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Daily talk show everyone Episode 50 5060

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it was 60. What are we up to? 7077 70

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faculty always turn on the market. Vine was literally blank. We've got this far because we've got here so quickly with 77 because I don't remember saying 77 Well, it's 77. What is up people? Yeah,

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it's we're currently at Tommy's office is big going on here today. So yeah, few drills happening. So if you hear any, like fire drills as like people with machinery how

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annoying it though is when you work for big businesses yeah those fucking fire drills

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Alright everyone the fire water let's do this is just a safety drew I was in a hospital the other day filming and the receptionist the fire alarm went off and she wasn't getting up and she was like up right what was what happened like the fire alarm fucking went off and she just was making the coal as if like this happens a bit so don't bother I was like man you guys can all die but I'm

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not you had your iPhone out you affected or I guys is Josh jazzy covering the fire now that's may have to just on that pulling phones out Have

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I told you about

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I saw a woman get hit by a car No

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I haven't told you so I've been at here's the thing right I hold off on telling you interesting things that are happening in my life but they're not forget to tell you them on the podcast because I'm saving them for the podcast and then I just don't fucking bring it it's like I find chocolate months later that brace hidden that she forgot where she had sort of that type of thing. Yes. Okay so you saw a lady get hit by car

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yes I was at

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South off parked and was walking and just heard this earth it was so fucking loud it sounded like a car accident like two cars colliding and I looked over and I saw a must have the sound and then I must have like got a fright and look really quickly because I looked over and the woman was still a slightly airborne and she had just got t bone so like she was going across an intersection yeah she had must have had the lights like the the walk person she was on a bike and she just got cleaned up by cab a seal vocab. And

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today's episode brought to you by silver cab we're announcing we're doing we're doing promos, so

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so so so here's what happened. She's just going down, hit the ground. And she wasn't unconscious, which was good. She was like, so you just went over there. And I just it was 30 meters for me. because too many people over there. Yeah, but what I did notice was heard. She was like, oh, and the cab driver jumping out helping and these fucking moron had his phone out and was abusing the cap driving, you fucking idiot. And was like holding the camera in his face. And I thought instantly I was like this jerk has pulled out his phone because he thinks the cab cab driver is going to do a fucking Yeah, a dodgy. Yeah, and I get him trying to sort of make sure he's recording the moment but this poor cab driver was trying to help this woman he moved the bike off the road. He was down trying to help and he's this asshole in his lycra, just holding his phone abusing the cab driver yeah he didn't give a shit about the girl in the grand yeah

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I you know me I can feel everything yeah but I feel like draw the line when something serious happens not like a fire

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the fire vi may know him was in the house I thought it was quite good yeah good content but not abusing I reckon if I was to summarize it like you do pick it apart projecting

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no I reckon he was like sinking aka he's these cab driver of you know a nationality that we could be quite dodgy and he's like trying to catch this guy out there was those vibes are like he this guy's like fucked up is almost like race it was almost like a racist totally wrecking it was yeah and he's just saying like and so anyway the Ambrose came I reckon she'd be fine she was as white as a ghost shock anyway that was my character and story it was fucking it's pretty eerie yeah it's a I'm

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pretty I'm pretty loose when it comes to crossing roads Brie will stop like if if I'm walking and I have right of way huh oh cross I really I'm sort of like you know what I'm oh it's almost like I'm fucking asking for Come on idiots like hit me whereas Bray will if she sees a car coming that's going a bit quick she'll like and where it a zebra crossing where chasm into giveaway stop where is it had cars slam on the brakes because I might or if I quit just because like the faster you go the quicker you're gonna jump out you know

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I was talking to Tommy day who we're going to have on the podcast my night primal Yeah. On problem and yet we were talking this morning at the gym about and I told him the story about the character. Yeah, and he was saying you are fucking noticed heaps of cyclists now wearing GoPros and stuff and he said what he's taken. It was not Oh, that's cool. It was they wearing them to catch somebody. Yeah, and I think it's like CCTV cameras in cars. The dashboard dash cams. It's now a thing to catch somebody so the reason I thought that was you it's almost like I get that feeling I walk out in the ride that she fucking day motherfucker.

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My walkway for GoPros on

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fucking me. Hit me with something in Whiting to capture Yes. Yeah. Because you feel like, You're not my fucking Yeah.

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I've got Grice's that you know, what I was literally thinking on the drive he I saw a cyclist who was sort of a casual cyclist and he was riding without holding the handlebars just casually and I had a self reflective moment whenever I say anyone doing that I hope there's a pothole like I hope they stand and I think like maybe that's me projected like I was thinking about I'm like why is it that I want him I don't want to like him to get seriously injured by just want him to never like golf the handlebars again order and can you do it? No, no, you ride a bike and use my hands. I can barely ride a bike let alone using like it. No. Why would I do that? Because it's just you've gotten bumps. If you get one fact. And it's just a dangerous thing. I get it. Do you not think about that? You don't think like if you saw a cyclist? Not now man. Man I hope this guy Cody What do you think about when you say that depends on it. Like it doesn't even come into my mind I really

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do it if I'm on the barcode usually rock in our hands I like it it's fun like you got to be confident right it'd be doing there Have you ever had any public stacks oh man I was I was on my bike I've had a public sex because I used to go to this Skype ball at this one time dropping into the ball the ball was maybe two and a half meters high probably had this wall yet to support the podcast is really appreciate the wall reference I'm giving

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to Yahoo is it's one of your literally about to say I'm near a tomato. Yeah, we fact

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my office has a really cool wall that I've built with old palettes. That's very cool. Anyway, it's about the size of that and I dropped in and my helmet was wonky and luckily it was wonky because I fell from the top to the bottom and I smashed this side of my face but the helmet sleep down and protect my face. Another time I was writing down chapel straight and I got caught on the fucking tram track. And also I didn't have my helmet on and my knee went into my helmet because it was hanging on the bars and so sort of like a picture like knee goes up goes down into the helmet rips me down as I've got my fucking thing caught in the as I got my wheel caught in the trap track and this car had to slam on its brakes behind me I think that like there's more it's more the embarrassing stuff around it like but I was super embarrassed I was in for that one I was in the middle of the road and I nearly ran over

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yeah at least paper like what are you doing why nearly got hit by I think I might have spoken about it on an early early episode looked at the wrong Johnston straight me where I leave the fucking lines change ways depending on the time of day looks the wrong way and they got fucking taken out by car I was just like I was like fucking sweating just like you feel feel great because you know like is you're a bit embarrassed to because the person's had to put their horn on and slam on their brightness and it's interesting seeing people in a moment where they do something like that and how he the reaction of embarrassment yeah

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and like when you walk here alone I always do me gives me shit I trip and I just turned into a little

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less embarrassing than saving like a dedicated trip I tripped over twice last night filming and they had lives on the the the ground like that was sort of pointing up to the photo wall and finally like in part of me was just like oh you know what I'm just gonna act you're gonna laugh laugh it off first time after about a second time I might to fucking on this issue as if it's fucking dangerous laughs and then they start getting fucking angry but I would say you're like

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I guess the best way I describe is you would look like a giraffe trying to do park or enter that you're I was also wearing my easy read

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yeah good drives a big an old you'll be an ambit awkward and then check a few obstacles in and looked to me we have about this the other day. You know you're talking about the you told off the guy who flicked a cigarette I said he was gross or something I would say

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even better right? According to grab

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grab your fucking grub grub. You ride your fucking Ratan dog now anyway, just grabbed my phone and I saw a guy flick. He's cigarette just on the ground awaken go I was walking with Bray and I was like what the fuck? And I started like walking faster. I'm like I'm gonna say some prayers I'm not dying and I didn't because she's like what are you going to? Is that going to change his mind and that it reminded me of the person who got

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another person who had a go at me for using a non recyclable cap you know through the Instagram dams and I was like you know what I don't I'm not that fucking guy like it though Do you think it's my my story that's in carries yeah was it was literally like you know what we're we're tracking we're on a mission we're gonna fucking stop these idiots yeah

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because Charlie James his brother yeah he told me after he heard our podcast where I tell the story of the grub yeah that he fucking wind down his window went off at somebody if you're doing the same thing I'm sure I'm spreading the fucking the environmental love here

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mental love or we all on high alert for finding out if anyone does anything wrong any opportunity to have a fucking good yell because that's what that cyclist would like the guy with the lion craft filming yeah to essentially what he's doing and he's just fucking he's a hype to that you know I am a few years ago I was working from home and there was a Korean told this story and he chucked out a bunch of rubbish grab yeah and so I managed I took a photo at the time of the rubbish on the ground and I happened to when I took the photo he chucked out more rubbish and so I had a live video because the the photo live fucking function on the iPhone so I basically created this animated GIF of this guy in this truck chucking out rabbit it's just not gonna post it What was it wasn't as opposed to like come on out to find people plays it was it was another company I can't remember the guy I'm sure the guy but you define them in the man yeah and you posted about it well it's not defamation if it's true then I wasn't defaming woke up but it wasn't supposed to do is is trying to get the facts howdy

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okay who the little bag well okay well anyway,

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let's get bogged down I

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think there is a bit of that but I think there's some things in life that you just shouldn't talk and do and one of them is Lisa liar it is a complete lack of thought for sure if you don't pick it up if you don't disregard it yeah if you don't get rid of in the Rottweiler the fox doing it some other pole blog Well, that's what the thing is with, like dog shift and stuff like I think I've spoken about that with the saying a guy dies dog sheet and then I sort of slow down safely pick it up he rough oldies, if I can bang and then as soon as I walk past he walked away. So you think I should do this or not. There is a dog she problem going on in my apartment block, because my apartment goes from one straight and you can walk through. Yeah, to the car park at the back. Which is another straight. Yeah. And so people use it as a cutthroat when they go into the park. Yeah, and there's been some huge dog sheets in the path that people are using as a cut through I see there's only two dogs one's a small jack Russell Yeah. Now there's a big fucking Steffi. Yeah, and the old dude who walks it and I was thinking you haven't caught them red handed, so I can't pull one of them aside but I thought what about this assign? Yeah, that just says like, it's clearly for someone walking through. Yeah, if you dog sheets, clean it up. Yeah. What do you think?

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I think that's good. I mean, I do worry that we getting bogged down are these things important because I do enjoy I like the idea of catching people out like I don't know if you've watched the lightest light is Casey Neistat now video he reviews a spy camera it's a water bottle fake bought a bottle you for having no Well, I was like, oh geez, that would be fun to buy the and he's like, I don't know what sort of creep would need this ice.

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JACK did it for years

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ago. Right? Oh, fucking. I won't. I won't buy it. No, it's definitely

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man. I've been down a rabbit hole of a Instagram page of a doorbell that has a camera on it. It is linked to Wi Fi. So go straight to your phone. You could use my nest solution like I could give you that to us. But these

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are will point it to get the to get the dog shit people to catch them. Yeah, yeah, I think Have you ever caught someone out? Well, we spoke about the other day. This is a problem with doing 77 episodes. We've talked about fucking everything but the property manager of trying to think what else I'm sure there's been other cases you had my my bike bike alarm stolen by off fact. That was a that was a big one. But I do enjoy surveillance.

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We keep coming back to it because I'm so fucking into it. Are you going to close up shop with the production company and open up a Do you think it's creepy? Can you work in surveillance and not be creepy

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if it's the job? I don't think it's that creepy. But if you self employed

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you just you just sort of well until you land

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contract. It's probably saying as a bit creepy. Yeah, it's it's like anything when you lie before you've actually had a job on TV presenting, holing yourself a TV presenter will you not actually not a not a TV you know, but if you're a TV presenter, you're not a creep just hanging around someone's life in touch with Kanye presenting but no I get it I get it. It'll be nice. I would like to have a spot like a Yeah Do you know my mom has a friend who was in my five What is it my father to like the English secret fucking spy agent see this is like this is similar to a CI yeah but she couldn't ever talk about it she mom would always be like so what do you do and they just actually sworn it just don't talk about it whatsoever yeah I've got my maintenance person I feel like in another time when we're talking about crates don't bring

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me like that seems like a lovely guy nice and I feel like if he could have any occupation i'd love him to be a Mall Cop Mall Cop because he's always I feel like I remember he he's always got stories around He's nearly become a cop or how when he was working in East Timor he was approached by like I get the government to work for the federal play like all these sort of like he just loves anything that's a bit sort of copper lighted and did he have any nice never done any come on that's what like I sort of

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yeah I do imagine him sort of in a in a uniform well while we're on the topic for anyone listening if you have a contact I'm sure we could dig into it yeah Josh you get a bit creepy that digging around but if you have a contact if someone even just like the not like within the Secret Service you know that kind of shit what's the coolest job in the world well I let me get my plug out

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so if you have one knows what you're going to say email as high at the daily talk show.com if you

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spy

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someone might have been distracted by you just being impatient about me getting out the planet and that that was good so yeah if you know anyone who was like maybe even a self employed and have your own investigation business yeah

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give Josh and fucking point is that's all I'm saying

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yeah but I don't know like I guess you have to be registered

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maybe you do this is the sheet we want to find out

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so

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bored myself with the job one by one and what sort of you got any licenses what the licenses I was going through a time obsession obsessing about having different licenses for I've got my boat license gone I my power watercraft license so I can drive a jet ski is that differently about license or have you just have to say needs in addition on different card NASA satellites just has a pw say on

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that Warcraft but anyway that's a bad as I think your interest is in people who have lots of licenses. You've got one Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, I've got my car but like I would love pyrotechnics license would love

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you. Yeah, just like just feeling like empowered to do anything like fly applying. If I can have good would it be to be applying have a plan license

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actually driving the pipeline? It depends. Like, I've got a they're all my PTA clients. One was a scientist used to work for like deep heat making the the Dinka like the DP

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it's like Dana says like a gel that goes really hot and she was a scientist that worked on the formulas and shoot for that call, quit a job became a Pyro technician. Oh, that's cool. She's just super into it. Yeah,

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the thing is that it's less glamorous than what you think because I was going to do the whole power technician thing and then I got pyrotechnics on my you 12 film and so like all these shit kickers basically like cabling and stuff like because you just like it doesn't matter what the weather is you've got to be freaking out there like wiring shut up I mean what you can learn from that is every job has that has it ship it has it should bit and you've got to get through those sheets to start with to get to the the guy who sits behind the thing guy I'll just press the fact and red button you guys know work this is the fun bit do

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it wouldn't be it wouldn't I think wide to watch you stick at it Why didn't you what what was the lesson out of this

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ya know I think the thing was to I want it like if I was doing that day in day out so I want license that I can just pull I don't want to be fucking flying a plane every day but if on like a Saturday I feel like flying a plane it'd be fucking grind or how sequitur be just a mates birthday been like bro got your present come out here? 10 grands worth of fireworks. Boom. Just like

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I think the thought of it is better than the reality of it. And it's like any of those things that the reason you do your power techniques cause I would guess is because the interest isn't there. enough to do the sheet. What about the drones? How far along? Did you look at the getting a drone line? I looked at the amount that was three grand. Yeah, three and a half. Four and a half thousand dollars. Yeah,

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the process is too annoying. And for me, I like flying a drone. But like being fucking restricted. All this bullshit you have to go through. That's the

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whole thing is if you get a license, then you have to be responsible. You can't say I didn't know that. The three ideas come through this one. Yeah, yeah.

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A security guy can't just fly. Kick somebody and go, Oh, no, that's the thing, isn't it? You can't walk. If a security guard at a venue is also a fighter. It doesn't matter. Like you. You cannot do that. Or if it's like a fit gets caught punching out somebody like the job as a father, you fucking no difference. You know, the difference between a ring in it. It's just quickly the secure. I feel like, I remember this, that if you're a security guard, and if you like

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hit someone, you're in more trouble.

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But security at PayPal. Yeah, I'm saying there was a massive racket with getting a security license was a company that opened up. So there's like all these people coming over to live in Australia. And they were going up to Queensland to get their license and coming back to to realize security license. Yeah, so they like the this guy that it was like, on a current affair. And they looked into this dude. And I was fascinated by it because he'd found this loophole or is like, if you run the courses out of Queensland, in Queensland, you only need to do this and what you can do is go up and get a Queensland license, come down to Victoria and transition. So, like Victoria was strict, stricter or like the process was harder and longer. And so these people were coming to Australia In fact, let's just go to go get a quick license, come back down to Melbourne. And then I can work I wonder

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you know, that gets me thinking about like people who move from overseas and move from a different country you know how they can't

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necessarily work in that field, not sort of thing you know, like, save your fucking doctor from one can go with any town to it. Like super common, right? Lot of indicator indicator educated Indian, you know,

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come to Australia that lawyers and bankers, lawyers and doctors and then I fuck the if it's useless here. Yeah, it's fact. Well, yeah,

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that's what I find. Like the taxi drivers. And normally why smarter than I am Mike you know, they've studied fact an engineering and sheer So would you live live overseas? Yes.

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It's where it's it is such a big move. That's why I'm always so impressed when people I know God move overseas. Yeah, if I can turn you loose at my phone that's getting notifications I know I do love the idea of going overseas but he's easy to the attraction in that versus maybe it's not productive the feeling for me America is I'd like to live in America I like code like either Neil walk I mean these are the places everyone would say yeah,

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or the coast of California is unbelievable. Yeah, it's crazy good I guess you just look at places like San Francisco or London or any of these places racism it's like unless you're doing really fucking while unless you've got an amazing job it would be a hard life New York especially yeah

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but I don't know if the feeling when you're traveling you know you don't have much on you just like taking in everything the smells the sights is like feels great I love I love Li and then but that's very different going on holiday believing that when you start feeling you know you talk to you having a work light you fucking getting pumped you know it's

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Australian Melbourne for me feels like home but I think I'm pretty good at making home wherever I go well you've done Shepherd in which is you know regional Victoria two years yeah does that feel like a home or did it feel always quite temporary I definitely felt temporary but I enjoyed it I didn't feel homesick I made my friends there and so you do I adapt I like that yeah I mean funky like you haven't lived anywhere else and you don't know until you do it right you know

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he's he's a weed experience love it and you might well going I think from even like suburban Melba you might get like going going from like fucking Barrick you know which is you know 45 minutes out that's what the people from Barracuda it's a fact an hour an hour out from the city yeah versus going you know in a city it feel like that felt like a big fucking job but I

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do love the ID of just a big city and how like just being swallowed alive by it I mean the thing is you knew you knew Melbourne it has a feel even maybe at the burbs like coming in you would have come in here yeah now living in a place you've never really ever been is interesting interview it is maybe it maybe it was about three months and then you come feeling like you you get you drift like for me I I say I download the map and like I've got a Wii like a visual layout of the area that I'm in and so when I start working out so he downloading the matrix yeah

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I still have

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where you just got a new up upgrade of I've just instilled bond I surely GPS coordinates yeah you sort of go through this process because it takes me like three or four times before I understand where I am somewhere yeah and really not double like second guessing yeah I think that's the thing if traveling super uncomfortable when because you having to think about where the fuck you are well imagine

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like I hear great things about Berlin but the beard biggest barrier to entry for me is the fucking different language yeah speaking German that on top of it like that would be hard yeah like actually

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yeah learning that skill I put I like the challenge I like the idea of the challenge but I want to I don't feel like I could walk in obviously to the same sort of standing that I have here in regards to clients and shit like that you starting at the fucking

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bottom that's what even my main tool as experience right he's moved from Germany to England to Melvin and every single time he's had to like create a new network sign with my mind nice on like we human I talked about a lot is the the change tax he's he talks about how many times he's had to fucking rebuy furniture but I can restart and factory do all the things that you need to do get your fucking utility sorted and there is that change tax extends to just like relationships they can't be in a fucking long term relationship if he's moving all the time so I'm yeah but I assume he has a long term relationship not a not since he's divorce seven using only a jag about our porn is it will be fine you know I can if I can talk about him because even though he's one of my best mate he too busy records to listen to the really that's the excuse was like man so good that you doing the podcast Mike if you listen to is like our but I want to have man I'm really fuck

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man. What's a podcast called again? I might have a daily talk show. I was like yeah, maybe once we do 1000 episodes. People feel so much guild our friends because I haven't made seven listen yet but I've talked to me about it. And fact I really don't care of my friends. Listen or not. Yeah, well,

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I was chatting to rob because we've got Michelle yes okay we don't need anyone else we got you Mish that's all we need I think was shell shell we got you shell bit the rub Ward from quad lock fame. And also fine. Yeah, he he gave me an idea for a new name for the podcast. Which is fucking annoying. Because the 977 episodes in I've been SEO in this shit. I'm not changing the name of what I'm interested. Now. The Daily tangent the daily tangent, but I just don't think lots of people could spell tangent because not saying that our audience of fact right now I you just run the filter through me. Can you spell it know what tangent ti n 10 g amp a tangent and tell you if it's one of those who are annoying words. Anyway, it's a daily talk show everyone all the daily tangent if you asked her all Yeah, but he was excited about the idea of a jingle. So

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we gotta gotta get on that now. Good. And my fucking cord locks going strong. Really. It's

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it's really it's really good. We're gonna have we'll have him on in the next week or so. So and if you've got any suggestions of guests to Now I know what you're about to say. They know exactly what your best email hi at the daily talk. show.com gonna tell them to send a letter up. Hey. I bought 400 Victoria 3036778. Seriously.

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If you are a spy or anything we want you

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all right title.