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conversation sometimes worth recording with Josh Johnson and Tommy jacket. Happy Monday. Everyone. What's going on? It's the daily talk show.

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We had to Jeff. Jeff out on Friday. That was good fun. Yeah,

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I've got some. I got a nice message from my mom. Yeah. And maybe I'll just read here cuz I was gonna send it to Jeff. I'm not sure if my mom would want me to send as a Jeff. But it was nice. She said, darling. Just listen to Episode One Man Vol. with Jeff. Great, great, great. Give him a hug for me. He has such he's come such a long way and will do so much good in the world. That's nice. I just bought one of these cookies. Don't

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ever said that.

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They're not his cookies. Now. Anyway, if we learned anything. Yeah, well, doesn't rape any reward? A lot of people asking for stickers. Yeah, they will come out. Josh has promised until the 26 was to ship better get your emails through high at the daily talk. show.com. If you want a the daily talk show. sticker sticker.

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Also, thank you. For people who have been sending in photos of where they're listening. We've we've got Trevor long sent one where he's in like a This is embarrassing. I don't even know cars. Is that the Ferrari or is that a kidding me is a Lamborghini. You kidding me? What is that horse? You've got

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the horse. Exactly. It's the Ferrari horse. Ferrari's horses. Yeah, yeah.

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Tommy Lawrence. Please. Come in. Don't stress. We're just doing the show. They don't.

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squeaky fucking door. What? Let's get that fixed. Yeah, we know we will. Until then. We've got we also got wind will be any stickers. Michelle. Matt. Matt. He shown the. Like I said Matty then. Like I was at rosov. Maddie. Maddie. Maddie. Maddie. Thanks a lot. You're going into the stickers. Are you?

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I'm doing this. Yeah. Well, you you as many promises you've made on this. I you made another promise. And I have to fulfill the problem. I'm

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doing the Euro ones. So that counts. That's just Michelle. Michelle. Yeah. Yeah. Which is a breeze gonna be annoyed when I get to London. And we're running around trying to find a post box office.

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So if you just tuned to the show for the first time, Josh is about to embark on a four month trip around Europe. Yeah, you like for me? The feeling of going into like, I remember the day before I went on my trip to America for four weeks of fun. And I was not four months before weeks. I just felt so fucking good. That night. Like I felt bit anxious. So much going on. leaving everything the last minute. Yeah, but then I just remember the next morning.

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I feel a bit out of body. I think

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it's just the logistics of things we haven't we haven't organized where we've got a layover. So that the idea is that TJ and I recording a couple of episodes will have Amy tomorrow. Or Amy. Wednesday. We'll have we'll have Amy Tuesday. Yeah.

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And then on

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Wednesday. That's where I'll be live from London. Live from London on Thursday. And I'll be in Melbourne cold calls. Melvin say where it's cold. I guess it's hot. We need 29 degrees

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in London. It's pretty exceptional.

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But no. So we don't have we don't have anything booked for Singapore yet.

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And something that I would love you to try. And now you probably want but it's a we had some friends of ours from upstairs in our apartment. But guess what you're gonna sighs involves alcohol.

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I want you to inject. No, no. Nothing to do with our call. But I'd like you to drink some nice wines. Why

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he feels his Is it a trip will be cheaper that you don't drink. Yeah. Which is good. Because he can spin it another ship. But when you go overseas, different when you're in a different location. Obviously, when you're searching on the phone, it's pulling up localized apps or localize things meetup.com. Yeah, this dude was telling me that in New York, there's fucking the weirdest shit is the weirdest meetups just randomly you know just want to get together might not know people but you should check it out. Good for content eBay say. Yeah, I remember I reached I was speaking to a friend who lives in who was living in France. I told her that was a good way to find people well the neighbor said I mean he he sold it in with yeah it goes so far is that there's there was an ad on the one in New York you could just go around to this person's and watch porn. It was a porn meetup.

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Who's going to

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say like, Who the fuck is rocking out to that but the point being such a big city so much random shit so many people this is that this is the funny thing it's like

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we're talking about some of these things which you could 100% to it in Melbourne.

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So the phone made up Yeah, exactly. But I think it's some yeah

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yeah. No I'm not doing the made up I've got to meetup.com account banned and meetups and really that yeah it's just like all sorts of things technology you know content you and I once we once we get back once I get back yeah we should do some sort of Melbourne content made up but we don't

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want them to like networking events right we've talked about how they can feel a bit gross ego they everyone knows what they're up for it's like the case in the bowl party you go home with a little connection

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actually go Hi How does the actual keys were like so that's

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that's all to what you're describing like to tell you the truth and they made a three and I can't name Jackie but the keys in the ball the classic I didn't even know I'm just I've seen movies you get there you walk in with Bri you chalky keys in I will share the 30 we just we just putting the ones that have case so then it's like so the

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two I throw in my ATM landed yeah you would this is can be confusing because we've all Amy you bring I we all have to lend his

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gold and then it'd be obviously

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either the man says I'm leaving or the woman says I'm leaving the woman gets the keys on the way out and has a man companion so it's all like me the sex doesn't

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actually happen at the event

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this

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case the ball I thought the keys in the ball where you leave with a different partner so you put the case in the pole and you leave with another partner who draw

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it gets me It depends he's in Bo I'm just getting the it but okay that's interesting because I've never really key in bowl parties what's the instructions tea party may refer to a sex party a type of group sex event case singing was at signing key signing party and event which people present graphic keys to others that's not what we want no okay anyway it doesn't matter but um yeah no you're not doing any orders on that trip

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you are you going to Germany yeah I

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think we will he probably I mean you might end up in a room This one's going on there anyway just because do Germans are known for being sort of second pass over being six or six per se I use the term loosely level execs let's first well Amsterdam that's fucking that's all yeah

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there's a big going on there I mean it's what I've got the red light district just completely different Have you been there no

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i don't know i wonder around because you know you go overseas and then some like I wonder because obviously it's not like brain I would rock up to spearmint Rhino or whatever in Melbourne by one to buy spamming right that's right you gotta rock I'm talking How did you get that wrong? I said one day because I saw someone do a tweet yesterday saying just saw a guy going to spearmint Rhino with pajamas on gets down. Yes. That's what I was. Yeah,

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I think it

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was it was it you that I was saying? how sad it was one time when I have a Christmas So yeah, I use my fake ID my best. My James and I we had five days. We bought them online for what was it $35. You had to send a check. And it was from England. And they came back full holograms was like, but this is what knows quite hard to do this shit. So I would have been 16 when I got it. And we used it to get into a strip club when we're under age. And it was a small one on Glenn Huntley road. And I just remember when when you're going there and it was around Christmas it was the saddest thing to see the old men had brought Christmas presence and we're all waiting like and I just saw this exchange are sitting down looking at the bar and I just saw this old man just with this box of something it just looked like a big present and he was just handing it over and this girl was putting on

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our thanks travers or whatever it is and it was just so sad this guy must be a frequent I feel like with Jeff challenge show on Friday and Monday we've really gone full stripper brothels have we gone there? But that was it like, but trying to meet ups now. So I think that the reality is, is that I'm deaf. I'm not in the excited mode yet. I'm like,

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I mean, the I think that there's part of me that that's just not thinking about it. And then I'll get really, really excited. Like,

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once I've got once I've actually worked out what I haven't packed yet. So it's it's Monday at like, what time it's like after 5pm. Yeah, he I leave in about 14 hours time. Once you get this smell of the jet fuel, you know, in the air, you know, at the airport and user smell, just love airports, NATO people watching lots going on. You feel like Well, I guess you associate being in an airport. It's probably why is the same thing of why people hate hospitals. Because when you They probably see Yeah, when you're at an airport. You're probably traveling. You are traveling. Yeah, we they say somebody so it does. It's like yeah, bring back those feelings. Have you done? Have you done Europe, I've done London. And then I flew to Barcelona, and then back to London. And so use London's my base. And then I flew to Rome and then Florence on the train, and then back to Rome and flew out of there. If anyone

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has any recommendations. It's being super selfish. But if anyone has any recommendations of things to do in Europe, yeah.

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Well, if you've hired the daily talk, show.com if you've never emailed the show, we see where you're listening. We can we've got we're tracking Yeah, we've got people in Eastern Europe all over the place. We've got people in Japan I love that one. North South Korea but you're not going there. But there's people in grace that Alyson so there's a bunch of places Josh is going to grace so quiet all over Europe so if you just from Europe he might be near there and he can handle it for you a sticker yeah oh bring one of how many stickers I wind up creating I just had another story for my fake our data isn't it doesn't involve strip is gratitude involves trying to be kept girls? Okay. And this is

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where

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I think we're 16 at this point. And we're at this bar. They used to be the bar on chapel Street. Could frostbite it was head of its times.

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Fucking they had through. She said. like you'd look in and there'll be a wall with like, picture a Slurpee machine at 711. You see it sort of spinning 30 of those along the wall. Wow. blue green, red yellow cocktail total different flavored slushies. Yeah, our whole slushy yeah all alcohol and so that's yeah we were just my friend and I was like obsessed James and I sound guy we're obsessed with like we want to go first part and so he went in there and we were 16 talking to these girls at university well and there are yeah we're just calling them that were over age I don't know what was going to ever happen with so young and then all I remember is like my phone guy from my pocket and then just kept on going off and I was ignoring it and now I like sore and eyes Arkady say to go there? I was trying to chat up oh I've just gotta go take this and I go outside. Hi mom. Yeah, just to James's

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you entertain handcuff know if they've been hacker

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my brother was on remember, like tubs, you know, cubs. It's like it's the thing before Boy Scouts,

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Girl Scouts and cabs. My

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mighty brothers.

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My brother was doing cubs with a kid whose dad was a security guard. And for fun they thought they would put handcuffs on my brother James and nothing was Jersey is all the guy Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah.

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Anyway, mom was mortified because they they didn't have the K so that had to share to walk through the shopping center hang ups

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laid by the other kid. Yeah. With it with the security guard. Probably isn't really like I used to be into wanting to get a real pair of handcuffs. silly idea. We didn't you put handcuffs on your ankle.

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Episode Two. Yeah. When you have family rift

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didn't say them for four or five years? Because you put handcuffs like a little sheet on your ankle and pushed him over? Yeah. Can you push them into the barrel

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onto the bed? He couldn't get up. But he told me that it wasn't a praise. having dinner with her dad and she's dropping off the car. I just got a notification on my phone. Um. Yeah. No, that was like to leave that behind. Now. What other that the handcuff story was a half ago now? We've got more listeners. Now. We got more family listening. Why? Why? It's probably like, geez, what's going what's going wine? Happy to have you on to hear your side of the story. Why wasn't it I can be clean white wines a part of the family Yes. Yes. You've made the connection one thing that I haven't considered at all is the users shit to have to worry about them now not for I think turkey we do maybe two keep it not for the first three places that yeah so we should be fun Have you ever had any issues at a border and he sort of

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now I've had never already shoes but I once had when I was coming back from America I found some drama you know really remnants of drugs in my pocket

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on know that I had was just there and what happened you just

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it was not like nothing in it was like a bag that there would have been some stuff in it. And for some reason is in my pocket

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or not. But like that, the sheet that

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I can carefully select like if you're going to Southeast Asia or something. Eric is worse, like, bad enough. Like Like they picking up on that sheet. Yeah, I always get nervous going into the US because with all my camera equipment, because you're meant to have if you're doing documentary type stuff. There's a specific media

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these are that you need to get. Yeah, I've never gotten one I've always gone under as a work trip or whatever. And we'll be doing doc own esque style stuff. But I've never gone to the effort of trying to do the whole journey. No thing we if you go to the States, they they want to know if you they're working. And so you try and that's what I got told when I was going on. They don't say you were not that I was where he would just like avoid even entertaining. Any idea that you're doing some filming or something. Yeah, because it's

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like okay, now point put holes in it. You know, that's a job I probably couldn't do is one of the like, the blank faces. Nope, half of them don't have personality border people. You know, it's just like this show. What are you doing here? Why like they looking for something. Yeah,

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it's, it's, it's interesting. I've had some interesting experiences in regards to borders and stuff like that. When I went to London it was through host I arrived in Heathrow from Pakistan I think we went through Qatar maybe and I had a crazy neck be I'd been growing and the the guy was asking me where I just being in Pakistan and I couldn't remember I went blank really. And it was just like one of those like a little bit I was little bit stressed and because I was mainly worried about like the filming sorts of the show, 40 kilos carry on luggage bag full of you camera gear. Exactly. And I couldn't remember the hall was the city that I filmed in I couldn't remember anyway they he asked me about my bead and why we got the beat literally because I'm just lazy but they ended up calling over the Federal Police and pulling me aside and having a conversation and then when I went once the leaving Heathrow to go to the US A few days later,

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I will getting onto the plane. So we've been through security or that sort of thing. Getting onto the plane. My boarding pass double beeps I got really excited and nice on the guy who I was traveling with was a couple we weren't lined up together. He was behind like a few behind me. And I was like, Man, I'm about to get a fucking upgrade. This is great. Like and turns turns out, they said, I'll just come this way. And they took us into this sort of separate area got me to take all my shoes off. And they didn't stand, you know, pants down. But I got me to do a random tech. they they they tested me right before getting on the plane, which was strange. And then when I got to the US and I think that part of the reason was because we were doing a little one way flights. It's also around and so they when I was in the US I was on the secondary screening list, which apparently didn't happen that much. But it was on the boarding pass. There was s s s s four S's and that just meant secondary screening. So anytime I went through TSA Oh, the eight domestic domestic flights that I went on in the US every single one of them

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when I would present my boarding pass a TSA officer would have to take me through do go through the normal security then that would pat me down

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it was it did they get Did you get through quick because our

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not like white to wait in line anyway. Why did lie but they hang

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on? Was it just because you putrid neck be hit? Well, yeah,

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it was because of the the flight path because we were flying around the world and because we went to Pakistan and yeah, you know, a lot of sort of

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Muslim countries. I guess that sort of flat they think you thought I was a terrorist or something? Probably just because you'd be Yeah, and and who was the what country did you because in Doha, you say that they asked you where do you think what's your bead Heathrow? Heathrow Okay, they're pretty suspicious there yeah I've had a bit go on there yeah

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and so

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yeah look I didn't mind it that much. But the biggest problem was when we were in Alabama and my mate nice on was he's a US citizen he said you got to shoot a gun once it was very funny about he's like you can't post about it on social media I don't want anyone because you know it can be pretty divisive the whole gun thing and completely agree in regards to the gun laws in the state of fact I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll say Josh with a shot I'm 47 ak 47 so I we got some fucking there was like Osama bin lot actually no it wasn't assembly line we got some I think it wasn't zombies basically you we went to a

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place in Alabama actually I'll tell you an extra bit of the story which is probably not great but we first went to Florida there was a place called gun world and nice on next toy world he would think so huge right huge sort of range and it was it was like a real sort of franchise type one and we

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we were going in and filling out the paperwork and they asked for ID and I gave my passport and they basically said that six weeks earlier they just new laws which said that non citizens couldn't be in the gun range area so you can't even go like no I'm lucky not shoot the gun you can't even go behind the glass and nice and said are come up like this was gonna be experience for my resume. Is there anything we could do is an American citizen yeah and he said they said our look we're like a big company so when we follow it all by the rules and there but most places wouldn't know about this. So that was where we ended up in Alabama and it wasn't like we flew to Alabama for this but we'll just we'll filming all over the country and ended up in Alabama driving past we had a break in filming and we saw a gun range what it costs to go in I wasn't wasn't that expensive no sound good up for me but uh it was scared the fuck out of me and like just the loud banging and stuff and just like

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but anyway I shut up you know, shot a few guns all that sort of thing and

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the next day I had I had a flight and it did we did the secondary screening type stuff went through one of the things that they do during the secondary screening is they also swab all of your all your gadgets it's all that sort of thing I they swapped my laptop and do do do do the gunpowder residue or something had was on the laptop really from because I've gone from using the gun hand to me yeah yeah yeah so they ended up having to do a third screening where they basically took me behind like into a separate room it was like I was like what's what's going on here what's about to happen but they ended up just they normally use the back of their hand when they get to see junk like to just fucking sort of tap it like some sort of real like I'm just doing it has that yeah they're just fucking tapping my that right kinds of feel

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not bad

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no major why I like to instill touching a crazy

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yeah so I that so for the third screening actually go the other hand you not yes so this means okay with fans something we need to go back and check yeah they're like hey we found something so we just need to be a little bit more thorough so they go so hopefully I don't have anything like that No sweat you smooth sailing it's nice just being on a holiday this time not having to worry about that sort of shoe Tel Aviv so Israel full on going through full on do they stamp your passport

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I can't remember sometimes I'll

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give you a little bit piece of paper that they'll stamp especially if you're going to Islamic countries and stuff like that you might have trouble they won't stamp your passport because they know that you might have trouble getting in somewhere else

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I'm not sure the reason behind it but I just know mated have done it and they have not had the Israel stamp within the actual passport because it can create issues when you're traveling around there's something about when you are in the new place just the and you take it for granted when you are in your home town and you just know every you know the directions you know where you are you can you've got a bird's eye view of like a map of where you are how you get home and all of that stuff and that just goes out the window sensor directions fact yeah and you just looking left and right guy which way but I'm

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planning on not using my mobile phone as much

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good luck

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there What do you think maps on it? Well that's

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the fucking problem. Yeah,

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well you can you can download an app like to you through Google Maps you can actually you press proximity you press OK Google you type in OK Google okay go into always OK Google can actually use your Maps app

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or your Google Maps app you can press the OK you can type in I think it's OK Google me just this is a way to set it so you can download say like 50 kilometer yeah I think it's typing I'm gonna try it now but yeah I don't know I don't want to be using my

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my phone as much just sitting you notifications not to be fighting going off non stop while you're okay good

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okay maps maybe this is painful the different time zones ship will be going off and it will be so relevant to ok maps okay Matt so you type in ok maps and then it's giving me a box I can sort of zoom out and so for me to I can zoom out or you can't go that far you can go so basically Victoria yeah Victoria this style shy to Tasmania and yeah basically started of Tyrese will take 1.7 gigs

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and then you hit download and you hit download and then it means that any way that you are you don't have to worry about having phone reception just download that now. It wouldn't be that quick take a little bit time I just press Cancel but handy okay. maps in the Google App there's a there's a tech tip of the week you're taking a Kindle with you and I saw it's probably I mean fucking unbelievable technology Kindle

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now this is not rocket science. But it's pretty saves you from carrying 40 books with you. As I'm To be clear, I'm not that fast. I nearly crashed the other day I was driving along and look over this woman had this book in her hand and all I could see was the word vagina on a name so it's just like this huge rotting vagina and I was that one a book on the front cover of the book. Okay. And and so as I was driving, I was driving and I wish she was walking while reading. Okay, so she was rather than being on a phone she was cruising along reading and just had vagina. Huge vagina on the front. She takes text and I looked it up and I found the cover of what it was terrible good. The Vagina Monologues night I had a photo here okay. There's no vagina on the front. She's

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smart. The episode Sorry about that. She's but yeah, it's called The Vagina Monologues. A woman wrote a book about

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women in their vaginas. Have you ever thought about writing a book

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I can't fucking right to sort of like with you know what I've if people listen to this podcast over the five years that we if if we do a five E's they could easily write a book for me. So Gary Vee does doesn't he just gets people to transcribe what they say. But you said to me last week, I want to write a book. I might write a book while I'm away. Yeah.

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Do you think is boring to think of like, I don't think it could be. It's obviously not a memoir. Because I haven't believed to live to write a memoir. But I feel like I've got a lot of stories that I want to

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I was telling us Sam Mack who he's episodes coming out this week, Friday, 29th this year for the 2500 it was saying that he has these things come to him from Todd his time working as a weather guy on CHANNEL SEVEN that he just writes a little bits that could form something later on. Just send himself a name out

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of an email every week. never write it in iCloud and notes.

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But maybe, yeah, I don't know. You're gonna find what works for you. But yeah, he

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doesn't every day. What happens while you're away stories? Yeah, yeah, I wonder I've gotten zero expectations around what it's gonna be a book

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the whole fucking trip. I think that the biggest key for me, and I think what Bray is nervous on is that I'm not going to fucking switch off and that the idea was that this was like, you know, we don't know what's gonna happen. We don't know. Like, you know, I was sort of saying, you know, you know, six months ago saying maybe we just keep traveling and keep going and where we for three years, but now that you and I are doing a thing of sort of Ryan did in a little bit, which I think it's good. It means that we can it's a little bit more

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maybe it's less risky because I know that we were coming back to something and we're going to be doing something Yeah,

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I think that's half the time when stuff happens in life when you almost have something set in stone whether it be loose, like we could keep traveling Yeah, we're free but it's when you start realizing the shit that you actually want to do other stuff aligns

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fact closing a loophole, not closing a loophole. Fucking update Sandra, Sally. Oh, yes. fact we haven't even had a chance because of the Friday's episode which was with a Jeff Jalan, which when we do where every Friday. From now on. You can expect a guest throughout the whole time that I'm away with least got 10 episodes of that which will be exciting. And we did an episode called Sandra if you're listening, which we didn't have. She hadn't written to us then. But what we had her that Sandra head down became a subscriber of the podcast. Yeah, well, the show's wizard Dr. Jason Fox was doing a conference with her in Sydney and just said hey, gotta get on this whole the daily talk show

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bandwagon. And so yeah, we got it we got a tweet from Sandra selling would she say again?

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She said r ky LEDs? I did tune in last night cry facing Yes. Thumbs up. Count me in for Episode 200. 200

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it's happening just before we go You and I on the weekend filming some content and on the way there so a road rage incident

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look at Joshua's Instagram account at Josh Johnson yeah he was fucking he was a wild unit that guy yeah well the video has had a few views and i i called Victoria Police about it. They said unless the victim comes forward there's nothing I can do. Which is sort of bullshit I mean, if you're a road Roger it gives you how if you are on the receiving end it gives a fuck Ohio people

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if you're in the car right now just settled the fact down haha seriously. When any if I go into the right line don't fucking put your higher beings on if I'm like 20 meters away. It's constantly people are fucking idiots. It was you prevail. high beams are beeping I think high beams is they're both fucking of noxious anyway it's a daily talk show everyone hi the daily talk show.com if you want to send us any emails last day to get stickers so subject line stickers with your address in the body and we've got my wife on tomorrow show yeah and then I'll be coming from you from coming from you I'll be I'll be coming from London know

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we'll be doing an episode live sort of the corner on the day while Josh is in London I'm in Melbourne yeah and then released to you

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maybe you feel free to send through any suggestions of or any questions you have for us to what are you liking what if I can hiding we like hearing from you have a good one guys. Hey guys.