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The Daily talks are oops, Episode 600.

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That is

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one of the worst intros Alex joins us. He put me.

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I think I saw nice, she said,

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Well, she saved you by clapping those up to air in the light which got me Did anyone else notice? Sometimes the concepts off the light? It's not. Yeah, it's all happening here. I mean I'm phrasing and how you Alex, I'm perfect. Yeah, yeah no I'm hot. There's a thing about the gronk that comes to the office who walks to the office is hot. Like whenever you've been for a walk, you're really hot and so you get any like, Oh, it's so hot in here. Yeah, but it's not Do you know, I know. I just have on like 40 year old men

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with children sweating. I was googling metaphors because I've got I've been I've got hot flashes.

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I'll be sweating so much that he's a sucky

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thing that women have to go through metamorph the worst slides

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it's like awful every month and then all of a sudden it's like well now it's gonna be bad all the time for two years. Is there a point on the other side like I know my mom has been through menopause and she's not no longer complains a beard

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maybe you just still describing

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I literally some I think I saw like Mamma mia or something said I, you know, someone's talking. I said, I've got the M, you know, the M word to look forward to. I spent like 10 minutes trying to fucking work out what the M word was. I went through every other words until I finally got there isn't one of the things it's like, for me, my son going to primary school. I don't want to think about it until I have to start enrolling him in places is that because you don't want him to grow up? No, it's because I want him to be dumb.

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That Tobit genetics will do that.

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finishing school there's all this other stuff you know? Yeah, organising. And yeah.

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So there's a lot I have to think about is monopoles. The same thing you just don't think about it. You don't think about it until well, I always had this theory it's it's like a chicken or an egg thing when you look at a woman that age which came first the funky specs or the menopause.

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I love trying to figure it out. I was I didn't get the specs.

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Look in the mirror the law we don't need this anymore. There's one of the one school teachers that have bad perfumes. Do you remember like primary school? Did you have those good ones? Do you know why? Cuz they didn't get paid. Well. It's like you stink.

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Mine. I just remember some really musky ones. And I was like, I've got no sense of what's good. I'm seven. But I know what smells bad and that smells bad. Whatever you wear. When you're a kid, anyone older than you seems way older. You know? Like, it's like it's so crazy that like they were probably 60 but they smelled Exactly. 60

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Yeah, it was great. You like prep. How old would grade sixes like that number? No. I mean no.

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12 Yeah, but you know, when I'm at school I'm surprised I went wearing a lab or something is that the I went to all different types of divert is the tip because I went to a quiet they called a low socio economic school bit of a puff school. Is there a difference in teachers? Because I noticed like teachers that wear suits if you go to like a good school potentially Wow. I feel like I mean, yeah, there's a difference in teachers. I feel like they they want it they're kind of smart enough to know I want to get paid more.

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I had a teacher I went to a state school to teach it and he was talking about his wife cuz she's she taught at a private school and always bitch about his wife.

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She gets up get off half an hour early and gets paid well doesn't.

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The marriage was in trouble. Yeah, part of the bitching. There was a lady who was working in a Steiner school, and then came to our school. It was a real shock because she was used to just all these kids being really open. Have you heard of Steiner school? Yeah. barefoot? Yeah. barefoot.

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Like go barefoot, some of them don't

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splurge, all that sort of thing. It's very German. Do what they want. Yeah. But the thing was, she was shocked. And we just linked into the fact that she hated the fact that we weren't more Steiner like, and she'd left to start a school and just on a kid, like since I read Yeah, my Yeah, my favourite friend of mines girlfriend. I said, I haven't met her but I said, Oh, where did she grow up in Melbourne? What school? Did you go to Steiner? I haven't actually met a kid that's been through the Steiner system. I could imagine George going to a Steiner school what school Gee, my girlfriend went to stony. Oh, really? Okay, so what's the dawn now? One then? That's great. I think she only went for like, under a year, maybe a year. Okay. Yeah. What's the deal? What did I learn creative stuff. That's like they just learned ukulele. Right?

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Yeah, I think it's pretty, pretty creative. And pretty loose, isn't it? Like they can just learn when they feel like learning? Probably. Yeah.

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So

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how do you do adulthood? Do you think? I mean, if you were to write you're

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good, you're good. What's well at attain? I don't say Oh, Queensland is the one being the best. One. Sorry. In the jaypee system. Yeah, one. So I guess I'm like, okay, you're very good at being I'm very domestic. Come domesticate. I think that's why I'm good. You have like a nice place and I couldn't cook. A very regular comedian trait. Yeah. be in control of your

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life. So you've got a tidy house. Yeah. Except I have two dogs that it's constant that clean up after that. And so is your girlfriend messy then? No, we're about tidy. Okay. Well, that doesn't make for a good conversation. I'm trying to think of nobody I think it is. It's like it's the you said the anti comedian. Like I could imagine the sheer house stinky and yes, I get a lot of people walking in and going Whoa.

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That's the spare room.

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pellet you can fit three in here. Is it like a display home? Josh's apartment is like a display die? Yeah. A little bit more character just like it's very tidy very clear. We like that like everything right? Why

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is your flooring

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now it's got a style breeze got a low style. Do I have a ukulele? Yeah, so you know, the instrument, actually Yeah, that's a good time to spare. difference. Yeah, you're right. It is a small female sized guitar. That's my girlfriend. She doesn't play it either. And every time I say get rid of it, she's Oh, pick it up again. You want

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I have all this stuff in our house we have pretty much a quiet of Gumtree or the side of the road, which is and we have a very good bed, but that's it. If you have a rule of that you're really bad.

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To take shit off the side of the road. It's a slippery slope.

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Because you keep doing it. I've enforced the we don't do that in our household. Yeah, mice, my brother, my sister, my wife, sister who lives with us, and she likes to get stuff off the side of the road. Yeah. Well, I feel like you should only get stuff if you're replacing something worse. Or you still need that thing. can't just keep adding to you kind of like for couches. You just have one good couch. Yeah, but like this stuff. I don't get couches off the side of the road or you get like cap like, you know, like, your hardwood. Hardwood. Yeah. And they get hardwood off the side. You don't get mattresses or couches or anything but you know, a garage. She broke the rule and nothing. I mean, my wife said something to us since we have you know, have you ever been to Bali? No. So they sell like all different types now, right? Yeah, you're not really selling good beds.

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That's where I met my wife. So I found something great in Bali. But no, they do like shitty kites. So you get like you can get like a bird caught. I mean, they kind of cool but they're very gimmicky to fly to fly.

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And then there's like cheap like a pirate ship card. And so on the side of the road. My brother

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my sister in law is that it? Yeah sister in law brought home this rainbow coloured fuckin kite that is a pirate ship and now it's in the garage. Yeah, yeah, how many? How many strings? I don't know. It just pisses me off the last time you flew it caught Exactly. This is so boring. so bad. I've never even as a kid. I was like, this is a bad game. Like you get out for a second and then even if it's up you instantly like Ah, that's it. Yeah, I hate cut flat caught everyone when I see it. Um, I guess it looks good. But what's the old school drone? drew? Quiet. Yeah, like I actually where I went wrong is when you want to go sort of to the nice level of kites. They all have to string and they're just putting a camera on it.

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From above would actually work. I was wondering about that because Dinah school video production. Yes, I definitely have cots involved.

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I do wonder that you know, there's all the drone rules. What about like a really long stick? Like so say you can't go more than 30 metres up? What if you had a stick that went 30 metres up? Is that okay? I mean, I guess it's okay, but it'd be very difficult. It'd be funny to watch his controlling and like wobble, you say just like a selfie stick. That's 30

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Wi Fi and what's the longest selfie stick must and only seven. Did you get into selfie sticks? Alex? No, No, I haven't. I don't mind a selfie. But I think I'm like this enough. Yeah. What are you rocking? I'm fine. What number to seven or nine? Tommy just got it. Which one? Was it? 11. I'm a bit behind. I thought the next one was nine. I didn't release a nine that Tommy's actually beta testing. They haven't brought it out. Yeah. Really? How is it? Nice. Josh has got the most extensive.

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I mean, it's all about the number of cameras, cameras. Yeah. If you don't have three cameras, you're a loser. That's for sure.

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For the selfie, so the great thing is that if you like,

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if you face it actually, I took a photo at the drive in cinema. Have you been to the drive in cinema?

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Have yourself on the screen? No of myself with my girlfriend, whoever this essay is made the cake that I had on long weekend. Wow. Well you just say like, the good old days I've bought I've never been but I couldn't believe how many people like dressed up like though in the 50s. But really just haven't like because in Coburg night it was in Germany. It's one of the also I mean, maybe it's just old people going to the cinema.

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You can't tell like it worked really well. And Bree was we had real issues because I hand kept showing up and it just doesn't look right.

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Doesn't have hands. Well. It just sort of it's very obvious. And so you'll say that she's got hands and I tried one where I held her hand and then we just got rid of the perfect sort of thing. If you have some

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If you're holding someone ransom is changing the day like this. It's beautiful. Yeah, look right. But um, you addicted to your phone do you think? Uh yeah, I'm addicted I allow myself like, when I go to the park with the dogs I don't take the fine that's it. That's like half an hour a day off my phone. Well cuz you hear people say about like not using their phone in front of kids. Have you got the roll with the dogs? Not using? Just want to give them yeah, no, I want to use your phone. No. One dog is really into the phone and one is like one actually likes the phone like he'll always pose for it thinking there's a camera, like a fighter happening and the other dog is oblivious. But that same oblivious dog can watch TV when the other one can't. Oh, that's like enjoys it. Yeah, no one can figure out what the TV is like doesn't have can't see it. It's like just it's not there. But one is I can watch the shows. It's the officers are no different era dogs with dogs either. They're both like jack Russell crosses. Okay, cute. So

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They both the same braid. Yeah, but I look completely different. Yeah, yeah once brown ones what the senior My friend has a check for like, you always want the dog that your friend has that's already trained like I think about wanting to get a dog hmm and there's that period of time of having to try a thing. Everyone who comes up to my dogs now I got a bit great we'll get one of them might die like this is two years of hard work across a psychos just remember that like this isn't normal. Like I took a big dog but a small dog might Yeah, it was like $600 worth of training with it. Really? Yeah. He's going on one pay pay

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600 bucks per dog or judo. Usually I didn't get it for the second one. We just used all the techniques we still got. Yeah. So

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if you're training 300 that sort of money. My friend was telling me last night actually that it's not in the training. It's what you do when you go home is the rapid

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And so what sort of things you have to repeatedly do? I mean, this guy we had good Graham was crazy. Like he would constantly say, Hi, I'm Graham, the dog trainer, like he wouldn't say not the dog trainer.

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Graham, the dog trainer.

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He's not good with people.

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Good. He's with the dogs.

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But he was constantly like, he's like, you have to be the boss. Like he's like, this is this is what he said was the structure of a family. It should go adults, us, dogs, then children.

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Because children are erratic and can't be trusted. That's very true. That is true. He thinks that dogs are more trust. But anyway, he was basically like, you just have to like he said, My dog Kyle. I didn't have the other one. Yeah, he said he's trying to be the leader and he doesn't know how because he was never born to be a leader. That's why

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they're fully like psycho analysis. psychoanalysis and then he was 100% right? As soon as we like, will not mean but

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Like were in charge, he's just like was so happy. He was really happy even though he's way more like oh, submissive and stuff and then once he got used to it never been a happy adult. So my son likes and he he responsible way better to structure so if he okay he's What's going on? Like they fit into it and so maybe it's a bit of that like they know where they started just like children

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say what else sounds just as hot is the appearance? Do you do dry or wet food for the dogs? I say to him his kid

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depends on lucky yeah dry and he gets cereal now but he loves dry dry with a few treats and so you can do that Mike because one of the big barriers for me of getting a dog is dealing with the wet food Well, no, we don't use the wet food we just but it is expensive, dry food. I had the wet food and give him shits. Like I met this. I lived in Bondi and there was this beautiful like semi arid like one of those Japanese

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It was what fluffy looked like a little teddy bear. The coat was just silky smooth. And this guy was a bit kind of tweak that owned him. And he I saw him like had something in his pocket. He's like, I was like, What are you doing? What are you feeding and he's like, I feed it jerky, like beef jerky, and seven times a day. And that's it. He's like, that's how you get the coat silky. doesn't need any more than that just water and jerky. Anyway, he gave his he's forcing an eating disorder and has

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the benefit of having different benefits. Yeah. Because that's your eating disorder. Forget to feed your dog and it's not a criminal offence, whereas Avada it's a massage. Yeah, still get the guilt. But no.

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I'm pretty sure if you forgot to feed your dog for like a certain amount of time you'd get charged. Right? Yeah, I mean, the time would be longer than a child I think. Yeah, I mean, but then probably the rule applies like dogs in cars.

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Still at the same of kids in kasi

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yeah gotta leave the window. I mean yeah

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you gotta put the Poppins from the back

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of you

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have the Tesla's have a mode that you press for the dark for your dog if it's in the car and so it will like the air come stay running it's so good that's awesome yeah BMW to get one just for that yeah I wasn't intimate for that but okay one now are you do you own a car? Yes I have a car I'm trying to get rid of it because my opponent has a cartoon and her cars way better my car and this is the only reason I still have it won't die and it's my first car ever. And it's really starting to annoy me because it's a 2000 Holden Marina and it's fine but I don't want to drive this tiny little car anymore. Yeah, like it will not die like millions. And that's it. Ah, that should die. Like it's a Bert Holden burrito. Yeah, and it I should know it.

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just keeps going. It's it's kind of annoying because it was a fine car people. Three people backed into it last year. I wrecked No, no, it's because they've just looked at it been like, it's so shit but but it used to have nothing that looked bad about it but now it's three dents in the front. They want you to pay for the

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back even though they backed into me. Yeah. So I think in six months I'm when it's up I'm going to sell it for red j that means sell it for parts. I'd ended up trading in my Honda Civic just for cash. Remember, the guy tried to give me 50 bucks less. Can you trade him for cash so you just call up this like a scrap place and they can pick up your car they put it on and they just you sign it off and they give you I'm gonna do that hash. I want that card. So you get I think you'd get more cash. You get more doing that. Then you do take that

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to the Tesla deal. You put a down payment on a Tesla. I when we were going home from we stayed in Arthur's Seat over the long weekend.

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And I just got overdriving out i 30. And I sort of said to my girlfriend, Bray, I said, like if we had a Tesla, because my concern is if I don't feel like driving while I sighs I'm just a bit sleepy. Because if then Britney says, I know you should drive then she's sort of complicit in if like, I fall asleep, so I lead with them sleepy.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Sorry, I just close my eyes for a second. Like, pass out a car crash up, Daniel. I told you.

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Yes. And so anyway, but it was saying, If I had to Tesla

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would be fine, because then would be I would actually do long road trips and like, stay later on a long weekend. And then because it's like drives for you get one what's holding you back? Well, I was looking. I was looking at how much it was. Yeah.

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It was like 1300. Sorry, I said to pray. It's 1300 a month. So like, okay, she's like, well, that's like

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Pay 300 a month for the I 30

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inches I how many how many months is a four? I was like it was 82 months no 83 months is for a new way. This is a new way. Oh it makes sense. So are there anything like 100 k? Yeah,

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they are.

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That's like that's baseline. I spoke to a guy that bought one years ago for 270 so 270 grand and then sold it for 200 grand and then they released one that was 150 which was a similar version on that brand new board and so you go down at the right time lost a bit of cash but that's a lot of cash but that poor person who bought it? Well, I mean, if

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you got 200 grand it gives you a con you fought but what is it about the Tesla that you like, like when you see it, like do you actually don't like it honestly, I mean, it just sounds like the best car so that's I mean, if it has that dog feature, I might get it.

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Like I just want I sort of told him because I would like a sort of a

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small SUV like sort of thing for going camping. But also I'm torn because I resent people who drive those in the city where I live, like real close to the city and 20 minute walk in from Richmond. And I'm like, I don't want to be one of those. You know, mothers. I'm not even a mother. Yeah, you could do it this I could imagine you want a cyber truck. Have you heard about this the Tesla semi truck? Have you seen one? It looks funny one way the glasper Yeah, I could imagine you rocking a toy one. Maybe I get the toy or my control. One. They bought one out because they haven't got them ready just to keep promoting it. And they even include it with a smashed glass. Oh, really? Elon Musk is a genius. He just posted about Coachella. What did he say missives? He let me get the tweet. It was some like a rant. It was ragging on Coachella and how she did his

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crimes. Well maybe maybe you got hot.

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A musician. It's a song something that songs but

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Whatever. I mean if you had another name for them, and so what did what did he say Coachella should push by yourself until it stops sucking too much corporate sponsorship killed the vibe was maybe good six or five or six years ago when you could wander around find great unknown bands. And then Coachella replied with a photo of someone standing on top of a Tesla Model X with its doors open in the air is like floating performance saying Travis I think it was Travis Scott. And he's like, it's flying through the air, whatever they might do. Their point is that he's he's ragging on that cool. Coachella. Yeah. And then

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someone used him but then what are the right back? And then he said, Okay, fine. That was good.

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Scott is playing Coachella as well. Yeah, yeah. The I think that he's he's a genius in that way where he's like, plays into it plays into that shit. Like he's, he's a billionaire ragging on you know, any music festival. It's bizarre. I reckon. He's like, you're probably writing genius, but also, it's just

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Like the guy to get to the further east place up here to not let go of just his normal personality. He hasn't like given intellect I better act a certain way now he's being like if you were you now, but you know we're like that rich men in the limelight you just stayed exactly like this column people grogs Yeah, I mean look at it. Look at him he smoked a blunt on Joe Rogan it's like a bizarre move. I'd love to say like Steve Jobs if he was still alive like on Twitter, just trolling shit. Yeah. You Samsung long.

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Because they just send back a picture of him in his turtleneck and be like nice turtleneck.

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Nick called. He was even great tweeting shit. Actually, someone who's really good on Twitter is James Blunt. Yeah.

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It's just,

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uh, he sings Hello. God has a wonderful and who's who's? JOHN Mackey. Yes, good. He's funny. I don't know what he's done lately. What? What um, what's your gut

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to social media for I don't like getting involved in any of this kind of shit. Um I've been off Twitter a bit actually I haven't like lately and on

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and I know just like once a week and then gone on I just feel like it's like I go on and I'm just trolling through just the same old shit no my hair I need to probably restart and just follow some people like Elon Musk entertaining I'm always on Instagram. That's my medium. And But mostly, like mostly just creating stuff not little videos and things outlet as a comedian. Okay, Twitter. Twitter's good for writing. Twitter's good for writing but I have that I have a writing job. So I think at the end of the day, I've just not even caught people that that was very worried. That's a nightmare.

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middle of a good story. gronk Jones's phone rang. I reckon it could be the police because I call I my cage got broken into that where you live.

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Calling to the rescue. Now. I wonder. I'll find

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Lighter but sorry continue. No no I that's a better story I think yeah when I spoke at night and I said like, you know the storage cage you have like apartment blocks and so it got broken into and now that I'm guessing that maybe they've got a lead, which would be exciting. Oh,

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that would have them on the Yo Yo, I can't. You can't

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listen to the voicemail.

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Thanks

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slightly No, no brightens the Telstra pay my bill.

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That's a monthly occurrence, did you? Because the thing is, I don't trust them to direct.

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Well, I can't Yeah, I can only afford the phone. So there's a photo of your bank statement, which is like 3d camera, you could actually automate a $10 more a month payment to them so it adds to the credit. So you would pay at the end of like 12 months or less

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months you wouldn't have to pay the next month's phone bill or something like that. So you could pay for like, a month and a bit while eckstrom every month anyway because I keep fucking forgetting if you just use a specific direct debit, so like 50 bucks an hour so you're not paying whatever the bill is you're just you're you've dialled in $50 and they'll only take $50 regardless of how much abilities so anyone know for my bill? Yeah, okay, so you get credit. ostra Yeah, I feel like

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I feel like it

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was Telstra for so long. What happened? corporate life. Yeah, I've been in corporate since I was 14. I don't remember. I don't know what happened. I just on my phone. Like, I whatever the contract ended, and Optus was just so much cheaper and I'm like I used to like I used to like Telstra because I'd be like, Yeah, get range anywhere in the middle of nowhere. I was I'm never going anywhere that often. And when I am I don't care if no one can contact me, whatever. So I changed but that's the thing.

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I forgot about Telstra, they punish you. If you don't pay on time. They add stuff up just doesn't do that. No, no, that's not they just like leave it then there, they just add it. Like, if I forget then the next month they'll let you have us two months. Yeah. I may have gotten to that for me, because I just thought, I need to just put it in the calendar. So maybe you're always a month behind. I think that's what's happening. That's fine. It's easy.

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Well, yeah, it's annoying. It was one of those like, this is not a matter of times, you've shown me a photo of your girlfriend.

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She's pretty well done. Thank you. That's all I wanted. Talking about. Bray. She worked at

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a chocolate brand. And at the moment, it's their second birthday. Can you believe it? is it's this amazing. It's actually we started we started the podcast when they started Hey target, who's more successful? Depends how you look at life.

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You know, life is luck. Yeah.

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Sorry things expensive, so that's a month behind payment. But the great thing is that you can use a coupon code I don't know what the code is, but if you go to a tiger's Instagram, they giving a whole free block of fairy wings which is fairy bread and it's a vegan milk chocolate. And it was yes. I get to trust

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the coupon code is bead a tiger. Can I just say

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the foil? Yeah.

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Are you on Instagram?

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This is smart move. Yeah, gold. It looks beautiful. Isn't that just like because all of us grew up with challenge Chocolate Factory. This is like just reminds me of that. So good. And so the great thing is that they've got this little

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hole that slit, a slit slit and so the great thing is sexual.

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exactly what it is.

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I didn't want to say

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I haven't used that term in a long time.

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Who's using slit Wait, wait, wait are you gonna use these in the sling?

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We used a VA Home

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one of the ways everyone knows about us Wow, this looks like just appreciate how good it looks. It looks like a cool studded belt and then look at the bag. But try some Alex just break it off. I will stand I feel like you've given me the end with the branding. Now you take whichever I don't want to.

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I don't care about take it. Oh Ha There you go. So I'm

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sorry. Yeah, so Alex is you can have been bit you can get the Okay. Oh, yeah. That's,

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that's fine. So it's

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because Tommy said it was. It was all about Yeah, I'll share it.

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I haven't so this is good.

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Oh, it's like a crunch bar. Have you eaten breakfast? Alex? Would you have for brekkie Alright, banana, coffee. I just went into it. And a piece of toast I had everything today was to a coffee

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that I bought this time that I'm made at home in a stovetop. I think that's a Turkish thing. No, like a speculator an Italian. I was listening to a meditation last night in bed, and I always try and get my walk. Sounds and, and no, this is part of it. So you're doing a meditation, you always check it your wife. I'm trying to get my wife involved in doing the meditation with me. Okay. How does that work? I turn it on. Let's do it. Yeah. And then we lie down together and we do the meditation. Yeah, you're not really meant to lie down. It depends. This one I've been doing. We just go to sleep and do whatever you need to do. I've been doing Roundhouse. I meditated. There's a few some of them. Some of them don't want you to So Sam Harris doesn't want you to lie down. He wants you to sit up straight.

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It makes sense but this one is like you just need to have your head, neck and chest in line so you can lie down for it. Anyway.

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I didn't pick up on a bit of we're five minutes into it. And Amy's like, I can't handle it. I can't handle the queue it's obviously get an old recording and he's right next to the mic and he's

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so now I want you to breathe

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and love that sound and know but me use the term look it up. There's like a it's almost like a phobia or people of eating and stuff having sound that cannot like and the problem was I didn't hear any of it until she pointed it out. Some people are very sensitive to that. Yeah, now sound Yeah. Can you find that mouth sound phobia, right that? Well, I just feel like there's something this is good quickly. Yeah.

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What do you think? Give us your honestly nice Yeah, great.

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Yeah, no, it's it is. It is good and it's surprising that it's bacon. I forgot it was vegan, huh? Yeah.

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Did you find it? misophonia? Yes. misophonia What does it mean a disorder which means sufferers have a hatred of sound such as eating, chewing, lab breathing, and even pin clicking. Pinkel he first named in 2001. I think pen cooking is actually annoying. Yeah, I mean, when you pin it's very, I guess you guys don't work in offices. It's very annoying. Especially because the only the only clicky pens we have a mind and so when Tommy's clicking a pen

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it's my fucking pain.

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Aren't you know that was that black pen up. There's that mine? Can't remember. It is fun.

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Yeah, I mean, like gel pen. That's mine. I can't remember. I mean, I don't really give a

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Most people who take the pens, you know, this is why he has to meditate.

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Just do you think I'm too aggressive? That's some feedback we've been getting on the show is people saying that I've been so aggressive, aggressive, angsty, you've got a quiet aggression, you know, called eye contact for a bit. I mean, I see. Usually it's also towards me, but I feel more like I empathise with you based on you being tired and I'm not tired. No.

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I mean, fact. Sleep at seven but just don't tell me if I'm tired. It was not last week. It was like we've got a lot on it's like we're just exhausted. I was I had nothing on this way.

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So I'm trying to give you an activated comms.

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Hey, does. My kid woke up last night, it was one eye and crying brought him into the bed and he was squealing squealing. It was like he's still asleep

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and the way I go to sleep

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was like, do you want to sleep on the ground? And he's Yes. He said give me my pillow blanket and he slept on the ground all night. What are we?

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What uh, what a little freemen you slept when I was fine. Yeah, that's all good. Have you done with him yet?

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No, she wasn't she was all talk. She said she wanted to do it. And then I actually was like, at Christmas last year. I was like, should we do it? And she goes,

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No, no, no. All right. So no, I haven't done it. I've done it with my siblings. Yeah, I mean, that's a bonding experience. I get it. So best. Yeah, we did edibles when we're in Los Angeles. We recorded a bit that we released to the VIP gronk service trying it. Marijuana I feel safe because I know what sort of is in it? Well, when it's legalised as well, with edibles they scare me. I don't fly because I don't know how much weed is in them. Are you doing?

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Like Yeah, gronk mites just made a cookie doesn't it?

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So it's like the 20 minute like so. Yeah, we knew exactly. But the thing with ecstasy I remember as a kid it was always like, be careful, you'll drown

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in your own because you drink too much water. Yeah. And because I feel like I'm like if I get into work and I have forgotten to drink water in the morning

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I need a drink like I overdo it and then 97 to his point, it's like because you meant to have like two litres a day. Or like for me I think I've set it at 2.8 litres

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There she is.

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You don't need your phone and he does so drink 2.5 litres of water and so I keep a track of it. This is you use this. Oh, I meant to do this every day. Enjoy life. Yes, yeah, this is all my admin everything you do read more than 15 minutes drink 2.5 litres of water

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that's not on my list.

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Please don't add it. But yeah, so. So this amount of things to bed before six on the gratitude list. I'm not addicted to my phone like this. I just go about my day.

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The old fashioned way. Well this is this is optimised but so the water The problem is I'll have the 2.5 litres before 10am

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so George you think that that's silly just barely laughing so then you're done for the day is that the well that was what I thought about peace all the time. And by the evening I was dehydrated. Yeah, cool. Yeah, it doesn't work like that.

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So they shouldn't really set daily limits. Well yeah, she said that should be

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a limit. Yeah, there's my wife has a bottle and on it has different times and so like at a different period of time throughout the day, you get down to that good that's it got motivation. I've seen ones like an ally where it's like You go girl, only one ounce.

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Yeah, yeah, that would really help actually. Are you sorry? Are you good with admin? Good with admin pretty good. I get caught up occasionally. Occasionally. If I like forget to do one payment or something. I really my god

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Like, it's like I've failed. Like, no, I like to be on top of stuff. You know, do you take the brunt of the admin in your relationship? Yes, actually I do. Um, I I'm probably just because I was in To be honest, it's probably just because I was in the house first and I had it all set up for myself. So what came first the relationship or the house? The house and then you got with a girlfriend and then she moved in after a couple years.

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I mean, who's on the lease now? Is it just you know, she's on the lease. Guys. That's what do you do the double let like, getting her name on the laces that just like if you fuck shit up. It's both of them. Yeah, yeah. What's the other reason? Yeah, it was like, well, that's the only one fuck with me.

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And you aren't dogs together all together?

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Both of them. Okay. Yeah, um, no, it just the lease is just so that she can have a job and have said she lives somewhere. No.

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Help your world just so she can live her life. What I realised

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I wasn't a dog person when someone was breaking up and that was like fighting over the dog. I'm like, Todd

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is perfect she wants the dog just give it to her. It's like no I want the dog my cat if you both want yes they should do what's best for the dog. what is best for them? How do you know what's bad? I think it'd just be whoever's working right Alice or bigger yard that kind of thing. Oh, really? All right. Can you give it to Graham the dog trainer.

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Feel like the big yard thing? He can give it to his kids. Kids get out dogs. So um, now the you got to be yard. I've got a court. Yeah, that's probably like half are any grass involved and lay a small patch but it's not really an issue. We got the POC every morning, little walk outside. They do sometimes shit on the concrete.

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You know, it's your own dog. You don't seem that upset if some other dog came in and shout out my con. Absolutely. No.

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I mean, it's no different my son's shadow, the concrete. How do you you share

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My dog sleep on the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My sleep or she's late. Is there is there whatever. Alex's dog is done nobody's done to Yeah. In probably more disgusting. Next day gonna prep. Yeah, yeah. Do you share bank accounts with your partner? We have one joint account. My mom's never even asked me all this stuff. Just interest so we have a joint account and it was originally for Kyle the dog so that we could

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so that we could put in for like his you know, like pet insurance his food so it gets fed Kyle and Jill but but it is handy having that one so that if for some reason we need to swap money, put it in the hotline. It's like the middle accounts like IMG or what Yeah, we're all an IMG. Yeah.

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The I mean, I speak to my best man the other day and he's married has a couple of kids that don't have shared bank accounts. I've got a mortgage together. But then what do you think about that?

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I mean, I

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May like my situation is fine we're everything's one I've got my mind calm bank account that I don't pay for. They're handy to have a good sense of pocket money now and then into that, which is nice.

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But yeah so my situation is Santa's real thing in a relationship

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from yourself

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I like Pokemon yes to make your bed if I make my bed. Do you really? Yeah, I do is connected to your pocket money connected to actual chores. Now it's not. It's not but my wife does most of our personal admins and because my focus is on what we're doing here. Which breadwinner? Well, not even Brittany when she makes bold.

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I'm the breadwinner to have a good no I'm not the breadwinner.

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Shake your head just because you're the breadwinner, but no so he gets pocket money.

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The initial I think we always he literally goes to the baker

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I think you always judge people on your own, how you approach life, right? And so it's like, well, we do this, we're in the same situations and you said, that's a bit weird what you do, but then there's the No, that's just your shit. You're doing your own thing. And it's working for you. So it's always so I'm always interested to understand how other couples are working. I would want to have a conversation which is very organised again and add many of me but we're gonna have a conversation when we're like, okay, so is this like a go in all now? Like, you know, I'd want to have that conversation but we haven't had that conversation. So that's the reason that way apart but we still like we'll do like one of us will get dinner or whatever. Like we still share money. So I don't even remember the time like I'm so annoying. You know, you found an old notepad of her like keeping track of like, oh, Josh $58 70 cents. Yeah, what a painful Yeah, experience. What So yeah, I must. I must have like, I'll shout you dinner.

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Like I was never keeping track, Mr. Milan, but it's it's a weird time before I think we have a bit of that because

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we went on like a big trip like every season and I didn't have enough money so I was like okay, I'll give you all the bound by the floods but she's I will pay you back for that. Yeah, so there's been a bit of that but it's not just like oh you 15

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you know it's like okay, yeah, I probably should have something big. Yeah, I mean flights are cheap. In regards to coronavirus. I don't know how irresponsible It is like I'm pumped about all these cheap flights. But it feels like it's this weird time where it's like, some people would judge if you were to travel, I can go Alright, can we all have the virus and I was planning on going to mainland China.

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Could you even get in there? Could you even fly to mainland China go to fucking Italy at the moment. Can you easily Yeah. And where else would you want to go? Italy? China done? Yeah, that's it. Actually I remember one of the biggest fights break

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I've ever had was she flippantly said I don't really have any interest in going to China. I just remember being like, you know, you're so close minded. Like you know where that top comes from Could you call my dad

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but then she listened to me about this Yeah, well it's a it was a real thing because like a friend in the cast and it's a big like apparently like I'm the pro China getting that now I'm like, obsessed like apparently I'm the China I was just saying like one like it's my what upset me was not that we weren't going to China. It was just that like, you would never go to China. Like what about if you have something great in China? Yeah, that we wanted to garter. What we're just not going to that was so funny that you'll just because you're willing to go to China your approach is

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so low level, it's really low level. What's on Have you travelled much? A bit? Yeah. I don't know how much comparatively but I feel like I have to listen to I've done like Japan, South Korea, listed here.

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You're only a tiny bit of New Zealand But America so yeah, I guess I've done like, like that's quite a bit a bit we're talking to Thor now about cruises. Have you ever done cruise ship comedies? I haven't done cruise ship comedy I have been offered official Tom Cruise Ship comedy. I guess that's what I call it comedy. Yeah, um, but the one I got offered I knew was notoriously full on like, it's just, it would just be me. Like, I don't think it would be my audience like, old

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old sort of, I don't know China like that. What do they think of? Like my dad's friends? Yeah, I think that's my audience. You know, my dad goes on cruise ships and I don't think just Hey, go to these ones where they just go to the into like, the international waters thing blew my mind where it's like, just going so you can go out and like gamble. You know that? Yeah, I reckon he has been on one of those. Just like, yeah, I can just once he's been on one of those. But isn't it like the house always wins well,

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Then that is gambling. And so that's why I don't understand why you going on a ship it's the idea that maybe you will win I guess that's why people gamble. I guess it's just they love gambling and it's like a holiday to gamble somewhere other than the RSL. Yeah I sort of sad saying I went to I was watching the fights I hate to say what's more sad may take my son to watch the UFC and he's three or the having enough pocket money.

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Family fray together.

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Oh,

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boy is a family season. He's a TA. I said like two kids that were like, old enough to understand

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that they knew that math and mom and dad are sitting there watching the trots, like horses panting Yeah, I mean,

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it's sad. It's very sad also, I mean, I grew up in Queensland, so I'm like, yeah, that I've seen that. Yeah. But I think what is so okay? Is it normalising it to the point that that you then have

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No sort of objections to it or do you realise like growing up around it? I feel like I feel like that's terrible. I feel like that's normalising it my parents won't gamble it so I'm lucky that I never like my dad's partner now is quite into the pokies and that's the reason he might have gone on like the ship but um, but like I never had to like see it and I've no interest in it and they needed to my two brothers so probably and the people I do know who have more of an interest they have said their family that parents would Gamble's Hmm. So I guess it must have some sort of input. Well, there's even like, remember the ads that were you know, I see our son, can you give me a B? Or B, box bowtie to get your beer the other day? Yeah. Because I'm, I remember the ads. Yeah, it was like you train the kid to go and fetch beers. I mean, I have done it. You give me a soft drink from the slide here. until he's old enough to that and he would know, but he knows he knows what. Yeah.

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Kids, the smart dogs smell.

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You know, what's your preferred drink when you go? When your drink when you're doing comedy? Me? Yeah, sorry. Are you looking at?

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Yeah, no, I mean, I don't need to have a drink before I go on, but if I'm gonna drink it's either a beer or white one. Oh, the other night I had one whiskey before I went on so you haven't drink whiskey? Well, she must be like, no, I hated it. I just wanted to look cool. I sit in the small glass. It was just in whatever the bar had. Yeah, like this. Okay, but I had a sore throat. That's why I haven't been on a big device. They weren't that good. They just had like, regular cubes. My right do you have soft drink in it? No, it's just dry just on ice. Okay, okay. Yeah. And so you would Did you take that up on stage? No, I downed it before I went out 20 minutes to kill or something? Is that looking cool like you overstaying I'm looking I didn't think I

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was looking at me so you scout like so that becomes that's more sort of your medicating that was just had a sore throat. Yeah, generally. I either I

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Don't need to have a drink or I'll have a beer or I'll have a white wine if I'm tired because that makes you a bit mental kind of like with a sugar and stuff in that

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cake you'll punch yeah yeah Oh yum that's so delicious but I don't drink yeah

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sorry tasty will get punchy on those things yeah because of the the high contents of sugar hmm 40 grand or 30 grand funding and coke because coke already has 46 grammes of sugar in a can and then you add the Bundy which is like molasses. Yeah, mixing that shit together. It's a you know, a cocktail for punch. I've never had a espresso Martini. I heard you talking about making a little bit punchy?

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Yeah, that's just basically Bundy ROM. So Bundy rum is in. Sorry, espresso. What is espresso? Oh, sorry. What's a martini? What's a martini? Especially Martini is a shot of coffee. Like an espresso show and they're doing it actually have a barista like they using it.

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Good place yeah and then a shot of vodka and then shut a cola. Okay, so you get sugar syrup is that is cola just it's a little lower or another type of like it's a it's a non milky version of Bailey's so it's like a coffee flavoured look cool okay it's good yeah it's real I was actually making them into am 40 the other week and had all the ingredients and had like the heads on the bottles that you can you know you do a shot or you just does the poor like like you're at a fancy pub bar. Anyway, the way to make it is three seconds of age or three seconds of the alcohol and two seconds of the sugar syrup 123 pull it up next one man at work did you even put colour in yours? I just sugars here. Well, it was just there was sugar syrup. There was colour and vodka so three there at the she need the sugar sir not Not really. Hello. It's so sweet. It's very sweet, but you should probably shouldn't try one Josh. Yeah, I could get around it. I like the

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first assault. Yeah.

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We'll break him home after having some coffee martinis, espresso martinis. And she cleaned the whole apartment.

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But she was like 11 o'clock at night sounds like something from when to when she's passive aggressively angry. I feel like she

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was sweet. She was trainee was great. I know what you mean you get a lot of energy. Yeah, yeah I could get around Friday night drinks would be great doing this press espresso Martini. Yeah, you gotta but don't have too many because then you just stop that's how many standards need to max can be like for STEM drinks in wine Oregon. close to four. I did an espresso Martini Pub Crawl bar crawl up Smith straight. And this was years and years ago. And we're just going up just next one try next one. It really took off for a while a little too. She was a it was a session. It was the year that though so he there's a drink. That becomes the thing. Yeah. And so that was huge like last night.

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It's

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official thing no

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yeah so this year I would say it

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was very early to tell I didn't know right one I think

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finally it's time

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not sure as

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all right says yeah probably because I was last year was it my Yeah, now that was definitely wrong. Especially summer he's not wrong we haven't had a really hot summer I don't think seltzer is in the cans at all like it kind of it's sort of American but it's like that one a flavour with soda water like champagne and a flavour and I think that they're pretty spritz spritz in a can it's a slightly different sound if you influences posting them What are your reckons next in hungry they have they add Coca Cola to wine.

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Well, that's disgusting.

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I love that Alex and Cortez I feel like maybe that's culturally insensitive but you just like like, like what is wrong?

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I say what's wrong with those people? But then I was like, I don't know anything else.

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They like sausages. Yeah, they do this. Um, maybe that's Macedonia. They do a dish could be Macedonia. Let's go like bread on top anyway. Okay, wait, let's let's think about this for a second sangria is red wine with juice, which is also a sweet and that's delicious. So maybe it's just delicious red wine with Coke. But Coca Cola, I guess just takes the fanciness out of it, doesn't it? Well, not all red wine is fancy, though. It's probably really good wine or something? Yeah, I don't know. Because we, my parents don't drink red wine. And I've just started drinking it. And so they gave me all of their red wine. But we don't know whether it's good or not. Like do we just like drink? You drink a two litre bottles? You just drink it tasted good. Yeah, yeah. I think I need to do that. Yeah, it's all based on to daily activity. Yeah, I could definitely. Well, actually, the funny you said that because I've got in my

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Yeah, Notes section. I've got at the start of the year I wanted to get into wines. And so I actually had he knows a good one for a new thing. Yeah. I actually love Shiraz, which is controversial.

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If you have a look, it's funny that you said that because I've actually got a section on my all my things, which is wine list. And so I was gonna keep track of all my wines going to Yes, yeah, just so everyone knows listening does nothing.

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But then I've got like, I also have like, weekend walks. And so I put like, I look Victoria's best walks. You like to? You like to categorise, yeah. Have you got it? Have you? Are you much of a hiker? Do you like hiking? Look, I do really like it. I've struggled to find the time with comedy because, you know, I might work three days a week during my writing job or two, three days a week and then the good paid gigs are usually like Saturday nights and I usually want to see friends

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Like on a Friday night like have drinks and then in the morning is pretty not right off. But I've taken dogs to the park dogs can't go on most hikes either. So I feel like a good one forgot to tell me the good one. Yeah. And then I'll go to that one. But I do like it. But it's also right now I'm in and out constantly different festivals. So it's bad time, but later in the euro. So there is this app called Old trials, which I use. And what's good about it is you can actually filter

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Bray had given some feedback that I should mention, because it's interesting. Is it

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going to refine

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that chocolate?

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And so you can click on the different hikes, but the great thing about the photo of yourself Yeah, that was bringing it at the hike. Did you attach it on the should be a travel blog? Are you pretty into this? And so look what you can do, you can go like Yara Ben, I've done that one and you can that's not a hike. So no dogs to walk. No, that's a different thing. Walking a hike.

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By is like kind of a pill. My

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sister in law got back last night and she took the overnight bus from camera. She had hiked mount kasi Oscar. Yes. Acting Hawk. That's an old lady's walk.

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In the city, she's in the hiking app. This is all trails. You asked me if I hopped on a leash kid friendly, partially paved.

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This is what I do on the weekend. I just don't go where I thought you would like talking about going out to like dandenong What's the difference? Why are you so into categorising things? I don't know. I thought you wouldn't be into it.

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I mean, I think it was 1000 steps a hike or a walk the thousand steps. walk the walk. It's like 300 metres. Yeah.

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It's a steep

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climb. Stay calm, stay calm. Alright, reckon a hike is over. 20 k are in a hike. It's a long

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Decent so like 1520 k is a hike. It's a day thing. Yeah. So if I do that and I kilometre Wilson's prom, then you can hike up there. The promontory is a great hike there. That is awesome. It's literally like,

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Yeah. All right. Well, I did

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an 8k So that equals 20 cake. Yeah, it's good. I'm sorry. All right. And are you doing comedy festival? I am. I am. I have a show at Melbourne Town Hall called Well, sorry for before but don't worry about title. It's mostly just jokes.

55:32
Or they can name these things six months. And they had to submit something. Can you not happy with it?

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Never going to China.

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Going to China.

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What is the name of what? Sorry for before it is it was like the idea is I was just apologising for all the times I said sorry, unnecessarily. You know, like I'd run into someone and run into me. I'm sorry. You know, that kind of thing.

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doing that for a year. So I do talk about that. Yeah. And so yeah, it is sort of it is what the show is about, but it's not. It's I'm just trying to stress I'm not a big story. You allow adjusting for the time. I mean, that's so fitting. That's what the show is about. I can't stop but I thought I would stop the whole show on my I couldn't do it. Why do you think we say people are saying sorry? Like, why do you think it's the natural reaction even someone will want to be a Baba? You know, it's just like a You shouldn't have been out getting food

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should be hungry. I know. It's more Yeah, I feel like it's, it's, it's more a trait of women. I do think men do it as well, because one of my brothers does it as well. But, um, but it was sort of made trying not to do that. But also it's strange because you think it's not a lack of confidence. I can just stand up. So ultimate confidence. In some ways, I reckon like saying, sorry. It's, oh, yeah, you don't you're not afraid to look weak. Yeah. Well, you know, you don't care about like the status of because sometimes you'll say sorry, and then the other person doesn't and then you're like,

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Fuck, why did I say sorry? Yeah,

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that pretty much summarises everything I couldn't.

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It doesn't have sort of an easing to it. Really. It's more of an observation. Yeah. Bit by bit to done. We just now need the bits. All right. Yeah. So are you ready for a show? I think so. Yeah, I think I am. I'm going to Brisbane. I stopped there on Tuesday. And I think I'm ready. Yeah. I feel good about it. And so you running the show in Brisbane is uh, you just, I've already run it in Adelaide. So I've done six shows in Oh, five or six. So Natalie had to go. Good, really good feedback into the point where one lady came and goes, I came last year and I said, Okay, and she goes, this year was better.

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Like, I wasn't sure whether to tell you she's like, last year was good, but this year was better. I was like, No, tell me I don't care what what I was like in the past I'd rather be you know, getting better. We hope that you're better at Yeah, yeah. But you know, sometimes I guess she's showing me not better, maybe not be better. And so you running the show like you doing a little bit from what the show was

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We'll be across the year. And yeah, to the point where I spend most of my year just trying to write funny stuff or things that I think are funny talking about them. And then, if I can, like, I'll see if I can tie them all together, and come up with an idea and see if I can fit any of that in. If there's something that really doesn't fit. I won't put it in. But I find that's my method. I'm not someone who can. I don't I'm not yet to be someone who's like, this is my idea. And now I'm going to write everything on that one topic. No, but it's all the way I write anyway about my life at all tends to work out. Because if the show is sort of about me, anyway, it's gonna work. If all goes she just put on a tuxedo, like

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a Kappa. Did you know he lived with me?

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He lived with that. You know, that spare room. He was the one that was

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he moved in. He lived with me for like, four or five months. Yeah. Did he pay rent on time? No.

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Maybe paid rent on time once he would pay it, but never on.

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Time I am so glad and distant from those times of shithouse Ah, it will pay me the one girl I live with. She came to us and said guys, what is going on with our rent? And I worked it out she was three weeks behind.

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Because we it was why we show you so angry. Yeah, that was the that was the that was the outrageousness of that she came to us saying we have a problem. We need to go over this. She was the one who was dipping brainwaves behind zadi

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I'm

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sorry for this

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horrible and so it's like at that point. What How do you get three weeks behind on paying the rent? I don't understand. Do you pay weekly? Yeah, it was for normally assembled.

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Right? Wait.

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Whoa, okay. Three payments behind. She was three

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tape six weeks fucking ridiculous. It was outrageous. Like that's your fault.

1:00:00
At that point why to how can you let it go? That long? How are you responsible for? Well, maybe they paid into a joint account place that you've never lived in a share House did so you're living in one right now?

1:00:15
With your girlfriend? Yeah. No. So we all pay separately. We all paid separately, which is like,

1:00:23
your own fucking thing. I'm sorry. Was it bouncing?

1:00:28
I just wasn't paid. So who? Okay, we don't need you. It wasn't Hi. I can't talk. I'm gonna pay my toaster. I shouldn't. She probably had Look, if you need to understand. I'm sure she probably used to have like an automatic thing. And maybe it wasn't automatically working. And she's like, Wow, I've saved some money. Oh, well. So what about the property manager though? Yeah. When the fuck that cash. So is the property are they taking the money out? Or no? Where did you look in your account with zero. So when you see

1:00:55
I understand that you don't have to do I understand like knowing with Kappa. I understand that.

1:01:00
means money. Now I understand that money out what I'm saying is and if you pay the you pay the real estate agent individually. I

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thought you said you had a joint bank account. Wait, man, I never said that I stole Yes. And for the real estate is you paying it off? Sorry, I'm surprised a real estate agent didn't a property manager didn't mention something. And it's really guys, it's not like on like, the the property manager would know that she wasn't paying riveting as this. Hey, they don't care. It's like if you stop paying your part of the rent Alex, you're still at fault. And so as you girlfriend Yeah, actually, we have the same setup. We both just pay individually because I I think because I have enough other if I'm doing electricity and like gas and stuff and and it's paying me like I've got too much. I don't want to do that as well. I don't want to be like me, you know? I would just pay it out anyway, whether it should transfer me or not. But that's because we're in a relationship but

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housemate wise would be different. So they don't care. They don't they're not going to chase up individuals like, you just, they might take three weeks or three payments to notice. They might check in every few 97 Do you think you'll ever be in a share house?

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Yeah, maybe with my best mates. Justin Andre. downside of that probably sounds like a nightmare. I've seen their stories and

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I do silly things if they fix their I'm not on schedule. If I can get in bed by like 10 o'clock at night and it's like

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you're

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just checking. Yeah, you guys in bed, baby monitor. And I think you could do it. You've got you've got the aesthetic of a guy who lives on his own. I think really just yeah, I mean that Yeah, white t shirt crisp. I feel like shared just like that shit goes out the window, right? No, it's not that crazy. Well, you must do what Josh didn't move out.

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With a partner for the first time we ever lived at home yeah, yeah. Which is it's a fairy land with

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fairy wings chocolate which you get free if you order

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she does.

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Thanks for the day. Tiger surprised my cat. Yeah, that's good. You get a whole block the block of chocolate scraped and you get to take one home that

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are really

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thank you so it's unless

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you could actually give it to the dog a little bit you

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know dogs are allergic to cook

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I don't have a dog I'm gonna keep

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the house again. Yeah, absolutely and definitely not with Kappa Sorry. Sorry.

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z still are you any casual? Oh yeah, probably

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Who knows Actually, I've got a spreadsheet.

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I should have a spreadsheet and then one of these apps. Yeah. All off and then before you know what, hey, what was that app?

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The wine. Thanks, Alex. How's it Thanks, guys. Thanks anyone on the on zoom? Yeah we got a message from Emily loving the zoom call guys such a great way to one one this evening. Whereas Emily was Yeah, she's she's on Zune. Oh, what

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what country? Sorry. Sorry, I called you if I can jump into a spreadsheet and if you look at her Emily Ross says great chat today good to listen to whilst doing my emails. Ross works at Telstra.

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Oh, yeah, he could say no, no when he says I've been looking for some recommendations for the comedy festival festival. Definitely check this out. Now looking forward to it. Perfect. Emily's in Ohio. Tell me get over for the festival.

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Yeah, it's such a Yeah, I wonder if it the coronavirus is gonna fuck shit up. Come on.

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bunch of people in a tight room. Do you know that they've cancelled audiences at soccer games? And there's a cricket the cricket game they've there's gonna be no they're still playing the match with no paper out no crowd because of the gronk cancelling my shows that's for sure. Come get sick

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fully.

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Thanks Alex. So daily talk show, you can still become a VIP gronk the 13th of March is the cutoff to get free stickers just go to the daily talk show.com Ford slash gronk make sure you go check out Alex's where can people get tickets with the badges the Melbourne Comedy Festival website or Melbourne town halls pretty central you can just get tickets on the day we've got Brizzy people as well. Do you have like so Brisbane? Are you going to Brisbane?

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Brisbane people

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powerhouse down in new farm sounds 45. Our house is the actual powerhouse, the trendy area so it's very trendy. Come down and we'll get drunk.

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Chapter you held them there so we'll get drawn to the valley and we'll fight

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the drag the full Brizzy experience

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does hope so I said Mr. guys hey guys