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It's the daily Talk Show Episode 445. What's happening guys? What's going on? You're just having Can you not do that over the microphone? I mean, thanks serious. I'm just having a Sasha. Before I thought you had snot on your jumper he

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had besides you just admiring the colour of a pistachio. It's like this magical. Magical grain.

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Its earthy, earthy, talking about colours this this morning, having a coffee and you said worry about it.

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I said, Well, don't worry about it. You said What's your favourite colour? Yeah, you're on the phone to me.

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Yeah, what does she got planned? those four things for yourself. That's all I'll say.

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Guess what my favourite colour is? Yeah, you won't get it. That's

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for sure. I was blown away. I've never seen the guy even orange.

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Not in Chrome. Karen What do you think my favourite colour is?

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All my way. That was

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97 was trying to hide her music and a microphone. What did you say?

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Really? It's purple. Purple. Yeah, that's amazing. How would never think he's he's a purple guy. I think I almost say pistachio to be honest. Or

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pistachio? Yeah, that is purple. You got me. You know actually when I was a

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we started my first proper video production business. It was called media flex. And I got a voiceover done. And like it created a commercial where I got someone to make a motion graphic to advertise would you drop on it?

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That's a really good question.

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I can probably afford 100 bucks. Yeah, it must have been like a grand she'd like expensive for the shitty one.

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Yeah, and so I bet the whole video was like What did I call red onions red onions when they look more purple. That's a

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good point. That's a solid point. Spanish onion otherwise known as

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that's fucking purple gronk Exactly. And then the other thing too was I did another bit where it was like why do they call fun size chocolates small short sales

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like we don't know these answers, but what we do know is media media. We know made

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it right the coffee's yeah

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I think we could find it if you wanted to post their a quirky kid Yeah, I just like that chick quirky. Anyway, but the pistachios I mean there's it's been absolute nightmare.

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It was there was an absolute gronk move pulled here in the office. You heard just hysteria coming from the kitchen area.

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It was made. pistachios tastes like olives.

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You had me at the bloody red Why is it not? It's not actually red. You were smart there and then you just said it tastes like an olive oil colour is no

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I hate all this. But I ate pistachios.

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So when Mr. 97 Hi dollars, but will 8% you know they're not all lives, hysteric me from the kitchen, and some absolute gronk. And because I pulled out a whole bag of pistachios into a nice ball, and I had it there, and I was just like, I'm gonna eat that on the show. I came back over. And I thought someone had eaten every one of these pistachios because all that was there was shills just mound over the top and I just yelled, who is john Nash? And I always think you but I never say your name. Why did you assume it? I mean, maybe around the kitchen? toilet? I'm usually suspicious of you. I'm wrong.

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Around the toilet,

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we say gronk around the toilet. No, but I can just imagine that you'd leave the paper. You know, Karen, you know and you might have a housemate I'm sure you've done this. I've done this. You know, I've seen you leave the role. So the cardboard role with no paper on it? Like I mean, we're all admitting here that we've

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actually can't even have this.

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We all walked out and left the empty row still. Now, have you ever done that in your life? always changing? Okay, okay. So you, you've been told Well, I'm an absolute crap. But have you missed a nice day? I've done it. I've you missed it. Mr. Josh?

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Na

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gronk hacer?

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gronk question. So I thought and I do always get wrong

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and I will stop blaming you. Sorry.

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Sorry. Sorry. I know that I've had carrot cake because Karen's given us on a bit. She said that were healthy. Why? Why is it healthy carrot cake.

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There is no sugar in the actual case. There's no sugar in that cream cheese ice cream ice. Sugar in the ice.

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You told me it was healthy.

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What's healthy, not the ice.

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That's that righteous. It's like having chocolate coated strawberries.

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It's healthy because the strawberry anyway, just to close the loop on the toilet thing. I pride myself on cleaning the ball. Oh boy. Good. I even heard you doing it. Do it every morning. I heard a little ding ding and it was the sound of the toilet

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brush.

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Which is actually not a gronk like when you hear that? I said to my son live and say Hey, remember you said

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that's that's that's the ding

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equivalent of that sales bow sale. Tommy's done a dump.

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So I shouldn't we shouldn't laugh or make because good that he's doing it should be doing it.

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Yeah, you're an absolute gronk if you don't use it, anyway. Also gronk movies eating a bowl of pistachios and putting all the shells back on top. Because I discovered underneath there was actually a fresh life moustachioed stealing Michelle. You had just dropped them straight on the top

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97 Yes, that is Yeah, right. Like why do you think that's okay? I was really wasn't thinking

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that's actually this is the this is the epitome of a gronk But yeah, well I feel like it's it's a semi common thing to just have them in the same bowl and just

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is it Where

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would you do I mean, I've seen it somewhere you know, Vine star would you put Leinster I wouldn't do it there

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was Leinster

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so he doesn't know he's jack. Can you actually look this up? banning peanuts at? Lonestar we're banning fitness so there was this restaurant this chain where there would be peanuts everywhere. So you crack them up and people just check the shells onto the ground. So you'd be walking seems really merican. Yeah. Do you remember also growing up there was definitely dance. No, a butcher would use sawdust. Not I really want

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to clean up

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now that use sawdust on the ground behind the counter. Maybe stuff dropped into it because then they just sweep it all out. And then it makes sense. Anyway, the gronk has done this and I was very furious. And I'm always surprised when it's Mr. 97 because I've got such high standards are holding true.

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I don't need that many nuts. Even Bry was enough was a compliment. But last night 97 I don't know if you were there for this, but Bry was saying I'm not someone that I don't eat a lot of cashews or nuts like you don't Yeah, because we were talking about we need to dial in the diet. Yeah, it sort of hit a bit of a crisis point. And why is that funny? Is it because Karen brought a whole sugar cake to the

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you've always had three cakes in three days. I know. Tommy, Tommy, you've had three cakes. Yes. My Birthday One day, man. It

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was my job. Today, two cakes into that. Why haven't I had? You're just assuming I didn't have cake on the Sunday. Did you?

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Yes.

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Father's Day. It's gone. sort of similar. Anyway, so um, yeah, we're trying to be healthier. Were

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you thinking that's better? Here's the problem the way the whole thing of, I don't know, you read a whole thing of peanut butter. Which is just ground nuts. Either way. It's not like a I don't think you should be like it shouldn't be laughing usually there's two balls like if you if you're doing a session of pistachios, I think Yeah, you know what the most privileged thing is eating pistachios that aren't in a shell. Some so that actually no no. So I'll show them the ourselves the person eating the pistachio

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shell shell shell Oh sorry,

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child you can get the Michelle's

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thinking about how they done that someone's had to go through and

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shame surely there is what peanuts

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peanuts aren't child

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but shout I'm confused with the word Unseld

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nutshell nose and shoulders no show it has a shell

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our doesn't ever shy away it's Uncharted shell don't know show you well, Unseld

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then it have no shell.

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Happy putting the show back on.

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That'd be shelling. Have a look if there's a technical term so like, what's the one for shocking show versus Unseld shelled vs it's

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actually other thing it confused me the other day I said said seeded

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mustard

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seed did mustard Yeah, that's it. You assume that

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there's no seeds or it's just got seed seed

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and mustard I would think has seeds in it because it's seeded it's been seeded seeds have been seeded My God.

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Yeah. Okay. That actually my show off and show on they call it shell off shell on. Yeah.

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Sounds like young Jewish boy. epsilon.

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So what's the what's the deal? Show off show off is no show. Yeah. And then show on the show. And so you would buy if we were to buy these shell oft? Is that what you're saying? Show off yet? Yeah. You're serious?

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Yeah. Okay, you can get them. One of the it was this, I think I took a photo of it. It was a park bench across the road from my house. And there was an MTV can and just just a sea of shelf. So it was like they'll split in sort of pistachio shell so that bean shell off eaten and then just discard it off and on the ground. I just thought it's a really sad saw like someone has just sat there drinking their beer or, or really good here but for some reason I had this moment and as I Oh, that looks a bit sad. Just an empty be. And all the shells. I like

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the idea. I don't think I'd be able to have these like on a road trip. Eating just dropping stuff. Going back to the Lone Star thing.

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Did you find out why they bed so there was a pain? allergies? allergies? Oh, no, this was there was some behind tripping over the shell. Well, I thought it was something to do with. What's that listeria? What's the like the area? Yeah, let's theories in the major, whatever. But people putting their hands just into peanut jars. Like I'm just doing it now. I luckily wash my hands and in the bathroom.

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I mean, it is grocery. Like literally I was saying to 97 when he was buying nuts for the offers. My biggest concern was how are we managing this? How we

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wish to get one of those shovels to get it out of the

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and I can't imagine? I can't imagine using a shovel

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every day at daycare. They're very strict on the little kids and stuff. I know there's no nuts it take it literally removed all nuts a daycare.

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So what are they? What are they using the show the show?

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Just talking about having to you're talking about touching things in things that were quite like they don't even want kids just gone blank. Little shovel shovel. They don't want to have kids sticking their hands in just grabbing because I've been touching their nose in the nose. One of the daycare workers said to me yesterday, buddy's been picking his nose viciously. And like he's got to the point where he will hide to pick his nose and eat it. Because he I'm just like, yeah, cute little rat. I'm just and he knows and I just

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think it Why does he want to eat it? You know that? I don't even know.

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Seriously, he's definitely gonna food. But I want to know what the what the fascination is because young kids do it a lot. So can you look it up? Is there some biological reason behind why we do things like pick our nose at the early beginning, right? So it's like,

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but what about like, he's a real I mean, that's a reveal myself being pretty disgusting. I mean episode you're trying to do it on IF or like sometimes, like if I I have like, picked my toenail before. And then subconsciously, I don't know what's happening but braces. You smelling?

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And I am.

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I'm just like checking to say, smells.

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Do it. How do you do it?

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Just like that. It's like

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Do you ever do that? Yeah, I've done that. Did you do it? Like is it something that Yeah, I do it? Yeah, do it.

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I think that I know this is so fucking discussing this guy that I know. And I don't know how he doesn't know. Or he just doesn't give a fact that people are there. But I've seen him put his hands down the front of his pants on and just yeah, just it's like fingers if you would pretend to do a bake

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of a

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nervous

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wreck and you could change that. Can one

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of those white so be

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the smell of my fate to my nose? actually do this by the way.

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You don't have to rub it though. But you could linear Theatre on the way past.

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Like do you ever do that? With you?

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know, I just I just did that with my nose sometimes.

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But you're smelling your fingers. Yeah, well happens at the same time.

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Next to your face. I see you do that so much.

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But sometimes I'm probably Me too. We can't just assume now anytime I'm doing I'm trying to smell something.

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We had an incident yesterday where my dad gave us some fertiliser for the plants. Upstairs Karen you've been working upstairs today can use Have you smelled anything upstairs. Have you

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shaking your head? No,

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that's enough. That's it I from Karen

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it's my like shit.

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To be honest, yesterday afternoon. I thought literally because I saw you in the morning in the been in walked in. And for some reason. I just had this moment where I looked over at you and I was

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smelt like a 10 year old boy literally

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we made this is this is certain smell that this smell has. We just heard a fertiliser which bring in I always joke if we ever smell this. We say it smells like dial. And it because there was a kid when we were it would have been 2011 we were on a flight to Thailand. And there was a little boy from Queensland was like probably reminded me of me when I was a kid little fat kid with his mom. And we got talking and Dale had a certain smell. And forever since then it's always known as the day of the Dow smell. It's a it's sort of smell as a lead albeit like a dirty bomb. Which is not what you want.

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My child is smell like that. My child has been pulled the dial before but he sees himself.

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It's just like, Yeah, you've been on a flight for a lot of hours. You bet your wage the core.

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A few other things. Yeah. But you also have for hygiene. You know when you really smell this in occupations like PTB stretching out people. And I and I had some clients that just their hygiene wasn't first and foremost on the agenda for them. And I just stuck a whole different time. And

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so anyway, we need to not because we're good. The problem we have at the moment is we have these plans. And so we've got a studio and we have green plants to make it look real posh when guests come in. The problem is, you'll notice there's no lights in the whole space. And so the things just die.

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There's a bunch of things. It's either they are left out on the balcony, and they froze. They've got cold and they've got too cold. Or the heat. Yeah, that dad said that. And then the heater has also affect them. Plus, they might have got water too much. Yeah, it's

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really it's a bit of a luxury what we've done which was built like a system of going and taking them upstairs to the balcony. So it's a bit of light and dark and people that do it like a normal businesses doing that.

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Yeah, I mean, this is a studio This is a set dressed It's lovely. You know,

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I guess anyway, on Monday was it we talked about our perfect days? I yeah, we did

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is I just got a text message from my wife about that. She's on the just listen, came through before and she said I think we need to talk about your perfect day.

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What did you

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said lol. I said at least you're in you're in my one

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of white so you're throwing and

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it didn't work. You did the host so you did you for one that I came back and said all of that included Bry in there too. It didn't work that way. He said you said to say goodbye to you. She said to say goodbye before you hit overseas for a work trip. We work on it.

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I mean I yesterday I made a point to try and live out my perfect day. Found a red wall brick wall walked along that blue skies It was perfect.

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And then pretty easy to do.

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Then went to RU 79 a coffee cafe asked for so I fucked up the order denied.

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Well, if you ask for an iced coffee in Australia, there's a bunch of people have done a lot of work in just getting a huge glass shitload of ice cream in it with whipped cream. I know.

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I had a coffee Sunday.

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It What do you need to ask for is an iced latte. That's what I said was no you asked for ice latte iced coffee. But then what you need to say is a nice lot I think. I think we say latte on ice. I thought you get that?

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Yeah, so anyway, that was a interesting learning. But Karen giving you on the couch wanted to ask you. What is your perfect day?

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I'm watching movies at home all day long. Yeah.

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Nice marriage movie marathon. What kind of movie? I don't know anything once you go to like I love Jason Statham. It's my dirty little secret. Any horror, horror. I really, really like being scared.

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What sort of horror is that? Like? Have you seen them? What's the big one? So

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yeah, it's a kiss dryly and written by written

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like rain scream scream shining rain was one of those ones where I never saw it but it was like ruining kids to remember that big issue Yeah,

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horrible that mask

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Did you ever watch scream? What do you watch? What sort of

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the last one I've watched SH it on? Okay, yeah,

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that's scary. Where there's like the billboards and stuff at the moment is that Yeah, the clown the second ones coming out right? Yeah.

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Oh god. What How do you like why do you like them? What does it do? Because sometimes I just like watching a rom com Mike you're up a little bit so I'm just happy Alright, so so happy

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Yeah, what do you like about it? I'm

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just to see if I actually will be scared.

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Or your buddy did Raja geez

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I don't need that.

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Like I'm

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like it I bringing it constantly like we put something on to said like we don't need that negativity.

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I went in. I saw the Adam goods documentary. The Australian dream fucking amazing. But you can only say that certain cinemas right and so the palette the palace. There's one in Brighton it's where all the old foggy yo, it's like, literally like retirement. I thought shut up with that. By the way. What do you fuck up? Well, I invited

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Pete and his girlfriend Charles.

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Yeah, Brian I double that.

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Yeah, it's gonna be perfect, beautiful sorted out the one time we've got the exact time that we could go right. And then break been asking for tickets asking for tickets on my fine. Now Now we had to but not know after 5pm on a Saturday.

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I went after 5pm on Saturday. They fucked up. Really the deal was so rattled. So these are Carly Eddie, thank you very much for sending these their passes. They said MIT to on them. We went and she was so rattled by this thing. She was like, I don't know how to do this. And then she's like, Peter, Peter came over is like just that code. And then she's like, she always gave it back to me. And it was after because I thought EM session on a Saturday night, Saturday night 8pm session I Well, I can't

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go any other know, because we're brain I were actually thinking, like, we actually ended up saying, hey, we'll still go. And we're just going to pay we're just going to go but maybe we should try and use it for

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Cisco and then put it on the business.

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If you cannot thank because it's really embarrassing. Otherwise,

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and I don't want to embarrass be embarrassing for the patient. Yeah.

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And so it makes it was

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what was I saying? Before my son was telling a

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storey we're talking about the old fogies.

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fogies

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old folk, you look up foggy, yeah, I'll foggy probably highly offensive to me.

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used it in 1015 years. But I went and I was reminded walk into this cinema, of a time that I went with an ex girlfriend of mine. And we use a Sunday night, we just wanted to be like, Oh, I should just go see a movie, you know, and you just don't know much about the film. It was it was called Animal Kingdom. And what all we knew was where my ex girlfriend lived next door was actually a house where the family that animal kingdom is about once lived in and said, well, that guy's interesting. You know, they're kind of a crime family in in Melbourne, Victoria. And we went and we just walked out feeling so good. depressed. All I wanted was to feel good on a Sunday night start my week, you know, finish. Finish the week started nice on a Monday saw a great film with as I so depressed, depressed. Someone just made me realise. Remember the Fine,

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fine. What do you hate? Oh, I thought there was an exit would always forget I find everywhere.

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She lost I found this Expo. She did a once in a cab. JOHN said friend's birthday insurance.

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This is a different one.

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The odds of that.

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Girls that I could lose their phones. Yeah. Yeah.

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I mean, cabs and cabs.

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Yeah. It was a devastating time. And I was back. Yeah.

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Was I always have a fat boy.

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Just having fun. It was fun. That's what you get on the phone.

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Fun, fun Fun.

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And it was before they went before you could do any of that shit before Fine. Fine, my friends is about that's my age. Now. People don't give me What about phones like

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you think you would have been known as a fat boy growing up

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now? What is the fact boy You called me one month and I didn't know what it meant. Mr. Joe said what's the definition of a fat boy? Karen Do you know what fuck boys?

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Think so.

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Okay. Karen, what is your

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definition?

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Like a player? Someone who date girls dress for fun?

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It's I think fat boys quite an aggressive Friday makes it sound like this. If you were one yeah. The term I didn't know if it fits. You just apply? Like you just someone who likes

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a fight. I reckon it's probably in response to the word slot. When you say slot. It connotations. It's about women. And so this is this empowering slot for sure. But I feel like most people use so this is one where it's like our fat boy by design. Fuck boy. Yeah. What is the actual question? So who's strictly intersex?

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Okay, no sexual relationships? Definitely not because he helps them find the phone. So seven straight boys directly someone who plays with

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girls feelings and doesn't really like them. Not.

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I mean, I dated a bunch of girls that I ended up not liking which is why I wasn't with them. And vice versa. A bunch of girls have done the same to me. But I can't do it. I can't I can't fucking be mean just for the sake like sex is one thing sex is not that great. Over hurting someone's like, the shit that comes with it. So let me rephrase that. The payoff of sex is is not better than was it? The payoff is six is good. The feelings in all of the shit you get and the end the annoying emotions around fucking with somebody is too great. I would rather have no six. Does that make sense? Yeah, I'd rather not fuck with them just to get the six. You know what I mean? And I guess I'm the opposite of fat boy, to be honest. Yeah.

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You Yours is the find my friends guy. Find

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this really beautiful.

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It's a real love.

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I love to talk show.

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Hi, the daily talk show. I feel like you've got vibes. Because you're a good looking dude. You've said it before. Yeah. But

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I'm just saying Yeah, but I'm not a fat boy.

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Yeah, no, but that's why I think people get confused. Because I be conscious of not getting sorry for kids in the car. If you're in the car with

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what the fuck boy?

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I've been conscious of not getting that player status and fucking you sleep around?

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How do you not get that status?

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Don't fucking do it. I can show because you can see how you can start to build a rep. You've been with three girls, your mates that are? Definitely. Definitely. And I see that they they probably I didn't know that. That's the thing. But I know there are other people not say that about them. And they've said that to me about them. And what am I gonna say? Yeah, he does sleep with them. Yeah, that's not with a lot of girls. It happens when you if you've been with a bunch of people within a Friendship Circle. He said I had to have sex with his people. Depends on what

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you're single. And he going out 97 What do you think?

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Having that thing? That whole description of fuck boy is negative because it's implying that you're hurting people's feelings and you're actually not listening so you're just doing it for the sex and you're actually disregarding people's feelings. That's fucking shit because

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you can have sex like sex you can have like, loving sex with heaps of people.

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EB can you this is the thing. I don't know when people say I'm not I don't get attached.

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Yeah, do you

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be could be attached to heaps of people can

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maybe maybe I don't know what works for other, you know, some people can live in a relationship and then have multiple partners and then be okay with it. And what's it called? polygamy? Is

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it No.

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polyamory polyamory? Yeah, that's a fact that polygamy is actually the

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one person polygamous Yeah.

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Isn't that being with one person marriage

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is monogamous. monogamy is where I can dumb

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monogamy. polygamy is the practice or customer of having more than one wife or husband right? Same time. You're right. But polyamory

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is

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trying to spell it.

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That's a little lopsided. Yeah. It's pretty bad when you spell it. So I

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was just reading through the description for the desire for intimate relationships with more than one partner. Okay, so when is it kids consent of all partners involved? So it's actually having multiple girlfriend, boyfriend, multiple partners, so you actually live it so it'd be like,

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and so what's the difference with polygamy then polygamy is like, isn't that common in certain cultures where they have like a bunch of wives? No.

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You get an expert on? Yeah. It

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was an expert. Yes. I'm sure they're probably well versed in it. Dr. Nicki Goldstein. She's a sexologist I know her should probably should should have more information in a brightness.

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Yeah, I believe it.

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Anyway, on that note, della talk show hi the daily show.com his email address. If you got any thoughts on what was spoken about corrections for us, it's easier for you just do it just go on Instagram. Do a screen grab of the show write a little note tag us up we'll re grammar so everyone can see otherwise we'll see actually are before we go Hayden dib Yes. What's it what's the lightest so if you weren't aware gronk Hayden?

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He has just had a mom

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what does he agreed to do? He's getting he's getting older logo tattooed on his

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in a bicep. Was that was what he said around the bicep. Which we you even said that's gonna hurt and then I realised that that's a really sore spot. Yeah, but Josh

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Ghazi is that happening? Is that Friday? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Wait, do not apply. Yeah, logins lag on straight tattoo. Perfect. Man I'm having a few cold them yet. No, I haven't. Okay. I mean, so we should probably

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will book it in and if not they find somewhere

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it's happening Friday. On st. tattoo

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this an epic tattoo parlours out in the suburbs. Like usually,

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when he said when he said like on Ted, it was like, Oh my God, he's booked it.

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But that's very exciting, too. If you got any thoughts on that? Let us know high fidelity talk show.com any tips for Hayden? Will I'm looking forward to seeing when it's got like the glad rap on it and so like blistering tension. Yes, me right. Otherwise, we'll sit Margot Sega