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- December 12, 2018
The Daily Talk Show — Wednesday December 12 (Ep 237) – Josh Janssen & Tommy Jackett
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we’re on the look out for a fizzy-water brand deal, do we teach our kids enough about urinals, an update on the ham situation and we’re still taking your bids on the This Is Marketing by hand book.
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daily Talk Show Episode 237 It's a hot one. You're just cracking again.
Just cracking again. And this is fizzy water. It's not beer. Definitely not. Beer
is fizzy water with a hint of natural flavorings. Yeah,
well, too early for beer on a Wednesday at 1:30pm. But I'll definitely smash a few of these. We're trying to get a sponsor is what we're saying.
Well, you and I were talking about the idea that if we were to have any type of sponsor, we're not going to do ads but what we could do is have a company because Red Bull is known to do this. Yeah. Yeah,
I'd like to supply a fridge like we're not wanting to make any money. That's the thing like
just give us fizzy water think they could be effects on having so much fizzy water that we get sick. Maybe some gas.
Maybe the guests will come out the other end. Which I'm okay with. It's bad enough as it
is Lacroix is the big one in the States. We were having. What was it called? Three. What was the 3665 What was the 365? I think that's where they go for Whole Foods. Yeah, they had their own brand Amazon who owned it now it's it's their brand but and it was cheap as chips we've been talking a lot about groceries it's been a very it's sort of like a consumer what it's become please no more. No Well we actually got an email from Ravi he's got got some details on the fruit stuff that we're talking about. All right more fruit chat yet last bit of fruit chat for the week.
Because this is almost a this is like a conspiracy
it's a we need to get conspiracy Jimmy on the case. By the way 1:30pm here in Melbourne 33 degrees a top today. Dubai guess what time it is in Dubai.
love this game 3:30am 6:30am
it's pretty reality half hour Dubai Fun fact will be will be there in 2024 World Expo set goals hi guys even set your goals really far away too. So that's over a year do you know when the world phase on
So World Expo I think it was at 8897 Can you check when the World Fair of the show the World Expo was on in Brisbane in Australia. What year
so it was having a huge October that's good. October
It is my birthday. So 30 years ago it was on
so October 20 2020 until the 10th of April 2021
so now we're gonna go 2020
yeah 2020 we can go we could probably we could almost time at to our thousand episode for her out. Do you want to do that every week? If it's if it continues on until 2021 I have a feeling we can do the math but I reckon the thousandth episode would fall between those days world where they would explode Expo is there a difference?
What is it would you type in expert Yeah, it's just
an expert expert I don't know if
we've gotten a lot of emails in regards to the Pataki ham or yeah but we got to get back to the Father for I'm sorry sorry. So many supermarket topics to cover no role he has. I can blown something wide open in regards to grow is covering up blemishes. Yeah,
said the blemishes on fruit. Yeah.
So he's been he's gone into quite a bit of detail. He's managed to take three different photos from three different days. Three different pieces of fruit yet two categories of fruit you got a nectarine and two apples. Two different breeds of apples that that we hold right all right anyway. If you have a look you will see that the the sticker covers the the like where the neck terrain is just completely the flesh white the is revealed by the skin has broken. Yeah,
it's like someone was moving a bunch of them and nicked it with a finger and took off a big bit and they've just stuck a sticker over then you see this sort of, you know, Granny Smith, the Granny Smith, the green ones. Yeah, the green ones great for poaching guys.
Great. And then we've also got another one, but the point being that robbery reckons a bit of a conspiracy theory that they're purposefully putting stickers over these blemishes, which is sort
of my pushback rally. This is a thought. I love it. And I want to believe you. I thought maybe if I'm trying to sort of been the head of headspace of them, of the supermarket's maybe consumers are walking in squeezing. So but you don't really squeeze apples. You could squeeze nectarines and stuff and why would you always squeeze it on the label? But maybe that's the thing people squeeze the label so they can get away with not denting a nectarine. Well,
over right, what he was wondering also he was saying
whether it's his local Woolies or their growers directing it to the grower level or the willies, at the Woolies level, because they're putting their barcode stickers along the time,
like on that Apple too, but be back it on the nectarine barcode sticker, but
I like barcodes. That means I don't have to fucking know what fruit is. I can scan it.
Don't you agree? Yeah, I like that.
But definitely, I'm going to be on the lookout. You know, I will you
from these judging you. What do you think? What should what can we do about it? Is there anything we can do? Do we need a contact will leave? Should we go and post on the Facebook page?
If you post on the Facebook page, they will get back to the pretty three examples now. Yeah, I would post those three photos. I mean, I don't want to be putting my name too because they could be the ones that give us the soft the fizzy water sponsorship. But I reckon you'll get a response rate. Please do that. put them up on Facebook. Yeah,
and I was back height the daily talk show.com and we're supporting. He also says great work guys. I never miss an episode,
which is Hey, update on my son. What happened with the boy who cried? He's so he's he's not even to yet. But he's obsessed with telling us poo poo. I need a poo. And so he'll hold he's been poo poo. And so he's wanting us to take him to the toilet to sit him on the toilet to do a poo. And it works here. He has he's one in one in 10
of you you've never mentioned this before. Nice This is a Bodhi update in jail because
I found it really funny. I'm he said to me this morning. But he's really The Boy Who Cried poo. So we don't believe him now that he needs to actually do a poem. It's it's hilarious. Any any. He just sees us sitting down the toilet, and he wants to copy us. Okay, so we're in this point where we're running through nappies like no tomorrow, because you have to take his nappy off to get him up onto the toilet. It's
because otherwise it could be really good. Like, toilet training could be a piece of piss don't intended. He climbed up. So we've got a
squatting party in our discovery party. Yeah,
it's like so you can get your legs in the right way. So kinky colon is their motto.
Can that be the title of this episode? I'm kinky colon, think you'll call it works great. So it's basically like picture you put your feet up on fine books while you're doing number two. And it helps sort of get the flow could use bodies use the Squaddie potty as the foot the stool, and he can climb up, turn himself around and sit down. It's unbelievable for a kid this young. I know. It's pretty it's a good skill. Like you know, to get Yeah, being impressed. You're constantly impressed by your own child. Do
you think that we do enough to teach kids around how to use your nose properly?
Well, he's he's a tip. If you're over the age of 12, and you pull your pants all the way down to the ground to a piece that you know, you're no, you fact that you've missed it. I saw a guy at the airport pants right down to the ground.
Like literally he's a kid. It looks like a status pie. It's funny, but he's the Where are you meant to peace out when you're going to a urinal? Yeah,
I mean, this is this is men problem. Why no one?
Well, I just don't know what you meant to I still don't completely understand I will tend to go to a full toilet over a urinal because my biggest concern is someone saying it's more that's actually second consent, if you could believe it. Now my first concern is that I piece on the wrong angle and so that it hits me Yeah, yeah. And I know you feel there is but is there a tactic? Am I missing a point and you meant to hit the curvature
anyway, so it's not straight wall. Don't just go if you squirted Gannon or what if you square the water pistol? Come back out? Yeah. So it's trying to get that sort of curvature on on the urinal or down low or sort of hitting it from an edge on the plastic. But you know, some of them have those fragrant thing. Yeah, if you hit on them, some of them, some of them, they basically disperse in all different ways.
Just not onto your pants. I just want to know but is there an actual hyper daily talk? show.com this is about like us we're going to get but is there as a specific way that I meant to be pissing at the urinal? Because Yeah, I just it's my biggest concern, especially now that I'm wearing these are the sitting down on the toilet. I don't sit down so but the these Lululemon shorts, which we've spoken about before, and how short they can get. Yeah,
but if you put a bit of water on them very noticeable. Yeah.
And so that would be my biggest concern. I get a little bit of anxiety if I'm going to a urinal that I might fucking accidentally spray a bit of piece on the beach. big possibility. Yeah,
but we talk. I don't know, because you're you're nearly 30 years old. You worry about that. Don't worry about it, too. I worry about what getting pissed on my pants. Yeah. Not the way you say no, not really, I kind of, you know me, I could convince myself that I didn't. It's not that's not a pitch.
And I'd be kind of convincing to everyone else are just a bit of fun. But a lot of the time, mine is mine. I get water on my hand and I just flick it everywhere. So I've got like, you end up white so you you're almost like creating a lie to be able to cover yourself. Correct. So it's like you purposely spray water on yourself. Just so even if you didn't have peace on yourself, you wouldn't know it blends in. Isn't that sort of fucked up?
If I i don't i think i don't know if I'd really fucked up
what would it take to really fuck up just your whole just soaking? Just Yeah, just submit. Yeah,
clipped clip my T shirt. And it's just shot back down my legs. You know that happened? Yeah,
it's happened maybe once before nightmare. Yeah, it's horrible. Unless Yeah, but anyway. Pataki hams going off like crazy. Yeah, multiple emails. Andrew wine. Kyle. Kyle specifically is from Ben Diego and he was actually asking around and he works in radio. He works at stereo and in India. He was asking the sales team about Pataki hams trying to scam some for us. Yeah,
well, I tried to escape some off my original contact a chaplain and and this is his response which blew my mind because it was very different back then I said, I said Kaka how I
I don't call me Cocker anymore.
I said Aliki Are you guys give me a hand anymore and he said he should.
dashes read the hams. Local promos are rare as ham these days. Good em, Pan butter ham you What does that mean? They're not doing promos. We used to do a lot of local promos. You know, the bakery, the local butcher, the local jewelers. So we'd be doing like promos in show with them sort of get you know, so be you'd get given a prize. It was quite creative. You would love to come to us. So Mother's Day jewelry shop. You guys come up with the creative of how to flog these presents. And so you'd be like, Great. Let's do like, you know, whatever they respond with those friendship bracelets. Let's, you know, test out some kind of friendship between you and your mom. Do you know each other? Well, you know,
that couldn't be that because it's regional. Everyone just has their own pig.
Not night. When I say regional. It's probably a stretch because they feel like that live in the city. It is the city Yeah. Shepherd in there is 50,000 in ridership. And I know he's when I say regional out of a city that is Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth. So it's like outside, it becomes regional.
It is actually just like sparking my interest, this idea of Hamza peaks. And how many hands? Do you have a p? Yeah. I mean, when
would you get like four links? Well, I
think that you'd get on the two big back legs. So they have the big ones. But I mean, this is the problem, right? You do ham chat. Yeah. And then you bring it back to the poor little pig. Yeah. And then you don't want to eat it. I was driving on the way back pre k would be would have something to say, Well, he's gone vegan. Yeah, he's slightly Abraham's and he's laugh. I'm sure I really
not at not
just me, I'm just amatory. I'm, well, I'm just saying it's probably a matinees life, therefore you've been a part of the process. Yeah. No, I mean, it's one thing to eat and then it's another thing to kill Yeah, base but I got pulled off hand for a week would didn't go any longer that when I was driving from champion, and I'm bringing bringing the ham chat. This could end that. I was in in the car. And I was in a Honda Civic so I was like, it's quite a low to the ground car. And I'm going along in this huge
truck races to call it a rice cooker. Is that a racist slur? Yeah, definitely. Okay. I'm sorry. That was a high school that was like every turn I realized because that's referring to there's a lot of Asians would drive them you know? Yeah, I'm so sorry. Is that that was common talk. Yeah, it was come and talk. Yeah, rice burner. You can say it. Yeah. So it was you know, I
am Honda Civic. And this big truck comes up next to me and it's like a livestock track and I look next to me I just say these huge fucking head just this big pig standing there with these be big guys looking so sad. And he's just looking at me and I was just all Fuck,
I couldn't look at him because pigs are so cute. Now I'd actually don't feel that good about like when you think about it too much and should we maybe we should be thinking about that stuff I'm waiting
yeah it's it's a tricky they're very different discussions and if we're trying to give away a ham
sorry the day I'm told Yeah. Which is why we can actually be sponsored by Pataki and we're having to go road because Pataki you that'd be guys loved the bit about Pataki. Yeah, less about the pigs. Yeah, cuz they're not getting much cut through. Yeah. What do you say lead? Very delayed. Very delayed, or the pig bear? What did I mean? What would be a vegetarian? If you were to do a vegetarian Christmas? You had to put on a bunch of dishes. What would you put on?
It Go carries.
Oh, that'd be that'd be fun. Like eggplant carries. Yeah,
but even skewers with different veggies on them. So it just it's like,
if you if you could do if it wasn't vegan or vegetarian Hello me would be on a lot of cheese. Yeah. Sweet. Potato Salad with a bunch of my Oh, yeah.
Oh, if it the bacon bit. Oh, yeah, that's that's the
chives instead some chives. Yeah, my job anyway. So the winner of the Pataki ham yet is Rob Ward, who he said the reason that he knew that he would be able to listen, be able to win was because he was listening at 1.5 times speed. And he knew that only a two and he started listening as soon as he got the notification of the episode. Yes. And he said that he knew that only someone who was at two times listening speed.
Good. Yeah. Right. He deserves the hand. He deserves a hand. So the update is, I'll tell you well, the whole thing was I had to win one to then give the second hand and away. Let me just say how many times that I call this morning? 13 times at 9:31am. Who do you call 13 2014 which is Nova. They have they've got hams giving them away. And then 941 another five calls. I do have an into the guy who actually is on a giving them away Troy Ellis, who's a lovely bloke, but the thing is you if you win it, you won't win it because of that. I remember back maybe 15 years ago, yes, a bigger car and a fair bit. We should actually try and find it but it was like
What was it around like? The Radio Star prize scam? Oh, and it was a whole bit on the radio personality had a mate. Yeah. And they'd like to let them know that hey, we're about to beat the farm or whatever.
that's not so what's the difference between what you're? Is this like, where you're stealing fruit at the shops?
On a and I've been trying to call so I'm going through the process. It'd be more like mate. Is there a time I can call it's such a it's such a low low price like it's not the the sacred sound where there's 10 grand up for grabs, and you're telling me the sacred sound. But that guy I messaged him shepherd and asked if his hands he was the only one who knew the sacred sound sound. He is the guy who created the sound. recorded the sound what was the sound? Something smashing something with a hammer. But the thing that he was smashing was unique. I just kept it was obscure and no and it was Yeah, for ages. No one could get
it. You're pushing back on me yesterday saying you say that you don't want this to be like a radio show. Yeah. And I've managed to turn it into a show we've covered secret sound. Petacchi him. It's Yeah, yeah,
we don't need it. What else is there?
So we can stop it. I mean, the ham does have connection. You've because people are wanting your hand but I'm actually looking forward to I wonder when Rob goes on holidays. Yeah.
So I'd like to deliver hand deliver a hand
could we like if you go real full on and you get some success and we can get some multiple hands. I think we've got a bit of an order of sort of delivery but one of the interesting things to the Andrew pointed out one of the Pataki email Yeah, he pointed out that Herald Sun Yes,
I doing right when one of 200 Pataki Christmas hand interesting. Herald Sun give me like 200
he's the problem, though. They'll make you go through some paywalls have to be
sure to 97 knows how to get past them. Yeah, we've said that before. I've got a really sad story. Okay, sad for our egos. Not for you. For myself and Stacey June who was on the podcast? Yeah.
Turns out no one was listening. Well, for the two and a half years, which we found out that we weren't actually going to last the second last day of me being on air in Shepperton. What was coming to the end of the year. That was December. Yeah,
it's Christmas time very much like American it would have been this this time. Next week. I reckon it was exactly the time and we were doing this thing where we were like Christmas drive like kids who are fortunate to have presence or get presence. Parents don't have money. It was like a Christmas drive or something we call it. So the idea was that within the Golden Valley and surrounding region, chi JV Yeah, the JV the great Valley. Cobra Machu Bonilla also. So what we did was, we picked a whole bunch of these places said great, we're going to be here at this time. 10am here at 2pm here at 3pm. And so we would rock out would be like yeah, we've been promoting it for weeks that people will get a you can come down you can donate some presents. Bring the kit you know bring it down bring the kids down they can can go to some some unfortunate child unfortunate some child who isn't fortunate to get any presents for Christmas. And we did it and it was depressing. There was about one person that rocked up to give us we spent hours driving around and in the main street just with the car there it was it was sad What did you What did you actually think in the moment what were the conversations in the car?
It was it was like fucking hell this is this is outrageous. Who do you blame? You're in those situations you always want to be like it
was good to go out there
you're getting good.
People would say people will say yeah, you know i mean if it when that we got one person
No, no. No, because the amount you spend on petrol Yeah, you could have company can you could have personally spent a
challenge it was just it's such a time where it is. You just
yeah, take your ego off the table because it breaks it right so what's the learning
just hard like in the regional radio Yeah, it's it's I don't know how you can really
learn from it. I don't know what I learned from there
other than that, we did it probably doing it's the most important thing saying we'll do it but we just wanted to pull the pin early everywhere we went without just hanging around like a bad smell to see
you connected out with like a Kmart or something was a part of some sort of retail thing
where you had to have buying from these
Kmart used to do the trade in a
target but here's the thing if you because it's it's cutthroat local business if they're not paying money that can't be on the radio. She can't be promoting btw if btw spending money with
so there's like politics with it but is that was that really a thing where they say guys stop fucking mentioning used because they're not giving us money? Yes. What was the exam guys and I
spend no spin to cut him off just like you can't you can't like we would we had
the lemming effect we talking about Pataki no spend Yeah, yeah, yeah, I spent Nope, I'm serious. I'm actually saying it now. Yeah, no spin no spin cut him off. You know what? I just had no idea what Robbie's not getting a Pataki we're gonna find out the most premium ham place there is better than Pataki. Yeah. And we're going to get them to sponsor it. I think that could be another tax given you having so much trouble with getting on the phone with Troy Ellis.
Well, you you were looking at for Troy's ass looking at for his job.
What does that mean? You were looking at? Yeah, yes, you're looking at freeze. So I had a friend say to me yesterday, she said that's a part ass. What is that referring to? Something's a bit negative. It is a bit of pile of ass. If you ever heard of a pile of ass? No,
it is a pint glass. Is it to say if you've got a pile of acid negative it's a bad thing. Yeah,
well, I don't know. Anyway, so that maybe that could be another tech. Maybe we're not going to give people that ham that I'm not gonna say anymore. Yeah, because no spend. Spend. I spend. I don't think we mentioned any brands. You know, spend? No. We haven't even mentioned the fizzy water. Absolutely. Do not spend no spend. Listen here no spend. No spend no mention no spin. No talk, no talk. Okay. I know this has been a very admin heavy day. But finally, an update on the book. I okay. What's this is marketing by hand. I am. If you just joined us, I am currently on a mission to right. Would you say rewrite? rewrite, scooter Derek said transcribe transcribed the entire Seth Godin, this is marketing book into my own handwriting. And we are auctioning that off
yet. It's no small feat.
The 31st of December is when it's happening. That is when the auction will be finalized. Its knees if you Yes, it is. And it's our 200 and 50th episode on that. And it's cool that it lands on user. Yeah, the question so Russkies executive producer has sent us through a setting up a website where we can do take actions, it's almost it looks a bit like an eBay type of deal. Yeah. So what do we like bids? Yeah, I like the idea if Mr. 97 could manager, we need to work out what we're going to do. He's already on a few other missions over why don't we do this, we'll have an HTML page will set up a domain name. So starting next week on Monday, yeah, there'll be a dedicated website where people can go they can see the Harrington mound and they can then email us to let us know in your mouth.
Okay, is there an Email button it should be like
we can work it out place to be able to minister to the show this episode. But that sounds good. So we by then we'll have a bite on the 31st the book will be done. I've currently done two chapter two chapters plus the authors nobody stood by I missed a day. I forgot to talk about it yesterday, but that night had missed doing the writing because I brought everything home all the paper, the pen, the pencil the role that I forgot the fucking ball. I knew is gonna be that. Yeah. And so I nearly got the audio book and just did that by No chance. It'll be too hard. Because I'm trying to get all the spelling right. Did you Have you made any mistakes here? I've made very, very subtle there's one time where I'm Miss A word. And I just write the word and put an arrow because it was on the second side of the page. So it would have been a real cluster fuck to go back and rewrite it I'd be annoyed so you got wiped out? No, no, it seems a bit cheap how old schools water Yeah, will you were wiped out straight like is yeah the most high? Yeah, well because you weren't allowed to have the proper stuff cuz you're sniffing
it's true maybe your school
I can't remember that being we had pins so they Is it a funny that they they made something a meta product that was really toxic and then they somehow worked out how to make it less toxic one
those trips was shit they were shoe Yeah,
even like myth. Oh, and like those they're still toxic. They worked out ways to make them so like a lot of them that took the alcohol out them. Oh, that cooking product vanilla essence used to have a high alcohol content
and to know what I used to do with it. Because I remember finding out at a Chinese restaurant they would always bring Yeah, the fried ice cream on fire. Yes. And I found out that it was vanilla essence how they did it? Yeah, so I
would just pour vanilla essence onto a pan just
wasn't home like the place up
less worrying about how kids a PC in urinals more worried by safety
OK, so the Pataki things done I guess. No fucking no name no name. No spin. No Name. No no spin. No mentioned most Yeah. Okay. Is that the thing? No. Spit. No, no spin. No. Say I spend know that we can do better than that. No spin. No,
no spin. No guy.
No spend know what something that rhymes system spend? Yeah, we'll work on it. Guys. What's happening here? Hi, the daily talk show.com if you got an email, maybe if you're having something relating to fruit happening in your life as well. But really, he's going to be working on set him the task around words. I'm happy to say it because we're taking him down. Yeah, if
we take him down if it be one stolen cashew at a time, yeah.
War this, I think that we should get all that fruit replaced at the very minimum. So we'll see what happens.
Tomorrow show. We've got a guest on Rupert, Rupert. Rupert says dude, if you've listened when I was up in the Australian outback grew up like literally hours and hours and hours from civilization. He said the whole radio thing we did promise go over the radio. Record calling in you. Does a good impersonation of himself. It's great. Rip it on the radio. Well, I have very much Outback band.
So any agricultural questions, maybe he maybe he's got an thoughts on the fruit thing.
Well, he probably have thoughts on livestock cattle and all of that. Yeah,
he had handled
he lived he grew up on a working cattle farm. Do you reckon maybe he could he might even have ham hookups.
Maybe because they're probably pretty fat white. That's okay. In the middle of Brisbane in the middle of Queensland. Sorry. It's like very, very, took me nine hours to get there from my house. So it's very far. And that was the point that we're here. Yeah.
Hi, the daily talk show.com if you want to send us an email, otherwise, we're off to turn the icon back on. Yeah. It's a daily talk show. Have a good one. So yeah.