm gonna start bringing it back to between the episodes so I can actually
get a proper way Ross is eating. Tonight I'll be eating Clark's Mexican beef tortilla stack. Hashtag hellofresh Oh, yeah, there's some good ones
on that. Oh, man, I'm hungry. I gotta go. Okay.
So daily talk show excited. This afternoon for pm. Human Periscope. Peter Shepherd joins us.
Tall gronk. Yeah.
And maybe if you're, if you're cooking something. tag the daily talk show on Insta stories. So I can get some inspo Because I've got my black beans I've got my tomato stuff. I think that you know what the key is the prep what made it really easy last week? Was I cooked enough? And like all of the things I cut it all up in one go. So I'm not fucking doing it every single day. Fact. In the morning my
my mom she kept she told me the other day that she was writing something around like meal prepping news around those burritos things. And this this family spent eight hours in the kitchen and smashed out 115 dishes. When was the frozen burritos like I used to it was it was a mixture of the frozen burritos and then they were doing like other stuff but I mean that's that's pretty good pie off. It was in the kitchen and 115 frozen meals.
Yeah, that's worth I mean, the thing is, you just have to at that point, you're not enjoying like it because it's uh you know, it's a utility like, like food. Sure food, George you don't think food utility aren't you doing that whole cooking along with Hey Michelle, whatever. And Ben
Yeah, I was gonna say I forgot about that. If anyone wants to do it, you should do it. Narcan tonight will be fun. So Ben Sheree from Attica and hey Misha doing like an Instagram Live cooking cook along tonight and we're making prawn spaghetti and chocolate mousse so I'm gonna get the ingredients for it now and
pumped about that and so what's on Instagram or something?
Yeah, Instagram Live tonight at seven
I can be brain i doing the etiquette thing on Saturday I think whether like the delivered which will be sick. It's like It's like these restaurants in Melbourne that normally like you have to go to and sit down. And now it's like it's like ching ching doing it. They're all doing it. Shannon's just quit. Quickly said, brace Bray and I suggested a recipe swap on the Facebook page once a week. You could do that very quickly on the Facebook group is someone accepting people without them filling out the details.
I told you I did one person
but there was someone else yesterday that I looked to they hadn't filled out the questions I went back to see if they'd filled them out and they'd been accepted like
I don't expect anyone in yesterday made
wants to know someone did and the thing is that if you want to talk about privacy, we don't know who they are. If they're not answering any of the questions, I could be anyone
I didn't I didn't accept anyone in the Facebook group yesterday. So I'll see if I can
there's two pending there was one from Wednesday one from eight hours ago that
haven't been delayed. I'm deleting the spam ones just because it's annoying. Yeah, that's
what my son that's my son doing that then no boy there was
a white it was for the subway came in eight hours ago that I want to we can take this offline. muck it up. All right. Okay. All right. So talk show we'll see at 4pm guys have a good one.
See you guys