- November 27, 2018
The Daily Talk Show — Tuesday November 27 (Ep 226) – Josh Janssen & Tommy Jackett
On today’s episode of The Daily Talk Show, we’re live from Tommy’s place in St Kilda. We chat about Train Driver Danny’s emails, Tommy thinks Josh should start Martial Arts and Bodhi and Amy visit the show!
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in the past it I mean, yeah, it's a different whole different century. Yeah. past what you've said. What's happening?
Look with? Let's be honest, the recording today has been hard due to finding batteries. With left, we've left our connexion our power adapter. Yeah. And so we
don't have that. So we're catawiki if I have you got a friend because I do have one in mind that says, to be honest, a lot. It's a crutch fries of his. It's not you.
Yeah, no, I think I think I could have been caught out of saying in a little bit.
No, I don't think you I don't think it's a go to for you. For me, I think the phrase To be honest, because the opposite was that you were lying to me and you're always lying to me to we'd saying, isn't it? Yeah, to be honest, it's not ideal to cut to cut the crap. We're going to email from Danny. Danny web
driver wasn't saying his last name. Who cares?
That fact in train driver, Danny, if I can try and drive it down, he injects swear words. We're not just saying we don't just swear like this, but he likes to call himself and sign off as fucking Danny.
I am. if I missed anything on social media, by the way,
yeah. Because update you're not on social media anymore. So I feel like I'm your gateway to this murky world of the social media.
And you were saying that you think maybe Mr. 97 could act as my liaison officer.
It's I think it's a genius way to have a young doing you do you work?
It was almost you humbling because you realise that you could easily become like I can't wait for the day that someone like messaged you messages you and says hey, can you tell Josh I'm not your middle man. Is that we can do your opinion push back. Oh, well,
wouldn't you rather Mr. 97 I eight score of 97. Someone who could put together a chorus he could come up with these is basically the easy correspondence more articulate,
I think is
exactly. We've had a big day. We've been on the phone with the Barefoot investor cooking up some projects. And and it's been a long day. We've done a lot of thinking and a lot of talking. And this is sort of the back end well I'm about to eat and go to bed. We are back at my place. So forgive me My son has just been to get these shots. He's immunisation I
want to find out about that because you were saying that it's actually cost you money not to have them but what's the deal with this? Fucking Danny Okay,
so there's there's two things here I've read you one of the emails. Yeah, the other one I felt like I wanted to save as a little
nugget and he's emailed us at the height the daily talk show.com
Yeah, so Danny's put the subject as Josh asked for it you know there's look at the smile know it says warning content for Josh hope Tommy in May so he's changed that Mr. 90 sevens nicknamed Amai. So saying this Well, I'm ready, daddy. So Joke's on me. Feet are so fucking gross. He said, who the fact licks them or gets often off on them?
fact that I never said anyone like no,
no, he's just making a point yet. I mean, he their own if you like. So for
people who are just joining us, I put out the call about a week ago where I said, talking about ingrown toenails. Yeah,
it's not your best gear that you've
Yeah, I've had one I spent a lot of little money and getting it fixed. Yeah. And I said if a listener could send me a photo of their in grown with the daily talk show written on a piece of paper.
Yeah, I'll do 50 bucks cash. You've lost the money.
He's actually send a photo right at Josh.
Not your ingrown toenail shot you wanted that it doesn't get better. It was a long time ago. Used to get infected and had nice. I didn't know the P word oozing out of us is such a bad word. The arrow is pointing to the sky where they cut the nail bed out to stop it growing on the right side and now grows really thick now. Especially on that side. So I keep it kept short. Or it will put holes shoes. Not little Phil no little silver no little sliver of nail for just for me Josh should I feel dude? Loving the party guys keep it up. Keep up the good work fucking Danny.
No, because I had a problem that I face.
That's real claim. Well, they've done a good job. They've ruined your foot. Yeah, mind what I was describing is every three months I've got this little fin that grows out. And I went out with a towel go back on the podcast. But here's the thing Dan is putting the effort you give me 50 bucks let's say the picture again. Okay, there's a tone is not
lose your your hand if it does look my
real token vibes. yet? No. Sorry, Danny. You've sent a picture with an arrow area I believe that it is his type unless No, gotta be daily talk show. Our God I'm sorry. Danny.
I'm sorry that you can sorry
that you had to go through the family out for a nice meal. And what was the other bit of feedback? He's other email.
Yeah, so Danny's I mean, this is something we've actually been talking about. And and he said I've been trying to get my mates to give the podcast the guy but I'm but I'm fact if I can find a way to describe it. I love Danny. Compensation sometimes with recording which is in our jingle sounds too wonky for my mates. Our only fact and train drivers after all, right? You more than that? You move people from A to B and back to a it's a it's a job. It's fucking I couldn't drive trying to save myself. You said I've tried saying it's just hard is it to drive a try and direct and
how to drive a car
can you stole a train? Or I have no idea
this has been thing I want I will fly up to wherever Danny is and go if we can just have a like a let's call it work experience getting the cab with Danny at the front. just cruising. I know we can do podcast from there because, you know, you find or anything. But I just wanted to experience
I'm curious about that. Like how I know. I'm sure it is there is quite hard
in Melvin trends, and not trying. But the different. A kid a young kid teenager riding the trends watching at the front so you're just standing in you can sort of look into the cabin to see what's going on. You worked out based on just observation over the time that it's been travelling on the tram how to drive it jumped in driver tramp
what like is an official?
No, no. Stop. The train is stolen. stolen. The tram is criminal
Yeah, but I guess well, I'm sure if you watched Danny you could at least get it going based on what he's done. So that's what they what
other types of things could you drive with applying you? Couldn't?
I've told you my friend who works for jitter just Tiger he said my I said to him how like what's the deal? Like he's hard to land these things? It's pretty much lends itself.
Fucking tiger. Who cares? how rough it
all the pilots are outsourcing the word?
I don't know. I close my eyes and happy.
Yeah, nobody said I've had the phone my phone go off when we're landings. Oh, kind of just lenses. Because you think in the movies, they're sort of steer. It's so big that it makes me uncomfortable. I was like, I think like, have you put Have you been on the plane and had this thinking? What if something went down? If you if everyone else around? You couldn't do it? Would you attempt to land the plane? If that's the only option you had it was either let it crash? Or actually jump in there. And get on the phone speaking with somebody? Okay, I'll run you through it. Would you give it a crack?
Yeah. But I've also been having a lot of moments in crowds. I don't know if this is some sort of triggered thing that's been happening. Anytime I'm in crowds, I imagined someone with a knife trying to attack and may like what I would do. I think that I run at them, I would actually go towards them so that they miss me as they try and like you know what I mean? Like if you run at them, and they try and swing and stab you, you're going to already be under them so you can tap on it. What do you reckon? jujitsu your fact? Or do you think I just run straight into the knife? In that case? I feel like you've never seen anyone do that. died. Like based on mine. I'm happy for you to
skip that one. If it's going down, I'll let
you run off the other way. I did level one self defence. What does that mean? Weiss. You didn't pass the first I didn't know they're just they didn't go any further than the two. But I know I learned the one thing I didn't learn is when you're in a Lyft or something like say you're in a car park. Yeah. Always just have your keys. Sort of in between your fingers ready to fucking stab someone
not do that. Not at all. He I've done. I've done kickboxing, Thai, Thai kickboxing, muy Thai. Normal boxing, I thought was I think you would actually be quite into like the way your brain works. I think you'd be quite into something. Martial Arts, because it's something you can get obsessed with. It's something you can sort of like, jujitsu. We should try some jujitsu. So it's like
the way to tear someone's belly button open with a ring.
It's not the way you think about jujitsu if you got come up against the guy who can who can who can't fight standing up.
what does that mean? So can't kick box or box so doesn't know how to like scrap. But you know, you don't know how to fight standing up. But you know jujitsu you've got to be versus one step. So muy Thai is a stand up sport versus down and fight jitsu. You is a ground sport. So it's like the rules of Muay Thai. You. You can't go to the ground and start punching each other and wrestling and choking each other. And this is life.
I grew up with three like,
okay, a better way to say it is if you knew jujitsu over it, that's the only ices I think you have a good chance of. Even if you were up against a guy who could fight standing out and it went to the ground, you'd you'd beat him because he won't know how to handle himself on the ground. So my point is, let's do jujitsu. We can wind down, it's only down. So I think it's a real technical like, it's a like,
it takes a lot of time. So I need to get him Dennis. I need to trip him over to get him down. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, but the takedown, so it's like it's it's not it's part of it. It's part of it.
So if I that's a problem like,
anyway, this is the countryside, this is the problem with like, you can't say to the person
stand up, set up. Well, everybody standing up you would think so. So I think there's an advantage of the person who can if you get into a tackle, which most street fights do, have you been anyone?
I had a I was at a 21st birthday party than the fight have ever been in. It was Did you punch someone in the head? No, I am. I was sitting down this guy was saying a while he was being real idiot. Yeah. He said, Why are you looking at me? Yeah, I said because you you're being an idiot. Yeah. And then why I went and sat down and he was drunk. He came back a few minutes later and said, pot throwing punches at me his backyard or the front. And so I was like sitting in a fucking plastic chair as you're doing very worn. And it was outside. And I then yelled out and said Daniel Daniel, a guy who I was at the party with who was a kickboxer the classic. I'll get my cousin on to you. The funny thing was he a cousin named was a cousin he was made on do you know, is a mate of mine who's from the Philippines. But Dave Thornton, I was working at the radio station at the time told him about it. And he did a whole bit about the fact that he believed that this guy managed to still outsource to Manila.
Good, good. It's funny, but did David come in and actually, Daniel, Daniel do a nice round how he started pushing back. But my son's coming home, crying, cry, but I will just go and say this is Danny This is Danny. I've tried saying it's just two nights talking about all sorts of shit with an interview thrown in occasionally doesn't have a match cut through. Surely a conversation sometimes with recording can't be the best you two or three he's given. Mr. 97 shout out can come up with and then he said maybe it should be a Redick rent topic. How do you describe us to potential newbies anyway? Finally, on days off, so it's beer o'clock for me. Happy fucking days boys. Wolf wolf.
Oh, we need I want to give Danny a wolf wolf t shirt.
What's, what's the boys
come up with an idea of how of how we can describe our show. But I think let's do this as a topic. And let's say I will put this up. Give us the how you describe us to other people. Yeah, I think that's a good one. Because we're still trying to work that out.
What's been the as we've got bowtie coming in, what's been is there been any real awkward moments where he's just been loud? And it hasn't like because this is obviously absolutely foreign. Yeah, but has there been any moments where it's just like in the shops is fine. It's fine.
Amy's had some bad times on the train is not the worst place to happen on the train on a busy pay count tram just a kid just like they do this like spaghetti thing. Like
they put their head back and arms out. And they just aren't there. But
Hello, who's that? Hello? Bodie. My
little monkey this be the first words he said. On the polygon. See, daddy. He's got a book that says as he had these needles, he had these needles. Oh, you got a book and I How can I hold it? And do you
want to say hello? Say hello daddy. Can you say Josh?
Mommy, Daddy, daddy. One key 345685789
he's a Josh.
Yeah. So he's got a book here. What does it say?
This is his new word. That's just in the last week can say thank you.
The microphone that happens marker for the microphone liquors in the business
of finding the voice that you it's it becomes like when you see parents as like I remember me is not a parent saying parents that this voice around their kids
say saving people do it with adults too. Yeah, no, no. The worst is the people who don't with their partners. Ah, can be a little slow. keoki
Have a boy Yeah, definitely say darling. Yeah, yeah. We
told my mom darling, she says darling. Hi, darling. And so it's we dive.
Right we double down? Yeah, we double down.
What are you saying?
What does that mean? You want some milk? You want some milk?
So but he's just gone ahead some shots?
Yeah, shots shots.
Daily guy, he's been very well behaved. Because he when you say shots, he's literally been stabbed a couple of times. So
maybe I can take the mark and I'll look out the body. But just that it's what's the fascinating thing has been money from the government and how tricky it's been to actually obtain money from the government. So I think like us work to parents working full time, how hard it is and how much time you have to actually put in. And it's not competing, not easy.
Just to get the money. So can you I must Can you explain? So what what's what's the deal? So they actually, you need to get these shots. Yeah, if your kid isn't vaccinated, and send a link will cut off the like payments, which sort of makes sense. But the where it becomes hard is TJ was saying that if the kids are sick, you can't get the the needle?
Yeah, so we went in twice. And Bodie, like had a bit of favour. And they were like, No, you can't. And so they sent us away. They're like, just come back when he's better.
But you just like we need the fucking cash. My CPA. He's fine. He's just gone for a run. That's why he's a bit hot. Yeah.
This week has just been a nightmare. I think it has something to do with my maiden name. still being like, not on any documentation because I've changed it all. But some of them I think I've erased it entirely. And some of them have kept it as a formerly known as and because of that. I haven't been able to link sent a link to my gov, which has my eye to and Medicare on it. Which means that I can't update any information because they've cut off like the standalone Central and plugins.
This is the shit. So the formerly known thing I guess that's what like Lady Gaga would have to deal with this shit all the time her trying to send a link. I'm guessing she's probably I don't know what her official name is. Stephanie some so can just quickly on the Trent on the tram thing. What's the worst? The worst situation you've had on the tram? With Bodie. He's,
he just loses his mind. And like, I've had people like, tap at me and those kind of things, and why are they coming back? Like because they think that I can like control the decisions that he's making. Um, but my favourite is he calls monkey money. And my favourite has been when he was going. And then he looked at me and everyone's like, looking at him. Because you know, it's quite on a trend. We can hear a kid like losing his mind. And he's like, I want money. And I'm like, yeah, we all do. And I just let it sit and didn't correct it. So I didn't tell people like, oh, money actually means monkey. And all these people like, like, how materialistic is you?
I remember the only time I've ever gotten angry at a kid was when I heard them have a full. He was having a full meltdown on the plane, but it was related to his iPad. And he was in a good enough like he was old enough to be able to go to bed and I feel like when it gets to the level that they can talk. I think it gets harder. I feel like he's age. You can't control what he's gonna do.
Yeah, it's tough like
myself on the trim yet?
No, he hasn't. He used to when he was younger.
like six months ago, he used to like poke whoever was was next to and just go, daddy. And it would make like often being gentlemen, it would make them so awkward. They're like, Oh,
like, just a handy moment. Oh, well, he's he's picked. Yeah.
So it's a little bit fun.
It was fun. Okay,
but I said fact. But yeah. Oh, yeah.
There's moments of fun. But after about like, five minutes, that's when he like, he really just, like, melts down and just screams and people kind of offer to help when he starts getting a bit like, Oh, hello, and play with him. And I'm like, now you don't understand. We're entering into like, he's gonna lose his mind no matter what. And they're trying to like, change. And at the end, he's just you know, how babies do that thing when they just don't want to be held anymore. And they like? And they just like squirm all over the place. And like, move the they're like, balance, like so you can't grow. Yeah. And just like scream and
she's singing the public. Yeah. Congratulations on your new job. Thank you. What's the biggest coming into the new job? What's sort of been the biggest learning last two days?
I think that
so many learnings I and I haven't had time to process them. Because you know, when you just start and you had just get so filled, but I guess just not expecting perfection from myself. From
Do you want to write a book? Yeah, well, he's
tapped my man. He's Well, he's just gonna
die. Yeah, it's good. thing. Here's the thing. suggestions for people around kids who are going mad.
You can't do anything. Yeah. Ill and
it's it's hard. I think it's painful. Like today at at barefoot, barefoot house. The baby was downstairs and the baby was in the room while we're doing stuff making noise. And I wasn't being triggered bucket tell that he was kind of triggered by and I totally know. You were so triggered by the sound of your own kid. Yeah. Whereas I'm like I do. My whole thing is like, I don't care.
Yeah. So I
think there's they have cut through to the parent because it's I
believe the other bit true where it's like, you get so used to it that you can start to ignore it. You do.
But you it's it's almost like an alert, right? Yeah. It's like, Why can he body crying from so far? I just like I know, he's little tone. I know what it like signalling, you know, so you get really attuned to like being the care of this kid. Yeah, it's almost like a sixth sense. But it's not. But you know what I mean? Like, I think, yeah, so I'm always on edge. When the child's around, it's hard to relax, even though you can sort of Bear Bear the meltdown. But you know, it doesn't really mean you can relax during the meltdown. It's
like friends who do working from home, but they have kids. And they've tried working from home. They actually was the boss. Yeah. It's so hard to do. I think they really I think they start off with like, Oh, yeah, work from home. And it'd be great. We can save one day a week in daycare costs. But it's just it's a full time. Like it's it becomes your number one focus. Yes.
Rob's your time, just back on the government, subsidy of government payments, centralization, that kind of stuff. You see why, I mean, for a family like ours, like even if we had a bit more money, you'd still want to have that government rebate helps so much. But you see why, the more money you make, it's like, you wouldn't even entertain Yeah, doing this stuff. Because it's so difficult. Do you think it's good that they do this? Or no, I don't think it's good that it's difficult is because I saying that I'm technically savvy I am to some degree, but I think it's like, it's getting confusing your neighbours, you know, have all these things in a row. Like, even they didn't know half the time. What was going on. So turned out. The reason it was fact was because Amy had on her my Gov. She had, she had sent a link connected, she had many bank connected, and she had her tax, it all connected. It didn't work. sibling wasn't, but she couldn't connect centre link because of the idea and maybe bank. And so the people on the other end, who are the Help link saying, we don't know this, and you get handed around. So they've built a system, the government have built a system that makes no sense. They don't even know how it really works. It's just like, they built this base and they need to fix it. They need to cater to it. And so people are, you know, at the mercy of it. And that's why you see that. I think it's it's good that it's complicated to just get caches someone who doesn't want to work. Yeah, it is hard for people. It makes it harder for people who actually can't work, or actually going through hard shit. You know, so the dope lighters, the manipulators. I always I've always used to hear that term dope larger. So now I've actually got friends have been on the dole, and they had to go in for weekly meetings. They had to have an action plan of how to get a job if you're actually willing to do that.
Yeah, it's a lot of work. That's a lot of work for big cash. That's not that much. I mean, the I found it interesting going into Australia Post which I'm really in there but trying to work out. So I got an A redirect. Because to the P o box pair box 400. Abbotsford Victoria if you want to send us anything razor I six, seven Yeah, is the postcode. But it turns out that I was meant to get my driver's licence delivered there because we're in flux with the way we're living. Hashtag homeless. But it turns out you can't Vic Roads will not radio, if even if you have a direct set up. They have to deliver direct to that address. So we never I never got the licence. Yeah, I think birdie telling you you gotta go.
Yeah. Do you want to go? What do you saying Baba? You want to book Josh? You saying Josh?
Look, Josh. What kind of book do you want Josh? That's a key say Josh.
doing us a favour by
saying What's that? What's that? I don't know what it's like. I think he's pointing it was that hey, shout out to Carl darnedest.
Yes, he said, Now this is an example of me being off social media. And you showed me Instagram on your phone this morning. Yes. ticker alert. He got stickers. Yeah, a sticker update. Not alert. That's when we give them away. No. calm. I had a funny video on his Instagram storeys and directed it to us and you missed it. But you did show it to me. He was very funny. What is he? What's his Instagram handle called Zonda. I'm sure you'll find it you you should be able to repost today even on the daily talk. You do that for me, please hope I hope I can. I hope
I haven't left light 24 hours.
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